The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Get Your Nipples In

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

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You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big, sweet, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Right before these microphones came on, you guys didn't see what Stugat was saying or what he was doing, but I'm gonna tell the audio audience

and do it visually for video. Okay, this is what he was doing when I looked over and asked him what, because he was doing this. He's like, you gotta look at, I mean, he's grabbing his belly with both hands. Okay, he's going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh about Mikey. I have a theory on the mystery team. I have a theory. The New York Post is reporting. There's a mystery team that's in play for Bill Bollinger. Shepter also asked this yesterday on ESPN. So mystery team is a is a team that has not yet fired its coach. So we can safely presume, I think, playoff team. Otherwise, why haven't they fired their coach just yet? So out of the playoff teams, everybody's mind goes to Dallas Cowboys. Surely that's the move that Jerry Jones would do, even though he was uncomfortable with the tune of the thing. The clock's kind of ticking on, no, old Jerry.

Get another title, bring in the best coach, Trevor. I can understand why and that's certainly leader in the clubhouse. But what if it's not the Cowboys? Then who is it? Dolphins. Hey, here's my theory. Philadelphia Eagles. Wow. What if it's not the Cowboys? Then who is it? Dolphins. Here's my theory. Philadelphia Eagles.

Yes, Keisha about that. You did, Bell. Why are you doing that? Because Chephther said recently that Cereonia is safe. Yeah. Yeah. An era of mystery around it, wouldn't you say? I think things have fallen apart over there in Philadelphia and they're

also breaking down at the wrong time. If they, if they suffer an embarrassing loss to Tampa, they could say you save all the, that's a, in my mind, that's a dreaded vote of confidence, Stan. Cereani seems like he's out of moves right now and maybe they maximize on what they could do over there. I would not discount the chances of Bill Bellichek and that's just me theorizing. He has one move left, Cereani, winning. That's it. I got another fun one.

Buffalo. I like Buffalo. That is a fun one. Don't you think Bill Bella would want to get out and see the world and finally let this do what's the sound to him? Yeah. Buffalo is also my first guess.

I do like the Cowboys thing though, just because I feel like I'm doing a little bill par cells thing there, you know? do like the Cowboys thing though, just because like I feel like I'm doing a little bill Parcel's thing there, you know. And also the sports media like snake eating its tail takes. If now Balochec wins one without Tom Brady, would be so funny that I am now rooting for that. What if he goes to Tampa? Oh, he's trying to win one with Baker.

He's three team. He's the Tampa Bay Bucks? Stugots has a top five list of coaches in college football who are just waiting around to see how all of the dominoes fall. We'll get to that in a second. But I, and this is pretty common around here as the founder of Metal Arc Media, I tend

to get about half of what I actually want, maybe less. And so, unfortunately, because Jimmy Kimmel's lawyers have stepped in, I cannot have Lewis actually blowing smoke up Tony's ass. I can, however, go out to actual cold where Tony has to serve the punishment of being an actual cold. And I'm told we're ready for that, and he's shirtless, and he's outside, and it's 79 degrees, and that doesn't look like actual cold. Where's the actual cold, Tony? Well, the actual cold is right here, Dan.

If you actually can pan down a little bit, you can see that we have somehow procured a cold plunge. And Mike Fuentes is here. He's going to show you all the ice that went into said cold plunge, about 6 10 pound bags of ice, which by my math is 60 pounds of ice in this tub. I'm not 100% that I fit in this actual tub because it looks pretty small and not that deep. Is this child size cold? It feels like it's child size, it's about to my thigh, so I don't know how far I'm going

to have to crouch down in here. I was listening to you earlier, Billy's a dork, and I'm ready to have to crouch down in here. I was listening to you earlier, Billy's a dork, and I'm ready, Dan. Okay, is it ice and water or just ice? Is it cold water? It's ice and water. Obviously we have to fill it and then get put the ice in. Okay, so your red ice has melted, but the water's cold.

Tony, you look great, but last night, pasta night? I mean, oh no. Hey,'s on a founder too. Just saying yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no, it was. It was. Body shaming. What are you doing? I'm justifying him like I want to work on the core tone. I mean oh no. Yeah. Oh no. You're there's going to be a hurry situation. I mean you're Billy telling that to Stugotson is you you already so you can just keep on moving Also, that is the come out that you stood off that is

Take your skirt off. Oh, he'll do it That is one of the greatest threats I've ever heard and by the way the back row got scared of it I did the back row didn't know where we got set in. Come on. Come out here and take your shirt off coward is one of the weakest and greatest threats I have ever heard. All right, get in there, Tony. Get in there and you're going to give your top five football observations while in the

cold tub. All right, go ahead. This is these are on these are always unpleasant. These are cold tub. All right, go ahead. This is, these are always unpleasant. These, uh, old tub stings not the observations. Well, gotta set the mic stand up here. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Fwentus will do anything to get on air.

