The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Hooey & Applesauce (feat. Pennsylvania Jones)

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

"Why is he dressed like a Ghostbuster?" Dave Dameshek is here to defend himself after The Great Garlic Role Incident of 2025™. He also teaches the crew some new, weird phrases that only he says, declares Angel Pages' catch an all-timer, and talks (some) NFL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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smart, Football America, Monday and Fridays. But I want to play the sound again. Tony and Mike are on this week. Is that what you? Especially smart today. Very intelligent episode. Okay, so you guys are being used by Damashek in today's episode of Football America? Oh, dude, mid-season awards.

Where it's finally time where we can have a reasonable Baker Mayfield MVP discussion. Before we get to the Hampton Farms winner for Nuddiest fan of the week, can you guys just play again the sound of Nick Sabin, happy birthday? Because all of this is great, but especially great in the middle of it is the way that Miss Terry really, demands, hey, you're going to sit up for a second in the middle of our football life and you're going to accept your family's love. You're going to do it very quickly and I'm going to get you to do it with two syllables. I'm just going to, I'm just going to hit you right in the heart with sit up and you're going to spring from that coffin of yours that you've been sitting in all weekend. You're going to spring from it. You're going to enjoy your birthday.

To you. Happy birthday to you. Sit up. Happy birthday. Dear. Happy birthday to you. Think about a good wish. Good one, make it good. Make it good. Grease and late cruise. Family. Good.

More, more, more, more. Got a good idea of what that wish was. Her timing was impeccable. Like, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Sit up. Waited for the pause. Waited for the pause. it directly on target number two the reason why she has to bark that is because as they're

singing and rounding the corner around him he hasn't moved he's like you you could hear the exhale come out of him like jesus guys but it is it is a little strange right to see uh eternal leader of men uh general of toughness not only being told in a way that is a samurai sword across the face sit up but also referred to as da-da like the whole thing it's a little confused on what to call him there was like a lot of like dad bug nick uh coach i did not hear a coach in there i call every coach coach coach i did not there was no coach in there uh damasheck as you join us now uh do you have any thoughts on our nick sabin happy birthday video do you have any observations yeah um compare and contrast that to who's more disinterested nick sabin at his birthday cellybin at his birthday celebration. Who's more disinterested in the events in that room? Sabin there or Donald Trump

looking at the guy laying on the floor? No, my God. By the way, in this first scene, is that Greg Cody? It does look like that. You guys, you guys do understand that at that age, the birthday is not happy for him. He doesn't want to be doing any of that. He wants to be watching the last five minutes of Mahomes against Josh Allen. That is Tommy Tyg. Fellas, I have a lot of different things that I'd like to address with you. The garlic roll incident, I don't know why it is. I was told that at Flanagan's a week ago, it was alarming how many garlic rolls you ate and your entire face smelled like bad breath.

That's complete nonsense. That's abject hooey and applesauce. I had one garlic roll on my way out the door because I was encouraged to have one. I think it was Chris Cody who was really special. He said you were crushing them. He said you were crushing the garlic rolls. He said you were eating them. They were like a factory line of garlic rolls going into your face.

Okay. Number two issue to address is, so Dan Lebitard, I hope you had a good time in Los Angeles. You know, maybe we could have crushed some garlic rolls together while you were out here. Maybe on your next visit. I didn't even know you were in Los Angeles. I didn't think he was. I didn't know where he was. I didn't know where he was based.

I didn't assume it was Los Angeles. You think he was hanging out with John Hamm and Pittsburgh? Your diminishment of Angelino sports fans is semi-fair, but I disagree that they don't know about baseball. You know about baseball? Yes, Los Angeles Dodgers fans do. I'm fascinated by the idea because I was talking with some of the gang down there last week when I was out. People want to, they have to rationalize reasons to hate, idealic places to live like Los Angeles and Miami. And so they conjure these reasons. I could never live there because of hurricanes or earthquakes or whatever else or because of the governor and all of that kind of stuff.

Which is the better sports town and which one is more hated and which one's titles does the rest of the sports nation care less about? I find that subject fascinating. I always say NFL fans in SEC country, it just means less. It's clear that what really matters in your neck of the woods is how the college teams do. What happens on Saturday trumps what happens on Sundays, right? Dave, I'm not kidding you when I tell you that I heard three times while I was there of the 18 inning game. It described as overtime. You're not going to tell me that those people knew what they were talking about.

