The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Adele Dazeem

Episode Date: November 21, 2025

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You'll see that your vacation isn't really over until your flight is over. Fly Emirates, fly better. Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by Draft Kings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Lebitzart show is presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings. The crown is yours. Tony is broken and he has described Chris Cody as radiant because someone made a mistake.

Great morning. which made a verbal mistake, made a pronunciation mistake worse than any Chris Cody has made. The worst part about it, the worst part about it, look, this is a real cyclone of regret and embarrassment here. Jeremy also happy at Tony's misery. The cyclone of regret isn't merely that the name was botched this amazingly. The regret is also, it was going to be the last words that he spoke. to Ariel Hohani, a king in this business who, if he doesn't want to earn his respect or show him how much he knows, he at the very least doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of Ariel.

So you think there's a little bit of home cooking with Abdel. Abdel. Adele. It's a tough name. If you would have said to me before today, who in media does Tony most want to be? Yeah. I might have said Ariel Hawani. The majesty of everything that's happening there is the top.

Tony never did get it right. He just bailed on it and there was never actually the satisfaction of getting the name right. So you think there's a little bit of home cooking with Abdel. Adele, Adele, it's a tough name.

Wow. Mike Fuentes was consoling and comforting Tony and these times they don't have comfort in them. So I just walked by Fuentes saying to Tony, it is a tough name. and it wasn't reaching Tony like it wasn't helping Tony Tony after saying to Jeremy

Jeremy look up the name no I'm serious look up you look out how it's spelled it's tough it's not three names it is just two names but they're tough two names it is indisputably a tough name to say Alia del Aziz but it is especially

hurtful to try and say it in front of one of your heroes the man you most want to be like in the industry So you think there's a little bit of home cooking with Abel, Adel, Adele, it's a tough name. What do you think is, is Ariel answered his question. Yeah, the question was a good one. He goes, absolutely. Like midway through you hear his answer.

Yes, the question was a good. So you think there's a little bit of home cooking with Abdel. Adele, Adele, it's a tough name. Whoa. I also enjoyed that he just hit the Adela Zine at the end there. John Travolta. Who was John Travolta trying to introduce when? Jeremy knows.

Adina Menzel. Let's go ahead and find as the alarm goes off here, the sound of John Troultto, famously, famously trying. I set it off then. Sorry, I pulled the fire alarm. I had to get out of this somehow. I think when we do this tournament of most famous sounds in the show's history, I believe that one of the, this will be a team in the tournament if we do famous sounds in the show's history, right? Please welcome the wickedly talented one and only Adel Dazin. That's basically what I said to Ariel Hwani.

It's basically what I said. Well, at the end, you did say a doubt. Yeah, because I had to pull the bungee cord somehow. Adi. I was dying in there. And that's the... So he was talking about how a guy in Islam's camp and Islam's camp doesn't like him. That's his manager, Ali Abdel Aziz, also managing Kamaruz.

Absolutely. Abdel. Adele... It's a tough name. Wow. Come on! I also think that Mike Ryan, you tell me, if... if you're reporting something there that I am unlikely to see reported anywhere else before you've reported it,

which is the rare and perfectly symbolic distinction that Lane Kiffin has right now at the height of being wanted where he makes an oral commitment to two schools. He's made a verbal agreement on the deal points with both schools right now. And I think one of the more interesting parts about this and one of the more sympathetic deals here with this story is Ole Miss's position. They are rightfully furious. This is a majestic season for Ole Miss. These opportunities don't come around often for this school. And from where I'm sitting right now, given the hostility that's warranted, I understand, even though I also think Lane Kiffin does deserve this opportunity too.

I don't know if he's got to be coaching this egg bowl, Dan. And that has implications, especially if Ole Miss loses that camp. You say that Mississippi has righteous anger, earned anger. And under normal circumstances, with almost any place in sports, I would agree with you. The one diluter I would offer here is you got into business of marriage with the exotic dancer. Like, this guy represents in this sport, it's business first and business is the only thing that matters. And if career opportunity is the only thing that matters, Lane Kiffin is only at Mississippi. so that this opportunity presents itself.

It's the only reason he's going there. He was slumming by going there. The fact that he has achieved or overachieved beyond anyone's expectations to make him the most coveted coach going at a time. It's a good time to be a coveted coach. You've done this to yourself with the marriage that you got into, and this is the business that you're in now. The business has changed since you got Lane Kiffin, and this is how it's changed. change. Since Lane Kiffin has been in play, how many years has he been at Mississippi now? This feels like sick. He was at FAU in 2017. So it's been probably, it's probably been a while.

