The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Jewdonis Haslem

Episode Date: August 15, 2025

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In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. If you think this episode is presented by Draft Kings, Draft Kings, the crown is yours. You know, I don't have to be here. You're right, because I'll just go.

I'll just go. What's so funny that, Chuckles? What's going on? If you think that was funny? If you think Chris doesn't do a good Jeremy, you're crazy. Why do you have to make Jeremy feel bad? It's Friday. Everyone should feel really great.

It's almost the weekend. That sound couldn't make me happier. You don't know my role here? Look. Don't like Jeremy sad. I'm never going to have pity for anyone around here. Wow. No matter the scenario.

That's wild. I go into the Stugats category of I've had it bad. All right? Yeah, what Jeremy's getting. Please. Oh, you mean on the show? Yeah. Okay, cool.

I was singing personally. Oh, no. People go through stuff. No, no, no. Just on air. It means on the show. I feel bad for Jeremy My name was Fat Chris for like five years

You did that to yourself Well just Diet Which part? I didn't come up with the name I just like things So because you were made to feel terrible For a long time on this show That's why that's the culture around here

It's someone else's turn Yeah of course It starts with Dan though It starts with Dan He was mean to Stugats And that trickles down Gotcha And how long should this last with Jeremy

Is this like until someone else takes the rain? Well it's been three years So He's only been getting it bad for like eight months though. What? Before we just didn't like you. But the difference with Jeremy is

it's not just Dan giving him shit. It's all of us. Oh yeah, since everyone's real nice to me all the time. Well, now we aren't. Stop making this about you. I know. It's about how much Jeremy sucks. Yeah.

If you think Jeremy sucks. All right, go ahead. I'm just glad I'm going to be able to sleep tonight, man. Got this bowling weight lifted off my shoulders. Good for you. I feel good about knowing how to score bowling. This is a two Americas thing. I'm telling you, I talked to my dad on the phone yesterday.

I told him the thing in like three seconds. He's like 70. Like people that are like old school bowlers. Like we're just not in that world. Like they can look at it and be like, boom, boom, boom. How is this a two America situation? Because there's bowling people and there's non-bowling people. In this room.

I don't think that's two Americas. No, he's right. He's right. No, I think it's like cultural appropriation over here. America and like America Samoa is just like a smaller chunk. I think he's just breaking it down by age. It's like America and America senior. I don't know if I have the bandwidth.

to learn what the scoring is. That's why it's automated. I'm just there to slam some Miller lights, have a good time with my friends. It's what we do. Try not to spill beer from that beer tower. I love that beer tower. A fun thing in bowling is the five pin, I believe it is.

It's the dead, it's not the head pin. I'll take your word for it. But it's the dead center pin in the back row. So if you ever throw a first ball, because the back row has five pins. Is that the JFK pin or no? It's the dead center back row pin. It might not be the five pin,

but whatever that pin is. You're talking. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, it doesn't have five pin. Yeah, I think it has four. Okay. Five or make it 15. Then it's the second row. It's a dead center pin, but it's not the headpin.

It's the third row. I'm sorry. Apologize. Have you ever been pulling? To America's thing, I'm actually not. And whenever there's one pin and it's dead center but it's not the head pin, everyone puts your arm up. And if you miss that pin, whoever has their arm up, you got to buy them all drinks. What?

Is that right? Yeah, it's like a drinking game. Okay. So if like my team, like, bumpers or no bumpers? Nope. Tony, you're out. I told you, bumpers. Nice.

I believe Greg Cody, the other. other day had to buy like 20 drinks for people because he had the center pin and you look back you don't look back when you have that pin you know there's everyone's got their hands up behind you there's bumps at burble if you look back oh yeah there's bumps there yeah ton and it's right next that plan he's now has walking distance has your father ever bold a perfect game no has you ever come close i've come close my dad i mean close i got once i had an open first frame and then i got that's not close at all it was over right it was over right it was over right I bowled a $2.79.

I bowled 11 straight strikes. You never had the chance to get a perfect game. You never had the pressure to have a perfect game. Okay. But if you look at the game afterwards, I bowled all the straight. I was making the same argument that all the pressure was off. That's why I did so well. I'm not saying.

But how is that not close? Not only were you not close. You couldn't have been further. I bowled a 279. Let me ask you something. It's a simple question. All right. Everybody take it easy.

Eleven straight. Look, I guess. why I wasn't close. Take it easy. Let me ask you something. Hey, something's so defensive. Let me ask you something. This is going to be really simple, Chris. All right. In order to bowl a perfect game, do you have to get a strike on the first frame?

