The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Making Out at Halloween Parties

Episode Date: October 17, 2023

After Greg shares his thoughts on Mario Cristobal, the crew takes a look at the way NIL will impact recruiting long-term. Then, it's time we talk about going all out on couple's costumes for Halloween. Plus, Lucy prepares us for a potential catastrophe that the College Football sickos will love: Iowa could potentially make the College Football Playoff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants, just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries

that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Have you seen those hills that they have on social media that it's like you can go down this hill but if you can't get back up it's $3,000. That's all that.

It's like a joint. Oh, that's a joint. It's a Michigan. Yeah, it's the it's the dunes like in Northern Michigan. It is so crazy. The pay office is see Lake Michigan. No, thank you. Like I'm not going to risk $3,000 to see Lake Michigan.

I'm good. They're crawling up on all four of the Lake Michigan is gorgeous. I mean, it's a lake. Okay. Wait. The dunes and the dunes. Look at The crawling up on all four, well, like Michigan is gorgeous. I mean, it's a lake, okay. But you know, look at the water in the Bahamas and tell me Lake Michigan is great, please. Well, these, this people that like live very far away from the Bahamas, Billy. So, like Bahamas might be like a one's in a lifetime trip

for a lot of people in this country. If you're in Miami, it's like, oh, you jump on the little, little fairy. Save the $3,000 is gonna cost you get back up to see Lake Michigan and go to the Bahamas. I love a good lake. I don't know what you jump on the little fairy. Say the $3,000 is gonna cost you to get back up to see Lake Michigan and go to the Bahamas. I love a good lake. I don't know what you're doing with lakes here. I like to see what's at the bottom of where I'm swimming in.

I'm not a freshwater guy. I couldn't agree with you more. Not a freshwater guy. I don't like murky water at all. Especially if there's things swimming in it. No thank you. Although I do love freshwater salmon. Greg, you have to love a good lake though, right?

You're with me on that. Like sitting out by the lake with a Water got a Billy Greg like water. He doesn't even consume it right. I don't like water Yeah, I don't like drinking water. I do I barely like taking a shower waters for the fish. I'm all right, right? Yeah, I don't like going in the ocean. I don't like lakes, but you go on cruises. Wait Why do you go on cruises then? I'm because I'm not in the water. Okay drink on the water. I'm not, I need that stuff. Why do you go on cruises then? Because I'm not in the water. Okay, drink back in.

On the water, I'm not in the water. Only the drink package. Yeah. I'm not swimming next to the cruise ship. I'm saying, yeah. Help me. The Great Lakes are like an ocean. You can't see the other side of the lake.

They're humongous. People, when they come to the Midwest, they look out at the lake and they're like, wow, that is a humongous body of water. You can't even see the other side. Yeah, that's why they're the great lakes, not just the good lakes. Yeah, it's true. When I, what a thank you, Stu.

Good segue. When I was flying to Chicago. It's so distracting. I haven't been able to talk this time. I know what you're doing. I'm good as my dream. I mean, hopefully I could just, Dan could just come in one day and all you have is that and I could stay at home.

Well, no, not for you. They could just fire you. Well, I know. I mean, I know. I mean, I have rights to my life. People swim in a lake. Is that a thing? Swimming in a lake?

Yeah. Of course, it's a thing. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? The idea that I'm going to be being swimming in a lake? Bitten on the toe by a trout. That's what I'm saying.

What do you think you do? Like, how do you nail them? Flakes are for. I don't know. Commerce. You're fishing in a lake. Yeah, you're both on a lake. You I don't know. Commerce. You're fishing a lake. Yeah, you're both on a lake. You don't swim in a lake.

You swim in a lake. Yeah, of course you do. Okay. Except when the people at Lake Michigan tell you don't swim today, there's E. Coli. That happens kind of often. That's a negative. You're worried about fish knowing on your feet.

