The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Quiet on Set

Episode Date: March 28, 2024

Warning: this hour contains discussion of sexual assault and sexual violence. The first segment discusses the Documentary "Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV" about the behind the scenes and trauma children faced at Nickelodeon. If you or a loved one has been the victim of sexual assault, you are not alone. Call the Sexual Assault hotline at 1-800-656-4673. Then, a discussion on the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight leads us to Mike Tyson's new edible line and the time Amin saw Mike Tyson at a bar and his life flashed before his eyes. Plus, Jeremy's Top 5 Losing Your Ear Moments, elevator banter, and the ups and downs of the NBA standings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Jersey City, New Jersey, please drink responsibly. Welcome to the Big Sewy! Presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBattard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. Today's episode of The Dan LeBattard Show with Stu Gatze is brought to you by Peloton. We welcome all of our viewers on Max, and if you have Max and you're watching us right now, I encourage all of you to watch the docu-series Quiet On Set. It's a docu-series about some real tawdry stuff happening involving children and...

Fame. Fame and... The dirty side of the business. The dirty side of the business, sex as always, within Nickelodeon and Nickelodeon's kind of heyday years of all that and this. Amanda Show. The Amanda Show.

Drake and Josh. Drake and Josh, is it Sweet Life with Zack and Cody? It's Zoey 101, Sweet Life with Disney. Oh, I'm sorry, iCarly, that's another one. So all of these shows were show run by this guy named Dan Schneider and Dan Schneider by all accounts is a real piece of shit. Was he a piece of shit on head of the class? They talk about that they talk I did not. That's how you got to start. That's how you got to start and I

didn't know I'd never put two and two together I remember the fat guy on head of the class and Then I've seen like the Dan Schneider stuff in recent years that people say that's not as an awful person Whatever I never put two and two that together. That's who he was Well, everybody was everybody noticed Robin Givens. They never noticed a fat guy Is there more vilified name than the name Dan Schneider? Like just as a villain named in the name Dan Schneider. What are the odds, man? People named Dan. Like just as a villain? Right, with the Washington commanders.

Dan Schneider, Dan Schneider. Wow. There's gotta be some Dan Schneiders out there like, oh come on, I'm a good guy. Let's pronounce Schneider. Get him out of here, get him out of here. No, I'm good. Get him out of here.

Come on, man, I'm just trying. It's a hat trick today, here. No, I'm good. Come on, man. It's a hat trick today, man. Go quickly enough, you might come back, we're still talking about it. But, um, the, the, the, what was the, for, Tony, let me start with you. What was the most, like, damning thing that you saw in this time? It has, it has to be the Brian Peck, Drake, Bell... It's insane....situation. It has to be the Brian Peck, Drake, Bell situation. What happened?

For those of you that haven't watched, Brian Peck was a acting coach, linguist coach that was on the set of a bunch of different Nickelodeon shows. And there were some red flags that were brought up about him throughout the run, his tenure on shows. And then it really started with Drake's dad, who was his manager at the time. And he was like, hey, there's something up about this guy.

I don't know. He gives me a bad vibe. He's just too involved with Drake. I don't like this too much. And too touchy. Right. And they tried to hide it with saying that he was gay, as if that was an excuse to like be overly touchy

Right so when when things start happening He drives Brian Peck the the acting coach kind of drives a wedge between Drake his dad his parents are divorced He starts talking to the mom and like hey the dad's not doing a good job for his career He's taking money. He's doing whatever so he drives that wedge and then he be he basically steps in as Hey, I'll take Drake cuz he lives an hour away from the studio. Hey, I'll take, hey, I'll take Drake, because he lives an hour away from the studio, hey, I'll take him here, I'll take him there, we'll go to Disneyland.

A lot of weird things don't happen. We'll run lines at my house. Right. And Drake's dad was like, he told the mom, hey, under no circumstances, Drake allowed to be with this guy by himself. Period, full stop, whatsoever. And I guess the mom, not really present.

