The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Champagne Taste and a Beer Pocket

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

Papi is here on Cuban time, but don't worry, Tony has a Refran Del Dia ready for him! Then, Dan kicks the Shipping Container out for a segment, so they discuss a major handshake dilemma Chris Cote just faced. Also, are you a swiper, inserter, or tapper? Plus, it's finally time to relive the greatest moments from last night's "Tony Show." Will Dan regret his decision? Will Billy insult or compliment Tony? Will we sing Closing Time? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to DraftKings Network. Welcome to the big sui presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBatard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants

just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. My father is indeed on Cuban time in every way. He is always on Cuban time.

I think he was supposed to be here last night. I think he's supposed to be in the studio now, but once he gets near or in the eating area, he doesn't come out of the eating area. He loves to be near the pastelitos. He says, free is his brand. And I keep telling him, probably that's not free. Metal art pays for all of that. Like that's, that's, that costs money.

I think he's near the popcorn tin over there that I put my hand in after licking my fingers a few weeks ago. Chris Cody, do you, uh, we've got a secret spy cam on Poppy right now. He'll be in here in moments at his own leisure, but, uh, I'm not being inaccurate or hyperbolic. When I say Chris, that last week you were trying to get my father into the studio. Like, this is a fairly aggressive thing we do.

There's pressure on it. We're moving very fast every day. We're making a lot of stuff. Anyone who walks in here, they're always shocked at what, like, a train station this is, because everything's moving very quickly around here, except for my father. Chris, you were trying to get him in here him in here for 15 minutes and he was out in that area, not only eating a pastelito, but doing so without a napkin or without a plate.

So crumbs are just falling all over the floor. What does he care? That's right. Poppy has this way of being delightful and pleasant while like sticking a middle finger right in your face. Like I'll ask a pot and I'll say it in a way. Like I'd like to be jovial. Like, Hey, Poppy, can we get like, I'm that, I'm never like, Hey, Poppy, get in there right now. face. Like I'll ask, and I'll say it in a way, like I'd like to be jovial, like hey Poppy, can we get, like I'm never like, hey Poppy get in there right now. I'm always like, hey Poppy,

can we get you in there with Dan? And he just will be like, ah, yeah, yeah, Chris, hey Chris, how's the family? And then I'm like, wait, so, okay, it's good, thanks. Are you going? He's like, yeah, I'll be right there. And then I like give him a minute, I walk away and he's still in the cage.

Like he's just like, he's always nice, but he never listens. How's the family is a staple question for Poppy, right? It's the only one he's got. He asks it to everyone and it works. Like it's been working. It's been working for years. The other day, I, but I felt like he only cared about my family. I mean, my, my father's got a, a couple of go-tos that always work and it's why they're his go-tos. Steven Jackson does a great and kind of racist impersonation of my father, just a wonderful impersonation. And so I called Steven Jackson the other day with my father to excite him so that they can

go back and forth. Steven Jackson's racist impersonation talking to the actual cartoon character. And so my father's like, buddy. And he's like, buddy. And my father's like, Stephen Jackson. And he's like, coming up on this show, Stephen Jackson. And they're going back and forth. And my father then goes to one of his signature jokes that always works no matter who it is.

He's like, you're buying. I've got champagne taste and a beer pocket. So good. He's been doing it for 50 years. We will get to poppy in a second here, but a fairly giant football weekend. And I'm saying that the best outcome is

the Chiefs get into the Super Bowl on a controversial call. Oh boy. What's the better outcome than the chiefs get into the Super Bowl on a controversial call. Oh boy. What's the better outcome than that, please? Like, I don't think it's what's going to happen, but it's what I'm rooting to happen because with the referee in crisis that they have in that sport, the entire, the content machine will melt down if that's what happens. And then we'll go flying into conspiracy theories. Like very quickly we'll be go the whole thing scripted. Right after the game, post game on the way home in Baltimore.

