The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Is Chris Cote a Swinger?

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

Can the Canes handle this season with perspective? Could you get a dog to kneel? Does Mike need to hold Mario Cristobal accountable? Then, Greg Cote is an infant who only makes jokes for himself and continues to underpay his son. Speaking of his son...has Chris Cote reached maturity? And does that mean he's ******* his adult friends? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries

that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. The thing that's funny about this at the core of making it a business, and it's fascinating as a storyline,

what Mike is saying is absolutely so, in the competitive game of buying yourself the best talent so you can compete with Sabin, because it's the Wild Wild West. It is more important that Mario Krista Ball just get a team full of people that are 50 guys that could maybe play it Alabama and we'll take the two or three losses a season

because we know that you're going to stumble on some game days and lose some games you shouldn't because I've always got a team that's a little more physically talented. There is no disputing this. The team that's out there for Miami is physically to the eye, very obviously better than the one that was playing for them last year, even if Van Dyke is throwing three interceptions. Yes, but don't you wonder with all that talent? Why that game's even

close against your. Yeah, that's college football. Don't don't hit me with that. That's called Mike. There were 21 point favorites at home. Oh, yeah. Okay. What was USC at home, Neyra Zona? What was FSU on the road to Boston College? You've watched college football. These games have USC one. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. And if it weren't for and if it weren't for the kneeling or a bad replay, Miami would have won. You have Surviving Advanced Games all the time. What I'm telling you is when he got signed here, I readily admitted we're going to build some talent. I'm going to want to fire him maybe once or twice a year. And that was before I realized I had to expand the playoff. All right, he's going to lose occasionally these games that's a cost of doing business.

But hopefully you stack the talent to the point that you're still in the conversation and you can navigate that. To me, it's crazy as a conversation though, Cody. Think about where we are. When the way you win at the dirty business of power college footballs to God's the dollars being thrown around by these networks the ACC got robbed he got robbed by RCEO robbed their TV contract is awful Miami is a

brand that this dude is managing is this this guy it is in his care, you don't feel anything in the way of bad for him in this because this is the paycheck and we are entitled to hammer him again and again from any angle, even though it is the prevailing, echoing opinion that no one disagrees with, one of the reasons it's so fun is because everyone can say today, wow, what an idiot you are, what a fool. I don't, like do you feel bad for Brian Kelly

when he loses? No, not at all. So it's a difference. What's the difference? You care about the program, that's the difference. That is the difference. Yes. I mean, I feel a little bit bad for coach Chris

Paul, the person, yeah, but not as bad as Dan does. This is big boy stuff and he understands that. Where I feel bad about Mario Chrishe is I know no one cares. I care deeply. I don't care close anywhere close as much as Mario Christophe cares. For $80 million, you have an obsessive, compulsive person that Barry Jackson takes exception to him

wanting to control every aspect of everything, including Barry Jackson's job. You have someone that cares more than anyone. That if this fails, it might literally kill the man. Nobody wants to hear moderation, but you can say both things. You can say the mistake Chris have all made was inexcusable. It's going to stain him forever.

And you can also say, yeah, but it's not felonious. It's not something that should bring the college coaching equivalent of the death penalty. These people saying he needs to resign immediately. He should be fired. Who are those people? It cares about the program. He should bring it about. No, I've been go that was all over. That was all over social media. Who are those people? Who are these people? They're unnamed people that Barry Jackson's been going to fight with. What's wrong with what Billy just said? You have a guy who's in charge of getting the players and then a guy who's in charge of coaching the players look i i would love that uh... i hope that my amma grows to

the guys that kind of matters that we're doing it straight commerce. Now he's just a Nick Saban away. But still got we're doing it straight commerce now. There's a reason Saban staff are three times as large as everybody else. I mean, Jason Taylor, a hall of famers on crystal ball staff. That's it. I mean, Jason Taylor, Hall of Famers on Christobal staff. How does Jason Taylor feel? He would have taken a name. But Jason Taylor, better football than Mario Christobal ever was older, I think, than Mario

Christobal. Being yelled at by crazy person Mario Christobal, because the job now is to win at the business of college sports and get the players. And that's what he does well. But I'm totally in on Billy's idea. I will allow someone else to coach the team on maybe fangs. He already kind of did. Really?