Yes or no? Yes. Did you get a strike on that first frame? No. You never had a chance. All right. Let's play. Now I'll play my game. I just played your game. Ask me if I've ever bowed 11 straight strikes. Okay, yeah. Have you ever bowed 11 straight strikes? It's still not a perfect game. Cool. Because you missed on the first one. Cool.

You were never close to a perfect game. The bowlers around, like, I, people come up to me. You're the guy that did the 11th straight after the open frame? Because, like, that's dumb. Because it's honestly dumb to do. But did any of them say to you, are you the guy that almost bowled the 300? No. Because you didn't almost bowl 300.

I'm telling you. You couldn't have been further. This is like a pitcher saying he almost had a perfect game, but he walked the lead-off guy. If a picture, do you think David Wells gets carried off by his teammates if in, like, the very first had bad, he gives up like a double? If a pitcher gives up a hit to start the game. If a pitcher gives up a hit. Yeah, that's fair. And then the rest of the game, all outs,

27 straight outs from that point on, it's a damn good game. It doesn't make perfect guys. The quality start. That's a near perfect game. Have you ever pitched a perfect game? He will say no. End of conversation.

Scott Vamp, that would be his one big thing. It would be like this pitcher in Minnesota gave up a hit and then had a perfect game out of one hitter. I don't think that would be his one big thing. Because it would be like he's so close to a perfect game. Man, he gave up a book single in the first inning. Gala Raga was close to a perfect game. Yes. That's being close to a perfect game.

Yes. I see what you guys are doing. That's a story. It's annoying me. Of course it is. You want to be the guy who almost bits a... Do you know how impressive? Like, you guys should be also...

Wow, you bowled 11 straight strikes? That is impressive. That is impressive. No bumpers, right? No bumpers. That is impressive. Unfortunately, a perfect game was never in play. Which is why I didn't feel the pressure. Like, I'm on the eighth frame.

I'm like feeling, like, you know, because I've gotten seven straight before. In that eighth frame, my mind's racing. I'm like, oh my God, I got a perfect game. Everyone's watching me. Like, that's why you blow it because you get nervous. I didn't have that problem. I acknowledge that.

But what I did, very impressive. That's like saying, like, Shaq saying you hit 10 straight threes in practice. Couldn't be further. It's not even close. It wasn't practice where I did it. It was actually in the game. But it didn't really matter. Damn it.

on with the show it's much easier if you just go there and slam some beers and wait for the turkey and also for whatever reason i put my hand in that fan because i think it helps i was going to say it's one of the things i do every time i have no idea why i don't know if people ever use that thing properly but you got to do it you do it right before you pick up your ball you get a little sweaty hands keep trying one thing i do in bowling because i just going to feel like i'm cool anytime i throw a ball and i like barely miss something i have no i'm more a feel guy i don't know the mechanics. Like, I don't really know, oh, I let my arm, like, I'll always turn around and, like, do a motion to, like, oh, I missed it. It just got a little, I'm not doing

anything. Like, I want people behind me to think he's trying to fix whatever he's working on there. Oh, like a practice swing? Like, I'll go after I bowl a ball, like, look at the lane and be like, did I, where was I off? Do you ever do the Steph Curry no look when you know you got a strike and just turn around? Yeah, you got to do that. You got to do that. I had a season in Glades Corey League where I didn't get a hit all year. In fact, I didn't even swing the bat. I don't like what this is going. But it didn't stop me from, like, stepping out of the box occasionally and taking a couple practice hacks. Doing like the cheater bat in the batting glove thing.

You got to be patient at the plate. That's no more garcy. Get some walks. Every time somebody like mishits a higher thing, it's the same thing. It's like got to go through the swing again, even though I don't really know what the difference is. There's a couple of shots in golf that I got,

I got no shot at ever making or ever making look good. There's a couple of those and it's like, oh, where'd the ball go? Eh, let's just, let's just play on. But it won't stop me from like taking a couple practice swings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. got to. Where's the Miller lights? 50 years.

Can I tell you who's a total stud, though? Who's as-as? Thank you. Oh, wait. Udana's Haslam. All right. And Udana's Haslam, I think, is turning into a big television star. He's very good on TV. Very, and you know what? He was pretty good right from the get-go. He's on ESPN all the time now, be it NBA today, or he'll be on get-up, and he's

doing, you know, coverage for the league. Is it weird that I have a painting of Udanaas Haslam in my bedroom? No. Go on. No. I mean, I... You too? He's wearing clothes.

Yeah, I was going to say, is he clothed? Because then we start to venture into the weird territory. I mean, he's a better high-lie owner than player. So, U.D. is really good on television. And yesterday, he was on NBA today, all right? And I guess, you know, because the schedule came out yesterday. his NBA schedule release day. Big day.

