The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Introducing Pablo’s New Show

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

www.pablo.show. 'Pablo Torre Finds Out' has arrived! Pablo explains the origins of the show's title, when it will launch, and then proceeds to get bullied by the Shipping Container. He also tells us the story of Dan taking an edible at his wedding. Then, it's time to sing "WUSH! (There It Is)" as Stugotz and the crew discuss ear cleaning tactics and going to the chiwopwactor. Plus, Amin has arrived and helps take the uncomfortable ear wax conversation to the next level. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to DraftKings Network. Welcome to the big sui! Presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables

to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. So yesterday, Billy was bullying me, speaking of intense people who are trying to get things that they want.

Billy Gill was bullying me for not posting a single thing on www.pablo.show. Not bullying, wrong choice of words. Asking questions. You were making fun of my sign. Billy is not a bully. Incorrect. I didn't make fun of your sign. I ask why you have a sign for a website

that has no content on it because I fancy myself a champion of the fan and i say you know what if i'm a fan and i go to Pablo's website and i subscribe to this website i've been telling me to do so for months on end when am i going to get something other than a free welcome newsletter a little payoff what am i doing here why am i supporting this man who's delivering bubbkiss? The answer, Billy. Great word. The answer to your bubbkiss allegation,

which I take very seriously, is that you're gonna get something right now, because I got bullied into making you this. So here's the thing about naming my new show. I could have just called it the Pablo Tore show, right? I am in fact noted sports gas bag Pablo Tore. Hello. But I thought I had the best name for my show,

like 100% all figured out. Here's the thing about having a child. And here's the thing with LeBron being out. But here's the thing about having a child, and here's the thing with LeBron being out. But here's the thing. Do I really say here's the thing that often? Here's the thing. Here's the thing with Pablo Torre just felt right to me. But here's the thing about here's the thing.

I was not the only noted gas bag it turned out who wanted to name their podcast this. This is Alec Baldwin and you're listening to Here's the Thing. My chance to talk with artists. So I actually obtained what appeared to be Alec Baldwin's phone number and he completely ignored me. I then texted his brother Daniel Baldwin, former Levitard show guest, and he completely ignored me until I paid him $30 on cameo.com to ask Alec to please just not sue me for having the same name as his podcast.

Pablo, I never met you. And that didn't go well. But if you're anything like your fat friend Levitard, I know you're a talentless hack. Listen, no Baldwin will ever let you have the title of their show. All you metal-art people, all you guys do is f*** around. It did hit me as I was striving to immediately turn all this into content that the Baldwin family was actually kind of right about the whole. all you guys do is f*** around stuff. And that part got me thinking. Pablo Torre finds out is the new legal name

of my video podcast, launching September 5th, and it is all about f***ing around, but also finding out, exploring sports rabbit holes and journalistic curiosities with my friends and occasional enemies. www.pablo.show is where all will be explained. It costs zero dollars to subscribe and find out. Bupkiss. Bupkiss, Thank you guys for the-

Might have been a better name for the show! I know, I know. Already having second thoughts, third thoughts, fourth thoughts. I've spent months guys to bring you into my brains too. And I appreciate, by the way, www.poblo.show is where actual episodes will be posted, clarifications, there are visual things in that video, there are easter eggs in there. Like Stugots being the censored bleep that I have to put over Daniel Baldwin's mouth, his face.

A Super Stone Stugots is that icon for me. I need you to go and watch this as a video. We're on YouTube, we're on Twitch, we're on whatever the Twitter is now. We're on all of these things. Apple podcast Spotify. we're there. It's meant to be an audio and video, but in video, you'll see that my goal is to make this something that is a sibling to stugots to your show, to this show. And that is gonna become clear as I make the show.

But to go inside of my head for a little bit over the last several months as people have been asking me, why are you making bupkis? It's been a scary place. I was making a podcast, ESPN Daily, every weekday for three years. I mean, like 700 of those episodes. Right.

And I've had to fill this void as we build a studio in New York. You guys should all come and hang out at whenever you get to come visit New York. And- I got a WFAN, I mean. I've noticed. Let's let people take a look.

That's sort of not allowed there, isn't it? Let's let people take a look at this website here. We got it up here for the people. And it is really coming along. Oh, come on. I just sent it out. I just clicked publish. Wait, click a bell.

