The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Dan Loves Fear (feat. Lucy Rohden)

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

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Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? A podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBattard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, Fat Face and the Habitual Liar. This episode of the Dan Lobatarshow with Stu Gotz is sponsored by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Mike Ryan, for a long time now, has been our expert on noticing when people who are in front of cameras

are dying their hair or getting fake teeth or doing an assortment of things that are beauty related that he likes to point out, not judgmentally, just passing along the information. Have you done anything with John Mulaney? Have you accused John Mulaney of any kind of artificial behavior? Because, Mike Ryan, I was told the other day

and did not know this, had not suspected it, had not noticed it, that John Mulaney has had a jaw implant, that the internet is clucking about the fact that John Mulaney, who was, I think, plenty boyishly handsome before, has now decided to really make his face a marquee jaw implant. What's that face, Billy, what are you doing? handsome before, has now decided to really make his face marquee jaw implant.

What's that face Billy, what are you doing? Learn your place, Mulaney, you're not a sex symbol. Like enough. Are you sure he's not a sex symbol? Yeah, he's not supposed to be. Just stay in your lane. He's forcing it. Go write your jokes, be your funny guy,

have that be your appeal. This sex symbol bullshit that he's trying to pull, get out of here, Mulaney, please. He is married to Olivia Munn. Yeah, well he was married to someone else before I think he's had good work done. He looks good Put it on the pole at levitard show is John Malaney a sex symbol and also put on the pole Did you know that John Malaney had a jaw implant because I'd be scared to do a jaw implant. I would be scared of things going wrong with a jaw implant.

I don't know the details of what kind of cement mix they put in your face in order to do that, but I don't think that's something I would want. There's some good work being done right now. What's the implant you'd be least worried about going into? Hair implant. Yeah. Tushy. Really? Oh no, it's been- You would not be worried about going into? Hair implant? Tushy. Really?

You would not be worried about that? That's one way to say it. Just open it, stick stuff in, and close it. I don't know. It's been risky. Known to be risky. They do that out here all over South Florida in strange warehouses with fix-a-flat and people get sued.

And I've been a Pebbles the model. Who was someone we got on the show before. Wasn't she the surgeon? with like fix a flat and Someone we got on the show before I was a she the surgeon no she well Yeah, she did I think the model was the one that was injecting cement into yes Yes, if I remember correctly doctor Pebbles the model we should catch up with her. I don't think that's correct I don't think we can please look it up. Please fine. I don't think Pebbles the model was Performing surgeries. I think that Pe. Please find, I don't think Pebbles DeModel was performing surgeries. I think that Pebbles DeModel. Oh no, I think she was. Nope, I think Pebbles DeModel had a terrible accident.

Oh, good news, conviction overturned in butt tox injection death. I'm gonna read about this. Okay. Oh, I have to pay, nevermind. Ah! I'm saying that it's someone who's good at what they do. A backyard anything is not good. Barbecues are good. No, unless

you know at a barbecue. Who's jaw, if you could have anyone's jaw throughout the course of history. Bill Coward. Yep. That was my answer. You stole my answer. Yeah, we're not going to beat that. Christopher Reeve. Really? He had a good jaw. Great jaw. It's a good jaw. You're right. Don Shula had a good jaw. Does Jay Leno go from good jaw to too much jaw? Yeah, too much jaw. Cartoonish. Yeah. How do you know that he got a new jaw?

Do you see scars? There's a clear difference. The width. Mike said so. Look at the before and after photo. That's not a natural thing that happens there. Well, I get the IG targeted ads. The width of it.

About the jaw strengtheners. There's no disputing that he looks more like a sex symbol in the jaw. Like working out your jaw? You guys aren't on that algo? No. When do you turn 40? I think that you should not accuse him of that.

I believe it's known as fact. I don't believe it's something that is just whispered and rumored. Do you think he got worked on or he just got one of those like those balls that you put in your mouth? What? And then you chew on them.

Nah, come on, get your minds out of the gutter. It looks like a little- A ball gag? No, not a ball gag. It does kind of look like one with a hole in the middle. You haven't had these IG ads? Oh, you're not fat. You just have a cortisol issue.

