The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Patrick Shlahomes

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

We kick things off with Stugotz's Weekend Observations full of bangers such as the Top 5 QB Names If the QBs Were Jewish, Top 5 Rookie QBs, and takes on Biscoff Cookies, Carson Beck, and Matt Ryan. We also learn was the U in The U, the L in Lionel, the M in Meadowlark, and the S in Stugotz stand for. Then, Billy accidentally got a fan of the show kicked out of God Bless Football's watch party at the DK Sportsbook in Arizona, and the watch party may have accidentally ruined Charles Barkley's Sunday routine. Plus, horse girls are OUT, Dan tells the story of how he saved himself from seasickness, and Leeman's Dad smacked someone in the face with a fish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBattard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it and now here's the marching band to nowhere that face and the habitual liar it is time for his two guys to share his game notes no one in

the media will tell you what happened better than my boys to weekend observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste, just 96 calories available for delivery. Din, it's not just a game, but a clash of cultures. And for my money, it's the best rivalry in college football. Every time they meet, it feels personal. You know why? Because it is.

After 2021, the series took a hiatus and conference realignment put it in further doubt. But the stars aligned. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it. The holy war is back. BYU in Utah. Lucy agrees with this. It's like a very sneaky, underrated rivalry.

It's also weird because it's a very religious state and there's a lot of hatred between these two schools. And BYU is really dirty. Yeah. That's so weird. I don't really picture religious people as having a lot of hate in their hearts generally. Yeah, you would be surprised.

You'd never ever believe it and they never use it as an excuse either. Like the campus is dirty? No, it's impeccable. The campus is impeccable. Gorgeous. The players have been for 30 years sneaky, dirty. Speaking of back Mack Jones.

Huh? Not really. Good to see him. Was it? Oh, not really. Not really. Mack Jones. Three interceptions. Mack the Knife. Mack Jones. Mack the Knife is your contribution. Yes. He almost won the game.

Carved him up. Yep. The Yes. He almost won the game. Carved him up. Yep. Like, act. He had three interceptions and one touchdown. Yeah, they were sharp passes though. Not really. Yeah, not really. I didn't want the game.

Attaboy. Who did? Minnesota and Jacksonville? Please. What better thing did I have? Cleaned my fish tank. Mm-hmm. Put it on the poll at Leviton Show. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Better thing today, clean my fish tank.

Put it on the poll at Leviton show. Would you have preferred to clean your fish tank than watch 12-7 Vikings over Jags? Cleveland Cavaliers, do it in the playoffs. If Trey Lance is playing football, Trey Lance is throwing interceptions. I've always said, when you want to grow the game, you send Daniel Jones and Bryce Young across the pond. Munich, we're sorry.

You mentioned Tray Lance. I saw a stat, I can't credit the person because I don't have it in front of me, but that just on Sunday Trey Lance finally threw more passes in high school, college, and the pros than Tom Brady did in his final season with the Tampa Bay Bucks. So Trey Lance, so Tom Brady threw more passes last season with the Bucks than Trey Lance has thrown in his entire life as a football player. Carolina Panthers back in the mix. I give up.

Yeah, really? I give up. You're giving up. Yeah, I give up on you guys. I give up. You know, a three-team win like Dan. They have three wins. They're in the mix of the NFC.

You know that, right? Right. They are. They're back. Hope Springs Eternal. Yeah. When Dan Campbell's quarterback throws five interceptions, he's gotcha right where he wants you. It's amazing. BYU staying undefeated with their Jewish quarterback the BYJU

Top five quarterback names Dan this would be their names if they were Jewish You ready? I don't know. I love this list. Oh, well I Bored store of David That's an O-L-I? Number five. Daryl Lahanica. Wait, it'd take your time with that one, Stu. Number four.

Ju Bledsoe. Number three. Bernie Kosher. Number two, Derek Kormitva. I mean, come on. Number one, Patrick Schlaholms. So close. Shalom.

