The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Dan Challenges Aaron Rodgers to a Debate

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

Jason Kelce has been nominated for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, and the entire crew has takes on how and why this came to be including Taylor Swift adjacency, body hair, hipster takes, and more. Then, we finally have the right Brian Cashman sound. Plus, after Billy's take on Aaron Rodgers' fake achilles injury, Dan doubles down by, as a journalist, challenging Rodgers to a debate about his "fake doctors." Also, we check out video on Chris and JuJu's trip to Germany, discuss food on overnight flights, and Jessica reveals the strange way she sits on an airplane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry I'm not gonna apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries That if they're just there that hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it and now here's the marching man to nowhere that face and the habitual liar I'm going to get to this contentious Brian Cashman sound in a second but I'd like to ask the audience and everyone here can a man who has been dubbed eyebrows be the sexiest man alive. Can Jason Kelsey? No. Can Jason Kelsey? No. Be people magazine sexiest man alive when Phillips from the Dolphins has called him eyebrows because he's got really bushy, unkempt dad eyebrows. Can

you start over from the very, very beginning with what you with what you were asking? Not the cashman question, but you want me to just start with Kelsey. Yes. And can someone who has been dubbed eyebrows? Start over. Start over. You said Ken a man.

No. No. Ken. Five dollars. Ken a man. No. No. Jason Kelsey being sexiest man alive.

That's just capitalizing on Kelsey stuff. Is it not? That's just people magazine wanting to be near anything Taylor Swift really. No people magazine woke up and saw Jason Kelsey and said that's the sexiest man alive. I said this a few weeks ago. I don't like this whole Jason Kelsey thing and let me preface. This is nothing to do with Jason Kelsey. I don't like what the social media is doing.

This condescending, he's the one I like. He's my Kelsey. You see this a lot on social media the last few months of just, that's the one I like. Oh, you see a picture of him and people are like the hard eyes. I just feel like they're tired of the tail of the Travis thing. So it's just, they're going to Jason, even though they don't believe what they're saying. It's pretty lust.

It's pretty. He's the indie pick. He's like the second Kelsey. He's like, oh, like, oh no, word, word, we're like the pretty popular Kelsey. We are like the, it's hipster Kelsey. He's also more relatable.

So there's probably something attractive to see him being a good dad, a good husband. There's probably something attractive. And him being a good dad, a good husband, there's probably something attractive. And he's really good on the podcast. He's got the, I think he's better at podcasting than Travis. So I just, I just don't buy it from the internet. And I feel bad for him almost because I feel like people are just being insincere. You, you think that they're finding him attractive because it's a cloak of pity and condescension?

Not pity, but just, it's just trendy. Like, oh, Travis is here. I'm gonna go this way. I'm gonna zag when everyone's zicking. It's a good looking guy. It's a very different look. They're very different look. Jay, you know, Travis Kelsey looks like somebody who would be sort of boy band dancer, Hanson, Hanson.

And Jason Kelsey is more lumberjack, really hairy torso. He's not sexy. There is a segment of the internet that really Lots of lumberjacks. He's a good looking. He's a center. He's a center. Wait till he gets into the off season program After he retires just Saturday that guy's going to be the sexier Kelsey now if he was a fork lift driver You guys would not pay any attention to him in fact you'd probably call him creepy. Yep What? Wow He was a forklift driver, you guys would not pay any attention to him. In fact, you'd probably call him creepy. Yep. What? Wow.

Go ahead. Put it on the pole. If Jason Kelsey were a forklift driver, would you call him for your backhoe? I would say that Travis is prettier than Jason. Telling you, wait till he gets on that Jeff Saturday program. Pretty your huh. Beards are in too. He's gonna get a makeover and he's gonna be the sexy Kelsey. Be careful on that limb. I mean, well Travis, Travis, it looks like somebody who shaves his body hair where Jason tries to grow more of it.