Let me put up on the screen, Jay Leno where he was seen most recently. The last time we checked in with Jay Leno, he had fallen down a hill in a way that made him purple and swollen. Now let's check in on Jay Leno who is just evidently riding through the streets of California in a very slow moving tank. There were people videotaping him and he was apparently just looking for a parking spot in a very slow moving tank. It has to be a little bit jarring to be on a normal civilian street,

see a tank coming toward you, and then seeing only Jay Leno's head popping out of the tank because he's going 14 miles an hour on a street not meant for, you know, that isn't necessarily for tanks. He was always famous for his car collections, and I think as he's gotten older, he wants to drive them.

Like, why just look at them? I love that he's driving that. It's hard to find parking though. That doesn't seem like it would be street legal. Put it on the poll at LeBotard Show. You gonna give that thing a ticket? Is a tank Street legal. How great would it be if he comes out

from like the sushi place that he's in. It's just the hitch. Shut a parking ticket under the gun. It's just a parking ticket that's stuck to the gun. Am I being irresponsible here and wondering out loud and irresponsibly whether or not Mulaney has had a jaw implant,

because it seems fairly obvious. I don't think this is a matter of opinion or conjecture. I think this is a, I think this is a fact. This is not his face filling out. It's not as obvious as the Matt Rife thing, where he definitely had a jaw redone. I mean, the side by side, he could be doing jaw exercises. It is a thing.

No, come on. And he also could be playing with the photos. You know what you can do on your photos. You can make your jaw squint. That's a good explanation. He's on live television. Photos can be doctored that way at this point. I'm all back then up here.

He has a show. I've looked at John Mulaney lately. I'm like, oh, this guy's had a glow up lately. He looks more and more handsome than he used to be. The dimples stay the same though. I don't know if that would be effective. The skin is super smooth. Like there's something going on there,

but I don't think it's bad work, nor do I think it's too much. His chin in the before is not that small. So it looks like he just maybe got punched in the face, maybe, a little swollen. Yeah, that's it. He got punched in the face. Yeah.

Guys, look up for me, please. The guy, the villain from Tango and Cash, and his entire jaw. What a jaw. Jack Palance? No, not Jack. No, the other one. Wait till they find the villain from Tango and Cash,

who, spoiler alert, gets electrocuted when Sylvester Stallone runs away from him on a wet night through some electrical wires. Mike, he's like Jack Palance's first soldier. He's like second in charge. His muscle, yeah. So Pebbles the model did not perform the surgeries. Pebbles the model was like a middle person

who then connected some of these models to the person performing the surgery. A broker. A broker of sorts, yes. Pebbles also, for those who are unaware, according to this article, was known as, quote, the girl who got booty, and she claimed that she's, quote,

got more booty than Kardashian. She did. And then that's how people would go and find Pebbles, and then Pebbles went and introduced people, and then that person injected silicone, then in this case there is respiratory failure as a result of what was injected and Pebbles was viewed as like an accomplice because this person gave Pebbles $200 which has been disputed. Hers wasn't the fix-a-flat situation. No that was a different one yeah and then

if you remember we had David O'Vaya of the Herald come on and tell us about certain, and we're gonna get dicey here with language, certain penal surgeries that were happening in warehouses as well that had something to do, I believe, with toothpicks or something, and then that went awry as well. So I would just advise people, I'm not here to give medical advice, but I would go to a medical professional if you're seeking enhancements of some kind, and if it's in a warehouse or a van or wherever it may be, don't do that.

And I have since seen more photos of John Mulaney beyond just the side by side that we have here, and yeah, there's something going on with that jaw that's not just working it out. That is some bone structure that has changed. The ears are still his though, right? No ear job there. I don't think the ears are still his though right no your job there I don't think the ears. I mean something might be going on with a hair, too

Yeah, his hair is different hair is different. I think you just like touched it up to give it more volume kind of like a CM Punk situation put it on the pole, please at LeBittard Show does South Florida lead America in butt implants and the guy you're talking about from Tangling cash is Robert Zador and yeah. Yeah, that's a big job in butt implants. And the guy you were talking about from Tango and Cash is Robert Zador. And yeah, yeah, that's a big job. He plays the same role in every movie. What else could he play?

