The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: I DO Know About Sports

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

We ask the quintessential questions: are people more or less honest on the internet? Was Rudy Gobert fined for being French? And, most importantly, where is Lucy going this weekend? Plus, Chris Cote hates love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Hey, today's the final day of our Miller Light Sweep Sakes, where you can enter for a chance to hang out with us, and you can bring three of your friends for a weekend in Miami. You'll hang out for a taping in the show,

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mocks me on the technology stuff, not trusting technology. Most recently I was complaining about the Face ID that is required all the time for me to like dance with my phone and fill in the entire circle. And Mike Ryan's joke was really, you're worried about them having your face information when you've been on television for 20 years.

But I think you're talking about setting your face ID. Yeah, just to set it. That's correct. I'm just saying I don't want anybody to have his face. I don't want them to have that many details on my face. I don't want them to have as much information as they have on me, but I tied this into what happened the other day here with Google Maps where where a hiker, they had to send a helicopter and to rescue a hiker who had been told on Google Maps to follow some phantom trail and ends up walking right off of a cliff, and I'm just curious,

because I cannot be the only one distrusting the technology this way. It starts with some of my ignorance and some of the game passing me by on technology, but even among you young people, this must be something that you have some distrust about that Apple's gonna have all of the money and all of your information, like they're gonna be able to have everything about your personal life.

They're listening to you with the phones and everything else, and you don't fear some of this stuff. I'm not worried about them having all my information because I grew up as a kid on the internet, and I know I willingly gave out a lot of my information online because a young kid, I was definitely the one that was like, I'm gonna win my family a cruise, I'm gonna do it, I'm just gonna give them all this info.

So they already know everything about me. I don't trust the maps though, because I'm a walker, and the walking maps are terrible. Like I was in Charlotte a week ago, Anciatal, and I couldn't walk anywhere because it would take me the wrong way every time. And it's very stressful. So it's not good for walking. But outside of that, they already have my information. So I'm not going to stress about it.

To find a wrong way. Like, I'm not in the direction of where I was going. As someone between Millennial and Gen Z here, I've also grown up with the internet just being something where I was constantly giving out information and I think if I lived with the anxiety of, oh, they have all my information, I wouldn't have made it to 28 years old. Like, it is, it would be too confounding to be concerned about it because I've known my whole life. Like, all right, there's all the information, they have all of it, and one day they can destroy us all. We have been doing this for a generation, for a generation of people.

For two decades, we have been doing this, and I want to ask because different people are going to have different experiences with what it is that I was saying yesterday about social media, which is, I want to believe that people are good. I have daily interactions all the time that suggest to me that people are good. And I can't tell on social media whether people are a more honest version of themselves. So therefore, people are actually a lot cooler than I experience them to be when they can hide an anonymity or the disguise. Or are they a more honest version of themselves on the internet where they are people who are so angry by life circumstances that it feels good to them to tear down others. I'm genuinely confused when I say, uh, what I endorse that

shepel says Twitter's not a real place. I do so because it comforts me to think people can't actual the people I'm running into can't actually be this awful with their judgments and their cruelty. This has to be a distortion and exaggeration, a need for voice, a need to be heard, a need to have your anger express. But is it that people are actually worse than I think they are on the internet or are they a more honest version of themselves on the internet? I think a lot of it is fronting. So when I was in college, I did like my senior thesis because I got cyberbullied a lot

and I was like, well, this is an easy project. So I reached out to people online who had sent me very mean comments. And I said, hey, I'm gonna give you this, it wasn't my actual phone number, but a fake phone number, and you can call me, and you can say whatever you want to me. I will let you do it.

I just wanna know why you said the things that you did. 90% of the time, they would block me, they would be like, screw you, I'm not gonna do that. But I finally got one person to agree to it. And they were not, like they didn't even send me something that mean, and it started off the conversation of them being like, yeah, I don't regret it, I'm glad I said that to you, to 15 minutes later being like,

I'm so sorry, I will never do that again. My daughters look up to you, I was like, oh, that came out of nowhere, but I think it's something that you just sort of like massed by this veil, and so I don't actually think people are that bad, they just think they can get away with it. And then when you give them the opportunity to say it to you, they never do.

