The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Greg Scoops Himself

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

Dianna Russini stops by with breaking NFL news before Greg Cote derails the show to unveil his full NFL rankings — and where the Dolphins fall. Then, Dan digs into the history of Miami–Notre Dame but also weirdly the New York Jets, and the Suey category for Best Laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It is everyone's. We have Diana Rusini on with us this season, and it's nice to have her back. I hope we are joined by more impersonations of her mother than we have gotten in recent developments around here. There's a burning question on ESPN right now. I just want you guys to know. And the question was, Notre Dame likely to run the table if they beat Miami on Sunday. And Lewis Riddick said, yes. Burning question. Burning question. He's already saying Notre Dame undefeated if they win Sunday against Miami. They got a really hard schedule. Really hard schedule. at Arkansas, Texas A&M, Boise State.

It's hard disagree. Okay, that's good, healthy disagreement. I hope it gets inflamed the next three days. Regression candidate. Diana, before we get to all the football news going on, do you mind if I just call my friend Greg Cody here real quick again because we've got a breaking story around here, and I want to get your opinion on it as well.

So just hold on for just a second, all right? she's said yes thank you Chris I have a story so I need to just take a break oh whoa tooling breaking stories there's big breaking news in the NFL

okay there's big breaking news hold on a second Greg we got big breaking news in the NFL and Diana's reacting to him Mike what's the big breaking news Adam Thielen homecoming Adam Thielen going back to Minnesota

there it is Diana Rusini is on the story Greg Cody you've been scooped Adam Thielen is going back to Minnesota. We are calling you because Zaslo is saying that as a journalist, he has a responsibility to tell the American people what your rankings of the dolphins are because we have the news. We know what the number is, and Zaslo wants to break the news before the Miami Herald prints it.

You know, I can't stop him from doing that. Maybe the draft party Thursday night can be at Zaslow's house if that happens. Okay, so you're threatening again. you're threatening again to take the draft party if Zaslo reports something that you're that Christopher can't control because Zaslo's a journalist my livelihood yes even if he's totally guessing if he says the correct number the draft party Thursday will not be in my house tell Christopher that I would never guess though because I have journalists in integrity I wouldn't guess I don't do that okay if you say so well we'll see well wait a minute so when is it

coming out in the Miami Herald well my boss just called me, but I was on the phone FaceTiming with Dan Levitart, so I couldn't take the call. So I might have an answer to that, but I couldn't take his calls. Why don't you do a three-way call? Get your boss on the line, too, with all of us. Yeah, go ahead. It's a wild billy. Wednesday, after all. Go ahead. Call

John Devine. See what he's got to give him a call. I'm sure you're very good with the FaceTime technology. All right, that's going to happen. All right, but serious, Greg, we're not joking around. Zaslo feels like he's close to having the story, has the story? Close, close, close. Okay, but what, so if, if he does that, he can do this at 10.01, right? And he'll be okay? 10.01 a.m.? I don't know yet when the, when the,

Greg, we can't wait for you. He's got the news. The news doesn't wait for anybody. The news breaks when the news breaks. Like, you said 10 o'clock, we need to break the news. As Mike Ryan, the adult in the room mentioned a few minutes ago, it is totally the choice of your team, your show team, when this is revealed. Zaslo's a journalist. We can't control what Zaslo reports. I couldn't keep my engagement from you. The show stops

when my integrity begins. Okay, fake journalist Zaslo can do whatever he wants. I'm on the website. I think it's out. Stop that. But I can't. You could stop him on behalf of me, but apparently you won't. What do you mean? Stop him.

What kind of? I'm not hosting the draft Thursday night, but that's not... That's not journalism to... It's not journalism for me to stop him from doing journalism. Like, what do you... So, news isn't news when it just regards you? Why can't we have the clicks and the views from where it is you rank the Dolphins? Maybe that's how state control news works.

That's not how I work. Okay. This conversation is beyond absurd. It's beyond absurd. Hang on, you know, hang on just a second. Are you calling John Devine like Billy requested? Well, Theetland got traded. There's a lot of people reporting.

