The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Jeremy Costs Everyone Money (feat. Nick Wright)

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

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New York, New York, please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age. Mare enough. Welcome to the Big Suey! Presented by Draft Kings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Levitart show is presented by Dress. Draft Kings, Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Thank you for everybody who tuned in last night to watch the shipping containers suffer because they had Chiefs minus three and a half.

Jeremy, what does this video need as context as Nick Wright, who looks like he's been crying and hiding. He joins us now. He's got to be hurting today. What is the context this video requires? Nick Wright was willing to put up $5,000 that would have gone to the shipping container. if the chiefs had covered three and a half. They did not.

It's the second time Nick Wright has failed to deliver money to the shipping container. He's heartbroken about that. I'm sure. What context does this require? Chiefs were down three at the start of the fourth quarter and driving. They had thrown a bunch of dinks and dunks to Travis Kelsey. And we were in a spot where all they needed was a touchdown and an extra point to go up by four, which is what we needed to be in position to win the bet.

This is the best you guys felt. When Kelsey tumbles into the end zone and you realize you're about to be up for with the extra point, this is as good as you guys felt. That is going to be the best. And what you can see is we were trying to give analysis throughout the game as well. So this will start with some analysis and then lead you to that touchdown and everything that transpired from there. Hey, the Kelsey screen for four yards sucks. That play sucks.

That play sucks. What is it? How about you get the ball to a guy who's fast? Yeah. How about that? Oh, Tony? Big Bob Tanya? What?

Big Bob Tanya, no way. What? Oh, that's terrible tackling there, man. It's not. I will say it's not Tanya. I don't want to get your hope. Terrible tackling. That sounds like a good thing.

Let's go. It is a good thing. Okay, hold on, man. Hey, give this guy the ball, dude. Get this guy in a screenpast of four yard. Get this guy the ball, dude. I'm not there yet. Halcy.

The ball, dude. Harrison Bucker. Oh, that. All-time franchise leader and touchdown. Just know that if he misses it, what are you doing? Jeremy. What the fuck?

What are you doing? Yeah, bro. Just know. Yeah. Are you doing? Are you? I know how I feel. Just know how I feel.

I blame Jeremy. I blame Jeremy. You started a Harrison Butker chant. Yeah. Fair comment. He's going to. Are you for real? Yes, the kick got blocked.

Oh my God. You got him fucking kidding me. You started heirs in Bunker Chan. You're going to blame me? I mean, dude, just it was, oh boy. I take full responsibility. Chris Cody being 10 seconds ahead of everybody else when it's a live stream is just assinine. You staggered reaction.

Nick Wright joins us now by way of apology, I suppose. Nick, how are you feeling today? Insolvent and inconsolable. And I am now. angrier. Listen, I apologize. And I don't know this gentleman's personal, financial, or family situation. But Jeremy Tashay is forever banned from receiving any money to the shipping container one day. No, that's good. No, that's fine. It's fine. I understand, Nick. I'm really sorry. I mean, what the, what was that, bro? You, you, you walk over to a craps table and be like,

Hey, don't roll a seven. Like, what is wrong with you, bro? Like, what is, seriously? There's, there, so that's, that, I mean, I, there's that. Also, again, far be it for me to tell anyone how to run a business. But I think we got to find a way to have everyone watching either in the same location or on the same delay. I knew what was happening on all those plays as I get choked up and I found that horrifying.

Like, what are we doing, guys? We were synced up for about 20 minutes and then it all went to hell. There's a way to fit. There's, okay. I mean, just whoever is the furthest ahead just has to pause and then let every, like there's... Chris didn't want to do that. Oh, but Roy was the furthest of the head.

There's literally, it's hard to sometimes sink up. like movies on an airplane with a significant other you want to watch with them. Sporting events, there's a clock. You can be like, hey, guys, I paused it at 9.38. Tell me when you get there, click play. But Roy was the furthest ahead at one point. It was like, I don't want to pause because I'll miss action. Chris, please stop explaining what is a calamity that deserves his every criticism.

Now, I will say in Jeremy's meager defense, and I don't know if you want to retract what you just did with a banning. This was literally his first time betting on a game. I have never had any money coming my way at the result of a game in my life of any kind. And you never will again, buddy. No, I'm not chasing it.

