The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Don't Look Now (feat. O'Shea Jackson Jr.)
Episode Date: February 14, 2025Jessica and Jeremy are fired up to show Dan a video of Rob Ryan's latest ramblings at a press conference as the USC Linebackers coach. Does even Rob Ryan consider himself the best Ryan? Well, Jess sur...e does. Then, Taylor put together an edit of the best takes from our Boost Mobile take line, and it made Billy chuckle. Plus, George Lopez dances on the Jennifer Hudson Show, Bill Belichick's girlfriend turns out to also be his agent, and Billy dismisses space science. Also, O'Shea Jackson Jr. is here to discuss his new movie "Den of Thieves 2: Pantera," explain where he and his dad differ as actors, name his Top 3 Action Movie Franchises ever, and share his thoughts on his Lakers trading for Luka Doncic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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to today. I will admit publicly here something that's uncomfortable to admit,
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do not yet have an oatmeal sponsor for the way that Jessica shovels into her face her breakfast
oatmeal during work in a way that's a bit self-conscious, but not really, because I saw
her watching the cameras. I think we should have cameras, oatmeal cameras,
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We're having a very nice time together this morning.
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Are we talking about the Venmo bucket,
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That very bucket.
It was a busy week for the Venmo bucket.
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$20 to David Sampson for coughing.
No, your records are wrong.
Let the records, let the record show.
More like 50?
Greg Cody had an assortment of fines.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, there was a situation
where you took his phone and you guessed his password.
So Billy, the person who's not gonna be in charge of it
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Oh no, I'm not in charge of it, no.
And furthermore, I don't want a syllable
of your opinions on it either.
On the Venmo bucket?
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Like, it's the funniest thing.
So they can have money from others in the container who
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bucket which is presented by vennett yes i don't thank you uh... i have a number
of other things that i want to get to i want to get to some rob ryan
audio i have a funny uh... word association that i do with rob ryan
which is
when i hear the name rob ryan
i immediately imagine pizza boxes in a van,
but I'm not making a fat joke there.
It's just because he admitted
to having a lot of pizza boxes in his van.
And it's totally unsurprising.
Like if I said to anyone in sports,
like if you're not making fat jokes,
if you're just doing it visually
on who's got pizza boxes in their van, it's this guy.
So tell me now, because I did not know
that Rob Ryan is now at USC.
The Ryan family continues to get jobs in football,
even though they've got pizza boxes in their van
and sound like they're chewing on their teeth
when talking on First Take and other programs like this.
But Jessica, this sound from Rob Ryan
is a meandering journey to nowhere that is wonderful.
It's a wonderful press conference, Dan.
This got buried during Super Bowl week
and I wanted, you were out of town
and I said we need to save this for when Dan comes back.
It's two minutes of just beautiful.
Word salad?
No, I mean, you can follow where he's going
but it just is unclear why he's going there.
It's just, it's wonderful.
So we'll listen to it now.
Watch where we finish this year.
Watch where we finish this year.
This guy is special.
He's special.
He knows how to get it done.
He's a great communicator, great teacher.
He's fun to be around.
He makes everybody better, including the coaches.
And you know, we'll see. You know, I'm looking forward for the, what do you call it, spring ball or whatever.
I can't wait. We're going to go against the best. Oh, good. Bring it on.
Let's see. I can't wait to see that little Juco kid from Hutch. Bam! We're going to get after his little butt.
But anyway, it'll be great. We're excited. You know, when I saw the Maava guy, I coached his uncle. I hated that kid when I first
saw him. A USC kid, a little captain. Remember, he could walk under this table
right here. Little guy. We draft this little runt. Like, oh man, this guy, I
was all over this kid during the OTAs. I'm like, man, this guy, man,
you gotta run to cover a guy anyway.
So then I'm like, hey guys,
Sweet Live has a going on vacation with the family
going out to Hawaii, going to Maui.
I've never been to Maui.
I run things in Oahu, but I'm like,
I'm gonna go to Maui.
He's like, hey Rob, you getting any kind of trouble now?
You just tell him you know Calooks. I'm like, bitch, yeah, I'm gonna tell him I know Calooks.
Get the hell out of here.
Why out there? Do the usual.
Got the whole, got me and the wife there. Oh, we're gonna have a romantic evening.
Go out there, no rent a car.
What do you mean? You never called for the rent a car? I told you she's Greek. I'm like,
yeah, they must have lost it. So of course I forgot to call. Now they're out of cars.
I'm in Maui, I got no car. So what do I do? I I know Caloops I got a car oh you know
Caloops swear to God hand to God true story I got a van I'm like yeah my man
anyway I end up loving the kid he was oh man is he mean as a rattlesnake there
was a reason why that kid was captain with all those first-round draft choices
I love that guy ended up looks can be deceiving
all right the words
the words are funny do me a favor just put it in the picture picture please i
don't want it with audio
the videos funnier
just i don't i don't need any of the words
him up wandering around lost
the way your great abuelo is when he lost all of his sensibilities
wandering off the screen wandering out of the press conference
waddling with that particular shape that shows when he gets behind the podium
that it's on
there's a wide berth going on there of just coaching for thirty years pizza
boxes in your van
him wandering on and off the set
just simply yammering it's amazing i mean honestly that the hair obviously is
the best part of this video but you can follow the story rightly coach jane my
others on call who i like got a connection to a car in in hawaii but
like the way he does it he was walking back and forth he says i run things in
a while who he says he's a great communic. He just keeps going on like these little tangents
while he keeps walking away and coming back.
Oh, it's electric.
It's so good.
I told you, she's Greek.
Me, as a rattlesnake was great too.
I wanna get there, like in my life.
Like I wanna be Rob Ryan.
I mean, you're a Yammerer, dude.
What, me?
How so?
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show.
Does Rob Ryan run Oahu?
When you said that you have word association
with Rob Ryan and it's empty pizza boxes,
I also have word association with Rob Ryan
and it's because of a video that I was sent
that it wasn't the nicest video to be sent
and it was media night for the Super Bowl 2020 in Miami.
There's like a welcome media party
usually like on the Monday or the Tuesday.
And this one was, I believe, at the Port of Miami
at one of like the cruise ship.
The Norwegian Cruise Line Terminal.
Yeah, one of the terminals.
And I didn't go, I heard that it was kind of a mess
getting there, getting in and out.