Big day, not a big day. I go not a big day. Every team plays 82 games. You know everyone's schedule. It's not a big day, all right. They're trying to fool you, all right? So UD is on NBA today yesterday, and he's, you know, he's actually talking about the Atlanta Hawks and, like, their prospects for this coming season.

And he has a little bit of trouble with the first overall pick from last year's name. You got your young coin, Jalen Johnson, and Rosh Hashanah. you say his name, excuse me, I'm sorry, uh, Roshashi, Zachary Risharshi, Zachary Rishashi, you have all these pieces. Now, are you going to make Atlanta? Listen, I messed up his name. I'm sorry, listen, don't be mad at you, Perk, I took a page out your book. Rosh Hashanah, that's a holiday. It's, it's the holiest of our holidays. Judanus, Haslam. It's our new year. And Rosh Hashanah, however you say his name, excuse me, I'm sorry. That's a guy who spent a lot of time in South Florida around a lot of Jewish people.

Well, he had that as his backup. Like, if I forget to say, I'm going to say that. And then he tried to correct it. How do you say it? Not better. You know what I think it was? Play it again real quick. Rosh Hashanah, how do you say his name?

Excuse me. I'm sorry. I feel like as it was coming out of his mouth, he thought it was funny, which it is, by the way. It's very funny. And then for like a split second, it sounds like, oh, wait, I hope no one gets mad at you. Yeah.

Because everybody gets mad at everything. Because you could hear me. I'm sorry, I didn't mean, go ahead. And Rosh Hashanah, how have you say his name, excuse me, I'm sorry. That excuse me, I'm sorry. Did I just do something? It's like when Jeremy said a slur. There was a split second there where you Donah's thought, did I just get canceled?

Right, right. And you don't have to be sorry there because it's a really funny thing to say. Just like Jeremy. He didn't have to be sorry. It was an accident. Rosh Hashanah, how have you say his name, excuse me, I'm sorry. Do you guys remember when Borkley very awkwardly said, I don't see. I don't say that word, so it just spelled J.E.W.

It's one of the wildest things. I don't remember that. You don't remember all. Do we have that sound? He's like spelled out J.E.W. He's like, I don't say that word. That's definitely a word that people, if they don't know that it's not bad, are just like, wait a second, can I say that Jew?

It just comes off aggressive. The hard W. Saying that you won't say it is offensive. Yes, exactly. Exactly. It makes me feel like it's like almost more anti-Semitic to not know that you can say Jew. I think it is. I think not being willing to say it is anti-Semitic.

I'm pretty sure there's a joke somewhere in some sitcom about people not being able to say the word Mexican. And it's just like, what do you mean? What was Barkley? Like, was he talking about, was it Miles Leonard? Is that where this was? I don't know. This is years ago, I think. Tony, tell us all about what happened.

Uh, buddy, we're going to look it up right now, but I'll tell you what. Rosh Hashanah, good holiday. Oh, very good. Good food. Dips some apples and honey. You know what I'm talking about. I like that. That's right.

Sweet New Year is, real. Ah, that's what it is. That's what it is. That's what it is. Look at you. I've been to a bar mitzvah. A. A bar mitzvah.

I've been to one. I went to two bat mitzvahs, but they were twins. That's called a B'nai. Oh, really? That sounds delicious. I went to a B'nai Mitzvah. That was the weiner B'A. Just because there's two people at the same time?

That's called the Brits. Multiple. Yes. And like Israel said, Israel has been to one, he's been to A-Bris. Ab-Bris. It was my son. and he was so traumatized he has no

intention of ever attending another not really traumatized as much as like I just stood in the back of the cloud I didn't see anything I did see when what's the guy who does it what's he called? The moyle.

I did see when the moyal I think lifted up like a white piece of cloth and there was a little blood on it and I was like okay you think that's when it happened bam right there the one bar mitza that I did go to incredible bar mitz for the goldstein

by the way love them Brad Kaya was there Me and Brad Kaya Really? Yeah And what was there? Like, hey Brad Kyle, what are you doing here? Big UM family, Sam pitched for the University of Miami.

Sam Abrams and the boys, yeah. Had a huge close in the door of, I want to say it was Appalachian State back in the Omaha days of, I don't want to say, 2013, maybe, 2014. Long story short, his younger brother, Dylan went to have this bar mitzvah. Brad Kaya showed up.

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I win in the margins. I'm like, I'm like, you're money ball of sex? I'm basically Scott Hatterberg. A lot of witts. Stugats. A lot of walks, but I'm on base. When it comes to sex, I'm Scott Hattberg. Other dudes, they can be Giambi.