Be harmful to think, fell in the water and electrocuted him. That's, we're safe, right? If that happens. I don't think so. Probably pull that a lot of you could hit him. That's, we're safe, right? If that happens. I don't think so. I probably pull that thing. The lawyers would be horrible. The lawyers were too busy vetting whether we could blow smoke up someone's ass against their own like, oh, this is bad.

I don't fit. So we'll start there. I don't fit. You got to get the nips from me. You got to get the nips from me. I can't go any further. How cold has the feel? I, it's really cold to get the water's going every I can't go any further how cold has the feel I It's it's really cold and there's water everywhere. Let's try to go show their over there. Let's try to go shoulder

Did you get it hold on guys like I can't get any put your knees in front of you like sit now, but this is my Tony I understand but what I need you to do this is all I need you to do okay I need you to bend forward oh thank you bend forward so that your nipples are actually touching the water because I really want to see his nipples no I want him to get cold and then I need to see him again so go down wait a zoom in on the nipples hold on I'm gonna give I'm gonna to zoom in on the nipples. Hold on, I'm going to give my phone to Mike so I can do that. Hold on, give me some good words. It looks close. Those could cut your glass right there. This is like rubber, like a, like my bad, I can't talk right now.

It looks like we're recreating the vase bit. It's not too sturdy. Get those nipples in there. Come on. There we go. That's a shame. Now, I'm in a doubt. Like a coaching carousel. Sumo right now. We woke those things up. Do you want to do the coaching carousel with him?

There's a lot going on. Wake up call. That was good. Oh, L.I. Are we going? We're starting with number five, Tony. Starting with number five, guys, I've already spoken to my sources. And when you talked about new bell check in the mystery team, that's all just smoked that Lewis is blowing up my ass we'll start with number five let's see if I can get a little lower here without the water falling out I'm not sure how cold that actually it looks like there's not a lot of ice in there like over here take your shirt off

just get in the bag. It says it's but it says it's negative zero It's ladies really that's cool. All right number five Bellachek Cook cousins Atlanta collision course. Oh wow. Where's that where's that hand going? What are you doing with that hand right now dude? Sounds like a mic got what to be done trust me and this one did too Sounds like a mic got what? And this one did too. What's going on down there?

I can see if I can get a shoulder down. Oh my god! I'm again in the door. It's your hand trembling. It seems like your hand is trembling a little bit. Number four. Yeah, it's the water is freezing. Uh, four.

Here's what makes it going to help me there. There we go, out of boy. Thank you. Number four, Joe Flacco. Keeping an eye on Baltimore The revenge game is loading now the showers dripping on me too the showers cool. I Don't understand what that observation was We're with his left hand Joe Flacco is keeping an eye on Baltimore Well, he's doing right now because they beat the Texans and all the other teams that are the lower seeds a loose

Joe Flacco would be heading to Baltimore with the Browns, formerly the Baltimore team. Like a lot of stuff to be done there. So Joe Flacco's just keeping an eye on Baltimore. So he's looking ahead. He should have his eye on the Texans right now. Well, but his point. And I on the Texans want to be on Baltimore. His point is that it is possible that the Ravens have to face a team they already lost to back

when Cleveland didn't even have Joe Flaack up, right? The Cleveland beat Baltimore, that defense can beat anybody. What's number three? Number three, I'm going to see if I can get both hands in here guys. I'm like, it's going to be holding. Yeah, all right. It's getting moving. Well, okay. Mike's going to be holding the phone for me. All right, number three, Dano, the poetic justice of Matthew Stafford, breaking the lions after they broke his body for 12 years is chef's kiss.

Yeah, that would be good. Sorry. I'm expecting that. Should I be, which guys, which way do you guys think that game is gonna go? Like I'm expecting the Rams to surprise the Lions Am I am I lonely here is the rest of the group? I don't think you're alone. I like the Rams as well. I think most people are expecting the Rams to beat the Lions Well, they're not I favor hearing Williams

With hearing Williams with Kyron staffer with Pupin Akua and with Cooper Cup They're like six and two in the average, like almost 500 yards of game with the offense. It makes a pretty giant difference, right? We saw Super Bowl with them that they got held with three points when they didn't have Gurley. Williams makes an enormous difference. And so does obviously Cooper Cup. Number two.