Well, there was a tension also between them. Obviously they were divorced, so there was a tension. So they weren't on the best of terms, so she kinda disregarded whatever the dad said. Because again, the acting coach is telling her and telling everybody the dad's bad for the kid's career. You gotta put your child ahead of all that pettiness though. But in her mind, she's already primed to not trust or believe the dad. So now here comes this person who

works in the business who says you care about your child, you care about your child's career, well this guy right here, the dad, he's messing it all up. And so anything he says is automatically taken as oh man you're just salty because we're successful without you. And so, I'm not gonna give away the details as you want. He really doesn't go into detail either. When you, this is the first time he's talked, yes, but it's not the first time, it's the first time ever he's spoken about it publicly

about the assault, about all the things that happened to him, but he doesn't really go into detail of what happens, right? He just says, hey, whatever the worst things imaginable are, that's what I went through. Which is enough. Right, right. There's actually been an addendum here because they're gonna come out with a fifth episode

where Drake's gonna talk more about certain things or whatever, but it's another interview with Drake Bell. So that was really bad. And again, this is on Max. It's called Quiet on the Set, right? You should all watch it, for sure. That's kinda like the subplot though. Yeah, that's one of, yeah.

Cause Dan Schneider created this atmosphere where it was cool for anyone to try anything. And when you say, oh, how does he do that? I'll give you another example. And I thought this was the most egregious one. There's a production assistant, right? And he's the guy that when the kids show up with their parents, he's like, he takes the kids to the green room, whatever, he takes the parents

over here and he keeps them company. And everyone's like, Oh, what a nice guy. What a nice guy. And so one of the moms who's on the documentary says her daughter exchanges emails with the guy because it's like, Oh, and he's telling them this is what we're doing on the show. And it's a very kind of like innocent thing. And then one day, her daughter's crying. And what happened is Jason emailed me, and he sent her basically dick pics. Not just dick pics, like full body of him rubbing it out.

Yeah. Dog. This made my skin boil. No, no, Juju, that's not the worst part. Listen to the worst part. So she gets worried about like, you know. She's also nine years old. Yeah.

That's, I'm gonna put that on there. She's nine years old. The girl is nine years old. Juju, listen to the worst part. So the mom thinks about, should we report it? And then doesn't report it. But then it happens with someone else and it comes out and when they do the background check,

this MF'er is a multiple time offender sexual predator on the registered sexual offender list. And he was hired to work on a children's show. Multiple people on sexual offenders list and he was hired to work on a children's show. What multiple people on sexual offenders list. They had more than one guy who was an RSO working at a children's network on a children's show. It's insane. No background checks in there. But you're ruining kids. You ruin like, this is so disgusting.

Like I'm not going to say too much because this is, this is beyond. But you're ruining kids' lives. This is so disgusting. I'm not gonna say too much, because this is beyond me right here. It's the worst of humanity. It is the worst of humanity, someone who would do this to children. I'm trying to remember, do one of y'all have a spouse who's a teacher?

Nobody here, okay. So in order to be a teacher, right? Public school, private school, no. You have to, obviously, do all the tests or whatever, but then they fingerprint you. They do background checks. In order to be around children in a scenario where there is no privacy, like it's a very public thing,

you gotta do all of these background checks and fingerprinting and you gotta be in a database. Dude, for coaching high school baseball. I coached high school baseball. Every year I had to go to the city, get fingerprinted, do another background check. Yeah, they're good about that stuff. And this is for activities that happen

within daylight hours, right? Again, in front of a bunch of other adults and other people. These people here were employed to work on a children's show at a children's network and had already all this past stuff by the way the acting coach that Tony was talking about so he gets caught he goes to court at sentencing he has all of these people Hollywood people famous people coming up and saying he's a good dude, don't give him too much,

he's been through under a lot of stress, a lot of stress to sexually assault a child repeatedly, cause it wasn't the one time, it wasn't twice. It was multiple times. The way it got out basically was Drake was dating some girl and when he started dating the girl, he was staying at her house a lot, like anything so I don't go over to that dude's house and so the mom of the girl was like hey man what's like cuz the dude started calling

him say hey man we're supposed to go to Disneyland and Drake was like yeah I kind of got caught up yeah I can't go today and so the dude started blowing his phone up and the mom noticed the mom was like not only that he he stopped calling the cell phone started calling the house phone that he was mom noticed the mom was not only that he he stopped calling the cell phone started calling the house the house phone that he was at with the mom's house so the phones just ringing off the hook off the hook off the hook and the mom was just like what yeah like a 50 year old man does not call a 16 year old boy like this 40 times this is the behaviors like people who are dating the part that is so sad and disheartening is that

this is all because Dan Schneider made a ton of money for Nickelodeon, that this behavior was allowed to happen. Right, so you talk about teachers or coaches at a high school or what have you where there's all this background and all of this stuff done to make sure,'s because those aren't like majorly profitable businesses for other people. Dan Schneider who had this horrible, I mean some of this stuff kind of seeped into the content as well which we haven't even really talked about that within some of these shows there are some clips that are now contextualized.