But I had a spy that was there that throughout the night
was sending me videos of Rob Ryan dancing because there was like a live band or music that was there that throughout the night was sending me videos of Rob Ryan dancing
because there was like a live band or music that was playing
and there was one person dancing and it was Rob Ryan
and he was loving it.
He's so electric.
Like I saw him in person for the first time
at that Miami Super Bowl
and it's the most starstruck I've been in my whole career.
This is the same week that like I interviewed Joe Burrow and Travis Kelce and like all
these other NFL players but I saw Rob Ryan from behind I saw his beautiful
hair and I was like oh my god it's Rob! I took a picture of him sneakily from
behind it was amazing. Here's one of the funny things about all of this because
you can make the argument that Rex Ryan had the most successful run
in Jets history as a coach.
It wouldn't be a great argument, but he'd be toward the top of the list of whatever
success resembles for the New York Jets.
And because of that, and this is funny what I'm going to tell you, what my analysis is
of all of this.
I will laugh at Rob Ryan, that video, and all the ones that came before it, as the lesser
of the two Ryan brothers who speak all the time as if you can hear that they are licking
their teeth.
I will laugh at the Ryans as both being some people who you can imagine with pizza boxes
in their car.
But because USC has hired Rob Ryan as defensive coordinator,
I know nothing else except,
they'll probably be better at defense.
And it's only because they can't be much worse.
It's not even about Rob Ryan.
But even with that press conference,
I'm like, I don't need to know anything else.
I believe that Lincoln Riley
is gonna have a better defense next year
because Rob Ryan is around it and his pizza boxes are around it and I don't think that's a
very smart thing for me to be doing. No I mean he's the linebackers coach and he
has great hair and their defense was already a lot better last year when they
brought in Danton Lin and now they have a Ryan and not only a Ryan the best Ryan
of all better than Buddy, the best Ryan of all better than buddy
The best Ryan No one has that opinion not even Rob. I know I mean, it's sacrilegious
I'm from Chicago my favorite part of that video is it's about two minutes and 15 seconds long you get about
55 seconds into it and he goes
Anyway, and then goes on for another minute and 15 seconds where he's talking about some
Juco kid that he wants to go, pats!
Is incredible.
The Lil' Rent.
That's quality right there.
Billy, do me a favor, please.
I have been told by Taylor, and I've been told by people around Taylor who wish for
less Taylor, I've been told by Taylor that he thinks, I put him in charge of
Gas Bag of the Week and we've seen how that's gone. We did it three times and
then didn't do it again. Now we have phone calls from listeners that are
sponsored and I've been very underwhelmed by how the employees at this company
rise up to please our sponsors. They don't do a very good job of helping the
people who sponsor us. You're talking about the Boost Mobile line, 305-486-GOTS?
Yeah, I was very disappointed by the first few calls.
We're challenging the entirety of the internet and telephone systems nationally and internationally
to produce the best hot take and what we got was an unending river of diarrhea.
An unending river of everything that was in Jimmy Butler shorts, everything that's been
running through the Heat locker room.
There's a viral strain, all of this.
Our callers have been that.
I blame our callers for Jimmy Butler taking that,
like the bird flu from Miami to Golden State.
I blame that locker room for being infected
by our callers being shitty at takes.
So Taylor says, we've got a group
now that are worthy of the sponsorship. I don't believe him, I don't trust him.
Well I mean it's I could just play it for you if you want again if you want to
participate in this. But are you notarizing this? Are you endorsing this? You're playing something that I
heard. No. You're playing Jeremy's boldly. You're playing something I have not
heard and lately I don't trust the judgment of our crew to play things that are well for the sponsors,
because you guys aren't respecting the sponsors.
The sponsor, as you mentioned, is Boost Mobile,
305-486-GOTS if you want to do this.
Boldest take from the weekend.
And we can, you know, probably,
we usually air them earlier in the week,
but this week we had this compilation.
I'm going to be honest, I chuckled.
All right, well, that is the highest compliment.
I thought that the highest compliment on the show
was the Hakeem Nicks laugh, but you saying you chuckled.
Slightly. Not full out laugh.
No, a slight chuckle.
I think a slight chuckle is redundant.
I think a chuckle is slight.
It wasn't a coy chuckle though.
It wasn't like, it was like I was on the couch.
All right, let's see what we have here,
but I don't trust your judgment here because you like when things are bad.
Well, well, well.
Hey, this is Evan from Houston.
Just to set the visual, I'm like a 5'8",
Dwayne Wade, but with the hair a lot of tippadoe.
My
hot take of the week is that you people
to back into parking spaces,
you're screwing it up for the rest of us.
Avocados are overrated.
Terry Rozier for Caitlin Clark.
She gives us more spacing, opens up the lanes,
and we shed some salary cap.
We'd love to hear your thoughts.
Tom Izzo compiler?
I present to you limited-stake Arnold's Sportsnigger stuck is a terrible dessert.
It's just cheese and graham cracker crust.
Why in the hell are we still using
toilet paper in America in 2025?
Japan has it right with those toilets.
Yes, that's a Sean Connery falling from the rock.
Hot dogs are better with all beef.
What happens to the large scissors
that are used at grand openings?
What's happening to those scissors?
Are they getting used again?
Are they traveling around the country
to be used at multiple grand openings?
How many of these are there?
Dan from Maine, in the legendary chicken parm sandwich,
the mozzarella does all the heavy lifting. in the legendary chicken parm sandwich,
the mozzarella does all the heavy lifting. Why do we not call it a chicken matz
instead of a chicken parm?
Now that Aaron Rodgers' career is over with the Jets
and that experiment, like all Jets' experiments,
has been, I messed up.
I'm gonna call back.
I'll see you soon.
["Jazz Music"] Chuckle. I messed up, I'm gonna call back. I'll see you soon. ["I'm Gonna Call Back"]
Chuckle.
Chicken carnivore, that's a strong take.
He's right.
What do happen to those large scissors?
Chicken mots.
Where do they go?
Who uses them?
Put it on the poll please, Juju at Levitard Show.
Does Japan have it right with those toilets?
What happens to the giant scissors
after the grocery store opening?
Yes or no, that's how I want that question to look.
What happens, because it's not something
I'd ever considered before that call,
I will hunt down, I will have private investigators do this,
whoever it is that claimed on our anonymous line
that cheesecake is overrated.
