The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Oz Pearlman, The Mentalist

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Mentalist Oz Pearlman recently tricked Aaron Rodgers on Hard Knocks and joins us to explain his work and absolutely blow our minds. Then, is there a better pickup line than "I had a dream about you?" Amin shares a very detailed dream he had featuring Domonique Foxworth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite! Presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants, just walking past tables

to grab somebody's fries, that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching band to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. All right, we're joined by O's Pearlman mentalist. If you guys watch hard knocks, and I think there were some other training camp videos

he's had in the past, I remember this guy is a mentalist. I don't know the difference between a mentalist and a magician, so I'm gonna need you to explain it to me, but I know that every time I see you, you freak out everyone around you, and you freak me out too. So welcome to this show, And what's the difference? Thanks, Dominique. A magician is more like card tricks, right? Like you're thinking fast

hands. Like I'm going to make something disappear up here. My job is just to deal with thoughts. I know the way people think. I can kind of plant thoughts in the back of your head. And honestly, it looks like I'm a mind reader, but I'm not a psychic. Otherwise, I would have won 1.6 billion on the mega millions two weeks ago. I was trying my man, but so All right, my first question for you is what's your go-to move when you're using your mentalist skills? Yeah, to a track to part you gotta have a specific Because I guess I don't want to call them tricks because they aren't tricks right? Yeah, it's like tricks I'll call whatever you want. Okay, so what's what's the trick to do? Oh, sorry, you meant the thing that he's doing. Yeah, him, not, not your moves, not your move of me.

I have to be clear. All right, what you got? If you're trying to pick somebody up, if you're trying to move, if you are moving. I'm telling you, my skills are no longer useful. I married like 12 years. I married a woman who I can't read her mind. Like, I don't know what she's thinking half the time.

But my moves used to be, this is my old move, is I can make stuff move with my mind. It's like a Jedi mind trick. And I'm at the bar and I just look over and I tell the girl what drink she's gonna order before she does, which either is smooth or very creepy, one of the two. And then I can make this straw move around in the glass and then I snap my fingers and it jumps out of the glass. I did that to my wife. You're still on a desk. You're cheating the glass. I did that to my wife.

You're still on a desk. You're cheating out there. You are cheating out there. Oh, man, I thought you were going to be like, you know, your favorite book is love. No, no, we didn't hit any books. I just go right to it. The drink disappears. Vocca song.

Yeah. I met you don't know a name of a book. Love in the time of color is the book I was going for assholes. They're like, whatever. By the way, I know. Google it's Google it names the books right now. Oh, is I know how to make a drink disappear too. You, it was me both.

What's happening brother? I want to know have you ever did your tricks or whatever you want to call them in front of a group of people and then been just wrong as hell like Mr. Mark by a hundred yards. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So honestly, no pain, no gain. If I was doing the same trick over and over, it would get kind of boring. And the fun part for me and the audience is that you don't know if it's going to work. Now, think when you do a magic trick again, I love magic tricks. I'm not

hitting on magic, but if somebody picks a card and you put it back and you find it, you could practice that at home a thousand times, right? Over and over in the mirror and you know it's going to work. But when you do things for audiences, we're trying to guess what they're going to think, it's not going to work a lot of the time. So you got to get better and better and that takes years. And that's why there's not a lot of people that do what I do because it goes wrong for years.

Like, like not even a couple days, like you get it wrong over and over and most people can't stomach that kind of rejection. Well, I'm glad that you cleared that up because there was a little animosity in this room before you got here because I'm sitting next to a magician. And this magician told me that when he first found out you were coming on the show, he was like, kind of, I really want him to fail. Yeah. Good.

I'm not getting paid. I can fail. I don't care. Who is the biggest skeptic? I want to know who the biggest skeptic is in the crowd. And that's what we do. We knock down the dominoes. The first one goes down on the rest of them fall after who whose mind should I blow? Who says no ways are going to work out there? I'm running against you. I'll be honest. I mean, I'm double-rooting against you. Yes. Cause I do not know. Because like, you've got, you've done so many appearances where you're blown people's minds. I feel like we got to throw a curveball here and you need to do this terribly because then that will blow up

Because it's like oh, yeah, the final Right I did the today's show with John Cena and I messed up something and do that video has 10 x the views Everyone's like, yeah, we got him. They loved it. The fails do better than the success. All right, so you got some Who am I going to go with first? Oh, don't. Before we start, I just want to ask you one question. It takes years, years of getting it wrong a lot until you get good at it. What made you persevere through getting it wrong all that time?