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slash Amazon Prime for details. Don Lebertard. For five minutes, I was watching everyone just like, nope, not letting you in, not letting you in. So when I got up there, I had to say something and I said it. Cheaters never prosper. My buddy was saying, not today. Yeah, but you're trying. I think that was what he was adding.

Yeah, that would have been better. I'm telling you, the response I got from this guy, what I said was amazing. He got them. Cheaters never prosper. This guy yelled as angry as he could. I cheat. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. The reason I'm saying overachievement is because Mississippi playing

or being in play for the national championship and the playoffs is not something that I had. expected. And so when Lane Kiffin's been there for six years, and we saw that FAU team here, he made that FAU program matter. And it was fascinating, actually, when we went out there with the Codies to see a FAU game. High school players, they look like. No, it's not even high school players. It looked like peewee players. They were so small. The players on the field were so small, and he had that being a nine and ten win FAU program. But here's what's changed in these six years since you got into business with Lane Kiffin. Everything. Brian Kelly in those six years gets bought from Notre Dame by LSU flames out. The landscape changes so much at Florida that

Florida can afford like a lot of other schools, the buyout midseason of get the hell out of here. We've got to keep up right now. We've got to get a better coach when the getting is good. And I really ask you legitimately, Mike, as you are enmeshed in the business of just really ugly, ugly finance and currency. It ain't boxing, but it's coming close to boxing. And just because it's been cis boomba and amateurism and it's about the kids in the way that it's been framed, rest assured, it is no longer that if it ever was. It was better disguised before, but now what it is is, if you're Mississippi, you are only a stepping stone for the next coach who wants a career opportunity that's better than the one in Mississippi. That's what you are as a program because you've never won anything. The only reason Lane Kiffin is there after FAU is because that's what you exist as a program.

So you're only allowed to be so mad. And I get why they're mad. and they've never had this kind of hope, but this is the deal you made with the exotic dancer when you decided to marry him. I don't know the details surrounding their anger other than the obvious. All I know is that they are pissed. Like I heard from the stores that they want to fire Lane Kiffin right now. That's how toxic it is. I think the unfortunate part about all of this is the timing. And could Lane have handled this a little bit better? Could he have had this commitment and made sure he was all right with Ole Miss.

Maybe we can't ignore history here with Lane Kiffin. You would think that he would learn from it a little bit. I don't think this is quite as ugly as Tennessee because that was really ugly. But he did this 20 years ago, Dan, burning mattresses in his wake. He left for a better opportunity. Tennessee is like one of the top 10 jobs in the nation and he left for USC. Tennessee is wondering like, what makes that job so much better? This one's a little bit more obvious.

He has an interesting decision to make. I think if he wants the best job, it's LSU for what they're promising, but he's been going back and forth with Florida for quite some time. You made a correction of me when I said that he had made an oral commitment to both schools. You said that he's got, in principle, a verbal, a financial setup with both schools. I have not heard that not just about Lane Kiffin I have not heard that ever as a report that someone has

a verbal arrangement with two schools it's the first time I've heard a report of that kind and you've got that locked down he's got a verbal agreement with both schools this is not about money anymore this is about what does Lane want to do here and I think Lane understands he needs to make a decision soon because we have

I think we've surpassed critical mass here. Florida did institute a deadline last night, and Lane Kiffin laughed at that. I think we find out today on Lane Kiffin. If he doesn't, I don't know what college football is going to look like tomorrow because you got three big programs here, and all of them are starting to get heated, and you have one of the biggest personalities in the sport. It's just, it's unsustainable for this to continue going the way that it is. It's Lane's decision right now. The family aspect is not something that you can ignore. Florida would properly be pissed too because they have felt for a while now that Lane Kiffin was going to be their next coach. And I said it earlier, but let me revisit

it again. LSU does have skepticism here. They do think that they're being used as a pawn a little bit, but they know that they have a path to Lane's heart, which is Lane's son. And the general thinking is Lane's son wants LSU. How does it rub you? I haven't quite seen what's in front of us before and I'm trying to think. I'm going through the data bank, the library, trying to think of a situation that looks exactly like this one when I think of coveted coach, possibly. Who doesn't recruit? And the deal points around this, bake that into the deal, Dan. We know you don't want to recruit. So who do you want on your staff that will recruit? And how much an IL do you need? I am used to coaches upgrading. I am used to coaches leaving. I am used to coaches leaving.