Chris was seated a bunch of control this season to his coordinators. And by the way, Shannon Dawson cut from the same cloth. If you watched the replays of what was happening there, Shannon Dawson was calling the plays. Right. And he admitted it. Yeah, it's more it's more it's more. It was job to step in and say, hey, take a knee.

And sometimes they have someone else because these guys are so locked in. I know Mark Rick had, you know, his son say, hey, we should think about time management here. But Mario Chris Abol has to step in at that point. And that's the accountability. And that's the kind of thing. We're out of the blue balls running up the sideline telling them to just take a knee. Yeah, I saw that still and I'd watched it back to see if I could see Alex Mirabal actually say take a knee

because that's what the internet has made it. I won't believe it, yeah. How about then Dyke say, hey, no coach, I'm not running that play, I'm taking a knee. 20 ton, that's not college. Can't do that. You're a fool. How about somebody on that staff?

I don't care who it is. How about the assistant offensive line coach and the staff made the coach? Oh, that might have actually happened. Why aren't we kneeling? Is that Metaball's job? Is that his job? There's a still that's pretty convincing.

And again, I watched it to try to see if I could confirm the still and you can write a narrative around it. But it does appear from the still that Metaball is actually telling Dawson and coach Chris Ball right next to him. Hey, let's kneel the ball. What are we doing?

And they're not really paying much attention to him because they're locked in on the game. Is what Dan is saying? Is that true, Mike? Because I don't have Jason Taylor being yelled at by Mario, Christopher. Mario, Christopher, learn from Nick Saban. He yelling at everybody. JT.

Really? Yeah, Nick Saban yelled at Jason Taylor. More like, more like, more Chris ball's intense. This is his program. I quit. Jason Taylor. There have been a lot. There have been a lot that have quit and moved on.

It's not for everybody. My larger point on this, it's the part that I find most interesting is big money business. Miami wants to be in the game. And Mario Christobal with a team of mercenaries at eight years, $80 million, his strength coach, Jason Taylor, Hall of Famer on your sidelines. The gods, the Hall of Famers don't get those jobs. That's not where they start. They don't.

So Jason Taylor was a lot better at football than Mario Christobal. He is older than Mario Christobal. Mario Christobal now. He's not older than Mario Christobal. Mario Christobal played on national championship teams. I mean, Jimmy Johnson drafted Jason Taylor. Okay, forgive me, but I don't think of Jason Taylor. JT's almost 50.

I don't think of Jason Taylor looking at Mario, Chris, ball and saying, you know more about football than I do. But in this case, he is living in service of, we're going to build a business football factory down here. And Chris, ball learning the lessons of Sabin will try and build us into the giant program to restore what we were 30 years ago. That's the gamble that Mario will be better at the business of this. Correct. They've hired a CEO of their business. Yes. The gamble here is to be better than what we've been, because we've also been laughed at for 20 years. We've been missing bowl games.

We've had seven win seasons. We're all sick of that. Yes, I'd love to get to the National Championship discussion, and I hope to God. We're talking college football playoff rankings, hoping to God some of the voters saw that it was not actually a fumble, and we can celebrate the human element instead of computers.

I hope we get there. You have the voters, dude. But that's why I'm doing long view here. The team looks way better than it did last year. The body types look way better than it did last year. Body types. Yeah, it's a big, you win with bodies. You win with dogs.

All right, so if I project that over a full cycle, over four years. Dogs, Neil. Keep dogs doing Neil. You know what? He's so right about that. He's so right. You could get a dog to Neil. Yeah.