I don't think he's had a lot of roles. I think this role. But I don't believe that he has parlayed this into great acting, fortune and fame. You guys ever see someone on the way home from a butt implant I've seen it at the gas station So like they're always like in a van and they take out like the seats and they have to lay on their stomach They can't sit down

So what you see is like you'll see like a van door is open and then you'll see someone that's just like laying somewhat Elevated on their stomach almost like like a dangling spider because the other butt can't touch anything after the butt surgery so they have to lay down flat but there's not cars that you can lay down flat on your stomach. So you have to resorber as they say here so you take out the seats in a minivan and you lay things out on the person laying on their belly. Can you guys find for me please a video that I saw the other day of physics that I did not know was possible? There's a cyclist that ends up catching

a bunch of other pedaling cyclists because of the physics of if you lay flat on your stomach on a bicycle, you will move faster than people who are pedaling if you're going downhill. Like, you guys will find this, it'll be easy to find. You'll also die. There is that risk, there is that risk.

The speed, the video I saw, the person sped past the motorcycle, that's the pace thing. Like, sped right past everybody who was pedaling and the vehicle that had a motor because of the aerodynamics of just going down a mountain the way Superman would on a bicycle. Closing this loop, Robert Zadar has palliated his big ass jaw to 124 credits. Apologize, Dato. Give me what else he had after Tango and Cash and I will offer an apology.

He's been in 124 movies since. I don't think that's what he said, but if it's what he said, I will indeed apologize for my blaspheming. This looks fun. And dangerous though. You would agree, right? You would agree that this is terribly easy. Everyone else is like, oh come on!

I mean he's kicking ass. All those people are battling and it is, what you say is correct, Stugatz. That is a good way to die. And he will also need a jaw implant if he lands The way that he might with if he hits just even a rock or a pebble of some sort He ain't worried about stopping nor will he be able to in any meaningful way on your left Catching the lead scooter right now How shitty do you feel if you're one of those?

Cyclists working as hard as you were to pedal and this guy just speeds past you because he's figured out the physics of stuff. The motorcycle guy's like, This guy's an engine. This guy's an engine. Lucy Rodin is gonna join us here in a moment to talk about college basketball and March Madness

that concludes last night. Billy, what information can we give the people about the thing that we did last night for a couple of listeners uh... it was uh... it was fun to be able to watch uh... an otherwise terrible game that wasn't very interesting on until the last five minutes with some people who uh... what one person who won the march madness tournament and someone else he brought along because he felt like he'd been wronged? I mean, we could tell him anything we want.

We had our, you know, our prize, one of our two part prizes here. Will will come down and, you know, join us in studio one day, kind of check things out, meet us in person. But last night we watched the championship game with Will, Mike joined, Jess joined, Amin joined, Sampson was there, Dan was there. We had a special guest who popped in at one point in time that David brought along, which is a treat for all of us. Dan Uglup made an appearance out of the room.

Wow! Wow! Oh, I wish I was there. He's trying to cue our video department that has a photo of this. Is he smoking a heater? No. Surprisingly, no. But boy, did we talk about Tarpon Ben.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Automatic Slims and Tarpon Bend. He dominated those in the 2000s. It was a surprise we weren't expecting Dan. He seemed very confused by the entire thing. He's like, what's going on here? Are we on somewhere?

We're like, no, Dan. We're just kind of hanging out here watching the game. Look at those teeth. Oh, yeah, man. He was looking great. He was glowing. It had to be confusing to him being invited to watch college basketball with us and David Sampson. Oh yeah man, he was looking great, he was glowing. It had to be confusing to him being invited

to watch college basketball with us and David Sampson. What's going on with Dan in this photo? So he texted me after. Dan's going on. And he said, what exactly was that? Cause I had just texted and said, hey, can you hurry up and click this link and come on to reward one of our listeners

who participated in this great tournament. And then when he gets off the call, he texts, he's like, tell me what that was again? Like, is that public? And I thought that was a legitimate question because I forgot to say whether that was gonna be aired. And I told him no, and here we are the next day, and now it's-

Well, not airing, it's just, you know. Well, but you put his picture up. Oh, sorry, Dan. So now I'm gonna have to text him again and say your teeth were on the air. They're good teeth. Great jaw. Great teeth, yeah.

Great teeth. Too good. The best that a long-term deal can buy. Too good. Whoa. He's right. Whoa, what's that supposed to mean? He's right.

Gotta buy those teeth. Something's going on there. While we're talking tournament, I wanna finally update the final update of our Toasted Bracket Challenge. Tony won the DK Challenge. He barely beat out Jess. Tony had Florida winning. It's our Toasted Bracket Challenge. Tony won the DK Challenge. He barely beat out Jess. Tony had Florida winning.