How did I mess that one up brilliant perfectly that's how you miss it you skipped OLI Gardner menschew yeah I was I was terrified of it good job Taylor Matt Ryan looks like CBS. Does he not? He looks like what CBS thinks of as a young person. If you are living in England and hear a mysterious creaking sound in the air. Sorry about that. Yeah, timing a little flawed. Don't fret. It's only Manchester City's window finally coming to a close.

Really? Yes. Fret. That's it. Don't fret. The window is close. Taylor. The Bears had three quarterbacks to choose from,

and they somehow picked the wrong one. Bears are a playoff team with Drake May. Bears are a conference championship team with Bo Nix. Bears are a Super Bowl team with Jaden Daniels. Jessica just said in my ear that she has breaking news. Shane Waldron was fired. Oh really? Scapegoat. Well, not really. There's been two offensive coordinators fired this year. One is Shane Waldron, the current Bears OC, and one is Luke Getze,

last year's Bears OC. I haven't been watching enough Chicago football to say that that's coaching as opposed to four offensive linemen being out. Like, which is it? No, it's all of the above, yeah. and being out, like which is it? It's all of the above, yeah. Top five rookie quarterbacks. OLI, Caleb Williams. Number five, Spencer Rattler. Number four, Drake May. Number three, Bo Nicks.

Number two, the unknown of Michael Penick's and number one, Jaden Daniels. Here comes Winnipeg. What do you mean here? They're good. I've been here. Well, they lost one time this season. I have no idea, but that hockey team is good. Yeah. Yeah.

At least somebody called Jess is winning. Who's on that team? Name a jet. Al Winnipeg. Good contribution, Cody. Thank you. You really should do the Elvis there pointing fingers because you're so proud of your Al Winnipeg.

Perfect team for him to be on. Right, I mean... Stunning that they would draft him. You think that's why they drafted him? Probably. How many hockey players are there named Al? Al McGuinness, I mean. One of the all-time greats.

Al Arbor. Yeah. Good coach. Mm-hmm, great coach. Al Arbor. Yeah. Good coach. Great coach. Four cups. All-timer. You want to look up for me? Because I asked how many players were named Al,

and you gave me Al Arbor. When did Al Arbor? Give me Al McGuinness. Al Ovechkin. Give me Al. Al. Give me the life and times of Al Arbor, and when the last time was that he was relevant if you don't mind.

Al Arbor born in 1932 died in 2015. Yeah. Al Horford. Enjoyed a beautiful life in hockey. A hockey lifer. Real first name Alger. A-L-G-E-R. Shortened it huh? Yeah he did. Al Jefferson. Al Montoya. Al Horford why wait a minute why I was just gonna yell at Izzy for saying Al Horford when we're not doing basketball players and then you're not listening and then you go out doing observations I'm sorry Daniel Jones Brian Dayball why don't you go ahead and stay in Germany? Top five athletes, that canote Germany. Number five, Brock Berlin. Number four, Mia Hamm.

Number three, Taylor Heinecke. Number two, Mercedes Lewis. And number one, John Wiener. Schnitzel. Reggie Jackson. Ooh, Mr. October. Fest. If college games were determined by feistiness,

Georgia Tech would be undefeated. Dan, do you know what the U in the U stands for? I do not. Not undefeated. Mario Cristobal. the U. Dan, do you know what one? Yeah. You'll grab two. you're going to get the only LSU, do it against Alabama. Brian Kelly isn't cool enough for LSU. It's not. We're wasting Saturday nights in Death Valley on Brian Kelly.

Brian Kelly, James Franklin, and Lincoln Riley are all the same coach. LSU, bringing in a tiger from Florida because their tiger couldn't handle the crowd. You know what they say, Dan? If you have two tigers, you don't have one. We got to talk to McGill about that later. I felt bad for all tigers involved in that situation. All of that felt like cruelty. Especially Nussmeyer.

But we can all agree, if you're in need of a tiger, Florida is the place to go. I think we can agree with that. All right, good. The Jets have the same record as the Panthers. I hate them. What happened? I thought the Panthers were in the mix. They are.