Yeah, you're out fighting me on the, cut your nails. I mean, maybe I'm worth shoes and I was swimming in a lake with I don't like the idea of like the like algae bacteria, especially like the microscopic ones It's women to you. They have that in the ocean too. Yeah, but I don't want to Especially on you're stepping on weird Exactly, right. You're right. You're right devil raisin. What's devil raisin? $2 is all kind of crazy. You're talking about the ocean.

Rockle about devil. Whatever. What? You think there's devil raisin, sand dollars and laces? You know, it's murky. You can't see. There's nothing in lakes. There's like, you know, there's like schools of fish.

That's it. The minnow's in stone. I don't want to school. Blue fish. Great graduate. What do you mean you don't know about that? Ever heard of the Loch Ness Monster, buddy? I have.

Yes. That's a leak. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But are you certain to lock this in Scotland? Right. Wherever that no matter. That was a real laugh. I was looking to your mouth to see if it was moving and it was. I have a water question for the class. I was signing Tony about this and I feel like great. Right, does it like it?

We have this water machine that's out there, right? And it gives you different options where you can choose like a different flavor that you want to put in there. And one of them says power boost and it says it gives you vitamin D, B12, see this, see that, whatever, right? So I push that. And that's what's put in there. And one of them says power boost and it says it gives you vitamin D, B12, see this, see that, whatever, right? So I push that and that's what's in my water. How?

What's the difference between this water and that one? We need to test it. How do we get liquid vitamins in here? And why wouldn't they just be in there anyway? And how would you know? Exactly right. That's what I'm saying. It's completely transparent.

I don't see the vitamins. It looks like regular wire. It could be vodka. You don't know what you're drinking. You don't know. It's a scam. If you you had to guess are they lying? Yes, really? Everything's a scam. Oh I don't know about everything, but you win as well. Thing most things lakes scam. Ha! Lays right that would be a good name. Name a thing. That's not a scam Greg. Everything's a scam. I dare you everything's a scam

You're right. Mm-hmm scam in it. It's easier that way What to scam? Yeah, to be honest. I think everything is a scam. You're right. Scam in it. It's easier that way. What to scam? Yeah, to be honest, to think everything is a scam. That is a code I've lived by my entire life, my friend. It served you well. Really? Yes. I'm sitting here. There you go. Not for long. Thank you. Just wait until the end of the segment, please. At Public Mobile, we do things differently. From our subscription phone plans to throwing a big sale right now when no one else is.

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For some reason, we do a Gary Stevens impersonation of the offensive coordinator of the Miami Dolphins and the University of Miami. Go ahead, do you wanna do that for the people? You're Gary Stevens impersonation. You wanna give people some of that 30 years in the making. Stukats. What? Who needs me?

Oh, that? What? You're gonna go to Buffalo and win with Bernie Parmaly? Who needs me? This is the Dal lebatar show with the stugats. So, stugats, I made a mistake. What happened? Well, I came in saying we should eliminate the fake laughs so that people would not be annoyed by the fake laughs without knowing that you had a whole bank of fake laughs that you're just

hitting at random points in time. I didn't even know that he was doing that. I thought that it was just you laughing. Nope. Yeah. So you're giving people more of this that they've complained and said they don't like? I'm not doing anything. I mean, no, I know that. But we aren't. Yeah. I was just decision made. Ah! I mean, Chris made it. I liked it. We rolled with it. I feel like you could send those sounds to Mike and Dan

and have them set it off while they're over there and then really see if people know that you guys are separate or not. Interesting. Yeah, let's do that. I also feel like this weird tension and I don't know if you guys feel it. This is straight up a competition, right?

We're gonna call it what it is. We're winning. This is a competition. We won the Miami Show and the LA Show. I'm getting emotional. Yes, why? I don't know. You choked up.