People like body hair, Dan. It's just more effort. It's just more effort that comes in line with his job. Once he retires and telling you, Svelte, he's gonna get a designer, sponsorship, and he will be known as a sexier character. Is there any particular reason that you are this aggressive with your take that you're going to be right that Jason Kelsey's going to lose weight

and we're all going to faint with desire because of how masculine and wonderful I don't like what's happening because you're calling them not sexy and he's just doing He's not calling him not to know who God says he's saying that he's not sexy Well, he's not in every person listening to this. There is a sexy you put it on the pole at Levitard show In every person listening to this is there a sexy You don't have to be super attractive to be sexy. That's true. Sexes is on category.

And I will say people has not necessarily always found the sexiest man. There have been some sexiest men alive that I would not even put remotely near the sexy boat. So thank you Lucy. I didn't want to say it. So this isn't really that far off for them. But I do think he's a good-looking man, and I do think that some people find him very sexy.

I think it's also important to note, it's okay to be ugly. There's ugly people out there, and don't feel like you have to be attractive. It's gonna be attractive, right? Yeah, you could still be ugly, it's fine. You could be ugly and attractive, yeah. Exactly right. To me, this has nothing to do with what he actually looks like. It has to do with just the internet grabbing a hold

Is something and wanting to just be trendy If you're some people like someone that can make them laugh. Yeah, and that's fine. You're ugly You're then not physically attractive. Well, I mean on the inside though. I mean If you ever see your good dad your good husband is a skin deep There's a lot of hot people that are actually really ugly. It's in the eye of the beholder. Thank you. Yeah. Greg's right.

Then what is the definition of ugly? It's not. Scott Disick, if you're not granting me that ugly, there's good looking people who are ugly, Dan. I mean, that's not, no. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Absolutely. You're either good looking or you're ugly. That's a choice that you're in the traitor. Oh, you're a writer. looking or you're ugly. That's a choice. Oh, you're a writer. You can't be both. You can't be, you can't be both of those things. Those things are not, those are not by degrees. If you're calling someone ugly,

you're saying they're not attractive. That's what you're saying. Look, I'll give you an example. Adam Driver, sexy. But not if he were a forklift driver. Also very ugly. But very sexy. What do I keep it in?

So has that something about him? We can't deny it. He has BDE, we've been over this. See, but Jason Kelsey doesn't have this stuff. And I'm not saying he's ugly. I think he's just a normal guy. This is just the internet just doing a thing. I hate the internet for this.

This is the internet for this. Right, you're a lovable guy. I'm sure people are attracted to you. You make them. I'm not I'm not criticizing Jason Kelt like Billy and Stu got to her in that lane. I'm not taking the lane calling him a creepy And I'm going lane is the one that you said it. I never said he was creepy looking you said if he was a four left Blood is not okay, but if he were so I mean no you said he was a four-lift block. He's not. Okay, but if he were, if I say so. Okay. I mean, no, you said he was creepy. But I do think Chris is right in that. There is an element of a popularity thing going on here

where everyone, including, there is this whole story this week about Gannett hiring a Taylor Swift reporter. Everyone's just drafting off Taylor Swift popularity right now and trying to get, if you can get like a little pinky, a little sliver of the Taylor Swift stand crowd to buy your magazine or to care about your thing, you're gonna be doing really well this year

because that's like she's taken over the world. We wouldn't be talking about it if they put Connor Williams on there. Okay, that's the dolphin center for everyone that doesn't know that I'm just saying. This is them just trying to get the Taylor Swift thing. I think we would be talking about it if they put it in the middle of the screen.

We would. So it's always been this transparent, I think we would be talking about it if they put it in. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. So, it's always been this transparent, but there hasn't been quite the gold. Patrick Dempsey has not been a pop culture staple for a good decade, but because he has a movie coming out in two weeks, he's a sexiest man alive. And no, and he's also very handsome, not taking that away from him. He's nicknamed McDreamy, but he was nicknamed McDreamy 10 years ago. And it's just because the movie's coming out. I don't like this.

People need to tell us how they decide this. Exactly. I think there should be a popular vote. Because when they chose Blake Shelton years ago, they lost me. And I was like, I don't trust this. I don't want to throw out election fraud, but with people sexiest man alive, think so.