And so are the Jets. I figured out a path for the Jets. We're back. Speaking of back, Russell Wilson. Welcome back to Canton. That team is good, Dan. Yeah, they are. Good coach, good defense.

That's why you go out and get a Russell Wilson. For the late game heart count. Jessica says that's the best way to end the game Wilson for the late game hard count. Jessica says that's the best way to end the game in sports. Better than the Hail Mary. Walk off hard count. Yeah, cause you leave with the smugness

of knowing that you were smarter than them at the end. It wasn't even better than them athletically, though you were that too. At the very end, the last thing is just a little poke in the eye that just, yeah, see I I'm smarter than you and I get to be that all week and people are going to remember that I was smarter than you it feels better than even being better than you every team in the NFL could have had Russell Wilson for free Mike Tomlin chess everyone else checkers I love a good airport magazine

I love a good airport magazine. Back of the seat airplane. Oh, okay. You know, gives you this. Oh, that's an airplane. You're an airplane magazine. You mean an airline magazine. An airline magazine. Skyball?

Yeah, you know, it shows all the doctors in the city that you're flying to in case you need heart surgery. Yeah. Top ten steak houses, crossword puzzles, all the good stuff. It's great, right? Yeah, it's fantastic. Outdates? Sudoku puzzle, whatever that's called. Oh, I love Sudoku.

Sudoku. I don't know why I said it like you said it. Huh. Where was I? You love the good magazines. I don't know where I was. Chest checkers, Air Force magazine. Every week I ask, which is the week Mike McCarthy is gonna get fired and every week it gets worse

What are they gonna fire the guy? I mean seriously Deon Sanders is waiting Yeah, wait for that to happen if you look up value the football in the dictionary You'll find a picture of the 2024 army football team you'll find a picture of the two thousand and twenty-four Congratulations to Lane Kiffin on the raise he's about to get for beating Georgia. Carson

Beck is playing his way out of the draft Kansas City with a second half. Shut out spags. You know what the essence spag stands for Dan? Shut up. You got it. Carolina versus Kansas. Couple of blue bloods. Cut it up. Taylor. I'd like you to start editing him. Believe it or not, there was a time when me, Dan, and I could name every far less attention. No doubt.

It doesn't really have to do with their fault that you're not paying as much attention. Bring back Bobby Knight. Watch it at college. No, don't bring him back. Let's throw metal chairs. He's dead. No, no need to bring him back.

That's why he's asking to bring him back. To life? That's what he was asking and I'm like, no, it's okay, it's gone. Was it the tournament expanding from 64 to 68 that did it to you? Like that 4X was like too many. Yeah, it's ridiculous playing games unnecessary You know what the L and Lionel Messi stands for L

Lost to a 9 seed good guess though. I Mean, I guess it is an L same in spirit. Yeah, I Didn't see the team from Miami choked that badly since the Canes did five hours earlier What a night it wasn't nights Miami hockey town Hockey team still very good Hockey team is hockey team is still excellent. I don't know if I'd say they're better than last year Indiana beating Michigan the rare trap game against the defending national champions.

Congratulations to Indiana for playing in its first ever trap game where they're not the trap. It is pretty amazing. Stugnaz has that exactly right. Put it on the poll, Jujuat Levitard show. Congratulations to Indiana for playing in their first ever trap game.

Yes or no, where they're not the trap. Where they're not the trap is important, yes. The Chargers, quietest six and three team in NFL history. Chiefs, Lions, Super Bowl, collision course. It's faint, very faint, but Bryce Young has a pulse. You're doing a lot with that Carolina victory. I'm very happy for Bryce. I'm really surprised at what you're doing.

A three-point overtime victory against the Giants, making its way a couple of times into the weekend observation. In Munich. How are we 10 weeks into the NFL season, and the Steelers haven't played a division game yet? How? It's ridiculous. How?

It's ridiculous. It's crazy. It is. What week is it? 12. 11. No division games. So stupid.

Army had a 21 play drive that lasted 13 minutes and 54 seconds. You know what that is, Dan? Chiefs football at the moment. Well, it's football. I hate that that's what they, they've turned the chiefs into Army. That's what's happened. It's all. It's football. It's football. It's football. It's football. It's football.