schools before bowl games. I am not used to a team with a championship chance thinking about firing its coach, giving the consideration to firing its coach before we've even gotten to the playoff portion of this before a championship chance. Like that's, that's not something. I don't even know. I'm trying to think of what's comparable to a coach. This isn't, I've seen coaches leave before the bowl game. I've seen coaches leave before December, or are at the, the beginning of December, I have not seen a coach throw away an alleged championship chance. They have their biggest rival next Saturday. It's the biggest gaming program history to solidify at the very least a first round by. You've got one loss in an SEC where Alabama and Texas

and a whole bunch of other schools are looking up at you in the rankings. Another thing I want to revisit is this will indeed be a record-setting salary for a head coach. It will far surpass that of Kirby smarts. Good spot to be in. If you're Lane Kiffin, no one can tell you anything about anything. They can't set timelines for you. You don't have to respect anything that anyone is giving you in the way of timelines. Not Mississippi, not Florida, not LSU. You have all of the power here for as long as you're willing to endure this part of it. And I think he's willing to endure this part of it because I will tell you, no matter how much we do this optically, this is never

and has never been about the kids. It's not about education. It's not about anything other than how do the coaches get to the next spot that is better than the spot they already are so that they can have a lifetime of security for their families. At least the kids aren't victims a way that they used to be, Dan, because I understand your point, but they're less victims now than they've ever been. It is a lot about the kids. Well, it's the Jerry's and Joe's.

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See your local Nissan dealer or nissan.ca for details. Conditions apply. Don Lebertard. Cheaters never prosper. Stugats. I ain't cheating. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. Let's go ahead and talk about some other quote-unquote kids that nobody is going to feel bad for today.

But I did think it was interesting yesterday when the headlines started coming out that the Lakers were firing both of the bus kids from their scouting departments. And I just wanted, I know. that NEPO babies are not viewed by the majority of the public as victims. However, the story of the Lakers, as much as it's been told, the part that goes unnoticed often, and it's weird that it goes unnoticed, is that the bus family hasn't been rich the way that other sports owners have been rich, where they make their money elsewhere, and then the ownership of the team is a plaything on the side, a hobby, a money-making vehicle that is just a different oil well in their port. portfolio. The Lakers have been, and you've heard me say this before, a mom and pop business

for a long time. I cannot imagine the heartbreak and the hurt and all of the dysfunction in the family of the bus kids, wherever it is that people fight over money and power inside of families. For the bus kids to realize that the end of everything they've done with their father's business is, you're fired. The new people don't want you. You're gone. Get out of Hold on. Are you doing this? It's one in particular, right? Jeannie Bus is the one that's kind of been chopping heads across the family. And when they did the sale, I was listening to Brian Winhorse earlier today, that each kid got about a hair less than a billion dollars each.

So it's not like they're cutting and be like, damn, where am I going to go eat? They got a hundred, you know, nine, $100 million. Oh, no, no, no, wait a minute. What do you mean I can't do this? I am looking at this. I'm not looking and I get why most people would simply look at the money. Yes. Those kids have been fighting Jeannie Bush. Those boys have been fighting Jeannie Bus the entirety of their ten years. Jeannie Bus has, I'm just talking about family dysfunction here and what it means to be cut out of your dad's thing when you care about the basketball portion of this.

The Bus family is only associated with basketball. Any power those kids, those boys have in Los Angeles is born of having that last name. and that last name is being diluted right now by please leave. We don't want you around anything that's basketball related. Well, now the power will come from having a billion dollars each. Understood. And they still have the last name. Their name is still good. And Tony mentioned it.

Their heads got chopped off by their sister early on. Right. They never cared about this franchise the way that she did. Everybody's been handsomely rewarded. They are not victims here. They are great. They are doing so good. Jay Moore is the richest comedian in the history of stand-up.