No, I'm just looking here. Diana's chair is empty. Thank you, Greg, for all your hard work on the show. You've forgotten that we're doing the show again. I'm just looking here. Like, this is what happens with him. It is fundamentally amazing that he is at this age, somebody who still doesn't know when we're doing the show. But I think Zaslo has to break this news.

And before we get back to Diana Rusini here, Mike, the thing that you're doing talking Keynes football, is that the third game of the weekend? Is UM Notre Dame, the third best game of the weekend? You have, for the first time ever, in week one, you've got six top ten teams playing against each other. That's crazy. And in the middle of it, you've got Archmanning, and you've got the history of Miami, Notre Dame, which is a nostalgia matchup. You have three top ten matchups. That's the first time since 1945 that you've had.

had that many top 10 matchups this early in the season. In fact, the last time that we've had three top 10 matchups was way back in 2017 in the same week. Ironically enough, that was when Miami beat the shit out of Notre Dame at Hard Rock Stadium back then. So this is a really exciting time. You have college football is putting its best foot forward and giving you the biggest possible spectacle to start the season to capitalize on no NFL and on top of that. You have Lee Corso's farewell. I think about a question, Kane's Notre Dame's number two. I mean, we all know Texas Ohio State's number one. There's no disputing that.

But I think you have Notre Dame is ahead of Clemson-L-U. I agree. I think especially if you look at the spread that is expected to be a closer game, but I'm as big a homer as there is when it comes to University of Miami. Arch Manning at the defending national champs. The big

noon window is crazy. They're not sending me there because it's not the biggest game, Dan. Well, tell us about where you're going this weekend. Zaslow is part of your college football coverage as a rising star at ESPN. It's out! Say it's aslo. It's out. I just got a text and it's out.

I don't, I didn't, I didn't have the confirmation yet. Oh no. He undercut us. Oh, that's what he was doing. That's what he was doing. That's what he was doing. That is garbage.

He's getting the clicks. He's getting the clicks. All right, so hold on a minute. He scooped himself. Before you tell us where it is that he ranked the dolphins, I want to throw my theory in front of the audience and Chris as well. Billy, what are you laughing about? back there. Because I saw where he ranked it.

Okay. All right. Right. Now, wait. I want to guess here. I want to guess what's happened here. Because Zaslow, you have found Greg Cody. Okay. I think I have it. But if you were saying it's already out, I think I have it now. Okay. You've gotten the text that you made in order to tell. All right. So you have to get double confirmation in journalism, Dan. I got it now. All right. So, but you're telling me that Greg Cody's now scooped himself by putting it on the internet.

Damn him. He's faster than we are. He should have known he was tweeting. He got so distracted. He's like, what I'm doing here? He couldn't do both things. He concocted a plan while talking to you. He was doing multiple things at once.

So dim-witted and yet outsmarted us. And all the while, Diana Rusini has fled the room because Adam Thieling has been traded. I mean, I don't know if that's bigger than where Great Cody has the very average Miami Dolphins ranked. All right. So I know, my dear audience, I know that I've been on this Greg Cody thing about, I don't know, seven hours too long. But I believe what happened here is this. Chris Cody yesterday correctly said what his father had put the dolphins at, which was 14. Greg Cody misinterpreted that as Chris Cody looked at my computer and became immediately enraged,

escalated toward us all sorts of threats, and now I believe he went home and changed. changed where they are. But he's not going to drop him out of the top. He won't drop him out of the top 16 because he will have them in the top half of the league because he's a homer forever. I would think he might even go up with them just to throw us a curveball because we would assume

he'd go down with them. See, this is interesting. I'm going to tell you now what I found out, okay? I had them, based on my sources, all right, that he had them 14. But when my source is wrong, because I'm looking at his article right now. He just tweeted out two minutes ago.

That's not where they're ranked. They're not ranked 14. I think he changed it. I think he changed it for no other reason. And I, where do you if I had to guess, the betting favorite would be 15? Is that the betting favorite? I go 16. 15's too easy. It's like one spot down. He's going to get crazy.

No, but he doesn't know that we're on to him though. He doesn't know that I don't think he knows. He knows I said 14 yesterday. He thought I knew that. That's what my source is set. Yeah. So I think he goes to 16. Billy, what was it? He has them at 15. He also has them making the playoffs, but he has them at 8 at 9.