You know your role you play well? I know my role. This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats. All right, guys, very big weekend, UFC 319 in Chicago. Hamzaa Chimayev takes on the champion Drikas duplice for the middleweight division. What did you just say? Which one? All of them.

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That's what I was going to say. So we're sure here, like this is an over 21 situation? I mean, to be honest, they had to remind me that it was a bar because now once you're 21, you don't really think of, hey, I can't be here under 21. Like, I'm just, I live and I'm walking into this establishment. and I mean if I know the owner maybe we can make something half just because you know the owner the owner isn't putting his liquor license on the line because he knows Tony that's right you know so if it's a 21 up thing

then he's talent though but he can tune in on YouTube exactly right or Twitch the kids love Twitch and feel like he's a part of the party he will he totally wanted to come like I would have brought him if he was allowed in so a couple years yeah we will watch your your stream Brad Caya to Bar Mitzva Brad Chaya. That's not bad. That's a joke for the Jews in the audience. Former UM quarterback.

Correct. The type of quarterback that would fight, would you say? No, not really a fighting quarterback. Do they still make those types of quarterbacks? We got one in Atlanta, Michael Penix Jr. Fighter. Zaz, let me ask you a question. Go on.

Do you like quarterbacks to fight, or do you want your quarterback to be in the back, not fighting? Like, I don't want my quarterback to be a sissy. Is that what you're asking? That's what I'm asking. You want your quarterback to be Sergey Bobrovsky. standing in the corner. No, don't want my quarterback seeing everybody else go to the scrum and you're not being in that scrum. Even if you're faking being in the scrum, I need you in the scrum. Yeah, I want my quarterback to make sure. Michael Pennix, in the scrum. Yeah? So if he played for

Colorado, he'd get the D patch. Get the D for dog. You know, well, so? Baker Mayfield, just like dog. AFC, NFC, South, dog division. Give me that D. Yes, for you. By the way, I saw it that finally happened or happened initially. No, it was an Atlanta local broadcast and they put up Michael Penis Jr. I saw that. Only in a real. I just assume this is AI having fun. I just assume if it's that simple to Photoshop,

then it's real that somebody just didn't do the simple Photoshop. If it's so uncreative, that means it's real. And it could have been done like the first time we ever saw him. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, now we're going to have a season. Okay, here's the penis. I could believe that as an auto correct too. Yeah, 100%.

But you've got to read those things if you're on television. My point being, if you look around the quarterbacks in the league that you know we're not fighters, right? Kirk Cousins in Atlanta, not a fighter. The S and the X, right next to each other on the keyboard too. Yeah. They are actually, now I'm looking at it. Right underneath.

Trevor Lawrence. Not a fighter. Daniel Jones, pacifist. No, no, no, no. Do you think maybe the hospital screwed up and he was going to be penis? No. Oh, no, that's the last name. I don't really see.

That's her name alone. Who's the quarterback that's going to run over there, but just for show? This is no interest. Yeah, that's a good one. Tua, not a fighter. Oh, but he's Samoan. They're tough guys. But he wants you to think he's getting involved.

100%. He'll go over there and he'll look for the biggest guy to immediately run behind as if he was being held back. Who's the, if you had to pick one quarterback in league who is a fighter, I think the answer is pretty obvious. Is it the dude at Will Levis? Oh, come on, Will Levis. Did you see that thing? Broat he had going on the back of his shoulder? He had like a little alien popping out of his arm for like a long time.

That was time to have surgery. It was like a bone, right? I think so. His injury was, well, I know who will make the biggest show of it and who will, like, rile up his teammates the most, and that's Baker, but he's smaller. And, like, in terms of actually, like, throwing hands, I don't know if he's that guy exactly,

but in terms of having his teammates back, and, like, he'll start the fights as Baker for me. Lamar Jackson is not shying away from a fight, but his teammates will grow up in a minute. He's, like, way too important. Stay away. I feel like it's Josh Allen. Josh Allen looks like he tries to mix it.

I go Mac Jones. And Josh Allen will be, like, wasting a lot of time talking to the referee. Josh Allen is a big-time flopper. Okay. Stafford. Stafford? He's got a dog. He's got a dog in him.

Stafford doesn't get out of the way, but he won't go to it. If you're fighting around him, he might be like, you don't want to mess with this, but he's not going to run away from the fight. I love watching old man Stafford because old man Stafford talks that shit. Yeah. I love his approach to the game. He's gotten better with age. You think Jared Goff mixes it up? No.

I think he talks. Yeah, no, Dan, he's taken on the personality at Dan Campbell a little bit. Yeah, I think he would. But it's Baker. Baker's the dog. Yeah, Baker's a good one. Baker's a good one. Mike, you were at Kane's practice yesterday.