I have no interest in that feeling ever again. And the Harrison Butker thing, I mean, it's just if any other kicker, I never would have said it. I wish I had just said, ah, why'd you make me chant for that guy? Because that was the feeling. I'm really sorry, Nick.

It's my fault and I take full. No, it's not your fault. It's the Chief's fault. and Dan, I don't want to be disrespectful to your platform, but I also don't want to be disrespectful to the TV show. So I can't, I feel it is, I don't, I'm not going to give any analysis on the game here. Some because it's, I'm not equipped to yet,

and some because I just think people, I'm just going to save that for 3 o'clock on the TV show. What I'm here to do is for you guys to be able to see my pain. And I can, like, I had a lot, see, I was not so worried about the, I wanted them to cover by three and a half for you guys, but I had, I had money all over the place on this. Late in the day, the line moved against us to four and a half, but four and a half at plus 108, I was able to get down in a partnership with the great poker player, Nacho Barbaro. So he and I had a lot on four and a half. I early in the week had bet David Baker, who once won the Super Contest, greatest sports gambler alive for a year at least, who is a diehard Bronco fan.

He and I have a lot of preseason Broncos bets where I was the house. And those are bets that I didn't expect to lose, like Broncos to win. win the division. Broncos to make the playoffs that I gave him plus odds on. So I layered a lot more on Broncos on Chiefs minus three and a half with him. I actually had a winning morning. Thanks to despite Mike McDaniel's best efforts, Miami covered the two and a half. So that set me up well. I had the Bears money line. That went well. And then I just rolled all of that into the Chiefs money line at minus 200 and that was so I I and there is this I just love the god dog team and I literally get heckled on the street when they lose and it used to be from it folks that

I don't it mostly Eagles fans but now of there's going to be a Bronco fan I sure's a bad morning man this was a this was a and again Chris Cody if I'm going to too long. I apologize. This was a wake up at two in the morning dreaming about the game type of loss, and I haven't had a regular season one of those in a very long time. And it's also a email your financial manager at 6 a.m. like, hey, man, I know this is the account we say we don't touch, but I need a little transfer. I need a little transfer. You can watch and listen to his embargoed thoughts on first things first weekdays, 3 p.m. on FS1. You can get his podcast, What's Right with Nick Wright, wherever it is that you get your podcast. But where does this

one rank in terms of overall pain for you, a loss that feels a little bit sleepless because now it's not just your money, Nick, and I don't know which one of these. I'm going to say that your money hurts more, but I don't know given how much you care about this team emotionally. I can make the money. I'll just you know I can make the money back Dan. That's the thing No, I it's this is how I would rank it as far as pain the most pain is That my team's in trouble like that is true like they are I know they're still like 58% to make the playoffs But that's to make the playoffs and they don't have the tie can't believe that This is, I feel like this is such a, this is the stuff the poverty level teams talk about.

Like, we don't have the tiebreaker with the Jags. Gross. I can't believe I'm like looking at like the tiebreakers with the Jags and the Texans. Like, who the hell are we? When's the last time you looked at a tiebreaker during the regular season? I don't know. I honest to God, I don't know. Four years ago, we were five and four.

but then we blew out the Raiders in a similar spot and you know ended up 12 and 5 I so first most most pain is for the team second most pain is the pride like I all week last week Dan I said them losing was an impossibility and Bo Nix was in a Bo Nix was going to be

a look terrible in this game and Patrick throws the red zone pick. So like, it is the gold medalist of pain is my team. The silver medalist is my pride and the bronze medalist is my bank account, but can make more money. That pick, that pick, where does it rank on you being stunned by anything chiefs related? Like, I don't know how surprised you were the way that Buck's Super Bowl went. I don't know how surprised you were the way that Eagle's Super Bowl went. But seeing Patrick throw that particular pick where you're like, what was he doing? What happened there?