I will hunt that person down and I will take the consequences that a jury gives me for
what I do to that person.
I'll back you up.
You're right to do that.
Bad ally.
An ally though, Dan.
He's an ally.
I am an ally.
We established that earlier in the week.
Caitlin Clark for Terry Rosier.
Did it a lot earlier than that.
Yes.
Yes, Caitlin.
That's a good call.
Are you guys bothered that they're not going to do the Steph Sabrina thing again this year? That was the best thing about last year's All-Star game. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Which by the way good for her because like she has absolutely nothing to gain from that stunt Because I think that the prize is like fifty thousand dollars which of her player salary
It's like more than two-thirds of her player salary, but like also if you lose
Then who cares you lost you lose though like no no the whole thing is have fun right you're going against the greatest shooter
Who's ever lived and you're gonna go there and shoot have fun, hug at the end. Hey, this was great. All right, guys, let's go.
Well, I think Kaylyn just wanted to do the three-point contest at WNBA All-Star in Indianapolis
this year. So like there's no, but if that's her first three-point contest, it's undoubtedly,
there's more hype that you can build around it at your own league's three-point. Like I think what
she's doing is pretty smart there. And also I'm with you that the Sabrina Steph thing was like the only all-star
thing I watched last year. Like it was really fun and then I forgot there was
even a game the next day. It was close and it is close. Like it's something that
I was surprised that would be close because I don't expect Steph to be close
against anybody of any gender.
So I'd like to see it again because she left me with the impression she could beat him.
And I didn't think that there was somebody who could beat him at that.
I would make him the favorite shooting against anybody in the history of the sport at that.
Like anybody who's ever shot a basketball and my imagination is not unlimited enough
to imagine who will ever shoot it better than that
so i don't know ever shooting i was going to do it to myself and all that
now but not a moment's past speaking of women's basketball may be ranked number
one on the next rankings come out because u s c d u c l a last night
in the u.s.c earlier in the season juju
what's that rockins are really really good game but uh... in a dog was also
really good and all of you miles also really really. They're both on the mid-season award
watch list for National Player of the Year and they both have a very good shot at it.
And Sonia Cichron is also really good. So don't look now, but Notre Dame is really,
really good at women's basketball.
Also prayers up for Dalton Connect.
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We got a free knee heart away.
A free knee? Who is a free knee hard away. Free knee.
I was trying to read fast.
You do is on the team.
Luke Jackson, Bobby Jones, the matrix.
I'm Aaron.
Stu guts.
So shacks, which Parker, Chris Quinn, D Wade, Jason Williams.
They're all right.
I mean stacked roster.
This is the Don LeBataar Show with the Stugarts.
So don't look now. You don't want me to look now.
No, don't look now. Juju Watkins is really, really good at basketball.
But don't look now. Notre Dame is also really good.
I like Don't Look Now correspondent talking through her teeth about things that people shouldn't look at.
Was your... why do you have that look on your face, Tony?
Because Dan, Don't Look Now makes me think there's a lot of things that we shouldn't look at but that we should talk about.
Ooh.
Hold on a second.
What do you think about that?
I feel like there's something here.
I don't know what you guys are talking about. So she's telling me not to look now.
I want to look now because she's telling me to look by not looking at them
But but she's telling me not to look but now I want to look because she's telling me there's something great over there
Why wouldn't I want to look at it if don't look now, but I?
Want to look at it, and so you're telling me. What are you doing? What do you want?
I'm talking I'm taking don't look now to it to the next level. I'm actually gonna cover my eyes
I think you've got that upside down. No I got a no I think do you yeah I'm not sure
it's a small one it's a small I think it might be upside down I can't see
though cuz I'm not looking yeah okay wait hold on a second I have an idea for
this well we got music for this it's time for a new game don't look now I love
the budget that you guys poured into that.
Whose voice was that?
We did that in like 10 seconds.
We just started saying Don't Look Now.
By the way, Don't Look Now, which we just came up with,
is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka.
Please drink responsibly.
So Tony, we're doing something here.
You've got an upside down mask.
That's a sleep mask.
I will tell you that there's a photo somewhere of me synchronized swimming with an Olympics
synchronized swimming team in the 1990s. And my nose, because I wasn't familiar with how it is
that you put the nose plug on, was upside down in all the photographs I've taken. Jessica,
is that an upside down sleep mask? Because he looks more like a sexy Batman character
sort of role playing in his bedroom.
That is Valentine's Day, Dano.
Then he does like somebody trying to cover his eyes
to blindfold him.
Are you asking me if I think he looks sexy
or like a Batman character?
A Batman, like a Batman.
You guys ever do superheroes?
Is that what we're talking about here?
Yes, that looks like how you would role play
if you were trying to be a superhero.
Tom Powers, full back of the bedroom.
I think what's going on here for a full disclosure here with New Game full disclosure,
we're being very careful with that mask because it's for a company that doesn't sponsor us anymore.
Okay.
Dan, you said don't look now, but in the spirit of don't look now,
there's a couple things that I want to get off my chest that we shouldn't be looking at as you can see
I'm not looking at it right now. I don't know if you guys are looking at me. Dan. Do not look at me, okay? I
Want you to don't look now, but I want you to imagine a future
I think the way this works is someone else wears the blindfold and you say don't look
now and they're blindfolded.
No, no, but I'm not looking.
I'm so committed to the bit that I'm not looking at it.
You're holding up the piece of paper for it.
Looks like you're reading from a good look like that.
If you were looking, but the problem is you should not be looking.
I wasn't looking, but Billy made me.
I wasn't looking.
You can't look, but Tony's wearing the blindfold.
Okay. And reading, but don't look now imagine a future with Drake May
T Higgins and Travis Hunter
Don't look that could be a very dangerous offense. I'm worried for the Dolphins. That's the case. You also have the bills
Whatever the Jets end up doing is gonna be better than looking now. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
whatever the jets end up doing is going to be better. Is Dan looking?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Don't look.
He peeked.
He peeked.
What position is Hunter playing?
But all of them.
OK.
Stop.
He looked.
Wide receiver and corner, Dan, for Vraves.
Come on, he's going to love that.
You got to go to the next one.
He looked at that one.
Dan, don't look now.
Jim Harbaugh, Pete Carroll, back in the same division.
Oh, my god.
Oh, man.
No, Dan, stop looking.
Dan.
It was accidental.
