The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Greg Cote Does NOT Wash His Hair with Dog Shit

Episode Date: January 16, 2024

Greg takes us through his newfound rivalry with Uncle Dick before discussing Tracy Kelce, Tony says the Eagles NEED to fire Nick Sirianni, and we don't THINK Stugotz is racist. Then, Lucy cold-shames the group, Stone Cold Steve Austin takes a cold plunge, and Greg Cote washes his hair in the pool...any maybe some dog shit. Plus, Lucy shares the story of her trip to an estate sale this past weekend, Greg has a take on Nick Saban's retirement, and the crew debates the more difficult job between NCAA Head Football Coach and POTUS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And now here's the marching band to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Mike Ryan, you just saw a crestfallen Greg Cody who is pretty fed up with our hard network outs. And we had one of the funnier ones we've ever had last week where we spent the whole segment with Greg Cody's back in my day music behind us. He oblivious per usual didn't realize that he'd been talking for 12 minutes and 20 seconds and then started his back in my day. We clipped him with the hard network out and Mike sure a comedy writer who has written some of the best comedies on television in the last 15 years, texted me and Mike asking, that was a bit, right? You guys did that comedically on purpose, right? And Mike Ryan said, nope, I was actually very

disappointed at how mad Greg Cody got afterward. Didn't think any of it was funny, thinks his back in my day should be respected even though he writes one every four months, even though it's supposed to be a weekly segment. And got legitimately upset by it. Greg Cody, what? I mean, it says who? It's a, I consider it to be a monthly thing now. You know, it's a month. Once a month, fair, here it monthly thing now, you know, it's a month once a month fair here

It comes yep, you know, mm-hmm. That's his objection. I'm with you. Yeah Yeah, you know, I mean you had the the holiday week. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, right What's months a month says who though was something you were doing weekly? It's like at one time right and then you run out of back In my day ideas because you've done them all here I'll give you one air tags. Yeah, I've heard about air tags. I had to look up what they are pedals on garbage cans who Pedals on a barbed can. Oh, you haven't heard that album. It's fire Who's it's such an old way to do that? Who won?

That's something his mom used to say to him and I after we would return from golf. Right. Who won? Christopher would always beat me by 30 strokes and my mother would go, who won? She's dead. No, she is.

Thank God. Thank God as Greg Cody said earlier. Thank God his parents are dead. Well, I met in the context that they're not here to see my brother and I bickering. By the way, a quick story about Angledig. When we were talking about Tracey and what's his name? Tracey Kelsey?

Travis Galvin. Let him find out. No, Travis and the other one. The other Jason. No, no, no, no. Sorry. Travis and Jason. Yeah.

Jason Kelsey. Tracy here. Tracy here. When my brother, I was putting the two names together. Jason and I. That's where you got it from, Chris. My brother, Uncle Dick, nine years older than me, at 1440, breaks, intentionally breaks

the cover of my stratomatic game. The rectangular cardboard cover, he intentionally breaks it. Okay, I was next to tears. I'm 11 or 12 at the time. Uncle Dick was prone to napping. So, about an hour after breaking my thing and refusing to apologize, he's in the middle of a nap.

Okay, I spirit away into the garage. Like in an empty Maxwell House blue coffee can with a lid on it with a plastic. I can't tell you how great the details in this story. I feel transported back to the 1960s. Into that coffee can, quietly in another part of the house, I put about 20 or 30 pennies from a penny roll. Okay, the can has a lid on it.

I go to Uncle Dickix head in the throws of a beautiful nap, sound asleep, and I suddenly violently shake that coffee can and startle him awake. And that was my revenge because it was a beautiful thing. All of a sudden I felt like I will sacrifice that stratomatic cardboard cover for the joy I get and for the anger I see in my brother. You think he'd remember that? Yes, oh yeah. Who won? I bet he would.