So he has them making the playoffs with a losing record. Covering all his bases. He can't be wrong in multiple facets, but he could also be right in one of those areas. The conviction he had for over 7.5 wins does not match that for the match. That's crazy. He was so strong on Hammer over 7 and a half. Ripped it right, he took him at eight. Look, every football game is a grind,

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Are you going to say anything? Stugats. How familiar words? you at the time with Chewbacca. Like your upbringing had how much Chewbacca in it? This is the Dan Levitar show with Stugats. Diana, if off the top of your head, if you had to go one through 32, where would you put the dolphins and what are you scribbling so furiously?

I hate the life of an insider. I feel bad for you. Oh, hi guys. Yes. So Adam Thiela just got traded or at least it's getting finalized right now from the Carolina Panthers back to Minnesota. Obviously, you guys know Minnesota has got some problems at wide receiver terms of suspensions and injuries. So it's a big reunion.

He wanted to go there. The thing that's wild about this is on this story, even late afternoon yesterday, there was a lot of frustrations because it appeared both sides were not close to coming to an agreement that Carolina knew very much so that Minnesota really wanted to make this work. I think Thieland wanted to go back to Minnesota as well. And everyone yesterday said, this is probably not going to happen. They're being really difficult on this. So the fact that it shook out, so Minnesota gets Thielen and Carolina gets a fifth round pick and a 2027 fourth round pick back. So, yeah, life of an insider is stupid, but it's also really fun.

The Dolphins out of 32, 27, I have a lot of concerns for them this year. I do. There's just a lot of smoke around them. Obviously, we've heard enough of all the things that are going on behind the scenes there. And obviously, with trading away Jalen Ramsey, I just think this is a team that needs to find itself this year. And Tua, who appears to continue to take steps forward here in terms of his play, this has got to be the year where he can figure it out. And, you know, there's some rumors going around that the Dolphins. were open to perhaps trading Tyreek Hill.

And from what I can gather, that that doesn't appear to be on the table. They know they need him. They need him out there to help this offense. But, but yeah, I don't feel great about them right now. Diana, back on Thielen real quick, Carolina's thought to be a team, hopefully on the rise, given how they closed last season, not really a team that was interested in selling. I imagine that was a sticking point when it came to the compensation here.

Is this a ringing endorsement of where McMillan is in his progression? Because without Thielen, that wide receiver court does take a hit. Yeah, no. And look at it from Dave Canales and Dan Morgan's perspective here, right? They are trying to build something and they're trying to get the most out of a quarterback that, you know, has been really up and down. And Adam Thielen brings that great veteran presence and, and, and confidence that they have in him that he can do this job.

So it made a lot of sense that Carolina was being tough about it. I kind of understood their perspective on it. But they obviously made the decision here in the end that they are better off trading Adam Thieland now to at least get something in return for a 35-year-old wide receiver rather than just have them this year and get nothing for him next year. so I'm sure Minnesota is thrilled right now as they are they I'm told they are currently trying to work out the contract situation for Adam Thieland.

Diana, would we make your life easier right now if we just let you go? Because I don't love the stress that we're putting you under. You're in the middle of something and you needed. No, no. You're all right because I feel like your head is racing because Adam Thieland. I'm just doing what I have to do, which is like three jobs at once. Okay, so you have to do this. But if this is bad radio, then I get it.

No, no, it's not bad. I just don't want to keep you. I don't want to keep you from your job at the athletic where you're always busy being an insider. But the news that you're getting here on Adam Thieland that makes it that we can't talk to you about the rest of the league because the league stops when Adam Thielen gets traded. The league doesn't sound. No, the whole thing, your life just shut down. Look, I saw what, Diana, we're doing a show with you. It's a substantive show.