Can you reload it? Yes! Wow. That should be great in like 1995. Oh good. Another guy on the show by ants planning about birth. It's a substack. Birth of the show.

Can we put the, can we put speaking of Easter eggs, put the image that I have there? I have that to you guys in the video room. Lewis, if you haven't been bought and sold already, there it is. So this is a picture that I want to bring up. We haven't got the Neptune beach yet. Who's hammered in this photo?

Let's play a game. Who isn't? Is the question. So you need to go and look up the YouTube video of this trailer because the Easter eggs extend into the sub stack. And I just want you to zoom in on Dan Lebitar's face. Solid tan line.

Here's a hat tan. So oh my head noticed the hat tan. I'm told just now. It's almost as bad as the Samsung one. We'll get to later. So this is on my substack. It is a photo of Dan Levitard from my wedding in 2016. He is embracing Tony Cornheiser.

We only see waist up, is he wearing gym shorts? This was a wedding, Stu Gatz, you may remember this. Dan got in trouble with my family, because he was complaining on your show about how there's a black tied dress code. And what he had was a tuxedo that did not fit him at the church. And so what he had was Alice and Turner sent him via like blacktux.com, a new tuxedo during the church service that he then changed into in the bathroom of a next-door Italian restaurant. He threw his old tuxedo gear into a trash can

and re-emerged wearing this. It's cool. Classic man. This day is a whole chapter in the book, by the way. There's a bunch that went on that day. So later that day, after reception, Dan Lebitard is handed an edible by somebody who will go unnamed.

Corn hyzer. And the photo that I'm showing you, if we can possibly just zoom in in some way on Dan Lebitard's face, is of Dan Lebitard revealing that his tolerance for any sort of edible is essentially that of a child. Whoa! Wow!

This is the vacant stare of the man whose company I joined. He's having a night. That's how he looks in every single photo from that night. That's how you look when you take an edible. Don't give children edible as also. How I presume a child would react to an edible. Was Cornhyzer hammered or what? I mean, you can zoom over to him.

You can see what he's looking at. Cornhyzer doesn't seem like a big drinker. He likes a glass of red. Home by nine. How did you get him out of the attic? He did leave by 9.30 p.m. Did he really? Yes.

That's what he said. What time do you go into? Like midnight? Really crushes the dance floor, right? Tony Reale came in wearing black leather pants and was cutting it up with every mom and grandma there. What he does. MVP.

MVP of that wedding reception. But the point is that I've spent months trying to figure out how do I connect this thing I'm making to you guys. And that involves going a lot of strolls and filling a spreadsheet with ideas. I'm trying to do a show that honors journalism, honors conversations with friends. Yeah, Cornizers got into the red wine

in this hotel. Yeah. So the first episode is coming out one, six months from now or? September 5th, 2023. The beta bull. First week of football. That's a different show. You guys are going to be, I think, pleasantly delighted by what the first episode is going to be,

because it is squarely about this show. What are you going gonna find out? Well, that's a thing, Chris. Nope, you can't use that one. Oh God. So can I just ask a question? That's embarrassing. It's an interview.

Billy, please ask. After working here for like six months or whatever, right? You're starting on a Tuesday because you need a Labor Day off. Ha ha ha. The show will come out three times a week. Billy. Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Bully, Gil. Bully, Gil. It's a Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, cadence. For the first week. Every week. I'm just asking, man. You get Mondays and Fridays off? I cannot believe I am fielding.

I am fielding this degree of hazing from you people. Just curiosities, we're asking questions. I do wanna know your curiosities though. Part of what I want to show to be is like, I'm kind of, not, I'm building a studio in New York, I'm also building kind of a newsroom. Right, you're building this. I mean, I'm trying, but I need reporters.

I kind of have been like helping just construct things, approving equipment in ways that I am surprised by. It's a little like when Oprah says, you get a car and you get a car and you get a car. And then you realize you got to pay taxes on the car, like I've been paying taxes for the last four months. And what I need, well, Dan has, well, both of us have. I want reporters though. I need correspondence.

