The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: I Say Unto Thee (feat. Amin Elhassan)

Episode Date: March 11, 2026

"I saw the Dolphins canned Tua. Canned tuna." Amin is here to provide the National perspective on Bam Adebayo's record-breaking performance, why it should be celebrated, the surprise of Bam being t...he guy to reach 83, and how Kobe Bryant fans are reacting. We also hear from an excited-to-drink-some-rum Greg Cote about Bam's accomplishment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:27 Visit medcan.com slash moments to get started. Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by Draft Kings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
Starting point is 00:00:55 I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Labitbart show is presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Dan Devine points out that in Wilk Chamberlain's 100-point game, as the New York Knicks intentionally fouled other Philadelphia Warriors to try to keep the ball away from him, the Warriors responded by intentionally fouling the Knicks to get the ball back so they could funnel it to him. Ethical hoops.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Nobody cares about the details as history marches on. I think Mike Ryan also forget. gets the post-Lebron before Jimmy years of Miami Heat basketball that started the way that he feels about the Miami Heat in general, which was a stretch like this that didn't include finals appearances in it. But the moment has been grabbed, and you can't have right now pure sports moments without argument, not the way that all of this is consumed and discussed. and so Miami Heat fans, especially the ones who were in the building, were thrilled watching that last night, but I believe you're going to get poison right now that has nothing to do with the Miami Heat,
Starting point is 00:02:10 nothing to do with Bam Outabio, and nothing to do with even Kobe Bryant. If you don't like what basketball has become, yesterday will become a symbol for why you don't like it, because the numbers have been distorted, and now Bam Out of Bio is in a place among Kobe and Wilk that he shouldn't be, right? Like that's not a place that he belongs historically.
Starting point is 00:02:30 That list 1-2 felt right at 100.81 points. But let's bring in Amin al-Hassan. What do you think Amin is going to be the national reaction to this? What was your reaction to this last night? Yeah, it's weird, Dan, because in many ways, I wonder if these are different algorithms at play. My algorithm had nothing about this isn't real basketball or basketball stinks now.
Starting point is 00:02:51 My algorithm was all about people thinking that Kobe Bryant's legacy was somehow tarnished or disrespected because the heat seemed to intentionally go after the record as opposed to some sort of moral way of like, oh, he scored 83 points in a driveway, going up hill both ways while snowing barefoot, you know. So I don't know. I really can't tell you what the national kind of reaction is
Starting point is 00:03:15 because everyone's consuming different reactions because of algorithms on social media. As far as my reaction, you know, it was kind of like, oh my God, is this happening? And then I thought when it was like 70 points and it was in the fourth quarter, I thought to myself, well, they're going to pull them. They're not going to go for it. And then I realized they're going for it. I said, holy crap, is he going to get it? And what's Washington going to do to try to stop it? And so I thought it was a great fun night for basketball.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And I think people complaining usually have an ulterior motive. Was Washington out of line for the way they were playing the final few minutes? No. I mean, that's, look, I don't know if you guys ran the video of Sam Mitchell, who was the coach of the Toronto Raptors when Kobe dropped 81. He was on the Raptors broadcast last night, and they broke out champagne instead of toasting. No, you do whatever it takes.
Starting point is 00:04:10 You try everything in your power to stop that guy from doing it. Unfortunately, Washington didn't have a whole lot of power to do that. They didn't actually break out champagne. Are you making that up? Did they bring champagne out? Sam Mitchell did on NBA TV. Where did he get you? This is like James Rudy with the cigar.
Starting point is 00:04:28 He just, he had champagne nearby. Just in case. To celebrate that somebody didn't even break the record, that somebody broke the second place finisher for most points allowed by an individual in a game. Former coach of the year, Sam Mitchell broke out champagne to celebrate that. Not only that. He definitely pulled the Mercury Morris, but the reverse Mercury Morris,
Starting point is 00:04:54 but he also gave some life advice. Yeah, there he is on Raptors broadcast on TSN, toasting right there. But he gave some life advice to the Wizards coach, like telling him, hey, man, like, you know, it happens and you just got to take it a chin. At the end of the day, you're not playing. So you really are limited in the total number of things you can do. I mean, do we know for sure that Will's scored 100? Like, is it possible that Bam has scored the most points ever in an NBA game?