Yes, you're thinking that because the NFL, perhaps they want Taylor Swift, Patrick Mahomes, the Kansas City Chiefs of the Super Bowl. The city of Baltimore is prepared for this thing to feel rigged because of how obviously beneficial it is to the NFL to have Taylor Swift and the Super Bowl. She didn't want to be in the halftime show and everything that happened after that, people

have talked about the idea that everything that happened after that could look orchestrated. Why would I settle for just being in the halftime show when I can dominate your entire sport for the year and it serves everybody? She's going to turn it into the Taylor Swift halftime show. Just heard they're going to keep showing her dancing. They're going to turn it into a stop. He kind of flipped the flipped me on this. I was always kind of like, I want to see the chiefs go as far as possible.

That stop. He flipped me. I think I'm ruining it for the Ravens now. You talk about over the Taylor Swift stuff. You talk about the conspiracy theories on if the chiefs get in on a bad call, but can you imagine Swifties who have now dedicated their lives to being so upset that Meekle Hardman is getting touches that if Baltimore gets in

on a controversial call, what's gonna happen on social media with the Swifties? It'll be a nightmare. Swifties aren't doing like the definition of past interference. They'll be going into the role, but guaranteed. But Dan, I actually meant to ask you this and that would be fun. It'd be the best for what we do for a living. No, no doubt about it, but

you love stories. You love guys who are climbing over stuff, right? You always talk about that. Don't you want to see Lamar Jackson, like everyone questioned him coming out of college by everyone. I mean, Bill Polian, but people question it. Okay. 31 teams. And now here he is two time MVP. Has it made it to the Super Bowl yet? If he loses this game, he's going to get crushed. Aren't you rooting for Lamar Jackson to get to a Super Bowl? This is what I am rooting for when I root for the stories and not the contents. Do God's I'm rooting for just the stories. The Detroit Lions are obviously the more lovable story, historic franchise

broken forever. It would be the greatest moment in Detroit football history for them to arrive at the Super Bowl. Never mind when it then on the other side, I am not rooting for the underdog in this circumstance. In fact, I believe that Baltimore is going to drag Kansas City, but I am afraid that Patrick Mahomes might be Michael Jordan somehow, even though that's not what I've seen from this team. And I suppose the couple of scenarios that I could see Baltimore losing is Lamar Jackson

has a terrible game because Kansas City's defense is good somehow and he makes a bunch of turnovers or Mahomes is some sort of legendary God and carries in there. But otherwise I expect, but Baltimore has still got Baltimore is this far is some sort of legendary God and carries in there. But otherwise I expect Baltimore has, Stugatz, Baltimore is this far from being undefeated this year in their overwhelming in three games.

Stugatz, they had the three games they lost. They had the lead in the fourth quarter and it was a bit mystifying how they blew the lead. Like that, that team has been overwhelming all year. And I expect them to drag Kansas city, which is not something I'd ever say at any year before this one, I would take Kansas city getting points in any game. And for almost as long as my homes has been there, Kansas city getting points and the line is climbing. It went three, three and a half, four. It's going, I think it's four and a half now.

The people, the money expects the possibility that Kansas city will look like they looked against Oakland and the whole other season and that Baltimore's defense will do to him. What it's done to everybody. They could be undefeated, but Swifties, but referees, but referees and Swifties, Swifties are going to get our AI issue figured out too. Like that's, that's what's happening now after some crazy AI stuff with Taylor Swift, like the way that they all mobilized on social media. And now Taylor Swift is going to potentially file a lawsuit. I mean, literally Swifties are going to influence regulation in this country.

Tony, let's do this here. You're wandering around with a microphone. Can you drag, do you have the Cuban strength to drag my father away from the post, let's go in an expedient manner of time to get my father in here to produce a friend of the day. There he is. Papi's in the house. He's busted up. Bobby take this seat. I don't give this seat up to anyone. Take this seat. Wow. The highest honor. Thank you, Stu. God. So this is Bobby. Bobby, you still got to hang over. We need you at the microphone. Bobby, you talk into a microphone. We need you at the microphone. We're live.

No, we're live, Bobby. Bobby, be careful with everything you say. Put your headset on, Bobby. We're free. That's my favorite. I know it's free is what you like. Bobby, we need you at the microphone so that people can hear you. The height of technology coming in behind Bobby here.