Number two, Dano, I hate to say it as the Eagles evangelist of the show and ticket holder for their Super Bowl odds. But the Eagles are on upset alert. Baker had a pot. If you look at a Google picture of Baker at practice, you would see in his sweatpants, he's got a packet of zins. Just wait, because he's got a little dip in during practice.

The vibes are up in Tampa. Watch out for an Eagles upset. Tampa's just on one right now. Oh, wow, he's screwed a video from the ice tub. Awkwardly, I would say. Take a look. Take a look. I didn't know if we had the picture.

Yes, he's got a 10. Yes, I think. Is that a 10 in his bag either? Little zinnie's in. Little zinnie's in for the boys. Little zinbob ways. Number one. Little zinniezans then for the boys. Little zinniezans then for the boys. Little zinniezans for the boys. Little zinniezans. The legacy is on the line right now because you know what, it's negative 30 degrees. Your why receivers aren't great, even though I like rice. Travis Kelsey may be over the hill,

not 100% sure. Matt and Maggie for sure sucks. Everything is against you right now. Okay. You need to step up and do what you were paid to do, which is win this game in negative 30. This is a Patrick Mahomes legacy game right now. He doesn't do it now. I don't care about the two bulls that he won. He's got to do it right now. Be the quarterback that's the best in the league right now. Negative 30. So all the cinder block, make things happen. Run, score touchdowns, beat the dolphins, then go do it somewhere else. That's what you got to do right now. Patrick Behoam's legacy. Those two people that just walked by have to be thinking what is going on. They were laughing from the take, you mean, right?

Not just from the take. I thought he was setting up to pick the dolphins there. So did I. I got up to celebrate it. That quack thing. This is a legacy game from home. This is coming from the guy who thought the Egyptians had wife or the ancient Egyptians had wife. I that's the worst thing you've ever said, Tony.

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Stugats! Here it is, number two. Wait, what? Wait, say that again. Please put that on the poll. This is the Don Lebertard Show with this two-gat. You'll notice that I said outside because this week has been, how do I phrase this delicately the worst, the literal worst? We applied for the wrong match from championship game

for credentials, the wrong one. Completely different game, different level of football. I don't even think we got a proof of that one either. So we don't have credentials for this game. So you guys bought me tickets, which is so nice, I'm so grateful, thank you. But my lovely photographer Rose did not get a ticket and there's a Michigan fan here

Who's just been filming me the whole time while I'm having a breakdown And when we flew here, I sat next to a kid on the plane wearing Connor Sally and his t-shirt that vomited the whole time And then when we landed I had to connect because apparently you can't get a direct flight from LA to Houston. Up and we connected, we realized that the hotel that we were supposed to stay in did not exist. So since we cannot get into the tailgate, which is where everyone is, literally everyone is in there except for us. Rose has been standing over the ledge trying to film like kind of like a little creeper and that's okay. Does anybody want to talk to us?

No, they're going on the tailgate too that we're not allowed. This is us having fun at the tailgate with all of our friends. They're up, they're back there. Your other questions, I would have asked Washington fans. Should this count as a big 10 national championship or a national championship for the pack 12? This is the final pack 12 win. This will be a big 10 national championship or a national championship for the pack 12. This is the final pack 12 win. This will be a quick one. That's really bad.

I have to pee in normal amounts. Yeah, last one. Oh, no word about it. Nice. Now, to Michigan fans, I was going to keep the Washington head on because I don't care. And it was going to be like, did you even go to Michigan? And the answer would have been no. I'm a University of Washington fan all day long. Then why don't you have any Washington stuff on?

I just want to be able in case they lose. I want to be a stack like I can appreciate the blue Marines. I'm Lucy. What's your name? Hi Derek. Nice to meet you. Great. Go Huskers. Yeah, go dogs. All right, go ahead and keep the dream alive. Okay. I'll keep the dream alive. All I want is to get inside. And no tailgates, then you want to talk to him? You can be on it if you want. They don't. They don't want to be on the show. Right now, I don't want to be on the show I'm being honest.

