The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Old Aches and Pains

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

Dan's costume kink rears its head once again as he has a suggestion for God Bless Football, John Skipper gets upset at a thumbs down emoji, and the crew goes to the Bucket of Death. Then, Colby Covington takes a shot at LeJaron James as his MAGA character continues to make him famous. Is it a bit? Does it matter? Plus, Stugotz actually listens, an old Luke Appling video brings the entire show the most joy they've felt all week, and Chris Cote updates the polls. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants, just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries

that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Juju, would you be kind enough please to put on the pole? Did you know that there were once a Cincinnati reds in football?

Billy, I hate things are moving very fast here, so I hate to give you a production advice on God bless football that I believe will be an accent of improvement on it on air, but there has not been time this week to talk off air. Somebody has written in with what I think is good advice when they say does Stu think he's some kind of football wizard waving his hands around like that casting spells. I would like him to have a segment where he is dressed as a wizard or where he goes fully

into sausage finger. The football wizard. Sausage fingered wizard of wonder with football analysis to just, you know, add some video elements to God bless football that will dress it up a little bit and make him an actual wizard. Can you help me with that please?

I will pass that along. You're in charge, I need you to do it. Thank you. Who are you passing it along to? That's your pass it along to yourself, try to avoid your sleep wedge, strangling you. That's the universe coming after me. I told you I'm trying to make amends.

I know, but I need you to make amends with you, run that podcast, and you're not passing stuff along. I want to see him as a wizard. We have a co-founder with a very strong costume kink. You're going to have to do this. Yep. And I will take my chances with however it is that this lands and whatever, whatever it means. I do like a costume. Whatever grievances you have, he doesn't. The only time he's ever been in a costume was the one when we made him a machine gun skipper.

That is great. He doesn't like it. He really doesn't like it. I heard, by the way, can someone tell me if this is true? Someone tell me if this is true. That John Skipper was giving his state of the union address. I was not here, and somebody accidentally hit the thumbs down emoji. I'm sorry. On what he was saying.

Look at that. The jury's still out on whether it was an accident. It was terrible timing. He was touching. Like, oh, we, like, medallar, we wanted to be a place where everyone enjoys coming to work. And a thumbs down emoji just showed up over the New York office. The leavey was talking. The leavey was talking about diversity.

Pending investigation. I'm very serious about this, not good. Is it the same person who stole the fine bucket? Like, who did this? Is this the universe conspiring against me? Making my partner think that someone in our midst is an anarchist. Who's the- who's the thumbs down? Who did this? It was zoom apparently, but I've never heard a meeting go more quiet than when he said you can leave and everybody's like

It's crazy. I felt bad for John because it was the worst possible timing and no one knew how it got there. Wait a minute He was out how to make it go away. Absolutely no one. He was arguing with the mystery No, he was just kind of like because he's a little under the weather and he's not with us He was on zoom and he's just like what was doing that? I'd please stop doing that right away that happened again. You're not happy with the meeting you can kindly leave then I did it twice Let's go to the bucket of death. It's gonna be the death of me the whole thing Put it zoom put it on my tombstone, just a thumbs down, a thumbs down emoji. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, Others here everyone's got to go to the bucket myself is and others that's a call back

Okay, I'm picking for depending on how good this home that is Through he can pick from the penalty box Chris you go. That's not how we're doing it. She can't pick Not at the bear's their host again. Derby has the brown. They're a favorite. That's a good pick for Derby. There's no microphone on the penalty. That is a good pick. Yep. And I have the Patriots. Put that. Did I have a bite? No more bites. No more bites. Shut down. That would definitely be the last one.