I'll deal with the Sunbowl. I'll deal with the Seven Wind Season in year two. I'll deal with it. You're gonna deal with a Seven Wind season this year. Entering the season, we were talking about eight wins being a success. Like I'll deal with that as long as I believe in the process, in that the talent,

that the talent is gonna keep improving year over year and by year three, year four, in an expanded college football playoff, you can legitimately compete. I'm not gonna all of a sudden change the math just because this season started off better than all of you thought it would. I am not. Fletus, can you do me the favor place at some point in the corner of the screen here on video on YouTube? I would like for you to put up the face that Mike Ryan was making

in the middle of his mask wearing disguise when Dion was having success for three games. And all the Miami guys were flocking to Dion's side. A rabid Mike Ryan came out unmasked and just yelled, I hate Dion Sanders because he cares about this program in an unreasonable way. More I dare say than even Barry Jackson, and you've seen what lurks within him. Madeable, yeah.

What Mike is trying to keep a measured tone as he takes on as he welcomes, as he tries to create heat basketball 2010 in college football. He's moving and shaking in the big rooms. He's offering a mean. I mean, you want some power at the game? You want, and I mean, like, no,

I'll just sit in the stands with Georgia Tech because I will not be bought. I will not stand on the Miami sideline. Mike's moving and shaking, trying, that's such a funny phrase. I don't even know what it means, but it's what he's doing. Trying to lead this program to glory. Trying, he's being a me-

Oh, no, I'm just trying to do my part. I'm just trying to- You need to hold Mario accountable next time you see him. You need to ask for that. You're his boss. Like you pay his salary. You need to have him come up and explain to you why it is that he did the things that he did.

Not be afraid of him. There needs to be some accountability around here. That's why we're having five and six win seasons. You need the whole people accountable. You're not so bold. When you're paying $80 million to a coach, you're not just hoping to take the next step. You want to be in the room with the big boys.

You want to be in the college full of place. There's a $4 million year salary. This is $8 million, $80 million over 10 years, and for 10 million over 8 years, whatever it is, you need to get some accountability from this man. Hold him accountable. That's a thing. He's just walking around to your all-lose sigusi, doing whatever he damn well, please, everyone's afraid of him. You need to hold him accountable, Mike. That's your part. That's what you need to do for this school that you've dedicated so much time and passion and money towards You need to do the hard thing sometimes, you know and say hey buddy buck up That's what we are right now. I'm sorry because you're headed into a slaughterhouse as Taylor says next weekend

And then what happens? It's two straight games. And then we're really feeling bad for Mario. And then what happens the following week? Who do you play? Clemsit. Oh boy. If you lose the Clemsit, if you lose the Clemsit, it's over. It's over.

The whole thing is over. How can't it be? Then Virginia, three straight. You don't want to face the gap. The gap. Virginia. Mike. And see state, Florida, state, Louisville.

I mean, the list goes on andave. And he stayed Florida state. Louisville. I mean, the list goes on and on. What's what's time to stretch a tech football coach? Is it Mike Elko? What time is he joining God bless football this week? Because I've missed that that general theme. We take with him. He was laughing like the rest of us. You do understand that my grinds dissent into of insanity is going to appear like the lighthouse, the movie.

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I think every time you don't have a back in my day, you can't do the show. I think we should. Okay, okay, that's fine, because I have a contract. So if you want to pay me for not doing the show. That's fine. We can pay him for doing nothing. We already do. That's a good, that's fine because I have a contract so if you want to pay me for not doing the show That's fine. We can pay him for doing nothing. We already do

That's a good that's a good one. I got no retort for that. DC's the down-libbathar show with this two cats Chris Cody I need to Commissarate with you for a second over the Producing of your father the father the good thing or about that Well, I want I need to explore some of what's happening here because I've been dealing obviously most recently with a lot of mortality stuff and my parents later in life, they become toddlers. And they become people that you are caring for, even if they're independent, stubbornly independent.

Like you cannot. They took care of you, Dan, just so you know. I know, but you're dad too. You know, I'm not the only one living this right now. You understand what it's like after the death of your mother to chase a toddler around through his old age because they become infants again. Your dad, Greg Cody, has been that infant for the entire time he's been under the care of his wife.