The shield of anonymity is very real. This happens when I'm doing standup all the time and I'm doing a joke and someone just yells some stuff out and I go, what was that? And then I hear silence. Cause that's when it's quite, they're like, oh, now it's not TV. This guy can hear me.

And like dealing with hecklers is like, now you take that Twitter world and now you go into the real life. Or now it's like, okay, now you can get called out on it. And when you can, that's when a lot of people back off. It makes sense that this is an entity would take away humanity, that the moment a human appears as a human, then everyone has to go back to human behavior.

But I am so proud of the job that Juju does representing us on social media, and I worry about Juju's general mental health, because spending that much time in that acid pit, I don't believe is good for anybody, and I have conversations with Juju all the time where I'm just worried about him because I don't think it's a good place to spend an addicted amount of obsessive compulsive time. I think it's poison in ways that affect mental health that we will know 20 years from now

that we don't even understand now because all of us are so are so comfortable with the New normal when I say all of this, dude, your thoughts are what people on the internet are what? I know that it's it's a broad question, but which is closer to the truth people are really that awful and That's just the most honest version of themselves or People are better than I think they are they're just unhappy in a lot of places and that's how it comes out. I think people are actually that awful. Like if I show you my DMs, I got more in words than the best about you feel. But we also did a poll a couple of, you mean,

don't do this. We did a poll back in about a month ago when they said, have you ever wished that someone did bad that you don't like or something? I forgot the word in the middle. Yes, we still want somebody. And the poll was like 80%, yes, and I couldn't believe it. I don't give it to them if I hate you. I don't hope you do bad. I don't like salute to Emily.

I hope she's doing terrible, but I don't hate you. You know what I mean? So I think that fear... Emily's the only one. Salute to Emily, I hope she's doing terrible, but I don't hate you. You know what I mean? So I think that fear, that, Emily's the only one. Everyone else we wish for, well upon. Are you being me? So I think that is this, people come in and I think that's their real selves

because even sometimes I come back online and DM and back, like, yo bro, what did you really mean this? Yeah, you don't deserve this, you got to hand out, those people don't even know you at that job You just got a great cold attack to and that's the only reason this but they try to demean my value of myself Worth you feel me so and they don't never back down. So I think people are just that bad But juju I'ma say this

It's still the anonymity. It's still easy to say things to someone you don't have to see, or even in the case of Lucy, you don't have to hear because there's no reaction. So I think a lot of people are real tough and brave when they don't have to deal with the actual consequences. It's kind of like how people think murder is easy, like killing someone is easy, until you have to actually take a life and watch a life leave the eyes of the person in front of you.

And that's why a lot of people throw up or, you know, pass out or do whatever when they actually do do that because it's not easy to strip away your humanity when it's on display right in front of you. You're of the belief that people out there think murder is easy. Oh yeah. Oh, I kill a lot of people think that, but it's like then you gotta actually do it.

And it's not so easy. I don't think anybody. Hardest part is a cleanup. No, I know a lot of rappers would think it's easy. You know what I mean? I've been a lot of places where people think it's easy until something actually happened and you have to show something by the something.

We can ask Whitty. Oh, well, I've found that the dismemberment is the hardest part. Yeah, just get a pig farm. And take the teeth teeth out get a pig farm. It'll be done. Yeah the old silence of the lamb's sequel That's how I Hannibal just fed his enemies to pigs. That was a prequel Transition no, no the Hannibal one. Yeah, where Clarice was not played by Going back to your question on are people more themselves or less themselves on the internet? I think that there's an age cutoff. I think if you look at like LeBron James, 38 years old.

He is less his true self on the internet. I think anybody older than him, Galbiterina's being more authentically themselves on the internet because the internet was given to them once they reached adulthood. And so now they have this anonymity to be able to just release all of these thoughts they've been keeping in forever. Where those of us who grew up with social media, we've been performing as content creators because these social media websites have been telling us to do so since a young age. And so we all have these internet personas that have pieces of us, just like, you know, our personas on the show, have pieces of us, but ultimately, like, our internet personas are a character. Brad, what is your experience on the internet? Hahaha. Hahaha.