You run out of the screen for 10 minutes because Adam Thielen's been traded. I thought a baby was microwaving a phone again. And I don't know why it made you that crazy, but you left what we were doing for 10 minutes. And now you're back, but you're distracted. You're obviously distracted. Yes, I am distracted because it is my job to work for the athletic to get this intel for them. And it was a story that me and a couple of reporters were working on together. on this. So yes, this is what we're all about at the moment. But in about 10 seconds, no one's

going to probably care about an Adam feel and trade. So yeah, I don't want to leave. But if you guys want me to come back, I can do that. It feels like both me and Diana got scooped. Yeah, by Greg Cody. By the way, has we picked up on the pattern here that this happens a lot on this show? I think I have to change my time slot. just think you're busy, Diane, and I imagine your life to be this at all times, and it stresses me out because it's the gypsy's curse. May all your dreams come true. Because here it is, you're a spectacular football insider. It never ends. I'm going to die soon. Chasing a story. Revelyation. Chasing a story. You can come back in 30 minutes if you feel better.

You're welcome to spend time around us whenever you like. Billy, that might be a prediction. thank you diana thanks guys i do i've read a lot uh shams and uh shepter talking about like what the insanity and the thrill and the crack of being an insider is uh and the idea that your life can stop right in the middle of you day because adam thielan has been traded because the because the information business is super valuable right now and she's really good at her job and that's one of the reason she's great at her job because she goes and she attacks the story. Yeah, by all accounts, it's not terribly interesting news. Adam Dillen being trained. You shut up. I am so into this. It's a homecoming. Like, where's the line though? Because like, I thought he would have been on the other side

of this. This is not that interesting. Guys, everybody wrote him off. And he should have put up consecutive thousand yard seasons for Carolina. He did not write back, Billy. He's got good football still left in him. And now he's headed back home. This is big for J.J. McCarthy. And yes, I care more because I golfed with him. Yeah. I would also have everyone know that Adam Thielen, over the last couple of seasons, doing it where he has done it with a quarterback

that got rejuvenated because he still plays like a number one, is one of the great stunning things of my football lifetime to see, not just the entirety of his career, but that, wait a minute, you're going to keep doubting this guy the last two seasons when when Randy Moss goes to Oakland. He can't get to a thousand yards, but wherever Thielen goes, he makes the offense better. Because he's white, right?

Yes. And because he was injured, and I guess that we all thought he was done when he got to Carolina, that he wasn't going to be taking any of the offense, but mostly because he was white. Yeah. Checks out. What I thought?

The life of an insider, you don't want me to talk about the mental health perils anymore. What is the worst? part of the life. Let's get the best laugh. Zaz is an insider, though. You could tell us. Yeah, I'm doing just fine. Look at this face.

I'm looking good these days. Look at me. I'm dressed up. I look nice today. You got beat on that story by Cody. It was embarrassing to watch. And you know what's the worst part? It's not that I got beat on it.

It's that we didn't pick up what was happening. We really underestimated him. It's normal for him to just lose his, like, him trailing off. That wasn't that crazy of a thing. Like, do you think he, like, was he actually tweeting at the same time? He outsmarted us. It's all a text. It'll go out at 10.

So he's like, all right, let me. He threw everyone off. He said, oh, I'm just checking something. You're like, what's wrong with you? You don't know what you're doing, and he knew. When he hit that tweet button, he must have been so proud of it. He's wily. I will tell you that Chris is right when he says we underestimated him.

And I stand before you in a live audience or sit before you in a live audience saying, oh, my God, you guys just saw it. Our whole show got beat. by an old dim-witted man, like just got tricked and turned around by this senile old man, as White Hat calls it. That'll make it better. I mean, 13 yards per catch. That's his best season in that stat since pre-COVID. Eight and nine after telling us to hammer the over is crazy.

Roy, can you please find for me the sound, okay? Jessica Spontana and Mike Golick Jr. have together a podcast Echoes. It's a very good Notre Dame name. Echoes is good. I asked her what the second choice was. She said there were no second choices. It was echoes. And Notre Dame Miami's about to happen.

And who was the guest on Jessica's show to talk about Miami, Notre Dame? Ian Book. He came in in relief in that 2017 game. And Jessica asked Ian about the atmosphere at Hard Rock Stadium on that fateful night in 2017. And then it was so loud. Couldn't hear anything. And then I remember actually having a pretty good. drive when I went in there.