Can you give us any state secrets? Yes, state secrets. Now, this is not NDA territory? Is this closed or open practice? This one was closed. Okay. So I'm not going to give you specifics. But I will speak to some.

some storylines that you may have heard going into camp and I will I will echo some of these narratives. Carson Beck still has zip. He's that lower body put together. Emery Williams looks I have way more faith in him now that he's number eight. Number 17 wasn't doing anything for me. He's got some dog in him too. I can see why the teammates respond to Emory and I know Kane's fans they have their formed opinions. I will remind them that Emory Williams does have a win against Clemson under his belt. He does have some dog-like qualities. But the wide receiver position is one that most people are watching. And we'll say that Miami is two freshmen that

look to be making an impact early on. Malachi Tony is getting a lot of fanfare. I believe Florida High School player of the year, Jeremy helped me out there. Malachi Tony, one of those really talented players that even though he came in as a receiver, his high school team made him play quarterback because we got to have this guy touched the ball every play. That's our only chance to win. Melikai Tony seems to be primed for a season that, if I had to make a bold prediction right now, I'd say Malachi Tony leads his team in receiving yards. He's right. Player the year last year.

But Josh Moore is a guy that a lot of Hurricanes fans got excited about because his tape was unbelievable, and he looks the part. And I will say, since the start of fall camp to right now, Josh Moore has really come on lately. And in terms of body type, a lot of people like to compare him to Andre Johnson. I'm not, he is not Andre Johnson. Andre Johnson is a pro football hall of famer. I mean, get that right there. But Andre Johnson, it took him a minute here at the University of Miami,

could not catch a cold early on. Really? Yeah, you know, wrist. Like he was catching with wrist early on. Took him a while to develop that trade. And then in the NFL, he became a really dependable receiver. So it shows you that if you work at your craft, you can actually get that part down.

But Josh Moore, in terms of body type and contributions, that just looks like. they were kind of built in a lab as ready for action as a freshman wide receiver as we've had here in quite some time. Is Jalen Hertz mixing it up? Yeah. I could see that. Yeah, I could see that. Tough guy. Although he really likes his own face. I mean, he's wearing a helmet. He mixes it with the helmet, though. He doesn't take the helmet off. He keeps the helmet on. That's penalty to take it off. Oh, no, in a practice. People throw that helmet off. You're right after because that's where it happened. Michael Penning's Union in one of these joint practices got into a scrum and then all of a sudden he's in there.

All I know is that Aaron Rogers is walking away, rolling his eyes. Oh, for sure. Brock Brady would get in the mix. Oh, come on. I don't think so at all. You know, wire boy? I miss him so much. Tom Brady would. Tom Brady gets involved.

Philip Rivers gets involved, gentlemen. Happy trails. He just retired. I thought about this the other day when Jeremy was doing his game. Are they active or retired? And he asked Indomac and Sue and then I looked, Indomacan Su hasn't played for three seasons. But he just retired.

Now, Philip Rivers signed the one-day contract. with the Chargers, which I think is one of the dumbest. Oh, I like that. It's one of the dumbest traditions in sports. There was one dude that signed a one-day contract with the Chargers that I legit never heard of before. But apparently he's really famous on TikTok. He and his family are really famous on TikTok. When you say Philip Rivers, remember if the San Francisco 49ers did make that Super Bowl,

remember they had all those injuries at the quarterback position. Brock Purdy got injured in that NFC championship against the Philadelphia Eagles. The story is that Kyle Shanahan is admitted that he would have put. putting in a call to Philip Rivers, and Philip Rivers would have started that Super Bowl. Hmm. That would have been crazy. Scenes. What a way to finish that off.

You think Kyler Murray is mixing it up, or is he running away? He's too small. He's right. You don't think like he'll jump on a pile or something just to kind of look like he's getting involved? Too small. Too small. No. You don't know what you're talking about.

Asking questions. So, Mike, I saw Kennedy Center honors yesterday. Oh, dude. You're fired up over this, huh? What's going on? A lot of people are nominated. Look, I'm fired up about a lot. lot that's going on in this country.

Let me just say. Let me just say. I'm also not down with the president getting involved in the arts and the museums and all that. This is like mad authoritarian behavior. Right? That's my editorial on this. That being said, Kennedy

honors list is a banger. This could have been way worse. What are the like the qualifications for it? Yeah, what is that? Just not woke. What are supposed to be the qualifications? You know, great. legendary stuff. And I will say that Donald Trump did adhere to those

qualifications. So let me hear. Kiss is being nominated. Not woke. Not woke. Gloria Gaynor. Sylvester Stallone. Wow. Oh, Rocky. Yeah. This all could have been way worse. But did you hear the most interesting story? It's not who's being honored.