Oh, I'm fine, Dan. I'm fine. Just putting out stand. Everyone's very supportive of stand-up comedians on the internet. It's amazing. They don't latch onto one certain physical characteristic of yourself and just say, that's the reason for all your success. And that's the reason for all your success and

That's the reason you're known. They they they they don't do that at all They don't say that you're a one trick pony and only have one joke. It's very supportive. I don't know what this place is I agree Whitney Cummings is pregnant You get a lot of you're not funny, right? Yes It's a take it's a professional funny person. No, it's just a professional funny person being told by people who aren't as funny and don't make They're living at funny people that he doesn't have to respect their opinion on funny telling him he's not fun Is that land on you the same way that like occasionally you'll get you don't know anything about sports? I do I know a lot honestly the thing the thing that the thing that gets me the most you could tell me I'm like, I do. I know a lot.

Honestly, the thing that gets me the most, you can tell me I'm not funny because I performed a live audiences who laugh. That reaction you can't fake, so I know I'm funny. The thing that drives me the most nuts is when I announce my tour dates and someone just goes, when are you coming to Denver and I'm like, Denver, last week, I was there. And this happens every week next week I'll get dude you never come to South Florida last week. I was there were you tonight He's in Daniel, Daniel, Prove this week and Brad Williams comedy dot com for all things Brad Williams

Don Lebertard Do you realize that for 30 minutes now we might not have been doing good show, but we were doing show for about 30 minutes. And then you just decided to tell the story as if we were in the eating area still gots. Many refer to it as a kitchen, right, eating area. I'm sorry. Who calls it an eating area? Nobody. Nobody. Right.

Eating area. What's the bedroom, the sleeping area? In the year, let's hang on. I got to go to the urinating area. I'll be right back eating area. What's the bedroom, the sleeping area? Let's hang on, I gotta go to the urinating area. I'll be right back. Eating area. This is the Don Lebatar Show with their StuGads. It's Thursday. You know what that means, and I say, you head bobbin, you like this song, don't you? You like this song?

I am only coming around on some of the music. That's all I'm coming around with. The segments leave a lot to be decided. But we win. Often. And if we lose, it's just that third leg or something like that. Is that mathematically accurate what you just said or just gibberish? We win often and we often lose by a smidge that's where you lose.

Yes, if we lose, it's a smidge. And look, an L's and L when it comes to a parlay, but you know, just take that for what it's worth. Look it up. I could be giving you, if not just a parlay winner on Thursday Thunder, I could be giving you three if not just a parlay winner on Thursday Thunder, I could be giving you three individual winners, you never know. Chris Long, the other day impressed me because he took the Denver Broncos on the Moneyline at Buffalo. He took the Under, which came in and in the three leg parlay,

he took Russell Wilson over one and a half touchdown passes. That's a parlay, are you gonna do better than that? We'll find out because it's a pretty big Thursday night or after navigating the sewage of bears, panthers, and what not. We got a great one tonight. You know who's playing? The Bengals and the Raven.

Those are Titans inside the AFC North. The Titans are in the AFC South. I shouldn't have used that word. Anyways, Juju Gotti, what is the first leg of today's Thursday Thanda? Oh, we are back, baby! We are going first leg, Tyler, Jeffrey, Boyd for 4.5 catches from the Joseph Burrow tonight. Amazing.

T Higgins is out for this game, so we assume that Tyler Boyd's could have picked up some of the production. By the way, Thursday Thunder is brought to you by Draft King Sportsbook. Use Codan when you sign up on the app for a limited time offer for our new customers. Leg number 2, Jujuju! Oh ho ho ho! Leg number 2! We are gonna go for the person who was knighted!

Bye Joseph Borough! Last Sunday we are gonna go with Tanner Hudson for 2.5. Catch us tonight. You got to dig it. For those of you who are not watching on YouTube, Juju is using an ex-caliber sword that he is banging against his shoulders. He's willing the sword right next to me, and he's doing it quite skillfully. The sword is bigger than you. Very interesting because mostly it's my people that are associated with carrying a battle axe. But he's got the sword and it fits.