I threw a whole shot to equanimous, started to drive down the field, thinking we'd maybe get three points or something before half, and then threw a pick six. Welcome to the turnover chain. So that was my experience, but it was hostile. And I remember until we went down to Georgia, it was a loudest place. Honestly, it might be louder than Georgia. I was like, top two, loudest places I've ever played in my career.

Louder than Michigan? Yeah, yeah. Louder than Michigan. Blacksburg? Yeah. Yeah. Louder than Cape Canaveral when a rocket goes off. Louder than when Mike Piazza hit that walk off and Chase Stadium after 9-11.

Louder than when Stone Cold Steve Austin helped mankind win the WWF title. Go away. It's the awesome pop. Oh, you could see how much this meant to Jessica on that video. Not happier that that was the answer. Why is it so hard for people to believe? that people in Miami can be loud about sports. The thing is, it's like such a crazy cell phone

because we're capable of that kind of atmosphere and we don't really dial it up to that level nearly enough. People are right to take shots at us. We don't give it away. You got to earn it. Well, I think on Sunday they're going to earn it. I mean, it's a top 10 matchup at Hard Rock Stadium against a hated rival that has won down here in Miami since 1981. And usually they get their asses handed to them when they come down here.

enough. So Mike Ryan is about to do five hours of twitchy cocaine, where he talks Kane's football all afternoon. Because if you're going to get into the nostalgia of sport with the last dance or with the Cowboys documentary or wherever it is that your grandfather or grandmother or father or mother passed down the stories, Notre Dame, Miami has no real good reason to be a rivalry other than before all the chaos of today with the conferences like a couple of independents kept facing each other and then it became a holy war catholics versus convicts and it was delightful it was just magical and partly racist television that were yeah just uh so the convicts from miami and they made a couple of three movies about it one of them

from notre dame's side because they played at the top of the sport and they were so different and so You have a clash here of what you can say are historical titans. And Jimmy Johnson began his rise as unpopular when he kicked Notre Dame's ass on television and ran up the score. And Notre Dame, I think, who was a broadcast ever? Was it Ara Parzigan? Just wailing on like, have some dignity, have some class, because that's where, you know, Miami passed Notre Dame. You're about to do like five days of tailgating toward this thing, correct? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, a bunch of idiots are fling. flying in town for this one. This one's going to be great. I'm super excited about this because I'm super excited about the season. I get really jacked up for this rivalry. Notre Dame is coming off of season in which they were unbelievable despite being hurt throughout the college football playoff. They earned that ranking. They were a runner up and performed admirably against a much better Ohio state team given the mash unit that they became. I'm super jacked up about about this because I also believe us to be a really good team, Miami. I think Miami is good. I think that There are perceived advantages, and most people may just blindly say, oh, along the trenches, Notre Dame is better.

No, they're not. Miami's the bigger team along the trenches. This is going to come down to Miami's reshape defense, whether or not they can stop a really good running back in Jeremiah Love, and to see if they actually did indeed improve that secondary. It's going to be pretty wild because I think that, look, I remember that game in 2017. I wasn't there, but I was watching it, and just even the way it came across on television, it was the most obvious, oh, Notre Dame has no chance tonight. And then, of course, you know, it was 28 nothing before you blinked, all right?

And I think, I feel like going into the game this weekend, there is this, I feel like there is going to be this responsibility from the home crowd where they want to live up to what that was like in 2017. So it's going to be just as loud if not loud. I agree with you. It is kind of strange, and again, a cell phone that people are chasing the ghost of 2017. For that stadium, that's always been the barometer for a raucous environment. And I do think that there is kind of a responsibility to live up to that come Sunday night.

Don Lebertard. You getting started on the breakfast flan? Oh, man. I've been singing a song to myself all morning long. Breakfast flan. Do you never heard the breakfast flan song? No, hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan. Breakfast flan. Breakfast flan. What can I find a breakfast like that? This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats. The entirety of it, though, when it comes to the Miami fan base being defensive because they have a persecution complex and at least in part because back when they were playing Miami and Notre Dame, it felt like they were persecuted.