Yeah, right. I'm not doing well. Yesterday we had Gojo on before they did. They have them on today, I believe. Yes. And I heard that Brad Williams is next on their list. So it would be with us in an hour. Nice, very good. That's an EP right there. What are we I don't know that it is

What are we accomplishing by these petty guest bookies? We're just being we're being wacky Oh, that's all yeah, I got it. Yes, making content Billy. That's all we're doing So when do we when do we get an exclusive Sedano sit down? Tomorrow. I heard that was in my notes too We're so got started out the show saying they went out to L.A. to get in a sit-down with George so that I don't like wow. Have you guys ever seen a bear try to type on a computer? It's great. No, keep typing.

I don't understand the deal with the bear's hands. They're just kind of like on, yes, Gerber's actual human hands, but you can't put his hands inside of that. I have a question for you. Are you guys Halloween people? No. Yes. This is a difficult question for me. Why you guys Halloween people? No. Yes. This is a difficult question for me.

Why? You like the candy. I like the howl, I love the candy. I love the weeks leading up of candy to pick at. I love walking around with my daughter and watching her trick-a-treat. I don't know how I feel about Halloween parties and I've been invited to one.

I like it. So me and my wife are in that mode. Are we gonna do a couple's costume? Are we gonna just do our own thing? I'm gonna just do our own thing. I'm in the market for a costume, if anyone has, I wanna be funny. Don't be Barbie and Ken. That's everybody this year.

There's a balance. There's a balance. I don't know, Billy, I feel like so many people are saying don't be Barbie and Ken, that there might end up not being a lot of Barbies and Ken's because everyone thinks everyone else is a Barbie and Ken.

Just the vibe I'm getting. There's a balance, right? You don't wanna be the laziest costume, but you don't wanna be too look at me, right? You don't wanna be the guy that, I wanna be in that night. I wanna be like the fifth best costume at this party. I like that strategy.

Don't be the best, but also don't be the person that's too cool that they don't try. The person that goes all out, give me a break. Yeah. Like you're painting the thing, you're a goblin, you have all this stuff on you, it's like, come on dude, it's a two day night. I feel like there has to be an age limit

for face painting, right? Face painting, let's not. Especially if it's like intricate. If it's like light face painting, okay, little eyeshadows, I'm excited. I kind of feel like the opposite. Like if you're gonna go,

if you're gonna be an adult face painter, like do it, like go all out, like do something. This isn't one of us. Jack wires guy at the Jaguars game in the living. Like that's like, okay, yes, like do something. This isn't Hanna's. This is a Hanna's guy at the Jaguars game in the living room. Like, that's like, okay, yes. Like, I am fully on board. I wanted to make that a grid of death punishment.

Does anyone think that that's a good idea? I, yes. I would do it. No, we'll pay it off. I am just worried that that would be like terrible for my skin and it would never come off. I will tell you this, one time I had to, I don't remember what the punishment was,

but I had to be green for some reason. So the makeup artists that was here that day used spray, green paint. So they were using one of those little sprayers, and it took me like six showers to take a shower and get the green paint off. And these were in the days when our garage was three blocks away.

So I had to walk from the studio over to my car, three blocks south beach in like the middle of like December, January, it made no sense. And I was a green human being and then I was driving and at the time my card didn't have tinted windows so I'm driving and everyone that's driving next to me is seeing a green human and then I went to shower and it took like no lie like four or five showers for me to get all of the green off so if you have good makeup it's going to take a while for you to not look like you have no idea that Chris has just been playing? No, I heard it.

They saw him. I'm realizing the more I do this, that this is only funny for us. Yeah, 100%. You're not listening to him. You're not listening to him. They don't know. It's annoying to Billy.

That's who it's all about. It's annoying to me. I'm telling you, they don't like the fake laughter. So the more you do it, the more they're gonna be like, I don't wanna hear this. Greg, are you into Halloween at all? Because I would think of all the people on our show that Dan is is probably the

most likely to take Halloween very seriously. It's so weird. He loves Halloween. He loves constant. He loves them. Yes, it's weird because he loves being dressed up as the Joker asking someone a question about like their mental illness on Twitter. Right.