It was accidental.
Dan, it was accidental.
It was fine.
You're teasing me with the things you're saying.
Dan, I know how much you care about the future of Derek Carr.
But don't look now.
But Kellen Moore wouldn't commit to Derek Carr
as his quarterback moving forward in New Orleans.
Don't look now, but that could be a really big deal
in the way that that ultimately shapes their division.
That's big.
I don't-
No, stop looking.
No, don't.
Well, so is it looking or talking?
Because you guys-
Well, don't look.
But if you acknowledge it, it seems like you're looking
at it. You can talk, you just can't look.
What it is, is it's presented by Smear and Off the World's
number one vodka, Please Drink Responsibly.
We all know that.
Do we have any more of these?
Well, do you have one?
I thought you were prepared for this.
Well, I wasn't prepared for it.
I don't think I'm allowed to look.
I don't think I'm allowed to look at what it is
that I'm saying, but I will try.
Don't look now, but that Saint's job is a torturous
kind of hell that has all sorts of salary cap problems
and is the only job in the NFL that is not actually coveted
that Mike McCarthy and others turned down don't look now
That's a good one actually and also cool
I kind of want to look at that and as an extra added bonus on don't look now also
You really don't want to look at this what the Saints did with the Catholic Church. Don't look now
Oh, don't ever don't ever look at that. Yeah. Are you looking at it? Nope. Did you look at it before?
I try not to okay, but I think everybody needs to know about that,
but that's probably not something we should put in the... Maybe they can listen to it, but not look at it.
Well, let's know. We should take a look at it. We should take a look at it. All right, someone looks next.
We should listen to it. Dan, don't look now, but the Pittsburgh Steelers allegedly interested in
Trevor Lawrence. After a 250 million dollar contract? That would be amazing. Wow. Duval.
Some people were saying, you know what, that's a landing spot for Aaron Rodgers, but... Stop, After $250 million contract? That would be amazing. Wow. Duvall.
Some people were saying, you know what,
that's a landing spot for Aaron Rodgers, but.
Stop, Dan, don't look.
Cause apparently it didn't happen.
There's already reports that that didn't happen.
That's why you're not supposed to look.
Oh, why didn't you?
You know what I just did?
On Valentine's Day.
Not only did I just look,
I looked and saw that Stephen A. Smith
was on my TV screen saying,
does Rodgers going to the Steelers,
is that a culture killer?
I just saw it on the screen, I'm sorry.
So Aaron Rogers is available and now,
but don't look at that either, so I'm sorry.
How many more of these do we have?
Wait, hold on, don't look now.
This is a sidebar to that, don't look now.
And it's something that I put out there on God bless football,
which is available today,
but I'm curious, your thoughts on this.
Don't look at it though.
If Aaron Rogers goes to the Steelers and ends Mike Tomlin streak
of not having a winning season, I say out of the hall of fame. Don't look now.
Mike Tomlin becomes out of the hole. Aaron Rogers out of the hall of fame. So you're saying if they
have a losing seat, right? What gravitational gravitational pull is stronger Mike Tomlin towards 10 plus one seasons
where Aaron Rodgers towards being just really good they don't look now don't
look now but the last time Mike Tomlin won a playoff game Barack Obama was
president Lewis definitely not looking Lewis would you do me the favor please
of playing for the people you got to turn down the music here.
You can get back to it if you want, but for the moment, can you just play Liam Cohen,
the new Jacksonville coach, trying to say Duvall?
That's what this is about.
Jacksonville, the community, Duvall.
How do we do this together?
Duval!
Duval!
It's haunting!
It's just creepy!
Jacksonville's a weird place, huh?
For a number of reasons, but like
the Jaguars seems like a weird place
in Jacksonville.
That's correct, all of it is a little off.
Are we done with Don't Look Now?
There are some other things that I like the game.
I'm willing.
Are you still looking though?
Well, stop looking.
Yes.
I'd like to play it again.
Do you have anything else?
Do you want to start the bed again?
We can start the music again.
No.
Let me check my paper.
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I want to talk about a couple of other things,
but if you have more of this,
I'm willing to play a little more.
I've got one more on my paper here, Dan.
The paper you can't read because your eyes are covered?
Exactly, right, because I'm not looking.
Don't look now, Dan.
The Dolphins have negative $11.6 million in cap space.
That's not great.
Not good.
Something's gotta give.
That is good salary cap analysis
from our love coach, Billy Gill.
Billy Chill.
Billy Ill. These things that love coach, Billy Gill, Billy Chill, Billy Ill.
These things that you are, Billy, I just am curious. Your name is Guillermo.
I asked somebody this morning,
Billy is short for William, correct?
Yes.
But you're Guillermo.
Is Guillermo Spanish for William?
It is.
Okay, did not know that before right now what honestly are you looking?
Yeah, I was looking okay. That's why you didn't know I'll put it on the pole at LeBata show
Did you know Guillermo was?
Spanish for Billy I did not know that
What yeah Guillermo is William in Spanish. No, I know that I'm shocked Dan did not know that
There's a lot of people that don't know my name around these parts like when I checked into the hotel at Super Bowl
We couldn't find my room and we were looking and looking and looking and I said try Ben Lyons because that's been a mistake
That's happened and they didn't find my room under Ben Lyons and it turns out it was under William Gill
Which I've never been I'm like you want me to change. I'm like, yes, please and then other times
There's like a 2l in my last name situation that's confusing what is your government
say what is your middle name Billy what is all of it what's that now what's
your whole government name Guillermo well I mean if I'm gonna say it properly
and also what's your pin number on your ATM hold on a second last four years
social Guillermo Luis Gil so even Gil isn't my last name perfectly honest
Yeah
And people only found that out because of Luis Gil pitcher for the Yankees also my dad's name and my grandfather RIP
But neither the pitcher
Are we done I have one more don't look now if you don't want to look ooh
This one's very controversial very conspiratorial if you if you will. Oh, do we want to? Yeah, we do, we do.
Okay, don't look now, but the Giants have just hired Matthew Stafford's brother-in-law
to be part of their coaching staff.
Oh!
What is that supposed to mean?
Didn't Colin Cowherd report Stafford to the Giants?
Sounds like you're looking, Dan.
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Don LeBretard.
I just heard a song that had Frank Sinatra singing from the window to the wall till the sweat drop off my balls
Stugats!