Starting point is 00:05:22 No, my kid actually asked me this yesterday in the car. I said, do you think it was fake? And I said, no, we had the radio broadcast. My kid said, well, they could have fake that. I said, yes, but they had the radio broadcast for as long as I can remember. This isn't a function of like the last 10 years or so where people are doctoring things left and right. It's documented. Everybody knows what he did in that game.
Starting point is 00:05:44 The box score is there and it's existed for decades. The radio broadcast is there and it's existed. it's just that nobody was there in terms of cameras and that's why we are naturally kind of skeptical. Cody says he was there. He remembers it clearly, even though there is no video proof anywhere of this. Pablo Tori finds out, did a deep dive on it,
Starting point is 00:06:05 it has all the facts if you want to check out what is not in any way up for dispute on the history of this. But as you consume, not your algorithm, but you love NBA Twitter, you're enmeshed in, the tapestry of everything that is NBA conversation. What are the interesting things that you have either observed yourself or heard others say about this in the instant reaction to the aftermath afterward? Well, I mean, to me, I wondered a lot of things as I consumed my version of the reaction, which was, again, very Kobe-centric.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I wondered, first and foremost, if it's in part because of who it is, who did. the breaking. If Donovan Mitchell had done this in the same exact fashion, if Luca Donchitz had done this in the same exact fashion, if Jalen Brunson had done this in the same exact fashion, I don't know if the uproar would have been quite as loud. I think there is a feeling that like
Starting point is 00:07:03 Bam out of bio who is not quote unquote a bucket to use their parlance, for him to occupy the space, that feels like some sort of treason or some sort of blasphemy, right? Then obviously you know, Bam shot 43 free
Starting point is 00:07:20 throws and again he's not a guy that shoots a whole lot of free throws a game so that kind of felt out of balance for a lot of people but then obviously Kobe Bryant the fact that Kobe held this record and that Kobe's no longer with us that's people kept bringing that up was like oh that's disrespectful the man can't even as if Kobe could have suited up the next day and try to go I'll go get 85 just to make sure I still have number two oh but that is so that is so real you cannot win arguments against a dead man. Like the Kobe Bryant's legacy was it mushroom clouded because of the way that he died. And now people protect him really preciously as if there's sainthood involved there. His memory, his legacy, all of it. Yeah, absolutely, Dan. There's, again, there was already kind of very
Starting point is 00:08:10 zealous his fandom before he passed away. I used to make a joke when I was on a jump that it's a nation, the nation of Kobistan, and these are the Kobestanis, and they're ruled by the knights of the triangular table, and everything is all about that flag, even him over the Lakers, even. They would rather see him flourish, and the Lakers struggle than the other way around. And obviously, when he passed away, I kind of have to retire that bit, because, you know, it's a very sad, tragic passing, you know, especially the circumstances with his daughter and the other children that were on that helicopter. And so you got to ease off the gas, but, you know, basketball moves on. And regardless of whether he's alive or not or how he passed away or not, is this record was broken. And wasn't nothing Kobe or any of the Kobestanis can do about it.
Starting point is 00:09:02 And we're just going to keep living until someone drops 84 or 85 or whatever is next. One more point on that, though, in terms of the precious sort of rosary bead clutching on that. Kobe Bryant was a religious figure before he died in terms of how zealous the people are around him. And now even more so, I mean, like now that the way that this is being reacted to preciously isn't in protection of basketball, I don't believe, as much as it is in protection of his memory. Dan, I don't know if we have a suey for best Steve Martin, but that's, might be it. I like to bet it when I said it. Good point. Zaz, what do you have here? I forgot what else was going to ask him. Okay. The, the, the, when you look at what it is, I mean, that happened last night and people use it to celebrate, you know, their dislike of basketball.
Starting point is 00:10:05 What do you do with that? Well, I think these are, look, I, I tend to dwell in a place where I don't have to defend something that I don't like to other people, right? I, for example, don't care for cricket. Try to watch it, try to learn it. Too confusing, too boring. What I don't do is spend every waking minute of my life trying to tell people that cricket stinks, even though cricket is a massively popular sport by some calculations, the second most popular sport in the world above basketball by just number of people playing it. But again, I don't care. And so I move on. So I would urge everyone who feels the need to point out the basketball stinks. Like, why do you care so much about something that does not interest you?