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a champion, I am, I was jaw-droppingly alarmed by the first 15 three-pointers in that game. It's not just that they were all missed, Stugatz, it's that it felt like all of them were gonna hit the shot clock. Like it was just people shooting from a distance and not getting anywhere near the rim. But Florida is your champion today.

And I don't know, right? They finished the season in their conference tournament, which they won. They finished the season going five and one against Auburn, Alabama, and Tennessee, and then win the sixth straight that they have to win. And I think all of us watching were saying Florida and Duke look like the most talented

teams out there, look like they have the most pros. Well, that's the matchup everyone wanted to see the final. Right. And so, but Houston gives you the thing though, Houston gives you the best thing in that tournament. There was nothing better, nothing, than Duke losing that way. You will find nothing in that tournament that the casual sports fan and the diehard college basketball fan will enjoy more than Duke being denied its first possible championship in more than a decade with a team that we all know to have been better than any since

maybe the one that had Zion Williamson and Corey McGeady on it. Or though, wait a minute, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I think McGeady was way before Zion Williamson. No, it was, it was Zion Williamson. It was Reddish and it was, it was Cam Redding, right? They weren't even the top ranked team in the tournament. So I don't know what you mean. We'll say for, for a tournament that sometimes gives us random results and sometimes really random

Final fours the last few years here There's been very little doubt that the best team in the nation has won Florida was the best team in the best conference all season long He touted their postseason success within that conference and then they go into a final four with all one seeds This isn't the random Miami FA you final four, they go in there and they take care of business and yeah, while the final was ugly, again, they took out a number one seed, leaving little doubt that in one of the toughest conferences, arguably ever, in the history of college basketball, they were the top team there in the cream of the

crop. Zion Williamson played in 2019, Corey McGatty played in 1998, I believe. Yeah, that's a bad mistake by me. And I think I named, I remember that Zion Williamson was the third biggest high school recruit on that team with Reddish and RJ Barrett. And I think I made him Redding and Reddish. But once a dookie, always a dookie, you know?

So you weren't wrong. I was pretty wrong. All around pretty wrong. We lifted you up. Yeah. We got a two point game in the national championship. I don pretty wrong. All around pretty wrong. We lifted you up. Yeah. We got a two-point game in the national championship. I don't know what anyone's complaining about. If it's an ugly game, you at least want it to be a close, captivating game.

And I don't know. I fell asleep. But I heard it was good. If there's a team that would love to play a basketball game without an actual basketball, it's Houston. I'm serious. Put that on the poll at Levitard Show.

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B-A-T-A-R-D. Go to Shopify.com slash butard. Shopify.com slash butard. Don LeBattard. Your history with him suggests three years of heaters. Those are the heaters. Three years of heaters, but this Stugatz, my partner enlivened by a sportsman.

We're having sex, baby. And Joe Mauer, yes, like this is the best version of him. What? What? Stoogats. No, you are. Yeah. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

feels good. This is the Don LeBathard Show with the Stoogats. Lucy is with us now. Lucy, thank you for joining us. Your general thoughts, because I am the bad game police today and everyone's mad at me for being the bad game police. Should I care that it was a terrible game as long as it was a close game? No, I don't think you should care.

And I don't think it was terrible. I think that's just like how Houston plays basketball. They're a very like make you lose your will to live type of team. So it was what Houston was. And so for Florida to be able to match their style of play to Houston's, which is like insane, I actually thought made it a pretty good game. And the fact that like, we've kind of gone through this tournament, at least the earlier rounds with no upsets, a lot of blowouts, like even if it's not the prettiest game in the world, and you're talking to an Iowa football fan here, so like I'm probably the worst person

to ask this question to. It's like, yay, we finally got a close game, so I don't know why you're complaining. Are you with Mike on the idea that there is no refuting, that Florida was best all or most of the season? I agree with that like 98%. I do think you can make that argument for Duke as well. But I think what plays into that the most

is the fact that they were in the SEC, which got what, nine teams in the tournament? More than that, I don't know. The SEC was far away the best conference. And like, you can make the conversation that it was like the best conference ever in history this year with how good they were with Auburn, Florida, Tennessee, Alabama, like those are insanely good teams.

So I'm fine with that because Florida went through a gauntlet. You win the SEC tournament, you then go in what? Six straight in the NCAA tournament, like incredibly impressive from Florida. What is it that would have brought you to 100% agreement? You said you 98% agree. I've been thinking about this nonstop.