It's a f***ing. So Rose is going to yell out a situation and then I will act accordingly if this situation were to happen. Washington touched that. Oh my god I'm watching this court of action. I hate myself. You're going to stress your team's errors. Yeah, knew that was going to happen. Losers, no losers. Can't do shit again. Jesus would have been a walk on it best. Do you think Jesus could get his into the tailgate?

I've been pretend to be unbiased. Cheathead, they stole those signs. What are you? We'll switch. We'll switch. I'll interview you. Oh, that's me and Lucy behind the camera. Are you gonna do during the game?

Since you can't get in and we can't go to the tailgate. I'm gonna walk and I'm gonna think, oh, who might have done this? I don't know. You guys are probably wondering, how could this tailgate experience get any worse? How? How could this video get any worse? It started to rain. It's raining now.

I hope it's funny to everybody. Everyone's ha ha hilarious. It's not that funny to me and we skipped a good part. Now go. I got nothing. Alright. Dan, still. That is the end of the 2023 college football season and I feel terrible. Couldn't feel terrible.

Couldn't feel worse. I don't know what my personality is anymore. I don't really know what my job is anymore. I don't really know what the meaning of life is anymore. And I cannot think of a worse way for this season to end and this stupid trip. This trip sucked so bad. And Washington, I was rooting for him so much. You know why?

I was rooting, I was rooting. Cause they were Iowa. And I just watched a stupid Iowa game. And now what? Now what? Oh, I know now what? It's pouring rain and hailing and there's thunderstorms and lightning everywhere.

We should probably not be outside filming. Dan, do you remember how I was like, I'll let you know if things get worse? This whole city is covered in mud and I ruined my new shoes. I ruined my new shoes. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. If you want more from Lucy's trip to Houston

for the National Trains music game, check out Gen C of B today for a full behind the scenes interview, the scoop after the scoop from Jeremy Tashay. Derek is a Zadi. I said it. Yeah from Jeremy Tashay. Derek is a Zadi. I said it. Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

Yeah. A little something. Metal arc needs a refund on Lucy's coverage from the National Championship game. I don't understand how we got credentials for the wrong National Championship game or how we couldn't get in a hotel that exists. Among the things coming up in today's offering, it's

not just a Gen CFB formerly foot girls. Foot! Foot! Foot! No foot! Also, we've got a little bit of a sprinkle of hockey with Roy, a sprinkle of Pablo, and Tomahawk is making an appearance in today's offerings with Andrew Hawkins. He's been doing a great job with Joe Thomas on Tomahawk and Ju-ju and an assortment of others. Dan, on the television side, you're also going to an interview that we had with Pedro Martinez yesterday talking about

the Ceddi de Garibay. Yeah. Really? How'd that go? It went well. It was nice. We asked about Balochek. We asked about Balochek, what do you think about Balochek? Leave him, Brady. We are getting some tweets from people who are writing in. I've gotten a sort of these, but one person wrote in that they were offered a free ticket

to the Kansas City Dolphin Playoff game tomorrow. They turned it down and then were told that they were the sixth person to be asked, who had turned it down. What are the cheapest tickets that you can get to this playoff game? Because I saw lower numbers than I've ever seen for an NFL playoff game. And as I mentioned, Stugots,

the AFC Championship game, the last five years have been in Kansas City. How do you develop fan bases? How do you develop allegiances? You develop them with winning. Yes. And they've been doing more of it the last five years than anybody, correct?

They've been the thing that looks the most like winning in that sport the last five years. I can't believe how low the tickets are, but of course it's all temperature related. Yeah, it was earlier this morning, the cheapest lower bowl I saw was 77. That's down to 57. You can get in the upper deck for $40. It is crazy how cheap these tickets are. And I guess also not surprising, right?

Without context, yes, how do you, I don't even know what's the other situation I could say to you that I could give you that the Kansas City Chiefs would play a playoff game that would have tickets that low. NFL tickets are extraordinarily expensive. I think the Buffalo Pittsburgh game also might have some nasty lake effect weather on Sunday. So we're in for a cozy time watching from our couches. I believe it is soup season again. It's been a while now that the game is better at home than it is at the stadium.

It's been a while at home. You don't have to deal with parking issues. You don't have to deal with parking issues. You don't have to deal with weather issues. You don't have to deal with your attention span needing more games because you don't want to be just watching one anymore. It's been a fascinating evolution to see. Yeah, but standalone games. For me, when I attend a football game live, I feel like I'm missing out on all the other games. But a standalone game. I love going to football games. College

a little bit more than pros, but you get a big time feel on a pro football game on a standalone primetime assignment. That's great. It's a great atmosphere. Now, I don't know if it's good. Great. That is not going to be great. Minus third, but it is arrowhead. Are we sure that it's going to be full because Jessica and Kugler were talking in the eating area and Jessica Kugler was saying that Kansas City specifically, the windshield that slices through you there, it feels like almost a different kind of cold.