Starting point is 00:10:50 That's the part that feels frustrating, right? It's like, do you guys like basketball or do you like complaining about basketball? But it feels like the last couple of years, everybody likes complaining about basketball and not watching the actual sport because everybody says the regular season's dead. I mean, we just had an incredible game last night between the Celtics and between the Spurs. And the night before, SGA has his two-time MVP moment hitting a clutch dagger three against Yokic who's averaging the best numbers of his career and he's had three MVP seasons. Yeah, no, it's been a tremendous season.
Starting point is 00:11:19 I think the only downside is kind of some of the injuries that have happened. We wish these teams were full strength, but like we've had great moments, great games, great performances across the board. And so I don't, I don't know, Tony, to be honest with you, I don't know what they want. I don't know if this is an, again, we live in an age where people are saying things and doing things because it gets attention because it picks up traction and maybe that's why. Again, I think we all have things in life, TV shows, movies, books, whatever, sports that we don't like.
Starting point is 00:11:49 We don't spend most of our time talking about how much we don't want. I hate Hamilton. It came up. I talked about how much I hated it, and that's it. Like, I don't spend every day talking about how much Hamilton sucks. There's something about college hoops this time of year where you tell yourself, you're just going to casually watch one game. And suddenly, your entire night is gone.
Starting point is 00:12:06 That happened to me the other night. I was planning to stay home and keep a game on in the background, maybe pretend I wasn't checking scores every five minutes. Then a text comes in. We've got multiple screens set up. That's how they get you. So I said, yeah, I grabbed a pack of Miller Light on the way. A little while later, nobody's casually watching anything.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Somebody's yelling because their bracket is already cooked. Somebody else suddenly cares deeply about a school. They hadn't thought about in 10 years. And a game that looked over is somehow tied late. You take a sip, you look around, and realize, yeah. This was absolutely the right move. That's why I reached for a Miller Light. It's clean.
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Starting point is 00:14:56 There's sunglasses in boxes today. Fives all the same. Stugats. It's the fun. This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats. Let's play for a mean that
Starting point is 00:15:30 Tim McMahon sound from earlier in the show so he can hear what some of even the old heads are saying. You are like he's jacking up threes while being triple teamed. I mean, it was just, it honestly was just awful, hideous, disgusting basketball down to stretch that I admit I was cracking up laughing while watching. But I never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever want to hear about heat culture and professionalism and all that crap again, because that was the most blatant stat chasing I've ever seen. Honestly, it was the worst stat chasing since Ricky Davis tried to get a rebound on the wrong basket to get a triple double.
Starting point is 00:16:14 But the difference is this was minutes and minutes and minutes and extend the game stat chasing. So it was embarrassing for the lizards, egregious for the heat. But, hey, you got your 83. I enjoyed the ethical 39 by Wimby more than I enjoyed the egregious 83. But I'm old, I'm grumpy. I admit it. I mean, I didn't know that the lizards played last night. That's, that's incredible.
Starting point is 00:16:42 He played the wizards and the lizards. It's his thing. It's his thing. He replaces the W with an L. Sure. Okay. I don't, look, man, he said he was offended by someone shooting over triple teams. Oh, I wonder, was there a player in NBA history who routinely shot over double and triple teams, despite having open teammates?
Starting point is 00:17:05 It's because maybe he was trying to get buck. I can't think of any. Definitely not one that war 24 or eight in their career. Or seven. It's ridiculous. Yeah, we're just, we are basically arbitrarily saying things. Look, if there's someone that you want to blame, someone you want to be angry at, it's the Washington Wizards, right?