You know what? I'm a glutton for punishment, man. Like on my side, my side hustles, I like to run ultra marathon. So I mean, I've run for 24 hours in a row. Last year, I ran Long Island. I ran 130 miles in a day. Like, I like to suffer. So, something about it is I enjoy kind of pulling stuff off

that I don't know if it's gonna work. I like that excitement. And a lot of those NFL things, man, you get in that room. I love when people in the comments go fake, fake, staged and I'm like, yo, I don't think I have enough money to bribe Joe Burrow. You know what I'm saying? $250 million dollar, he ain't getting bribe by me.

He's going to do it every once and you're also in their space. Like when I go to a show, it's one thing, but when I'm in NFL training camp, these guys are three times my size. They're the alpha. They're dominant. They're not going to do what I want. That everything you're seeing is real. It's happening in the moment and it is sink or swim.

I'm for sale. Allegedly. Yeah. Chris, look. All the moment and it is sink or swim. I'm for sale allegedly. Yeah, because like all the bucks, a mean is like five bucks just five bucks. All right, you ready to get started? Alter marathon. I want to hear about those at some point, because you got to be a lunatic to do that.

But anyway, definitely a lunatic who have I, who's who's in the back there? Is that a juju? Who's in the back? Yes, that's key. It is out before before just now you asked me a question. Before that moment, have we ever spoken a word in our life man ever a word

You do about to get you not a cell of Time to kill a boy. I like the way you put that all right Juju it's J. You J. You right? Yes, sir. I write this down I know a lot of people are listening on a podcast So I want you to tell them what I'm doing. I just wrote your name real big on a clipboard right marker Absolutely, I want everyone know we're seeing this. There's no tricks You can see everything I'm doing. Yes marker. Absolutely. I want everyone to know we're seeing this There's no tricks. You can see everything I'm doing. Yes, I want you to think let's go NFL on this I want you to think of any player in the NFL and I want you to change your mind at least three times

Because because everyone wants to get me so the first person you think if you leave here You can be like everyone's pick him so if you change your mind twice three times You didn't even know where you were gonna land. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. You got to do my god. I'm with you right now. Okay. You got you got some in your head. Yes, sir. Yo, is there any way, any way in the world you got to tell anyone listening right now? Possibly no. Who you just thought of. Nobody in a history of the planet could think of the player who I'm thinking of right now. Okay. So two things are going right now.

I'm in New York. You guys are Miami. So we've never met each other. And we also got a few thousand miles between us. So now I want you to imagine that that person runs in the stadium. And if you guys haven't seen hard knocks, I had Michael Carter come up and I told him, make up a new jersey number, man. I know your number 32.

I can go on ESPN.com. I go make up a new Jersey number. So what I want you to do right now is I'm not going to tell you a name. I want you to imagine this person runs in the stadium and you look at his back and you see his Jersey number. I want you to think of that Jersey number right now. I'm going to write down the word Jersey and I'm writing down a number right now for you, Juju. Juju, you think of that guy's Jersey number? You have to look it up or you know it'm writing down number right now for you, Juju.

Juju, you think of that guy's jersey number? You have to look it up or you know it. I have to look his number up, but you want to look it up. You can, but it's up to you or you could pick someone else's jersey number. You know, it's a man. Hey, Spencer. Yo, is this not a sports show? Is this guy how it's going on here?

I know. He's picking up on which I knew it. I just had to double check and make sure I know it. There we go. Look at me. I'm looking at you. I'm going with this. Done. So everybody at home knows what just happened. I wrote your name. I wrote a Jersey number nice and big. And I think you were torn between two different people. Probably two digits because you saw me writing. Tell us all what's their Jersey number. Who is it? Well, not the name. what's the Jersey number? The Jersey number is 87. And everyone saw tell them everyone's watch this. Yeah. What did I write down? What did I write down? Say it out loud. I wrote down Jersey number 87. Sir, I rebuke you in the name of

the Lord. I don't know what you got going on. But this is where it's crap. Hold on, there's only 99 numbers. Like he got a, he's on a lucky guess. He's on a lucky guess. He's on a lucky guess, that was my goodness. Let's do it. Let's do it. Double down, baby. Double down, double down.