And I put it on the pole as well, Juju, have you ever been in negative 30 windshield? Because I have not, that is not whether I have experienced. I've experienced it many times. Well, Jude, have you ever been in negative 30 windchill? Because I have not. That is not whether I have experienced it. I've experienced it many times. It is so cold. I actually, like all jokes aside, not trying to do like a, I'm from the Midwest, I can tolerate

cold bit here. I do feel bad for people that have to work at this game that don't have any sort of option to watch it from home. I mean, that is just absolutely miserable. There's no amount of layering you can do to not feel the biting wind in the cold on your face that's going to give you frostbite in like two seconds. Can you guys imagine, though, that given that the fan base is going to be in that kind of cold, given that you can't really do anything in terms of motion to warm yourself up. Would you not be led to assume that the atmosphere in that place is going to be easier to win

in than any atmosphere they've ever had, not the actual temperature weather related atmosphere. That's going to be difficult. Yes, I'm talking about the way the fans look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. They've already made the commitment to be out there. They're not going to all of a sudden be out there and decide, I'm not going to have a great time. I feel like if we were the chiefs fans and this is what we're used to, we would be happy about

this. Like this is our, like we're used to this. These Miami people like bring on the course. I do feel like questioning what is my consensus, one of the best fan bases in all of pro football is to whether or not they'd show up is a is a take too far. Chris, no one is used to this. It's the third coldest game ever. And there's as used to it as anyone. Most of the people at the first one are no longer alive. So what you get to zero though, like, come on, how much colder can it possibly

get? But are you saying they died because of the weather? I mean, what are you not saying? I'm saying that the game was in 1962. The dolphins have revealed their playoff uniforms for the game. They're going to go white tops and they're going to go aqua pants, white helmets, obviously. Now, here's where they're airing because I used to do this all the time in Madden and in NCAA college football. You set the temperature all the way to cold, you set snow storm and then you go all white. Yep. And then you're constantly losing the people on offense all the time or you lose them on defense. I don't think it's going to snow. Wait, it's a negative 30th snowing. Okay. I hate to tell you there's going to

be snow. It's not snowing usually. It's snow. I'm telling you, wouldn't it snow freeze at that one? It's those frozen. I mean, like, I would be like, I can see you sick out. You mentioned NCAA football, which is supposed allegedly dropping this summer. Come out already enough of this shit. Come out already, enough of this shit. Come out or don't come out. I'm tired of hearing that they're going to come out again. So, out or don't. So, there was a hot rumor because people had reported on this that there was going to

be an EA college football commercial for the video game, which is making it allegedly grand return to much fanfare. Everyone's super excited. And it was a large complaint throughout the game. Where's the commercial? Where's the commercial? I was at a point just watching for the commercial. It never dropped.

And now I'm worried this game is good. It's good that the same thing's gonna happen that happened last year. We're supposed to come out last year. They're just gonna say, eh, because college football, it's impossible to make a video game around the portal, I guess. And NIL, how do you do that?

It's a bummer. You seem really mad. I'm hugely upset. We all share the same sentiment. If it comes out, I'll do a 24-hour livestream playing the game. I've been bracing my wife for three years. That look, you have me. I'm gonna play video games.

My wife hates it when I play video games. I'm not gonna play video games from now until NCAA drops. But when that thing drops, you're gonna lose me for a good six months. I saw Ty Riek say about this cold game that he's wearing short sleeves just because he doesn't want the optics of the other teams. It shows weakness if you don't wear short sleeves. I love it.

He's like, he told all the guys, hey, I know it's cold, you got to go short sleeves or else I think it's going to show weakness. He's used to that weather. He's been there. Mike McDaniel's committed to showing his ankles. Good call. I would wet myself and then it would freeze on my leg. Don Lebatard. Listen, it could be Julius Randall's building.

Have a look at that. The Mecca. Mars Julius. The Mecca. Spugats. Steve Martin was a prop comment. You said that. I said it two seconds earlier than you.

This is the Dalé Batar Show with the Spugats. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Coldest weather I've ever faced was negative 40 in South Bend, and we got a snow day only because the county suspended all transportation for 48 hours, including emergency vehicles. So you were not allowed to go outside. So only reason they gave us a effing snow day at Notre Dame.