Starting point is 00:17:26 They're the ones who could not come up with a game plan to stop bam out of bio. Again, I must reiterate, not Donovan Mitchell. You asked him to be aggressive. He was finally aggressive. You say his name is Edris until he's more aggressive. You will not call him, bam. He was aggressive. He was aggressive last night.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Absolutely. He did. Look, is 83 points, 73 points, 63 points, even 53 points, ever achievable for him again? We'll see, but I would bet no. But again, he has a capacity to be a bigger offensive player than he has shown thus far. I truly believe that. And for Tim McMahon, talking about professionalism and class, again, it's a game. They tip the ball, their whistles, their rest, their scorekeepers, you play.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Again, you want to talk about professionalism? What happened to the Wizards? Why are they so incapable of stopping a player who's not known to be offensively great? Everyone talks about all people mailing it in. The heat didn't mail it in. Clearly, they whooped that ass and their best player got 83 points. So again, I would say, if you have a problem with it, maybe you need to go back to YMCA basketball where they, you know, they have mercy rules and things like that.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Maybe that's a more comfortable place for you and your pure ethical basketball. I really, I take offense to that. Like the idea that everything the Miami Heat as a franchise are about now means nothing as a result of what happened last. Like, that offends me. I don't, like, I don't understand how. It's short-sighted. It's short-sighted.
Starting point is 00:19:04 It's emotional. It's reactionary. And he said himself at the end of it, and I'm an old person. Yeah. It should have. It should offend you on two levels. Okay. Zaz, it should offend you on two levels.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Level one, the fact that one night could invalidate decades of a way of doing things that we know, we know for a fact. Dozens of teams across the league do not do things to that level, to that level of efficiency or class or, or, or, or, or, or, discipline, right? So that's one level I should offend. The other level it should offend you is that that was somehow unclassy or unprofessional. What did they do? They played basketball. They won the game. They did it with however means they did it. If you have a problem, again, we always say this. We'll go all the way back to when Cleveland had LeBron the first time around. And remember when they used to be up big at home games, they would play Rick Astley. And then Danny Green would be, all Danny Green was known for was dancing at the end of a blowout, because he never played.
Starting point is 00:20:02 right? Obviously he went on to have a great career, but at that point in his career, he was just known as the dancing fool when Rick Astley comes on because they whooped ass. And I remember there were teams and scouts and coaches like, I hate them. I can't believe it's so unclassy. And my response back then is the same as now. If you don't like it, then go out there and stop them from doing it. Last night, it's worth noting that the heat were without Kelle Ware,
Starting point is 00:20:25 the other center on their team. There's no Yovic, so they didn't have anybody else to fill those minutes other than Kach Johnson. And they didn't have Hero or Powell or Wiggins, all of their other scores. So they needed BAM to come out aggressive, which is what happened in that first quarter with the 31 points. And then late in the game, it ends up being a 12-point game in the fourth quarter, so they needed to keep them out there. But then late in the game, all the BS starts happening. But, I mean, can we like move to the space where we just talk about how impressive it is to get 83 points in a game, regardless of what's happening?
Starting point is 00:20:55 Because I think we frame this all around other people's negativity. Bama and Abio had 83 points in a game yesterday, a guy who came into this league to be a defender and a lob threat. Right. You said, came in this league. We're talking about up until two nights ago. We're still talking about it. Hey, man, you got to be more than just a defender and a lot threat.
Starting point is 00:21:12 So it's definitely a remarkable, remarkable achievement. Again, I used, man, you talk about someone who went out there and put up 43 field goal attempts. People think that's, oh, if you gave me 43, I guarantee you. There's a zillion NBA players out there that if you gave them 43 attempts, they wouldn't even get there because A, it's hard to put up 43 legitimate attempts, and B,
Starting point is 00:21:38 it is exhausting to put up 43 legitimate attempts. So what he did out there was a testament to stamina, it was a testament to his skill level, and again, I don't see anything untoward about it. How many players
Starting point is 00:21:54 in NBA history have scored 80 points? Him, Kobe, and and will. And so if this thing is so easy or if it's so easily manipulated, why aren't there more 80-point games? It's a real question, especially in this era where defenses are worse
Starting point is 00:22:11 or on the bottom end than they've ever been. I mean, he took 86 shots last night between free throws and between field goals. 86 shots. Is that the most in NBA history? Because I'm trying to do the research on it. I don't think anybody else has taken 83, 86 combined shots in history.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah, I mean, off the top of my head, I would say it's either him or will, just off the rip. But, you know, 86 shots, man, that's a lot. And again, people say, oh, but Kobe only shot 20 free throws or whatever it was. And I said, well, sounds like Kobe didn't make it as hard on the Raptors as Bam Out of Bio did on the Wizards. I actually thought, as someone who has said a lot, I mean, that the people watching basketball, Well, even the ardent followers don't generally have a real appreciation for how difficult it would be for any of us to advance the ball, even to half court. If the wizards even were saying you will not advance the ball to half court, if any group of five of us tried to get the ball over half court and Alex Tsar is out there, and we would not be able to get the ball over half court. The athleticism involved in just getting an inbound when there are three people, three NBA players trying to prevent you from doing that.