This is like the college football committee. Is it body of work? Is it strength of schedule? We don't know. Yeah, a two-off-go-dame, maybe Sim Harbin makes it. How about some regular joes? Why is it always a celebrity? What that is?

How about we actually go and find the sexiest man alive? Well, Kelsey is the regular joe. The millionaire regular joe. Yeah, exactly. Whose brother is dating Taylor Swift? Just like any average show one podcast in America just a

regular guy the regular Jason is appealing on the sexiness front to he's an every man he is someone who's just like us so Lucy's alleging voting machines from Venezuela is that right look i don't want to throw those Lucy's alleging voting machines from Venezuela. Is that right? Yeah. Look.

I don't want to throw those rumors out, but absolutely. Sexy. Yeah, very careful. They're litigious. I believe right now that people are defining sexy. Maybe not people magazine, but people are defining sexy. Is that person authentic? Is that person comfortable in his or her own skin?

Is that person just themselves without a veneer or a layer of the coating and the makeup that celebrities wear as camouflage? I'm just gonna say it, I would not have sex with Jason Kelsey. Would you, Dan? I would. Really? Yeah, yeah.

Interesting. I'm sure you'll make me laugh and some people just want that. Get galore. Warm and brace, someone that's caring, someone that'll look in your eyes when you talk to them And someone that'll make you chuckle like what that's a dream for me was the strength of his hands How do we get golic senior on the cover next year? Oh wow he looks great I tried to get him to take off his shirt yesterday. I mean Friday, but that's not gonna happen Okay, well that's a good tease.

Did that in the future? Let's play Brian Cashman's sound here for the audience so that we can have some good old-fashioned contention. Maybe you're making a point out to have the young players come up and succeed in the major leagues. Am I missing the young players who are coming up who are Yankees offensively succeeding in the major leagues. So, so you're saying that we can't produce maple. I'm not saying you can't, I'm asking you to describe that it's indisputable.

I'm asking you, we're like the ultimately... But the example you want to say right now is, is bopi, I guess, and cabrera. Those are the two, right? Cabrera, pararera, paraza. Like if they were performing, they would have kept getting more rebats. They didn't perform and they didn't. Paraza's not getting every day reps. He's got labor He's got bopi now. He's got lameyu. He prior to that was Donaldson They're not a link from even play. So I don't even know why he's paraza

Well, these are your young players. I understand that but he's got to have a spot to play for you to be in a bus Use his head. He would have played more. He didn't hit so he didn't play more, right? Well, where's he gonna play? Well, if he hit, he would have played. Who would he, if he hit? Like, is Abbott Castillo? If he hit, who's he taking out? LeBanillo at third? Is he taking out Volpi at short?

Is he taking out Calabertorias? Who's one of the best second baseman in the American League last year? You're gonna win, you're gonna play the guys who are hitting, if he hit, he would have played, right? I guess if he hit better than Volpi, he would have played shortstop, and he would have won the thing out of spring training,

but Volpe wanted out of spring training. I think it's a stupid discussion that we're having personally. I think our player development system, all that matters from my end to you is, I think our player development system does a great job. You don't, you're questioning whether it does, that's your job to do, proof will be in the pudding. Let's see, so Volpe kinds of crushing it this year,

are you gonna be, okay, I guess they, I guess their development system does produce it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I guess your development program did a good job. And it was just it was just sea legs and herm is first maiden voyage here with not much triple Anders belt. I mean, I feel it's pretty basic. Mike Ryan just shouted nerds in my ear. I don't know who he's talking about. Not a one, but Sherman still cares. I mean, he does. He mentioned seven names. I'm like, who are you? No, no, Laboratories. No. What? He stopped paying attention to baseball 10 years ago, all together.