It was high, Dan. It was high. He threw a pick like that against the Jags, 99-yard pick six, which is why we don't have the tiebreaker. It was, listen, they deserved, I, listen, I tweeted it, they deserved to lose. I can't believe I'm saying this. Denver was better. Denver deserved to win the game the chiefs made a bunch of mistakes they turned the ball over they couldn't get off the field on third and long like it was bad um and now they're in a real now it's a real fight for their lives and uh i still you know there is a part of me that says we're now just going the revenge will be to seven in denver round one of the playoffs like that's certainly on the board but it is if you actually dig into it they're in a very

precarious spot if the playoffs started today the lions ravens and chiefs would be out they were 11 and 0 in 1 score games last year they're 0 and 5 in 1 score games this year what is that well you threw a lot at me there um the ravens the ravens are not Good. Now, they have the same record as the Chiefs, but like the Ravens, like that win against Cleveland was horrifying. So the Ravens problem is, is their quarterback missed some time. Their defense was bad, and now their quarterback's back, and he's not himself. The Lions, the NFC is stacked, and their lines aren't quite as good as they were. The Chiefs, it's bizarre, because the offensive line is much better than it was last year.

and the receiving core is healthy. And while, yes, going, they winning 17 straight, one score games is aberrant. Losing five straight is aberrant as well. And so I don't have the answer for you there, Dan. I don't. Which one hurts more of the things I'm about to tell you? Third place? This is awful.

Worse record than the Panthers, same record as the Texans. Oh, you mean third place in the division? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, third place in the division. Worse record than the Panthers I hadn't even thought about. You guys are sons of bitches. I got to tell you. I got to tell you seriously.

You guys, like, you guys, some, the mics are off, but there must be one spare mic on where I hear that Godforsaken shipping container giggling. I just gave, and Tashay is like, that was. was my first time betting on sports. You didn't bet on sports yesterday. I know, but we kept telling you were on, you were on, you were on a free roll. It caught, shut up. It cost you nothing.

Cost you nothing. You were on just a maybe I'll be able to pick up a few extra dollars situation. And you guys are in there giggling. What did you say? Don't worry about it. Jeremy, I'm looking for sympathy. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Nick, I'm sorry. I apologize. I apologize for what he did. Chris chanted. You shut up. Not another word.

Not another word, I swear to God. What he did yesterday was sickening. Okay, what he did yesterday was irrehensible. What he did yesterday was disgusting. Irrehensible. Not a word. I knew what he meant. That's what he meant.

You know what I meant. It means irresponsible reprehensibility. I like that combo word. I like that word. I like that word. Thank you. Moreover. Moreover.

Oh, more over. I agree with the ban on Jeremy for all time. Yes. I second that ban. I third it. All right. So I'm sorry. Reminds me of the guy, like Jeremy, I never thought I would say this, but you're

starting to remind me of the guy who does soccer play by play now. Like what are we doing? Like, you should know better. Yeah, like professional and I'm sure good at your craft, but also like, Dude, why is he here? Like, what are you doing? Real quick, before I go, Tony, on the side, if you got anybody that might be interested in a day date,

tell me the best number, okay? I'll text you. The Kansas City Chiefs, eighth place in the AFC. You can catch all his thoughts, embargoed. They're in ninth place, actually, Dan. If you're going to troll me, do it correctly. They're in ninth place because they currently don't have the tiebreaker against the Texans. They're actually

in ninth place. That's my bad. They have two more wins than Miami. Miami's firing people because they're so bad. That's one one more. One more win than Miami. Sweet Christ! You can watch them on first things first. Weekdays

at 3 p.m. Eastern on FS1 and the podcast with his son is called What's Right with Nick Wright. Thank you for making the time Nick. We will figure out what the next bet is the next time you come on. Okay. Jeremy's not allowed. We'll find out. It's about to be a kid knee. I'm sorry, Ned.

Yeah, that one hurts. I can't even imagine how much he had on that game. The last time he was on with us, I think he said I was in a rigged game in Milan and then this time, what was the great name of the poker player? Nacho Barbaro. Nacho Barbaro. He's so open about the gambling and all the money that he's winning or losing. his wife doesn't get mad at him? Well, he's got his own accounts on the side

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Stugats. It's a good algorithm. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stoogads. The AFC playoff picture is insane. I mean, it's November. It's almost turkey time, folks. Where the dolphins are at. And the Ravens and the Chiefs are in the In the Hunt graphic.