He is a child. And now it's 69 years old. What do you, what do you make in faces? I mean, it's just weird to be talked about while you're in the same room. And further to be called a toddler and talked about as if you're on death's door. I mean, that kind of thing, you know, the rare both. Okay, the point being, this is the toddler

on that store. This is the end of your career you would agree, right? Like that's, this is, we want to define the end. I mean you would agree right like that's this is well defined end I mean are you gonna are you ever gonna retire? No The great Cody show with great Cody's just taking off exactly right. I just asked Greg what he was doing during the break He was emailing someone at the panthers for his credentials set up an interview get everything ready for the season He's never gonna stop doing things are happening. I got a new book coming out.

I mean, I'm just getting started, Jack. Come on now. That kind of thing. And you know what, I am just getting started. Getting my second wind. Oh yeah. Starting it. Okay, right.

The point of all of this is I feel like, and perhaps I'm underestimating him. I feel like we are holding Greg Cody's hands for whatever it is that He wants to make of his 70s and union of his business and his journalistic might in this market holding me back as more lucky Okay, and anchor on his career otherwise anchor Paul anchor. Oh my god. What a bad joke Oh my God, what a bad joke. That is a bad one. What a bad joke. It was a stretch when I joined it.

They said it was a funny anchor. Which I think is a reference to Paul Enka. It is, yeah, a few later. No, no, no, it's worse than that. No, look, look, what a betrayal. You explained that joke that no one but me got. You explained it, because I wish you, I wish it was Paul Enka. I dream for the comedic genius of Greg Cody being so musty old

that he just makes a Paul anchor reference no this is a joke that he just made that only I would get it was just for you only no one else and no one listening to this would get it except me explain to them the shit of that joke you just threw on us because you're a toddler in the last parts of his career. You made it just for you. I mean, you've been throwing feces at us. I thoughtful you should thank them.

A few decades ago, the Miami Herald had an executive sports editor named Paul Anger, and GER, and he was great. I love Paul, but he did not give me a column. And then his successor was the one who gave me a column. So the joke was I should start calling Paul anger, Paul anchor because he did that had that effect on my career. Love your Paul if you're listening. I'm a great Cody show featuring Greg Cody and his frustrated son. Fine. His frustrated son, Chris, because Chris, you've already experienced this.

Not only, this is the worst part of what I'm about to say. Not only have you experienced trying to take care of this toddler as he's entitled and narcissistic and the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody is totally out of control with a a Tribute in a celebration to his every whim you just have to run and chase it whatever time he wants something You have to go produce him. It's annoying because the world revolves around his podcast It's true Easy money for Christopher by the way. He's not that well paid Based on what he does. Not by his.

Oh my God. Oh, here it is. Oh my God. He's doing charity. I'll take a few weeks off if it'll make you live easier. He's doing charity. Christopher does a great job on the podcast. I'm just going to be back in a month.

I'll be back in a month. I'm joking. Chris Cody, you're doing charity for your father. I know what he pays you. It's the only payment I know in this whole damn company. It's insulting what you're doing charity for your father. I know what he pays you. It's the only payment. I know in this whole damn company It's insulting what you're paying. No, it isn't insulting. I'm a small time operation You know we're growing right and thank you. Let's do what you could do. Yeah, I'm not a major I don't have a fifty million dollar deal with a

You know a sports book. I mean I'm a one-man operation. Well, three men. Well, that's true. You know, sell a t-shirt now and then, make a little extra coin. You guys, Pat. Nice shirt. You want to do the pie chart of who does the most

in the least on the Greg Cody show with Greg Cody? You don't want to see that pie chart. Well, that is the start. Hold on a second. Twice. I have a bone to pick with Christopher here on Greg's behalf. Thank you, Billy. Because I was the, one. I was thinking about this the other day.

Just yesterday, as a matter of fact, I was thinking about this. So last week or the week before, Christopher chastised his father, Greg, for going on a cruise and not attending the Greg Cody show taping or something about the dolphins related thing. And he's like, how could you go on a cruise during football season? And we show up to the office yesterday look around Christopher's not here. Where's Christopher on a cruise? Yeah, that's what I was gonna bring up that the worst part of this is not only that he's underpaying you It's that you're becoming him. Oh no, you are you are becoming right right in front of us. You're become you a week ago You you excoriated your father and you know it Yeah, I got a leg You a week ago you you you excoriated your father and you know it The gackie all right all my greatest hits

That's it. There's nothing else. That's the treasure chest. So that's There's nothing else, that's the treasure chest. So that's... Trailers will say, Orange, Wayne, Bruce, to let 50 cents. I'm Greg Cody and that's how it was. Back in my day. He's got one today.