So like that's the history that's getting grandfathered in. I'm telling you the portrayal of these teams back then was Miami are the gangsters and Notre Dame. They're the holy ones. And that was a quaintor time in a million different ways that built it into what it is today. But I'm wondering, Billy, when you hear Mike talk like this, because Mike is homerific, but he's also on the inside of the program here. And in the inside of the business machine, when you hear him talk this way, it feels like Mike Ryan is going into the season, feeling like Mario Cristobal and Miami has the better horses, the better physical, that Christobal was hired

so that by this year he would have bigger, better players than everyone else like he did when he was the recruiter at Alabama. So it seems like Mike feels like he's seen something in these practices that has suggested to him, oh no, Carson Beck is going to pick up where Cam Ward left off, and that feels optimistic in a way that would feel biased. Can it be both biased and informed? I mean, once the games are played, I guess we'll find out, right?

Because they've just been playing against themselves. You don't really know where any team stands presently. But Mike feels like he knows. I feel like Mike. He said that they were going to win by three scores last week. That seems a bit optimistic. But Mike is carrying himself as if he feels like he knows something. And that's Mike.

The rest of us don't know. Yes, that's Mike. That is Mike just generally walking around. But on this particular subject, he's going to do five hours later today because he can't talk about this. this enough. Like, we have to go take the air out of the tire over there. Well, I'm going to try to talk about it enough. I might. I think you should tell people if they want five hours of Mike will tell you all he knows about what he's seen. I wouldn't

pitch it like that. I would change the pitch. I would pitch it like that because Keynes Insight is for Miami Hurricanes fans. And if you're just a casual observer, want to know about this big game, we are going to have Notre Dame representation. We are going to have national voices as well. and Brett McMurvey. It sounds like a big show that you're doing here with a lot of different people for a giant game. And this is the future on where it is. You can mainline this stuff because people can talk about it for five hours because they want to with enthusiasm, build up the tailgate to this thing. But it sounds like Mike Ryan is seeing something in the huddle. I told you guys the story when I was on the campus at the University of Miami, okay?

I'm in school and during those four years. I'm a high school kid. I don't know what professional football is, what college football is. I don't know anything about anything. My team in high school was terrible. So I'm walking into the University of Miami locker room for the first time as a freshman at the University of Miami. I've not been in many locker rooms. Standing in front of me is Jerome Brown, who would go on to just terrify the rest of the league. But at this point, I'm a freshman.

I'm like, this is a student who is my age at school here, Jerome Brown. And so I don't have any context for a home team that they didn't lose a game while I was in school because their guys were bigger than everyone else. And then when I went in the locker room when they were on probation, I walked into guys with pimples on their faces, young guys, clearly kids. And I'm like, oh, okay, now I have the context for this. It feels like Mike's in a locker room where he's saying, no, they've got the studs this year. It has to look a certain way. I remember being at practice during the Manny Diaz years going, who the hell is that? and it being Lou Headley, the punter.

And now, and there was one other guy, Chase Smith, who's actually a holdover still on this roster. Now you barely notice him. I remember feeling good about Deerick King coming back. All right, let's do this. Let's go. Measure ourselves up against Alabama. And stepping on the field in Atlanta

and knowing right away, we had no shot in hell because they dwarfed our guys. Okay, what were you saying this time last year? This time last year, the body types are there and that Cam Ward is going to be good. And by the way, I think Miami delivered on expectations. They didn't surpass them. Would have loved gotten to get to Charlotte.

They didn't have an opportunity to play the other teams in the mix for Charlotte. They failed. They blew a 21-point lead. That would have been a great end to their season. They would have had one loss headed into Charlotte. They were close to 10 wins last year. And that was pretty good for Year 3. Year 4 needs to end in Charlotte.

Year 4 needs to be a CFP appearance. They look really good along the lines. One through 22. I like where they're at. Now, it's not exactly what Dan said. They're not going to have the talent advantage against the likes of Texas or Ohio State. Miami's outgunned in that regard.

But it's going to come down to, or are guys good enough on a given day along the trenches to be able to dominate individual assignments? And I think 1 through 22, this roster is as good as it's been in Miami in like 20 years. So Stugats is doing God bless football, and you can catch God bless football every day. and I've been wanting to talk to him about the New York Jets practicing on Sunday by themselves. They had no coaches.