I think it fits you, dude. Skull! But we're not talking about the Vikings and the third and most important leg. We are gonna go with the moonwalker, with the great dancer, with the tattooed man. He goes by the name of O, B, J, A, K, A, O, Dale, Beckham, Jr. Tooling and a half catches from the brother, from the mar, Jackson. All right, so Odell has been a fine second or third receiver for them. How do you feel about that parlay, Mike?

I love it, Dan, because when we win, we win big. And if we lose, it's just by a sm one. It is a, I like this character. It is a big sword. Yes, it's a strange character. Can I just put the sword next to Brad and see which is taller there? Because it feels like the sword, when he feels threatened by the sword, it feels like that sword is so large that it is actually larger than Brad. I feel like this sword is what they hold next to me

to determine if I can get on the roller coaster or not. Hold on. Oh, he is taller. He is slightly taller than the sword. I can ride the ride. Guys, why did I feel like clapping after seeing that? Yeah, yeah. Anytime a dwarf can be taller than anything,

it's a big accomplishment. We don't get a lot, but we can get that. Do you indeed have embarrassing moments with the child at the roller coaster? Because you're gonna climb the chair first. I'll wait for you. I'll wait for you to get back on the chair. Yes.

I am curious though, because that must happen, correct? If we're following the rules at the amusement park, there are times that Brad the dad is showing up at an amusement park and is not allowed to ride the ride if there are sticklers for the rules yes and then the seven-year-old that doesn't know the value of life gets right gets right on I've lived I deserve it I've sold out shows I should be able to ride a damn rollercoaster and then when I tried to explain to the 17 year old that's got a summer job, the simple laws of physics

that my torso is average size, therefore the measurements do not apply to me because I'm going to fit inside the harness, be just fine. It's just that my arms and legs aren't gonna wave in the wind like a wacky waving inflated alarm flailing, two man, quite as much. And the argument doesn't win for you. Just still get sent away by somebody. Some carnival worker who's saying you're a liability issue

and they don't want to take on the liability. Yes, I just get, well the rule book says, or like I should probably do the Simpson's character, but well the rule book says, it's gonna be over five foot two and you're not Maybe drink some milk or something. I don't know I'd like to talk to the group

I'm gonna talk to a mean about it when he gets back here But I do want to spend a little bit of time on somebody that I believe to be a unique athlete for our times in Drainmon green nobody has quite that resume. All of it. Just fame for your mouth. A piece that's super important, but it's hard to quantify the thing that he does. And one of the things that I don't think we covered enough yesterday in laughing at just the absurdity of Rudy Gobert in a sleeper hold, is I had forgotten that these two human beings pride themselves on a part of the game that they do, they think, better than anybody, and there is some competition there

just between them on who's actually the better defender. I identify as somebody who is great at this so they don't like each other from there either, but I was confused by Gobert getting fine $25,000 for I think just being French. Put it on the pole, please, Ju-Ju, was Rudy Gobert fine $25,000 just for being French. What did he do?

$25,000. He started COVID. I know that a lot of times this need to be explained to you. He ruined everybody's lives. What do you need to get Sadano on for Eden? What did he do yesterday? He started COVID.

And what he did yesterday was remain being the guy that started COVID and stopped sports. But why don't the players like him? Because he started covid. Let's listen to Patrick Beverly here. Let's listen to this sound in a second of Patrick Beverly talking about why it is that people don't like Rudy Gobert.

