The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Ron Magill’s Expensive Electric Car

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

Mike and Amin may get tonight off, but Dan is legitimately worried about Greg Cote's health as both the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Final come to town. The crew discusses Danny Ainge's comments about Joe Mazzulla and Skip Bayless invading Jimmy Butler's privacy. Then, Ron Magill joins us to explain how he can afford an expensive new car if he isn't actively embezzling from his substantive endowment. He also tells us about vindictive orcas and explains other mysteries of the animal kingdom. Plus, we want to get to the LIV Golf-PGA news, but there's a party comin' to town. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries

that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Prescotti, I'm gonna need a little bit of help in here. This spaceship of ours is taking quite the battering, okay? A mean and microwave have just flown in

from respectively, crazy town, Vegas, and less crazy town, but NBA epicenter, Denver, and now the party comes here, the party's here. The sports party is across the street. It is in sunrise. The whole, all, you know, the big sports are coming to Miami now and we are the hosts. And Amine and Mike are already in the hungover phase.

Roy was missing days of work, getting hungover during the hockey playoffs. We're all headed into the party. Amina, Mike are gonna be fine. They get a day off today, a day to rest, a night to rest, and they'll be back fresh ready to go to the party. We have a spaceship. They're not the ones I'm worried about. The one I'm worried about is this old dinosaur. Oh. That he is disoriented. We've had to tell him three times,

say, Greg, you're doing the show, put your headphones on, grab the microphone. You're here now, because he's in his columns, and I'm alleging that the last three weeks, beerless weeks of Greg Cody's life, intoxicated only on sports, alcohol, and writing every night, your father, Chris Cody, has slipped quietly in front of us into Delirium. Really?

Into total Delirium. Doesn't know where he is sometimes because he's working too much. Listen, why do I need to put the microphone in front of me and the headphones on before airtime. You know, I am a professional broadcaster. I know that when the countdown begins to live on air, that's when I do my thing. You know, when the countdown is at five, I put my headphones on. I appreciate your reminder, unnecessary. Okay? Except we often start with them not being on your head.

Wait, just don't remind them the rest of the show. Okay? Except we often start with them not being on your head. Wait, just don't remind them the rest of the show, okay? I have to do it often. If I don't remind you, you will not hear us. You will not hear the other room. You will get confused and disorientated. Right. The sound should come into this room irregardless of, I hate the word irregardless, I can't believe I just said that.

Regardless of the microphone situation. I mean, the headphone situation. Should be piping in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pipe it in. Right. Now Greg, you know I love you like my friend's father, but I've been told that you are slightly off the mark

where you're supposed to be saying, it was a blue dot in front of you and you're about two feet off. So they'd ask you if you could kind of move over because I can't, oh yeah, don't move the table. Now everyone's off. Yeah. Yeah, no, just drag the table to where you're sitting don't move to the dot just Well, I think right the fence. I mean these cameras move they can just move the camera

Great. I don't want to thank the video team, but you know, I was in a better spot before Mm-hmm. You know, this is a better spot because I can see everybody right over here I got to do the swivel thing to see just just take the the blue dot sticker and just move Rather than move the table. Yeah, yeah, go for it. They're saying please don't They claim that they don't actually do it. They're getting very defensive They say the lights are in certain spots and not oh no, you picked it up. Oh no, what happened because the studio so well lit you're fine Don't worry. Yeah It's all good rumors of my demise have been exaggerated. I am full of pep you look great by the way

I just like to say I don't know if it's the weeks of not drinking But you look slimmer less of a gut there. Thank you. I think you had one before you look great before But now you look even greater. Well, we appreciate that Billy.. Thank you very much. I'm going to get through it. I'm being told now we lost total video because you moved that sticker. Oh, no. Talking about, it's a piece of tape. It's paper tape.

All right, if I may, just to explain this to everyone to the audience, to the video team, to Greg Cody, who I'm telling you, have slipped into Delirium. Slip in it. He looked great, though looks great though slipping into darkness He honestly, I know I don't want throw stones. He looks like he's throwing a few more on oh come on Yeah, I know I just said I threw on the I'm not going to accuse him of white game what I am going to accuse him of his Delirium He is working too hard doesn't know where he is think he is just killed it takes It takes a mighty swig is sitting in the wrong place because he can't be controlled.