When you say that about someone, what was the piece of information that would have brought you to a hundo? What is your shirt? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I got it from Robert Graham. Can you stand up? I'd like to see the rest of it. Really? Yeah, that's a crazy shirt. Dan's in charge here. It's Dan Flashes. It's like, I think you should leave. It is.

I think we can all agree that shirt is indeed Graham. That's a crazy shirt. Okay, sorry, what was your question? I just want to know what it is when people say I 98% agree with you. Cause I think, then you talked and you were 100% in agreement, but you were scared to say it.

Well, like, in 99 out of 100 times that game against Houston Duke probably would have won. Like, things just went so bad, shit crazy at the end, that it was one of those games where I had to rewind, because I was so confused how any of that happened. And I think that you could make the argument with how Duke was playing in the tournament, that they were the best team in the country with the fact that Florida

had done like they, you know, obviously won, got there, but they were doing it closely. Duke was blowing everyone out. So I'm curious how that game would have played out had it been Duke and not Houston, because I think Duke could have beat Florida. And so, but that's just not how the tournament works. You know, you do what Duke did against Houston and you don't deserve to play in the national championship. Stu Gotts thinks that Cooper Flag is overrated. Well, he is. I mean, I don't think, Cooper Flag is a nice player.

Cooper Flag is a good college basketball player, but teams tanking their NBA season to get Cooper Flag because they think he's going to fix their NBA organization, get out of here. That guy is not good enough. I am not impressed with Cooper Flagg, not from an NBA standpoint. From a college standpoint, he's fine.

He's one of the best players in the country. NBA, for me, his game does not trade play. He's the consensus number one pick. I don't care. You have body concern. I mean, number one picks have gone wrong before, Dan, and they'll go wrong again. I mean, I would say, if you look over the course of time,

that more number one picks haven't worked out than have worked out. How about that? You have him as Leitner? I have him slightly better than Leitner. Yeah, he's gonna be a really good pro. I don't know. Lucy, your thoughts here. That's a crazy hot take. That's a hot, hot, hot take. Do you know what else is hot, hot, hot? Jimmy John's new toasted sandwich. Off-roading is sponsored by Jimmy John's. They're finally here and they're hot.

Try new toasted sandwiches at Jimmy John's. Order one today. Answer his question, please. I did. I said it was hot, hot, hot. Like Jimmy John's toasted sandwiches. But this is crazy. What he said. He trained with the USA select team as a 17 year old. Insanely good. Like your take is crazy. I think he's able to, like, he's just so versatile. Like he could play in the point. He's like one of the better defenders

in college basketball. Like he's just an insanely versatile player and has been electric the whole season. My brother had a similar take to you, which is that Cooper flag is like as good as he is, but he has to make that last shot. Like if you're that guy, you've got to make that shot, which I kind of agree with, but like that's crazy.

Like he is, we've been hearing about him forever. And I think he's lived up to every expectation. You know what's funny about that as analysis though, and I'm always about process instead of results. So what's funny about that analysis, yes, he's got to make that shot. However, the reason he's going to be a great pro is because he got that shot like everyone knew that that shot was there and And he had to be guarded and the fact that he could get that good a shot in that situation

Yeah speaks to his skill set. How about you beat Houston? Yeah, fair enough about you make it to the finals That's right. But how about you're the best player in the world? You got to that spot hit the shot. It's your spot. That's your shot That's what you wanted and you gagged you still have a 40% chance of failure And that's if you're the best field goal percentage there is so you're playing the result. It's very it's a great shot He but it's a terrible shot because he missed it No, like that doesn't make it a terrible shot but that's but I would say that Stuatz, what he's doing there is exactly the analysis that Lucy's brother gave her, which is... I like it.

Smart kid. But I do wonder if Stugatz's take is entirely different if he simply makes that shot. I wonder if Stugatz has the same take of he's overrated if he simply makes the shot. What does he do against Florida, though? So it's just game to game on your analysis? Always has been, always will be, Dan. Okay. That's just a fan, that's not an analyst.

Lucy, I will tell you it was super weird to see Yukon as an underdog be a surprise in women's basketball. It was strange to watch. And then even stranger to feel the surprise of, ah, UConn won by 30. That was something they were doing for two straight decades and they won by 30 in the championship game and I'm surprised by that. Why am I surprised by that?