Who won? I won that one, I guarantee you. I think I can think, would remember that, doesn't matter of fact. You got him, I mean. I did that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Unless I'm making up the whole thing,

which I'm not. I mean, what? No, no, unless I hope you are. Unless I'm making up the whole thing which I'm not I mean what no no unless I hope you are unless I'm making it up in my mind because it's over the years It's it's grown into something that I think actually happened and about eighty five percent sure it really question yourself Can we ask Uncle Dick or is it too late? No, you could ask him. I don't care. Okay Hmm. I want to show some video here of Nick Sireoni, the last time they were any good back when he was more confident because I'm legitimately stunned that I am talking about the possibility that this person might be fired.

I mean, the equals have been really good the last three years and they were 10 and one a month ago. Like, it wasn't that long ago that this team had the best record in the NFL and he's running off of the Chiefs field. And this is one of the reasons that Stugat says he wanted to see the Chiefs. And this is what Nick Seriani did running off of the field. Hey, I'm here to get more Chiefs minutes.

I'm here to get more Chiefs. I'm here to get more Chiefs. and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and

and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and in your last seven games, you can look at the game between the bills and the Eagles when it went to, when it's over time. I think the Eagles were 10 and one at that point and the bills, I don't know what ended up

with the same record. You go to Tampa and you lose. I know no AJ Brown, I get all that stuff, but you were exposed as a coach, you lost the locker room, he's got to go. You say he lost the locker room though, but AJ Brown was interviewed recently and actually caped up for Nick Sireani saying that Nick Sireani bought a lot in that locker room by taking the blame for something that went sideways at the end of the game

when it was on improvisational receivers. I'm on the guy said the same Tony. But also AJ Brown took off all the eagle stuff from his IG. So what are you reading to that? Did you see Lori, though, in that sweet, late in that game? Lori.

Lori, whatever. You saw him. He looked pissed. That looked like, like, they usually look pissed in that situation, buturia. Luria. Luria. Luria. Luria. You saw him. He looked pissed. He was.

That looked like a guy that was going to fire someone. There are betting odds on Eagles next coach. I kid you not. Sports betting dot ag. Bill Bill check five to two. Ben Johnson seven to two. And Bobby Slowick and Jim Harbaugh both four to one. You can get odds on anything, but the point is there are odds out right now

assuming he's gonna be fired. That's why these guys jobs are in jeopardy, right? Like Mike McCarthy, Sireonny, all these guys, because those two are looming. Carbob's looming balance check is looming. It's the combination. McCarthy would be fired either way, probably. Also, Sireonny bringing in Matt Patricia halfway through

the season is unexcusable. You know that everything he does is terrible. It's either inexcusable or unexplainable. It's both, Dan, I combined it, just like Tracy. Pencil in the ear though, still got it. Guy sucks. It just gives off, I think he knows what he's doing though. Like, when I see that pencil in the ear,

I'm just like, he's got he's he's got a backup plan when the play sheet is laminated and he has a pencil in his ear it does not give that off it does it does Did you see the tackling last night or lack thereof when people were just running by people and they were just Trying to tackle people like that it was terrible. It's like Miami Hurricane secondary tackling that I saw over there That was that was quitting time all right I'm mad now because I'm looking at the graphics on our show do the Eagles need a coaching change Nick Cereyani look to have lost the locker room over the course of the season like I hate our show I hate what's happening with the graphics. I hate that the analysis of Tony who's never been in a professional locker room is who's never been in a professional locker room. Not sure.

I do love that when presented with evidence that seemed like the locker room was supporting Nick Sireon. He deleted Eagles off IG. That was very recent by the way. I mean, A.G. Brown was a public problem for them all season. He was a public problem when they were 10 and one. Like, that doesn't mean loss the locker. I hate that as analysis. Like I, what are we doing?

You may change some Kelsey quit. What are we doing when it's six out of seven losses? Like that's gonna look like that to anybody. You think a coach, you think any coach is gonna look like they haven't lost the locker room when their season ends that way? Of course not, but Dan, you're making it seem like it's impossible for a coach to lose the locker room.

Like in half-ish. No, I'm making it not acceptable for us to do that as analysis when we're not in that locker room. And he has no facts or evidence. For example, like I'm getting more and more frustrated. You picked the dolphins to win at the chiefs and it was based on nothing. Yeah. It was based on no information, like nothing. No data, no facts, no study, no research, nothing. Just playing to the audience then. And we should- It's based on nothing, I don't know what to say.