I'm gonna link her by. I want her out of the room hurry up to bed I'm going with my dad first no funny business here Dan here Dan. For my dad he gets the Rams. Seven point favorite. He's keeping it. I'm going for me now. No funny business here Dan. I got you. Saints. This is a weird one. The Saints should never be a six point favorite. I know it's against the Giants. I will keep it Well, that's why if they're porn. I've got four and a half I saw six four and a half point favorite against the Giants. I'm gonna keep it even though I should keep it. Yeah, I'm picking for Lucy. I've been told I have the jets oh boy. I put it back

They're a nine point dog They're all scared watch out for the weather Who scared I put it back because I think I'm gonna lose. I have the Eagles now for lose. One and a half point, three and a half points, Fred. At Seattle. For myself, I have the Jets. I'm gonna put that back. Now I have for myself the Eagles. That's the Panther. That's the Panther.

That's the Panther. It's a joke, because before it the Jazz night. They are a three-point dog at home in the studio. It's tricky to pull that joke off, so he has a Panther. All right, I'm thinking for Roy and myself. Roy will go first as the older statesman gets the Tampa Bay Buccaneer. Good lighting, Antonio. Thank you. Who do they play?

The Buccaneers. That's a Packers. That's a good Tony. Thank you. What do they play? The bucket years. I don't. Packers. That's a good game. Yeah, at the Packers. Well, fun. A green day though, so three and a half point dog. I'm going to put it back to a big game. There we go. Let's see. No funny business. And then when I picked the golden home of life, something happens. He gets it offence.

See this will be for me. Let's see this one right here. The commies. They are 7-point dog at the ramps. Point fest, point fest. Over. If I could take the over, I'd be fun. All right, here we go.

The Seahawks against the Eagles on Monday night. You know the Eagles have never been to the Seahawks in the last 15 years or something. It's a crazy stuff. All right, everyone's just picking for themselves here on out. Make this quick. Is it due, Tony? Minnesota Vikings. They're fourth quarterback as they are.

Half-bangles plus three to half. I'm not going against Jake Browning. I'm not going back. What a sentence. I can't believe Nick Mullins versus Jake Browning should be real doozied. They're both in the playoffs. Pittsburgh sailors, no choice but to keep that,

but I like it anyways. They are two and a half point dog at the Colts. Is that Trubisky? Is that gonna be Trubisky at the quarter? Yeah, but good defense. Time to get off the Schneid. I trust Coach versus Minshew. What a season.

It's all back up quarterback. Starting Cubises here, or right now, this week are insane rummaging Oh, I got one there. I got one Gults Hey, hold two and a half point favorite against the Steelers at home. I'll keep it Minchumania See here what I've got I've got the Giants. I'm putting that back.

Really? I have the Saints underdog. Believe in Tommy, huh? Yes, what's going on with Tommy's agent? Do we know anything? Are we at the pop culture? Easy, easy, he's getting to the Hall of Fame this week. That was quick. Oh, the Italian sports have a lot. The fucking of death. I've got the instant death and

it's real money. It's unbelievable. And all my money goes to Jessica. Instant death. But on the taxes though, well, and on the plus side, my costume is stupid. It says he doesn't have to pay those.

It's sort of unbelievable. Yeah, you don't actually get mad at that. What I don't know, you get to dress up as gumbee or something like that and you're like, oh, we're gumbee's friend this time. A weird horse. I, when Billy talks about the universe conspiring against him, I now believe that there is no greater symbol

of you guys and the universe disrespecting me than the entirety of what that segment is, which I've wanted gone for years and none of you do the punishment and so on behalf of our company, I acknowledge that it is funny that I'm the one who gets stuck again and again doing the costumes as none of you do the costume for years. Until now, until now, which is why you see I want to do the costume so that I have the costume. You finally admitted it. The comic relief.

No, the, I'd like everyone else to do the costumes and respect. I was rocky. Give him your kink that makes me feel a little awkward. And respect. I want the bucket of death respected. Well, it's death December now. So, yep, payoffs coming. Big time.