You can say what you guys are saying, but I'm asking the questions sincerely. $25,000 hurts even if it's a tax exemption. $25,000 is a substance of five. sincerely twenty five thousand dollars hurts even if it's attacks exemption twenty five thousand dollars is substantive five rooting go bear the pot the greatest punishment go bear suffered is that the internet is forever and we will not forget the video of a seven footer getting dragged off like a toddler in a sleeper hole that I wasn't aware that we just forget the pandemic it happened it ruined our lives for at least three years. We're still

dealing with it. That's not something you just forget. Uh, something I won't forget though is the league and people coming to the defense of Dremont Green simply because they wanted Rudy Gobert embarrassed. So let's listen to Patrick Beverly and how it is that he was enjoying all of this Drey my I took a shit out of my fucker there cat bogus your sale what no Cat bogus man straight up and aunt was back there too and drake my new two don't know. I like Rudy anyway That was a perfect moment to do it like fuck it every choke Rudy asked and he did not let go No, you a person choke you like that don't let go. That's it was built up

But then I see cat make a meme of face like But then you ain't doing shit choke drape my back. So now if I'm drape my not yeah I check day I choke day center and a homies didn't do nothing We pay y'all to play off mom can I anywhere about you? You need help your homie So how can you rectify this can't so with No, can't I ain't worried about you. You didn't even help your homie. So how can you rectify this? Can't sew it with. And you can't even like try to get your get back.

Sew it with the whole world on the same. Thanks, Kat. He in a game. Are we still playing? He didn't get. He didn't do shit. Why would he get me here? Do shit.

Kat, no, fuck that. I taught you better than that. It would have been funny if the Timberwolves just started choking Rudy Gobert as well. They just all turned into Homer Simpson and just, that seems more than COVID. Like why don't, like I need to know why people don't like Rudy Gobert.

Cause like you could tell right there, Papi I was like, yeah, no one likes him. I think I can't just be over COVID. I think playing for the jazz didn't do him no good these either. Cause that's a terrible franchise. Patrick Beverly is speaking as a former teammate of all of those guys on the Timberwolves. He's talking about Carl Anthony Townes there saying

that Dremont comes in and does that, which I think I'm correct in saying, we have not seen a seven footer dragged around by the head before correct there's an impressive that he was able to get the choke legal to it was legal yeah you say very impressive but i would say in the game that we play in sports of instead of giving credit let's find blame i would say it's impressive that Rudy a seven footer got dragged that way.

Do you realize how submissive you've got to be at that size? How much you've now folded into being someone who appears sleepy before the sleeper hold has taken effect because he was trying to show anybody looking, don't find me for this. I am not guilty of any bad behavior, and yet still he gets $25,000 and the shame

of being dragged as a seven footer. You know the French and surrender ring? Get outta here, Zag any. Traymon green, you would agree, has a resume like you. You know them for the resilience, do you? They are good at surrender you know what you're right Rudy go bear on behalf of his people was just redundant in his surrendering in the face of a threat you uh... this is the you uh... this is the reputation

that the french have usually though i think of the seven foot soldier is someone who doesn't get dragged off by the head not a good look with the new Napoleon movie coming out. No. Alright. Head on the bar. Head on the bar. Head on the bar.

Alright, you know what? Daniel Brown this weekend. That's alright. I'll dig that out. I'll see you guys later. First Cody move of Say the Joke and the No. Nothing? How's this going?

Still in my lane Lucy nothing thought it was good famous French general attacking nope all right two minutes see you guys later shamed myself where's your special beeps beeps something that what is beeps you haven't of! You can check out the very unfunny Brad Williams comedy-bot-trone. For all things, Brad Williams, including details on his new special starfish, which sounds awful, out December 21st, on Beeps, back to you, Beast. Uh, Juju, do me the favor, please, if you don't mind, of dragging Brad Williams to the penalty box by his head. No! Don Lebertard! of dragging Brad Williams to the penalty box by his head. No.

Don Lebertard. T-Mates cans shoot from three. Now they're gonna see a different Jimmy. Now he's just just playing. Nickelback in the locker room and... Stugats. They'll play D and show threes as they chase the nets for the six seed. Stugats. This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats. Juju is going to update some polls for us here for the week in just a second. But before we do this, Lucy, your reports from the field are getting better and

better. They're also draining you more and more. You had three days off this week and now you're flying right back out visiting us briefly here. Where are you headed next? Clmson, South Carolina. We got denied from everywhere else, but we're still very excited for this one. Very excited. Has Skipper not been able to exert any cloud on any of these buffoon commissioners

in order to get us on the field somewhere? Probably not helping. Bommissioner. We haven't had much luck. We're over three. I don't know how much Skipper is called. I know we call for Alabama and it didn't work. We tried to get Tennessee, it didn't work.