Hey, UConn has not won a national championship since the Obama administration. Like, it's been a long time. It doesn't feel as long just because we always associate UConn with success with national champions. They were favored to win the game against South Carolina. They were a seven point favorite ish according to our friends at DraftKings. What was shocking to me was just how they beat South Carolina, how dominant they were considering they weren't hitting threes in the first half. Like it was just like like Don Staley said, like, you got, we got punched in the mouth and that's exactly what happened. That was shocking to me because Don Staley doesn't lose like that. And the only other time that I've seen the South Carolina team lose like that was against UConn earlier in the season. Like, I just did not see that happening again, especially after the way that South Carolina

played Texas. They were very dominant against Texas. It was just like a UConn sort of team of destiny. Everything with A.C. Fudd's injury and Page Becker's and like wrapping up her college career like it was meant to happen like this. And the thing with UConn is I think they should go celebrate. And you know what I think they should do?

I think they should go on a trip via Priceline. This is brought to you by Priceline. Are you dreaming about that trip? You con huskies, book it and go to your happy price with Priceline. I feel like the way that you're doing this is a little bit too overt. I understand that you become a big star and all the sponsors wanna be involved.

Doing what? With every sentence that you're involved in. But I do think you're being a little heavy handed with this. With what? I want to show you this and ask you what's responsible and what's not responsible about me publicly accusing John Mulaney of getting a jaw implant here. He got one.

Okay. He got one. There it is. All right, but hold on a second. Do I need to have any sort of qualifiers on this? Do I not have to have one? Ice. Time to throw away dull journalistic credibility and get reckless!

Here is something we like to call reckless speculation! You're good. Dan, David told us yesterday we could say whatever we want whenever we want and there's no consequences. We don't have to just play that sound or... I'm against that sound. I find it irresponsible and a waste of show time. I'm much more interested to hear Lucy it irresponsible and a waste of show time. I am much more interested to hear Lucy's take and because I know so many people care about his jaw

that we should keep talking about it. Lucy, is that a fake jaw? Does he look better? I don't particularly care about his jaw, but he's like very obviously had work done. Like it's very clear that he's had work done, which is fine. Get work done if you wanna get work done.

I don't care. But when he was at that SNL 50 reunion, he did a red carpet interview, when I was like, oh my, whoa, that's a new jaw. He's gotten implants. Billy has said, hey, Mulaney, stay in your lane. We don't need you to try and be a sex symbol. You're Mulaney.

You don't get to be, you're a funny guy. You don't get to be a sex symbol. Write your jokes. But I'm looking at that jaw implant and what I see with the dim guy, you don't get to be a sex symbol. Write your jokes. But I'm looking at that jaw implant and what I see with the dimples, with the hair, I see a sex symbol. I think he was like sort of a sex symbol before, because he's funny and women like funny men.

Like he was definitely a celebrity crush before. I don't think he needed to get the jaw implants. Also, he's married to Olivia Munn, like you're good. Your life has worked out for you, John Mulaney. But I don't know if you guys want to go see John Mulaney. I don't know if he's touring. I don't know what's up. You can use the Game Time app for shows as well. What time is it? It's game time.

Download the Game Time app and redeem code Lucy for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. This is unfair by us because the one that you're saying he had work done is clearly like his Netflix show cover photo, where a lot of things could have been done to that photo, and the other one's like from a selfie phone, you know, 20 years ago. Again though, again, I will just state this, I know you guys, I get fooled by the internet all the time,

and I know that you're correct when you say anything can be Photoshopped. He's live on Netflix every Wednesday. That is not altered. I'm watching a face, he is talking through what looks like a jaw implant. I think his head is wider. Like I don't know if it was that he got his jaw implant. I think maybe he had like a cranial restructuring

where he like maybe split it down the middle, insert a little bit, because his head entirely looks wider that then makes his jaw wider. Do it side by side, Lewis, so we can see. I think that is his, that could explain his hair too. Maybe they did something with his cranium and then they put like a rug on top, do it side by side, Lewis, so we can see. I think that could explain his hair, too. Maybe they did something with his cranium, and then they put like a rug on top, cover it up, long straightened hair, curled a little bit the front,

a little Superman type of thing here. Everything's wider, Billy's so right on this. Look at his neck, his neck in that photo. It's a little wider. See? At Lebatard Show. That's because you put implants in. At Lebatard Show, would any of you fear a jaw implant?