Subber. Tony, you had mentioned that you went to the dry cleaner for the first time. What was the occasion? Why did you have to go to the dry cleaner for the first time? So, Dan, I have a family wedding this weekend, and I realized all of my white shirts

that I wear under suits are dirty. So, I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go to the dry cleaner. It is the first time in my adult life that I myself am going to the dry cleaner to drop things off. I've always been like, pick stuff up for my dad or for people. But this is the first time I walked in with a plan. My wife's like, hey, how do you take some of my dresses?

We can kind of do a two and one. That way everything gets ready. I'm like, all right, cool. So Wednesday night, very late, like 6'30, they're about to close. I drive up, it's, cool. So Wednesday night, very late, like 6.30, they're about to close. I drive up, it's kind of dark inside the place. So I was probably my first queue of like, I should probably shouldn't go to this one.

It's right next to my house though. So I pull in and I go to open the door and it's locked. So I kind of like look inside and there's a guy on the other side of the glass kind of looking at me. So I kind of wave him over to the door and I'm like, hey, come on. So we open the door, he's like, hey, what's up? And I'm like, hey, I want to drop off my stuff

as a drink, right? And he's like, hey, hey, oh, come on, come on, come on. So we open the door, he's like, hey, what's up? And I'm like, hey, I want to drop off my stuff as a dry cleaner, right? And he's like, yeah, come on, come on, come on. So we get in, I drop off all my stuff. I got three white shirts, a black one, and then a couple of my wife's dresses that she uses for weddings and stuff. One has a big stain, and she got a drinks build on her. The pricing, Dan, have you been to a dry cleaner recently?

Yes. It's very expensive. Well, dresses certainly are. I mean, if you're getting something that's Well-made Dry claimed they will charge you in order to not damage it a hundred and seventy dollars was my tab in this dry cleaner Is that normal did I get ripped off like it's is a shady place that I was seven seven items six six items Seven items and a couple nice dresses a hundred and seventy bucks

Well, he did it one day to the next also the The few shirts, yeah, one day to the next. Oh, that's where they get you. If you're doing it on their time and like, drop it off Monday, it'll be ready Thursday, it's a little cheaper. It was like Wednesday, I need it to date like tomorrow. Did he get ripped off? 170 bucks.

That feels like a lot, but like, I've been charged a lot, but that seems more. Jessica, would you help me please with the dresses because I know my wife's dresses sometimes, it can be expensive to get that stuff cleaned. My dresses do not cost that much money, but I also have a dry cleaner who like I go in and he's like, you're a regular and you're local.

Like, I'll, like, don't worry about this. Like, he'll give me some, yeah, here in Miami. Because like my last dress I wore this stupid wedding where a stupid Notre Dame lost a stupid Clemson, something got spilled on that. He's like, I ran it three times, don't worry. I'm gonna get the stain out for free. And I was like, I think-

The guy told me he's like, I don't know if I can get the stain out. I'm like, what do you do? The dry cleaners is the only place where loyalty still matters in America. You go back to the same dry cleaner, they will take care of you. But Tony, that's a heady play by your dry cleaner because he's telling you how hard this is gonna be

and how hard it's, how difficult it's gonna be to get it to you by tomorrow. They're in question. Put it on the pole, please, is the dry cleaner the only place in America where loyalty still matters. They're in question. I, okay, put parenthetically there, right there, there and, and quiz knows.

I think there's like seven of them. I don't think that's right. Don Lebertard. We got a freini hard away. So freini? Who is a freini hard away? I was trying to read fast. UD was on the team.