I hate that that's what they, they've turned the Chiefs into Army. That's what's happened. It's all 19 play drives for the Chiefs. Are you saying something is off? What are you saying? I'm just saying I don't like it. I just put the Chiefs in the Superbowl.

You heard that, right? Yes, I did. Okay. Todd Bowles, coaches to lose. Baker Mayfield, deserves better. Florida kicked a field goal down 42 to nothing. You can't kick that set of a field goal. It was fourth and goal from the five.

You can't do that just to put points on the board. You also can't give Napier an extension and then give them that extension under the umbrella that the team is playing really hard and they're feisty and they're going after it and they haven't given up on the season and then they give up on the season You can't do it. Why are they rehiring that guy joke?

Thank you If there's a will Dan Campbell is going to find a way Not properly observing Veterans Day Metal arc media should be ashamed of themselves. You know what the M in Metal Arc Media stands for, Dan? Not military. You know what the S in Stugat stands for, Dan? It stands for salute the troops.

That's what I was doing yesterday. Yeah. Mm-hmm, I thought you were here. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We should clarify, Napier signed a seven-year contract in 2021. Wow. He wasn't re-signed.

They're just saying they're not firing him. That's not the same. That's like re-signing though. That's not the same. He thought he was gonna be fired. It's like getting hired all over again. You made it sound like a contract extension that he wasn't fired.

You did make it sound like that. I did. You're right. But in his mind, it feels like he got hired again, right, for a second time, because he knows he should be fired. I mean, I don't believe that he feels today like he's been hired again. Deebo Samuel, pick on someone in your own tax bracket. Glad I traveled 2,363 miles to see the Jets suck. How am I doing? Alright guys, the seasons are changing, you know what that means, time to layer it up a little bit, change the wardrobe.

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Androgy, that's why you're good, man. I gotta tell you, I feel like her jumps, her vaults were better. She stuck the landing on both. She should have won the goal. The only reason she didn't is because her name is not Simone Biles. Your thoughts?

Stugats. No. This is the Don LeB Biles your thoughts. Stugats. No This is the Don LeVatar show with the Stugats Lily what were the highlights from your trip to Arizona? I've heard back reports from fans from sponsors from Charles Barkley I've heard that everybody had a good time there. What Barkley say I Was asking you about the highlights of everything. How was everything there? What did Barclays say to you guys?

I didn't talk to him. Sugat's talked to him. I felt bad for Charles Barclays because he seemed to be just doing Charles Barclays things and we kind of put a show in the middle of him doing his Charles Barclays thing. So like, I feel like he goes in and out of that DraftKings sports book regularly.

I mean, not to, you know, there's nothing wrong with that. I feel like that's just part of his routine. He goes there. Maybe. It sounded like you were judging it. It sounds. Not at all, no, he goes in there, plays the bet, goes play some golf, goes and cashes in,

and then moves on with the rest of his day, and he just kind of is a regular there, whatever. Just part of his routine, where now there's like all these cameras and all these people, and people wanted to take photos with him. So I did feel kind of bad for him, in that we kind of threw off his routine of sorts. I did as well, Dan. It's because all our fans are out there,

fans of the show, and Barkley's been a big part of the show, so he's getting mobbed, he's gonna get mobbed anyway, but he's getting mobbed by our fans. I think he walks into that regularly, as Billy pointed out, puts in his bets, walks away, plays golf, comes back, cashes in the tickets, no one bothers him. He's in and out. But we had a great time. That Giraffe King Sportsbook at Scottsdale, Arizona is phenomenal. And Smirnoff, we thank you for your continued support of the Dan LeBretard Show with Stugatsk

and God Bless Football. We had a blast. Dan, I'm telling you, you gotta come on one of these. You do because you'll see a lot of fans, they're so thankful and they just want to say hello and they just wanna say hello and they just wanna take a picture. And 20 years into this, I mean, it is a really nice feeling to be embraced by the fans the way Billy and I have been embraced at our two stops. Yeah, it was really nice.