But I do long for the day. And I know I'm alone on an island here for the general managers meetings. for the general managers' meetings. What? pulley or remote control to make massive dinos move, explore biomechanics, robotics, kinetics and more, as you dig into the fascinating science behind these prehistoric creations. Book your visit to dinosinmotion.com today at OntarioScienceCenter.ca Don Lebertard! Enough with the DJ Khaled collaborations with people that are hot right now. We want to see DJ Khaled work with some of the great singers of Yesteryear. Can you imagine how great it would be

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Andreipo Chely Another one Tony Bennett freaky everlon Thomas Dolby's blinding you with science this is the down libertar show with this two gods We have seen what used to be the media's due guts collapse under the weight of an assortment of things among them, the fact that barely 30% of people now get their news from traditional news sources or what used to be the news sources. So you're talking about numbers in the 60s and 70s of people who are just getting in their information where they want to, how they want to, and it's why many of us are in echo chambers.

But I don't know the reason today that Billy Gill is proclaiming that journalism is dead today. I think we could have said at any point in the last several years that it was dead. Why today is it dead, Billy? Because sports illustrated wrote an article about the take that Aaron Rogers is faking his injury. Was it Sports Illustrated or was it the like, you know, team sites that sports illustrated purchase that they branded as sports illustrated. Those are the same thing now. Uh, just. They are. Yes. I agree. Sports illustrated is reporting it through awful announcing through the aggregation of things. He said the

take as if it wasn't his take. I was jealous of the take when he had it. Yeah. So it was uh, I am here to say right now publicly. Well, Dan congrats. The internet has made it. You're take. Okay. Well, then I'm going to double down on, publicly. Well, Dan, congrats. The internet has made it. You were take. Okay. Well, then I'm going to double down on what isn't my take. Double down. Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers, I think your doctors are fake. Debate me.

I want to debate you on, I believe your doctors are giving misinformation about how injured you actually were. And I believe this is all a storyline plot meant for you as the coach of the Jets pleads the fifth when asked about Zach Wilson. So we're Trevor Simeon. Yes, he pled the fifth. He has gone from I think last week. Did he say on wavering faith I have in my offense? Yes. To pleading the fifth. Right. When asked about why have you never considered Trevor Simian?

I mean, you signed the veteran quarterback, we're all sitting here. I said it yesterday, we need a veteran quarterback. He has one on the roster. And yet he pleads the fifth. The correct answer is because he's Trevor Simian. Well, why haven't you tried Trevor Simian because he's Trevor Simian?

What's the response to the Zach Wilson stuff then? Pleading the fifth is great though. You just got quoted as saying you have unwavering faith in your offense and you go from that a week later to stammering, stammering, stammering and then taking making a criminal pledge to not incriminate yourself. Circle him back to why Billy thought journalism was dead. When you saw that get aggregated, how do you react to that? Me?

Yeah, you. Oh, I was like, geez, why is this happening now? Even though you started the fire. Yeah, I sometimes say things and I forget people can hear them. Right. And then it really makes me think twice before speaking, which isn't great for us.

Was the Kelsey creep thing one of those things? No, I stand by that. Yes, it can now respect it for now, until like that's picked up. Yes, it goes looked it up and it's regular sports illustrated. It's not diluted, aggregate, we're selling you vitamins and time shares sports illustrated.

That's odd. It's probably like we have to fill a writing quota because our bosses are making us just pump out articles every week because now that's the nature of our business sports illustrated. I think the gas I don't know. I think the worst one that I saw was someone did like a screenshot of their like iPhone home screen. Like when the news stories come up and this was one of the stories that came up for them under sports trending was Dan Levitard's show, alleges Aaron Rogers faked danger.

Whatever was the headline was, I was like, oh boy, is it just too far? Is it just clickbait? Like I didn't click on the article. In the article, does it say that this was sarcasm? Like are there at least, no. I would think that the headline would say

Dan Levitard says this and in the article, they'd be like it was tongue-in-cheek. You have to know. I think you have to go down to the final paragraph to realize Dan wasn't the one that said it. And the video's in it, too. You just have to click the video. The lead is there are hot takes and there are absurd takes.