Like the thing about leaving ESPN is that I need people who can actually go out and do stuff. Wait a second. And I look at you guys and I'm like ah Did you put your own money into this? I mean big mistake if you did you Saying you don't want to invest in www.pablo.show. I accidentally went to Pablo show.com Have you done that yet? No, oh man. What's what's going on over there? I probably should have squabbest on that URL Well, so Pablo show.com when you go to that just as Pablo comma you should have bought the dot com and that's the

website are you serious yeah someone bought a lot of dot com is trolling you with it what i just assumed it would be porn i am being hold on this is real i am i just realized via bully gale who i'm not convinced did not and actually do this I'm being extorted. I'll let you know what my asking prices later This is a Perioding this is genuinely inferior. Oh, wow. They did it months ago too April 30th as soon as I launched WWW.poblo.show I am being trolled by a

An anonymous person. What do you think they're gonna try and charge me? I should find out. What did he want to get? That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about? That's a good amount of price. That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about?

That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about? That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about? That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about? That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about?

That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about? That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about? That's a good amount of price. What are you talking about think a gun makes you capable of anything. I mean, getting your domain name back. I feel like there's only one way to find out. What's the name of the show? Don Lebertard!

Pablo leads all of podcasting in reading while smiling. If you listen ESPN Daily, he sounds like he's having the time of his life. Stugats. Coming up next, I'm gonna tell you, that this is Ben of bananas. Change your face. That's what I'm saying. Benanas.

How do you know I'm smiling? That's how I find my bowl going. Sometimes I just say, Savannah Benanas. Savannah Benanas. Yeah. This is the Don Lebatar show with this two-gats. I'm probably gonna come after that guy who squatted on this URL.

This is actually infuriating. It's not a bit. What is Pablo coming after someone look like? Right, what are you gonna do? I mean, that sounded dismissive. It really did. It was maybe the most dismissive thing anybody has ever said to me. And he said it to me while laughing into my face.

Hey you. It was very much like the guy that stands up. He's like, all right, just hit me once. Puch, be as hard as you can. Like we love you, you know that, but just you coming at someone is, it's not you, Pablo. I didn't mean for this show, which I designed around like journalistic storytelling and fun conversations

to be about me exacting vengeance on Daniel Baldwin and this person and now Chris Cody. But we can pivot to that. You're wearing a cardigan. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's so comfortable. You come at me with a cardigan though and I'm laughing at you.

What I was gonna talk about in this segment was what I did before I got to Miami. Yeah. And I don't think it's gonna increase my profile as guy who you would be afraid of in a fight. But I went to CVS to get my ears professionally cleaned. They do that at CVS? I've done that.

I've done that. At CVS? Yeah. I didn't know Jess, you could do this until I watched How To With John Wilson on HBO. Oh, it's such a good show. Such a good show. The new episode has a scene in which a giant, like, anthracite moon rock is removed from John Wilson's ear. What?

And that inspired me to wonder, like, is this why I feel like I'm going deaf? Like, am I also clogged up? And so I googled professional ear cleaning and realized that the first ad I got was for CVS. I didn't know that you could do it either. I lost my hearing when I had COVID and I was very concerned and found out it was just a lot of bad things piling up at the same time. You had a kidney stone in your ear. Yeah, so I had to go and get this done and they told me like you can't come until you know COVID's gone and all that. I'm like I literally can't like the TV was turned on to 78.

When do I come in? It was really bad. When? Today? Yeah, so I have a story but but how does this work? What? Well, you I don't know how Pablo's worked but mine you had to go and like you almost pre-treated your ear with like the home kit first to kind of loosen some stuff up right? Right.

And then you went what is the home? Yeah, it's a Q tip. No, no, no, no, it's like drops that go in there and they break it up. Yeah, and there's like a whole like a two-part like water thing and you could do like an at-home one where you basically get like one of those Little bulb looking things and you like kind of suck water in and then you you pressure The dried up ear wax out of your ear and it's not by the way. Here's a misconception It's not just because you're a filthy human which is like what everyone assumes right?

Thank you some people are just more conditioned to have wax build up like deep in their ear canal that they can't do anything about. Wax for the record is sort of an evolution, it's an evolutionary adaptation. Like it's supposed to prevent things from getting into your ear. Just wax, man. But it's like, you know, there's stuff that can get into your ear and that is a sensitive place. And so the wax is meant to be this membrane that stops. It's like a protective coating.