Three different times I heard. What an amazing game last night. It went into overtime. Very important question, Dan. Were they talking about the Dodgers game or the Dodgers game? doyer's game because someone who was talking about the doyer's game would not say that that is correct

the Dodgers game would not say overtime I'm not going to dig my heels in on that I do want to say to Jeremy and beyond because we were talking about the series obviously as it was going on a week ago and then I got back to Los Angeles and watch Saturday night

and I guess it speaks to the largesse of pro football in our society at this point that somehow we got to Monday and the Andy Pahez catch was an afterthought. That was, I think it will loom 20 years, 50 years from now as one of the iconic plays in sports in this millennium. Do you agree?

Am I getting hyperbolic? Am I prisoner in a moment? Yes, I think it will be for regionally, people will remember it. I don't think it's nationally something that people are going to remember that way. Any baseball fan nationally is going to remember that catch. A guy who went one for 976, makes one catch and it's going to be remembered for a millennia. That's why.

No. I mean, Roe, there are so many events within, I mean, just start the clock in the ninth inning from that point forward. The whole series ranks in my lifetime is probably one of the three best world series we've seen. But just from the ninth inning of Game 7 on and the number of events that happened in it, but, you know, as opposed to, you know, Rojas hits the improbable home run. But you put that, you stack that up with.

um you know you bring up being safe at the place masorosky you can say there were more moments in just extra innings of that series than most world series have but you know i mean at least will relate to this i was thinking about it in these terms you know home runs are great but they're garden variety classic moments that live for eternity but they all stack up against each other and which one was the the best and and all of that i think sort of like is chili a soup no it's something better it's its own thing um and sort of like godfather every every death every shooting death every killing in the godfather stands out because it's got some weird little quirk there's a beat that is a little um there's there's a half a beat of of oddity when um uh lucca bratsy

puts his hand on the on the counter at the bar there's there's a weird pregnant pause before they kill him. And so it goes, I think that's the Pahez thing. It's sort of like the Tyree catch or the immaculate reception or things like that that are just, they are by themselves. Andy Pahez, you understand, in the bottom of the ninth, with the whole thing on the line, crashed into Kike Hernandez, once again, reminder, Kike, the accent over the E, the most important accent Martin's going right now. But this guy was going to basket catch it. I don't know if he was going to catch it. I don't he wasn't going to catch it he wasn't and andy pa has trucks the guy and you know when you run into another human being at full speed generally speaking it throws off what your assumptions are physically

about where things are going to come to where they're going to that he catches that ball and sends it to extras it's just it's just one of the iconic moments i've seen and nobody is talking about it it's we you know what it is dave it's the gun in the bathroom taped to the back of the tank which by the way, Francis Ford Coppola didn't tell Pacino where it was, so that's why he's actually looking for it for real because he knows there, he just doesn't know where and he's doing that and he finally finds it.

And Coppola did that on purpose because he wanted an authentic Michael Corleone to be searching for that gun. The best thing in that scene is, I'm in one of the all-time scenes in movie history, of course, but is watch it again, as I'm sure we all

have watched it 394 times. at least. When Pacino comes out and he sits down and they start talking Italian again. They start speaking to each other again. And then the voice goes down. Coppola lowers the Italian voice and the train in the background. The volume on that goes up and up and up and it starts to stir in his brain and that's what drives him to get up and shoot the guy. It's just the best. But yes, that's another quirk. Okay, subject number two. No, hold on a second before you get to subject number two yammering Dave Damashek

here. Where was that a flag is when you handed the mic? He insists on reviewing movies from the 1970s every time. He was too busy eating garlic rolls. Vampires were wrong. Can we get to for a second? Because you may have heard Amin had an off-mic laugh and I'm used to all manner

of narcissism around here. I know what it is Amin was laughing at. A picture was put up of all of us at that Flanagan's and you will see that in the right-hand side Amin is doing cash. But and he's laughing at his cash Patel in the middle of a photograph of all of us. The only

thing he's laughing at is looking at his own face. To be fair, I started laughing at Chris. The hand placement's weird. Chris looks like he's about to eat 70 nuggets in that picture right there. Then I saw myself next to Chris and I said a laughing call. No, look, let's go to the other

photo. No, you, I, when this photo was put up, you were only looking at you and you were only laughing at you. When the previous photo was put up. Put up that photo, Chris Cody, who says he's never high at work. When the previous photo... I said before a show.

