The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Cha Ching

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

Amin tells us about a new documentary on MAX that caught his attention and it leads us to stories of fast food, leaving supermarkets, and more. Plus, Izzy tells the story of a guilty conscience leading him to driving home with an unhoused person to get them money. Plus, what way would you like to be recognized in public? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Amino Hassan's joining us now. He's wearing a muccar jersey, Nashville FC. Was this just to upset Mike or since they already lost, it doesn't really matter.

Most valuable player, you know, and didn't parachute in midway through, you know, some people are there from the long haul, some people just decide to show up. Honey, Honey Muccar is a brilliant player. He's been the best player in MLS from my money for two seasons, great player. He's a co-host of Oddball, along with the woman who is on, no, me and I have to,

along with the woman whose name is on Gijugatti Shared Charlotte Wilder. I wanna get into some basketball stuff with you, but there was one show that you are particularly super high on right now, which I was scotter scrolling through, wondering if I should watch it, tell the marketers on the Unmix. Yeah, why are you so high on right now, which I was scotter scrolling through. Wondering if I should watch it. Tell the marketers on the UNMACs. Yeah. Why are you so high on that? So shout out to my friend Serena who told me, hey, you got to watch this.

And it's executive produced by Danie McRod and Jody Hill, who made Eastbound and down and vice principals. And I believe also Jody's on rights as gemstones. And so I'm saying, saying oh this should be funny and but it's a documentary it's not it's not like a scripted shows that all okay and it's about uh... telemarketers specifically this one company

that basically is the birthplace of all the shitty telemarketing strategies that are used today. And how they were raising money, they would call people saying they're raising money for fraternal order of police in different states. That's a real legitimate. Yeah, and this helps fallen officers, families, and all that stuff. And so without revealing too much, first of all, I think most people know a lot of these charities, 90% of what they raise does not go to charity. It

goes to the company. So until the 10% was going to these charities, but then even the 10% is, let's say questionable. I don't want to ruin the series for everyone. But the crazy thing about it, what makes it different is that the guy who's making the documentary used to work at this place called CDG, this telemarketing place. He started there in high school and when he was in high school, he had a camcorder with him. And he was taping everything and like talking to his coworkers

and the crazy thing about it is all these people like ex-cons and people who basically could not get hired anywhere else. And they're all doing drugs and drinking on the job and everything, but as long as they hit their numbers, everything would be cool and they hit their numbers really well.

I haven't seen this yet, but when I read about it, this is the thing that intrigued me the most, was that this guy was basically just someone working at this company who initially seemingly just wanted to make like YouTube videos at the beginning of the internet. Like, ha ha, look how funny this all is, and then ultimately falls into weight. What are we learning about this company,

and then that's where this goes from there? So that sounds like a really interesting premise to start. I have a question for you guys because I've thought about this now with the whole, the way that you release seasons and you release multiple episodes at the same time. So like this is coming out once a week, right? Presumably.

So there's three episodes so far. There's gonna be three episodes soon. How long is it, do you know? I don't know how many episodes it is. Okay, so here's my question. So this guy has essentially been working on this project for 20 years, right? And let's say that this is like eight episodes. This guy is gonna put out like eight 30-minute installments or eight 45-minute installments, whatever it is, right? For 20 years of his work. And this is what this person has been focusing on for 20 years. And I'm gonna sit down in one weekend and within four hours, I'm going to have consumed

20 years of this man's work. And then what's next for this person? Because this is all that they've been doing for 20 years. Well, I think there's a couple things. One is for a good portion of that. It wasn't like Jeremy just said, he wasn't, it wasn't work, it was just go for fun. But I'm saying this is like his passion project.

Like I think about it like with seasons, like actor spends months, months doing these seasons or whatever and it's like, yeah, I'm just bored. So I'm gonna watch this in like one sitting. And it was next, the cash register, t-ching. I don't think, I don't think. What's never the cash register, not on the first thing. That's the crazy thing, like they never make money on the first thing.

The first thing you make is just to show Hollywood I can make something. And then the next thing you get is that's where you're supposed to cash in on, right? So think about like, Halle Berry, now obviously she, she done a lot of stuff, but like- Yes she has.