And sometimes people have too much protection. Yes. Sometimes people don't have enough protection. Have you guys seen the commercial for the product called WUSH? No. Is it the power drill you put in your ear that like WOT sucks out the... Yeah, I am a sucker for a good info commercial, especially if it's a guy screaming at me. So I have problems because I have sausage fingers, getting my fingers kind of into the ears with the Q-tips doing all that.

Like I can't do it. And so I saw a commercial for a thing called WUSH. It's like, it's like an ear irrigation system, okay? You stick this thing, oh, there it is, okay? You stick it into your ear and you turn on the water and it's supposed to clean out your ear. Now, here's the thing. There's no way it's like an ear pick. I love a good info, Marshall. I don't care.

I mean, at one point, I owned every single product that Tony Powers was pitching, including that lap belt that you just put around your waist and you just said, I'm not just supposed to lose like 25 pounds in a week.

If I'm being honest, whoosh sounds like a feminine hygiene product. Well, listen, I need to see results. Okay. So when I put the q tip in, at least I see wax. I see some wax.

I do this thing with a wash. It feels great and I do a thing where I walk up to it and I'm sorry to describe this to you guys, but I'm like, whoosh, there it is. I do it. I don't know why my wife has creeped out by it. I have a towel around me. It's disgusting, I'm sorry.

We're doing a bit just to yourself. Yes, well, in a towel. There it is, yes. Because it feels so good, and I'm looking so forward to putting that worship in my ear, but I don't see the wax come out. So I have no idea if it's working. I need to see results, and I'm not certain

this is giving me results, but I get to sing a song and it feels great. I mean. So this is my issue with my CVS experience, to God, is exactly that. Right. I had to Billy's point. I had the ear drops into sort of loosen up the wax I mean, so this is my issue with my CVS experience to God is exactly that right. I had to Billy's point. I had the eardrops into sort of loosen up the wax.

You know what happened to me is that the wax was so deep in there that the eardrops then were getting stuck and then I had to have my own home remedy of mixing in that and swimmers ear to try to get the water out because the water was getting stuck inside my ear. You were making your own ear wax moonshine? Listen man, it was like 2020-2021, like we couldn't actually see doctors, everything was like telehealth, like we all became our own home physicians at that time, you know?

So this stuff that was one of the components that Billy made into this cocktail, I put it in my year, it kinda worked, and then the doctor, who I didn't know existed at CVS, there's a doctor at CVS. Did you guys know this? I did actually know that, because Charlotte got the flu ones

at the Super Bowl in Minnesota, and she had to go to the CVS doctor to fix her. Yeah, the mini clinic. Love a good mini clinic. Yeah, that's great. So I tried to be as open-minded as I could upon realizing that there's a doctor who lives inside the CVS About the quality of medical care I was gonna receive. They're not allowed to own homes and so I went in and

I put this thing in my ear or they did and it broke it up a little bit and then they did the things to God's where they were pumping They were hand-pumping water into my ear canal. Wow, and she did it again and again and again and nothing came out. That's what I'm saying. Nothing came out. But it felt good, right? It did, but then I was just lusher. There it is. The ceiling of like water is now stuck in my ear.

Wait, so it didn't work for you? No, I didn't get any ear wax out. So when it happened to me, I was warned in advance, which I didn't even consider. They're like, you may get really dizzy as a result of this. I did feel dizzy. They're like, you may get really dizzy, it may throw off your equilibrium, and you may need to kind of just sit down

for like 20 minutes after to make sure that you can drive, and I'm like, that seems ridiculous. So then they went, they start shooting in the water, because it's like, high pressure. But it should not long when I got the vaccine. Well, it's high, it's high-pressured water, they're like shooting high pressure. But it should not long when I got the vaccine. Well, it's high pressured water, like shooting your ear to kind of shoot the thing out.

As soon as the rock came out, it sounded like it was like someone was yelling. It became so loud and I was like, ah, like calm down, but I didn't get dizzy, which I was very surprised, because normally, I'm not very tough, but that moment, Stugots, the moment. You wanted the big ball of wax, Bob Lo.