No, but outside of that, like every year when we would have Halloween, he would really like Halloween, like before he gets into it. Yeah, like we would have events on Halloween like a heat watch party And now I'm just kind of into that shit. He seems to like costumes Halloween parties are a dangerous game. Yeah, I mean they are all of a sudden you're making out with someone who's not your wife That's why seems like you The costume That's why it seems like you need to go to the costumes. Thank you, Jay. That is not the right thing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's right.

Hold on. All of a sudden you go as Barbie and Candace, another Barbie, you don't know, you're a Candy, you don't know. Right, thank you, Tony. Right. Hold on. That goes to something else I want to do. Wait, she got your wife?

No, no, no, no. I want to abolish couples' costumes. Get ready for when you have a kid because it comes family costumes. Stupid. I don't to get a lot of money. I've got to get a lot of money. I've got to get a lot of money. I've got to get a lot of money. I've got to get a lot of money. I've got to get a lot of money. I've got to get a lot of money. I've got to get a lot of money.

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like basketball mask, like to where do a sexy little masquerade party? He wanted to be LeBron James in like a basketball costume. Yeah, you're weird. He doesn't know how to do Halloween. I had to change it. It looks stupid. Your wife made you change it?

No, she ordered me the one that I wanted, that I thought I wanted, then it came home and I looked at and I was like, oh, this sucks. So are you gonna be, what are you gonna be? I haven't decided. What's your wife want you to be that you don't wanna be? No, it's up to you. Have you said you're your wife?

I'm confused. No, I just said it's a dangerous game. It's just a make out. Which cat is this? I'm not even saying it was me. I'm just making the larger point that when everyone's in costume, you might think someone's your wife,

you make out whether and realize that it's not your wife. That's it. I mean, Greg knows. Do I? And the minute it might do. It's based on intent. So, right. Right.

No, wait. Okay. I feel like I'm so innocent. I think the key to a costume party is, you have to, if you go as a couple, it has to be off the wall a little bit. You can't go as Ken and Barbie because everybody's doing it. My wife and I, and you're gonna think

I'm playing this for a laugh, I'm not. My wife and I went to a costume party you decades ago might have even been before kids as high and low as the obscure cartoon couple. Right. Nobody knows how to write it. Very obscure cartoon. No, I hope it will not get into that.

I hope Google knows what this is. High H I and Lois. It was a popular cartoon probably in the 70s. I Lois, right, got it. Yeah, and everybody says, who are you guys supposed to be? And it's fun, because it's not obvious, you know. It debuted in 1954. There you go.

Billy is Hulk dressing up in the screen right here for the- Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, that's what it was, was dude that took forever to get off It was just your face. He's painted like all in my sitting on it It was my face and neck and my hands for some reason They're like you could keep on your hoodie, but we have to paint your hands And I was like this is when things are like really serious about the grid of dead I'm like I'm out on this stupid. No billy's right. It was so serious at one point that I dressed as Guy Fieri

And what to the airport and sat in an airplane as Guy Fieri. You look great in that costume, though. Oh, thank you. I did. I'm a great costume. Did you kiss someone else's wife that night, too? Yeah, I know somebody kissed him thinking it was Guy Fieri. I'm just.

Someone kissed him and they were like, oh, I forgot. My husband was Bobby Flay. Guy Fieri's wife made out with you. Ah, thank you. So you guys are all anti-couples costumes? I think it's just me. I'm not.

I need the right idea. I don't want to do it. I mean it's like costume. I kind of need my way. Probably like four or five years ago me and my wife did, she was dressed up as a bee and I was a beekeeper. Oh, I remember that. And I felt like the biggest loser.