Dolphids are a week away from In the Hunt. The Lions are out of the playoffs today. Right? If I told you this before the season, Lions, Ravens, Chiefs in the hunt graphic, there is a playoff that you're looking at where Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes,

Joe Burrow doesn't even factor in the discussion. I need to have new blood. Nobody is getting a home game out of that group. And the odds on favorite in the AFC, the Ravens, they're a joke. They're considered a joke. They kept repeating on the broadcast yesterday how Patrick Mahomes has never not made the

AFC championship. Came like, that is great. They've won the division nine straight times. I want all these guys to make it, though, but all of them to have to do it on the road. All wildcard weekend. Texans, we may get Patrick Mahomes in the noon trade mark Houston Texans. Who are the home quarterbacks? Davis Mills. No, but this is the situation we're in after.

Let's examine last night's game for a second because we're going to talk about the Chiefs. The Chief's losing is a bigger story than just about anybody else winning. It's an amazing space that they find themselves in. And you saw last night, I think we can agree on this part, right? If the lion's window is not closed, you saw last night how they're going to lose in the playoffs. If they have to go on the road, play outside, play in the cold. Jared Goff's going to go two for 18 on his last few attempts. That's as bad as Jared Goff has ever played.

I'm including a 13 to 3 Super Bowl lost to the Patriots in there. Jared Goff completing fewer than 40% of his passes is nuts. Got a new guy calling the plays. To see, yeah, Dan Campbell's calling the plays. What happened to the Lions last night, I'm not kidding you when I say, okay, it's the worst game of this era.

I've seen their offense play. That offense was averaging 31 points a game. That offense scored on every drive last week. Every drive it had last week. That's a good offense. And I've never seen the Eagles defense play better than that. I've also never seen the Eagles offense be worse than that. That's as bad as I've seen the Eagles offense be, and it didn't matter.

But the Eagles have now won 24 of their last 27 games, even though they're impudent on offense the last, I don't know, 15 of them. Again, slight context for last night. There was a ton of win. The gusts were like 30, 35 miles an hour. The balls were going all over the place. Like, even though that is December, January football for the playoffs, it was tough for both teams to kind of get things offensively rolling. Of course. The weather is a factor, but once the lions have to play outside of a dome, as they will, because they're not in the playoffs today.

If they have to play on the road, it's not going to look like it looked against Baltimore earlier this season when they won 3830. But I want to go to another game. Do you know how good the Seahawks have to be to be kicking for the game against the Rams on the road after Sam Darnold plays like that? that football game okay Chris Shula as the defensive coordinator for the Rams Sam Darnold in his last 25 games against everyone other than Chris Shula is 21 and 4 and throws the ball down the field whenever he wants against Chris Shula and the Rams they cannot throw the ball down the field he's 0 and 3 with 12 sacks and five interceptions

Sam Darnold was a disaster yesterday he will not be a disaster like that against most teams. But if he sees that one, if he sees that one, that team is good enough to win the Super Bowl. Like to be on the road against the Rams and do that to Stafford, to slow Stafford down and be kicking for the game at the end when your quarterback has that many turnovers? That's nuts. The Rams are legitimately one of the best teams in the league, empirically, empirically in every way. Stafford has thrown in his last seven games, 22 touchdowns, zero interceptions. But that's as bad as he's looked in the last seven games. That's as

incompetent at the Rams have looked in the last seven games or the season I would say. Maybe the end of the Eagles game. But I just can believe that the Seahawks were still in that game. Show me all the games this season where you saw somebody turn the ball over that way at quarterback. College

or pro and you're kicking for the game at the end. Miami Louisville. Yeah, Carson back. We're setting up that field goal and just a little tip pass. The odds on favor, according to Draft King's Sportsbook, to win the Super Bowl this year is the L.A. Rams with that Chiefs loss. And Safford was the MVP favorite before this past week.