Starting point is 00:23:27 All of that is going to get lost in the wash in today's discussion what you're talking about. The just the difficulty of actually getting open, even if it's just the wizards, preventing you with three guys from trying to get open. Yeah, Dan, you took it the step that I never liked to take. It would just like, it'd be hard for any of us, right? Of course it's hard for any of us. That's why we're not in the NBA. I always compare NBA players to other NBA players. Like, again, it's hard for a lot of NBA players
Starting point is 00:23:54 to bring the ball up against that kind of pressure. It's hard for a lot of NBA players to get open under that kind of intensity and scrutiny. That's not a human kind of predicament. That is an NBA player predicament. And so, again, I say unto thee, if Bam somehow use the cheat code like we're playing Legend of Zelda or something like that,
Starting point is 00:24:16 then why hasn't anyone else employed it? Why isn't anyone else doing it? And the reality is there are no chicoes. There's a ball, there's a whistle, there are lines, there's scorekeepers, there are referees. And then your job is to try to get, you know, as many points as you can, and they're trying to stop you. And under those conditions, he did it better than anyone else other than will. The other thing I'll say, and this is important, you know what this uproar really about, maybe it's not about Kobe. Maybe it's not about BAM's place in history.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Maybe it's not about basketball today, ethical versus non-ethical or any of those things. Maybe it's just about people who use singular numbers to worship everything. This is six rings is why Michael is better. 81 points. That's why Kobe Ryan is better. And when someone who is not of the chosen class, so to speak, ends up with one of these numbers, we have to find an answer. We have to find an explanation that's not, oh, maybe he's better than Kobe. Of course he's not better than Kobe.
Starting point is 00:25:16 We all know that. Bam knows that. He even said it in his post game press conference. But the reality is if you live your life with a number being the reason why someone is... This is why Kobe's better Lambron. Why? Because he had 81. Right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Now Bam walks in with 83 and you're like, all of a sudden that argument doesn't work anymore. So either you stick to your argument, in which case, BAM's better, or you accept that maybe, just maybe, a number isn't the thing that makes a player better than another. Put it on the poll, please. Should your basketball,
Starting point is 00:25:45 analyst ever say, quote, I say unto thee while doing his basketball analysis. And to a mean's point, okay, we can discuss this ad nauseum. There are very few numbers in basketball, very few that matter, and Bam now has one that matters forever. Like, go ahead and name all the numbers you guys think matter, because LeBron's about to set the record for whatever it is, most field goals ever. Nobody cares. It did. Okay, yeah. So give me all the numbers, I mean, give me all the numbers that
Starting point is 00:26:19 you, as a basketball sacred person, find sacrosanct. There's one number that a sacrosanct, I put it on everything that will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be broken. Will Chamberlain, for a season, averaged 48 and a half minutes a game. Ladies and gentlemen, they're only 48 minutes
Starting point is 00:26:37 in an NBA game. Okay. That's a, that's a parlor. That's a favorite It's a parlor trait. It's a parlor trick. It's nonsense. I got another one. I got another one for you. So we know that Shea Gilgis-Alexander is on the cusp of breaking Wilts' record of consecutive 20-point games, right? Shea's actually missed 13 games in that span. So it's not truly consecutive, but we'll forget about that.