It's adult content that's made for kids. Yeah, I mean you could look at, there's adult content that's made for kids. Yeah, I mean, you could look at, there's a clip that's circulated with Ariana Grande, who on her own has been through enough since Nickelodeon, right? And some of the stuff that Dan Schneider had her doing with, and what's weird, or not weird, but on Twitter and elsewhere,

and I'm sort of like a child of watching these shows, right? Like these were, Drake and Josh is still like, still one of my favorite shows ever. Like I would still say that for years. And for a long time, people have been talking about like, Dan Schneider, do you have like a foot fetish? Cause there's weird stuff with that. And, and, but what's come out now

about what was really going on on these sets is just, it's heartbreaking, and at the end of the day, the reason that all of this was allowed to go on is because the people who made money were perfectly okay turning a blind eye. But this is the part I don't get. Dan Schneider, you gonna hook up your boys. You can't hook up your boys who aren't registered sex offenders?

Like, those are the ones. But look at his own behavior. But even his own behavior, deplorable, like the guys that he had on staff were crossing way past the most deplorable things that Dan Schneider do. I'm not trying to defend him, I'm just saying like. No, you're right. He had no shame, that's what it is.

He thought he could do whatever he wanted to. Yeah, that's exactly right. That's disgusting. That's horrible. Juju, I'm telling you, they were, he would write stuff, and the other writers are like, bro, like what? And he's like, no, no, man, but don't tell anybody.

That's why we do it. It's funny, dude, it's funny. It's funny, it's funny. Like the inside joke among us is that this is actually a sexual joke, but we don't need to tell them. And the reality is, all those shows, I don't know if you guys know this, but network shows, you have to go through

standards and practices. There's a department that watches everything and says yes or no. It's the reason why, like Chappelle's show, a lot of those jokes are worded a certain way because he's like, they wouldn't let us say this. Chappelle has a standard, he's like, they had no problem with us saying the N word,

but I couldn't use these other slurs like why these other slurs Radioactive, but this one's okay, and the reason I mean it's and by the way that's the same company Viacom Like there's people sitting here who are seeing this who watching is who watching Jamie Lynn Spears Get squirted in the face So obvious a reference that the other young boys on the set, the teenagers are like, oh, it's a cum shot. And the actresses in the scene were like, didn't know what that meant.

Like, it's so obvious. They had Ariana Grande like, put her foot in her mouth. All types of stuff that's just deplorable. And this dude got away with it forever. Watch it, it's on max right now, quiet on the set. Don LeBattard. Again, started on the breakfast flan. Oh man, I've been singing the song to myself all morning while I'm...

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Da da da da da da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da This is the Don LeBretard Show with the StuGards. ["The Stugarts Show Theme"] So the big fight coming up Tyson versus Paul I still don't know which one is it Logan or Jake? Jake. People do that I feel like most people know. I don't know. It's Jake. Jake okay. All right I mean I don't know I'm sorry I know I because they both try they both doing it right that's a problem and they look the same and they look like you know They don't look the same. They don't like they're not twins

But they look similar enough where it's like I can't I can't put place the name to the right one I just feel like hey man. Hey Logan go find some other stick Jake is the one that that has like the bigger draws right Logan go do something else go go play hockey I think Logan started boxing first, right? Didn't all the KSI stuff happen before Jake got into it? I think Jake kind of followed his brother into it, but is better than his brother, so that's why. Got it.

Okay, well then guess what? You just got, you got rolled. You got rolled, man, it happens to us. Go find some new. But anyways, we got the big fight coming between these two. I still, I'm torn between saying that, look, Mike Tyson, for him to do this, he must be needing the money.

And if he needs the money, he must, like one might imagine that he'd be all right taking a fall, right? On the other hand, I have to believe that if Mike Tyson snaps, even knowing like what the deal is, if he does the Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction and just snaps, he will kill this guy.