When the previous photo was put up of Chris Cody, Amin's reaction to that was to say to me and to anybody listening, holy shit. Chris Cody is so high in that photo. Nah, I'm just having a good time. I'm a boy, Dave.

Pennsylvania Jones. Subject number two, Damashek. Go ahead. I'm surprised Chris. You got that close to his garlic breath. Oh, this is an outrageous attack on me. That's not why I woke up early on a Friday was to be assaulted verbally and otherwise. Now, was Jeremy the one in the suspenders? Yeah, that was me.

I might go suspenders the rest of my life. I don't know. Maybe it's time to end the belt. Jeremy's fashion just inspired you to spend the rest of your life in suspenders? I'm a fashion forward guy. I'm kind of of the age. There's certain fashion choices one makes as you transcend. the wrong side of your fashion forward when only one word will do your four words when one word

will do i don't even know what that means but i'm going to move on to this hold on jeremy's got something he wants to say here hold on no chris has something chris jeremy looks super stoned in these photos what i won't let this slide oh get out of it absolutely not high on life baby you were saying dave well the other big observation from that party and from my experience in miami was that juju is is officially too jacked to portray Colin Kaepernick, which I did not anticipate when I got out here. But to the color gold, which is one of the colors that the 49ers wear, I am fascinated by the subject of what is what counts as being gold slash yellow. Now, I know 10 Daytona doesn't like it when I go Pittsburgh, but, you know, the Pittsburgh Steelers colors are properly black and

gold. Whiz Khalifa may have said black and yellow, but properly it is black and gold. That color is considered gold alongside the New Orleans Saints and the rambling wreck of Georgia Tech. Hell of an engineer. Hey, I mean, do you remember, you're probably a little too young, but Dan does remember. That was one of the great college basketball teams, Bobby Kremens and all of that in the middle. I went to school there because of that. That's the reason he went to Georgia Tech. Yeah. I went there because I was like, oh, there's a lot of basketball there. And I thought there were no winters in Atlanta. That's the other reason. Isn't it sad that team didn't? I felt like that team deserved something better for the talent.

Did it have two pros or three pros on that team? Is Geiger on that team? Tom Hammond made it, right? Hammond made it. Kenny. Mark Price is great. John Sally was earlier. Mark Price was earlier. No, those guys are 85, 86 before Kenny. Anderson. Right.

I thought you wanted to leave a weapon. Kenny Anderson is the reason he went to school there. Let me leave the weapon three, right? It was Kenny Anderson, Dennis Scott, and Forrest. See, I am older than you, and I just proved it. Yeah, John Sally and Bruce Dalrymple and Dwayne Farrell and those. Okay, I'm not doing this with you every time you come on, Damashack. He loves doing nostalgia through the 70s.

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Putt ball This is the Dan Lebattebrot show With the Stugats The Pittsburgh Steelers, I know they are proudly black and gold, but that color is yellow. That color is yellow. I know they identify as black and gold, but that color is yellow. I know they identify as black and gold, but that color is yellow. So you said you're fascinated by the differences between gold and yellow.

What are the differences between gold and yellow? I'm not here to articulate the distinction. I'm fascinated by the fact that we call those two things, which are clearly not the same thing. We call them the same thing, which is gold. The terrible towel is clearly yellow. Again, this feels like an attack on the roots, on yellow. You had 25 garlic rolls. I saw you.

Why is he dressed like a Ghostbuster? Who's dressed like a Ghostbuster? Like a Ghostbuster. This is a Ghostbusters outfit? I'm wearing black. I literally put this shirt on, and I forgot that I did. I literally put this shirt on for you guys because you were talking about the color gold. And I think that it's beige is close enough.

It's bad for Georgia Tech Gold. That's brown. It's brown. It's tacky. It's also the same shirt that you wore during our taping of football America. I was trying for continuity. And by the way, I have to say, spoiler alert, we did already have our conversation. And I think it was a grand one.

I enjoyed it immensely. We did the mid-season awards for this NFL season. We discussed things like, what guys keep every week you got, Mike being responsible for this, perpetuating who's an MVP three weeks in, two weeks in, seven weeks in, okay, now we've transcended the midway point in the season. We can start having this conversation. But which guys keep getting mentioned as MVP candidates, even though they have zero chance of ever winning the MVP. Dan, any thoughts on that?