Yeah, Gloria Gaynor is kind of a weird one. Kind of a one. Kind of a one hit but I don't know enough about it. But also the whole woke thing let's just take that as a victory right I feel like Gene Simmons has said a lot of anti-Trump stuff I thought no he was on the celebrity apprentice dog

well that was before I mean wasn't it before Trump was president I think part of the criteria is were you on a celebrity apprentice okay all right but did you hear the reports of who they didn't get no like they declined Tom Cruz now

Tom Cruise now he did He did the very political excuse of scheduling conflict. Of course. That's the way that you bow out of this gracefully. But Tom Cruise was wise enough to not make it work with his schedule. Yeah, because Tom Cruise could have sent in a recorded video if he really wanted to. But yeah, schedule. I genuinely thought we were going to get Kid Rock being honored at the Kennedy Centers.

And that may be next year. But I got to say, not a terrible launch for this thing in terms of, you know, people that are actually qualified for it. Well, why was it a good move for Cruz not to be involved when, like, Slice Alone is doing it? Well, Slice Alone is a part of, you know, Trump's committee to take Hollywood back. Did he, did he agree to that? Because Trump put out a fitness committee, nobody seems to know about it. Yeah, but he was in this committee with John Voight and other words. Ah, okay, enough said.

Slice Stallone also, conservative, by all accounts. I think we could say the same thing about Tua, too. And Tua's like, I don't know anything about this committee. Yeah, I don't think anyone's on that committee that I hate. Which is... Is Matthew Kachuk on this committee or not? I've seen that being reported. Really?

I've seen that Matthew Kachuk and Wayne Gretzky, and it seems like I didn't see them at the press conference. I don't know about that. I mean, they don't know either. Well, I'm asking the host of the hockey show. Roy's like, I just wanted not to be true. I don't want it to be true, but it sounds like it is. I mean, Roy, you like wrestling Triple H is definitely on that committee.

He was standing right next to the president. I got to tell you, I haven't seen a wrestling show in probably a decade. Not even dynamite. No. Wow. Quick question, quick question. What is this committee supposed to do? Keep us fit.

Physical fitness. Is it where you're not paying attention? Yeah, well, I just, I mean, it used to be like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just show me a fit guy and say, go do it. And I would do it. Like, I don't need a committee of people to tell me these things, especially like. If you looked at our youth these days, come on. I like the presidential fitness challenge and it went away for, I guess, we didn't like the competitive aspects of this.

I didn't think it was so bad. I like that that's back. Now, the committee is wild to me, but, I mean, you get a patch, you get to push yourself physically, and good news, they did away with a stretching part of it. That's a big win. Why is that good news? Because everyone struggled with a stretch. That was a tough one. That one hurt.

And it was like the big, like cement blue block, and you had to set a high. And they're like, no, you got to go further. I can't. That's all I got. Oh, I hated that. Yeah, everyone did. Yeah, they should get rid of things that everyone hates. Yes. Plastic straws.

Immigrants. I thought more people had scoliosis growing up because they had to have that test all the time when I was in school. But didn't they line everybody up and they're like, all right, you go to the nurse's office and you're like, what am I doing? I'm touching my toes. And then it became a competition when they would pinch the fat, you know. They'd find out how much fat you got. Yeah, you remember what you were? I hate that thing.

No. And I also thought I was going to catch fire a lot as a kid because like stop, drop and roll was such a constant thing. That was a big thing. Right? People have forgotten about stop, drop, and roll. Right. We have to remind them. If you're ever on fire.

It's hard to concentrate. If you're on fire, it's hard to concentrate. All right, let me stop. Drop. No, I want this fire to stop. I don't want to myself stop. No, you've got to stop because if you keep running around like you're on fire, then you're going to get something else caught on fire. Like a stunt man.

Yeah. I actually read where burning to death, not as painful as it sounds. Get out of here. It's definitely the worst. Initially, like, I think your nerve endings just kind of get shot and then you just calmly just go. I think you're famously wrong. Like, you say eventually your nerves get shot, that eventually is doing a lot of like that. Yeah, that eventually takes a while.

Sooner or later. And that time period that is a while really hurts. I think I would... Eventually, you don't feel anything. But in that time between feeling something and not feeling something, I bet that stinks. Top three worst ways to die. Here we go. Number three, burning alive.

Number two, being eaten alive. Well, if you just go for my neck quickly, I might rather have that. Yeah, but what if they don't? Yeah, that's true. What if they're eating your intestines and you're just like, this is my life now. And number one has to be drowning. Troutting's not so bad because eventually the water just fills your lungs and, you know, you pass out. Because eventually you go unconscious.