When she did, jungle fever, like that was a hit and that was a breakout role for her, but like, she didn't make any money on that. It's the next thing. The people who made Blair Witch Project. Right. They didn't make any money on that. But is there a next thing for this guy?

It's like the super size me guy. Like, there's a super size me too. Like, who watched that? Who cares? Oh, the dude, you don't know what he, he ended up like- He had like a show on. He should have like an effect or something.

Yeah, and it was like every week he would do some sort of supersize me type thing. I also think he kind of got canceled after that effect show, which I love. That effect show I thought he did great work. There was one particularly at the border that resonated deeply. I loved his effect show,

but I do think he's gotten out of the social conversation because of something that happened with him. But either way, Billy, like you would say, like, all right, supersize me now, what? But it's like, he parlayed that into the thing that is the, but what is this sound, Juju? How does it go? The catch register? Ta-da!

But what is this guy's thinking of? Because this was just because of his like, also supersize me, like I watched it and I was like, this guy, yeah. Morgan Spurlock. Morgan Spurlock. Yeah, I could do, I could go regularly to. Yeah. Morgan's furlock. Morgan's furlock. Yeah. I could do I could I go regularly to make

Donnells and every meal. I was in every meal. I was in every three meals a day. For 30 days. That's what he did. He did. 30 days is nothing. But three more than one.

Try 12 Billy. Let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it then. All right. Morgan's furlock confessed to sexual misconduct during the Me Too movement. Geez.

By the way, you get offended when I say that fast food, I think of you more than Christmas. Well, I've cut down. I've cut down. By the way, speaking of the telemarketing. Not lately, we're on a high up tick again. I kind of go in waves. When I lived, when I first got married,

we had an apartment on the beach, and it was right before COVID, so it was like cool at the time, and I had to walk everywhere, and there was no fast food around me. You were going at Burger King, right? Yeah, but we didn't go there. We had actual home-cooked meals.

I lost probably 15 pounds. I was walking. Yeah, just walking and eating healthy. And I was like, man, I feel really good. I look great and then I moved back over to Westchester and back on that fast food diet. I'm telling you, 30 days, nothing. Did iPhone technology ruin it for these telemarketers?

Or like every time it says potential spam, because I remember used to accidentally pick up a phone and it used to be like the fraternal order of police or anything that had to do with police or care workers or whatever, and you know the guilt just starts to kick in. I know Jeremy feels this. Like you're just like, oh, okay. Do you feel guilty?

Absolutely. I mean, I got caught into, I mean, I think I donated to like, I have a planned parenthood, I give money to every month, I don't even know how, I think I was outside of the supermarket. I think they did the fraternal order police, I had to cancel that, like that's just gut wrenching for me right there. Well, because like, when I hang up on the people they call it, they're like, we're the troopers, blah, blah, blah.

Like, you support, like whatever, I'm like, I feel like if I hang up on them, I'm going to be targeted and pulled over immediately. They're gonna have all my information and I'm gonna be a target of not donating money to the troopers foundation. So that's one of the things that they talk about is like they would hit up businesses, small local businesses,

particularly if they're owned by like minorities or immigrants, because those are the people to be most intimidated like, oh, if I say no, then the cops are gonna, so they literally think it's like protection because when you do it, they send you a decal, you put them in the row. My cousin got one of those decals, put it on like his license,

played a play like on his thing, got off a bunch of tickets. I'm sorry. Like, oh, thank you for like donating. Like got away with a bunch of shit that brought you down. What's your move? You're leaving, let's say the supermarket and there's somebody there with, hey,

can I get a second of your time please and they start telling you about an organization? Usually it's like pets or families or children and they're just like Do you want to donate what's your move to get out of that? Yeah, you want let's pantomime You don't even have to get a bog get up. I'm walking out the supermarket. You're the guy with the clipboard Okay, here we go. This is for the video audience for the audience tough luck Excuse me sir if you mind if I have a second of your time, do you want to say to your animals whatsoever? No, thank you for your time, sir, appreciate it.

Exactly, I'm from a nanomod. I can't do that. To my every corner, bro, my message to them is, bush stop, watch out. No, I don't have time. Billy, do you have a move? No, I get stuck in the conversation every time. Here's my move.