The window to the walls, till the sweat drops down my balls
So what I'm saying here
All these females cross, singin' oh skeet skeet goddamn
Old blue eyes
Congratulations on your suey nomination
This is the Dan Lebatar Show with the StuGards.
A couple of things that I want to get to here.
First of all, put George Lopez on the screen for me because I did not know that George
Lopez looked like this.
I have not known, I have not felt in my life that George Lopez is the funniest of the Latin people,
even though he has gotten, I think, most of the fame
for being the funniest of the Latin people.
I am enjoying this particular dance.
He looks funny here.
But can you look up for me, Jeremy, please,
because I don't know what happened with him in a casino
with some drunkenness and being on a floor and stuff.
But I thought the George Lopez thing was done right there wherever it
is that that was happening but here's George Lopez you know looking the way
George Lopez does and your thoughts here or what Tony are you are you and
Guillermo here Guillermo Luis are you guys George Lopez fans as
representation on behalf of them a funny for us for America?
There's people that find George Lopez funny.
I'm not one of them, but I appreciate, you know, Hispanics going out there and making
people laugh and stuff.
I, I'm not looking now because obviously we're still playing.
Don't look.
You can take that off.
Oh, I can take it off.
Yeah.
You can take the blindfold off.
Let me see.
I haven't seen George Lopez in a while.
What does he look like?
Oh, you haven't seen what he looks like?
He looks like crap.
Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I describe what I think he looks like? What in the crap. Can I, can I, can I, Whoa, whoa. That was unnecessary.
Can I describe what I think he looks like?
What in the picture in my mind,
I have him like jet black hair.
I got like the George Lopez of old, right?
The George Lopez show.
He's got the tan skin.
He's good.
No, this is old George Lopez.
This is not the George Lopez of old.
This is like Rob Ryan.
Yeah, a little Rob Ryan in there.
A little, a little Rob Ryan.
Roberto Ryan.
Roberto.
Looks like Jerry, Roberto Ryan. Roberto Ryan. Roberto. Looks like Jerry Garcia.
Roberto's like the Spanish version of Robert,
by the way, Dan.
I don't know if you know that one.
Thank you, Jessica.
I appreciate your Latin indoctrination.
Can I ask you guys a delicate question
that I think we've all been wondering,
and if you can, put the video of George Lopez dancing again,
because it's related to this video.
A lot of us are thinking it,
and no one, I don't think, has asked it,
but does Jennifer Hudson actually have a show,
or does she just make people dance in a hallway?
Because I don't think I've ever seen a clip
of her actual show, but every day,
I just see pictures of people dancing in the hallway,
be it George Lopez, or Dan Orlovsky, or whoever. There's just of people dancing in the hallway, be it George Lopez or Dan Orlovsky or whoever.
There's just always people dancing down the hallway.
You're telling me that this happens all the time. I've never seen one of these videos before.
This is a thing. This is a video. She has her guests dance down the hallway and her staff serenades the celebrities.
By saying their name.
As they're dancing down the hallway to the stage.
Really?
But I have never seen a clip of the actual show. Just videos of everyone dancing in the hallway or like awkwardly like walking.
Like what am I supposed to do now?
Yeah. What channel is her show on?
I don't know. It's just on Twitter and Instagram.
It's just videos of people dancing.
I don't know that they actually go anywhere.
I have to be honest, though.
This video by itself is as funny as I've ever seen George Lopez be.
I associate George Lopez basically with just one move
where he sort of makes his joke
and then moves his hand down to his belt buckle
and just looks off to the side like that.
Like that's his hand.
And I don't think he's funny, but this is funny.
And he's dancing well.
And his hair is absolutely helping the visuals on this.
Jeremy, what details can you give me
about George Lopez
being on the floor sleeping in a casino
because he had too much to drink?
It's actually not reckless speculation.
He was on the floor asleep at a casino in Canada
and was arrested for public intoxication.
But there was a photo of him that sort of
leaked out of him falling asleep on the floor in the casino.
And he said, tied one on last night
Not feeling great this morning was trying to sleep it off. Unfortunately, it was on the casino floor
Billy the show is wildly popular. It has like 6 million followers on tik-tok, but because of these videos
I'm telling you if you look it's all of these videos look at the one and and I don't think we have time to do it
But look at the one that's a guy that everyone accused
of being Dan Orlovsky, and he can't shake it.
Dan Orlovsky is now known for two things,
running out of the end zone and dancing
while walking down the hall of the Jennifer Hudson show
that he was never on.
It was not Dan Orlovsky, but they continued to bring it up
and ask him about it, because the guy has his hair cut.
Video, please find that and just put it up
in the last eight minutes that we have here
Let me get to a couple of other things
We're headed for a bit of streaming chaos during March Madness now that Paramount is off of YouTube
I am sorry sports fans that this greedy hunt for streaming extra streaming dollars is gonna end up ruining
March Madness for many of you. We have a betrayal video out here.
It is not the Dan Arlovski video,
but it is Rob Ryan dancing sadly at media night.
There is nothing sad about this.
Nothing sad about that.
That is not sad.
There's somebody else dancing there too.
Somebody dancing with him.
Nothing sad about that.
You know what?
This just reminded me.
I met him at a different Super Bowl party.
I just remembered, Charlotte and I went up to him
and we're like, Rob Ryan, we're such big fans of yours.
And he was like, why, I'm Rob Ryan.
It's a great question.
It is a surprising question, though, to hear from Rob Ryan.
It was so awkward that I forgot I met him.
Yes, that you were so starstruck the first time you met him
that you forgot the other time that you met him.
It seems to dilute some of your shell shock
when you say, I was with Joe Burrow, I was with.
I met Josh Allen that night too.
But the Rob Ryan thing I repressed.
The second meeting of Rob Ryan.
I also wanted to ask you because one of,
Tony mentioned in Don't Look Now,
that the Patriots have some ability
to do some things on offense
if they you know if they get creative around building around Drake Maine and
What I wanted to ask you is the report from Pablo Torre finds out which I was really surprised to learn
That Pablo Torre is reporting that Bill Belichick's
That Pablo Torre is reporting that Bill Belichick's
girlfriend who was in the Dunkin Donuts commercial with Bill Belichick and is whatever 50 years younger than him is
his de facto agent right now and
if that's so and you're putting yourself in a
Dunkin Donuts commercial with Ben Affleck and Bill Belichick, it's something I've never seen an agent do before in the history of being a sports agent.