Did you guys see that? They had a players only, like, not a lot of people have seen that. A players only practice where they go out there on their off day to practice. This is after I have seen a hard knocks rip off on Amazon that I had not seen before called the home team, where Amazon Prime is doing on six Jets players from last year. know who they are. Can you look this up for me? They're going through the lives. What are you laughing about? Billy and I have a theory. I think that you said so Stugatz is a crutch and just a normal transition and then you covered it up pretty well and went into the New York Jets. That's what I thought

too. I thought that that was like just your normal muscle memory transition. I thought that too. You were so good and making it seem like we were going to talk about this Jets practice and that's your natural transition but I think you got caught up. True or false? Wait, Judge Judge Zaz? Do you want to make a ruling? Well, I mean, I can't read his mind. That's not a case that would be heard in my court. I just want to see the prop again. What?

I will admit, with great shame, I hate the way these people can see through me. All of that was, was not only that I had done it, I put my head down and started doing like a cat with kitty litter just saying, what's in the file on the jets that I got in my head? It's a good recovery. It was a great recovery.

Thank you for noticing that. But I actually wanted to keep talking about UM Notre Dame and I just lost my way with the crutch. You just said as so Sue Gats. You don't think that while people are hearing us talk about UM Notre Dame they wanted to all of a sudden hear about the Jets practicing on their own? Some might

have. Technically a walkthrough. You're not allowed to have practices. You know that Chiefs also have their own hard knocks? Yeah. Called Chief's Kingdom? The kingdom too much. The Cowboys have their own thing. It's a lot. Just kick the ball off. Actually, you know what? Don't. Thank you for laying

out and not having preseason football. week is college football. See? See what I'm saying? Zaz? See? No, but he's glad. You're not taking a week off. See? It's a week off. No, it's not a week off. See? He likes this. It's a ramp off. Were they playing last week? And the week before and the week before that? It's always been like this. Are they playing next week? This is a fairly new thing where they don't, where they take a week off before the regular season.

But we're not stopping. This isn't a go and stop and go again. They started. And now they're stopping? And the next week. They're going again. This is a ramp up. It's a ramp up. It's a little break. Just saying, keep your mind open. It hasn't.

My mind's open. I don't know. It hasn't started yet. You want to start and then stop for no reason. No, not for no reason. Can you stop interrupting Danny wants to talk about the hurricanes? And the jets. And Louise.

And Nuff says. God, well. Clubnick versus Nussmeyer and Clemson, LSU. I mean, there's so many Heisman showcase games. This is wild. Hey, looking back on the film, Riley Leonard had been a lot to Notre Dame.

When they needed to play, Riley Leonard was there. Can C.J. Carr does less experience in Emery Williams. Oh, we're going to learn. You guys can sort of hear football in the air, right? Like there's a bit of a scent around here that's slightly different here because you guys are saying, play the games, but we've got two weeks here, and we're going to fill it with some Kelsey News and some pop culture,

and we're going to break the internet with that love being real, evidently, unless you're still going to question it. Two weeks, dude. You're like three days. Boise kicks off at USF at 5.30 p.m. tomorrow. Bethune, FIU. Friday. Check it out. You on the call?

I am. Really? Tell us more. Where can people find you? I think you're at FIUSports.com. Why do you do this in the shadows? Why do you do it secretly? It's not a secret.

Look at the calendar. It's out there. There was a press release that came out, and then it kind of went away for a minute. I want to see this calendar that's, I want to see this calendar. that says FIU Bethune and then has your name underneath it. You don't believe that I'm going to do it? No, I do, but you're telling people

to look at the calendar. No, I'm just saying it's out there. I'm not one of self-promotion. Unlike you who walks around, oh, I'm on game night, I'm on this, I'm on that, you know? It's not me. Oh, look at me, Zazzo 2.0.

Oh, look at me. Oh, look at me. I'm on with Freddie Fitz or whatever. Yeah, Freddie Fitz, big star. Yeah, well, I'm bigger than you. Ooh. Give me the sweet country. Category, Best Laugh, please.

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