One hit from Mike Tyson can stop your heart, for sure. I don't know where to go with this. Is it, cause he's 50. You brought up the subject. No, I mean, I'm talking about, I'm not talking about like the subject. I, I know I mean I'm talking about not talk about like the subject I don't know where to go with this fight because on the one hand Mike Tyson is 57 Somewhere in that it's a lose-lose for Jake Paul. No, no

Like if you knock out Mike Tyson, he looks really old Like you just know it's not a lose-lose for it's a win. Paul's a big favorite It's a win win for Jake.. So the odds are telling you that Jake, this is not going to end well for Mike Tyson. Guys, it's a win for everybody. This is a win for everybody, including Netflix, including Mike Tyson, including Jake Paul. I already ordered it.

There is no way to lose. Even if you lose, hey, I'm 57 years old. Yeah, you're gonna beat me, okay? If Jake Paul loses, hey, it's Mike Tyson. My bad, like the greatest fighter of all time. Like, everybody wins, everybody's making hundreds of millions of dollars, everybody's happy. If Jake Paul, Nate Rob, Nate Robinson's,

Mike Tyson's, that is not, like everyone's gonna be like this old man, you just like almost like, I just feel like it's not a great look. Elder abuse. I'm gonna tell you right now, first of all, he ain't going Nate Robinson, Mike Tyson. No, no. Mike Tyson.

The odds? Mike Tyson knows what he's doing in a boxing ring. That's like, regardless of how old he is, he knows what he's doing in a boxing ring. Nate Robinson did it. Nate Robinson went out there to fight and- A guy in a different weight class, by the way. Yeah, that's the other part of it.

But more importantly, there is a loser in this, right? There is a loser in this. And it's not Mike Tyson because I believe Mike Tyson, based on everything he's said, he's disassociated, like he doesn't care. Like reputation means nothing to him at this point. It's like, he almost like, I don't, he talks about not wanting to be that guy anymore.

And then in him talking like that, he says, I kinda miss it or whatever, and I'm like, yeah. Once it starts hitting those heavy bags, all of a sudden. That guy starts to come back out. So there is a loser, and that loser is Jake Paul, and I'm not talking about him winning or losing the fight, I'm talking about if Mike snaps

and hits him one time really, really hard in the face. Like you might win the fight, you might got paid $50 million, whatever, hits him one time really, really hard in the face. Like you might win the fight, you might got paid $50 million or whatever, but I cannot believe you will walk away with your boyish good looks after Mike Tyson hits you. He'll be Mickey Rock after this. The losers here are the boxers that have been grinding at this

and are like professionals that no one knows and can't sell any fights so they don't make money. Like those are the people that have dedicated their life to boxing. You're saying the sport of boxing is the losers. Yeah, I'm saying the boxers that have been grinding at this for 15 years and never made a lot of money, then they hate Jake Paul, they just resent.

I'm not saying they hate him. Sure, but that's like anybody who's, a guy who's in the G League trying to make it in the NBA. Yeah, but Jake Paul, because of his social media falling, skipped the line, essentially. Well, he didn't skip the line, because first Jake Paul, because of his social media falling, like skipped the line, essentially. Well, he didn't skip the line, because first of all, none of his fights are sanctioned. We start there, they're not sanctioned, any of them.

Number two, I think Mike Tyson might be the first actual boxer he's boxing. Everyone he's fought has been like- No, I think his last couple have been against guys you've never heard of. Actual boxers? Yeah, boxers. Tommy Fury, yeah, but like- Even before, I think his last fight was some love Island guy who was a box guy

The guy from low Island is agree. He was a tomato can the last guy. I think tomato can there It is a tomato can but to went to that point. I mean like It's it's like getting in the in the water with the great white shark. Even if you have a cage, right? You're like at some point this this shark again Not what he used to be, but if he just gets one good bite into that cage, I've got an issue. You know what it is? It's even better.

It's Siegfried and Roy. And the tiger went tiger. Yes, the tiger. He's, oh, he's like a little kitty cat. Oh, he's on his back. He's so old. And then at one point, the tiger is just like, I'm a fucking tiger.

Wait a second. This is the easiest thing to bet to bet though because obviously everyone's rooting for Mike Tyson. He's a huge underdog So you get what are the lines right now right now? I'm seeing my I'm seeing Jake Paul minus 360. It's actually gone down I'm seeing Mike. Yeah, I'm seeing Mike Tyson plus 300 so that Jake minus 500, right? So it has it's it's moved to the middle a little bit, but. Because they're trying to get people to bet. Like you start with one thing, and then as the bets start to run. But I would feel like the public would be on Tyson already.