That wasn't a good one. I was a pilot one time and my wife was like, yeah. I was a pilot one time. I got flight attendant. And it's so, I hated it. I was fine. Oh my god, you are the Cuban pilot. I was the Cuban pilot before it even happened. Yeah, I'm a pilot once I got flight attendant. I hated it. I was fine. You were the Cuban pilot. I was the Cuban pilot before it happened. Yeah I'm gonna come and I'm gonna come and I'm gonna

Have you yeah really? I'm part of it. I was one of those like parties where there's like a murder and stuff like one of those things called murder mysteries Yeah, no like the mystery party. I've never done one but that murder mystery party What about a couple's costume with your bestie because Because one time Charlotte and I did a couple's costume and she was a dragon and I was John Lennon so it was Imagine Dragons. Wow, I like that. Those that you have to think sometimes.

Yeah, especially if it's a party and you're not thinking, that's how you end up being out with other people's wives. Exactly. Now you're coming around, Billy. Yeah, think about this. Exactly. Kids change the game by the way. We're not necessarily for the better.

We blew right past Chris being a beekeeper. Yeah. Did you have that actually like my wife would be? Did you have the helmet? I had like a, it was like makeshift. I didn't get a real bee helmet. I got like some netting over like just like a safari hat. It was like a safari hat that I just put some netting over

and I wore this like tan outfit. It was not socks. Yeah. And I think I had like a bucket that said beekeeper on it. It was just, when you have to have something that tells you what I'm gonna tell you. You should have had real bees. You should have watched on bees on bucket.

What was the bucket for though? The candy, the bees. The candy for the bees. Okay man. The honey? You should have had real bees. Did you call your wife honey, your own like? Oh boy.

Just asking. It had to be asked. It wasn't surprising. Any of you, but I'm super into costumes. We're Halloween. We know, without knowing. So I've done flow from progressive with Jake from State Farm, with my wife.

We've done JT and Brittany and the full denim outfits from the VMAs, love a costume, love a couple's costume, and to me, I think that's the best part of Halloween, is people getting to go out and just, you know, express their inner theater kid. And make out with your wife, I mean. Or somebody else's. Right, or somebody else's.

Right, steak, yeah, allegedly. Sorry, Lucy, you've been silent on Halloween, what's going on? I don't really have that strong opinion. But where would you want? Don't wear what you want. I don't really care. That's not how this show works, Lucy.

You have to say something absolutely outrageous. I'll read that. Exactly. By the way, Chris Cody just showed me his little beekeeper costume on his phone. Kind of cute. I'm going to say it to the video too, so we could put it up. OK.

I'm excited about this. Thank you. My take. I have one. TikTok is ruining Halloween. Wow. Because it's all my four-u-page is just I'm excited about this. I'm excited about this. I'm excited about this. I'm excited about this. I'm excited about this. My ticket. My ticket. My ticket. My ticket.

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My ticket. My ticket. My ticket. My ticket. My ticket. My ticket. I'm Buzz Lightyear this year. Really? Yeah. Do my whole like kids costume? Yeah, my two year old is gonna be Jessie, and my wife is gonna be Bo Peep, and then my little baby is gonna be a she. I see what's a Woody. I was Woody once before, that's why I wasn't Woody for this one. I actually bought a Woody T-shirt.

It was a watch party that Dan was having for the heat. I'm telling you, it was a heat watch party on Halloween, and they were like, everyone has to go and costume. Of course, I was the only idiot that went into costume. And I went in a Woody shirt and a hat. Yeah. And then we went to Lincoln Road, and God God Lincoln Road used to be a wild scene or Halloween

I don't know if it still is the Grove used to be insane. Oh the Grove was the Grove was the best I also get the words definitely kissing somebody else's wife Yeah, yeah the Grove was wise. I mean Billy if we really want to get into it Bo Peep is Woody's partner so as Buzz Lightyear you are making out with somebody else's wife. Oh Buzz kill Lightyear, you are making out with somebody else's wife. Oh, Buzzkill Lightyear. I like it. Thank you. Where's my left? Seriously? Okay. A keen. I like that better. Ron McGill has to be a costume guy. Ron McGill has to. Right? Ron's always a costume. Like weekly.