We should be better than basing it on absolutely nothing. Laws. We're in a costume right now. Are we really in a position to say I'm better than anyone else? I had a feeling. Tony in my hand keep like grazing up against each other. We don't have much space. There's only like three links.

If you can zoom in on this, there's only like three links on this chain. So we have to keep our hands very clean. I keep thinking he wants to get my attention. And then I sometimes I think he's just trying to, you know, soothe me. You know, I said the Packers would beat the Cowboys. That was also based on nothing. I mean, well, but still got tears at thing.

Okay. You've been, you've been getting that the Packers would beat the Cowboys, that was also based on nothing. Well, but Stugat, here's the thing, okay? You've been getting me perpetually in trouble for many years with the things that you say on the show most recently with your take on Lamar Jackson that now has everyone calling me a racist. What? Because of your, the way that, what do you, you oblivious to this?

You're not aware of what's happened with your Lamar Jackson take. I mean, he's a good quarterback. I mean, it's not now when though. With the playoffs. Was this the do it in the playoffs, Jake? It's the, I don't think that was racist. I don't care about your MVP's.

I win a championship while he makes Joe Burrow the best quarterback in the league. We're off in a little quick to that one on social media. Oh, shit. I don't think Sue's racist is all I'm saying. Well, thank you, Mike. I'm not sure. But you don't think.

You don't think. You don't think so. I mean, you can never be totally sure. You can never be totally sure. But you've, you have not seen, you're not aware of what you've brought our way with your Lamar Jackson take. I gotta be honest, I just say things into a microphone

and then I leave and I don't pay attention to anything that happens afterwards. That's the time to go into the honesty. That's a good plan. I don't believe that. I apologize, I mean. I don't believe that. Why is it my attention?

I don't believe that your apology is honesty. Just throw it a blanket apology at the beginning of every show for anything you might say. I think that's the way to do it. I want to, I aired here in the local hour. I would like to point out that I am not racist and if there are people in the audience that think I am you're just gonna have to take my word for it. A word that we've established means absolutely nothing.

You have. I mean everyone has stewats. You are, I mean we can say this right? Like this is saying something too. As everyone mistrusts the media stugots is the biggest liar in sports media correct just public facing just public facing where is accused of lies all the time in sports media whose second place I ask you this genuinely well I'm the only one who has a co-host that pointed out all the time well you but

you're the only one lying so much that it has to be pointed out. Just a button things up, nice little bow on this. I'm not racist. But you are a liar. So when you say you're not a racist, and you're a liar. Am I a racist? I'm not going to let you talk me into this. No, I wouldn't get out of here.

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and hitting the one or two notes of that kind of thing. And you know it, and then just giving us finger guns and leave it. Baby. You should listen to the Great Cody Show podcast because that's all we do for 55 minutes a week is just say catch phrases. We even make songs about them.

And you know what, is a song for crying out loud. That's great. Hopefully that's a sui nominee for best song. And you know it, baby, and you know it. Stugats. And you know it, baby, and you know it. And you know it, baby, and you know it. And you know it, baby, and you know it. This is the Don't Liberty Show with this 2 Gats

I just saw something that I understand 2 Gats So it can't be surprising and yet it's still shocking I've mentioned this a couple of times recently And put it on the pole, Juju, at Levitard Show Can something be not surprising and still shocking? I just saw the Atlanta Falcons put out with a picture of Bill Bellicek. Like, interview complete with Bill Bellicek.

And I'm lunkin' at it, and I'm like, I mean, does Bellicek really need to send interview? Like, what are we doing? And you're off from the job of you don't, so I mean, I mean, what do you, I mean, you would like to have an idea, especially with like how the last few years are like,

are you, wait, I know you're great and all that, but just kicking the tires here. Do you plan on hiring Matt Patricia? Yeah, don't. But I've never seen a team put out anything on social media that says we merely interview a coach. Oh, that happens all the time with a picture. Yeah, and a big bold headline. That's not the part I'm surprised by. The part I'm surprised by is the coach they're doing it with. I think you can just pick up the phone and be like, Bill, we got a couple of issues here. Are you good with these?