So the fact that they're giving this money on him makes you feel like he's not going to win this fight. As much as you guys kind of keep holding out this, he's still Tyson. Like if he was, if they thought it was gonna be close, he would be favored because isn't the public gonna wanna bet with Mike Tyson on this? I feel like they would be making his odds lesser.

I just feel like, I don't know, man. I watched Mike workout videos and stuff and I'm like. Those 30 second little isolated clips, yeah, but he probably gets gassed. Yeah, but that's all you need. That's all you need though. Make no hit back. Okay, also can take hit a lot better than human being. That's all you need. That's all you need though. Make no hit back. Okay.

Also, can take hit a lot better than human being. When he was 30. I'm not talking about the videos when he was 30. I'm talking about him gray hair and a beard bald head. Like this is how I just exercise on a daily basis. The Danandleke Buz on Boston. Exactly right. Hey, I bet you won't say nothing too about it though.

Yeah, well. It's crazy. Exactly right. Hey, I bet you won't say nothing about it It's crazy I can't who else out here at that age still inspires fear in human beings like we're still scared of Mike Tyson like even though Lewis like I wanted like Michael Jordan be funny He was still releasing videos where it's like you see like a working 15 second clip of like my man could still play So don't say that yeah, it's not you see like a 15 second clip of like my man can still play don't get all see that yeah Stone Cold Steve Austin still stunning people Vladimir Putin very hockey player no what I will say what I will say about Tyson is his arc right of his Q rating was so down in the early 2000s the face tattoo him not showing up to the fight all the legal trouble he's been in and then

after it almost feels like The turn for Mike Tyson being in the good graces of everybody in pop culture again was a hangover It was absolutely it was like oh wait a second Mike Tyson because that's it because he had been Off the radar for a while at that point legal troubles the fight all that Yeah, yeah, a bunch of stuff, but then like also kind of disappeared And so I don't know, if you guys remember watching it in the theater, I watched it in the theater and the moment they walk in and it's like everyone's kind of strewn about and you hear Phil Collins

playing and then Mike Tyson comes out and punches my man in the face which again Wow Was like there's no way at Helms would be alive if he actually hit him like it helps It would have been RIP at Helms at that point To be a guy an actor in that scene and so okay, then Mike Tyson's gonna pretend to hit you Pretend right pretend Pretend how do you know he doesn't have like like an acid trip in that moment and just like that happened Jake Gyllenhaal in in the Roadhouse movie Conor McGregor actually smacks him because Conor is not an actor

he's not like I'm gonna miss this guy on purpose I think he punched the shit out of Jake Gyllenhaal. Taylor Swift fans rejoice. I'm surprised. I've told you guys this story before, I'm gonna tell it again. I met Mike Tyson four times in my life and every time was completely different. But one of those times, it was in a bar in Scottsdale, a very crowded bar. Think of like Bottle Blonde here,

but like in Scottsdale. RIP. And I'm walking, is it done? Oh man. I think so, yeah. All right, anyway, walking through the crowd, right? And it's crowded and I got a drink in my hand. And you know, when it's crowded,

you know, people just be bumping into you. And so somebody backed into me, bumped into me. My drink went like this, and it splashed all over the back of somebody. And then somebody turned around, and it was Mike Tyson. And all of a sudden sudden this crowded ass bar, everybody was gone. It was just nothing but space and opportunity, so to speak.

And I'm staring at him and he's short. I don't know if people realize this, Mike Tyson isn't tall. He's like five nine maybe. So he's short and I'm looking down at him and he's looking at me and them eyes are like burning holes. And this was his tattoos face tattoo is still fresh like it was still new the black light was hitting

off of it and it was glowing in the dark and I was like holy shit I'm going to die right now and so my mind is just racing what can I say what can I do to like diffuse the situation and something in my head said I mean I read somewhere that Mike Tyson is a Muslim So I said, oh like greenie. I don't like like green. I said, salaam alaikum brother and I had my hand out like and with the big dog. Yeah I was like, huh and he dapped me up and then pulled me close fast And I was like, ah! Like, literally, I'm pretty sure my body was like this.