He's right about that. But the nerve endings are still theirs as. It was three minutes. Jake Cutler, fighting. Yeah. Oh, and Future Kennedy Center. Or athlete performance, whatever. the command. On the panel.

How did he not make, if I were him, I'd be pissed. Don Levitard. We got a Frini Hartaway. Oh, Frini? Who was a Freeney Hardaway? I was trying to read fast. U.D. was on the team. Luke Jackson, Bobby Jones.

The Matrix, Sean Marion. Stugats. Zo, Shacks, Mush Parker, Chris Quinn. Wait a minute. D. Wade. Jason Williams, they're all right. I mean, stacked roster. This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.

Tony, I see you have your own list for us here, too, right? Speaking of One Hit Wonders? I was thinking of One Hit Wonders as I was driving in today, boys, because I heard a song that came on in my iPod, and I was like, wow. You're still rocking an iPod, huh? iPhone, iPod, you know, whatever. I don't know. She's worried about the Bluetooth.

We all should be, by the way, but that's not the point. The point is, do you guys remember a little did? Diddy called Throw him I know who you're talking about That guy He's been in the news Let me rephrase that

Sorry I can't No Diddy by the way You guys remember Throw some D's on it Rich boy Rich boy Yeah How's that go

Throw so D's on it Oh that one Yeah Roy Surprising Why would that be surprising I was gonna do The whole like

Intro too Give money No money Hey Rich boy So, long story short, I was thinking of other things from the early 2000s that were one hit wonders, and I was like, man, whatever happened to those guys? And you realize they never made one other song, obviously the... It's like all hip-hop.

Like Gloria Gaynor. Like Gloria Gaynor, exactly right. If that's on the touch tunes, there's no way I'm not saying throw some D's on that. All right, so if I don't like to say that word. I know you don't, historically. But I will throw D's on it. In context, it's a play on for me. Yeah, because I'm not calling someone a B.

Right, it's throw some D's on that. Throw some D's on that, it's a car. Yeah, right. Feelings. Exactly right. Throw some dees on that. Do you guys remember, A, baby, B? Hurricane Chris.

Hurricane Cray. Dude, you're good. Hurricane Chris, I never knew who sang that song or performed it. How about this is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. Dude, you're good. Do you have my list? Wait, was a...

No, that's a young job. That was when Pat Riley was out there for a... Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The pleaded pants. What a type. That was what? Wasn't on Madden?

That was on Madden, right? Mims. Yeah, this is why I'm hot possibly. Also, sleeper and fantasy drafts. Yeah, Marvin Mims. Yeah, I actually really like them. Yep, M-I-T. M-I-T.

All right, you got me. Dem franchise boys. Ah! Come on. Are they just franchise boys? And you said them to sound cool? No, no, no, it's Dem franchise boys, if you want to look it up. Is he?

Yeah, I remember as soon as you said it, I was like, ah, damn franchise. Dang, exactly. Thank you. How about this one? Everybody in the club game too. Jayquarn. Dude. Hey, this guy is good.

This is my wheelhouse right there. Zaz, of the ones that we've done, do you remember? Do you have a good idea of the song being played or no? Just that one that you just mentioned. Everybody in the club and tipsy. That's like a whispering in this era. No, M-I-T. You don't remember Y-T?

Man, this is a great list. I don't know that song. Okay. How about? Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum. Shake that I love it, tubby. I love it, tape. Who is that?

Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-D-4-L. Oh, I thought it was true affection by the blow. Hipser's got that one. That one plays great at the bag of bond. Okay, yes, being burned alive is agonizing. Okay. Why do you walk that back? While the pain may not persist throughout the entire process of death,

the initial experience of being burned alive is extremely painful. As I said, once you get past the difficult part, take the out, man. It's like, ah. It's like a cold plunge. After the very beginning, exactly. You just got to settle in. It's like a perfect game in bowling, but you didn't get a strike on.

the first one. The second you accept that, very calming. Doesn't matter how much fire. Another great one. Nuck if you bucked by the crime mob. Wow. I'm glad you said the artist's name. How was that not top five? No, but I'm not doing five. It just got the list. I just got the list with me. I'm just waiting for Baby Bash here, but baby... You son of a bitch! What? You son of a BASH had two hits.

Sugar, Sugar, Baby Bash, next one on the list. He had two hits. He had two hits. Chris, back me up on this. What's the official fight song of the Cess of Cyclones? Like a cyclone? That's Baby Bash like a cyclone. God, I hope so. There's no way. Look that up.