Yes! The moment of, of almost being like those kids that finally can hear for the first time. Like, I wanted that moment of like, I'd been living my life one way and now I know the full spectrum of feeling and possibility because this moon rock dropped out of my ear. I didn't get jack shit.

So I have a question. They say don't put the Q-tips in because they can damage your canal, your eardrum, or whatever. But if they're shooting pressurized water into your eardrum, does that not work the same way? It's a good question. I mean, one is a stick and one is controlled amount of pressure. I think some people...

Super pressurized water? I think some people just go to ham with the Q-tip ever seen girls Tony it's a whole thing the Q tip the issue with it is part of it will come off in your ear and it'll get long. That's never happened no but it's like a little piece of it I saw a girl on tiktok who like she had so much Q tip stuff stuck in her ear. Wait but when you guys go to the pharmacy do they show you the actual wax do you ever see wax I need to see results when you get go to the pharmacy, do they show you the actual wax? Do you ever see wax? I need to see results. When you get it done? That's the sudden, yes.

Yeah, they have a little thing that catches the stuff that falls out of the rib for your hair. And you hear it. And then you see it like someone who, like a San Francisco 49er almost, who was going back and sifting for gold back in the day. I have a question. So like obviously when you see the ball of wax,

it's very satisfying, right? To just like see it and be like, wow, I know that was there. Always. Are you sending this picture to someone else? My wife. Because my father recently sent me a picture of the ear wax and my mother's ear like a few months ago.

And it was truly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And I don't know why anyone would think like, oh, I gotta show this to someone else. But it is the thing of like, why is it me creeping around and leaving, and entering, and leaving? What? Why'd you come in?

You wanted to come in, put his laptop down, he realized he has to go to the bathroom. He likes to do shows. I thought he was just like weird out by ear wax, and I was like, dude, you have a poop chat. Speaking of dissatisfying exits though. He had the back gross. I wish I had that moment.

It's the reason I am watching. I had seen the... Whoosh, is that what it's called? Whoosh, yes. I had seen the whoosh head on Instagram. There it is. I had been... Oh, what's that?

We heard it the first time. I had been served those ads in my algorithm because I find it very satisfying to see and imagine that feeling of the moon rock falling out. It's the same logic of like pimple popper videos. Give it time. I love that. But give yourself time.

You may be able to grow a rock in your ear. Like believe that you can do this. I was told I had like a little bit of something like resting against my eardrum and I was disappointed in myself. But I'm wanting. It's the same reason why I can't stop watching, like I've talked about this before on this show, I think.

Chiropractor TikToks. Yes, just that sound, the ASMR aspect of like something, cracking something happening. Like I believe that there's a Foley artist, you guys. A Foley artist being the person behind the scenes of a show is like a horse's trotting and they're like clopping with like their hands on a table. I believe there are TikTok fully artists

who are just making sounds like the chiropractor guys, Lucy. I think they're just like cracking like water bottles. I think they're just going like, so fake sounds. No, they're absolutely fake sounds. That's all movies are like that. That's why. Yes. I love the videos of the lady who does it,

but if you want a real satisfying ASMR, you have to watch horses hooves get cleaned. Oh, I love their videos. They are so scared. But I'm so scared they're gonna go too far. No, but they're like, like cutting nails. Yeah, it's so scary.

Have you ever trimmed a dog's nails and there's like the little nerve and your lips cl- Oh! Yeah. That's the thing. I've always worried- I've worried about the back crackers

and the neck crackers that one day, they accidentally murder someone. You know what I mean? Like you take it to porn, you snap someone's neck and then they're dead. Billy, there's a whole section of social media that's like debunking chiropractors that says that chiropractors cause strokes

and like all these things and like that you should never see a chiropractor. And I mean, honestly, you should not take any medical advice from like random people on the internet, but it has given me pause because I've heard it, I've heard it so many times now that I'm very scared. Do you publish that video if you accidentally kill someone,

you're like the neck cracking doctor? It could go viral though. It probably would. And if you're a doctor that's on TikTok, that's all you care about, right? You can monetize that. Wait, but Jess, is this a volume thing for you or has anyone credible told you this? No,? Or like, has anyone credible told you this?