Body forward. It was the Jeremy? Limbs back. Yeah, me falling back when Billy tackled me. And I like zoomed into him and he held me close and his mouth got right by my ear. And he said, I like him so long, brother. But it was so close that I thought

he was gonna bite my ear. So my response was, ah! I just kinda jumped away. And then he released, and then I just scurried off into the night. And I bring it up because now Mike Tyson, who's in the edible game in the THC Gummies, has come out with Mike Tyson's Mike bites and

they're shaped like ears. Wow. Looks like they taste good. They look delicious. I think I'll add to it. Just send some to the studio. What is that? Snoshberries? Tyson Mike bites. I just I'm a little uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable, dog. I just, there's something. I see the flavor is black eyeberry. Black eyeberry? You get it? I feel like if I take that, he'd come out the door and whoop my ass.

Just like, just. Just like, okay, I'll give it a try. Next thing you know, it's a black eyeberry. What'd you think this was? He's gonna kill this kid. I'm putting my name on it. He's gonna, he's going to, no. Everyone in your age bracket thinks that.

He's going to- Yeah, absolutely. Like Dan the other day went on like a, he was just like, he doesn't have a chance. I don't care how old. Chris, I'm gonna say it like this. It's two possibilities. One, he murders him.

Two- He runs in the card. No, he takes a dive. Dude, but we've- He takes a dive. I mean, what we've... He takes a dive. I mean, what we've learned, if anything, recently is money talks, okay? I feel like if they...

He's a huge underdog. Can Jake Paul legitimately win? Not taking a dive. Can he legitimately win? Yeah. Juju. I don't think so. I think it's gonna be a body shot from this world.

Chris. I think he can. He's old. Roy? Tyson's winning. there you have it what about me Don LeBattard I mean they used to call me Chris karaoke Stu guts that back row is bringing it today this is the Don LeBattard Show with the StuGards.

["The Stugarts Show Theme"] Strangely enough, going off that conversation, I've had in my notes for several months because of a conversation that was happening about the time. Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfield's ear. You made this top five then? Yeah. Top five losing your ear moments in world history.

Okay. So, we have a top five if we want to do it. I want to know when you wrote this. I'm confused. You made it seem like you just wrote it after Tyson bit Holyfield's ear off. No, no, this was written, no, no, no. This was written, we were having a conversation on the show

probably three or four months ago about Tyson biting off Evander Holyfield's ear. I like it better. He did it when you were six. Yeah, it's like one day I'll be one day. I'll have use for this. They're not good, but do you want to hear them? Yeah the fanfare ready? Yep, okay. Okay, so number five the war of Jennifer's ear War from like 1700s when a little girl lost her ear. Some exposition. They had a war over it. They started a war over a little girl losing her ear.

Number four, when Mark Anthony said, lend me your ear. No, not Mark Anthony the singer. Nope, Mark Anthony. Yeah, there you go. Number three, Fred Weasley in Harry Potter If you didn't if you didn't shed a tear a fictional what you didn't shed a tear What you saw red lose gonna need you to bring this list home. I wasn't I wasn't paying attention number two van go Off his ear by the way Van Gogh okay incredible and number. And number one? Number one, Evander Holyfield. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa He sent a punch to this brother's ear and it almost came to hell out for that was a nasty Also Peter in the Garden of Gethsemane cut off the soldiers here that is just put it back on there you go So, you know also I'm Jewish then go to the penalty box. Oh

Send me to the penalty box My shit this months ago you had months to tinker and streamline and make it better and add even my real dad Goodness and Brero Why does cauliflower ear happen build up of blood in the ear that doesn't have anywhere to go because it's so high up on like the body that the Is there like a progression to it or do you just wake up one day and it's fully there? No, no, there's a progression to you can see guys in the UFC You can see guys in boxing and wrestling or whatever that have the formation of it

But then there's guys like Dustin Poirier if you look at Dustin Poirier's ears are basically almost closed Yeah, constant rubbing of the ear on the mat, right? Yeah that Wow, really? Hit phone type of situations Rubbing on the mat it's Grit of death punishment you have to rub your ear on a mat until you get Steve Oh Steve Oh tried to give himself Cauliflower ear look at that if you look at Dustin Poirier's ears basically almost closed, but let's see if that's a hurt Right does that feel good? Right you don't have any feeling at that yet. It's cartilage right? Yeah, that's what the ears And is that something that it will just go back you came in is that forever?