Billy Gill of the Dan Levittard show, Florida Wild Conspiracy Theory Tuesday that Judge quarterback and Rogers never actually suffered a torn Achilles. So that's the SI version. Yes Yeah, the awful announcing it billy's name is buried. I feel like it's not for that writer to say what is an absurd taking what's not You report they decide on Faradatorialize it. Yes exactly right an editor should a check them You are the Duke Internationally rated as the fourth or fifth. I don't know when the

rating's either about to come out again, aren't they? Because I don't know if you're climbing in these. They usually come out about January. Well, he's making his move right now. You are. I didn't intend to. I was just saying something. Well, one of the things that this show weirdly is something, there are two things that I enjoy in this realm about the show. I do agree with Billy. Billy often says things into a microphone that he's not expecting anyone to hear.

I believe that. Well, because I often do say things into microphones that nobody hears. So, I feel like you can get away with anything. Right, but occasionally you cannot. And I can't get away with anything. You guys say it all says to you. It all ends up sticking to me. Warren's app still wants to kill me because two guys won't stop talking about his halitosis. You said it, not me. I never did say it. But the other thing I enjoy is that very often we behave as a show that's not being physically watched

that is not televised. I don't know. And I think it's just by virtue of working in that janitor's closet at the Clevelander first so long. Clearly that would not be a television place why would there be cameras there it was weird uh... but yes billy i don't understand this particular affliction that you have uh... that you really do think you are surprised that there are ever consequences to you saying things correct it's

the lesson i was trying to teach you with the billboards in the stupid face you are trying to teach me a lesson. That's right. That's right. Got it. That's correct. I wasn't wrong about that. I failed. Which part?

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No, I should not. No, no, no. I mean, there are times where things spark and I know you and you do feel bad about it sometimes. Oh, I thought Teravolt bought Lewis Brinson. Yeah. Well, that one was one of the few times that you said something and it sucked to you. But I do think that you feel bad sometimes

when Dan gets dragged through the mug because of some reason. I don't believe I don't feel bad. I don't think that all my kids were. That was awful. No, no, no, no. We're gonna, we're gonna finally get to some video. Wait, I have a question. How far do you think this goes?

This dies today, right? There's no chances. It goes. Well, Dan, you said he has no doctors. Double double down. I didn't say he doesn't have doctors. I believe if you would have. If you would have, and I'd like to debate him about his injury, if we would have planned this matter or thought this through in any way, because this wasn't planned, obviously, just like said, the spur of the moment, if this would have happened on Monday, it would have been better with the chance that Aaron gets asked the question when he's on McAfee the following day.

Because like here's the thing, right? Aaron likes conspiracies. So like this seems like something that would be right up his alley. It's why it's funny. It's reading it, it makes it seem like a much funnier bit than it was on the air, because it makes it, oh, it's like four-dimensional comedy,

because why don't you call out the known conspiracy theorist for his injury that is now becoming a conspiracy theory? That's not really what we were doing, but in print it kinda looks that way. If only it was that deep. The birthplace of much conspiracy is I haven't seen that before I can't explain it. He's going to come back from this injury faster than anyone comes back from this injury while being

a couple of fortnite. He did say that. How long is a fortnight? How many weeks? How two weeks? Really? I put it on the pole, please. More weeks away at Lebedtar Show. Did you learn a fortnight was two weeks when Aaron Rogers referred to his injury status in fort nights? How him is that though? Really? You can't just say two weeks. For score?

Like what could he have gone there worse than fort nights for people to be like, come on. Come on come on just give me a time table that I can find on a calendar We're not counting and when's when do we stop counting in fortnight? What is the origin the Brits still do it? They still do a lot of weird stuff though Monarchy and all I'm surprised I didn't say the CDC recommended 10 days president save the CDC recommended 10 days. Stugots, I don't think that we have done enough today, getting an hour and a half into our show.

With what I believe should be echoing national news that finally settles a sports argument that we've been having for more than a decade, more than a decade. Ryan Tannahill no longer a starting quarterback in the NFL. We've been arguing about this for 11 years. Can your team win with Ryan Tanahill? The discussion is now over. Debate over.