Luke Jackson, Bobby Jones, the Matrix. I'm Aaron Stu Gatz So shacks much Parker Chris Quinn Do you wait Jason Williams to roll right? I mean stacked roster this is the down lebertar show with a Stu Gatz this to got. As I mentioned, we are stuffing a whole lot of things into the post game today. We've got Tony. He's going to preview the UFC stuff this weekend. We've got Roy. He's going to review some hockey stuff for you. And we've got Pablo Torrey aggressively trying to promote his show wherever he can within our feeds, bombarding us with things we should air that we don't totally want to air, but he's aggressive. And we are airing it in the post game show. There's not a lot of room in today's show. But I want to ask Dougaz, based on what Tony's doing in the post game, to tell me what he knows as a very, very casual watcher of UFC and a very, very casual

listener to this show that he does while we're doing it. What did you say? To tell me what he knows about Colby Covington. Nothing. I don't know a single thing about Colby Covington other than I see him on a headline fighting like every five to six weeks. It feels like what do you know of his personality? Um, nothing. I said I know nothing about Colby-covington.

All right. We've talked about him a lot. So that's a little bit surprising, right? Because I wasn't listening. I know. I'm aware of that. I know I'm familiar with your fake nods. I'm familiar with your fake labs. I'm familiar with you being in the phone. Second base rangers making bets during the game. Colby Covington is somebody who was a very pedestrian fighter for a long time and noticed when Conor McGregor cached in with his mouth, oh, if I become someone who's just totally outrageous, there's a lane for me here.

And not unlike Shitstain and a whole lot of others in the business of journalism who have decided there's a lane to be a professional asshole. I absolutely know that I can be someone who appears brave and a truth speaker if I just talk to a group of people who are gonna think me a renegade. And then UFC is going to be Maga Central and Dana White is going to walk in with the Avengers of white supremacy.

You know, Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump and there's absolutely a lane for, and I didn't think this would. Good rock. I don't think that this, I didn't think that this would happen. Still got the thing that we've made fun of Frank Martin for, the college basketball coach, just saying, pay the teachers. An easy stance to take.

Save the whales. An easy stance to take. Cole Becovington is now someone who knows what the easy stances to take are in UFC to sell tickets to fights because he's just playing to the audience. You hate America so much and you don't like this country that gave you a billion dollars leave it. What come deal with me? You go to China, go to go to these sweatshops that you employ

all these laborers and use these women and pay them pays on a dollar to make your millions. You live drama James, you're a coward, you're a spine, this coward, and you're a b***h. your millions. Gulley, drum, James, your cow, your spine, this cow, and your b***h. Is he talking about LeBron? Yeah, he was. Okay, misspoke there. He's no longer a pedestrian fighter.

No, he was. No, no, no, no. He's a champion and he is not a champion. Well, he was a champion. He lost and he is a marquee fighter. He is one of the stars of the sport. But let's play it again. I just want everyone to hear how he's going

at LeBron James because Shitstain did this the other day when LeBron sat during the anthem. There are places where you can get your clicks in your traffic and look at how he is dressed, Stugots. This is a man who is in character. He has realized he can say anything, do anything because he's in a space where it will get rewarded with dollars and this is the

dirtiest business. I'm not talking about UFC though that too. The fight business in sports, it's the dirtiest of all the businesses and here he is making his money the way you can make it in a dirty business. You hate America so much and you don't like this country that gave you a billion dollars leave it. What come deal with me? You go to China, go to these sweatshops that you employ all these laborers and use these $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 the Michael the Sun. You're like, yeah, what's his name? Look at him. Did he call him Le Jaron James?

I don't know what he called him. What's written on his jacket? Let me explain to the audio audience. If you don't see his jacket, it's a hooters in the form of a jacket. And it says America on it on one of the sleeves. It does kind of resemble hooters in that light. But it's like a red, white, and blue make America

great again thing. And it's autographed actually on the bottom left. It was a sharpie autograph of former president Trump. So during the press conference, he actually wore, this is two days ago or three days ago, during yesterday's press conference for UFC 296 this weekend, he wore like a revolutionary outfit where he was in like the blue America revolutionary wore outfit, like if he was like a person recreating the fights and stuff with a mega hat on top of that and This is who Colby is right Colby is a guy who like you said Dan realized that Connor went over to Brazil when he was fighting Jose Aldo

Said things about Brazilians and I was like oh wait a second. I can just kind of be out with said racist things clearly Racist things about Brazilian correct and Colby saw that. Like you said, pedestrian fighter, wrestler, nobody really wants to see that in the archetype of fighters. You want to style will not sell fights. Correct. Will not what he realized is let me just mouth off and beat somebody who I'm not. All, all people that talk to Colby outside of who his persona is say dudes a super nice guy very amicable But then the moment the lights turn on he puts on this character and a bad one at that where he's mispeaking like Clearly rehearse lines. He's basically Chale son in if he if Chale was bad. Has it helped?