Starting point is 00:27:00 But Wilt, in his span, missed 23 minutes over the entirety of the span. You dorked out to numbers that I don't think the average sports fan would say. and that's the question I was asking you. What are the numbers that matter in that sport? What are the numbers that can be? Baseball's the sport that has the numbers that matter. None of the other sports do that as well as baseball does it. I don't know how many basketball has,
Starting point is 00:27:27 but I associate 81 with Kobe and now 83 goes to bam. Like that, there aren't many. I mean, you've got a 100-point game. You've got Michael Jordan's 63 point in the playoffs. I think that might be the one that people have a chance of actually achieving because 63 seems really low considering all the great scoring efforts we've had in NBA history. So I think Michael Jordan's 63. And man, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:55 We don't talk about this enough. Yokic leading the league in assists and rebounds currently. And he's top five in scoring. And he's shooting 58% from the field and 40% from three. That might be one right there. and then Step Curry, unanimous MVP is another one. Con Cinnipple coming up too after that. Don Lebertard.
Starting point is 00:28:16 All these high-paid analysts. I don't want to mention names. TNT, ESPN, you know, oh, yeah, they are dead. They're not going to make it, you know. Even if they win in, if they lose it in Miami. I need to calm you down. That's right. They lose in Miami.
Starting point is 00:28:35 They don't got a chance in Boston. Oh, they are going to have their assets. you know what, in Boston, you know. Stugats. They were wrong. Are they going to lose their job? No. Are they going to get a cut in pay?
Starting point is 00:28:46 No. What are they going to do? Keep predicting what is the obvious? They're going to say, oh, the Noggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the altitude. And you know what? The Hidt are going to win at all.
Starting point is 00:28:56 This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats. Trying to get off the ground, the take, and I've done it sort of tepidly, that Yokic is a better offensive player than Michael Jordan. I've been trying to try. I mean, it's a good take day. I mean, I think it's pretty. I know, but it's not.
Starting point is 00:29:22 It's not ridiculous. It's not a ridiculous thing to say. It's not. You got to lean in, Dan. See, that's why it's not taking off because you're scared. You're doing it halfway. You got to go all the way. You got to take a page out of your boy Nick Wright's book and just be the first on that island and start yelling it loud.
Starting point is 00:29:41 And by the time people start coming around, you look like a genius. See you later. I mean, thank you for making the time. of a couple. Real quick. Real quick, real quick. The Miami Heat's worst stretch was probably pre-Pat Riley, but beyond that, it was also post-Allen Houston putting that dagger in them. So get a grip, Mike. Get out of here. Thank you, Amin. Appreciate the time. A couple of things that I want to clean up, okay, because I did like Zaz's stat of Bamadabayo and Simone Fontecchio combined for more
Starting point is 00:30:11 than 100 points. It reminds me of the fact that Tommy Aaron and Hank Aaron are the the best home run duo in the history of baseball. The Ricky Davis point that Tim McMahon brought up, for those of you who do not know, Ricky Davis in trying to get a triple double, shot at his own basket to try and get the rebound, thinking that he would get the rebound credit on a shot he had taken on his own basket.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Wouldn't you have assumed that too? I don't think last night was that. I would have also assumed that. I would have thought that it would be a rebound, even if you shot at your. own basket. A reasonable assumption I thought from Ricky Davis statistically. Yeah. I don't know why he said, I say unto the...
Starting point is 00:30:57 You know, he's good for a dramatic flare every once in a while. He says he hates Hamilton, but, I mean, can be musical. Yeah, he's just trying to be official. He's just trying to make sure that we understand what he's saying is a proclamation, not just a statement. Can I ask you, you know, when Bam hit two free throws to get to 81, And then there was a stoppage in play. I thought that Spoh was going to take him out right there. So did Eric Reed, by the way, because he said as much. I thought they were going to take him out there.
Starting point is 00:31:25 And to me, and I was thinking to myself, oh, this is so cool. They would have honored him. This is so cool. If they had in that moment just stopped at Kobe to honor him, a lot fewer people would be mad about it. Yeah. What do you think the reaction nationally would be? because I thought this is going to be an amazing moment. Yeah, I guess nationally it would have been applauded
Starting point is 00:31:48 and it probably would have played more into Bam's character, but do it for the heat fans. Like, do it for the people in that building. Do it for Bam, who's always been selfless. Would you have thought less of the, as a heat fan? Would you have thought less of what he did last night? I think it's so cool and funny that Bam now has 83 points. I couldn't have pictured like an NBA superstar
Starting point is 00:32:06 that is less likely to do this when you consider an Imeudoka spoke to it. And I think Amin to button up his point, the affront to basketball last night was the team that has tried all season to lose basketball games. And so I stopped feeling bad for the Wizards. I never felt bad for them. But yeah, the game kind of became a circus. And I kept, man, this is a little bit of a circus. This is a bad look.