You know who said they were bought? A mean. A mean was like, I was like, I'll bribe. A mean was five bucks and he was like, I'm not proud. I mean, you know what, you have a money clipper or a wallet. What do you got on you? I've got a wallet. Yeah. Okay, grab a wallet, grab out wallet? What do you got on you? I've got a wallet. Yeah.

Okay, grab a wallet. Uh-huh. Grab out a bill and slam it down on the desk. All right. Bam, right there. All right. And I want you to take a pen and I want you to take the president or if Benjamin Franklin, I don't know how deep you roll.

I want you to draw a little something on his face. I just used a little something on his face, add a little pizzazz. You know, so this bill, this is your bill, right? Nobody gave you this money. This just came out of your wallet. This is my money. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Hold that bill, you know, put it on the desk somewhere, put it on the top. You want to do whatever you want to do. Got it. And tell them what bill you get. It's a $2 bill. Oh, I went, I went to dollar bills and it's full of glitter. Where were you last night?

I mean, go over. All right. Here's what I want to do. I want everybody involved. Everybody, if you're listening to this right now, you're not running or driving. I want you to pull up your calculator and you could do this together. You could do this together. Let's go on.

I'm going to pull up a calculator and the same way you just thought of a player, quick, who wants to go next? Who's next in the crew? Who should we get in here next? Somebody help me. All right, I'm right here. Chris spontaneous. Nobody you thought before I want this to be in the moment. Think of a player and tell me their jersey number. We're going to repeat that a few times on the player. Current player. Current or retire, bro. What? Got it.

Got it. Say it. Say it. 54. Everyone type in 54, three times. So 54, 54, 54, bam. Okay. And if you want a fact check this at home did I tell you to put that name in that player or nothing? No. Chris you pick who goes next. Dominique. All right Dominique. Hit me with another player. Past 16. Present. What is it? 16. Let's do a four times this time. So everyone bigger is better. Everyone hit plus. And everyone do 16 16 16, 16, 16. Did everyone do that? Yeah.

So I, well, I've got millions, baby. And then one more person, one more person who hasn't gone yet. Michael. Mike Ryan. Mike Ryan. Here's what I do, Mike Ryan. I want something close to the heart, baby. I want you to think somebody you care about deeply.

Not just a football player that you follow, but something in your life. And I want you to tell me,, day and year they were born. You want me to tell you that right now? Yeah, tell it. Yeah, that's how a conversation works. We'll go for it. No, no, no, I didn't know if I had to turn a line. Got it. Bam.

Go. He just doesn't remember Messi's birthday. Yeah. I know. He's like, let me Google this real quick. My wife. No, no, no, no. All right, all right.

No, no, no, no, all right. I'll go., no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no about vein. He's like, I'm saying my wife, maybe mom, Burton, he's like, no, I'm just going to write with me. Frankly, I'm just sealing all your credit card info next now you gave me this. All right, everybody, if you taped in plus 10, 0, 9, 1, 8, five, and the last one is random, because everybody loves sports,

life sports because you never know what's going to happen. So we're going to do, we're going to hit plus, and everybody should have gotten a big number, like 26, may 799, 1055, is that what you all got? Yes. And now without even looking, I'm just going to like, it's going to be a big number like 26 made 799, 9,055 is that we all got? Yes. And now without even looking, Juju, I'm just gonna like, it's gonna be eyes closed, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, try and get a bunch of numbers on screen. I want you to read off a bunch of random digits, Juju.

Can you see those? Read them off one at a time. Everyone hit plus and read those for me, Juju, one at a time. Plus three, six, one, two, five, seven, zero, eight. Everybody. Juju gave us a bunch of random numbers here. Everyone hit plus three, six, one, two, five, seven, zero, eight. Everybody, Juju gave us a bunch of random numbers here. Everyone hit plus three, six, one, two, five, seven, oh, eight, 36 million, 125, 7,708. You're right, 36 million, 125,708.

And everyone hit equals. I got 62 million, 924,763. Is that what you all got? Same. Think about this. Each of you thought of any player you want to give me any jersey number. Juju, I got in your head before you even knew it.