Thank you, Chris. It's a great transition. It's why I do it. It's why I use it. Rhonda Gill, we'll talk all the way next. Don LeBotard. I actually thought you'd look kinda good. Stugatz. Thank you.

I had the Beards grown out a little bit. I got a little life in my face. I feel like little 10 Colorado San Francisco. Great time. You get life on your face. You got death on your face. I feel like little tan Colorado San Francisco. Great time. You get life on your face. You've got death on your face. I think you've got 40 to life on your face. This is the Don Limita show with this two gods. Ramagil should be with us in a little bit. We don't know where he is.

We've lost him, but we'll find him. We have lost Ron. Yep. He's probably preparing some Halloween costume. Yes. I would like to, uh, I'd like to go to Lucy for a second because she's concerned for the entire nation. Uh, and I want to get to her weekend and her video from the weekend. But first, why are you concerned for an entire college football nation, Lucy? There is something happening right now that no one wants. No one wants it, but, but it's happening. Okay.

And it's time that you sit down and you talk to the people closest to you about the fact that Iowa will most likely finish this season 11 and one. They have, they have a shot at making the playoff. Now, a lot of you listening to show may not watch college football and you've heard me talk about Iowa before and you would assume they're 0 and 7. That is not the case. Iowa is 6 and 1 right now and they are favored to win every remaining game on their schedule. Right. And they have the one hundred and the third ranked offense out of one hundred and thirty three teams. And

they have a shot at making the playoff. I think we need to support Lucy. We need to become, I know we already are. We already are kind of an Iowa show, but I'm all in with Iowa. I don't understand if supporting Lucy is rooting for Iowa or against Iowa. I don't know. I don't think she wants them to go 11 and want. That's weird.

I don't want, Lucy, I want them to go 11 and want. This would be amazing. Wait, first of all, amazing content. Second of all, hilarious if they're able to somehow upset one of the other teams in the Big Ten Championship. It could happen. It could happen. It would be absolutely hilarious and insane if this happened and the committee had to put

in a undefeated, well, not undefeated, but a nearly undefeated Iowa team with one blowout loss against Penn State in the playoff over the other teams in the big 10 East that are probably on paper a lot better. You guys might want to see Iowa in the college football playoff with that offense, but I yo what don't. I mean, that was bad. No one wants, is a good try. Not even a fake laugh for Mr. Gatz. No, that was bad. No one wants, is it good try that? Not even a fake laugh for Mr. God.

No, that's pretty good. Wait, Lucy, let's be clear. Do you want Iowa in the college football playoff or not? Because I think the country would say no. No one wants them there. No one wants them fouling up their college football playoff. As an Iowa fan, no. Right.

As a sicko, yes. That would be so unbelievably funny. For what is historically one of the worst offenses of all time to make it to the college football playoff? Now, when we talk about Iowa, we talk about how bad their offense is, but what gets left in the dark is as bad as Iowa's offense is, Iowa's defense is like the inverse.

They are so good. Defense wins change. They are a top. There it is. Every year. And I know. And it is. Every year. And I know. And it's a real possibility. I was favored in every remaining game on their schedule.

And something weird could happen. I don't know. I will confess Michigan and the Big Tin Chabu Chip Game. And for some reason, something goes wrong. JJ McCarthy turns them all over five times. I was defense. There are best scores. They score.

And I was in the playoff. I don't think this happens. I think if I will make it to the Big Ten Championship game, they lose by 45, but it is a possibility. It is a real scary possibility, and we need to prepare for it. Lucy, I heard a stat that the Hawkeyes are 10 and one when their punter has more than eight punts in a game. He is amazing.

He is so good. This weekend, Tim punts 500-six yards. He is a god. He should be at the He is so good. This weekend, Tim Ponds, 500, 60 yards. He is a god. He should have VP. He should be in the Heisman conversation. And I say that kind of as a joke, but kind of serious. He's genuinely Iowa's like one of their best weapons.