I know where we are. We're at the Cleveland. That kind of thing. I love that song. Is that a bassoon? What is that sound? It's a tuba. Is it a tuba? Are you sure? Yes. I would be very interested to find out. Really? Let's get a musicologist on. But why do you? I don't doubt you. It could be a tuba. Right. But I would love to know. Sounds like you're doubting him. Yeah. Well, I go with bassoon. But that sound means you've done your job poorly. Well, it is. Well, not the bassoonist. They did a great job. What wins, huh? I think it's a bassoon. but that's how means you've done your job poorly. Well, it is. Well, not the bassoon.

And they did a great. What wins, huh? I think it's a bassoon. I love woodwinds. Yeah. Who do we know that's who's the music version of Ron McGill that we could have on? I think it's a book. To hear that sound and to idea.

Kenny G's friends with us. Did you see that Kenny G is renting his home to Jeff Bezos allegedly for $600,000 a month? I mean, I heard that and I think I was the butt of that joke. That was Billy. No, no, prior to that, I'm going into the future. Yeah. Yes, keep up, Dan. He thinks you're off your game.

I mean, I do want to get some expertise from you on a couple of the following things. The nuggets were 29 and O when leading by five points or more headed into the fourth quarter at home. And then that happened to them last night. Does it mean or tonight to go? Does it mean

anything? Well, I think it's important to note that coach Malone expressed fear of the heat defense of the zone defense to the point of him not calling the time out at the end of the game. I think Miami has shown throughout these playoffs the ability to come back from big deficits in second half over and over and over again. I saw the stat somewhere I don't have in front of me, but they're what a seven and six when they're down 15 in the second half over and over and over again. I saw the stat somewhere I don't have in front of me, but they're, what, a seven and six when they're down 15 in the second half and the rest of the entire playoffs

is like six and 57 or something along those lines. So, I mean, I think there are some takeaways there, but again, as I said earlier, the series, this ain't Joe Mizzoula. This dude is gonna make adjustments and they're gonna come out with the proper approach in game three. That leads me to another place I wanted to ask you because I couldn't believe it. I thought

I was getting butt cracked. Danny Ainge telling the Boston Globe that Mizzula is a better coach. Everyone in the organization in Boston thinks it than Emeh Udoka. I was surprised that he was willing to be quoted that way. What am I missing in terms of entanglements or agenda that makes him say that? Where does Danny work? Not with the Celtics. That's all you need to know. You think he's just doing that,

so to put pressure so that Boston feels like they have to keep Missoula around? Yes, yes, because remember, they read, like this is a part of a story I don't think has ever been explored properly then he was run out of there like that wasn't like uh... they kind of frame that time of the well i think it's

this thing is over but barely a year later he's the president that's what ups of a different organization then he's one of the most successful front office guys in the modern mba uh... ten year? In terms of building winners and building consistent competitive teams, right? And he was kind of shoved out the door. And Brad Stevens took his place and they went and they hired Ema Yudoko, who obviously went to the finals in his sole year there.

And then now he's been replaced by someone who I think 100% of NBA people would say is not Ema Yudoka in terms of coaching. been replaced by someone who I think a hundred percent of NBA people would say is not E-mail Yudoka in terms of coaching. Maybe not E-mail Yudoka in terms of the other things as well. But the part that matters, the part that Danny Angel is talking about, I don't think anyone would say that Joe Mizzoula is a better coach than E-mail Yudoka at this stage. Now obviously there's growth that happens. No, but he's saying the opposite.

He's saying everyone there would think that. Like it's just a bold face. Dan. Dan. No, but he's saying the opposite. He's saying everyone there would think that. Like it's just a bold, straight-sleep-off Boston lie. No, no, he's saying that because he wants to put them in a position. That's the horse you guys bet on. All right, stick with it. Let me ask you another question here.

And Mike, help me with some, and I want, I'm hesitant to do this, but I want Greg Cody's thoughts talking around some of this stuff as well. Skip Bayless made public, okay? You've for a while now, you've been saying that Jimmy Butler is under strain. You haven't said it on air,

but Skip Bayless has now said publicly, and this is a bit of a journalistic breach and I have to talk around it. He just put something out there that he shouldn't have put out there about just Jimmy Butler's personal life. And now it is out there, and some journalists are being like,

this is irresponsible. This is reckless to do that. It is. So how do I talk about this? You just put it on skip bailess and you talk about how reckless it is. I mean, it's something that Jimmy has been dealing with it.