You changed your mind three times. And then we got Cody. Chris, you're giving us, uh, who's that? Mike, who gave us that number? We'll be both dead. I gave you 54. Mike gave you the date. Mike goes with his own birthday out of everything I give him.

And this is what we end up with. Juju gives me a random number out of nowhere. How much money were we putting on this? Uh, I mean, well, it was a $2 bills. That right? Yeah. You're your money. You're money, is that right? That's my money. Money out of your pocket, you're in Miami, I'm here.

How do I know that's real money? You know how I know the government stamps a serial number. No. You know that's the serial number. You're better not. You better damn not. Rebuke! No way.

Rebuke! One at a time. Thank you! No way. I mean, you better not say this. I mean, start reading it. Thank you. No way. And beat you better not say this. I mean, start reading it. Thank you. Rebut.

Six, two, nine, two, all my down, four, seven, six, three. I don't like it. Brother, I ain't going to lie to you. You have converted me. I mean, you have made made a believe rather the key. I was bram But now I see you you have been rebuked salute to you brother ultimate salute my god, I am actually thoroughly overwhelmed Just lose my mind that's enough of that too much mentalism for me. I'm terrified. I go away

Scram. I think I saw that gold rush yesterday terrified. Go away. Scram. I think I saw that gold rush yesterday. All right. Looking in the background. Thanks so much. Oh, it was wonderful. Thanks guys. Scary. Um, I don't like you. Terrified. Yo, big stuff coming up. It's not done. I got the cowboys, the bang. We got the packers and we got my own amount of Michigan Wolverines on college game day. So I would all got a Showsom up to Adam Schefter and the ESPN team. They got me going around all over NFL and college training camps. There's a lot more this season and Hardinux was just the start. Man, good for you, Mack. Congratulations. Thanks for doing it for us and I don't know. I'm getting on good.

Please leave. I'm scared. I'm going to get you out on the gamux. I need you to explain to me how this works so that I can sleep tonight. Good night. I love you. Love you guys Don't let me start again started on the breakfast one. Oh, man. I've been singing the song to myself one morning long breakfast Oh, God, you never heard the breakfast one. No, hit me with it. Okay. I wish I had some breakfast I wish I had some breakfast fun Looking up on a breakfast like that DCC down lebertar show with this two gods I

Know this is gonna get aggregated the wrong way It's a great way to start a segment. I had a dream last night in Dominique, was in it. So, I mean, mention this to be earlier today. And the first thing I thought of was like, look me, I'm Mary Bra. Because like, that's when I was like in my early 20s, like girls who I hadn't talked to for years, that was always like how they try to get back in your life. Not say I never used that move myself, but they always like, hey, had a dream about you because that opened so many avenues.

So I mean, I assume that's your dream. You actually had a dream about me. This wasn't just your move. No, yeah. First of all, I'm kind of offended that you said, like I'm married. So if you were single over the cool, like, let's explore this. Let's take it down. You're a handsome guy down the Chinatown. No, I give you a shot

Also, I have used the you're uncomfortable. I've used the you've been in my Trout to speed roll and roll past the steamrollers are moving on move on Speaking of dreams though right quick Martin Luther King would be so proud of this set We got four brothers. This is a history moment, y'all. Please one time. Thank you so much, Dan. Thank you, Dan. I ain't got a run for you, Mike.

Mike's slow. No, I have a run. Oh, man. Anyway, had a dream. That's how I got my wife. And by that, I mean, that's how she got me. My wife at a bar, we had known each other. And she came up to me and said that she had a dream about me

and implied that it was not just a normal dream. Oh, like a shit. And at which point I went to my friend and I was like, I think that's me being hit on, right? Like I think that's what's happened to me. I needed confirmation. Yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to assume. Maybe it's just a fun fact. Hey, I had a dream about you. She walked up to your bar as I had a dream about you. And you were like, what kind of dream is she was like, hey, get the eyebrows and you were like, you walked away. And we're back to your friend.

It was like a magic, isn't it? And to this day, I'm still skeptical that she had the dream. I think like a mean said he, I think maybe that was just one of her moves. So I joke with her to this day about, did you really have the dream? But she claims that it really happened.