We win the field position game all the time. And that's how we win. He is so good. Iowa's been outscored, or I'm sorry, outgained by the last two opponents, but if one, it doesn't make sense. They are so bad offensively, they should be losing, but they're not. They are winning.

Why is the Big Ten set up this way where Iowa has to play one of these teams every single year? Like why isn't it Michigan, Ohio State the Big Ten championship game? That is a great question. That is a phenomenal, awesome question. And when they set up the big tin originally they set it up in two divisions that they thought would be more even and talent and they were the leaders and legends

but when that happens you lost a lot of rivalry games it didn't make a ton of sense it was very funny though so then they went east and west and they hoped that the west would be competitive and the west has never won a big tin championship game they suck all the time the big tin championship is consistently a blowout and it's usually Iowa losing by 30. So as it showed, we won Iowa in the playoffs. It's still unclear.

Yeah, it's still unclear. We are rooting for Iowa. We are in Iowa. We're rooting for Iowa to get past Michigan Ohio State or Penn State. And we need a high school on the campaign. And the rest of their games. And then play in the big 10 championship and win.

All right, so Greg, you were down with the high has been campaign for the punter. For the punter. He is so good. He is so insanely good that like legitimately, he's probably the best player. What's his name? We need a slow.

He is from Australia. Naturally, his all good punters are. And if you go to an Iowa football game, most of the shirts you've seen the crowd just say, punting is winning. Hmm. And it is. I, punting is winning. And it is. I love Iowa.

Keep winning Iowa keeps winning games. All right, Lucy, we have this video from you over the weekend. So set it up for the audience and for us, uh, and tell us what you did over the weekend. You went to two games, right? Not one, but two. Yeah. So I went to two games. Well, I went to one game and half of the game and I went to one half of Colorado

Stanford. So this is from that. I left early. We'll talk about it later, but I had fun before I left for the most part. I've been married to your standards. I would. This man has done so much for the university. This guy has been a boulder to number one. Everyone! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! I have severely overdressed for the weather. This thing is like a sauna, but I don't have anywhere to put it. Also, I like Colorado fans. I do. They're fun. No one has offered me anything to drink.

It would be a shame if someone offered me an ice cold new light right now. We love Bother. No, we love Dion. Love it. Dion and Shador and see you Bother. Is Shiloh. You know, I haven't asked a single question yet. Yeah, then my friend asked a question. Go ahead.

Go ahead. What does Dion Sanders mean to you? He's like my second father, a little bit more athletic. Both my father and Dion are missing toes, so that's pretty exciting. Me and Coach Prime go way back. I saw him play for the Atlanta Braze, the Atlanta Falcons. He played for both teams on the same date. That's my boy Coach Prime, we go way back.

I love that man. Save the score, thank God, we needed that. Very attractive children. They're very attractive. They're very attractive, yes. So we establish his kids are attractive. What do we feel about the Stanford tree, the mascot? I love the tree.

I think it's cringey. What color is that? Cardinal. Red. Red. Red. No, this is a- You're in the What color is that? Cardinal. Red. Red. Like your... No, this is a... You're in the wrong mode, right?

This is salmon. You might think. You're not in the wrong team, but I... The stand for tree is a stupidest mascot in the history of college football. In their soccer lacrosse, they have them like in the bleachers, like little shrubby trees, and I'm like, you guys look stupid. Stand for socks! Can you guys look stupid. Stanford's socks. Can you guys do a fit check for me?

My sweatshirt is from when I was in college. So 27 years ago? From seven years ago. Come on, seven years ago I mean. We got the hat based on Super Old 2. It's like a college 25 year old hat right there. But gold. That hat as old as me.

We're the same age. Nice mission, okay. It's a little late for you guys. It's almost 8 p.m. and you're still out? Where do you gonna miss most about the pack 12? I'm not gonna miss a pack 12. As long as Coach Prime goes where we go, I'm good. I think it's a great conference. I really don't like how nothing's regional anymore

because I think everyone's college football a little bit. A hero. Now I'm mostly here for Ralfi. I'm here for Ralfi. Ralfi is quite there. He'll be right there. I literally wanted to see Ralfi my whole life. Oh yeah!