No, this is like, has anyone credible told me, no, this is purely... I know people are talking about it. And just things on the internet that I see, that I'm like, I don't know what to make of this, but it looks terrifying. It's very, very, still got to be. The chiropractors on this place is like,

once you go once you guys keep going, that's what I've always thought. I've avoided the chiropractor because I thought once you go, it's like you got to keep going then. That's the other reason why people say it's a scam. I love the Kaiwo Praktor. I caught that too. I'm sorry.

I knew someone was going to do it. I'm sorry. I've been doing this all week. It's like you try to be cute. The Kaiwo Praktor. Hey, it means back. Don Lebertard. Trist and Sheldt.

Stugatz. Tristin Shelk. This is the Don Lebertard show with his two guts. So, Ron Rivera has said now that he has put his foot in his mouth about all these Erick Genemy comments. According to NFL.com, quote, I basically told him I put my foot in my mouth. This is Rivera talking to be enemy. I think what I said wasn't as clear as it needed to be. I think the understanding of it is just the fact that I think everyone's making in my

opinion a little bit more than needs to be made of this. Because again, the results are what you're looking for on the field. And so far, the last couple days have been outstanding. I think Eric has done a great job of communicating his message now that guys have opened up, talked with him, he's opened up to them. It's been a great bit of growth the last couple of days that guys are starting to have the aha moments. I'm glad there's some accountability for this as the person who demanded accountability from him has walked out of the studio and I don't know where his two gotses anymore. Well, I just think if you wake up and you see

a training camp story as the first segment on get up. You're probably in damage control mode for the rest of the entire season. The season. Terrible way. No, terrible way. This is, oh, please. They start three now. I think we'll forget. No, we won't, here's the thing we won't forget because we'll be like, see, he was right.

Exactly. What a terrible narrative going into the season. You don't want this. Trust me. It's a boring ass day in August. There's no sports on this morning. You don't want this to be the lead story on. Get up. It's weird because I'd never thought I'd see the day

where an NFL team complains about. There's too much work, right? Isn't there a thing like, I get there at four in the morning And I left it to in the morning and I don't sleep and my children are I see graduating high school But I haven't seen them since they're gonna go to graduation like that's the whole NFL ethos and now all of a sudden We got a guy who's working too hard. It does feel like a contravention of mamba mentality Oh my god like you should be ashamed to feel like actually this guy is too intense. Intensity is supposed to be the resting state of greatness. This guy, he went to his kids birthday party.

What a loser. That's not what we're doing the NFL, right? What do you think Ernie, the enemy did that like shocked these these? That's what we're speculating about. What would it take to cross the line? And Stu gots took it to mean that simply Antonio Gibson is a coward. I mean, that's one way to look at it.

It is funny though, like you think about it. First of all, let me guess, because I wasn't in here. Let me guess what Stugots' take was. It was something along the lines of how many Super Bowls does Eric Bannamy have, how many Super Bowls does the entire Washington commanders roster have, put their Super Bowls in a box, put his Super Bowls in a a box he could have used you actually that's a better punch up of what he actually said what did he say he said something like that but less visually compelling I thought man

rings in a box that's like a stugot staple man is this what it looks like is this like a joe Montana playing for Kansas City is that what we're watching with the gods? I do want to move though from the foot in mouth disease. I'm never, I'm not as great as I once was. But I'm as good once as I ever was. There it is. My favorite country, Lerick. Whoosh, there it is. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So I want to move from the foot and mouth disease of Ron Rivera to Stugat's visually compelling image that he did provide of him trying to stick a sausage finger into an ear canal, like

a badger that can't reach the bottom of a burrow, and needing to buy a wish device that he dances around in a towel too while singing that song that Billy sang. Because the mean has thoughts about your wax cleaning. Oh yeah, I have a lot of thoughts. I, I, it's the first thing that actually made me a dot tick talk because when tick talk was really starting to blow up, people are like, oh, I'm like, I'm not learning new social media. I got it. Videos, Instagram, words, Twitter.