I mean has it helped he hasn't fought in two years, right? Like the last time we fall outside of Bobby's stinkhouse That's the last fight that that he's been in was when George gave him a two-piece in a soda two years, right? Like the last time we saw him outside of Bobby's stay-cows here. That's the last fight that he's been in was when George gave him a two piece in Asoda two years ago. And now he's getting a title fight, which is a whole other story, but he's just this guy, like that's who he is now. But it's not who he is now. Exactly.

It's the person it's a total costume that he is wearing. It has helped, though. Oh, I think he's much more known than he would be. For sure. I think he believes in stuff now. Maybe it started as an amplified bit, but I mean, the guys, I don't think he's method hanging out in Mar-a-Lago.

No, but he's a fool who has been rewarded for foolishness and why wouldn't he keep following it if you don't have to have any standards to make the money? And your only point is I want money Yes, he's been rewarded for it in that world in that sport He's been rewarded for being a total phony like that You can tell me he believes it now, but he only wore that costume because he saw it can make him money That's the that's the starting point on it and maybe he has now become that character because why wouldn't he? Hell, there must be fun to be famous as a guy who's getting applause everywhere for his opinions instead of a fighter who's just okay and wrestling who's getting booed because his style is boring.

We're in life would Cole be coming to and just a couple of years ago if you told him you're going to get as close to the highest office in the land like you're going to be invited to the White House. That's a you're're gonna be that close to power. He's a huge drawn, yeah, I'm sure it just reaffirmed some of his beliefs. If it weren't for this bit, Colby probably wouldn't be in the UFC fighter. Like that, that's where he was training.

Because of the style of his fights, too. Style of his fights, again, he has excellent cardio, he's a good grappling wrestler, but the fact is that the UFC's litter with those guys that nobody knows. Boring fighter, boring personality, he has to change the personality, can't change the fight game, so he changed his persona.

Still got the bodies in football, we talk a lot about them being disposable. They're more disposable here. Dana White has a very profitable business where he doesn't pay these guys that much and there are only a few stars. And Colby Covington's name happens to be one of them and it ain't because he's

that good. Though he has been like, he won a legitimate fight. Like he won a fight that surprised me that he wanted to become a champion. And, you know, my get this opportunity. Um, and well, he's Colby Covington as a fighter, I think we can agree that until recently getting chances because he's got a big mouth, getting chances he wouldn't get. Otherwise he's a good fighter. There was a lot of bad blood in those MOSFET all fights and the way that Ann Usman and the way that he won those fights was very convincing. He got, not boring because he's winning, but you have to win with flare.

It's just cyclist to your say. Right. Scylistically, more difficult to watch, but once you have the personality blown out to that, and once you have the bad blood that you had with he and Usman and he and, and Mosfield, all certainly then there's really no such thing as a fight because even if some guys mounting you for fun, oh, some guys mounting you for all the rounds there, you're like, wow, he's showing Mossadon, it played out in a paper view.