Is that good? Bill should interview them. I mean, that's a couple of issues here. Are you good with these? Is that good? Bill should interview them. I mean, that's part of what's happening. Yeah, yeah, it's a little bit, man, if anyone knows the value of playing in a crap division, it's that guy. And you know he can for fit. And you know he loves social media attention. So good job posting that stuff.

That's the falcon's just trying to sell a few tickets, correct? Yeah, yes. It's transparency. They leaked it out to the media that they finished interviewing him. But they wouldn't have done that if it didn't serve them to do that. Of course, they're showing that they're in the game, that they're trying, that they're making an effort

to get Bill Bellich. I think the way that it serves them is they're interviewing arguably the greatest head coach of all time for that position. Like, I don't think they're doing it for likes. Put it on the pole as well, please. Are you ready for a Bucks Texan Super Bowl? That's a Levitage show. Lucy spent.

Had my ever. Lucy spent the entire break, cold shaming, all of it. Wait, that Super Bowl is the only time I'd ever want to watch Dishon Watson on camera. If we can have a Bucks, Texans, Baker, Mayfield versus CJ Stroud, Super Lines, I am good where I've never been good with it. I am good with a camera cutaways that Dishon Watson. Lucy has spent the entire break making fun of all of us. She was talking to Jeremy and making fun of him. Do you want

to explain to the people and the people listening to this side with you, Lucy? They are mortified by the way that we talk about the cold because none of us have lived in anything that resembles cold. My father purposely chose. My family and its descendants come from an island that is tropical and we do not want to be around cold. I mean, I lived in the cold. I grew up in the Northeast. I went to school in Worcester, Massachusetts. It was very, very cold there.

My mustache never froze. Yeah, but still got to your so far removed. You will see Lucy will learn this as well if she lives here long. You lose whatever it is that you had in terms of immunity to cold when you live down here for a certain number of years. I think I'll lose that, but I never think I'll lose my judgmental nature. When it comes to people in the cold, I grew up in the south, and so I was like not used to the

cold ever. Like 30s was probably the coldest that I've ever experienced. That's what Jeremy said. He was like, that's the coldest weather I've ever been at, and 30 degrees. Be so serious right now. And then I moved to Iowa and it became like a badge of honor. Being like, I survived the polar vortex. I survived the negative 50 degree day. Polar vortex. That was crazy. Polar vortex. It was like this insane winter, like, chill storm that happened. I think it was like 2019 and it reached negative 55 in Iowa. I, it was insane. I think you got frostbite after being outside for like 90 seconds. I was like supposed to go to work that day and I had to drive. Try to start my car.

My car didn't start. I had to put on like 10 layers just like go outside. And so I think of that day a lot when you guys are like, it's 60 degrees out. I can't live like this. Be so serious. Speaking of cold this weekend, stone cold, Steve Austin's Dugats, embarrassed me on behalf of metal-ark media for how pathetic our cold tub punishment of Tony was last week. It was pathetic for a number of different reasons.

The audience has also pointed out this is something of an oversight by me. I spent a lot of time arguing about whether or not we had vetted a hot pepper appropriately. And none of us thought to think that a microphone that close to water could have electrocuted Tony on air, which would have led to a spike in viewership, but probably at the cost of Tony's life. That was a risk we were willing to take. Yeah. Small price to pay. Also, dorks, it's a microphone. It's not like a toaster, it's not gonna kill me. I'm not positive, although that particular cold. You could throw them, I'll do it again,

throw the microphone and I'll be fine. But your cold tub was a challenge, exactly. Well, here's the thing, Dan. Our cold plunge is a bit different than the cold plunge that we're gonna see from Stone Cold, right? Arzizetub, where his is an actual like, it has a pump inside and it's pumping cold water, it's completely different.

We put eight bags of ice, but then waited 45 minutes to do the segment. So in Miami, it's gonna, you know, it's gonna get warm. It was pathetic, it was embarrassing, all of it, and it could have killed you as well as an added bonus. But let's just play for the audience here, the video and the audio of Stone Cold Steve Austin for the first time trying to

get into a proper cold plunge. God damn it! That's just his feet and ankles by the way. You gotta just go. Yeah. About quad deep now. Just about to get to the tip. God damn it! Hey what's up man?