I want to play sound here of linebacker Ernest Jones of the Seahawks defending Sam Darnold after last night. Sam's been bawling. If we want to try to define Sam by this game or what, man, Sam's been had us in every game. So for him to sit there and say, oh, that's my fault. No, it's not. It was plays that defensively we could have made plays. There were opportunities where we could have got better stops. Yeah, I mean, like, it's football, man.

He's our quarterback. We got his back, and you got anything to say, quite frankly, fuck you. I like it. You know what that's called, Dan? You know what that guy's called? Radita. You got anything to say, quite frankly, bleep you?

That. Got anything to say, quite frankly. I love that. The quite frankly really works there. The, quite frankly, before a bleep you is something I have not heard before. You got anything to say, quite frankly. you know what it's redundant once you've gotten the bleep you i'm guessing you're quite frank you got anything to say quite frankly it's redundant that's a rata da what were your takeaways

from the games being played yesterday because uh that was the full josh allen experience in the tampa bay game where you get um i i think we can say that that's an unprecedented player given that yesterday he tied Cam Newton for rushing touchdowns with his 73rd, his 74th, and 75th. He's now tied with Cam Newton, with plenty of career left to play on touchdowns rushing the ball. But when I say it's the full Josh Allen experience, it's because it's three rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns. But also, I'd miss this guy. Interception from his own end zone thrown with two hands? There's not a quarterback in the league.

There's not a quarterback in the league who does that. And also, a forward pass thrown when he was 10 yards beyond the line of scrimmage. He was so far and brought the line of scrimmage. Not four yards, 10 yards. And it really is. I said this yesterday when I was on the live cast with these guys. It's like watching an actual stallion play football. Like, hey, defensive linemen, don't get behind him because he's going to kick you in the face.

Like, you're going to get injured. It's not him that's going to get injured because he plays every game. Like that, no matter what the traffic is, no matter if they're sitting Keon Coleman, listen to Deion Dawkins. He's a good talker. He's the left tackle for the bills. He's one of the best offensive linemen in the league. And he suggested last year that we give an offensive lineman award every year because he's like,

why don't we give the offensive linemen awards? And Keon Coleman being out for that game as just a healthy scratch when they badly need wide receivers. Although you wouldn't see it, given what their offense did yesterday. Listen to Deion Dawkins. You rarely hear players talked about this way. When Keon Coleman, their first round pick at wide receiver, somebody drafted to help Josh Allen is a healthy scratch.

I already spoke to him. When I spoke to Keon before in this game, and I told him, I said, bro, look, don't even worry about it. Everybody goes through a different journey, right? Let's just say that this is the last time, and let's just move forward. And he said, I'm with you. That's all and we need, right? Like, nobody's perfect.

But in this league, we need guys to come on. And Keon knows, right? Now he's in the hot seat, and he needs to come on and show up for us. Pat's on the back or over with, and it's time for him to grow up, and he knows it. And as an older player on the team, we hold everybody accountable. And we shoot straight. We don't, and sugarcoat it, and the words and we're said to him, and he took it well. And we'll see how it goes in this week.

But like I said, in the beginning of the season, I'm in Keon's Corner, man. Like, this league is hard. Being on time is hard. Being great is hard. Pushing for greatness is hard. So we got his back, but the time is now. Has Cam Newton ever had three touchdowns and three rushing touchdowns in a game? Three passing touchdowns and three rushing touchdowns?

No, Josh Allen yesterday recorded the second such game, three passing touchdowns, three rushing touchdowns in the Super Bowl era, joining Josh Allen in week 14 of last year. So he's an unprecedented quarterback, correct? We can say he's an unprecedented quarterback? Yes. And how did the Dolphins lose to that quarterback two weeks ago? It's just incredible because he's been the curse. Everybody talks about the Dolphins curse, mostly I talk about it.

it's having Tom Brady and then Josh Allen as a 20-year timeline consistently dominating you. That's the curse. I don't think you can say someone's unprecedented when you literally cite a precedent right before. But it was only him, though. He's the only one who's done it. It's only Josh Allen who's done it. Yeah, but it's the Cam Newton comparison. Like there is a precedent.

He's just like leveling up. I'm just, we're talking about Josh Allen who had six touchdowns yesterday. and you're calling a stallion and all of that is accurate and the Dolphins quarterback if he has the ball for more than two seconds, he freaking panics. And yet they played head-to-head last week. That's right.