I did do a fan dirty though and I apologize to said fan because we were excited, we were having a good time, party-like atmosphere and there was a fan there with a football, he was waving the football around, so I said, hey, toss me that football over there, and apparently security had told him to not throw that football earlier in the day. I did not know that that was the situation.

But. You didn't get someone kicked out of that party, did you? Well, I said, throw me the football, so he threw me the football, and then what do you do when someone throws you a football? You gotta throw it back, right? Even if you have this canopy over you. So I threw a football across and then what do you do when someone throws you a football? You got to throw it back, right? Even if you have like this like canopy over you So I threw a football across the draft king sportsbook

And then moments later security rushed over to that man and said you gotta go No throwing footballs inside the draft king sportsbook That's where you gotta like, you know wield your power a little bit there as the you know, you're a talent there Oh, I have no power He can stay hey, he's fine Now look so like if you see this video, we're playing a video here, the guy was pretty excited about it. I didn't notice there was an autograph on it.

I didn't know what the autograph was. I later found out Mikey A signed that football for him. He wanted me and Stugats to sign the football as well, but never got to talk to us because he got ejected, maybe because of me earlier in the day. Were you afraid when that left your hand that you had overthrown it a little bit and was going to hit one of the,

one of the, what were, are those, I couldn't tell in the background there. Those are betting machines. Are those slot machines or betting machines? No, that's where you place your picks, yeah. If you notice, I showed some good judgment and you see that that was over us there and I decided let me walk out past that

so I don't hit that because it was a small window. But yeah, got it over to the guy. You weren't afraid of an overthrow there when it left your hand because it looks like it sails a little bit this throw and it looks like that's the reason. No I put it where he could catch it. As you can see. Where only he could catch it. Yeah if you see the man walking towards him that seems to be glowing from the sunlight that is security looking to escort him out already for throwing the football so I had to get it in over his head to make

sure that our friend there number three caught it. That guy is ready to kick somebody out. Oh what a day for the bird gang let me tell you. What a city they embraced us like one of our own. Do you guys think that we should be asking Ron McGill because I think we're gonna make this a little bit sad if we start asking about the tiger and we start asking about Greg Cody's contention that horses love to horse race. And Greg Cody's contention that horses love to be on the highway going 90 miles an hour

in the back of a very small trailer. I'll go there with him. It depends how you present it. I feel like if Greg presents it properly, he'll agree with him. I feel like once you start leading the witness, Ronald then starts siding with you guys. Oh, no. I'll let Greg Cody lead that. Lucy, do you have any opinions on either one of these things?

I know you have an opinion on the Tiger and the crossing of state lines and just how spooked the Tigers were in general by 90,000 people who smell like whiskey, but beyond that horse racing also seems like something. I know he's gonna defend it because he's a horse owner now. Comley's a big winner overseas, but he's alleging continually that the horse enjoys driving on the highway in that small trailer at 90 miles an hour. It's a horse owner.

It definitely doesn't, however, my mom is a horse girl. So she, yeah, so I do have it in my blood a little bit. She showed horses professionally, which is different a horse girl. So she, yeah, so I do have it in my blood a little bit. She showed horses professionally. Which is different than horse racing. That's just like, look how pretty my horse is. She's not horsing around. She's not horsing around. But yeah, she was a horse girl.

That's actually kind of a bad trait to have. Being a horse girl is out. I don't know if that's why my parents are divorced, but it's probably part of it. What? Jessica and I winced at that. divorce but it's probably part of it. Jessica and I winced at that. You made both of us wince with a horsing around joke.

No, it's a good line. Thank you, Graeme. Well, that's a bad ally. That's a great ally to have. The only ally I want. That is a terrible ally to have. The horsing around joke. Jessica and I reacted the same way on our faces if you'd hit us in the face with a flounder,

a wet flounder, a wet living flounder. Leeman's dad did that once. He hit one of our friends in the face with a flounder. He wasn't horsing around. That's really nice. What happened? We were, Leeman and his dad, they're big fish people, they love going fishing, and we went on a fishing trip,

and one of our friends didn't really wanna touch the fish, he didn't wanna bait the hook, he didn't really want to be involved, but he wanted to enjoy being on the water. So when they caught a fish, Lehman's dad took it and slapped him in the face with it. For not being enough of an outdoorsman, for being fish, just generally fishing squeamish. Exactly, and I don't think that it cured him.