A little bit of a hangover because of what the Celtics did to you. I was celebrating last night. I mean, this guy is supposed to new contract just before the game. Eric Spolster's new contract you're celebrating was a 15 years and 145 million dollars or something. Are you down on Spolster again? No, I'm no down. I said that we'll celebrate. He's not going to wreck. Okay. You're not down.

Thank you. Tony has behind us a tribute to his self involvement in narcissism, which is last night's Tony show. Papa, you were supposed to be here. Traffic got you. What happened? Oh yeah. I was on my way, but the traffic was too bad

coming out of Miami beach. So Tony, we're gonna do that later. Yes. Turn that thing around. Okay, I've got something here that we've never done before on the show. Just flip it over. I can't flip it over to work that way. Flip it over.

No, it doesn't work. Yes, it does. It flips. I'm telling you, it doesn't work that way. Okay, guys. Here, the unveiling. A chart. The first time ever.

This is a very important chart, Dan. And what we're having here, and Bobby, I'll obviously let you lead the way when I when I go through these This is the Macago anger chart Bobby what does Macago mean? I shit So in the Hispanic culture we like to shit on a lot of things right that's true And what I did is I separated it between the anger levels of Internal anger and external anger Dan as you know you can say mech I go on a lot of things

They could be internalized or if you do it like the person that robbed your car mech I'll go ahead right or a yeah, whichever So we're gonna start here at this is this is uniquely Spanish phrasing. This is very common. What are you shaking your head about, Billy? He doesn't like anything I do, Dan. Who cares? Keep it moving. All right, we're gonna go with the lowest, the lowest anger level, which is, Bobby, me cago en tres.

Yeah, I shit in three. In three, inexplicably. We don't know why. That's low level anger. Me cago en diez. Yes, I shit on ten. I shit on ten. We don't know why we shit on numbers. But we shit on numbers for whatever reason. Me cago en 10. Yes, I shit on 10. I shit on 10. We don't know why we shit on numbers.

But we shit on numbers for whatever reason. Me cago en me. Yeah, I shit on myself. So what? Yeah, but when you're upset with yourself, let's say you know, something happens, you shit on yourself. You're very upset about it.

Me cago en la mierda. Yeah, I shit on shit. I shit on shit. Why not? How could this happen? I'm sh shit on shit. I shit on shit. Why not? How could this happen? I'm shitting on shit. That is correct. And then also, Poppy, if you add re

at the beginning of something, it obviously blows through and makes it much higher of an obscenance. I don't even know if that's a word. That is not a word. Obscenance is not a word. I think it's a word. I just made it up. Obscenance is not a word.

It works for me. Thank you, Stu. So me cago en la remierda means I'm shitting on on major shit. We keep it moving. Now this goes into the internal anger excuse me the external anger. Mecagón tí. I shed on you. I shed on you. Why'd you do that to me? You be a bumper to bumper. You hit me. Mecagón tí. Okay this is the one that we've covered on a refund at the before which is There's very little We also have there's not one worse than that we the qualifier I fuck up the mother who fucked you up Get that out of here. Bad judgment. All of it, bad judgment. Just get out of here.

Shut it, shut it down. Shut it down. I spent so much time on this. Shut it down. I spent so much time on this. I gotta go back to the sprint. My father needs to go back to the spread. Thank you, Pop, for all your contributions.

I want to apologize for everything that just happened there. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? That's it. Don Lebatard. Listen, it could be Julius Randall's building. How about that? The Mecca. Or is Julius...

The Mecca. Stugatz. Steve Martin was a prop comment. Uh, you said that? I said it two seconds earlier than you... This is the Don Lebatard show with the Stugatz. MUSIC I mean, Dan kicks us out of the studio because I guess he didn't like the refriended idea. I don't know why.

And now we were in this room sitting comfortably. GQ tells us to squeeze in. So now there's just, we're uncomfortably close. Tony, you smell great despite being at this studio for 24 straight hours. How are you feeling, by the way? Tired. You ready to go? My voice is kind of gone.