What? No, it doesn't. It's a close-up on a quality control week. He has got one, but I just need to stay here for a minute, for just a second, because Greg Cody, this person who brings in five catch phrases in a song and crushes it every week at the end of his career. He comes in here every Tuesday. Last one in on a meeting, none of us want to be in.

None of us have ever had meetings. I didn't leave ESPN so we could have meetings. I enjoy them. You don't seem to enjoy them. You're the only one that contributes less to Greg Cody. Yeah, okay, so Greg Cody comes in. Yeah, I'll be documenting my topics are right there. No, there's nothing.

What do you set it up? You couldn't possibly be doing any less. You come in here and you smoke in the garage. No one here wants to do meetings because the two of these are so great at what they do that they don't need meetings. They've mastered the craft so much that neither one of them needs to be talked to in a meeting about anything. The look that my dad gives when Mike goes Greg, you got anything? And the answer is always no. I'm offended. I'm offended that I want to include them in a meeting. Because I submit my topics that morning. Did Ellie don't?

Yeah. Okay, but I would like to explore your topics. Talk them out. Okay, I didn't know you were the E.P. today, so I didn't include you on my. Well, you never had. I didn't know that you were so good and so on it, and such great form that you're bringing on the meeting.

The point that you do. The larger point yes, and this is we finally we finally got into the truth and we do know it We finally do got to the truth which is Greg Cody thinks he has mastered this craft Greg Cody thinks He has mastered this craft He is so good at Greg Cody thinks he has mastered this craft. He is so good at producing quality audio for people, at a whim, farts it out, perpetually amusing his producers don't do anything.

He does all the work on the Greg Cody show feature in Greg Cody. With fun. Where his underpaid producers. I'm Greg. That one, John. Make him look like a star. This person has mastered the craft so much that he doesn't need any meetings to talk about anything. Thank you. Ever. You're coming around now. I appreciate that.

Just show up and let it fly Greg. You know, extemporaneous is the way to go through life. Too much planning is a detriment. Are you ready for back in my day? Is everyone ready for back in my day? I can't believe it's here. Look, he's winded already. He's winded from...

You've talked a lot this out. You've talked a second wind time. Greg? Greg, thank you, Billy. I told him this morning, Greg, if you noticed. Last week, at the end of the show, you made a messy point that was gibberish, and then you said something no one understood.

You realized how tired you're getting at the end of these shows. It's making less and less sense, what you drool into a microphone. As you say, I'm just starting my career. you drool into a microphone as you say, I'm just starting my career. And now, it is time to take a trip down memory lane. Here's your guy, Greg Cody, with back in my day. Hotel housekeeping.

Hotel housekeeping, as we reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic, a time we now get to pretend to ourselves is all over. The changes that brought are pretty immense. It's certainly deepened our political divide as half of America mourned the loss of a million lives while the other half called the whole thing a hoax to climb vaccines and got kicked off planes for refusing to wear a mask. Fair to say it also greased the skids for those entangled by mental illness as anti-social behavior became all but mandated in those hanging under reality by a thread sink further

into untethered paranoia. On a lighter note, in many other ways the effect of the pandemic is now seen in little things not profoundly important, yet still a jolt to what had been are accepted routine. Like hotel housekeeping, it largely went away and for the most part it ain't a common back, Jack. Major hotel chains tried to put it off as altruism at first, as if looking out for our health and safety, back when social distancing was a thing and guests probably would just find without the maid skipping Through the place with a with a feather duster

Then things returned to normal But hotels had gotten used to what those reduced house housekeeping staffs had done for their profit margin Suddenly the only real reason to stay in a hotel in the first place, despite the exorbitant cost, to have a maid to feel pampered, to return from touristing to a pristine room had been taken away. Now, you get that laminated card on the table that explains you can now have maid service, but only by special requests, presumably if someone on the remaining skeletal staff is in the mood. Maid service was a part of the deal. You expected it. You returned to a welcoming pillowy duvet. A neat stack of fresh towels standing sentry at the ready.