I think he deserved it though. I think if you go out on the boat and you're not willing to participate in anything anything you deserve a flounder to the face I don't know. I fish are kind of slimy and yucky I know but you got to participate in something you're with you're you're with You're a group of friends a sense of community Ron McGill has told us that he's eaten all sorts of things with indigenous people and whatnot because he's got to just be polite That's not the same if you go out on a boat, I believe it is the same thing.

If you go out. You think it's the same thing? Yes, if you go out on a boat with, if you go out on a boat with fishermen who have treated you and are hosting you, you have to participate in something. It can't just be that you're disgusted by, everything's too slimy for you.

You got to participate in something. Yes, that's the hell of it My experience with boaters as they invite invite me along just to keep my share of the fish What do you mean? So like if you go to like lobster like mini season we're like, yeah you want to come and then it's like because you're only Allowed a certain number per person. So I'm just a number to the people that invited people are catching a lot of lobster. They just bring me on so then I'm ahead so they can get more and then like thank you for your service now you can go now and I don't get any of what my share was. If you're not actually taking part or touching the fish what are you doing?

You're just standing there bopping around. You can get some sun. You can get a public sub anywhere. You don't have to eat it on the boat. You can't get a public sub anywhere. You don't have to eat it on the boat. You gotta touch the fish. You can't get a public sub anywhere. Yeah, but that's true, first of all. But also, going out on the fishing boat is like an event. It costs a lot of money. You plan for it for a while. You gotta get all your stuff together.

Everyone kinda does their part. Everyone brings a cooler on board. But you should be okay with getting smacked in the face with a fish if you don't touch the fish. My dad's done the role of being the useless guy on the fishing trip. No. Does nothing with the hook and just kinda the useless guy on the fishing trip. No. Does nothing with the hook and just kind of like.

I have a hard time believing that. Crushes Miller lights. I don't like baiting a hook. That's what I'm saying. You go on the fishing trip, you crush Miller lights. Yeah. I don't like baiting a hook or taking a fish off the hook. Yeah.

What do you like? What part? Eating the fish. The beer, the beer. The beer. The beer. The drinking of the Miller lights. I like eating a fish. In Greg's defense, when you're on a boat,

everyone has a role. And the people whose roles you don't know are the ones doing it best. The ones whose roles you know are the showy ones that are just trying to do it for appearance. Greg served a purpose on that boat, but he wasn't showy about it. He did his job.

When you're salt life, you don't feel like you need to show off. Exactly right. You know. He's right about that. You do need a fishing vibe, you need someone that's gonna do the music, someone that's gonna make sure everyone has a drink.

In charge of safety. Did everyone make it back alive? Greg did his job. Lucy, how are you? Good question, Billy, good question. Lucy, you are how on a boat? As I've gotten older, which this is embarrassing, I've started to get like more motion sick when I do stuff,

which has really kind of been tough for me. I haven't been on a boat in a long time. I'm not going fishing ever. That's not my personality type. Well, this is funny that you shouldn't mention this because the last time I was on a boat, I had a similar shame come upon me. It was actually, you know, spreading some remains at sea

and with some people who looked like the sea, like people who had leather, leather, just in general, Jack, as look, he looked, Jack, the Captain Jack looked more like the sea than anyone I've ever seen at sea, and he's just handing me limes because I'm turning green and evidently limes help somewhat with sea sickness and scurvy.

And so I embarrassed myself the last time I was at sea. Actually, you guys make fun of me. This is a true story. Didn't you own a boat? I did, but I didn't. Was this like a Big Lebowski ashes situation or? No, I didn't throw any of the ashes and they didn't end up back in my face like John Goodman.