They can do that. We're not allowed to go outside. Yeah, we're safe. Did the police say, hey, I don't know, I didn't leave my house. I made the mistake actually of going to a darti because we found out it was a snow day. And then like the curfew started at like noon or like two o'clock

or something. You have to be home by two because otherwise no vehicles on the road. So I got really drunk at home. Threw up had no food for like two days. It was too late to go back out and go shop and couldn't order anything in. And I just was hungover and felt like crap for both days.

So you get down to the 40s next week down here. What? Waiter serious, I don't believe you. Look at the Apple weather app, 47. It's kind of cold today. It's like 70, no it's not today. It's human today. Let me tell you something, El Nino, we got beef.

This is terrible, awful winter, awful. It just wet. I feel like I'm living in London without the cool breeze. It's just terrible. Treadful weather. Goddamn, El Nino. Hate you. Forties is as cold as it's been here period. And the rest of the country listening to this is laughing about our winter and weather. They would so take the forties right now. Anybody out there would take the forties. I've got a couple of non sports things I wanted to throw your guys this way. The Cat Williams interview obviously is a global sensation. It has been

amazing and fun to watch all that that has caused. And one of the things to got off the beaten path that I noticed that I thought was interesting because we've talked before about Joe Rogan is the new Johnny Carson in terms of breaking comics. Okay, making comics be a lot more popular because he endorses them. He is starting a comic economy in Austin where he has moved. He's got a comedy club and he makes these guys really famous and there's a giant YouTube economy. I read, I found this hard to believe actually, really hard to believe. I read that Tom Sigerra and Bert Kreischer

make more from their podcast and YouTube than they do from touring, which I thought was nuts because, I mean, Kreischer sells out arenas. And so I thought those numbers were crazy, but this is what I wanted to tie to the cat Williams thing that sort of, because everything else was so loud, I thought it was interesting that this somehow escaped

attention, obviously, Stugat. There doesn't appear to be a comic on Earth who wants to go back at cat Williams. He's got the credentials, he has done the grind, everyone admires, even though he's a bit crazy, everyone admires how he has earned his way in comedy. He has done it the hardest way. He has done it for many years. He has so many credentials that everyone's afraid of him. But this is what I found most interesting, not most interesting

about the entirety of the interview, but this part of it as it relates to Joe Rogan. And you're going to have to forgive me because I don't know the comics specifically that Kat Williams is talking about when he says that the comics that Rogan has given a platform to who have gotten big, they're not funny is what he says. And I don't know if he's talking about Christchurch, Sakura. I don't know if he's talking about Andrew Schultz. I don't know. Shane Gillis. I don't know. I's talking about Christchurch, the cura, I don't know if he's talking about Andrew Schultz. I don't know. Shane Gillis. I don't know. I mean, there are six or seven guys that he's talking about.

And none of them have con. Who's the one I'm sorry for? Give my ignorance here. Vaughn. Theo Vaughn. Theo Vaughn. Yes. These are all white guys, correct?

They're all white guys. The ones that you were at, old off, yes. Are there, and I'm asking out of ignorance because I just thought something was interesting that happened here with cat Williams as it related to this. This is an ignorant question. I do not know the answer. I don't know enough about what I'm talking about. Has Joe Rogan helped a comic who isn't a white male, explode onto the scene because

Sakura's fans have turned on him. The money has changed and he's not working up nearly hard enough. He's spread way too thin and people have noticed that he is grabbing it money and that he's been sort of changed. He does get comedians of minorities and it's like Joey Diaz has been on there. Shepelle is guessing on there. Not that shepelle needs the Joe Rogan ball. No, I'm talking about it.

Now you see, comics he's invented that cat Williams doesn't need it. The only reason I'm bringing it up is because this is the consideration I have, not a lot of people know this, but cat Williams did this same thing with Jermel Hill on her podcast earlier.

Same thing. And not only did he do it, he came in and was very meticulous about doing it. Came in with a briefcase was super prepared because he is prepared. And he was trying to help Jamal Hill's podcast. And I assure you, he was trying to help Shannon Sharpe's. Shannon Sharpe has had a lot of black comedians on. And I just thought interesting that the Rogan comics, it appears to me, spent a lot of time, the ones I saw and heard from, spent a lot of time talking about all the things Cat Williams said,

except that they were not funny. They didn't come back on Cat Williams on, you guys aren't funny. That one seemed to have been a little. Yes I am. That's how that goes. Well, but I'm just, it's not a back and forth you want to be in on especially if you're stirred off.