This is a follow-up question I guess that only Pablo could answer, but is she like his
agent or is she just his much younger media savvy girlfriend slash person who's managing
his affairs because.
Manager is different than agent though, right?
Sort of, not necessarily.
Well, is she getting 10%, is she getting 5%,
what's her cut, just an appearance in the Duncan video?
That's probably worth something monetarily.
I don't know, Dan, I have a lot of questions about this,
but my point is, I wouldn't be surprised if a older person
dating a younger person had the younger person who probably has more
You know media connections and media savvy sort of like do some of the work there and also be like I want to be in
The commercial I hate to do this on Valentine's Day
I really do like I don't want to do it, but I just want to pose the question don't look now
Don't look now, but I can see this ending amicably right between the two lovers
Bill Belichick and his girlfriend
but then her still being part of his media savvy team and
Continue to help him throughout his days as a coach and whatever else is in this future
I see this as a spin-off into a reality show for her at some point. That's what's gonna happen, right? The traders.
I don't know where she ends up,
but I want Belichick to be a part of it.
That's also another name for Dolak now.
Yeah.
How do you guys feel,
because we have played the video before of Robert Kraft
and his audition with what people were saying was a young woman that he was
trying to help in an audition and we saw his very poor acting.
A manager of any sort putting themselves in a Dunkin Donuts commercial for the Super Bowl.
Like whether she is media savvy or not, it is again some like I'm used to people behaving like Drew Rosenhouse. I'm plenty used to agents doing nothing
but being interested in their own personal gain.
But to be next to Bill Belichick in a commercial
as someone who's only there so that I can ask,
is that his girlfriend?
Because I otherwise wouldn't know her by anything yet.
But that is a level of grabbing for something
that I thought was outside of the auspices of what I do. girlfriend because I otherwise wouldn't know her by by anything yet but that is
a level of grabbing for something that I thought was outside of the auspices of
what an agent or a manager is supposed to do but in the modern age he is going
to need some help with whatever it is is reaching young people beyond buying
pizzas for the frats at North Carolina before Duke North Carolina. When we were
in New Orleans for the Super Bowl at Radio Row,
we spoke to someone who has trafficked in these waters
before in Sean Stilado, who is Daniel Jones' agent.
And he mentioned that he has an agent, which is kind of like,
well, OK, why does your agent need an agent?
But he said something that I thought was interesting
and hadn't considered.
He's like, yeah, to be perfectly honest with you,
going viral was great, not just for me,
but for my clients, because I have so many brands
that have reached out because they want me to do things
that then I get work for my clients
and I get them endorsements also,
which is not the way you would think
it would work out at all,
but somehow he's managed to have the moment of him out there
in his suit that went around,
get more work for his clients that they wouldn't have normally the moment of him out there in his suit that went around, get more work for his clients
that they wouldn't have normally gotten because of him.
Well, I mean, it makes a ton of sense.
It's not like she's just his agent, Dan.
It's like Drew Rosenhouse isn't dating,
as far as I know, one of his clients.
They're in a relationship,
and he's also, this has made him infinitely more relevant
than just taking a college football job.
The fact that he's on a red carpet.
Do you think people are talking more about North Carolina football,. The fact that he's on a red carpet. Do you think people are talking more about
North Carolina football or him and his young girlfriend
on the red carpet at the NFL honors?
Way more people are talking about that right now.
This is like how he stays like cool and hip and relevant.
With all the rings on too, Dan,
what kind of message was he sending there?
What do you think?
Don't look now, but he was wearing all his Super Bowl rings
after he was kind of pushed out of the league.
Yeah, that's the whole thing, right?
We're not gonna surround Bill Belichick
with other random 20-something-year-old women,
but that's the thing.
Having the young girlfriend right now
is like the crazy thing that he's doing differently,
and he's in commercials, so why not make her a part of it?
That's essentially the brand at this point for him,
is, hey, I'm at 72 years old,
and I'm gonna be like, you've never seen me before.
I, yeah, don't look now.
You've never seen this version before.
Now you get it.
Now we understand.
The part that I would be most interested in,
because we can speculate and talk around something
that is interesting,
but when it comes to career management,
when it comes to people getting advice from the people
they sleep next to because they're the most intimate and love those people the most.
It is something that I would like to hear.
The business meeting strategy where it's explained who's leading whom on what's being decided here on how it is that you go about getting to that commercial. For example,
Ben Affleck wants Bill Belichick in that Duncan commercial. Does Bill Belichick go back to Ben
Affleck and be like, can my girlfriend be in this too? Like I hate that guy, by the way,
you hate that guy. Hey, can my girlfriend come? It's like a buddy. Do you see any other girlfriends
here? It's a boy's thing. What are you doing? The boys up in Canada right now watching puck are not like hey, can I bring my girlfriend along?
No, you never want to be that guy if the boys are gonna be with the boys
You're gonna hang out with the boys if other girls are going then other girls. Thank you
Thank you don't look now though, would you watch a bill Belichick sex tape?
Yeah, absolutely, I mean come on
It's hard to say no right you can't say no wonder what is it like you saw him leaving the thing on the ring camera
And you're like yeah, it was chest a tease. Yeah, surprising. Good looking chest.
Yeah, weird, but not bad.
Better than mine.
Beard dog.
Bad weekend in Miami, we got boat show.
The boat show is a traffic disaster.
Oh my God, Jessica, you seem to have been hurt
by just the mere reference.
Also, Dan, Coconut Grove Art Festival,
best weekend of the year,
but traffic between boat show and art festival. Woof
Stay home. It's a crazy weekend. There's too much going on
There's the boat show here locally the arts festival here locally NBA All-Star game is going on
There's the hockey thing going on the great American races this weekend a lot of things
weekend a lot of things. President's Day, Valentine's Day.
Yeah, too many days.
President's Day. We don't have a show on Monday.
Really? You still have to come in Germany.
You know what I was thinking the other day?
And you guys will judge me.
And I guess Dan, this may be why
you think that I'm weird, right?
So we just invented
days, right? Like someone
the Mayans, the Aztecs, whoever just invented
the calendar invented days, right? Like someone, the Mayans, the Aztecs, whoever, just invented the calendar, invented days, right?