I start off by being super nice, and I want in the conversation every time. Here's my move. I start off by being super nice and like I want to know so many things. Once you give them an in, it's in. Once you engage, you can't get out of it. That's fine, can't. It's not the sort of a discussion that I mind. It's the taking of my money that I mind, right?

They don't want to be your friend. Right, so I'll just sit there and I'll listen. I'll be like, oh wow, that's great. And I was like, look, given the times I like to do a little extra research on my in these organizations if I'm gonna give any money because I got scammed a little earlier so do you have any literature I can take home with me and maybe decide when I get there and I promise I promise I'll make that's more worse than what I do with a pathological at that point. I tell them the truth. He says, watch out.

I'm broken in here. Yeah. The real question is, wait, they break it down, Juju. They've gotten to breaking it down. It's just like, if you see three pennies on the floor, would you pick it up? No, right?

That's all you need to give us is three pennies a day for the rest of your life. And then there you go. You're feeding children, or at least, you know, the children's dog. You know an option I've been mulling over, so like I'll go to BJs to buy things, like ridiculous sides.

Easy, don't do it. I just didn't behave to everyone. Thank you, Juju. I didn't behave. Well, we'll just say, look, we'll just say, I go to Costco, just to avoid that situation, right? So I go to Costco to buy things in bulk, right? LBJ.

And every Costco to buy things in bulk, right? And every time I go buy, there's someone that's like, what phone provider do you have, right? So what happens is I just change the way that I walk to not walk past that person, but I think what I'm trying, what I'm gonna do the next time, because it's kind of like an inconvenient route

that I end up taking, is I'm just gonna tell them I have AT&T, because that's the clipboard that they're holding. So if I already have the phone service that they're trying to sell me, they can't sell me anything else. Billy, don't have to say anything to them. Right, I can't get you with the upgrade at that point. Oh, you ain't got this new 7G,

we can just introduce to you. And up with the G's, they're all the same. All right, my phone doesn't work anymore. So let me ask you guys this, when you guys walk by those guys, usually they're in Times Square places like that and they say, hey, man, do you listen to hip hop? Like, what do you do?

Like, the guy that's trying to sell you to do. I was so gnarly. I thought one time someone was just giving me the CD and I was like, thanks. And they're like, no, no, no. And I was like, oh, okay. And then I only had like a 20 and I bought like someone's mixtape for like $20.

When I was 15, I thought people were just nice and like to give you things, you know? I was encountered like when these Harry Christian of people on 42nd Street, I'm walking and he like hands me the pamphlet and I'm just like, cool. And I was like, no, no brother, that's gonna be fun. I'm like, then they get like, I don't know.

I just handed it right back. We have to do that with a seat like a gas station. They're like, I'm giving out my CDs free and then they take the CD and it's like, it's gonna be a $20 donation. That's what happened to me. I do mind. Yeah, I don't, I'd be like, I don't have a CD player.

Do you listen to him? No, I don't. Like I just lost. I actually got as far as, he just looked them dead in the eyes and be like, watch out. When they get it, that's not what I do it. One time after a concert, an opening act

was selling merch backstage or at the front. And I went up to go buy a sticker or something to be supportive. And they were like, oh, we're all out of stickers. But I have my first album on vinyl. It's $30. Do you want it? And I was like, yeah, yeah, I definitely do. And I bought a $30 vinyl.

It's still sitting in a drawer. Thank you for the record player. I was like, what was it? What was it been? Don't know. I would have been record player, it doesn't work. What was it, what was it been? Don't know. I would have been like, you know what? I really like to do my own research on these new vinyls coming out all the time.

So I gotta go check at home and I promise I will buy one on the internet. Do you gotta ink? Don Lebatard. I think I'd like to know when I'm gonna die because I sort of romanticized the idea of like living like you were dying. When you're on a countdown clock,

imagine all the life experiences. Like I could go skydiving, or Rocky Mountain climbing. Still gots. Roy brings up a point though. Like Roy does bring up a point. Like you might be risking paralysis. And it's totally trash.

Just totally a triangle, my dude. But like what if God forbid it's that you get a die in the clock? Like what if it says a week though? Like we're two days or a month. I don't want to know that. Well then you just love deeper and speak sweeter and give forgiveness to those that you've been denying.