Yeah. It's not, it's kind of lame. Like just set the entertainer's selfie mode video. I assure you I am funny. It's not like you almost proved the point when you video. I assure you, I am funny. And this is not like you almost prove the point when you go as far as like, wait a second, you said I'm not funny. I got a moment to pick with you there, pal. Also, are you alleging the Joe Rogan Gators to a primarily white audience? I would never alleged such a thing. I prefaced it with a bunch of ignorance on the front end.

And I think that is the right way to label it ignorance because you're not, I think the your relationship with Joe Rogan's content is whatever leaks out on social media and clips like you're not listening, we can and we can neither am I by the way. I would say that a number of things I am, I have just gotten to talk about Bema. I got to talk about Bama. I got to candid it. He's one in Alabama. In different fields. Senator Tommy. Topperville.

You didn't think we knew who you were talking about. I was blood national title. I wasn't sure. Really stick a dog in. I wanted to ask you guys as I was talking about YouTube, I don't know if... Picture, if you will. Senator, and coach, same time. Oh, it's electric. I don't know if you guys have had a national champion with holding bonuses from military families.

If you had a similar experience with YouTube as I have, because my viewing habits have changed some. And I just recently noticed, do you guys, and this was an odd thing to notice, right? Because you know, and I've talked probably at nauseam to the audience at this point about, how my last two years have had just an enormous amount of sadness in them that I'm not used to, but I'm starting to sort of try to come out of it in a way that

feels a little different. And I just noticed recently with my viewing habit something that's happening that I'm wondering if it's happening with others. The YouTube algorithm is so sharp that it's clear that I am being manipulated in the way that they are able to get me to go from place to place because they keep putting things in front of me That are things that I would want and it hadn't dawned on me This was something that I wasn't aware of I fancy myself somewhat self-aware. I was getting sad Again and again when I wasn't sad before

again and again, when I wasn't sad before, by some of the, I guess, addictive rummaging that happens when I'm feeling manipulated by the algorithm. And when I think about the differences in this country and where the echo chambers are, and as we talk about Joe Rogan and stuff, it made me wonder if the viewing habits of people who have disconnected from the mainstream or such, that what's happening in America with the divisions is such that the algorithms, this is one of the reasons I fear artificial intelligence so much, that the algorithms are getting so sophisticated that they can give you everything you want catered to your needs technologically all the time

creating sadness everywhere like what I'm telling you I'm feeling because I feel manipulated by the way the algorithm can take me wherever it wants. You think too much, you get said too often. I mean, I just go on YouTube, I click on a video, I watch it, if some other videos pop up, I click on those, if I don't want to watch them, I don't watch them, I mean algorithms. I'm just going to YouTube, man. I'm checking out videos. I've got grateful dead video.

You know you have an algorithm. You're acting like, I don't have one of those. I don't know. I mean, I don't even know what it is. From November, you're going for Donald Trump, you don't know what happened. It's why you see dead videos, because you like those. Right.

And you're algorithm. Whenever I open YouTube up, I'm seeing the ultimate warrior get poisoned by Papa Shango. Yeah, but none of it makes me think. It doesn't make me sad. I don't get depressed. I'm with you. I just scrolled the next video. And if you don't, and if you want to change your algorithm,

scroll quick. If you see something pop up, get out of there quick. I don't want this. Do you guys feel manipulated by your devices or not? Manipulated by the algorithms? But I get it back. I literally do what I just said. Like, if I don't want something, I scroll really fast back.

I get out of my life. I do, especially when I spend $80 on a buttery soft silk shirt that ends up being a crop top. That happened to me. I was, I was for sure. I'm like, you can't dry on gills. That's the thing. You can't dry on these reviews. Buttery soft.

You know what? Let me go up a size because I've been burned before by these. Comes in, I see the address, and I know how long the shipping took. I'm like, ah, no. Sure shit, $80 crop top. Dan, funny, funny you mentioned about the algorithm and the AI and the division in the country.

Like, I was listening to a Rogan episode with a community. I don't remember who it was, and he said the exact same thing. Oh, look, Papa Shango's poisoning ultimate warrior right now. And I say, if anyone gets me every time. And then they put him on a stretcher, and he starts throwing up on the people of them in tune. And he's like, great, and it's a lot of throw up. Man, Papa Shango, you know that's the Godfather who did the whole train? What?