Starting point is 00:32:30 It's not a bad look for the Miami Heat. Miami Heat are trying to win that basketball game. And the game's well in hand. Get their, so are an incredible achievement. The affront of the sport is the team that is actively trying to lose every game when they're. step on the court, so good on them. They got what they deserve. And when you're the lizards and you're with four and a half minutes left, now doing the thing where you're triple teaming the player, and he already has 70 plus points in the game. Like that, that's where you are. He was well
Starting point is 00:32:57 on his way. If he had continued to get the ball in isolation and drive to the hoop, those fouls would have been the same thing. It's only because of the farcical challenges and everything that came with it, which was actually so entertaining and so fun. But, I was like the 30 points in the first quarter, the 31 points is obviously the most impressive part of the game. But I will say at the end, when I'm watching Bam, who should be gassed, triple-teamed off the ball, and finding a way through his will in athleticism, just to break away from these guys to be able to get the ball, to be in position to get fouled again. I was so impressed by that. Like, that's a testament to the player that Bam is, is his ability to do. just never run out of stamina.
Starting point is 00:33:44 To the point of taking him out at 81, I think the ends would have justified the means if everybody was looking at Spoe, intentional foul, do this, do that, missed the free throw, to try to get him to 81 to then take him out. It would have been national pause, but everybody could have pointed it to be like, oh, that's why you guys were doing it because you wanted to honor Kobe at 81. Is Kobe Sacrosan? Someone else is going to come along. Because he is, though.
Starting point is 00:34:06 The way that the league works, by the way, when someone goes for these scoring marks is you're going to see a bunch of superstars try to score as many points here in the next couple of weeks. It's very likely someone guns for BAM's high watermark. I don't understand that, well, I guess I do understand the allegiance to Kobe because of the standum that surrounds him.
Starting point is 00:34:25 But it's only a matter of time when you consider where the sport's gone that even someone comes for Wilt. It's been 20 years, though, that this record has stood and nobody's gotten close. That's why this is so impressive though, Tony. But you need to have that extra gamesmanship of intentional foul here. 42 free throws there to be able to get to that number because it's just unattainable.
Starting point is 00:34:44 But he was going, like, he asserted himself to get to the line a bunch throughout that game. If you look, like, all look at really quick, I think the referee should have swallowed the whistle a couple of times, by the way. If you go back and watch, he sure, everybody wants to go home. But when that's happening, like, you've got to call the game the right way. And he was getting hacked all of those possessions. And so when you look at it, like, you're looking for a player to break a record. And as you said, it's been standing for 20 years for a reason. And the irony in all of this is like there's nobody who was a bigger celebrator of the game in his post career than Kobe Bryant.
Starting point is 00:35:20 And I'm of the belief that Kobe would have been out there celebrating in the media. Oh, my God, what a moment. He would have been pissed at somebody broke his record. But it's not like he would have been saying like, oh, unethical hoops. No, Kobe would have been impressed by 83 points and three assists. That's so Kobe. No, it's crazy. 83 points.
Starting point is 00:35:39 But that assists to Drew Smith, Dan. That assists to Drew Smith, unselfish. My wife got mad at me at one point during the game last night. In the first quarter, so I'm watching the game with my son. We're in the Zaslo Mansion family room. And I'm just relaxed. You know, I switch the heat game to the big TV. Usually I have the Panthers on the big TV.