People in the market have known this for some time. It's been going on for a bit now. And it's just everybody's respected his privacy. And I was really surprised that number one, Skip Bayless had the sources to know what was going on because it's a deeply personal. And number two, that he went to air with it. I mean, does, I mean, I don't skip Bayless isn't it?

How could you be surprised he went to air with it, though?, does, I mean, I don't skip bailess isn't it? How could you be surprised he went to air with it though? It's skip bail. I mean, nobody else has. I mean, you look around, you know what else to skip. Because if you hear that news, it doesn't take a genius to realize, well, why isn't this out there?

Oh, because people are respecting for some matter. But this is, when Westbrook gets, you know, when Westbrook and his family are fighting with skip bailess about stuff and we wonder about these guys entertainers he's gonna choose a partner now for the next incarnation of whatever that shows gonna be i saw that lachan mccoi or stugatz are in the in the running high up in in the in the running uh... but this this is uh... this

me a little more than him they, they actually should go both of them. McCoy, and stood got shady and shady against the shadiets. Uh, yeah, I, like, what's the last news that Skip Bayless broke? It's probably when he was still a writer, right? Like, I don't, this is not even his space. Why, why would he feel compelled to do that? It was odd. It was, the whole thing was odd.

My mouth was kind of like hanging open. Number one that he knew and number two that he went with it. I just, that's not something that you can see. But yeah, who's talking to Skibbillus? Right? Who out here is out here talking to Skibbillus like that? I mean, him knowing is one thing. And maybe I should be surprised by that.

Him using it on the air and unveiling it to the world. We should not be surprised. And I'm not saying he skipped, no one else has skipped, like he's great. That's what skip does, I mean. But it's not breaches to gods. It's like not in the, there's one kind of thing he does,

which is, you know, for entertainment. It's not privacy breaches. What do you mean, that's what he does. That's not, he doesn't do the slimiest things, it's takes, it's not that. Dan, if there was a media member who would have released that information and I gave you one guess, who were you guessing?

I wouldn't have guessed, hand. I would have guessed, Cody. There you go. You know what, I didn't wanna betray JB by reporting it. In all seriousness, it's a disservice to journalism to invade someone's privacy like that. Jimmy Butler deserves to deal with personal issues personally and privately, and to put that out there in the middle of the finals

to try to explain why he's had a couple of off-shooting games in a row. Is there a sponsor? This is Inu and on improved telebertar show with the Stugas, gamble on by GraphKins! La calle llevamos todos a cieras, pero lo más aterradores no saberen que confiar. Uy de las personas que os piden que mireis, si queréis seguir convido. Birdbox Barcelona, estreno en Netflix el 14 de julio. Te atreves a ver. Don Levatard. Dan is getting to his microphone real quick, sorry about that. Thank you, Stugatz, I appreciate it, My apologies. I had to run out for a moment.

Stugatts. Did you eat something? I did. I grabbed your hand. I'm turkey. You can hear it in my mouth. Yeah, you made it seem like you were doing something urgent and said you were just something.

I was doing something urgent. I went upstairs and grabbed some turkey. And then I ran back down here. I'm sorry that I'm late. It's very unprofessional. Why do you have an entire turkey like in your pocket? Hahaha. I do. I walk around here like it's like it's Disney World with one giant piece of turkey at all times.

This is the Don Limitahtar Show with its two cats. We've got breaking news here that is fairly substantive. The PGA tour has agreed to merge with live golf, Saudi-backed live golf, so it didn't take long for the money to get whitewashed and bloodwashed and become credible. We'll get to that story, perhaps with our animal expert, Ron McGill. Talk a little Saudi Arabia. Talk a little bit of dirty money and bone size and blood money with Ron McGill. But I do want, as we often do every week, to remind everybody that Ron McGill's endowment has, it's substantive. That's right, Chris Cody. It has no bureaucracy. It is just

you're basically giving, giving money to a kind man who we believe will not steal it and he dispenses it without Charity's getting involved and without awful people getting involved to just care for animals. He did get a new car Recently, I'll just you know what that's true. I did see that you know what you know what? It's a giant Cadillac It's everyone's See your first new car. I have bought for myself in over 10 years. Well, we've been getting a lot of money lately. I had some electric car because I wanted to get out of having a gas car. So I got an electric car to help reduce my carbon footprint.