Yeah, that's who Papa Shango was. What's your reaction, Dan? When you start getting, when you feel like, let's say you're in your bed shirtless scrolling. No, I'm noticing it afterward, by the way. After I'm done, I've noticing it afterward, by the way. After I'm done, I've been sucked into a 90 minute hole of things that I didn't necessarily want to be doing. That's when I feel.

I just like the visual of you feel like you're being algorithmed and you're just like, scroll, scroll. And you're just like, wait a second, I know what you're just like, no. Can we go PIP and Ultimate Warrior getting poisoned by Papa Shango and Curse? I did feel a little manipulated by the algorithm on Amazon when I thought I was buying an autobox the other day and then the package came and it was a brand called Suckles.

Yeah. Put it on the poll, please, that Lebitar Show. Do you feel like you're being manipulated by the YouTube algorithms also put up there is algorithm, the only kind of rhythm that Dan has time now I look published on the phone no no the nurse Time now for the top five college football coaches are waiting to see How all the dominoes fall in college football coaching. Yes number five. Well,, I have O. L. I. Here. Oh, a lie. Mario, crystal ball. Really? These are coaches that are waiting for Domino's

to fall. I just want to have the top five coaches in college who are waiting to see how the Domino's all of them. All of them. I might be number one because of the players entering the moral. Then these coaches are not taking any of those jobs if all the dominoes have fallen. No, you're just waiting to see you're at like, you know, with school, like you're on the rehab tour, you're at a school that's not a powerhouse. You want to get back to being at a powerhouse. We do have an important thing. We do have an important Alabama job search update.

Number one, I've done some reporting and I found out that Mike Norville at last night was the man to beat. However, Caitlin DeBore canceled a scheduled a scheduled radio appearance that was supposed to be in studios. Whoa. More on the story as it develops. I feel like that could go either way. You might not want to talk about it.

No consequences, by the way, to FSU at all. Had the great season. I did a bunch of illegal stuff. Doesn't matter. Still a while. I or five. Good God. No, still a while., Dan. Tom Herman.

Ed coach at FAU. He is just waiting to see how the dominoes fall. You just mean like the first domino, right? Just dominoes. He needs like two or three to fall. Yeah. Once they all fall, you guys, then there's no more dominoes to fall. We'll see. No, no, no. Tom, we'll see. If Tom Herman's on this list, every coach is on this list. Well, we'll see. It's my last. No, no. Herman, Herman is like the second tier of dominos. Like the first couple of dominos fall and then Herman swoops in

and takes one of the vacancies caused by the dominos falling. You realize the dominos already started falling like a month and a half ago because there's already been some new hires. Yes, but these coaches need to wait to see how all the dominoes fall. Just some of the dominoes have fallen so far, but if they all fall, then they're, they're game on the internet. Some of the dominoes. So these coaches are not up for the big jobs these coaches are for the secondary. What is this list? These are coaches at, you

know, schools, but they want to get back to being big time coaches at big time programs. That's what the list is. We've done some odd top fives. This is up there. Oh, hello, Trent Dilfer. UAD, you know he wants to be the coach in Alabama. You do. How stone were you when you thought of this?

So high. Number five. Mani Diaz. Just got a job. I need you. Okay, he took a chop at that pole. That's a good point job. He took a job at Temple. That's a good point. I'm gonna get out of here.

Number four. You know what happened? He took the job at Temple. More Domino's fell. The Miami Domino fell and he came back to U.M. How about that? That's what I'm talking about. I'm gonna do that to do the Miami Domino's.

Miami Domino was still up. It fall and it's even more than leaving to Biva. Miami, Dominos. Miami, Dominos was still up. It didn't fall. It needs to be more than. Leave it to Biva, reruns. Number four, you freeze. He swallowed the H and just made it. You freeze, which is what I'm gonna say to everyone in Kansas City this weekend.

You freeze. That was me upstairs. There is some weird things happening in an Auburn. A lot of coaches departing that staff this morning. And now we're talking. Number three, Matt Roll Nebraska. We just got there. No one wants to stay in Nebraska, Dan.

Nobody except Tom Osborne. So much vomit. He just flipped a quarterback. Number two, we've jobs in a minute. Will Mushchip. DC at Georgia, you know he's that satisfied with being a D.C. dominoes. Well, Mike is roaring at the road war at the ultimate warrior. Just getting bombarded on.

Number one, just Melzaj. Just wanted to say the names of coaches.