Look at that. Woo! That was amazing. Look at that! Woohoo! That was amazing! Oh, medium, medium, medium! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! Do you guys watch the Dan Levittar show with Stu Gots? Who? Oh, I love the Dan Levittar show. Dan tells it like it is. He is the man. He always has been. I like Dan. Cut out that part where he said Dan. Cut that part out. I love that show. Every day I get up and I read, literally watch that show. And I think everybody should watch that show

because if you're not watching that show, you're a loser. I'm tuning in. Yeah, I'm looking for a job. She's a senior. I am a senior. She's a senior. I'll send you my resume.

Wait, who's your favorite person on the show? Right here, my girl. Right here, yes. Yes, you're five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, yes. Bye, baby. Hey, baby, baby, look at that. Watch this show, guys. Damn, we coming, we coming, baby. We are coming. I'm not hard to find, baby. Let's go, folks.

Let's go. They're four and three. Oh. That guy's coming. A little bit of stew gots. And that girl who's auditioning for a job. And she really was. She gave Lucy the take that Lucy wanted desperately.

She was a great interview. And I think she was drunk and pulled that together. So it was really, really impressive. Now did you see any of those people after the game in the parking lot? So I left that game in the third quarter. That age pretty poorly for me. Apologies. I will say though,

no one was mad at me when I left Iowa Penn State early. No one got upset when I left that game early. I would say that with Colorado fans, probably 40 to 50 percent of the fans left around the same time I did. We all felt pretty confident. That came back to bite me in the ass. What was the score? We left, I believe, 290. That it was very cold out. I'll take whatever punishment Dan wants to give me for this. But yes, we did leave early. That aged super poorly.

Yeah. Apologies. Lugats. Yeah. You lost a glove, right? I lost a glove. How am I supposed to sit out in 30 degree weather with only one glove? Well, that would be dangerous. From what I consumed, you lost a glove, right? I lost a glove. How am I supposed to sit out in 30-degree weather with only one glove?

Well, they were in dangerous. From what I consumed, you lost a glove and you somehow got mustard all over your clothes. I got mustard all over my sweatshirts. You know? Had a hot dog, it was very messy. Lost my lip gloss, too. This sounds like it was punishment enough.

I feel like no other punishment to required. Thank you. I had fish. Really? Yeah. And it was so cold outside. It was so cold. That is a fun segment.

What are we calling that on the road again? Roadins on the road in. On the road in. On the road in. On the road in. My name is Rodin. I thought I was pretty clever. Uh-huh.

On the road in. On the road in though. I wanted to call it Lucy's road trip. R-O-H-D. Yeah. It's a name isn't finalized. Just state of my head. We just put it on there for this one.

And we will have something else later in the week from where we went to Iowa the next day for the Women's Basketball. They're record-breaking performance. They got 55,000 fans out to that game, which is incredible. 5,000 people for a Women's Basketball game. It was one of the coolest experiences of my life.

I cried probably 10 separate times because it was so beautiful. I felt like it was in the Barbie movie because you cried too much Lucy. No, but it was so special. It was so many people supporting women's athletics. It had literally never, ever happened before. And so I cried so much in Caitlin. She had a triple double in front of 55,000 people. It was amazing.

It was one of the coolest experiences. I, oh, I can't wait to see it. Oh, I'm sorry. On the road. Oh, one of the coolest experiences. I, O'Hueh, can't wait to see it. I'm sorry. On the road in... Didn't they have 90,000 people in the volleyball game in Nebraska? So, isn't that the record-breaking one? No, for women's basketball. We broke the record.

For women sports, they broke it. I heard women sports, yeah. There's women, and they play different sports. No, I get that, but I heard women sports records. Oh, wait! but I heard women sports records. Oh, hey!