And Jeremy, your wife, did she miss you? Yeah. She missed me. She's thought I did an excellent job. We're going to talk about it more later on, but yeah, we got to get to that eventually because there's a lot of good. It was 24 hours of the studio. A lot of good stuff. Jeremy, how are you doing back there? Everything's great. I had an issue at the restaurant. You go to him knowing he doesn't have a microphone because he's standing that's something you would do you were about to do Yeah, I mean that's a movie It works if you do it All right, so I was at Chili's yesterday and I ran into somebody that I coached in high school

I coached them they're younger than me. It was just one of those hey coach called me called you coach nice And did I make you feel good and know your name and this is why I was awkward. No, he knows my name. And I was sitting at the bar. I like the high top of Chili's. That's my spot. He comes in and sits at, are you by yourself with my dad? Okay. He's at the booth right next to me. Okay. So he kind of gets sat there. So it's like an awkward. Hello. We shake. He sits literally less than six feet from me. And now I'm in a spot. I'm in the middle of my meal when he, when we had the interaction,

like I'm in the middle. I have a burger. Nice. He shakes my hand in my mind. I'm like, I want to clean my hand, but he's right there. So like I even had say, like I can't pull out sanitizer there. Like what's the play there under the table sanitizer. I didn't even think of that. Then under the table one under the power.

Like what's the angle? Like is he straight on you? He was looking right at me. Did you have a drink? I did have a drink. You can use the condensation on the cup. That's a good point too. You know what I did? Nothing. I just ate it. Literally. I just was like, I'm too ashamed to do anything. I should have fist bumped him. Danny just gave me this. Is he someone that looks like he has dirty hands. He does look like someone that works. I don't know. I look like I have dirty hands. Not dirty hands. just looks like a guy that like, I like, you know,

rough. Hey, it doesn't look like a guy that moisturizes his hands a lot to get to work with his hands. A lot of like a guy that's got gruff hands. So I was, I was, I was, I just, I literally just ate it. No pun intended. I was like, you know what? I'm too embarrassed to walk to the bathroom. I don't want to sanitize. So I just grabbed the burger with his dirty hand. Yeah. I think you intended the pun. I did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What you should do is I think you don't take a bite, but you know how you can talk, you take a drink, sip your drink and then pretend like you're like coughing so much. Oh, right. Like it's a coughing fit. Now, man. Also, you're going to have to speak up there, Jeremy. He couldn't hear any of that. Next time what you're supposed to do is pretend to cough. Oh yeah. Right. Is that was, that's the chest. Well, we are freaking out about it. No, we're not fixing levels. Okay. So next time, next time that you do this, Chris, you should make sure that you fake a coughing fit as if you've choked on your drink and then you'll be good.

So that way you can, a little less, not a good actor, a little less offered to let you just sit here. I said, I don't have to be part of this. That actually works. Yeah. That actually works. Keep going. Yeah. Yeah. Assuming that you're judging their hands. When you guys, when you guys have all three options to swipe tap or insert, what's your go to? Oh, it's absurd. And kid. No, a tapper. No, you're an insert. My man. Not a tap is a way. You're a tapper. I'm a tapper. I don't

like the tap because I don't know where on the machine. Yeah. I don't know where on the machine to put, you guys ever get into the thing where you're like, do I put it here? Oh no, it's not picking up. It's where like the symbol. I'm telling you, all these machines aren't the same though. There are some places you go in. It's like, is this where I'm supposed to put it? I'm just the tap tapping is the most convenient. This is not marriage counseling. No, I get it. So nice. Yeah. That was an audio. No, I heard it too. Yeah, but it was just in our head. That was not on Mike. That's hard. You're fine. Insert swipe. My man, Danny, that's

that insert. But what's, what's the, the difference between you guys going and using your phone, like Apple pay style or using your card Well, I was a card. Yeah, you know, I don't do the phone like tapping thing phone tap You see Apple guy, I'm not really no I do use Apple pay when I'm making purchases online At a store though never done. Yeah, I had, like I go like that and like I'll use it paid for something, something happens. Yeah. Sorry. I just pay for your lunch. And don't see you look like a tapper.