I hate this every year. I hate that we switch from week to week who's the MVP candidate. I don't like it as an entertainment option generally. This is why I invented the MVP conversation bar, because there are people who are in that conversation, but they have no chance of actually winning it. See, to gain interest into the MVP conversation bar, you have to have someone say, he should be in the MVP conversation.

Are you going to vote MVP for him? Well, no. Well, now he's standing in the side. Now, the guy in the middle of the bar, holding court, drinking hand, everyone just enwrapped with every word he says, that guy, that's the guy who has an actual chance of winning an MVP.

I don't mean to undo or undercut what it is you guys are doing. I'm sure you will make it entertaining, but just as a tether, whenever I look up at television and invariably they have to make two hours of sports television but they only have 30 minutes of sports news they end up in one of these graphics that says who's on the hot seat more pressure on somebody should somebody be in the MVP conversation when it's all just who are the nine best players in the league how do you react coach to a lot of people out there are saying like are you one of those

people saying it because you're awfully passive in the way you're setting this question up you you don't think that though right reporter asking the coach that question you see how you look like a ghostbuster in this photo right no i don't you do it's the same shirt it looks like the same shirt the same collar it looks like the same look from bill murray and ghostbuster keep it up keep it up i'm going to lose the shirt and then you're all going to be sorry for that then i'm going to then it's not going to be just mac jones with don't threaten us with a good time with the weird nipples um hey um yeah i mean i i i i love it and as we discuss on Football America. My favorite is this thing, the cheat that the voters have provided themselves, the fallback of like MVP, no, no, offensive player of the year. Come on. Please, please, keep them straight here. Can you articulate the difference? It's kind of like Steelers gold

versus Georgia Tech gold. Can you tell me the difference there? Yeah, one's yellow and Offensive player of the year and the other one's the MVP. How are you distinguishing between the two? Sam Darnold is different this year than last year, right? The Sam Darnold who lost the last two games of the season and spent a bunch of the season winning one-score games, this is not the same offense, not the same team, not the same quarterback, correct? I agree, and then you have to wonder, you know, KOC,

they offered Sam Darnold in Minnesota, but they didn't offer him the full amount. as it were, the way Seattle did. And so he left and they turned the page to J.J. McCarthy, as you would have expected them to, given the way Donald finished the season. He was out there to be had by everybody. I wonder if, I know we talk about it a lot, but COC, in a world of alleged QB whispers, there are in fact maybe three or five of them.

And I think COC is the genuine article with that. I mean, did he sprinkle fairy dust on Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones? all things kind of run back through. Kyle Shanahan, Sean McVeigh, Andy Reed, and now KOC, it seems. Good quarterbacks who pass through those guys end up better for the experience. And even though they, Darnold and Jones are away from him, they did spend time with him last year and look at them thriving now. Do you believe in Seattle and Denver? Are those teams that you're saying to yourself, I do not see them knocked out in the playoffs easily? It would be a surprise or not a surprise if Sam Darnold and Bo Nix are knocked out early?

Seattle, much more so than Denver. Obviously, that offense ain't great, but I also buy that Sean Payton, who probably has lost a little of the lustre of being one of those QB whispers. I do think that the way they're constructed, dominant defensively, can bang you running the ball, and is Bo Nick's going to be a liability in January? I guess that's the question at this point. Otherwise, yeah, I buy that team. I think it's a big one.

Talk about MVP's, guys who will get floated as MVP's who have no chance of winning it. Bo Nix. I mean, if that team wins the AFC West, that alone makes the case. I hear you. I think it's an absurd thing to say that I'm talking about results. Dave, I like you. Don't do this. Don't do this.

Mike did this to himself earlier this week. Don't do this. Take those words out of your mouth. I am not. I am saying what the narrative will be. if they win the division, things get fuzzy about how good the individual is. Many are saying. Now, Dan, a lot of people are talking about Bo Nix as an MVP.