Someday, I hope you get the chance to believe like you were dying. Do you have more of that? No, thank you guys for letting me go through that smoothly. VCC Don't Live At Our Show with this two-gats. So I'm the same way with homeless folks, okay, I'm sorry. What are we supposed to, what's the word house? Unhoused folks, which is, I've got it. I've got it. Nope. I've got to take on that down the road.

We'll get to that later. We'll get to that later. But when the unhoused are folks are, you know, sort of propped up outside of the supermarket. And I'm walking in and I get the request for some money. And regardless, my answer is, yeah, just a second, as soon as I get outside, I have no idea if I have any money on me or anything.

And so when I get inside, I have to check and I'm like, I've got no cash. What am I gonna do? And I end up doing the cash back thing and getting some change and being 1,000 percent responsible. There's the like five percent of the time where I walk outside and I'm like, oh, relocated, thank goodness.

I get to keep this little five ski right here, but I'm so good. To keep it. Yeah. But when he said I do the same thing, I thought he was gonna say that he told them, like, I gotta go home and do my own research and I'll get back.

Can I tell you the craziest thing I've ever done for an unhoused person one time, I was leaving a heat game. And I didn't park, I didn't go for work, so I parked in a regular lot. And I'm leaving and this just happens to be a day where I left my wallet at home with my ID and everything. And so I'm leaving the lot and I'm making a right turn

onto a one-way street and somebody on a bicycle comes the wrong way down the one-way street as I'm not looking that direction and hits the front of my car and then his tire is damaged. And then of course it's a, you know, I hit a bicycle. You hit someone with your car, no, no. I think it's my self-heak killer. You hit someone with your car.

Someone on a bike hit my car. Going the wrong way on a one-way street. On a nuclear. You kid someone with your car. Someone on a bike, hit my car, going the wrong way, on a one-race trip, on a vehicle. I'm with you. He won't bikes don't abide the laws. But here's what I did. So let's just say, and then he's complaining. He's like, man, it's not even my bike. It's my friend's bike.

He lent it to me. There's no chance in heck. I'm gonna be able to give it back in this condition because the tire was bent. Okay, hold on. And of course, of course, I said, oh no, I don't have my wallet here. I don't have my ID.

If this gentleman calls a cop over, I'm not gonna have my license. It's gonna be a disaster. I'm like, what do you think it's gonna cost to fix that tire? And he's like, at least $100. I was like, I'll give you 40. And he goes, all right. And I'm like, but it's at my house.

I need you to hop in the car. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I like that. Because he's threatening to call the police. And in my mind, I'm thinking, I hit a cyclist. Like you guys are saying, well, I went to the wrong way. Why are you panicking?

Right. And so it's like, whew, get on in, buddy. And so he gets in the car and he smells bad. And so I have to, you know, windows all the way down. I'm kind of driving with my head like out of the car, like this and my eyes half on him and half on the road, just making sure everything's okay. I get to my apartment in North Miami and I can't like, I don't know why guilty conscious.

I can't leave him like outside in my locked car. And so I just leave him in the car. Take my keys, run upstairs, grab some money, come back downstairs, he's still in the car, I looked around the car, nothing seems to be missing, boom, slowly drive back to the arena. The whole way back, I'm like, you know you were going the wrong way down to one race street. I didn't have to do this just so you know. And he's like, yeah, that's all right wrong way, down to one, right street. I didn't have to do this just so you know. And he's like, yeah, that's all right man, I just want to get my friends bike fixed.

And I was like, okay, great. And so we drove all the way back, dropped the gentleman off, no incident, no issue. Took his $40, took his broken bicycle, kept going. Good dude, so look on Lucy's face is hilarious. Did you show it up to the cat like, hey, we spoke of the man. Oh boy.

I would get murdered if I did that. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have recommended you do that, though. I would say what had me fairly confident is, I mean, he didn't weigh a lot, and he was probably one or two inches shorter than me. So I was like, if anything got into a physical confrontation, I could hang. So you hit someone with your car,

and then you were figuring out how to potentially murder them if you had to this Malnourished person. Yeah totally unrelated. I did bring down like a protein bar too. There you go This is totally unrelated easy can I borrow that 500? Just crashing down with your body. Yeah, just crash And then I love the fact that I'm a call to cops man Then you're like he might actually do it all. There was so many cops around. I'm gonna just do this, and I would have called them.