The end of the toilet roll folded in a V for no apparent reason whatsoever other than to make me feel cared for. It was that little bit of uncommon luxury. Oh, you'd like an extra shampoo brought to your room? Right away, Mr. Coat. Hey, I'm easy to please. Two minutes on a pillow, and I feel like a dog on king. Now, you feel guilty even asking for housekeeping, like little Lord Fontleroy demanding a pedicure.

Some chains now recommend you leave trash outside your door for pickup. What? Marriott's policy varies by property, but housekeeping is mostly by request now with rooms cleaned automatically, only every sixth night. My hotel room after six days unattended

would look like a team of frat boys that Sardine did and during Marty Grouf. In my room after six days without made service, you'd find bedding on the floor, towel scattered, like shrapnel, pizza boxes in the bathtub, empty miller light bottles arranged across the room and neat triangles like bowling pins and a lamp inexplicably in the refrigerator. Hotels, if I'm paying you $429 to sleep in your room for a night, the least you can do literally, the least you can do is keep that

room clean. I'm Greg Cody and that's how it was back in my day. And that's why we keep him around right there. Despite his bitterness and meetings because he can go to a hotel and demand that the maid treat him better. God damn it. This is a new and improved down lebatar show with the stugats. Gampalon by draftkins. Don Lebatard. Look at that. Look at that. Just Jack White doing Elvis and Dewey Cox. Stugats. She hits that a little bit. Park. Harry Carey is.

It's wolf herald doing Harry and Elvis occasionally. Look out now. This is the Don Lebertar show with this two gods. What? Really? Wow, what is that? Over the weekend, we were talking last segment. I went on a cruise, a three day cruise, and for the first time in my life. Hold on a minute. So Tony goes into the forest, and he finds God. You go on a cruise, and you find maturity. That's right. There was three nights, three possible nights for being debauchers.

Well, what? There's a bad start to you found maturity. No, I know, that's what I'm saying. My boy, take a cold, let me cook, let me cook. But Chris, hold on, before you go forward here, if I said to you found maturity. No, I know that's my boy. Let me cook Let me cook but Chris hold on before you go forward here If I said you went on the same cruise maybe seven eight years ago of those three nights you're going out all three nights I would go three go hard every single possible night of the cruise and on this weekend for the first time ever Just family thing with your daughter. This was not a family cruise. This was a friends cruise, no kids.

So even more excuse to let loose. This weekend on Saturday night too. You don't get a lot of these do you? No, I went to bed at 10.30. What? Well, hold on a second. Hold on, but what happened during the day? Yeah.

I got hammered. Oh, but yeah. Pull bar at Coco K. You were drunk. Right, that's Who bar a cocoa-caper drunk? Right, that's not. You couldn't go anymore. But I got up intending to get to attack the night. Right.

And I went to dinner and I was like, I'm sleepy. So that's not maturity. That is not it. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You drank to failure. I'm not your engine, come putting. Old me.

No. I would have pushed through. That's you being old. If you pushed through, you can get there. Chris, you told me about this before the show. I thought your family was with you. No, that's, I feel like if my kid was with me, that's more of an excuse to not go crazy.

When I don't have my kid, they're like, there was nothing holding me back other than just maturity. But do you know what maturity is? Right, no. It's when you think about consequences. I'm thinking about my health. I'm like, you know what, I got a, I don't want to get all.

But you got too drunk during the day that your body couldn't support your bad behavior at night. It wasn't maturity that had your business. That's peaking from a guy who's never been to the pool bar. It's a swim up bar. A cocoa coffee. So you remember that in my matchup party? I do, yes.