It also played out in front of Poppy's safehouse where Mossadon may have lost the formal fight on paper view in what would have been seen as an embarrassment, but might have won the war, especially thanks to a good lawyer that he's constantly thanking. All of a sudden, that also disappeared too, and guess what, Colby's got a title shot,

which is a conspiracy theory for another day. Okay, and you will hear from Tony on the previewing of that stuff with Roy in the post game. We're getting really close to me being more than just what I am right now, which is super uneasy about just platforming this nonsense. When it comes to characters like that, because I think we minimize them by saying,

he's wearing a costume and it's a cartoon character. I know he's, he looks like he's going to be the candidate for the Republican party, but what he's saying right now is objectively dangerous. It's hugely dangerous and it's not getting the attention in the mainstream media when he says he's going to jail journalists and jail people that have wronged him and put troops in the streets as straight up dickpader stuff. We've seen him and he is presently in dozens of legal battles in part because he tried to reverse engineer a win and rig in election while blaming the other side was doing it while

he was in power and we saw what happened in the Capitol building and I think most people are like me, we'll tall it up in November to get to a point, but it's starting to bubble up and the rhetoric is not only getting more and more dangerous because now he is filled with this vitriol because he feels like he's truly been wrong and the disenfranchised white guy bit is now his way of being. What's the same costume? You're talking about Covington? It's the same thing that Covington is doing.

He's gotten so much applause for it that it's become who he is because it's the convenient way to get to selling NFTs so you can pay lawyers because lawyers want their money up front from you because he's not getting any lawyers that he won't pay. So did the dry clean guy, one of the money up front. You're gonna have to excuse me. I watched Leave the World Behind yesterday and I am properly spooked. Did you like it? I loved Leave the World behind.

I loved it. I thought the acting was great. I thought the filmmaker did a really great job. It was easy to look at. I was kind of on my heels the entire time watching it and I was telling two gods before the show He's like I use the word dystopian. He's like you love that word. I'm like no two gods I've just been forced to use it more than I'd like to These would you define this getting a lot around this week?

I gotta be honest. He says it a lot would you define dystopian for us? I have no idea. I mean I just don't like says it. I mean not to be in Right, I want to live in a tobian world. Right. Yeah. Now that, but that these films in 824 came out with a trailer this week for the movie Civil Wars. Like these things used to be things that you could fantasize about. And now they kind of feel like predictive analysis a little bit and it's scary. I liked that movie. I enjoyed the apocalyptic feel of that movie, but we're headed there. Don Lebertard. Enough with the DJ Khaled collaborations with people that are hot right now. We want to see DJ Khaled work with some of the great singers of Yesteryear. Can you imagine how great it would be if DJ Khaled started bringing out special

guests onto the stage and one of them was, boy in atoms! Everyone it's Liza Manelli! Still gots! Yeah, Elton John, it's your song! Andrean Foccieli! Another one, Tony Bennett, Freaky Avalon! Tomis Dolby is blinding you with science! This is the Don Lebertar Show with the Stugats! show with his two gods. It isn't actually that Stu got's doesn't listen because he does listen to other shows.

He just doesn't listen to this one while we're doing it. So he just got information that Richard Sherman said last night that Brandon Staley should have been fired at halftime. And I agree. It's hard to argue. It's a great take at Levitage show. Juju put it on the pole. Should the chargers have descended from the front office and fired Brandon Staley at halftime of yesterday's Chargers Raiders game. Richard Sherman also said that during the halftime show. So it wasn't like after the game. He's like, they should have fired him at halft said that during the halftime show so it wasn't like after the game He's like they should have fired him at halftime during the halftime show he said he should be fired right now

They did nothing right. Yes. Yeah, I agree 42 I don't think Brandon Staley would have even been surprised if that had happened at halftime I think Brandon Staley would have even been surprised if that had happened at halftime. Stugots, do you know who Luke Apling is? No. You don't know baseball player? He is. Old time baseball player or a UFC fighter. Have you waited yet?

Boring fighter? No. Luke Apling is a former Hall of Fame shortstop. And I believe his nickname was one of the truly terrible nicknames throughout sports history. I believe his nickname was Old Aixen Paynes. He's a ho- So Billy. Yeah, so Billy, I think we should nickname Billy, Old Aixen Paynes.