Call them, and by the way, I'm prepared for this next time it happens. It's, I thought I had the best story, no you win man, like you got the guy, you draw them home, and then go them back. And this is like, so this is right where we are, roughly right next to the arena, and at the time I lived in like North Miami,

like just off of like 125th Street and like federal, so it's about where we are roughly right next to the arena. And at the time I lived in like North Miami, like just off of like one twenty fifths to eat in like federal. So it's about a half an hour forty five minute drive. You took him back to exactly where you hit him with your car? Yeah, yeah, the parking lot. Why didn't you ask him where he was going? Because now he has a broken bike that he came to the bike with. Right.

He's going, he's going, he's got a $40, but he's got a broken bike. Now Billy, I might go on a limb here, but I don't think he was actually going anywhere. Nor did he actually have a friend who owned the buy. I think that will was a broken, full-heat, and some assumptions. You know, it's crazy. I haven't even thought that far. Like I didn't even think that it wasn't his friend's bike.

I just assumed, well, this guy doesn't have a house. He probably doesn't have a bike yet, the borough from his friend. But he has a friend. I mean, come on. It's funny. When I first left the ESPN, I came down here to do, like this is January of 2021. Came down here to do the show.

And I'm walking from my hotel to the studio. And guy, you know, Panhandling, he's softening, he says, hey, I'm gonna experience some change. And I said, oh, sorry, man, I don't have any spare change on me. And like, he looks up at me and he's like, hey, man, you're that dude from ESPN. And I was like, oh, yeah, thank, but yeah, I'm not, I'm not on there anymore.

And he said, you decided to update this man on your career. Why is this a glasses bowl? Because I never, I never talked to anyone. Like, he's just keeping moving, but like, the fact that he recognized me, like, do me all the way. Oh, yeah, no, I appreciate it,

but I'm not there anymore. And he's like, why not? I said, well, this whole thing, you know, Dan left, and I started, and I was like, what am I doing? Why am I explaining this in creative, in descriptive detail? Like, I was the dynamics of like,

employment at ESPN, you know, things just changed a lot. Some of the best feelings I've ever had. I was thinking about this today because there's three feelings or two, we're very similar. And it was one time, and I don't know, I one time I was leaving an exit ramp on a highway. And somebody's asking for change and a roll down my window, give a little bit. And it's just like, do you work at the Salvation Army? And you look crazy familiar and that one just made me

really happy but the one, yeah, but the one that made me super happy. I was leaving a McDonald's and I was walking in my car with a serious ass. He looked at Billy because when one talks about McDonald's, one always looks at it. And Ronald McDonald did it. And so he asked me for some money.

I was like, I don't think I have any cash on me. I'm sorry man. And he goes, no problem. And he just looks at me. He goes, why me for some money. I was like, I don't think I have any cash on me. I'm sorry, man. And he goes, no problem. And he just looks at me. He goes, why do you have such a famous looking face? Didn't say like I'm from something just like I had a face. I see if I was some sort of like Hollywood, you know, star. And I was just like, you know what, sir?

Hang on one second. I went in my car, I like Doug, I was like, there's a $10 bill for you, man. That was a great compliment. Let me tell you something. Boom. Wait, number one pet peeve. By by far is when people say to me like, I know you from somewhere like, did you use the order to get the GNS?

Like, you know who the hell I am. You say, wow. What is happening in that room? Okay, so people compliment you, you give them money and you need people who are like begging for money. No, no, no, no, I don't have to compliment me. They can tell you with their car. I identify you. I'm not talking like, look, the, say you know me and you'll people who are like begging for money. They don't have to. I'm not the only one who can take me with their car. I identify you. I'm not talking like, look, the, say you know me and you'll get this money.

The homeless guy that threw me off, I didn't, I didn't like, I was legit like, oh, wow, I can't. Because I'm like, where is he watching? Like, how does he even know, right? Yeah. I don't have a house,

I was gonna watch ESPN. He's got cable. He didn't even have house, right? So, but like, when you talk about like regular people, like people, I met a bar. That's not in this. So we are.

Oh, this is it. I went on a bar, went on a bar, and someone's like, hey man, like, do we know you from the, you know what the hell is, you went to Berlin? I'm like, no man. No, I'm not, I'm telling you. You know what I am, man. I love when you get to that Israel.