And like if you were going in a circle,
you could just decide a year is 360 days
instead of 365 days,
and you could also break things up into 12 even months
of 30 days each, and then have 360 days,
which would represent like 360 degrees,
so things could go full circle,
rather than 365 with this slightly off,
and then you need to figure out where's the 31,
where's the 30, there's a 28 here, a 29.
It's a knuckle, that's how you know, knuckle.
No, the knuckle thing is real,
but like, why didn't we just decide on 360 days?
Because then when you go full circle, it's 360 degrees,
so January 1st to January 31st, full circle, 360 days.
We were in charge of that.
I think it's because of how long it takes
for the rotation of the Earth, yeah.
Around the sun, yeah.
No, no, no.
Pardon me, but no.
Let my boy cook.
He didn't have an elaboration,
there was no further cooking, it was just no.
He was done with the discussion.
Let me tell you something.
There it is, I knew it was there.
I'm not gonna take a quiz.
Can I tell you something about space science?
Please do.
It's Neil deGrasse Tyson going up,
just making up shit as he goes,
and then everyone's like, wow, you're so smart.
Don't look into him, by the way.
Wow, you're so smart, you know so much about the space
and the cosmos and the this and the that,
and it's like largely speculative.
Neither Grasse Tyson has not traveled
one million light years away from us.
He can look in a telescope, but guess what?
See, the same thing we see.
Remember when someone looked in a telescope
and it was a piece of sausage, a little piece of salami,
and they're like, look, this is planet Neptune XYZP3
in the galaxy XY blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, wow, this is the clearest photo
we've ever seen of them. It's like, nope, it was P, three in the galaxy, X, Y, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, wow, this is the clearest photo we've ever seen of them.
It's like, nope, it was an astronomer's sandwich.
Tricked ya.
That's space science in a nutshell.
I was part of astronomy club.
That I can believe.
It is the nerdiest thing ever.
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Don LeBattard.
All of us who were watching college football
elevated everything the weekend was
because we missed football in general so very much.
You didn't watch the ending of UTEP Jacksonville State.
It was awesome.
Adizzi.
Boom.
Stugatz. Such a lane for you.
Just everything in college football is awesome. Any single thing that happens she gets deliriously
happy about. Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism though? Like I'm envious
of Lucy. Like I wish that I could still be happy. This is the Dan LeBattar Show with the StuGats.
O'Shea, it is nice seeing you again.
It's nice to talk to you again.
It has been a long time.
Thank you for making the time for being on with us.
Dan, it is eight in the morning, man.
All right.
Well, we'll start right there.
He's on the West Coast. And I love watching his work.
I've loved what it is that he's been doing.
And I love your father.
So we will talk about Den of Thieves too in a second.
I enjoyed the first one.
But I want to know what you and your dad
are most likely to argue about most passionately.
Like, what would be the place where you and your dad,
where you'd have to show him, no, I'm an adult now
and this is how I think about this?
Actually, a funny story, the first Dine of Thieves,
there was a situation where, you know,
sometimes when you're on a movie set,
they can just not get to you sometimes.
And in the first Dine of Thieves,
I'm really the twist of the film,
so I kind of am supposed to be under the radar.
And there were a lot of days, consecutive days,
where I'd be on set 11, 12 hours,
and they just never used me.
And, and, one was my first time
in a major motion picture
outside of Straight Outta Cop and I did an indie in between.
But, Den of Thieves is my third movie ever.
And so I remember calling him and I was like,
Dad, like, is this normal?
Like, this is my third day in a row
we've just been here for 12 hours and they haven't used me.
And he goes, just go home.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, just get in the car, go home,
and tell them, call me when you need me.
Said, Dad, that's a real Ice Cube thing to do.
Like, I'm not there yet.
Like, I got to earn my stripes a little bit more.
He was like, no, you don't. Just go home.
But, like, I stayed. I pushed through.
It spayed off.
But sometimes my dad has to know
there's the Ice Cube way of handling things,
but he doesn't know what it's like to be his
son and what that brings and what I got to deal with and how
people think of me and really an ideology that I got to break
and show that I'm my own individual.
O'Shea, I cannot tell you how much it delights me that you
could lecture your father about his privilege.
Because it's just like, bro, you're Ice Cube, dude.
I'm just Ice Cube's kid.
They already think I'm coming to set
with like a posse of 20 people
because they think I'm a rapper,
but like it's just certain things that go into it, man.
I think the last time we talked to you,
I've talked to you about other stuff,
I believe on Highly Questionable,
but it was around when Straight Outta Compton,
the movie was coming out.
Now that you've had the years
and you were trying to respect your father's legacy,
how you grew up and all those things,
what is your biggest takeaway
from what went best about the making of that?
And what would you have liked to have done differently,
if anything, in terms of how it is
that that represented that time
for your father when you were growing up.
Straight out of Compton is always going to have a place in my heart that you know no
matter the passion project or you know whether I'm a part of a new movie legacy that I was
a fan of like when I when I did Obi-Wan Kenobi or when I did Godzilla.
Like, little kid Shay was a fan of those things.
So to be a part of them is a dream come true.
Straight out of Cognizant is different.
That was probably, at the time for sure,
the thing I was most proud of.
Now, 10 years later, there's some things where,
like, as an actor, I'm like,
I could do that scene different. I could have did that a little different.
But I wouldn't change anything about the experience.
It being the 10th anniversary,
I'm trying to put something together
with the other castmates.
You know, we've all grown in our careers,
and it would be cool to sit down with my fellas again
and kind of talk about making straight out of Compton and that experience and how we've
grown from it now.
Who's a better action movie person?
You or your dad?
Well, Jennifer is about to, you know, that's my franchise right now.
So I'm going to say me.
How about comedy?
Oh, you got that on lock right now.
I've done like two comedy movies, but like when you, when you look at things I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna down. I'm only 10 years in, bro, give me some time.
All right, all right, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to badger you.
I have high expectations.
Let's get from O'Shea his top three
action movie franchises of all time.
Let's do it from the reverse to the top,
from bronze, silver, to gold.
I will give you a second to think
by pointing out to the people that den of thieves, too
It was very fun
The first one with Gerard Butler was a lot of fun
And so I imagine it was popular enough that this is the reason that there's a sequel at a time that you know
It's hard to get things a little harder to get things made in Hollywood than it was a little while ago
so your bronze medalist on
action movie franchise of all time is?
Ooh, bronze.