I do believe Lucy should be able to go to this game. But we're all doing our best and we're not mad at them for denying us. We just hope they give us the opportunity because the University of Washington was very happy to help us and they treated me like a little celebrity was so cool because they drove me around the golf cart and they loved it. So just think about that Tennessee.

Okay, you're just, we are the dad of Levitade show. You're just doing fuck or not going. And it's all you're doing. With the asset, I said I do declare that she should go to this game. I am confused how it is that John Skipper still can't get my name right. Levitade? Levitade? The weas in the video. how it is that John Skipper still can't get my name right. Lepetol, Lepetol. The weas in the video. He has the little... Co-tay.

The emphasis on the sid labble. He's from the same area as me. Nobody talks like that. Nobody talks like that. I have a theory that he's actually just from Queens, and it's all put on. The Southern gentleman. Are we sending you to a crappy football game? I mean, Clemson's what? Five and four, six and four. I will say this is not the best weekends. She's being very nice.

She's like, we tried every other game. This is the only one we got. I love you being protective of football's feelings. No, I'm being protective of we would like to get invited back places. Um, well, Clemson will be a zoo atmosphere. Like they've developed that fan base suffered for a long time and then got all the Georgia Alabama glory for like five or six years and it'll be a super fun, festive, drunk atmosphere. You got to run down that hill. I'm excited.

I want to run down the hill. I don't think they just let you do it. But most of the there weren't that many good games this weekend. Tennessee said no and then most of the other good games were on the West Coast and I flew back from Seattle on Tuesday, so I really don't didn't want to go Seattle Miami back to like Organ. So we just decided Clemson this week next week is rivalry week, so we're gonna try to go to a couple games. Wow. Yeah, there's a big one on Friday the Civil War yeah we hope to go to two games if possible we'll see how that goes because credentials have been an issue but we're trying our very best and let me just say if you're an athletic director listening to this Washington loved our video they loved it so much as

in Florida as did Oklahoma state so that could be you that could be how about the city of Seattle? Do you have any Seattle observations for us? Well, I loved it when I first got there. I was like, this is so beautiful. Usually when I go to a new city, except for like when I go to Oklahoma, no offense, I get off the plane and I'm like,

I could see myself here. I could absolutely live here. And Seattle was so beautiful and I loved it. And so we went to the Washington game on Saturday. It was super fun, salgating. It was a great atmosphere. And we decided to go the Seahawks game the next day. So we're like, cool, we'll double up on content.

Now, maybe you're like, Lucy, we haven't seen the Seahawks video. So we went there, we got there about two hours before the game and we walked around and we were like, okay, let's just get some fan interviews. Like we didn't have credentials. And we could not get anyone to talk to us. It was like just back to back to back of like,

hey, I love your outfit. Would you want to do this video with me? No, no, no, thank you. And it was like, all right, well, we've talked to 10 people. No one is saying yes. I don't know what to do here. And normally it's pretty easy. People say, my phone, they want to talk to you.

They did not want to talk to me in Seattle. They weren't drunk. They were no. Even a few people were like, no, I am drunk. So I don't want to talk to you they did not want to talk to me in Seattle they weren't drunk they were no and like some even a few people are like no I am drunk so I don't want to talk on camera and I was like I think that would make you better on camera and they were like no and one of the people who did it his face was completely painted I said you cannot paint your face like that be a grown man and they'd be like no I don't want to be just lay in low today and so, like what? And so we ended up posting a video about it, and a lot of people responded that it's called

the Seattle Freeze. So I looked that up. Apparently people in Seattle are just not very friendly. They're polite, but they're not very friendly. And I would say that was accurate. So then I didn't really want to live there anymore. How were the Grunge bars? I did.