Those aren't cheap. Yeah, it was just pointing it out. Don't be so defiant. I'm not going to say it was cheap, but I saved all my money for it. I did not do anything in Morgan and Australia. This is money in everybody's head. For the record, I believe Ron to be a kind and decent man. And I don't believe that he would steal your charitable funds and spend it on Cadillacs. He has been

talking about having a Cadillac since he was in his 20s and saving since he was in his 20s. But he has been pretty show body about showing off that catlack on Instagram. And it does look suspicious like our listeners are funding your catlack. First of all, I made one post on Instagram about that car because people wanted to, it was one of the first ones made and people wanted to see what it looked like because I wanted an all black car. Okay. So that's the only post I made on Instagram. Second of all, being downwind, I have no access to that money. That money has to be approved

through a committee before it can be sent out. They make sure that I'm not buying myself a cataly. That money can only be sent out to approve not for profit, conservation, people working directly in the field. I'm sure the person who's endowment and it's named after has all sorts of red tape. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, guys, when I got to run, I fully support your ambitions and your dreams to buy the car that you've always wanted and to buy the electric version, which is very responsible of you. Also, also run Thursday.

We're trying to get this one. Get together going here at the Elser on the pool deck a lot of luminaries a lot of NBA elites. I would love for you to be there as well Dan that's all right, right if I invite Ron. I know Ron's not quite in the basketball world But I feel like he's close enough. Yeah, he played hoops. Yeah real hoopers now sponsored by the zoo maybe Whatever it takes for me to be there. I will be there if Sir Dan says so. Good roll up in your new caddy. Oh Jesus, Greg,

even you're gonna get on that bandwagon. No, listen, you've been on a waiting list for that car, right? For years. For a year and a half. Yeah, that's pretty impressive. Got Valet down here, too, Ron. I don't know if you know that.

So we'll take care of you. All expenses to take care of. From the Levitard show, I don't have to pay for the ballet when I go to the studio. Yeah, I say I'm here with the levertar show Yes, sir, and they just stand they don't take any money or anything a Reminder to give Substantively to his substantive endowment even though he is buying fancy cars. Oh, Jesus Dan. I mean It's just it is suspicious like it is all of a sudden you can afford a catalog. You need a vacation home. What's next? A meager zookeeper. A meager. A meager zoo man.

All of a sudden has a flashy car when I'm telling our listeners our listeners are giving you a million dollars. I'm assuming you're helping the church. The first new car I have bought for myself in over 10 years. Right. Actually, it's the first brand new car that I bought for myself in over ten years actually it's the first brand new car that i bought my for myself and over twenty years because every car about before then was used good for you why are you all wowing roin he's saving his money he's saving his money for this car allegedly but now it just looks like he's spending company funds uh... not helping the timing is a suspicious that the proof that prove you've given to to, to the care of animals recently.

Prove it. Okay. I just sent $5,000 to help Kiwi conservation in New Zealand. After that scandal, you stepped in that we didn't have time for last week. Well, I did step in, yes, after the scandal. And this is the first time I've ever said anything publicly about it. But it's the last check that I sent out to help in conservation. Before that, I sent out a check to Brazil to help for radio collars for Jaguar Conservation in Brazil. Prior to that, I sent out another check for radio collar

conservation for giant anteaters that are being hit by cars in Brazil. I can go on and on, guys, but I try to do the best that I can with that money that goes directly to wildlife conservation. And it has nothing to do with buying a car for me. Classic PR stunt. I mean, seriously. I'm on the Jaguar's knee radio. I mean, what's going on?

Or anti-dirt. Sent them podcasts. I thought he got a Cadillac. I didn't know the mind could get his narrow it can i think that i think that people do need to know more run about what we're doing to environments and uh... we were talking yesterday before you came on with us about these orcas in spain uh... the killer whales that are the vindictive orcas they will say

animals don't have emotions listen to those orcas they're pissed off okay okay that well this is what happened they are attacking boats right and this is you've told us for a while now no they don't do that yes they're killer whales but they kill great white sharks and you should away I said that they don't they don't come and attack humans generally speaking. However, if they had been attacked, these are intelligent animals. Obviously, they've been hit by boats. They've had some kind of negative encounter with humans and boats. You know what?