Nobody's talking about that. I know. But you know who they're not talking about also more legitimately in the same division is what if the Chargers actually win the division? Doesn't Justin Herbert kind of have to be a top two or three candidate for the team? I don't hear him mention it all. One of the things happening with Herbert that is really interesting to me is,

is because he is not won substantively in the playoffs, because some people want to question what looks like the prototype ability of a quarterback, people are not taking into account how hard it is to do what he has done given how often he's getting hit. He is getting hit more than any quarterback in the league. He gets hit all the time. The pressure is ridiculous list. And he'll probably get knocked out at some point of a game or of the playoffs. But that guy is playing extraordinarily well when the moment that Alt goes out on that team, all of a sudden there are seven defenders on him. Every time Alt goes out and he's always going out. Yeah. And you think about why Jim Harbaugh succeeds everywhere he's gone. He immediately, on the

first day in the office, he gets to work on the offensive line and becoming physical. And so, obviously, they leaned into that spot in the draft and otherwise, and now both of their potentially dominant tackles, or at least high pedigree guys, are out now. And here come to Pittsburgh Steelers, who looked like junk defensively, inexplicably, almost for a giant swath of the first half of the season. And is everything right now because they turned the Colts over six times to the Steelers zero turnovers? This is a fascinating matchup on Sunday night football. If he, if Herbert, I mean, that would be another chip, obviously, but this is a huge spot.

And I agree with you completely, Dan. I would take the chargers blindly, except for the fact, man, they don't have their tackles. And here comes T.J. Watt, who's maybe I talk about the Minish, maybe a little bit, but Alex Highsmith and the rest of that pass rush. It's going to be interesting to see how this breaks for both those teams and what it means going forward for these two teams. But the game of the day on Sunday in terms of like if you're somebody who likes to slow down on the freeway and look at car wrecks, is there anything funnier going right now

than the Cleveland Browns going into play the New York Jets? And I dare say this may be the saddest note of the entire football season. The Jets, there's a pro football. team hosting the Cleveland Browns and that home team is an underdog to the Browns. Can you imagine? Can you imagine the disgrace? Fold it up, Woody. Fold it up. It's over. Put it on the poll, please. At Lebitard show is Brown's Jets, the saddest note of this season long musical. Did you guys cover on Football America any or all of the transactions? Because I think that the one that people are talking about most is the Colts saying, okay, we're going to line.

up to try and compete with the chiefs in the AFC. We're going to get somebody who can cover. And the thing you just don't see very much anymore, two first rounders and a surprise in the middle of the season. Nobody had the Jets trading Sauce Gardner. Sauce Gardner's numbers have gone down for a couple of seasons, but I thought that's because their pass rush has gone down, that that's the reason that that has happened. I think one of the reasons Sartan is so good is because that Denver pass rush is amazing with four. What did you have to say about the trades and which one did you find most interesting? Well, I think you just hit it with Soss Gardner is the one.

And obviously it means a great deal of the Colts. It also is interesting, more vainly and more having to do with a conversation I had one week ago today with Pablo Tori. And we talked about the newsbreakers. Fascinating. How did the newsbreakers? How did the Soss Gardner trade happen without any of the newsbreakers, the insiders, who have their earsbreakers, who have their ear to the ground and they have their 17 phones so they can't enjoy dinner and they can't have a normal life. None of them saw the sauce gardener trade happening.

Oh, stunner. Stunner, eh? But yeah, I think that... What are you inferring there? What are you inferring there? Yes, the insiders don't have... Those people are not journal... I mean, it's the pap of... I hate the grift of that these people have some information that they don't actually have... What evidence is there? If you're an insider, if you're, if you're somebody who's talking to both sides, shouldn't you periodically be able to, in advance of the actual news event, tell us, I'm hearing that this is. What are you alleging? What are you alleges?

That those people are not practicing actual journalism. Pablo Tori is practicing investigative journalism. Yeah. I'm a goon. I'm not doing either. I'm cracking wise. So I'm not taking slaps at anybody because I'm doing better journalism. I'm not doing any journalism whatsoever.

I'm talking hooey and applesauce. Now, again with the hooey and applesauce reference. Twice or twice or three times? But why applesauce? Why can't, why isn't it sufficient with just hooey? Why are you adding a side of applesauce to that? Dan, when you have 10 minutes and you want to have a good last. open up the the thesaurus and look up the word nonsense a good a good thought a real good thick

the sarahs this are it is the synonyms for nonsense are are the best in the world and who ain't applesauce are two of my favorites and it's a tough list uh to choose from um i think that it's weird and i've been asking uh i was on with zazz on his show earlier this week and i talked to ten day tony and and to mike about this as well as a fc East observers and people who obsess over it. I feel sad for Dolphins fans legitimately that you guys saw Tom Brady leave. So now here's your opportunity. By the way, he tried to buy the dolphins and failed and install himself as quarterback.