So I had Monday, like we flew back Monday night, so I spent Monday like doing my little Seattle touristy stuff. Went to the space kneel, that was cool. Catch a fish. I didn't catch a fish, but I did go to the market. I went to the Museum of Pop Culture, and I saw the Nirvana like exhibit, which was really cool. And then for dinner, it was kind of morbid,

but I went to the place that Kirk O'Bam was last seen alive in public. But the vibes are actually pretty good. Mike Ryan did the same thing with the Viper Room in LA. Let me just wander around the whiff of the haunted corpse of River Phoenix. It was lovely. I had a good time in the vibes were high and you would never have known that. It was lovely. That was the last place Kirk O'Bain was seen alive.

And that's where I got your poem right outside of there. Oh, nice. Brad, what is your experience with the city of Seattle? Is the Seattle Free's a real thing, polite, but unfriendly? The Seattle Free sounds like a great name for like an indoor soccer team, by the way. That's good, yeah. That's pretty solid and they should really look into that.

But I've had great times in Seattle. I played the Neptune theater there last year. The fans are great. I was there at the same time as the Taylor Swift concert. Did not go to the Taylor Swift concert, but the Swifties definitely took over the city. And there is a lot though of human feces on the sidewalk. So you do have to deal with that fun fact.

Yeah. Put it on the pole, please. At Lebitard show more human feces on the sidewalk, Seattle or Los Angeles. Oh, we got that covered. Also put on the poll at Lebitard show is the unfriendliness of Seattle people. Is that a real thing? You mentioned the Kelsey's before we get to the poll or you mentioned Taylor Swift and I did word association with the Kelsey's. They've got a number one hit song now.

What is the information you guys can give me on this? Because I just learned about this today that the Kelsey's have a song we've discussed that songs are now just made famous on TikTok. You don't need record companies, you don't need radio stations, you don't need podcasts, You just need TikToks. Yeah, so from what I know about this,

when I go on the road, I love to watch the local news and they were talking about it on there. So the local news channel, Seattle, told me all about it. They have just like a regular Christmas song that like normally the Eagles were record one anyway, so they just did one which was just Jason and Travis. I listened to a little bit. It was a Christmas song recorded by two football players.

This is starting to feel a little icky. It's what it was. This is starting to feel a little icky, because I just feel like they're like, I saw a clip of the two on their podcast. She's talking about Argentina and being a dinner with Taylor's dad and it's just, and then the song, you could tell that they're just like,

oh music, Taylor's audience. Let's, it's just, it's starting to feel like it was adorable a couple weeks ago, but now they're like, they're talking about it in detail and they're podcasts and that's getting millions of views. And now they're, I don't know, it just, it just sounds like you're getting tired of love, Chris Cody. It's just, I don't just not a believer. It feels like, I'm not saying they aren't genuinely

in a relationship, but it feels like, sounds like he hates Taylor Swift. Art, that's what he's saying. They're genuinely in a relationship, but it feels like sounds like he hates it. It sounds like he hates it. It's hard. That's what he's saying. They're trying to ride the waves. It's like it. And I feel like that, I'm trying to protect Travis because Taylor's gonna see this stuff and be like, wow, a song, your podcast is shot up in chart.

Do you actually care about me? Or is this, like, I don't know. No one else agrees with me. It's just starting to feel a little... The commercialization of love leaves you. I don't know how. As you can hear me, I don't really know how I feel about it, but it's just, something feel a little... The commercialization of love leaves you. I don't know how. As you can hear me, I don't really know how I feel about it, but it's just something's a little off.

A couple of weeks ago, I was all in on this and I'm starting to feel a little icky. Well you also are starting to sound like Bryce Young stammering through the... I think mine was more well said than that. I'm barely, not very, not very... I'm just a guy who doesn't know how he feels, Dan. You don't feel it on the field. It's not something that affects. I agree. It doesn't affect my play. That's not a reason. I have to be better because of me. It's not something else. I'm saying circumstance is not a cause.