It is. The answer is no. It is, it is now finished. The answer is no. You cannot win a championship with Ryan Tannenhill as your quarterback. Unless there's a Josh Dobbs situation in the future where a team that's a piece away, he can come running in as the backup quarterback. He added four years to that argument just by getting Derek Henry.

Correct. Yes. He'd be a valued backup though, right? Like, I feel like Tannenhill will get another shot. I do. At some point, Ryan Tannenhill has had a very nice Yes. He'd be a valued backup though, right? Like I feel like Tana Hill will get another shot. I do at some point Ryan Tana Hill has had a very nice career. He was drafted what 12th eighth that's so that okay But that's so pretty good. That's a great career and yes I think what Dan's doing is a little facetious in that oh He linked up with Eric Henry. Do you remember the dire straits that the Titans were in before they turned to Tanael? He made that team three quarters away from a Super Bowl. But he was a backup then. He could not get into the starters. Mario was the starter there. He was not the league had a shot at Ryan Tanael. After seven years of us arguing in Miami,

can that be your starting quarterback? The league said no. His career was over as a starter and Then it wasn't and then he linked up with Derek Henry and AJ Brown and then he got an extension But now Will Levis is the starting quarterback in Tennessee. The injury timing on Ryan Taneyhill kind of boned him a little bit because if he got hurt a couple of weeks earlier I think he'd be on one of these contending teams and Sue gots gods could be asking aloud, can Ryan Tanahill take the jets to the Promised Land? It's a fair question to ask is Ryan Tanahill a whole famer? It is not. Look at the numbers, Dan, they're better than eight minutes.

I mean, I mean, you drop in Ryan Tanahill in the previous era as any does come away smelling like roses. That is not a fair question to ask. What do you mean? He was a good player, but I'm sad that we finally put this debate to rest. He was an average player. His Hall of Fame monitor number on Pro Football references, 38.13, average Hall of Fame QB is 103.58. He threw for 35,000 yards. Oh, it's gone up. He has over

two hundred touchdown passes for his career. I guarantee you those numbers are better than eight minutes. If you get to ring, what is the argument? He's not a better than eight minute. A lot of people are better than eight minutes. Let's hear him call a game. Ryan Tana Hill was an above average quarterback. Was he not? On the balance of his career. On above average. I'd say averages. I would say the most average.

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I understand, but that's not technically doubling up. Like I think you use the phrase wrong or something happen. Level up plus four. Yes, exactly. Okay, that's what he meant, of course. Um, you touched out. You never cease to amaze me. He's amazing.

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31, 21 fans. My Emmy has the Dolphin! The greatest football team! We take the ball from goal to goal like no one ever sees. Do you think Taylor Swift is gonna be there tomorrow? My girlfriend's also, but I'm more like a f***ing I'm gonna have to watch football and not for... In football show.

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We're looking for a team. I love you guys. Fins up! Here. This guy's ready to go right here baby. I love it. Fizz out! Here. This guy's ready to go right here, baby. Let's go. Fizz up. No. This guy gets it.

Hey, chiefs. Kingdom. Chiefs, Kingdom. Frankfurt. Oh my god! All right, we're kicking off second half action here. Dolphins are down 21-0 and I might be a jinx, but I think we got this 21-0-0-0. I don't know, dude, we don't have this. I'm in. I Frank Ferd we came we saw we conquered we get reddened folks talking about what I need the Dolphins lost it was damn about no pencil snatching I need a bristle please I ain't got no got

Priscilla my I want a pretzel when I like the got press or man Do I like the press or man? Hey, hey look Germany look I love Don't get you as we don't camera Dan love a turn I love them in chief See Damn the chiefs is Germany team ain't that a either way we go brother and I can't get a win when I travel. I can't get a win. Come on, tell me, man. I mean, they're out. Look at my dog. Look at my dog.

Come on, man, brother. What's up, what's up? All the way from Miami, we almost had it. One, one misplay. One misplay. Two, if you count that throw, that hand, Cedric Wilson wide open. Yeah.