Today. I'm a tapper. Yeah. Hell yeah. No Apple pay though. No Apple pay. Why? No Apple pay. Wow. Why? They have enough information. Okay. They got it already. Like they don't have your information. You already have an iPhone. They got you. I was the same way on the facial recognition. I still haven't given apple my face yet. I mean, they have it. They've got news for you. Yeah. No, they've got it. But I just got your thumb print. I don't know. Biometrics over there. I don't think so. No, I don't think they got the biometrics. Just my face. I hope my former player doesn't listen to

this and realize I'm thinking back now. I'm like, wow, hope he doesn't put his name. Don't do that. Well, that, I mean, it's too late now. He already knows my name. He has the same name as me. His name is my name too. Well, same first name. Does he call you CC? He does. Uh, no, just coach. So it's CC. I did. There is something about when I see like an old player and they're like, Hey, coach, were you a coach Chris or coach Cody? I was just coached Chris or coach Cody. Chris or coach, I think it would have been coach Chris, but most people just hit me with coach. Yeah.

No skip. You'd have to be the manager. You didn't earn the highest. I got assistant head coach, assistant skip varsity, third base coach, sign giver. Oh yeah. And I pulled, I was the head coach of that team. I mean, it was a, I've told this guy that, the guy that was the head coach of that team. I mean it was a wow

I've told this guy that the guy that was the head coach What do that fired thing was that person's name Chris actually too? Hey, oh, hey wacky Oh man, I can't Chris. Yeah. Good time. All right, great Chris skip next. Well coming up next we are finally I'm exhausted so we better better come We're gonna make our way back into that studio. Yeah, and we're gonna make Dan talk about this damn Tony show because we haven't talked about it And everyone it's all anyone's been talking about off air. So now we're gonna bring the off air banter on air I like the love it do it

There's a time left. Nothing else is a lock it in do it coming up next Tony show Don lebatard. We got some golf ASMR. Stugats. Oh, f*** me. This is the Don Lebatard show with the Stugats. But I don't think I have a lot of experience with knowing that someone like Vince McMahon is a truly awful human being and then getting details that made me realize I was underestimating how truly awful a human being that was.

Let's see if we can lighten it up around here a little bit. I believe that I have been remiss in not mentioning this before now, and I know that Tony and Fuentes and Taylor don't understand why I didn't break into programming at 6 a.m. today to talk for 75 straight hours about that wildly interesting thing that they did last night when we gave them the YouTube feed and they were going to treat it like the Truman Show where they didn't speak and they just slept and played video games, but instead they did the Tony Show, a version of the Truman Show where I checked in at 4.30 this morning and there were indeed hundreds of people just watching them sleep.

Like that, they were just sleeping and that did gather hundreds of people just watching them sleep like that. They were just sleeping and that that did gather hundreds of people. I was one of them. I mean, I know that you were leering at Tony and for those of you who do not know, Tony had a grid of death punishment and the punishments around here often aren't actually punishments. So the punishment was Taylor, Fuentes and Tony get to have our feed for 20 straight hours. The audience lost that week. Well, Billy, what happened? Please tell me. Lost. You were not involved in this. I was a two time participant on the Tony show last night. Wow. So you answered the phone. Last I'd left it with him. I called Tony. He was

not optimistic that you were, he thought you'd be watching, but wouldn't answer the phone because you'd be coming in here today to prepare to defecate on what he had done. No, I was working at the time. I was editing God bless football. I had to get it out. So I was doing that when he called and I called him back a little bit later and then I joined this morning a little bit because Tony thought that because he did one punishment that should excuse him for the rest of the punishments for the entire season. Insane said absolutely not this does not absolve you of that this is a punishment a one punishment that you selected and you created for yourself and by the way if we're

going to get into the nuts and bolts of it you guys just gave yourself a show and didn't tell anyone in the company you were doing it everybody showed up yesterday everybody kind of knew hey we were doing the tone I did I did falsehoods. Everyone found out at the same time that you guys just went and did everything and you were just going live in like an hour and my bad. Everyone was a little concerned. My bad. 1,100 people on the YouTube feed for seven hours is not what we want on here. I don't get that. Tony, let's relive it. Tony, wait a minute. Tony, go sit in

the penalty box. What? Two minutes. I'll come back to you. Okay. I don't, I don't want you bragging about a thousand people as if it's a big out, out. Don't say another thing. Seven hours, though. I don't care. I don't care. Lewis just said in my ear, that's a record.