Don't need anything else. But then like, I said, let me give it a try. And at first, it was like, because it doesn't know know you So it was just sending me like people doing stupid dances. Oh once it gets to know you It got to know me and it got to know me. I was like Better than you know you better than I know me exactly like my latest one that I like is all of these airport freak out videos That's my whole act freak out videos. That's my whole free-out videos in general are my algorithm. No, the airport one. That is such an amine. If I were to guess what is on your algorithm, airport freak out videos would have been

the first thing I would have said. It is the first. Absolutely. If you get the bondsman, trying to get people that have been arrested and have failed to like with their bond and now they need to get brought back to jail and it's like you signed a bond with it's like it's like it's like dog the Boundie huh? It's essentially a Parable sounds like it's not the nightmare of late capitalism but wild the the first like real

Dominant era of tiktok for me was ear wax removals and it still is it's still it's still stable But they have to share some space with some other. No, it's a starter TikTok trend for sure. They're like, we don't know what this guy's into yet. Let's give him one of these candlesticks, concentrations, and see. No, it's a, you wax is a gateway drug. I don't, first of all, here's the rules

to ear wax TikTok. Number one, no wishes. I don't need water. I need a scope. I need to follow and travel down the ear canal. I need multiple instruments, the suction device. I need that little hook. You want it to snake into that canal.

Yes, I want the pincers. I want that one with a little ring at the end. You would love how to with John Wilson, because it gets all of the way. That's what I wanted. I wanted this a me, and I went to CVS, got water. No, and we it got nothing. Yeah, there's no payoff because when they use all those tools

with the scope, they end up putting on a napkin out there and you see this, it's almost like when... The tapeworm? No, it's when a plane crashes, you know how they recreate the plane, that's what it looks like. It's like, oh, this part was deeper in the canal and the different colors. Kind of like how they assemble a dinosaur scale.

Yes, yes, yes, lay it out there like on a tarp, right? But then here's the best part, guys. The best part is the payoff of seeing that eardrum when it's a nice grayish color. You know, like, oh, this is a healthy eardrum. As opposed to pink or red. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's like a little gray, little blue gray. Wait, you know, like, oh, this is a healthy year drum. As opposed to pink or red. I know exactly what you're talking about. It's like a little gray, little blue gray,

so your drum. Give me the, like, in college football locker rooms, they have those charts where it's like your key. They're in chart, yeah. Exactly, your urine should be clear, and that's like A plus, and if it's like dark orange, like, go to the hospital. The jaguars now have urinals that change colors

after you pee on them. Scott Hansen posted a video going into the Jaguar's locker room the other day and explaining like it turns red if you're dehydrated and you need an IV and like it's green if you're good, but what he didn't do was just pee in the urinal and show us himself because I think that would have been better. That's a content opportunity. Yeah, let me just say right now, if my urine already color codes for me when I'm dehydrated, why do I need the urinal to be like, and I help?

It's a great question. Right? Like, I already know I'm dehydrated. It looks like tang. Hashtag biohacking, don't worry about it. A literal look at me, Luke. Oh, only across the pond, chap. Look at me, WC.

So give me the spectrum of healthy ear wax color. Healthiest is. It's like a golden amber, right? And then like if it gets dark, it means it's been oxidized. Like a real dark black, it's been oxidized. And it's been there for too long. I guess so, yeah. But the the the eardrum colors,

what we were actually talking about, it's not the black. Oh, because you can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air.

You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air.

You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. You can see the air. They call it debris and I was like, oh, it's like, you know, going through the wreckage of A Northquake or something, right? Like the clear the debris and you find the the eardrum and it looks like it's from outer space I don't know just you have this feeling when you look at the eardrum I was just thinking of a laparoscopic eardrum cleaning and it doesn't sound pretty Sounds awesome. My dad was a Eardrum. It's when they like put stuff into your belly button to go through to like your intestines and like uterus and stuff. Do you see your dad as an urologist or a urologist? A urologist. I grew up playing with the toys that were in toys.

Oh, oh, just like. Lots of things in PPs. Flaps and scopes and stuff that I didn't realize. Do you have like a little catheter toy? Yeah. Unironically, yeah. Oh man, this stuff makes me very uncomfortable. Quite. You've been talking to us about your drum canal colors.

That's fine, but once you start talking about catheters, which I don't know if like, it's right out the end, it's what you're saying. Oh, it took me a while to figure this. I mean, I might have been an adult when I realized, wait, they put it right up the hole and I'm like, oh, that doesn't even sound right. It doesn't even sound possible.