Oh, no. That's all right. Give me back, Dan. Bring me back. Please, I'm done with here. I'm done with it. I hand, Cedric Wilson wide open. Yeah. Oh, no, that's all right. Give me back, Dan. Bring me back.

Please, I'm done with here. Three minutes of we almost had it. We fluted Germany to drink beer and lose and watch a couple of touchdowns. Only cost 80 grand. Is that all? In beer? In just the beer that Chris is wearing?

He looks over there. I gotta be honest. You did. No. How was that trip home? The trip home was, I knew I was safe when Jeff Darlington was on it. You ever do that thing when you have a celebrity on your flight? You're like, we're good here.

I've never understood that because if you have a celebrity on your flight and like, God forbid something terrible does happen, wouldn't that be just the worst? Because no one's gonna talk about Chris Cody. Right, Mike's done this. He wants to be the headliner. because if you have a celebrity on your flight and like, God forbid something terrible does happen, wouldn't that be just the worst? Cause no one's gonna talk about Chris Cody. Right, Mike's done this. He wants to be the headliner. No, but you say to yourself, hey, my plane's not going down because

jailing Ramses on it. Tell the famous people of Dynaphnut Rockney, plane crash. Alia, yeah. Who else died on those planes? It's a bad place to be. I was on a transatlantic flight with Eric Trump. I was like, dammit, I'm not the headliner here.

But I do have a thought on airline, the meals they do on these international flights. Don't need them. I think it should be just, hey, you're gonna be on a flight for 10 hours, go to the airport foods before, bring some food. You're on your, yes, they can give us snacks, give us a little candy bar here or there,

drinks is fine, but these sad hot trays that I rip off, and it's just this ravioli that's been sitting there for seven years, and it's just, I take one bite, and then I'm like, no thanks, get it away from me. They start cooking it, you think the plane's on fire? Yes, I mean, every time. It's the breakfast on the overnight flights that really grosses me out,

because those eggs have just been sitting in the back of the plane for the entire flight and probably hours before you took off. They're just sitting there, festering and they're a little foiled. And all these sad side, sad, sad side items, the stiff piece of bread, the satis fruit cup you've ever seen.

There's no opposing viewpoint on this, unless you come from famine, correct? That's right. Unless you come from profound poverty, everyone agrees, like there's no disagreement here, unless someone is legitimately starving, that nobody says any of this food is good. People crush it though.

I felt like I was the only one. Like the two people next to me, empty their thing completely. Every single thing is gone. I'm just sitting there, I feel like, I'm like, look at me, I eat, but this is no, I'm good. I'm good on this. It's the wedding food and the airplane food.

It's the same thing. It's like you eat it because you're hungry and you have to, but no one really enjoys it. Oh, well, because I feel like I paid for it. So I'm gonna eat it all. I passed on the eggs. I saw that there was like what she's talking about like in the morning one after that.

It's like nine hours into your flight before you land. Everyone's farting. Oh, did I fart on that plane? You know when you put in like your known traveler number, your TSA stuff, it should also have just a check box. Do you want the biscoff cookie? Cause no, I never want the cookie.

Cookies are awesome. Dry is goddamn it. That's a hot take. That's a really hot take. Don't offer it to me. You're just going right in the trash. Trash, you should give it to the person next to you. That's what I'm saying.

We gotta make a show of it. They don't get the point. They just give it to the next person. You gotta throw it in the trash. It goes in the seat back and it stays there for like a year. That is your trash. That is my trash. That is my trash.

That is the trash. I can leave it there when I get off here. I need to clean it. And it's like the place that I hold my phone. I hold my phone there for 15 seconds when I decide that one last walk through. And then you pick it back up. And then you pick it right back up.

If I find an open cookie in my seat back, I want a prize. You're eating that thing. What? It's unopened. It's in the foil. Right. It's not edible.