That is correct. Luke Gappling, I have no idea why Mike Ryan came across this video of Luke Apling at 75 years old. Is it a celebrity game of some sort? The video came to me because it was retweeted by a baseball account that I follow. And the origin of this is baseball by BS Mile. And this is from a 1982 cracker Jack old timers baseball classic.

And you'll see before this video in which a 75 year old Luke Apling is at the dish. They'll go around the horn and you'll see a lot of all time great baseball players. I believe he hits this one off of Warren Spawn. Let's enjoy this video together. Keep in mind that Luke Apling is 75 years old at the time. That's nuts. So you're telling me what's the what's the ballpark that we're playing? This looks like RFK because they said it was Washington DC. This looks like RFK here. So a former shortstop who was known, I think, for hitting line drives, not necessarily home runs. You're telling me at 75, he leaves the yard?

Well, that was a payoff here, but I didn't tell you that. Yeah, I didn't say a word. Yeah, he had 46 career homers, but I guess spoiler alert. Let's all enjoy a 75 year old Luke Appling, hitting a home run at RFK off of Warren Spahn. RFK off of Warren Spahn. The McCuffee is in at first base for the National League Philke Verretta. Started at the bat for the National League at second base.

Red Shandies. Carlin, let's go to the table. Look at that. On shortstop P.W. Eres. And a third base, Ernie Banks. In Lafay left field Stan Musil Hank Aaron and in right field Ralph Kiner picture is smoky Burgess

and the pitcher Warren Spawn at 75 year old Luke Kaplan who still works in the Atlanta Braves organization facing Warren Spawn. He collect fail way back there. Hold on Luke Kaplan. 75 years old. Look at how he run. He's going to fall down and break. the around the Mason. Seventy five years old. There it is. Okay, like the high five.

He's funny. He's pitch and the left field seats. Let's go down the American league dug out in George Grant. Luke Apling. Seventy five years of age and

Luke, you put some wood to that one. Not necessarily sure. Let's feel them. I'm usually a right field here there. But Spongebob said, don't let me throw too many pitches. And I said, well, lay it in there. He did.

We've had some great moments. Is this one of the greatest? Yeah, I enjoy being here with these good boys. And you know, you don't see them all. See a few going around the old time. But never all of them together like it is here. This is wonderful. That's Luke Affling, a batting coach

in the Atlanta Braves organization. He put it to good work tonight with a home run. Win the boys see that work with. That's helping the pitch with 400 feet. Stugat, I am going to be totally honest with you here. He grooves it. Well, that was admitted to and confessed in the in the post game. Classic spawn. If you had told me before showing me that video, that there was a circumstance in which a 75 year old person would have more trouble running around the bases than hitting a home run

out of that ballpark, I would have bet all of the money that ballpark. I would like I would have bet that was the easy part. I would have bet all of the money that I had that he could do one of those things and not the other. He barely got around those bases. That was a labor to get around those bases, but he hit that home run legitimately. You could have you could have told me that those guys were all like in their peak form and that's just what baseball looks like in that day. Come on. No, Chris, you would have bought it. It was baseball. It was legitimately after the six or seven person. Chris said, they look so old. And I guess an old timers game. Like, yeah, like, that's what, like, that's what I imagine. Babe Ruth looked like. All right. It is peak. But can we be honest about

this? Honestly, well, it was only the white guys who looked old. Like, Oh, handbrake. And Hank had the gut go. Hank looked old. Ernie Batch looked great. He did. He did.