What an asshole flex. Well, it's a record for three, yeah. It's a record for Tony and get out of here. Just get out of here. Two minutes, sir. Two minutes for now, because I'm gonna need him in a second. I want to know what happened last night.

But Billy, through your eyes, because I called very early, Taylor, I'm like, how's it going? They started at six, and I was calling at about 625, and he's like, Tony's out of material. Yeah, not the best. I was worried when I left and I said, so you're starting in 30 minutes, what are you gonna do?

And he goes, this, you're looking at it, okay. Yeah, that is the general attitude of Tony that is slightly oblivious. It's why you get mad at him and say, hey, while I'm editing God bless football, can you edit something for me instead of creating your own show where all you're doing is producing us working for you, Tony?

Great show. I mean, it's eight, look, he learned it from you, Dad. Stugots learned from Stugots, just take, take, take, take, take until someone says no. And yesterday everybody was answering the phone evidently. Can I say something before Tony comes back? Please. He did great.

No. What? It was good. Get out of here. Between us. He had fun. He had a lot of help obviously because if Tony by himself,

come on, he wouldn't have been able to do anything but had a lot of help. Taylor did a good job. I was a little worried because he made Taylor drive home and Taylor'd ride to Scooter at 2.30 in the morning. Last Scooter. I said, Tony, just give Taylor your car for the night you're not going anywhere he'll be

back tomorrow with your car it'll be fine it's better safe than sorry because heaven forbid something happened to poor Taylor who would fine for the record Taylor Taylor drove past sorry sorry Taylor drove past me the other day on his scooter through through we were both in a neighborhood and I was like, that kid's brave. Anyways, the show sucked. Hmm. Yeah, I know you didn't like it.

I heard it was the disaster. Tony is back. Wait a minute, what is that? What is that truck? What's happening here? What do you have back there? It's a whiteboard. It says topics covered on the Tony show.

Oh good, that's what we can do. Yeah, we had a lot of stuff to cover. A lot of ground to cover, obviously you guys, cover obviously you guys We've only got so many Tony Tony I'm gonna need you to slow down and the Tony show needs to stay the Tony show before it becomes the Dan and Stugato Just slow down for a second, but to a versus Hertz is on the board That's the first time me and my friends has ever communicated was to allow There's already a Tony show again I know Tony that you are very eager to celebrate this

in great detail. And I know that we will have clips to throw to in a second. I just simply need you to slow down in general because we've already given the audience or a thousand people in seven hours, as you said. We've already given them the Tony show for 15 straight hours. I'd like to do our show around the Tony show

if it's okay with you. Yes, it's totally fine. I'm slowed down. I'm just giving you guys a look of some of the topics that we spoke about and some of the things that happened. We ended up playing taboo with Amin with all the guys that were here. A lot of good stuff from that.

You know what? Let's start with something from that. My voice is obviously cracking. Talking for 17 straight hours. I understand. I felt like Kevin Rodgers. Is this the Thomas clip? Cause all I heard, I know it's the Tony show.

All I heard this morning was that it was the Thomas show. This is the most electric clip of the entire night. Why would you start with that? We should build up to that. It went from the Truman show to the Tony show to the Thomas show. Yes, but there's an order to this, Dan. Like this is, we're doing chronological order. This is great, but there's other things that happened after that that we got.

Well, you got five and a half minutes to get them all in. So, okay. Well, usually you build up to the best part of it. So I'm going to give you context for this clip. We're playing taboo. There's obviously, if you don't know how to play, there's a word. There's some other words that you can't say. So Thomas is trying to figure out a certain word to tell his teammates, which were Amin and Lewis. So this is the clip, he's trying to get a word out and we all are very worried. Hit it.

It's a famous doll, it's Chucky. The American Girl doll? Barbie. What? Barbie? Colored. Oh no. I don't know man, please I don't know.