Hey, it's a great move. Let me tell you that. It works every time. Especially if you haven't talked to them in a while, you need to break that ice that's built in the time between you guys to talk. You gotta be like, yo, it's the craziest thing. I had a dream about you. And everyone's always flattered.

No one was like, ooh, stop dreaming about you, perv. Like, they're not always flattered. No, no, I'm not saying that they're not flattered. I'm saying that they are playing the game. They know that when you say I had a dream about you perv like they're not always flat. No, no, I'm not saying that they're not flat. I'm saying that they are playing the game. They know that when you say I had a dream about you, they know that this is a pickup line. Then they pretend like we have this conversation. No one has ever been told that they had someone

who was in their dream and not assume that they were getting hit on, except for Chris Kerr. My way of doing it back in the day, if I wanted to rekindle like having talked to you in a while, was good old fashioned Facebook poke. Nothing like a Facebook poke. Yeah, yeah, it was a good old fashioned Facebook poke. Nothing like a Facebook. Yeah, that was a, that was a talk because you didn't need to say anything.

You just like, and then you get a poke back and it's like, we're just poking each other here. We're thinking of each other. You know what else is a bit ice breaker, welcome to a girl and be like, Oh, excuse me, sister. You got a book in your nose. Yeah, I mean, I'm getting that fake back in the cave. And now she owes you a gratitude.

Wow. Here we are. And if she says so does Clooney, Mary. So do you guys want to hear about this dream? I'm nervous, but I'm ready. It's pretty intense. Not the part with the dog. Like, damn, I'm praising. Is it?

Um, I'm going to probably skip the part with the guns and the bazookas. Yeah, like what it's basically. Yeah, skip that. I'm gonna send some interesting. I'm gonna summer out. Okay, right. So, okay. I'm in some sort of standoff in a room filled

with people with machine guns and bazookas. Like shoulder air. And everyone's, it's like a Mexican standoff, right? Everyone's standing there with the guns, avoiding them. And I'm like, everybody calm down, calm down. I got to convince them that the real villain is the person who hired us.

And what we need to do is it works. So it's like the beginning of the dark night. We need to do is work together and rob them in a heist, right? So we transport all the guns to an apartment next to where the heist is gonna happen. It's like one of those two story apartments, you know, like, them shitty ones in LA, right? And the woman in the group is gonna drill through the wall

to a storage facility next door, but that's just a decoy. That ain't where the heist is happening. That's just to attract all the attention, right? Building management calls a cops, that's when I arrive, me and my buddy, the sky's this cops. The woman pretends she's just a surveyor. She has all these blueprints,

which she's holding on outside down and I'm like, you gotta flip them around. Like you can blow the cover. So then the building calls the real cops and Alec Baldwin is the main detective. Now we ditched the cops disguised because we see the real cops show up and they're gonna know where he cops.

So we act like we're regular citizens. He pretends to defend us, Alec Baldwin, but I could tell he's suspicious. We talk about going downtown and get something to eat. As I put on my shoes, those stupid ass shoes, if you guys seem to add to these, where you don't have to use your hands to put them on, you can just slip in them.

Right, I put on those shoes and I see he's eyeing me from across the room as he's tying his shoe laces and I tell the woman, I said, yo, he knows. And this is how he's gonna catch us later when we're doing the high somewhere in these shoes. He's gonna figure it out. So I cannot wear these shoes later. Remind me, she says, okay.

So we go downstairs and we got to split into two different cars. Me and the girl and the tall compass and a tall goblet go with the cop. I pretend to want shotgun, but the tall guy gets it because he's taller, but only after we measure back to back because he's clearly taller, but I want to be arousing suspicions, right? We're waiting for the parking elevator.

There's a bunch of people waiting, including this drunk dude who knows the woman from a former life. And he's like, Michelle, Michelle Bond, and starts like, like starting exposition about who she is. And we're like, yeah, he got to shut him up. So we literally grab him, shut him up, and the elevator knows open. We push him in. And it's a lot of people and they're like, yo, just room to shut him up. So we literally grab him, shut him up and the elevator door's open, we push him in, and it's a lot of people and they're like,

yo, just room for all of us. No, no, you go ahead, you go ahead, it's full. So eventually, what? Do you wake up in the middle of the night and do this, or this is in the morning? No, this is what, as soon as I wake up after I do this. Okay.