Oh, do I ever. That is a day where I'm a judge. I didn't go out that night either. I love cocoa. Okay. Oh Perfect day some well Chris Chris you learned from the stamina king I imagine your father and a cruise unrelenting from six to three eight That's the standard that I try to live up to crazy I've been on this eight night cruising him. He never stops. Yeah, you grew up with the Maggio of drunkenness. What are you doing? Like your dad's a horse.

A horse. I thought mantle was the the Maggio of drunkenness. I moderate. Whoa. Who cares? I was proud of myself. I think I imagine also disappointed.

Welcome to next day. Who are you? You're failure. This is what I would guess. I would think this would be the difference between you you and your dad you correct me if I'm wrong I don't know if I have this identified correctly, but I you're dad strikes me as somebody who may drink from Five or six PM

Till one a.m. And there ain't gonna be any eating in there You might snarf a piece of pizza at the buffet on your way to 10. Oh, I'm eating. Snarfe. Snarfe. A great work. And so, and now the carbs are gonna get you in a way. They're not. Your father has worked this marathon muscle. It's nothing but fluid that's going through there for seven hours. That's how I keep my figure. Hill order pasta at dinner and then there'll be more pasta when he's done. Who did you go on this cruise with? My friends, my adult friends that I've made. What? One minute, one minute, one minute.

What? What is that? You swigging man? That's something I said. We got it on here. Roy, you have a plan of it. You have made parent friends in the last few years, like a new friend group that you've been

quite- No, remain. Are you swinging now? Like a school, like a new school parents. Swing and it was a dad's weekend. He met some friends with his wife. They go out for dinner once in a while. And it's like, hey, let's all go on a cruise for the weekend.

And then switch our partners. Yeah. If the shoe fits a few years ago, a few years ago, I was at a park with my kid. And I met another dad. And we've just connected. And now I have a whole new group of friends. Parent friends.

Billy, what, you have not made a- Like I of friends Parent friend Billy what you have not made like I said maturity Billy you have not made adult friends no you have I didn't make childhood friends and we all Baby I'm going to be in the sui next year as a as a revelation. Finally we unmask that Chris Cody is a sui fits. Is a swinger? He said it. I'm a chair swinger. Yeah, wearing one shoe that fits.

He's swaggering to the room wearing only that and now we're all left with the haunting images of a confident Chris Cody. Sure, sure, sure, confident Chris. A single shoe that fits wearing only shoe that fit. It's why his dick, then. The height of comedy, these two. So you just met a guy at a park in the United States. What's happening here? Yeah, none of us are making adult friends. Mike has made adult friends. Tony is still on his way.

No, no, no, don't drag me in. I mean, through your kids though. Like, through your kids, like, it was birthed by your kids playing at a park or somewhere. It's, I'm not, I have. No adult friends for me. Yeah. But like, are these friends of like your kids friends?

Like, parents of your kids? I've kind of, I've kind of joined the guy that I met at the park and his daughter. I've become good friends with him. And so he has brought me into his world So now I'm like hanging out like that. It's honestly great. I love you man Like you just like we're looking for an adult friend that you begin friends crazy. I haven't made a friend in 30 years Roy's make friends what a great thing to put it on a t-shirt. I haven't made I haven't made a friend in 30 years

What's the point? You need more friends. You said that as if you were proud of it. Boy, it's not a shame. Roy has made adult friends. Is Roy the only one around here who has made friends in adulthood? No, not really. Chris.

Not really. I got enough friends. I'm good. So Roy has not made it. Well, Chris is matured, I guess the rest of us haven't matured yet. Matured. So that's how so hammered on Saturday.

It does happen, Dan. You go out to the park with your kid. You get a central park. You put them on a swing and then all of a sudden, you know, some other dads out there with their kid and, you know, are you Chris Goldie from the Dan Labidard show? Oh, I've been there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He told me a few days later. He made me. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You've been to that. When's he supposed to bust that out? Wait, to talk to you about the show? I'm excited. No, no, no.

No, no. He's dating for the wrong reasons. I'm a narcissist, though. I love it. Like your father, you excoriated him a week earlier for being gone on a cruise during a football season. I'm confused by this. Billy, you're delighted by that.