He ain't wrong. Bread it where it's due, baby. And being on time is hard. Isn't that right? It is hard. I'm glad to hear him validate that because being on time is hard. You got anything to say, quite frankly.

Fuck you. Put it on the poll at Lebitard show. Is Being on Time Hard at Lebitard? It's a talent. Timeability. You're in a bad traffic area. I mean, I understand. Thank you.

You've got to bake that in, though, pal. Timeability. Don Libetard. Surely, every time you're watching this, you recognize that your wife is laughing, that she married, she married Larry David. I do, yeah. One of the great characters in the history of television, in my humble opinion. And to my credit, my personality. In my humble opinion, followed by, to my credit.

To my credit, it's amazing. My personality does predate curve your enthusiasm. Stugats. Oh, wow. I'm not going to say Larry David patterned himself after me. All right, put it on the poll, please, Jude. You did Greg Cody, copyright being an asshole long before Larry David. This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.

Among the things that happened yesterday, I want to get to funny. thing from the sports weekend, but among the things that happened yesterday, we said there were four big games yesterday, four is what we identified beforehand. What, if you had to choose one thing from yesterday that stood out the most to you, is it the chief's losing? I would say that. I would say Philadelphia dominating Detroit's offense. I would say a player of Jacoby Brissette's caliber, which is middling at best, setting an all-time completions record. was a crazy. You can't put Preset in this conversation, even though he completed 47 passes. They scored 22 points and got doubled up by San Francisco. I know. Yeah. That's like a waste

of time. Everything that was happening there was a waste of time. But that's my point. That player, and he's a journeyman, he's stuck around. I give him credit. But that player of all players to have a fairly prestigious all-time NFL record. It disrespects the record book for him to be atop it. And you disrespect my question by putting him. in the middle of what I just asked. He gave him credit, though. Middally. I do get, quite frankly, bleep you. I mean, I stand by what I said.

He set an NFL record. He's worth a mention. Okay. You got anything to say, quite frankly. There you go. Thank you. Zadzlo, you put what at the top of the list from yesterday? I think it's actually the opposite of the Chiefs. I think it's the Broncos. I think it's the Broncos winning that game the way they did and sitting atop the AFC at 9 and 2.

And we remember just two years ago, you got the Russell Wilson problem in Sean Payton's first year there. Like, to me, it's a Broncos.

The thing happening with the Broncos that I find most interesting is that I don't believe, maybe they do now,

maybe the country understands now after seeing Patrick Mahomes look that way in that game. But I don't believe that most

people watching the Broncos are looking at the Broncos and saying that's the best pass rush since the 83 Chicago Bears.

That that is the best pass rush a defense has had since a Bears team that could have gone undefeated if not

for the aforementioned Dan Marino the aforementioned Dan Marino beating the undefeated bears. Were you watching first take? He was distracted by Cam. I'm not going to lie. I was distracted by Cam. He's got a big hat today. Really?

Today he's got a big hat. Oh, it's bigger than usual, Dan. You don't say. Look at me, Louie. I'd look for him. Do you think most people know that the Broncos defense is on pace to sack the quarterback more than the 83-84 Bears team? I mean, Sir Tan hasn't even been playing. Right. It's not just the number, it's the disparity. The last time I look, the Broncos

defensive sack total was double the second team. Like they are twice as good numerically as the next best sacking team in the NFL. That's what's incredible to me. And Bonix is good. You want to talk about a long two years ago? No. He's good enough. Yeah, he's good. A long two years ago, when the dolphins put up 70 on the Broncos and the two franchises have taken totally divergent paths. They are sacking the quarterback on 11% of the plays. That number is... What?

On 11%... 49 sacks on 438 dropbacks. That's an 11.2% sack percentage. For the season? For the season? That would be the highest obviously in a season since they're tracking. What I'm telling you is that this defense... That is stunning.