Dangerous. I don't got to get on the road. The most dangerous game. You get hurt. It was the best thing from the night. It was, it was trolls. He was trying to find trolls. But I think what's better was that there was a video.

There's pictures. That's the best. Am I being trolled right now? That's the best thing from 17 hours? 1100 people. The still shot Dan. You got to look at the pictures of when Thomas said colored. There was, there was, oh, back to Taylor.

There was Taylor up there again. There was a lot of worry. There was a lot of worry in the room because we didn't know what word he was trying to say. So we're like, wait a second. What's the word on the card? And he's like, oh, it's trolls. The trolls dolls.

Because you were live. Yeah, and there are dangers in being live. And I didn't trust your general judgment, which is why we initially thought it should be soundless. What other? How do you trust his judgment after the clip? What other, not very much, thank you, Billy. What other, you said this was great.

It was great. It was great. I actually said that privately. You weren't supposed to know that. I didn't say that. Leaky faucet Also, can you give me another clip, please that is better representative of what the evening was? All right, please tell me something better representative of what the Tony's Tony's top five with musical accompaniment from Lewis on the guitar Wow

All right number five Tyron Taylor's fourth interception No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Number three lose playing guitar ladies on the list to be honest that Thomas saying color again again your judgment is so flawed I List was made before the number two Taylor's goal line stand That's it a technically not today the worst call ever I said I was gonna leave after that that was worse Number one mom I want Tony. We have Tony at home. So we were playing Madden, right?

And Taylor. That's the best of it? That was the second best. We already showed you the best. Some people are asking for them to do that weekly. What? I thought we just heard it done weekly. It was much better to watch than to digest the clips

in post, like I'm telling you, I'm with what Billy said secretly, I was watching some of this and I enjoyed it. Like I thought this was a fun thing Tony did. Do you do anything and not say Tony's this, Tony's that, like oh this is Tony's hat, Tony's hat. Do you get brandy? Do you know how marketing works?

Do you get any of that? Like you want to call it the top five, it could be anybody's top five. Tony's top five is branded, it's a staple's a state. It's a staple. You don't get it Stop hitting the microphone. I think we're gonna punt on the last clip. That was just them singing closing time Just to give you guys context there was two Madden gave three get madden games that were played There was two Madden games, three Madden games that were played. I need quick content. I need quick content.

I could not kill less while you're playing that. But I'm trying to give context guys, chill for a second. Okay, so. We have 15 hours of context. We watched you sleep. Let's play the f***ing clip. You got it, man. Yes, sir.

Closing time. One last call for alcohol. So finish your whiskey or beer. Quentin's singing is the big dissentuation on time. I'm surprised Jeremy wasn't there. You don't have to go home, but you can stay here. Tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-tuk-t We should have punted that got that got lowered very quickly because Lewis kills it on the riff by the way. I want to take me home. You gotta hear Lewis when you talk.

I know who I want to take me home. Take me home. But closing time is usually like at the end. This seems like it was in the middle. No, that was the end because we all left after that. Why would we be in the middle? Well, because there was no watch. He had hours after that that he was not live.

I'm reading it, so I don't know. Oh, so they were closing the actual show in the talking and then went to sleep. Correct. To your brother's or sister's home. So gather up the jackets, move into the exit. Major down, by the way, on the taboo buzzers. The old buzzer is so good to-

And now it's like a little squeaky dog toy. That was it! That was it! Watch lower it! Billy was talking. Excellent work, as always, by all of you. Too bad we couldn't get- I know who. I thought we were all gonna sing.

I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home, take me home. Ladies and gentlemen, let's thank our musical guest, Lewis. Rousing success. All right, Jeremy. Jeremy, tell the people what's coming up next. So we've got a jam-packed hour one

You got an interview with Matthew Kachuk. We've got Jen CFB featuring a new foot girl. Oh Charlotte with Lucy. This is brand new college football content We've also got a segment from Tomahawk show previewing this weekend's games and of course a segment of Pablo Torrey finds out a great Hour one and more Tony show no no we gotta get to that we gotta get to that chart my voice is cooked I don't know if I could do another 20 hours