Eventually, this is the part where Dom shows up. That's why you're late to the morning. Now, of them a sudden, I'm in a motel room with two queen beds. Okay. Me and the woman are in one bed, and Dominique is in the other bed, and we're watching TV. The woman, everyone's excuse me, I'm watching TV.

Woman wakes up, she has a nosebleed, and she starts freaking out. Dominique leaps into action, acting like this thing is pretty serious, and it's like, it's a result of a bacterial contagion. You gotta get this out of my, Doc, it's a nosebleed. I'm looking at him like, it's not result of a bacterial contagion. You gotta get this out of my, Doc, it's a nosebleed. I'm looking at him like, it's not, no,

that's not why people, yes it is. And I said, he kept insisting, it's science. He kept saying, it's science, like, and I said, all right, Google it, show me. And so you do, and then you realize you were wrong, but you don't wanna give up. So you keep saying, well, it may be as a result of a contagion.

This a dream or is this like a screenplay that you want to be on. Right. The screen that is gil on a crack. He's trying to get his shit out. It's just to see you every single cinema movie combined together. It's just all of it together is one dream. It goes on and it gets a lot more, a lot more action. Right. So, a cinema, don't get up and he walks out to look for more proof. But somehow, when he walks out, the wall is gone

and now there's a supermarket. So now he's walking around this supermarket and he's looking for whatever. So I'm like, all right, whatever. The supermarket also has these cafe seating and then a little restaurant thing. So I'm like, okay, I tried to throw away the bloody sheets, but there's a guy who's using the trash can as a desk.

He's got like a laptop open, he's got spreadsheets, he's got like a headset on, and I'm like, excuse me, man, I just want to throw it in the trash, and he moves the laptop a throw it away. I go back to the woman who's not sitting in the cafe table. There's some live performance by a couple of singers, there's also a dancing couple, but I gather there's just some old people

who like to show up to the supermarket and dance in a live music. Singers start having mic issues, and so I'm like, oh, you know what? I'm gonna go and I'm gonna grab a snack because it's a supermarket, right? And the restaurant can't have a problem with that. As I'm walking through, I run into some high school kids by the frozen section. There's a girls wearing a gold shimmery dress and have some due ticket mad pics. And so I surmise it's her birthday or something, like they're doing the like posing and all that stuff.

And there's a crowd of teenagers following. I'm like, I'm trying to make my way through the crowd and I bump into this kid several times. And he's a little shorter than me or whatever. I finally get through and round the corner, the kid chases me down and it says, oh, oh, oh, man. You think you can walk around hitting people

and this keeps going? And I like, as I turn to tell him, hey, man, like I didn't mean it, I was just trying to get through. I get sucker punched from the back, in the back of my head, and I'm on the ground, and I'm like, what the hell happened? And I look, his boy showed up, and his boy is tall,

and his boy went a white t-shirt, and he went, you know what I'm kids, be wearing that handyman like vest thing, but they don't have no tools in it, it just be they wearin' the vest. I think it's like supposed to look like a holster, right? Yeah, but so that's what the kid is wearing. And so I'm like, all right, I guess I gotta fight this kid, right?

So, but like as I stand up, he grabs me by my left hand and like holds me like this. And so now he's clocking me with right hooks. But when I try to hit him, it's like, I gotta reach over my turn body and hit him like that. And like, that's just the work, this is the work. And then finally, like I was like, I mean, stop fighting it this way.

Let them push you in. Bed move. And I sped move. And now I'm squared up and I'm like, let's go. But now the other kids. You're dreams need an editor. Well, go watch this. Just tighten it up a little bit.

Jesus. Look, this is a dream. So then there's like two of them, right? And I'm trying to fight, right? So, but then I'm like, yo, man, the people going to, this thing's going to go viral and they say, look, the blacks are getting into fights in public again. I'm like, that's, the people going, this thing's gonna go viral and they say look, the blacks are getting into fights in public again.

I'm like, that's happening. This is happening in your dreams? This is happening in my dream. I'm like, oh my God. And then I can't come back to the supermarket with this restaurant. I'm like, this is, I can't have this on my resume, right? So how do I tech these guys out of them?

At the same time, their both going to us. They're about to open my ass. So right then, I think, and I got the idea. Oh, f**k, I'm an e** fucker. Ha ha ha.