We've talked about that. And then in the interim, you think you got the guy. The guys, in fact, in McDaniel and Tua. Oh, wow. It's a whole new era for us here in the AFC East. And then that flames out. and on the other side, the Patriots have solved the quarterback position once again. So I feel sad for you there.

The two have knots in the division, the Dolphins and the Jets. Which is more appealing to you? Which seat would you rather sit in as a fan? Because the Jets just gave away two guys who, by position, are essential in pro football in the 21st century. Obviously, interior pass rusher and shut down corner or would be shut down corner. And now they just, so they get two first round picks basically to replace those guys. They just, at a cheaper rate is basically the bid that they're making here. Or the dolphins who are kind of just still what they were before the trade deadline,

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It was pretty good. It was excellent. I feel like there's legs. I tried at the beginning and then I lost confidence in it. Why? It was good. You got this. There's nothing official.

Yeah, it's so good. Conversations are still ongoing. Stugats. It is trending towards Nick Siriani, remaining the head coach of the Eagles. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. Dave, I have an update for you. I went to the thickest, heaviest thesaurus I could find, Thesaurus.com, and I put in nonsense, and under, they've got three categories.

Strongest matches, strong matches, and weak matches. Under strong matches, I did. I found Huey. I did not find Applesauce anywhere. I got to be honest. I'm a little surprised that he will never in his life go again with another segment that has a player

named Sauce traded in it and he went Huey and Applesauce twice without doing anything with sauce Gardner. It didn't play on words at all. Didn't do anything. He'll never have that opportunity again. Well, you just cleaned it up for me. We'll fix this in post, right? Somebody can

edit this all together so it sounds like I got it. This is live. Clap trap is one of the ones on the list that I kind of, I like that one. Clap trap. Try to work that. I've hit old twaddle. I are two of them. Yeah. Try it. Oh, yeah, that's a good one too.

Have you guys ever heard the expression Huey and Applesauce? Nope. No, I googled it and the first thing that comes up is Dave Damashick. Yeah. There's a tweet of his from 2016 saying hooey and applesau. There's fandom.com. People like Greg Cody in that way,

which is regularly used by Dave Damach. Like dancing swords a little bit. Get him out of here. It's football. America. It's Monday and Friday. Thank you, Dave. Good talking to you. We are done with you now. Enough of that. Go bust some ghosts.

Rambling rack. Football America. I don't know the difference between gold and yellow. I don't know why the Steelers are. The Steelers are, look, I'm looking at the uniform. It's yellow. That's yellow. That's not gold. I don't, gold, I think of gold as being a harder kind of yellow. Yellow is brighter than gold. Yeah. I don't know what distinctions you guys are making between yellow and

gold, but yellow is brighter than gold. Don't let them gaslight you into this. Whiz Khalifa had it right. It's yellow. Black and gold wouldn't have been a good song. Black and gold, black and gold. No. Pittsburgh Pirates also black and yellow. Pittsburgh Penguins. Black and yellow. We've covered this extensively. The entire city has the same

color scheme. So the penguins started as blue, but they switched to black and yellow. Really? Yes. Come on. Play with us here, Roy. Put it on the pole at Levitard Show. Did you know that the Pittsburgh Penguins started with blue instead of black and yellow and put it on the poll at Lebitard show. Could you articulate to your friends

the difference between gold and yellow? Who is our Hampton Farms Nutteous fan winner after doing the nominees? I don't know who the nominees were. You're having a lot of trouble with that costume. How swampy is it in that costume, Chris Cody? You call me Dave Dampasheck.

Dan, this week's Hampton Farms winner, congrats to shirtless ab guy of the Colorado Boulders. they are this week's nuttiest fan get nutty with Hampton Farms the official peanut of bowl season it's been unpleasant as a costume correct I'm telling you

way worse than the wings really the nuggets not worse than my cowboy costume because that was I don't want to do that again this stinks let me ask you guys a question from all of last weekend's football there was one story that caught my eye more than any of the others and

And it was the story that Brian Schottenheimer, the coach of the Cowboys, I'm guessing you guys didn't see this, but this seems like it would be a pretty major inconvenience. Brian Schottenheimer, the night before the game against the Cardinals that they lost, was thinking about leaving his house entirely and staying somewhere else because an owl had gotten into his house. and he couldn't get rid of the owl, didn't know how to get rid of the owl, and was confused as to what do I do now, there is an owl in my house. And so I'm asking all of you, in practical terms, A, put it on the poll at Lebitard show, have you ever had an owl in your house, and B, outside of calling pet control, what would you guys do if the owl, a notoriously dumb bird, even though it has the reputation for being wise?