They're going to let the people know that they don't like that. Okay. It's the same thing with elephants in Africa. You know what in places where elephants have been killed, where they have been poached? They will come after people. They will actively seek out to take people out because people represent a threat to them. You are in places in national parks where there is no danger to the elephants, they have not been poached, and they will sit by and they will graze and they will do their life

to life day-to-day things and let you observe them and photograph them. But you go into one of these areas where they are not protected and they are being poached? Yes, they are smart enough to know, humans are bad, they killed us in a past, I'm not going to let them kill us in the future. So this is the same thing that's happening with these orcas. This is just my personal opinion, but the bottom line is this. These are one of the most intelligent animals in the world. I talk about it all the time, about cetaceans, dolphins, whales, porpoises.

These are animals incredibly intelligent, and for you to hurt them, to present it through it to them, they are going to protect themselves. I salute the damn whales. Ron, we had on yesterday two guests who shortly were inside of a whale whale came up and kind of ate them when they were kayaking and then they were able to get away from a couple of years ago. What animal do you think if a human had the right supplies they could live the longest inside of. That's a great question. Question is this, okay? It's as long as you could hold your breath. That would be the longest because once you get inside an animal, you wouldn't be able to breathe.

So that would be a stretch because I think once you get inside an animal, the digestive juices would burn your body and acid away like a horror film. A Pinocchio did it. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Pinocchio lived there. Pinocchio was made out of wood. I mean, there's no need for your rage. Just ask him, try to learn about the animals. Ever since you got all this money,

it's just all cattle. God, it's delicious. It's cattle. I was like, check myself to this. Those are good images of the whale. Yeah, that's whale coming up and feeding. Obviously took those guys into its mouth by mistake, realized it and stood them out.

Again, no malloc intended there. Okay, but we had on the two women that happened to Ron and so you're describing, I've been wondering for a long time, what would it be like if a humpback whale in that case, accidentally, you ended up a little deeper in the humpback whale? What, it would just be a slowed death.

Baby. A slowed would probably be a relatively fast death, then. I think once you got into the digestive tract, it's different than just being in the mouth of the whale and then being spit out as opposed to being swallowed. Once you're being swallowed, digestive juices have a very, very damaging effect for lack of a better track. What if I had a knife? Could you cut your way out of a whale?

Could you get up through the blowhole? In your experience, best animal to be in the mouth of. In my experience, I've never been in the mouth of an animal, except for my pet dog when he gently kind of mowls my hand or something like that out of the election. All right, he's come on. Yuck. But other than that, no, I don't, you know, I would have, if I was going to pick an animal to be in the mouth of to be spit out and survive.

Come on. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. It's got to be, it's got to be one of the, you know, the citations that are, you know, that, that, that feed has a strainer.

Feed on plankton and things like that because it's a big enough mouth where it doesn't have any teeth. It wouldn't puncture you very bad. It could probably break a couple of bones, but you'd be spit out. You wouldn't be really horrifically damaged like a carnivore or an animal that has large teeth that could, you know, with a bite really inflict some serious wounds. A big whale is big enough where you can go into the mouth. or an animal that has large teeth that could, you know, with a bite really inflict some serious wounds. A big whale is big enough where you can go into the mouth

and, you know, be spit out without having any real teeth. What about similar, this is a filter feeding whale. What about being swallowed? What about what? Come on, man. Get out of here. Two minutes. Oh, be swallowed.

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Yes, a sport. And now he is. And then all of us together. That's the key. Yeah, that's the key. Yeah. Chris, we called the sport of the show. That's the key. Yeah, that's the key. Yeah. We're called the sport of the show. That is the key.

Yes, the key would be to continue to hit the whale with the sport in your hand while making a sound so that it would be horrified and spit you out. Because it then knew it had met its match, the Vengeant Whale. Ron, thank you. Enjoy the Cadillac. I'm more suspicious of you than I've ever been. We'll talk. Let me know if I'm indeed invited on Thursday night. Thank you. No, that's not a thing. I mean, is planning and promising a party. Has he tried to lure in Greg Cody yet to the party that he wants to have for Metal Arc media types?