This defense is all-time good. Like, when I say 83 bears, like 83 bears are just... with the Ravens of the Super Bowl Ravens of Ray Lewis is the best we've ever seen at defense. That's crazy. And they can do it with four guys. They blitz and stuff, but they can do it with four guys, and it is

something that makes Patrick Mahomes look bad because it'll make any quarterback. Great points by you, small fine, 85 Burns, not 83. No, no, actually though, it's, it was right, I think it was the defense right before the 80s. I did conflate

conflate years there but I think the defense before they became the championship bears I think it was better? You always hear about the 83 bears. I think it had more sacks. No I please look at please look it up you're telling us to look it up but please please tell me tell me whether I have this wrong or not but I do think

I do think the year before they actually had more sacks you know about those 71 dolphins but I did I did make that mistake to put the two teams the put how about the 70 dolphins let's do funniest thing here from the sports weekend, please.

You have that backwards, Dan. It's the 86 Bears. So it's the year after they were undefeated. Oh, okay. I had it from the wrong notes. Okay, my bad. Hey, people, tell us

what in the sport made you laugh hard this weekend. It is a segment we call What Make You Laugh this weekend. Ha ha ha! Jeremy, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? This is a great one submitted by a listener

that despite Jeremy's enthusiasm, the heat would be a playing team if the season ended today. Come on. They moved out, bam, like last five games. I know this. They're the most exciting average team in NBA is. No, you're not

fair. That's sweet spot number 10, baby. Woo! Mike Ryan, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? I got I can't go away from that damn Reno, Chan. It's been living rent-free in my head since I heard it. I don't, who this is not a human thing

to do. Just stunned the people of the Burn of Bay out. Should we chant after this? I can't believe he tried to do it again. We should never chant again. I actually think that we could change and should change the let's go chant

to do it more like, I like the remix that Dan does better now. I'm coming around on this. I do Chris what do you have funniest thing from the sports week Staying in this game The Dolphins kicker

Riley Patterson taped his wrists Why That's a good question I don't know Maybe in case he has to make a tackle You nailed it It looked ridiculous to me

Seemed unnecessary Jay Feeley wore wristbands For a similar reason People sweat As the kicker Tony was the funniest thing from the sports weekend.

Just watching us on the live stream be so hopeful at the beginning of the game. And then as every quarter, every drive, every play would happen, a little bit less in the tank. It got to a point where we were really down across the board when the field, the extra point got blocked. I kind of had to be the quarterback and rally troops. Guys, hey, we're not out of this. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on. Come on. And then we were completely out of it. Yeah. And a lot of people tuned in just to watch you guys suffer. Greg, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? An NFL official plows through Sean Payton knocks him on his ass, and Sean Payton gets penalized 15 yards.

John Payton got up like, what's up? You want some? Couldn't happen to a nicer coach. Zaz, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend? Yeah, so yesterday the Rangers lost the Red Wings to one, and there was an empty net at the end of the game. You know how that goes, but the time runs out, and the Rangers player game's over.

and the Rangers player still decides to shoot the puck into the empty net. Dan, all hell broke loose. Rangers goalie Jonathan Quick ran off the bench and started a brawl. It was a melee on, look at that, look at that, Dan. It was a melee because the player shot it into the empty net well after the buzzer. You don't do that, Dan. That's a beautiful looking photo. It is.

It has a good looking photo. I want a wallet size of that. Greg, you're the wordsmith around here. is it melee or melee? Melee. It's melee? Yes. I saw this weekend, Aaron Rogers,

this isn't the funny part, but what happened after he broke his wrist, I'm assuming it's a broken wrist. He gets tackled and he lands on the wrist and he immediately starts clutching his left wrist and doesn't stop clutching his left wrist. But he did play one more play with what looked like a broken wrist

and when they broke the huddle he clapped his hands. You have to. Muscle memory. But he shouldn't have. He was clapping a broken wrist. Remember, it was like two seasons ago. Tyler Hero broke his wrist in the game

and then they passed it to him in the corner and he shot it. It was an air ball. Jeremy, what kind of corrections do we need to make on my 40-year-old Bears' memories of defenses that were better than the championship Bears?

86 Bear. bears better, 85 bears better, 84 bears set the sack record with three guys with double-digit sacks. I see nothing of the 83 days. 83 is their worst defense here. Folks, the leaves

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