I mean, bronze sounds crazy.
I would just say my third favorite.
But John Wick, John Wick is so cool, dude.
John Wick is just, like, how do you not love Keanu Reeves?
The fourth one upset me.
Those who saw it know why.
I'm not gonna spoil it.
But yeah, like, John Wick, he's just the man.
He makes me wanna play every video game I have
that I can pretend to be John Wick.
So John Wick is for sure in there.
All right, so silver medalist,
you know what's gonna happen here.
You guys bury him when he gets to gold
and then there's someone he forgot.
Everyone get in there and make sure
that he knows who he forgot.
Silver.
Whoa, chill, chill, chill.
All right, number two, I've gotta to go because I caught on to them late because I
Didn't care about the height, but then I watched all of them on like multiple plane rides. I love the Fast and Furious, bro
It's the most
Turn your brain bro watch me work. That's what's one. That's a number one, watch me work, bro.
Watch me work.
That's a number one.
Watch me work, watch me work.
All right, so yeah, I just turn my brain off
and just enjoy the ride.
Tyrese and Ludacris in space, take my money now.
What an evolution for Tyrese and Ludacris, huh?
Like they started as just guys who were their bookies,
really just kinda having street races,
and then all of a sudden they're like scientists
and they're in space and they know how to diffuse
nuclear submarines and everything.
It's quite the evolution.
It's amazing, man.
And then number one, is it bad if I put
the Dine Thieves saga, bro?
Uh, yeah.
I'm promoting the movie.
It just undercuts everything you've said.
We so agree with you. I know, exactly, bro, bro. I'm promoting the movie. It just undercuts everything you've said all the time.
I know, exactly, bro.
Exactly.
But I mean, how do you put the 007s then?
Because do I got to break them up into actors?
Do I got to say the-
I mean, what are you doing with Mission Impossible?
Yes.
Mission Impossible is probably the greatest action franchise
of all time.
Mission Impossible is I got a couple of gaps in there,
so I don't want to put it all there.
I just want to die hard for the first time this year.
So just chill, everybody.
Chill out a little bit.
What?
You've told us now to chill a couple of times.
I'm chill.
And here's what I-
Because the Dan Libertas show goes at your neck, bro.
Here is where, though, I would simply object, okay?
It would be totally fine and exceptionally, like you've learned from your father, you're
really good at this to put den of thieves to at the top is a totally acceptable thing
and you get my producers off your back by saying hey you know fasten the furious
is number two I know you like it so you did a an exceptional promotional thing
that would have made your father proud but when you tell us watch me work watch me work and then you lead us there I feel betrayed by the But when you tell us, watch me work, watch me work, and then you lead us there. I feel betrayed by the end when you go straight promotional and are just that selfish about your own needs.
Don't listen to him, Moshe. You're killing it.
Bro, you know celebrities, bro. We always got to promote. We are scumbags.
No Indiana Jones either, Dan. One of the greatest action franchises of all time.
Wow. No Borg.
What do you mean, ah? Oh, Borgs are cool. Borgs are cool. Exactly. either than one of the greatest action French franchise at the time. No, born.
What do you mean? Oh, borns are cool.
Borns exactly.
Well, Indiana, like, you know, I've caught on to that late too.
Star Wars is all over the place, but you know, I love the Obi-Wan Kenobi series.
That was great.
There's just something about being disavowed by your nation.
You know what I mean?
Like there's nothing like when your nation disavows.
If that's your premise for the movie, I'm watching it.
Dude, it's really, I wish I could let you guys know where we plan to go with this,
with this saga that we mentally prepare for.
You can tell us. No, I can't.
No, you can't. No, I can't.
Christian, are you going to be disavowed?
Just friends here, man.
Are you disavowed by the government?
What do you want to talk about next, Dan?
I put it on the point, please, JujuatLevitared show.
Will Den of Thieves 2 be the greatest action movie ever?
Until Den of Thieves 3.
No, Den of Thieves Saga, bro.
We got big plans, bro.
We got big plans, bro.
We got big plans. The saga. We got big plans, bro. Okay, big plans, bro. We got big plans, bro. We got big plans. We got big plans, bro.
Okay, but I can't do my poll question.
No, you have to add that into the poll.
Okay, yeah, just a moment.
Okay.
Fine, just make all of that the poll
and throw disavowed by the nation at the end.
Your and your father's, that's gonna be a suey laugh.
Let's, your and your father's Lakers
did what they did here recently,
and the reaction in both households was what,
when Luka is all of a sudden a Laker?
Oh, I was actually filming my podcast,
No Contest, there I am right there, good lord.
And I was filming the No Contest Wrestling podcast
when I got the news from my best friend Roman.
But I feel like everybody kind of felt the same.
Number one, I didn't know how to feel
about losing Anthony Davis.
When you have been fighting online with everyone
for about six years on how great Anthony Davis is,
and then he's gone just like that,
just like blowing out a candle, it kind of hurt. But then, you know, you get Luca.
You get Luca for one pick.
And, of course, Max Christie, who's an amazing young player.
It's bittersweet, but I really feel like Luca's
gonna do well out here.
I know for sure he's gonna love it out here.
He's already mentioned the beach.
The dude's having a great time.
He's got six weeks of not playing basketball, so he's got a little bit of rust but I think
we'll be okay and I think we'll be okay for quite a long time. Lakers don't believe in the dark ages.
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I'm going to put you on the spot again to do this rapid fire with you.
Top three Lakers of all time. You begin with the bronze medalist,
the bronze medalist according to O'Shea Jackson is?
Shaquille O'Neal. Got to go Shaquille O'Neal dude.
LeBron James is right there, O'Shea.
Number two.
I know, but like, he got one, dude.
I love Bron, but he got one.
I gotta go Big Shaq.
And they're gonna kill me for this, but I don't care.
Go on to Magic Johnson.
How do you not have a list without Shaq and Magic Johnson?
Not me.
I won't do that.
And then number one, come on, man, you know what it is.
I am a member of the the mama mentality cold whatever you want to call
us bro Kobe Bryant is number one
you only give me three yeah you only me five and they'd be there. What do you want me to do?
How do you do that?
No Kareem in the top three?
No Kareem?
I had no magic.
God had me in there.
Well, like, Shaggy Covey, you're in there, bro.
I can't talk to this man anymore.
Well, we're close to the end of the interview.
You're going to be okay.
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