God damn it! Hey what's up everybody! Steve coming to the Broke Skull Ranch. I got this, uh, minute therapy. Hey what's up everybody, Steve coming to the Broke Skull Ranch. Hey what's up everybody, Steve coming to the Broke Skull Ranch. About to do my first cold plunge and a renewed therapy. My shop says 43 degrees right now,

so I'm sure the water is sub 50. I was gonna start off at 50. It's gonna be a little bit colder than that. And we're going three minutes here. Once you get to 12 and five, four, three, two, there we go. God damn. Valley button deep now. Ha damn. Belly button beat now.

Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Oh, up to the chest. Ha ha. Son of a bitch. Ha ha ha. Ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Endings out. Whoa. And, uh, whip. Oh. I'm going to read this gonna revisit this mother That's how you have to do it right no you got to do it far better than that if you're cold

Revisited this mother stone cold wow I old attempt now. Let's put up Tony's so that people can see how pathetic the difference is and how not cold Tony's was unacceptable. And just, this isn't even a punishment what you did. It's, it would have been a punishment if you had been electrocuted and died. Then I wouldn't have. It would have been a punishment. Yeah.

But this way, like Stone Cold didn't even get up to his nipples. Yeah, but Tony wasn't whimpering. I mean, he just went right in. That's how you do it. I've done one that's at lifetime fitness, that's in the 40s, and it is freezing cold. And you just got to get in. There's a reason it's called a cold plunge.

It's not a cold dip. It's not as your koozy where you can kind of get in. No, you got to go in and put that up to your neck and then just sit there and wear it. I've never even done one and I know what Stone Cold there is not the way to do it. You just go and then you deal with the pain. Like an inch at a time is not the way to go.

Your thoughts Greg? I have a swimming pool that I don't go in unless the water is like bath water warm. Like I won't even go in my pool if it's the least bit chilly, let alone that. The only time my dad goes in, the pool is after a round of golf, and he brings shampoo out into the water.

Well, I'm not kidding about man enough to admit it. He'll be driving home from golf. I think I'm gonna hop in the pool when we get home. Greg, people don't do that. Sure they do. No, it is pool. You're not washing your hair when you're doing it with chlorine, Greg.

It's all the better. Chlorine cleans, it's a cleanser. Yeah. Plus my pool. It's a toxin. It's a what? It's a toxin. Toxin.

You can't ingest chlorine. Oh, I know I don't. I don't do that. But it's the amount of chlorine in a swimming pool is infinitesimal, okay? Lucy's mortified by you right now and should be. It's destroying your hair. That is so bad for your hair.

That could be the reason. Yeah, that is the reason. You cannot chlorine water, Greg. I will say this Greg, your hair is looking really good right now though. You can't shampoo, put it on the pole at Levitard show have you ever shampooed in a pool, but it's so easy Yeah, like you jump into the pool the hairs wet you put some shampoo in you go back under it's off your tongue Are you a man? Are you of the opinion that I don't understand why?

Well, it seems like you know it's no I I understand that it's because he's disgusting and lazy. I'm surrounded by people like that, especially on Tuesday. You know, the beauty is the suds dissipate like magic. Nobody would know. Greg, nobody would know. The shampoo is to get the chlorine out of your hair. Not to use for your hair.

You might as well be telling me you're washing your hair with... I can't resist. Marcus Welby is the show, I know what I said, I know I said. So you made a reference to a 1970s television doctor. I can't remember when it came out. You might as well have been washing

and shampooing your hair with dog shit. Because you're not done that too. Not nearly as satisfying, believe me. Came out in 1968, there you go. Or you're 12D. Beautiful. Yeah, there he is. What is that?

It's a television doctor. Marcus WLBMD. Show for the code of years. The 1960s. He's got old man ears like me. Anyway. You said well be. I mean, I've never, just for the record, I have never washed my hair and dog shit.