Yeah, you think of Dustin Poirier with all the money that he's made in the USC Would have reversed that to me that looks like swelling that if you don't wrestle for six months it might start to look better So it's just gonna look like that forever. No so no drainage on their ear jobs Like you get an ear job if you have that if you have to ask you can't afford it, buddy Yeah, I feel like LeBron would have found the the cure to being bald or balding so so I know I have I know what happened to LeBron LeBron Did the procedure before they got good if LeBron had waited a little bit longer? But then he would have had to look a lot crazier a lot sooner But if he had waited till turkey came around LeBron had waited a little bit longer, but then he would have had to look a lot crazier a lot sooner, but if he had waited

till Turkey came around, LeBron would have like. Right, it's like the VBL, it's like the iPhone 1 VBL. Absolutely. Somebody in women was getting cement put in them. Absolutely, they had caulk. Hey, you know what? And the arm, what? I'm just saying, that's what was happening back there.

But yeah, man, it's just one of those things were like your need for the technology was a little too fast for the technology They wait just a little bit longer We're fine. You have my boy looking crazy out here as I do you wanted LeBron looking crazy? I mean I like he tried cutting it low that one summer you guys remember and he took the picture and then everybody roasted I mean, I think I'm gonna rap video. He was rapping the guy from Detroit. What Eminem it was T Grizzly. Oh, it's T Grizzly. First day out T Grizzly Good jazz, I guess you know Guys, I got a question for you. What's that? I mean, I'm in the elevator the other day and

A couple of people get on the elevator with me and we're going down. I'm going. Is this one of these modern day elevators? I don't like elevators nowadays. It's an elevator right here in the Elcer. The ones where like, I like to get in an elevator and push the button. No, I like programming it. You know why? Because I wanna know, where's everybody going?

Like, are you, don't put them in there with me if they're going all the way here and I'm going there. We've lost the art and the communal thing of, what floor are you going to? No, I don't want to talk to them. Don't care. Seven. Or, and I also don't want people to rush in like, wait, wait, wait, hold the elevator. This eliminates that.

You don't hold the elevator because... The other thing too is you don't have people going, what floor? Oh, seven. Oh no, my bad, it's 10 actually. And then you have 14 people stopping. No, not happening. What's the floor wrong in there? People get the floor wrong every single day.

Roy, listen to this, right? So I'm here in the Elsa, the fabulous Elsa Hotel in downtown Miami, right? I'm in the elevator, two people come up. I'm coming down here. I know they're going to the lobby because it says El, right? The elevator stops at like 17.

They proceed to almost walk out and I go, no, this isn't the lobby and they come back out. The elevator stops at the pool level. They proceed to leave and walk out. And they have no sense. And then, and then, and then, don't say the next level. I know the next level is the level where we're at.

And you thought I was going to say the level. I got you back. Sixth floor. No. And I walk out and they start walking out with me and I'm like, look, look at that. It's got a screen. It's a beautiful digital screen.

It says what floor we're on. One time, I get it, sometimes you make a mistake. You're not paying attention. You walk out like, oh snap, this is in the lobby. Were they in the middle of something? Were they on the phone? Were they distracted? They were together!

They're friends! They're talking. They're talking to each other, but like after the first time you walk off the wrong floor, do you not? You gotta be scarred from it. You need to be like, next time I move, I'm making sure it's the right floor.

I went ballistic, not to them, after I let the doors close. And I literally, I swear to God, from the moment I walked at the elevator, all the way till I got to our front door Stared him down? I, no, no, because they're in the elevator I would have stared as the door's closing I walk around like Turn around?

I talked to myself out loud the whole time You did this segment? You were just like I swear, I just, that's how I, that's why it's on the sheet, right? Like I literally said, what, I mean, do you not look? This is, it's right there, do you not open your eyes? Is there no part of you, like I said, that's scarred from the last couple of times?

Just think, just take a second, burn a single calorie, look up, is this my floor? No, just follow along like a stupid lemming. We're all going this way. I love the idea of hearing somebody, or watching somebody overhear you have this conversation with yourself out of context. There's one of these people charging their cars. What's your guys favorite elevator banter?

Like mine is, is when I'm in a crowded elevator where there's like seven or eight floors hit on the thing. I'm like, what are we taking the local? No? Loser game show? Get out of here. What do you guys say in elevators? What's your banter?

I don't talk on the elevator. I look at my phone Elevate I mean I have a nice day. There you go. Yeah, that's for money. That's great elevator banter I treat my elevators like I treat my ubers. You don't talk to me. I won't talk to you. We all good I like a little head nod sometimes you don't have to say anything, but just a little acknowledgement I like a little head nod. Sometimes you don't have to say anything, but just a little acknowledgement. For what? For who?