There's no way like a cyclone is Baby Bash. Sugar, sugar, how'd you get so fly? Don't point to me like you want me to take over the lyrics. No, but I know you know that one. Jeremy. Jeremy. Learn Tony. It's Baby Bash.

Baby Bash. Like a cyclone? Wow. Two hits. Move your body like a cyclone. When Manu gets an ace, we all start singing that. Good for him, by the way. I was on my way back from the Keys on the boat on Sunday,

and I was thinking of like, man, whatever happened to Baby Bash? He had two hits. He probably got one of those homes in the Keys. If he was a one hit guy, no home in the Keys. But now I'm not talking about like the fancy area, but on a canal and Ilamada. Probably. So what's the song again that Riley was doing the dancing?

He's, you know, doing the championship parade? That was young jock. Yeah. I'm hot Yeah, see here it is Look, there it is on video That's Riley He's doing the song

Right Jeremy, you want to call him any slurs Or If you think here That's me guys This is this is a Chris special He said When I said this song out loud

He said this was the peak of my life Is he can you back me up on me What's the same sentence ever Can I guess If you get this I don't know what's gonna happen Of Chris Cody's life was If you get this

I'm gonna be really pissed Does Chris know what it is? And afterward, I need the full picture of what Chris's life was when this song would show up in whenever, the mid-2000s. I know I probably don't have the answer, but the answer is so funny. That's not right. That's not right, but it's funny. You tell me which of these two nominees were the peak of your life. Do you want to go first?

You want me to go first. You go first. Okay. Now walk it out. Now walk it out. Now walk it out. Now walk it out. Now walk it out.

and I walk it out I'm going in two-step I'm going in two-step Oh, with the dance All right That was definitely the peak of his life Give it to me My nominee was

Asher Roth Oh Thought that was going to be the next big thing I love college Yeah that was a pain That party last night It's all crazy Oh I honestly

That's top five That's the same party I was like Was this song written for me How about Riding They see me rolling Oh yeah, I know that one

Hold on Don't do that to Camillionaire Not a one hit wonder Okay, give me a second I was a charter member of the Camilitary He was not a one hit wonder Give me the other one

The entire album paying Okay, but give me the one That's a hit He probably had another hit Okay, and also He went on to host Pimp Your Ride After Exhibit I remember that

Didn't he do something Really good with his money Turned like a business Or something Never cursed Yeah, I remember that Oh wow No, he doesn't work blue.

So you remember they see me roll and they hate. Yeah, of course. Come on. You not know that. Just making sure. Oh, there's another one, though. There's a couple more. There's another.

There's a couple more. You go, go. Go? No, no, no. There's another artist that better be on there. There's what the hook going to be, Murphy Lee. Oh, what the hook going to be? Wasn't he like part of the St. Lunatic?

He was in Shake a Tail Feather. Again, as his own thing, though, was what the hook going to be. It was a great list. Thank you. It was a great list. I still got one more. You need to put out a playlist for this list. We should, actually.

This is a great list. Remember we did the playlist? Yeah, dude? Last year. Okay. This one, people are going to say no, but I'm going to tell you yes, okay? He had a song with Kanye, but it was Kanye's song, not his song. When he put out the song, he only had one more, and that was it. Jamie Fox.

Overnight Celebrity by Twista. Not a one ever. This is a supporting rapper, man. Donna-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-na-na-na-a. I'm telling you. I had a one hit one here. Tony, like, when you actually hear it, you know exactly what's. I don't think Tony's doing a great job of it.

He had overnight celebrity. That's the song. All right. Well, then he had slow jams. No, I already said. It's a Kanye song that he was on. So it can't be a song that he was just a feature on. No, it has to be his song.

Like Murphy Lee, what the hook on be is his song, not Nelly's song, not the St. Lunan's Dix, not shake your tail further that he was a part of. I need a song that was from the artist that was a hit that was more than one of them. Man, Kanye's line in that. It's a great song. great song overnight celebrities as do you know it let me hear a little bit the one that you just did yeah i don't know that song slow jams it says here on my hello phone uh featuring Kanye west it's a twister song then why was it on i don't know Kanye's album it is it is a twister song man

you really twisted that one up you can be meantime if you want yeah i mean have we done enough does you know any of these songs not that joke man i can't believe you didn't have the way i live by baby boy de prince this is the way I live wait is that the list is the list on we've got a couple more

Cadillac Don PBJ Okay Jeremy Jeremy you got something to balance this out Yeah number five Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum Number four Here in Your Arms by hello goodbye Number three

Come on Eileen by Dexie's Midnight Runner Dude what? I barely know her Number two. Hey There, Delilah by the Plain White T's. And number one, Bad Day by Daniel Pounder. Good as you had a bad day. This is my CBS list.