But Havvy Tung did not look like Ralph Keiner or Red Chandies. Have you guys seen that, the famous Hank Aaron clip where he breaks the home on record? He looks 50 in that clip. He was. He was. I'm just saying, like. What do you talk? No, but that's some actual baseball game. My point is the video, the video of Hank

Aaron breaking the home run record, home run record looks exactly like that video. Old people are so cute. Right. So adorable. They're so happy. Video. Can you put up for me on a, on An assortment of photos there. I just want to put Hank Aaron next to Ralph Keiner and Red Shandies and I want to revisit the claim that was just me. I mean he's closer to them. Okay, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not. That's fine. I'm going to again show you photos. I think that escaped your attention of the second basement. Red Shandies. I'm telling you I've never been more attentive to any video we've ever played. Nothing in that video escaped my attention. I'd like to thank you because it made me happy.

So thank you for finding it Mike. You're welcome. Big baseball guy. Again, Ralph Keiner, Hangarren, they do not look similar in these photos. Yeah, but you've walked it back Ralph Kiner very clearly King of the mountain who oh red. I'm not walking it back That is how I have spent the last two years feeling like that like old red The lefty second base. He's old red I'm going up.

I'm Luke Round in the Basis. Across his body every time. Chris Cody, are you ready to update the polls? And during the polls, please, I'd like Ralph Keiner put up on the screen as well so that my Brian can walk back what he is claiming that Ralph Keiner looked at all like Hank Aaron there. Start us up with the polls, Chris. Brian can walk back what he is claiming that Ralph Kinerd looked at all like Hank Aaron there. Start us up with the polls, Chris.

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Yeah, yeah. Not kind of. I'm not working on it. You're working on it. I'm not going to say that. I don't know what you're doing. A kinder could mash though. Yeah, we speak out against body shaming like Monday.

Yeah, I was like, it's fun when it's 1982. It's fair. It's an old time. And I was doing it too. Do you go to the bathroom while in the phone with your friends? Split here. 53% say no. Liars.

Is Celtser the same thing as club soda? 58% say yes. Question? Is spaghetti sauce better the next day? 61% say yes. Did you learn last night that there were two NBA game balls for every game? 69% nice. Say yes. Should I keep going? Yes. The silence is just concerning. You're not getting laughter. I'm watching you squirm. Not only am I watching you

squirm, I'm enjoying the idea that the silence is so profound that we can hear the insecurity in your reading Is Otani Verated there's a lot of those there. There's heroes 62% say no Oh, this is a big one for me here is honey a condiment 63% say yes, I agree. Mm-hmm. What is more discussing to eat? Pickled picks feet or a tripe with hair on it. Oh, God. 80% say tripe with hair on it. Those are the polls, because I'm feeling uncomfortable.

Woohoo! Yeah! There are more. More. Do you drink or eat honey? 86% say eat. More. Too quiet, man.

Is Pukkunakua a fun name to say?? 94% say yes I'm done this time for you. Are there more? Are you surprised that Mike Trout has the same amount of postseason RBI as Andy Pettit? Thank you. 53% say yes that's it. 48% not surprised by that. Jessica do you mute bathroom time on the phone or because I will use the phone in the bathroom, but I will mute so that it's not being heard. Well, you got a mute, the flush. I mean, come on. How about the stream?

Mute the stream as well. Because the stream, does anybody... And a hand wash. Does anybody in here not mute anything and just lets it fly? I let it fly. I let it fly. Yeah. I like to establish on the front end I'm in the bathroom. So whatever happens from here on out it happens. That's where you're honest. Yeah. Yeah. That's ridiculous, too, Gats. What do you mean? What's the point

if you tell them and supposed to be like a thing between you and God? So when they hear me flushing the toilet in a couple of minutes they know that they're not surprised by it, you know. Is filming something on your phone the most present you can be in that moment? 70% say no. Wrong. They're wrong because Stugatz believes that life is meant to be lived through the prism of your telephone. I mean, it's not a ridiculous thing to say

as many people as I see doing it. At this point, you're the weirdo if you don't have your phone up filming the concert or your meal, correct? You're the, I'm the strange person with my light on on my phone, but it's in my pocket and it's not doing anything. Oh man!

I was gonna say that's happened to you. Oh man! I was gonna say that's happened to you.