I don't even know if that's a thing. Even if it were a thing, I wouldn't do it. But the idea of washing your hair with shampoo in a swimming pool, nothing wrong with it? Something very wrong with it. Absolutely. Defeats the entire purpose. Dozens do it, but nobody admits it to me. Dozens of people nationwide do that.

Probably every week. I do it occasionally after around a golf when your hair is really dirty. Right, or sweaty. Yeah. Nobody else does that. No, Greg. People go in the pool. Greg, no.

No, you're not even just because they don't want it in their hair also you don't want shampoo shit in your pool either Yeah, I just remarked that the suds dissipate like magic almost Insumptu but they're not actually disappearing. They're just in your pool water. That's what the chlorine takes care of That's why I pay a man to chlorinate my pool Carries in a couple of big yellow jugs, Google, Google, Google, all of a sudden it's in the water. It spreads. I could drink a glass of water.

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Power steering. There's another one. Why don't I want to give my power to the car? The power that I once had. The car is a ton of metal. I'm a damn college graduate. Stugats, Bluetooth, HD radios, satellite. I'll take AM, please, with Wolfman Jack talking through the static.

And I'll crank the windows down so everybody can hear. I'm Greg Cody and that's how it was back in my day. This is the Don Lebert show with its two cats. What's up, man? It's not a big deal, really. Yeah. Yeah. Shake up to the pool and get my dad a couple water.

I don't know how much they chlorinate. I know how much my man chlorinate. No, you don't. Yeah, I do. Too yellow, Joe. You just said that how much my man chlorinate. No you don't. Yeah I do. To yellow jobs. You just said that the... You just said that the... You just said that the...

You just said that the... The only one that chlorinate at all. Well my man chlorinates. Yeah but how much you said there was infinitesimal. Right. But then he chlorinates a ton. Okay a pool is how many gallons? I'm just guessing.

How can I know that? Thousands and thousands. Thousands and thousands. Okay. Let's say 2000 just for last. A ton. Okay. Two jugs of chlorine.

Y'all picture those big plastic jugs. Yeah, but Greg, it's like bleach. It is like bleach if you drink it out of the yellow jug. But Greg, it's something that just kills everything. The average pool has 18 to 20,000 gallons of water. Okay, perfect. But way more than 2000. It seems like a lot.

It doesn't matter. I dare you to call up a chlorine expert right now and say, is it harmful if you, you know, you're swimming in your chlorinated pool and by accident, you take a gulp that you swallow. Is that going to harm you? Of course the answer is no. It's not a problem. I'm not advocating people do it. Don't get me wrong, but if I do it, what am I gonna start screaming and ask my wife to call 911? Chris, you gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die.

That's what he always says. Remember, and that applies to things ingested. That applies to liquid as well. You gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die. Chris, how does your mother feel? As she ever walked in on your father, washing his hair in the pool? She's mortified by this.

And yeah, she judges him every time he does it. I'm guessing that we don't have a whole lot of people in our audience who are going to say that they do that. Dozens, Dan. Lucy, you are not only dressed as a white lotus, white lotus celebrating television character. You also are dressed like someone, and I was shocked to learn this, Stugots, although I like Lucy's sense of adventure, and I like that Lucy is seeing Miami in a super unique

way. Lucy loves to go to estate sales. Love them so much. It is my favorite part of the weekend. I usually try to go to like the rich areas because I love looking at people's houses. So I'll find like there were two estate sales I went to this weekend in Coral Gables that were like mansions. Oh my god. It's just delightful to walk around someone's house like to see all the things they own one time I went to an estate sale and they had a whole wall discovered in little owl figurines They probably had like three thousand owls in their house. I was like, I'm so glad I got to see this did you get that outfit?

I did absolutely Going to a state sale in that outfit What were the highlights from this weekend's estate journey? Well, I lost out on something, which is always tough. And when that happens, it's like, it's my own fault. I saw the perfect Elvis bust, like just the most beautiful, like, Elvis figurine head. And I said, you know what, I'm just going to walk around a little bit.