Because just the sound of that seems horrifying to me. Just not having any other information. You love fear, man. Put it on the poll as well, at Lebatard Show, does Dan love fear? He's got a real boner for fear, man. If there was like a cosmetic surgery, they removed fear, does Dan love fear? He's got a real boner for fear, man. If there was like a cosmetic surgery they removed fear, would you do it?

Wow. If you had the option to remove fear or get fear implants. What'd he do every day? Would you do fear implants or fear reduction? I love fear. I need more fear. Need more fear. He fears that without fear he's no longer Dan.

Yep. Why? I just need it. It's his fuel. Just need it just need it. It's his fuel. Just need it, need it. Need to be scared. Fear or pain. Yeah, one or the other.

Or someone else's pain. Your travels, Lucy, speaking of someone else's pain, you made your way over to Tampa. How was that experience? Oh, God. That city was designed by someone who was very drunk. Everything about it makes no sense. The roads don't make any sense.

The buildings don't make any sense. Nothing makes sense. We were there for what, four days, and we were lost for majority of that time. We would get in an elevator and they wouldn't have all the floors. Okay, so we go up the stairs. Well, the stairs doesn't have all the floors,

but the stairs has different floors. Okay, well, we were in the arena. We ended up like walking through the kitchen just to get to the media space, but no one else was in the kitchen. And then we're driving on the roads and no road makes any sense. And they're all converging in weird different ways.

And I just don't understand how Tampa was put together. Put it on the poll please, Juju, at the LeBotard Show. Was Tampa designed by someone who was drunk at LeBotard Show? It was. With ways, don't you never get lost? Does anyone get lost anymore?

No, we were using Waze. That's how bad Tampa was. Waze was like, I don't know, good luck. Well, this is- Hope there's not a cop there. David Sampson has clearly never tried to drive in Hialeah. Like our satellite systems and our technology have no explanation for how it is that roads change

into different numbers in Hialeah. Waze cannot, there are certain places, I don't know if Tampa is one of them, but there are certain places that our technology is not gonna help you with an electronic map. I don't know what other places are like that. I drove in Hialeah all the time looking for a ballpark.

It's easy to find. You just- Bonafides. That's it. I was there. Windows up's it. I was there. Windows up though, but I was there. Come on. No, I just wanted to make sure that I was taking

in the environment, the neighborhood. That's why the windows were up. Why were the windows up? What ballpark were you losing? What are you saying? It was very hot. Were the doors locked? It was very hot.

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Take back what you guys said before that segment. I mean, the referee one look is a great idea. It is. I mean, you get one chance to take a look at the replay and that's it. Who has a car phone? Hmm. Anybody?

They don't exist anymore. Well, if your phone is in your car, you've got a car phone. And everyone does's just your cell phone I know I have a bold take that if the Florida Gators two previous national champions weren't just so good and even for the time it was pretty wild that those guys decided to run it back because guys were jumping to the league early back then they're probably gonna be remembered as the third best Florida Gators men's basketball team ever despite having what could be the best resume.

Because- In that conference. Yeah, they won the toughest conference, arguably in history, defeated four AP top 11 teams in the tourney, two number one seeds, trailed by nine points or more in the second half of its last three games,

still found ways to battle back. They were five and oh against AP top five teams and a 12 and oh run to end the season. 10 of those opponents in that 12 and oh run were ranked. They were also, coincidentally, the first D1 program to have at least three national titles in football and in men's basketball. Stugatz came in here today saying

that Jewish coaches are having a moment. Well, they are. Three out of four ain't bad. Golden and Bruce Pearl. I wanted to do top five Jewish head coaches of all time. I'm not certain I can get a fifth. Red Holtzman. Bam. Well I understand. That's three though you guys. I got two to go. Well I understand that the final left something to be desired, they couldn't beat more number one seeds in the tournament than they did. And they were pinned as, once the season got going, as that team might be title good. And they just spent the entire season proving that assumption right. You're saying of the three times they've won the national championship, this team will be celebrated the least.

I'm saying because of their unique standing in their own program, because of how famous that core was, because of the success. Look, Cory Brewer said what you will about him. He had a 50-point game in the NBA. Because of how famous, I guess we'll see what these guys become. But because of their standing within their own program, we're not doing the hot take thing that we probably should be doing, which is this could arguably be considered one of the greatest men's teams of all time. I think that we should be spending more time talking about how in the quiet and solemn Houston locker room you heard sad, sad, like sad, sad sound bites that were interrupted by an

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