No. But I actually, you made fun of me earlier in the show about Jeeves and my butler. Sea sickness is so horrible that one time when I went out to Catalina Island one time on a boat and got so sick throwing up into a bag and stuff that I took a helicopter back. That I just, I'm just like, I am absolutely not getting

on a boat again. And feeling like that, yes, agreed, yes. I just had a helicopter on speed dial, like come get me. His helicopter. Come get me please, helicopter. Poor Elise, getting fighting day in a helicopter. Are you just sick on boats or is it other things because my aunt she gets like really bad like motion sickness She can't go to IMAX movies cuz she'll throw up. It's so bad

I this is only happened to me a couple of times But I would wish seasickness on no one like I'm I'm telling you one of the scariest things on television for me any form Of entertainment is deadly as catch like everything happened. I saw a video the other day of one of these cruise ships it was at like a 45 degree angle and things were just falling down it's one of my great horrors where I'm like oh my god no to be in the middle of something as vast as the ocean and have no control over the vessel I'm in Dan did you see triangle of sadness because if not you really need to watch that movie is that the the one that makes fun of the rich?

Isn't that... There is like a 10-minute long scene of people just vomiting and shitting in the middle of that movie that is one of the funniest things that I've ever seen. I think you would really enjoy it. A triangle of sadness. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show, does Dan enjoy a triangle of sadness?

Would Dan really enjoy a triangle of sadness? Didn't McKay have something to do with that? Didn't he executive produce that one or something like it? I don't know, did he? Sounds like a basic thing. It seems like something he would produce. Either that or isn't there a movie called Menu or something like that?

Oh, the Menu, that's a very, very similar sort of socioeconomic commentary being made, but a sort of separate genre of film. Have none of you been C-sec? Have none of you? I get car-sick, I don't get C-sec. I get car-sick too. Oh my god, my Uber driver last night,

do, do, do, I thought I was gonna throw up, it's horrible. But Lucy, I only get car-sick in the back seat of cars. Me too! It's crazy. Same! It's probably because you're on your phone the whole time, you gotta focus on the horizon. No, that's not why. It's because the backseat of cars are the bumpiest rides in like 90% of cars. You just get jostled around. You feel every single bump on the road and it makes you feel like you're gonna throw up all over yourself. Put it on the pole,

Juju. Do you ever get motion sick in the front of the car? Is that unique to the back of the car? Lucy, what was happening in the car? Are you saying you're moving around a lot or there was like a nightclub base in the car? No, he was just start, stop, start, stop. And it was like he would slam on the brakes every single time, so it wouldn't be casual. Even if he was like inching up,

he'd really hit the brakes. Do you give that person a poor rating? I never give anyone a rating ever. Unless it's like a really, unless it's like a really, really great like ride, I never give ratings, especially because like, I think it's just in my brain where I'm like, they probably had a really bad day.

And that's why he was slamming on his brakes really hard, even though those aren't correlated at all. But I never give ratings, unless it was like a really wonderful experience. Why do you, you're actively abstaining from giving anyone any kind of feedback. Honestly, truly the reasoning behind it is I get out of that Uber and then I forget

every single thing that happened to me over the last 30 minutes. Stan, have you accidentally ever gotten into one of those party Ubers where there are lights and dances and smoke? How are those legal? Yeah, that's a good question. I've thought that in Miami.

I have enjoyed that though. I enjoy when all of a sudden. Were you just going to work? Well no, I'm coming home late at night from Fort Lauderdale and next thing I know there are lights and everything and it's a distinctly Miami car and distinctly Miami music and it's ridiculous. You gotta be ready for those. Like you can't just not expect one of those and then get a party in the car.

Right. It's a bit of a surprise but I'm not gonna, I know my general temperament doesn't give off that I would be in the mood for something. That you would roll with it. Something like that. But it was such a delightful surprise to see. My helicopter does not have this much music. Get me out of here. Elise, immediately get me a helicopter that has these base capabilities. Elise, I need a chopper. Season's greetings, podcast audience. It's Mike Ryan, and now is that time of year where you start hosting your family gatherings, be it Thanksgiving, be it the upcoming holiday season.

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