It keeps going. Oh, it keeps going. I guess you don't listen to mystery, great though. Billy would know. Oh, that's right. Yeah. How are you doing, Billy? I actually went to my urologist on Monday.

Yeah. Clean Bill of Hell. I think, I think. It's one of those rapes. Clean bill of health. Pablo's dad? I think. I think. It's one of those rap. Did you say that? No, it's one of those co-paste cams, if I'm going to be honest with you. It's like, ah, you got to come in and you got to do a sonogram.

And then you got to come back in to do the results. And it's like, why can't you just tell me the results? I'll wait 20 minutes and just move to another room. So they keep calling me to set up my follow up appointment. But I was, you know, I got an in with, you know, someone that was there doing it. I was like, what would you see? What would you think? How are we looking?

And then you know, gave me a little wink and I was like, I can't say, but I have Billy like putting his baseball glove in front of his mouth. Exactly right. Yeah, I took off my dolphin hands. Hands are down. I'm thinking, no, this one, this one was all on the up and up. Yeah.

Is there a huddle with like belt stayed on for this one? With a nurse as well. At the mound, guys. Like, Billy, you're the kind of person that's like watching whatever ultrasound or whatever and trying to figure out if you can diagnose what's going on from the screen to zero training.

Yeah, no, I don't try to diagnose, but sometimes I do little take a peek. I see what's what. I stop doing it. No, I'll take a peek and I'm like, that doesn't look right to me. And they're like, what do I'll take a peek and I'm like, that doesn't look right to me. And they're like, what do you mean? I'm like, that just, that doesn't look like

what the other one looked like. And then what's that big dark spot in the middle? Like, why is that, what's that void exactly? I've been Google imaging your ethos. Yeah, that doesn't look like what it's supposed to look. They love that, by the way. Anytime you go to a doctor, make sure to do that. They love when you walk in and say,

well, I looked on the internet. I think I have this. Yeah, it's crazy because I can't ever remember looking at a medical image and being able to tell anything. They're like, oh yeah, there's a fractured idyllic. There it is, and I don't know what you're pointing at. I never see, it all looks the same. It looks like a ghost.

It does, but also when I see something and I'm trying to see something, and it's not what I'm thinking I'm supposed to see, I get very concerned. I'm like, that doesn't look right. You ever see those brain scans of NF helplers, that CTE or whatever, and it's like, this is a healthy brain, this is a brain with CTE.

And I'm just like, wow, it's all over. I'm like, I can't tell the difference. I doctor sometimes, I think that means you have CTE. I feel like I'm Henry Winkler sometimes, and I'm like, mm-hmm. Wow, it's all over. I'm like, I can't tell the difference. My eye doctor sometimes, I think that means you have CT. I feel like I'm Henry Winkler sometimes. And I'm like, those are balls. Yeah. My eye doctor takes images of my eyes. It's like, oh, you know, we can basically tell

if anything's gonna ever happen to you for the next 40 years if we take this one image for $20. And I'm like, sure, I'm sure it's PS. But I'm like, absolutely. If you can tell me if anything's gonna be wrong with me for the next 40 years for $20, for sure like, sure, I'm sure it's PS, but I'm like, absolutely, if you can tell me if anything's gonna be wrong with me for the next 40 years for $20, for sure. And then I'm looking at my eyeball and I'm like, ooh, that looks, that looks not great.

What are those like spots or whatever? Those look like some thick veins. Like, what are we doing here? And they're like, this is a very healthy eyeball. And I'm like, wow, eyeballs are gross. Like, eyeballs, healthy eyeball doesn't look great to me. So it's something gonna happen to you or no? 12 bucks.

Well, something, look, I know me. Something's gonna happen to me. To your eyes specifically. Maybe. He didn't give you a finite answer. They told me no, but- He said 20 years, 20 bucks, like thanks for the 20 bucks. I also had a, a dried piece of context

stuck on my eyeball for a week. What? What? No, it was terrible. I thought I had a scratch cornea. You didn't notice it? No, I did. I thought I had a scratch cornea and then I went for a follow up and they're like wait a minute

There's something stuck on here and then they put a Q tip on my eyeball and took it off But they blinded me first. This is the most uncomfortable segment ever. Can't believe I've been bullied by you