I used to be unhoused, and I was in this exact position a long time. I had to be unhoused and I was in this exact position a long time. I had to look at brothers and sisters like yourself and be like, hey, excuse me, be bro, oh, so sorry. So that feeling of doing it, I want to salute all my unhoused brothers that are listening on their way to come back because I discovered this show unhoused. I was sleeping outside, but behind Gladys Knight chicken and waffles in that down and I had my cell phone. I was like, ESPN got an app. Who is this? And I said, that's why first I'll grab Cody and he

stuped. You feel me so salute to my unhoused brothers and sisters out there. Keep your head up. Trouble don't last always. You would have appreciated to ride somewhere, right? Absolutely. But here's the absolute. I mean, the best feeling for those who kind of Just sucker the best feeling when people kind of recognize you or they don't I was at this Barbie party Race and the pool party and I did not know anybody was Barbie there. No, okay I did not know anybody there and so this one guy comes up and

Man, I'm telling you it's the greatest feeling the world's not the first time it's happened It was a kid one guy comes up and everybody was just as a Ken and he goes We're got a powerhouse. Oh my god. What a feeling they think you look familiar and they're like Oh the only place that I might know you from is the gym Is he like do you not understand what's happening? No, they're trying to be modest. I mean, I'm not trying to be old upon you and that's what they're doing. I'll do respect.

I asked around. I asked everybody around, hey, who's this guy? Is he a sports guy? He was like, he has no idea who you were. He asked me later. He was like,

why does this guy look familiar? And it's just because the screen's on the TV happened to be on, but he had no idea who I was. it wasn't until other people started recognizing that he said something do you work out of powerhouse I do not work out of powerhouse I have no idea what a powerhouse was is it possible this person was just hitting on you no again like that is he goes to like the weirdest like conclusions on all of these weird just conclusions like the greatest conclusion is somebody that's in decent shape,

looks familiar, hey, I must see you from where I'm at all the time. You know what I'm supposed to say, guys? I'm not obviously feeling it. I have a face where people think they know me and they do not know me, we're fun. Damn, they just come up to me with the, oh, never mind. Also, I never met.

Dude, my heart is torn. I watch you every time. You're bugging because that's your greatest superpower. It allows you to go places, zero credentials, zero, like I'll start weekend. Me and Juju, we went into some party. I can't remember where it was. And it's like all the Jen pop going this way. And then they had the VIP glass room here.

And Juju just decides to make a left. And I'm like, all right, cool. I'm just following him. Nobody asks you anything because you always look like you belong. Super Bowl. He was friends with everyone. Shady McQuay said like, oh no, LaGara Blunt was like, I asks you anything because you always look like you belong. Super bowl, he was friends with everyone. Shady McQuay said, like, oh no, LaGarra Blunt was like, I'll call you later,

we're gonna hang out later. And he's like, he's never met him before, he's never met my number. That's what I'm saying. Famous people think he's famous. Exactly. Is there somebody, Juju, that you think that they think that you are?

Absolutely not. They just think that I belong and I just act like I do. I mean, he doesn't look like anyone. He just looks like, oh, I should know him. Like, people see Juju and say, oh, clearly, I have to know him. He doesn't look like anyone, but he looks like someone.

Look, if people think you belong and you get in, you belong. Yeah, like a famous face. You know what I think is my fur hit bands that I wear around, which nobody makes fun of. I'm still waiting, but these fur hit bands, our ridiculous Jeremy, that would have been a great comeback. I have nothing. I don't know how to make ridiculous, Jeremy. That would have been a great comeback. I have nothing.

I don't know how to make fun of you. You're much cooler than I am. I don't know how to make fun of people. You may put in my shoes. I just look at my shoes and I say, Damn it. Why did I wear you? No, those shoes are wack. Those shoes are trash.

You should burn them. BEEP. Own live on air. Like LeBron Jersey. Can we say the B-Ware? I don't know. I used to have friends that would be the worst in the game.

I would get anywhere they wanted to. Take pictures with Charles Barkley, Steve Smith, Dan Marley, all these players. They let me join in on the thing one time. I get onto the floor. They get through the locker room. The one person gets stopped.