It's not, I have to be better. I have to push my, I have to be better. There's no excuse. There's no external in the game. You're not, you're not, you don't think about that. That's not something that's going to your mind. You guys hear stammering there. I hear a good teammate. I see a guy that doesn't want to throw his offensive diamond under the bus and he's just like,

they're terrible, but I don't want to say that. So I'm just going to go, uh, I, me, I got to be better. That is, uh, that is better as an artistic representation of his rookie season than his stat line. Let's update the polls from this week, please. Oh, Dan, the polls are brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Epic razors, epically affordable, find them in stores or online. Yes, sir.

And Washington loved the video from Lucy. I love the video from Lucy as well. I feel like she don't get enough flowers for her. Just contributions. Like thank you so much Lucy. We love you everywhere. Thank you. Can we get her actual flowers? Can we can someone go outside and give her,

I'm tired of that expression around here. I'd like to actually give her flowers. I do believe I was on it. She deserves it. She deserves it. I do declare. Poe number one. Yeah.

Does Al Michaels dislike herbie? 74% of the audience says hell yes, he hates that Joker. Yeah, poll number two should Victor, Webbing Yaman getting a jam and practice chess passes for a month. Great. 84% of the audience says yes, practice those chess passes. Utah brother you. says, yes, practice those chess passes. You tall brother. You Poe number three. Do you owe my goodness? We got Lucy some guys. Lucy some actual flowers. Right, Williams. You are a man. She's got an expense account. She went to Seattle and just

told me that she spent a bunch of money doing things. I'll ask my people have is just randomly finding flowers. But it didn't come back with any content from the Shogs game. No, we have it. There just wasn't much going on. Not our fault. I did have a start recording the nose though. You know what else she produced?

She produced a four-letter word to interact with us on Twitter for about 30 minutes before they deleted the tweet because they wanted someone to lose these content. They said, hey, this content is so good, we want it. And they said, um, yeah, back to the pose. Yeah. Do you have trouble with resisting gas station Marikitas? Marikitas.

Marikitas. 73% of the audience says no, that's a damn problem. Oh, really? Can I be silent? I'm a moan and being tempted all the time by the banana chips at the gas station. Literally, I had to look them up when you said them. Is the gas station food in the south better than the gas station food in the north?

This big. Oh my God. This is a big one. 80% of the audience says the south does it better. Hey, oh, man. Who is that in my ear? Hey, Joe Rose. Big Joe Rose is a freaky son of a gun. Babe, that's what it is.

It's complimentary football, babe. 80% of the audience says, yes, babe. It is. Yes. Should Max Crosby have three X's in his first name. A thick. A thick, yes. From the audience.

93% of the audience says, yes, he should. A thick. Too the audience 93% of the audience says yes, he should I think It's exciting to be Tommy the video you want to be a good quarterback in his league. You got to make your own damn bad 87% of the audience says yes, you should have to Tommy come on on right you're getting free rent make up your bed damn bro. You just started quite a back. Yeah. Even if they are black. Are they still blue jeans? Yeah. Oh, scared you. Yeah. 54% of the audience says, yes, they're still blue jeans. There is not great code. Do you ever go over $1 when tipping the ballet? You cheap sons of a guns. 24% of you. 76% of the audience says yes, they go over a dollar great code

You are a cheap Joker and we love you. There is nothing like a thick There is nothing like a curse word is it cuss or is it cursed though? Which how do you pronounce it? 54% of the audience says cuss with a US U.S. says, excuse me, can I have a side order of, hmm, hmm, hmm, you can. Boss, when do you do, when, when you do word association, let me start that over, I speak like a dang food. When you do word association, do you connect Rudy Goldbear with COVID? Mushrooms. 80% of the audience feels like Jorge Sedano, Hollywood. They say yes, he is the starter and the breeder of it.

Yes. Do you love or hate street poets? It's good. 85% of the audience says yes, they hate them. And the last poll are people more authentic or less authentic versions of themselves online. It's good. 73% of the audience says yes, they are least authentic online fake.

Fake is hell. Those are the polls. Bought to you by Hooked on Juju Phoenix. And thank you guys for listening to me. Stammer like Bryce Young. That was a struggle, a bit of a struggle. We've had a stammering problem today. That is Joe Rose, former dolphins titan,

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