But someone was sitting on it. Put it on the pole at Levitard show. Nobody was sitting on the cookie stugots. It's on the back of the chair. No one is eating a cookie that has been sat on for an airplane flight when Chris Cody and Jessica are telling you, you're there airplane farters. The both of them are just giving it up. They're like, everybody, what do you mean, Jessica? Don't deny it now. I didn't say I was farting on the airplane. I just said everyone's farting and maybe I'm also there You have to sink into the cushion, right? I mean you really put it on the pole if you think too much They're gonna be a little vibration you don't want a little thing just in doing this show with you again

You've done it seven times. It's one of your only observations from traveling. I bring it up I sit like I'm in stirrups on the flight I put my feet on the chairs in front of me with my legs like this on each armrest in front of me, and I just sit there. I'm not while I'm farting. I just didn't have water in the middle. Your feet are on the armrest of the person in front of you.

I feel your, my heels are on the back of the armrest in front of me, and I sit like this in the exit row, and I just let it all hang out. Oh, no. You shouldn't be allowed on planes. And that's when I'm not laying flat on my stomach on a chair sitting upright. Judu, put her on the pole, please, at LeBetard show, airplane cookie.

Yes or no, I can't believe the Jessica sits that way. I'm going to college is the point. I said that way everywhere. Are you there? Always ready for a pap smear. Yeah. I want to, I don't want to shame this person, but I do want to both celebrate and examine something

that I saw on the Philadelphia Eagles sideline over the weekends to God's. I am not actually sure of the context before this why it is that someone on the eagles sideline during the game against the cowboys is wrestling with somebody over something then falls down and upon getting up this man is revealed to have around the ass crack a red G string that Lucy is making a face hat right now that's just discussed.

Jessica is now telling me she's mouthing at me that is not a G string. That is not a G string. I don't know, but the angle is making it look like that dude is enjoying the hell out of slapping that guy's ass. That guy looks naked. The red underwear that is not a G-string, but is also not boxers. Like, how do I refer, Jessica, help me with the terminology here,

because I don't know if it's not in the G-string family, I don't know what kind of underwear this person is being revealed to have on it. I do not want to kink shame this person, but I would also not be comfortable wearing those underwear. I'm not comfortable enough in just being a human being to put that on as undergarment. They're actually very comfortable,

but that is not a G-string Dan. There's way too much fabric there. Unless he's wearing it backwards in which case, it doesn't even look like a tag would probably be bothered. It doesn't even look like a thong to me. Well, so the white that you see that you think is skin is actually the brand printed on the strap there. It's PSD underwear.

Go full with that guy. You say you never wear him, but I'm thinking maybe if PSD sends him underwear here, I'll try him on and then talk about what I'm comfortable with. Let's come to you. There we go. Now we can really dive into this thing. Feldman.

Yeah, that's not skin on the, I think that's just normal underwear. It looked like a thong in real time. Yeah, that's not skin on the end. I think that this is just normal underwear. It looked like a thong in real time. Yeah. Okay. That's not fun. Do you own red underwear? Do you own, are you the owner of someone who is comfortable in underwear that are red?

Chris Cody, because that would be aggressively red. Those are maroon. That's a low too. Those are in the realm. But those are, again, those aren't, forgive me, because I don't think these are underwear like those. You're just wearing boxers.

These are sexy underwear, right? Correct? How could we know? They're very sexy, I agree. We can't see his ass. Oh, I meant the naked guy slapping his butt. He looks like he's naked. The salute to service hoodies our skin tones.

Now we can see the movement. I like this. Upon further review, PSD does make thongs. So that is the brand, maybe it's a thong. This is no thong for me if I had to bet. Nong. Let's go around the room. Let's have one thing.

Jessica, you're saying that's a thong, that's not a thong. No thong. Maybe it's a boy short. I don't know how to describe these underwear. I don't, these, these underwear are not, it's not a G string, it's not a thong, it's not, I think they're brief, just colored, that's it, like normal.

Like the internet got us, right? They should have a thick, yeah, band across the top, like lettering on it. I think those are snug, those are snug. What are you under, we know that. We only see like, the top of his back. I just wear boxers, like show us. Boxers are super uncomfortable, not a fan of boxers.

Hey, do you mean they're on boxers? I don't support the play. If you're sitting like this. Boxer briefs, that's the play. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.