No, no, no. Where, first of all, if you think, if you remember back, I was saying that when you were on the cruise, I covered for you. It was the previous week that I was at the dolphins game and he criticized me for not being there Sunday and then he wasn't available on that Sunday. He expects you to show up.

So I just said to him, hey, I covered you when you were on the cruise. I wasn't crushing him for being on the cruise. Well, you had made a plan to be on the show after the 70 to 20 dead then getting bogged down. That was pre-matured. Yeah. Yeah, that was pre-matured.

Mm-hmm. You get that right. Not Saturday. It was Malphaisons. That was... So, there is none of that on Saturday. What does Sunday look like for mature Chris? Can we have this out?

Let's have it out on air. Your dad hasn't let Gov it yet. He hasn't let Gov it. We were trying. You're still furious. Well, I never got a proper apology to be honest wow no he dragged the show a christ not doing this again Chris just say sorry it's over i did say sorry be the big a person it was not over it was an equivocal sorry you're mature now Chris was like the sorry it was one of those

sorry if i disappointed you. Well, I'm sorry you disappointed me too. That kind of thing. You know, but I'm passing. It's fine. You seem past it. It's water under the bridge. I'm so annoyed with you. Wait, don't you're mature now. That's right. Greg, two weeks ago, you said you weren't yourself and you were terrible because you spent the whole show seething at what a bad producer your son had been your underpaid son Who doesn't think that he has to work Sunday nights when he's getting drunk at the dolphin game? I learned it from you dad. I learned it from you. Well, I was covering that dolphin game You're saying drinking on a Sunday dolphin football his dad just made his career around that your son didn't want to work that night

I don't want to drag this into the mud but you already have First of all, I never drink on the job. I don't know what you're talking about Your son doesn't think he works for you on Sunday night every Sunday night Well, it's not the terms of the deal for what you're paying him. You're not paying him enough to be available out your every whim What says who? Says the numbers Says Chris I guess you have a successful podcast. I'm a small time operation. I'm a one-man show.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's got your name twice on it. You're not a one-man operation. It's the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. Well, with, but, you know, the same person on both sides of that name, so that kind of thing. I think it's a one-man show. Yeti and I will take a couple weeks off and you can handle it. You know, oh my god, please. I think it's a one-man show Yeti and I will take a couple weeks off and you can handle it.

You know, oh my God, please. I will do what I have to. You know what? No, Chris will take we'll take off. We'll take off. We'll f*** each other's wives. I know we'll be back in a couple weeks. You and Yeti or you and Greg? If the shoe fits. Well, the shoe fits. Wait a minute. Damn it Billy. He cornered you. Yeah. Haha. Chris, please, I would like, please, I would like a post swinger show reveal

of what that show would sound like if you and yet he did nothing and just let your dad do the podcast. It wouldn't get recorded. I would be him talking with his computer off in his mic. I'd forget to press record. No, you need to show your father how little he actually does on his own podcast while starring on it. I think he could record it, but then how would you post it? I don't know. I'm not a producer.

I'm a talent. Cheer job. Oh my God. It's ridiculous. And of course, he's literally looking at the podcast numbers on his screen right now. No, well, that's true. I get that off the screen.

Greg, Greg, Greg. How's it doing? What are you doing? Greg, Greg. I know. Greg, it just happened to be on the screen. Greg, you've always seen. happened to be on the screen. It always is!

It always is! Greg! Greg! No, I just, you know, it just happened to be on the screen. I wasn't looking at it. Who can blame me if I was, but I wasn't. Greg, you can't be doing the show with us and constantly refreshing your podcast. No, I'm not. I'm researching things that might come up on the show with us and constantly refreshing your podcast. No, I'm not. I'm researching things that might come up on the show.

Yeah, you know how that goes. I mean, on megaphone. I'm always, well, I'm always working things. Yeah. You know, I got Google search happening. You know, looking up stuff, verifying. How old is Jason Taylor? I'm on it, you know, 49. You know, I'm full of information. There was three segments ago yeah you know I'm confirming it I'm a journalist I'm confirming Jason Taylor is 49 four years younger than Mario

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