He I'm working that night. I got a job. You haven't given us any expertise on any of the teams or anything that's happening It's a flaw because every time you come to me It the hard network out is happening and I'm not gonna fall for that continuously But what about that blowhole thing Ron? How do I ejaculate? You'd have to get into the lung of the animal. You wouldn't, unless it's all rough. OK. Don Lebertard.

The strangest place your son has made whoopie. Like I'm supposed to know that. Made whoopie. Like I'm supposed to know that Make who will be Picture it picture it Still got there was a time. I think Christopher was in high school and There was a time when I saw something I wasn't supposed to see which was Christopher on the side of the house appearing To be what are you talking about? I don't know this is going great on the side of the house appearing to be.

Whoa, what are you talking about right now? I don't even know. This is going great. Now it was Christopher and a girl and you know, she must have been bending over the tires or something because I know. God. The correct answer is in his father's garage.

So close, you're close. You're close. You've desecrated my garage. What the hell happened? Twice. What? This is the Daler Batar Show with the Stugats. These are important times in the world. A lot of divisions, a lot of people being bought by oil money and beyond.

And I need to address it, but we've got a party in town. And it's getting in the way, the perpetual grifts that surround me, which now i mean i'm getting a paul does i learn more and more that on our very streams here you've been promising people on our channels a giant media party that you're now grifting by actively flying back and forth between finals games and promising parties that no one has authorized. All right, Dan. Okay. I'll loosen up. It's not a media party. Ron McGill can come, Greg Kota can come. Like, you know, other people who aren't,

all right. Well, Greg is medium. Sorry. Yeah. That's a fine. You tend to forget every now. He'll be at sunrise. Unfortunately. Or fortunately, fortunately, looking forward to it. Well, it seems like a rager from what's been promised. That's true. I'll be there after the game. How long is it run? I mean, we'll keep it up before you Greg.

Hello. Hello. Roy, please help me, though, because we have, at Metal Lark Media, an assortment of new employees who are also good at embarrassing me. And I'd like some information, please. John Reed, I mean this, John Reed, I'm gonna call this person out by name

because some of the video failures we've had around here is because John Reed, this judgment needs to be better on behalf of MetalLark, you cannot get kicked out of the press box because you're wearing a Panther's jersey as a media member. Howdy, John. Howdy, John.

Hey. If I had known he was gonna do that, I would've told him, hey man, be a little bit more professional. If you can't go in the press box during the game, wearing a Panther's jersey, they would throw you out and they'd do them out. It's a little late now, right?

It's a little late, I didn't always gonna do that I would have warned them be a little bit more refreshing your unbiased member in the me Yeah, but Roy you couldn't be more clearly rooting for the what's the difference the difference is I'm not wearing the teams Jersey in the press box Everyone knows you want them to win like what you might as well be wearing a jersey You've never worn a team jersey in the press box. No. Underneath your shirt. Never want to be able to be a ball of me Panther jersey in the press box. Roy. No.

No. No, he has not. I'm a witness. I see him every game. But you attend, which is maybe three. Well, no, it's just the home opener and then the playoffs. That's right. I didn't say how many, but every game I'm there.

I see Roy bellow me. Roy bellow me, by the way, should be on the media Hall of Fame wall. This is the exit the... A real... Yeah, ten years. Yeah, ten years. You gotta have ten years of full season coverage. Okay, how much longer for you, Rory?

I believe four. All right. First ballot, I would say four. Almost there, yeah. First ballot. That's right. Are you putting him in prematurely? Yeah, apparently six years prematurely.

We're building up the attention, the four years remaining. Four years remaining, wow, okay. That was a question again, it's four years remaining. Yeah, that's like the baseball writers, Hall of Fame vote, took me 10 years to get it. Yeah, it'll be well-earned when you're there.

It's gonna be well-earned. I'll be very proud when it happens. And you should be. And you know it. How many people are in this hall of fame? I think six or seven. I know George Richards is up there. Oh, damn it.

Who else? Yeah, Rimmer. What a name. Bill Lindsay. I think Muller. David Muller might be up there. Yeah. David Neal.

Yeah, David Neal. Mike Russo. I think is that. Yeah, Mike Russo. Yeah, Reynolds is he there? I do not believe. No, no, he really know. Goldie. No. Mike. Yeah. Goldie. I mean, he doesn't cover the team like that. It's for journalists.