Do you understand that? You guys always do this with money, and the thing that I think that you ignore because of just the sheer number of unhappy rich people I know is where it is that people get their identity and their name identity on things. Yeah, my rich friends, yes. They are not my weather friends and they are not my math friends. They're just my money friends. Right, but the narrative around the, the broad.

others was that they never really cared about those anyways. And that's why Jeannie ascended to power. That's not true. It's not true. Dan's correct in the sense where Jeannie was the one that so there's always been a vote divided by the five bus kids on selling the team or not selling a team. Jeannie was always

on the not sell the team part but then was able to move over to the sell the team part when she got guarantees that she was going to be the governor for the team in a way that cuts everybody else out of the deal. So Mike while I understand that the audience in general is going to side with you on this, the part that I was actually interested in examining as a dynamic,

because family problems are family problems, and whether they're money or something else, the idea that genie's the famous one, the idea that genie's the competent one, the idea that genie's the powerful one, and she decides what it is gets done with the money, and that the boys who run that scouting department are in reality and optically her inferior less competent and you just casually said they don't care about basketball while kids who had money didn't have to be working for a living remember the interview that they gave everyone's like who's this joke they didn't want to be jokes though the bus boys didn't want to be jokes bus boys he was wearing an ed hearty shirt the bus boys on dutch bedazzled hat poor guys are going to have to work as bus boys

because they only got a billion dollars. They were looking like Chris Angel, the mind freak. The bus boys are going to make for very poor martyrs. The part that I was more interested in examining is no matter how much money you or your family have, your sister being better than you at everything always is something that leaves marks. And you as a family, always fighting over the money and power

so that you don't like your sister, you don't get along with your sister, and your sister is always the one making the decisions on things. I know nobody's going to feel bad for the busboys because of a billion dollars, but I just was saying to you how embarrassing it must be for your late father to have cared about something that way, and the punctuation on your career there is not unlike Tony's punctuation when talking to Ariel Hawani, just an avalanche of an consequence. Absolutely.

Abdel. Adel. It's a tough name. Wow. It's not awesome. From the top rope from you, by the way. You're referring to them as busboys. That was wild.

It couldn't be further from the truth in terms of an occupation and the reality. They're all Billy Madison squirting sunblock on their nipples. But they are... Newty Magazine Day! And you, Golden State Golden Yellow Jacket guy over there. Hey, Penguin. Oh, wow. What are you doing?

What do we pull up that sound, huh? You think that gold... They have a pickle race. You think that Golden State, Golden State, Golden, jackets is as bad as... That was a bad one. Possibly worse? Agreed it was a bad one. I cannot dispute that it was a bad one. You got that exactly right. I did that

very poorly. I'm embarrassed by it. It is a mark that has been left on me that stings and hurts, just like leaving peanut shells in the staircase. A shame I've carried with me for 24 hours. A means Golden State. Georgia Tech Yellow Jack. Yellow Jack. Worse. Worse?

Worse? Worse? Sorry. Put him next to each other. Worse Judge Oslo? Where is he? Certainly mine was easier. You're just saying the wrong thing.

Like he's just like struggling to say. He's saying the right thing but saying it. But he never says it. He never gets it right. Both you guys have Chris Cody on your side. It is clear. Abdel. It's a tough name.

Jeremy. Whoa! In the background. Jeremy, please. I just going to believe it. Do a hip throst with confidence, damn it. Me? He has two Emmys.

That doesn't matter. Can he hip thrust? Please put Dave Damasek in the picture and picture as he gets ready for his football America hit to talk football. He is trying to be a gemstone here and he is waiting to come on. I don't want to hear from him yet. He's going to begin yammering when we get to his segment. But I simply want visually for people to say him. He's dressed as Dan Orlovsky on Get Up right now.

Well, I just saw him. I just saw his mouth. and he was having a lot of trouble with his teeth. Like he was, his teeth were moving around in his mouth in a way that suggested that his teeth were not in any way real. And so Football America has another new episode today. It goes out on Mondays and Fridays, and it is a fun show, it is a weird show, it is an entertaining show.

It is an informative show. And Damashek is going to join us here to talk football in a moment, serving one of his punishments as a gemstone. so we're looking forward to that. Tony, are you doing okay? Because that one hurts. You work hard, you hustle. But in my imagination, I'm honestly having trouble imagining something more professionally nightmarish for you than Ariel Hawani, the standard in your business. You were talking very fast and you were saying a lot of names that are hard to pronounce. And you did so on a slalom course of great excellence right up until you got to the last one.

It was the abdel. Adel. It's a tough name. Wow. Didn't feel great. In the imagination, though, if I were to give you a nightmare of, like, what can I create for you professionally and publicly that would be more damaging than trying to say a name correctly and then never getting it right as the last words you say to Ariel Hawani in town

for 24 hours before he leaves? I mean, it wasn't great. You know what I mean? Like, it wasn't great. I didn't feel the best. it came out but i understand that he knows what i was going for obviously you guys are a pack a hyena so it's tough to get anything past you but like i feel like he understood me was it greatly embarrassing yes you're not going to answer my question probably probably just one person

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or you can pick up Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.