You want to say it. You want to think about your purchases and some lady swooped it right out for me And so the only options I was left with were a bunch of like Tables that were dogs standing up like serving, but they didn't really fit my aesthetic like I would have had to paint them pink or something It wasn't it felt like a like a bad weekend Stating but it was so nice because the houses were so rich and one of them very clearly hadn't been lived in for like 30 years, so all the stuff was really old. Is this like a live auction or like a blind one where you're like writing down what you're willing to pay?

Like how's this work? How do you get the items? So I start out, so usually like Thursday or Friday, I will look up a state sales on my state sale app to see like where they're at. And they usually include pictures or like some sort of description so that you can kind of like sense out the vibe.

Because sometimes I look at these state sales and I'm like, this is, you should just kept it. You should just kept it, no one wants it. And then it usually depends on like who's running the estate sale, but most of the time things are ticketed. And I don't know if it's like this in Miami, but in LA you could go on different days. And like if you went on Saturday,

everything was like 50% off or Sunday was 75% off So you can like negotiate a little bit with this stuff But it's a really nice like especially the nice ones you can find like luxury like bags and shoes It is it is a blast if anyone ever wants to go with state sailing and definitely going again this weekend I'm actually really interested in this because the only time that I see anything about a state sales is from driving down US one there's usually like a little placard that stuck in the median with like red lettering saying a state sale Lamborghini's Ferrari's Rolexes and I'm like that's got to be a scam there's no way right and then you drive up to it they take you they sequester you you know the whole thing sequester

you yeah they sequester you for sure Dan that's how they get you in the door the state sale here come here and then all you have it being an abduction of sort. 100%. That's what I was taught as a kid. So again, I'm weary of a state sales, but I'm down to go to a state sale with Lucy. No, they're very fun. Usually I can spot the ones that I'm like, oh yeah, this is, they're gonna try to sell me a time share here because it's like,

they're like, it's in a random warehouse. I'm like, well, that's not someone's home. And like, the joy of it is getting the weird things I buy, but honestly, I just love looking through people's stuff, love looking through their house. I am so curious what you guys have been up to. I am totally with you. I once, I wasn't even in the market for a house,

but I went to look at Joe Gerardi's house. It's in my neighborhood and it was fantastic. He has three no hit balls, a perfect game ball. I started negotiating the house and the balls, the whole deal. It is fun to walk around a have to be a busy body. Where, you know, someone has stuff that you'll never have and someone's a lot wealthier than you are.

It was, I mean, Jojo Rottie's house was beautiful. How many of those valuable balls were you able to fit in your pocket on the way out? Just one. I also am a fan of going in an open house in my neighborhood. If there's an open house in my neighborhood, I can see what's what. Ah, yeah. Just lay the land. Check it out. open house in my neighborhood, I can see what's what. She's in, she can lay the land.

Check it out, yeah, it's fine. I do that all the time. I lived in like a pretty affluent area and LA lived in Brentwood and I used to just walk into these like $15 million homes and I had like stains on my sweatshirt. I clearly had gone out the night before. So it was very funny because the real estate agents

would be like, I'm, she's just walked in here. Like, we're not even gonna acknowledge her, but I got to see the nicest homes. Two questions for you. Do you love the haggling? And are you always the youngest person there or do you find yourself running into people that are within 20 years of your age?

I don't love haggling. I'm not built like that. I'm too much of a people pleaser. So I'm like, oh great, I'll pay you more than you want me to pay you for this. Yeah. I'm usually, I great, I'll pay you more than you want me to pay for this. I'm usually, I'm always the youngest person there, but it's nice because sometimes you find like, wow, this is some really funky stuff that older people wouldn't really like, but if you're ever in the market for like, dishware or nice china or glasses, a state sales are the best place to get

them. I picture the whole thing smelling like mildew. Um, it depends on the house. My first house smelled delightful. Second house, yeah. That was a mildewy house, but it was in such a nice area. I picture that people who wash their hair with chlorine water smell like mildew. Their hair smells like mildew. No, no, no. Greg, can you tell me please because you, uh, you had a take on nix abin that i'm not hearing a lot elsewhere i feel like nix abin is not retired i feel like he's temporarily retired if we think retirement means he'll be totally out of the public eye that has zero chance of happening

there's already been a lot he's gonna have a job in broadcashing the reestabious interview made that plane if no, he's gonna have a job in broadcast saying the Reese Davis interview made that plain. Right. But if we think he's done coaching, I question that. I just do. I have no evidence, but he's a young 72. He's in good shape for his age. I think he's up for another challenge.