Starting point is 00:35:59 I switch the heat to the big TV because bam has 22 points and it's still the first quarter. I'm like, I don't know, I can put this on. And so now we're watching the heat there. And my wife called me on the phone. was at dinner. She called me on the phone. She's like on her way home. She needed help with something. I don't know what I've figured out. She called me, okay, and we're talking for like a minute, a minute and a half, and then all of a sudden I got really quiet, you know, and she's, she's like, are you still there? Because at this point, Bam had like 30 in the first quarter and it has all my
Starting point is 00:36:27 attention now. She's like, are you still there? Go, yeah, something's happening. I got to go. And I hung up the phone on her. And that was it. And she came home. She's mad at me. I don't know how it is that you have the confidence to swagger after this happened earlier in the show. Zaz, what do you have here? I forgot what else going to ask him. Okay. Minor penalty, two minutes for adding nothing. Such a late call.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Yeah, it's a delayed penalty. Max Drews at his foot on the line. We took a three-point basket away 20 minutes later. It is delayed penalty. Greg Cody is working harder on vacation. and he does when he's in town. He decided again with crazy hair, I'm sure, to react to live news while on vacation.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Here's Greg Cody's thoughts that nobody asked for on Bam Out of Bio. Okay, so I'm on vacation in the Caribbean and all kind of stuff keeps happening in South Florida Sports. Stop it. I'm on a beach in Tortola, British Virgin Islands, and I find out that the canned tuna, and sign Malik Willis the dolphins have.
Starting point is 00:37:43 And now we're docking in Barbados, Rung capital of the world. We'll be doing some Rung later today on a beautiful Rome tour. There's a rival cruise ship in the background. Anyway, now we're pulling into Barbados, and all anybody's talking about is Bam out of Pio scored 83 points.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Somebody told me Bam scored 83. I'm like, in a week, in three or four, That's pretty good. Hey. Morning. You probably will to see the path. Okay. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:38:21 Oh, okay. No, no, that's okay. That's okay. Those are our friends from the sweet next door. Let's say, oh yeah. For three, four games. South Florida sports quit doing things that are newsworthy while I'm on vacation. I don't know with us back.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Bam out of bio of all people scored 83 points. More than Michael Jordan ever did, more than LeBron James. It's just insane. Anyway, I'll be drinking some rum today. Well, things keep happening in the South Florida sports. Put it on the poll. Is everybody in Barbados talking about Bam out of bio's 83 points? I want to also put on the poll more impressive.
Starting point is 00:39:05 BAM's 83 or Simone Fontechio's 18? points. And I also want to entertain Zazlo's hypothetical a little bit more. Do you believe that if they'd stopped at 81 and Eric's Bolstra takes Bam out of the game because he and Bam have both decided to honor Kobe Bryant that the reaction instead today of Miami
Starting point is 00:39:37 defending its little excellent historic moment against the country's criticism, it would have become instead the reverse of the country would have been applauding and Miami would have been like, you can't take him out of the game there, Spoh. You've got to let him break the record. Why would you not let him break the record? Is that what you, if you entertain Zazaz's hypothetical, is it because people are being precious specifically about the name, Kobe Bryant, who's no longer with us. Yeah, I guess ask yourself, what would Kobe do? No way Kobe's coming out of that game. He doesn't care. He doesn't care if it's a legend that passed away tragically and this is a posthumous record that is revered. He'd go for it. This is a funny one to me though, because last
Starting point is 00:40:23 dance taught us and so did Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame speech. If you win, you can be the asshole and we'll celebrate the being of an asshole. This person who did this last night is the opposite of an asshole. This is a person that when they're saying on the broadcast for the 50th time, he's such a good person. Everyone in Miami thinks this is a model superstar, but he doesn't have that asshole in him and it's a criticism of him. Yeah, the whole thing is that he's not aggressive.
Starting point is 00:40:53 And he has 83 points. First take just put up a graphic of all the people, the highest scoring games in NBA history. And there are about five of them that have happened in the last eight years. years that you do not remember. Yeah, I name them. It's Dame, it's Luca, it's Joelle Embede at 70. Yeah, those numbers don't matter.
Starting point is 00:41:12 What matters is Kobe's number. And that's why you keep him in, because that's historic. Otherwise, you're Damien Lillard, 71. That you're like Googling. Did that really happen? One of my favorite moments was after Bam hugged his girlfriend, Asia Wilson, and his mom, and was in tears. He goes to the podium with Asia Wilson, and everyone realizes that the two people that
Starting point is 00:41:33 are sitting there are the active leaders in the most points scored in an NBA game and in a WMBA game. I don't know what their relationship status is, but whatever child is birth there has a pretty good chance at being athletically gifted, an Olympic baby. They're together.

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