big bird, a bird of prey that might do something to your pets. I don't know whether an owl would like to have a small dog or a small cat that it would like to get into a fight with. What would any of you do if there were an owl in your house? How the hell do you get an owl out of your house? Sorry, who are we talking about? Brian Schontenheimer. Who? Don't do that. Who? I should just cut my knees off, man. You should get out. Roy, for not, for asking, for answering that question, Roy, you need to get out and take Jeremy with you. Okay, come on, Jeremy.

Wow. A hoo joke off of an owl. By the way, good luck with Chris doing this job right now. What are you doing today? You're sabotaging the show. I don't have an owl in my house, but I have an owl outside my house that lives in my fishtail palms. And it was a terrifying experience

when I discovered this because it was dusk, and I was just chilling on my phone outside, watching my dog. And this teradactyl flies into my fishtail palms. I like drop my phone. I hit the ground. I didn't know what was going on. And then, like, I was looking for it. And a couple days later, it was just camouflaged in my fishtail palms staring right at me. I'm afraid of birds because I was attacked when I was younger by a bird. I didn't

call animal control. I don't exactly know what to do. Then I had another raptor, another bird of prey chasing a smaller bird directly into my fishtail palms as well. Crash, thundering. It's like when they lowered that calf into the raptor pit in Jurassic Park. I don't like this one. bit, Dan. So to be clear, the bird wasn't terrified of your terrifying dog? My terrifying dog is a weapon and, you know, mid-sized. I'm just saying it looks

terrifying. The bird was bigger. I know you think my dog is ugly and I think it's frightening. It looks like an alien. If I were a bird, I'm like, what the hell is that? I'd like Mike to explain again what he did when first seeing this bird, because it sounded like you dropped

your phone and then combat rolled. You said you hit the ground. You hit the ground. You got low. You got to get low. We have security footage of this. When someone buzzes the tower, Dan, you go low. Yeah. Who was it?

Was a doggy that said stay low? You got to stay low. That's exactly what I was doing. I don't know if another one's coming. Who is he telling the stay low again? I don't know what's happening right now. I think it was Tom Brady's dad. Tom Brady's dad originally.

I'll get it. But he did it again this week. We played the sound of him talking about yumb up. You saw him say he's talking about the Dodgers play by play guy and he was really upset that he hosted the championship parade. And so he told him, hey, because you're the national voice, you do the Fox games, whatever, you got to stay low.

They should have, the Dodgers should have told them stay low until the heat goes over or whatever. We are going to sit here and stare at Chris Cody until he figures out how to find the sound of Mad Dog telling Tom Brady's dad to stop doing interviews and to just stay low as a personality. We're going to just keep watching a terrified Chris Cody. Dave Dampercheck try to figure out how to work the console. To explain to the people who are listening or watching. Chris is moving his head rapidly up and down. The reason why is because he can only see through the mouth hole. So he has to look down to the keyboard and then look up.

But also the way that he's moving suggests even though he can't see his face and complete and total panic. Now he's got to find. how to use his paw in order to hit the right button. He's going to take off his paw and hit the right button. Come on, you can do it, Chris. I feel the

segment's ending and you're almost there. Give us the sound we need of Mad Dog criticizing Tom Brady's dad in a way that's totally nonsense. Just a mumble bleep me under a costume. We'll just wait for you. Shut the hell up! Shut up! Keep your mouth shut.

Your son got nailed. Keep your freaking mouse shut. Oh, Framgate, my, keep you, shut up. Stay low. Shut the hell up, Framgate. You mean, are you kidding me? Come on, a guy cheated, folks. Let's be honest.

I got to listen to Tom Brady's old man now, who, you know, has lived in the bubble, you know, and has lived under the scenario where his kid's been a phenomenal player all this time, and now he's trying to make excuse me. Now he's trying to disparage the guy who spent 246 pages right about it. shut up put that guy on see if he's got the guts to talk to somebody's going to ask him a tough question

go ahead better yet put his son on let's say what he has to say put your son on don't hide USA today come on talk shows hey come right now come on right now

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