Just because you're two humans in a place for the next 20 seconds. Why does it have to be weird where there's no communication? I'll tell you what's weird. I got stuck in an elevator once. I had to do oddball. You did oddball, I remember that. I did oddball from the elevator.

That was weird because it was packed. It was stuffy. And I'm trying to- Are you like, all right, folks, so I do a show. No, no. At first, I was stuffy, and I'm trying... Are you like, alright folks, so I do a show, I'm gonna have to... No, no, at first I was just communicating via sign language, because they had me on like FaceTime

or whatever, so I'm just like, so they ask me questions, I'm like... And then after a while I would just like whisper answers, slowly but surely, and then after a while I just started talking. It's awful, being in an elevator with people is awful. What, I feel like that's an overstatement. No, it is awful. Like I feel like they're... Oh, it's bad. Being in an elevator with people is awful. I feel like that's an overstatement.

No, it is awful. Like I feel like they're- Oh, it's bad. Oh, man. You mean being stuck. It's bad? Chris, there's nothing I love more in the world than walking in an elevator.

No, this is my elevator, ain't nobody in here. I do, I mean, I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth here because there is something about a nice, I like being alone sometimes, and it depends on my vibe for the day. But every once in a while- Hey guys, you should have dogs on the elevator. Like if you bring your dog on the elevator

and he licks these $250 mother truckers on my feet, bruh, how can I not be mad at you or the dog? He's a good boy, but can you please get your dog off me? I don't like dogs. Juju, you know, I famously am not too fond of dogs, but I'm gonna say this, depends on the owner. Hmm. You shooting your shot there? I'm a little flexible there. I'm like, oh, what's the owner. Hmm. Are you shooting your shot there?

I'm a little flexible there. I'm like, oh, what's his name? Okay. Noodle, okay. Hey, speak. I'm like, your fine ass owe me $250. Speaking of elevators. And a dinner.

The NBA standings are like an elevator. Oh. Some teams are going up. Transition. Some teams are going down. Some teams are going down. And fellas, I wanna look at the Eastern Conference and I wanna say, go through these teams and I want y'all to tell me, is their elevator going up

or is it going down? Which starts Milwaukee Bucks. Which way is their elevator going, up or down? I think their elevator's stuck in the middle of the 14th floor because the 13th floor don't be in buildings no more. That's right. You feel me?

So yeah, they stuck. Especially in New York, New York is really superstitious when it comes to 13. Phoenix, they got 13s everywhere, but like New York, I don't know, 12 and then 14. All right, speaking of New York, the Knicks. Mitchell Robinson came back last night. Coach Darko of the Raptors said

it was like watching a giant out there. Are the Knicks elevator going up or is it going down? There's going up. There's going up for sure because this is not only the best season they've had in God who knows how long, but in this season in particular, look they've been moving up the standings with Cleveland in particular moving down. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't jump ahead man. Alright, fair. Everyone's got their own elevator. Fair. with with Cleveland in particular moving down Don't bad man. All right fair. Everyone's got their own elevator. All right He doesn't get it Cleveland Tony is their elevator going up or is it going down? I think it's going down

They got a bunch of injuries. I think it's going down Donovan Mitchell might be coming back soon They said but I don't know is when he gets back is gonna be ready to play Their role players are kind of like I think I think they had their run They almost peaked to or they were going up too early now. It's only but down Orlando is their elevator going up juju is their elevator going down their elevator is going up They have a lot of young guys on their team But dare I say a couple more years together, that camaraderie might prove to be successful.

Indiana, is their elevator going up or it's going down? I'm talking about the season. Y'all trying to make this big picture. I'm talking about right now in their season. Down. Their elevator's going down, man. Way down. It's falling apart.

It's shaky, man. It's like, hey man, the weight limits. All right, here's the kicker, Miami. Is there an elevator going up or is it going down? Well, it's on the bottom floor. It's in the basement. It's in the basement. Right, so it's gotta be going up

because it can't go down anymore. Ah! All right, you say so. Watch the next several games. It's one of those where they're like, all right. They're gonna win four out of five. Put this one down for a second. We gotta go to another elevator. We can't use this elevator right now. Out of order. Out of order. Out of order. Yeah. Out of order.

Last one, Philadelphia. Tough loss last night's elevator going up or down, Juju. We have news that Embiid might be back by the end of the regular season. Exactly. All the way up. Oh, ho! Joe, salute the Remy Ma. I see you, sis.