I do. And a failure saying. Not necessarily, although it's a misconception that he failed with the dolphins in his two years. He didn't. He left for Alabama, but he would have been very successful in the NFL, I think. And so between the pick of his litter, like Belichack, he can coach wherever he wants. Anybody will take him.

$5. That was well done. I know. No, no, no. I learned a lesson right there. I was amazing Corp. Are you Take did he and did you in your mind think you were covering that up there? Yeah, I tried to make it given a well done because we all notice you battling you found it to you off

You might get you stay alive in the count and then you you spun that thing to play on win I want to hear a replay. I believe Stugats is doing a first and paying the fine four great code giving the money to Greg. Yeah, no, no, no fine. Okay, it's always a well done. You're paying for something. No, for going through the cough and he's making money now because of that. And now Chris Cody is running in here with with the handcuffs. I don't know what he's doing while handcuffs. This is my job. I'm talking to people.

Yeah, I want to grab the video of that because it was the flourish too. Thank you. Like we will watch that together in a moment. It was one of the great saves of all time. Yeah, I thought so. Like another thing. Well, we live it together in a second. Nick Sabin, I saw him on a podcast talking to a couple of former players of his.

They asked him, how would it have been different if you had signed Dupreeze in Miami with the dolphins? And he said, no, we had him signed. The doctors told me I couldn't have him. And he's like, my whole career would have been totally different if I had signed Dupreeze. I probably, you know, he was saying he probably wouldn't have gone to Alabama. It worked out okay for him. It did. I want to get into something here though as it regards Sabin because it is unusual for a coach to do what he did. Did you just clear your throat with the unusual? Unwitting.

The correct code. Did you know things? We felt a imitator with a basic fancy sing-thing. It's unusual to see a coach cite age issues at 72, where he just said flatly, age was an issue, and it made me think of our presidential candidates, and which job is harder, and which you would think age would be an issue in more

because both of our presidential are leading presidential candidates or a good deal older than this man who's telling you the Alabama job is too much for him. Which one do you imagine? Put it on the poll, please, Juju, which job is harder on an older person? Alabama coach or United States president or

morning radio. I think there's more travel for Nick Sabah than our president. Yeah, that's not true. I think so because he's constantly traveling throughout the week even when they have a game. Just like helicoptering in the St. Thomas, like he had a lot of travel. People are more hateful about sports than they are politics. So I think it's there's a bigger emotional where being the alabama head coach well you get an argument on that i think people are pretty hateful about politics they're really hateful about crimson tide football do we all agree that that college coaching is more difficult than nfl coaching

i think i think yeah absolutely i don't even a question as a hardest coaching profession there is and and it's absolutely. There's not even a question. It's a hardest coaching profession there is. And it's gotten harder with NIL and transfer portal. I mean, it's a holy mess that college football has brought onto itself. Don't you think Sabin saw that though and said, I don't want any part of this? I think so. Like if I ended today, I'm the greatest coach

in the history of this sport and with NIL and transfer portal. 12 of his guys went into the portal. Right, he's like, what? I know. I'm outta here. All right, yeah. It's like too much parody. I remember. Teams have caught me.

I'm out. I mean, 30 years ago, I remember Shula in retirement telling me that coaching in the NFL had gotten so much harder in his coaching lifetime. You know, that it became a year-round job. You couldn't take more than two weeks off or else you feel like you were falling behind. And in college coaching now, that's some madhouse.

It's crazy. Let's watch Greg Cody. A first-ever Stugots has paid Greg Cody because he toughed it out and made something out of the Flemmin' his throat. Anybody will take him. Five dollars. That was well done.

Play it again. Anybody will take him. Five dollars. That was well done. Anybody will take him. Five dollars. That was well done. That was well done.

Anybody will take him. Five dollars. That was well done. That was well done.