Is that kind of thing? Whatever. He's the play by play guy. So it's Jeff Rimmer. Right. Rimmer. Off the rim with Jeff Rimmer podcast name. See? Right there. Off the rim with Jeff Rimmer, podcast name. See, right there, off the rim with Jeff Rimmer. Do we have a rim shot for Greg there? Sit this one out of me, this could go poorly.

Yeah. Think happened. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. We have to be more subtle. We have to be. Probably a good idea not to wear a jersey in the press box, yes. We can all agree on that. I just don't understand what's happening around here. Our coverage that we have not had video of would have been the best coverage we could have had, which is John Reed on behalf of Metal Arc Media committing a journalism crime so egregious that they

kick him out of the box because he doesn't respect the codes of a hockey. The way Roy could have just told him, don't be a dipshit. To be fair, Dan, and John's defense, he said it was a very homo-rific press box, and he wore it out of the fines to kind of, now he's a victim fighter. Yeah, John Reed. Were there other Vegas, were there Vegas night jerseys in there? I'm sure John Reed was there on behalf of the freedom of metal-erk media that all can show their fandom and eat free chips in the press box He just said let it be known if you guys are rooting for your team will let it be known then and he wears the video of that

That would have been good video That would have been not a Vegas hotel room with a hungover Mike Bryant What you're saying is we should have sent more people there So someone could have recorded him getting kicked out. That's right. Where was the videographer? Well, he was the videographer Tell you what then if John gets kicked out of the party tomorrow or on Thursday night I'll let you know. I'll be there with the camera to make sure that it's documented. He's also gonna be in some rise And everyone I'm inviting isn't coming

I came. I'm only here for the party Where did he come from? I don't know. This party is Wednesday night. Who is going to be there? Because we've got dueling parties now as we host in South Florida, the South Florida media in Windwood. We don't do a lot of this.

Is Greg Cody going to come in his boat shoes in his shorts? Who's coming to this evening of watch party fun? You can't lure Greg Cody out of a column. Can anyone buy Greg Cody? One night, take a night off party with the Levitard. People let someone else write the column. It's tomorrow night, right?

It's tomorrow night, yeah. Yeah, I'll be at a heat game. Yeah, well that's what we're doing. We're watching the heat game, but I understand you have to be there. We're gonna be at Savage Labs in Winwood. We'll get started around tip off time. It's a part of our dollar shape club duel Interesting pickleball challenge that we did well, so yeah, that almost reminds me of the party that the Greg Cody show is hosting When is that Christopher Thursday night, right? That no your good

No, you're good. It's a need for you. It's a need for you. Yeah. You're not allowed to meet him. By the way, you can walk Saturday, right? Saturday for game four. Saturday for game four. Entireity of the Dollar Shave Club tour.

YouTube page. YouTube.com. Love a Tard Show. Or just Google Love a Tard Show YouTube. And it'll take you right there. He doesn't know where he is. Okay. He's delirious.

You have it up already though. I'm telling you guys, you guys think I'm full around. we are walking him or head to draft kings dot com slash dollars shaped club to see if you cashed out on the prize in contest your father is working too much Chris and I'm worried about his state of delirium because he I know it should be because he's not drinking beers for three weeks. That changes everything. Change drugs. All of the fuel and the plumbing and everything. He's losing weight and he comes in here and every week he's more incompetent and knows where he is less.

You're getting him on a train. You're putting him on the train by the risk. He's saying he's arguing with you in the street. Don't get my hair wet. You dump him in here. He's tired. He's tired. He's tired and it's been a run at the end of what should be retirement where you're dragging your father through the flooded streets for content. Who would do that at the end of a father?

That's right. Defend yourself. You do it all yourself, man. I can't take credit for you. Okay. You are who you are. You know what? Another couple of weeks and then we're done this fabulous run. I hope both teams win championship. We're gonna have a dual championship parade. Yeah. Concurrently one after the other. I want to hear more about this party Saturday night. What are you doing? Because it's a Panther game Saturday night. It's a pregame party, right?'s a Sheets and Giggle joint and Christopher you know the details. Greg go ahead and sit in the penalty. Saturday before the go- Greg go sit in the penalty. I'll have two minutes.

Cutchuck's already in there. No room. Just minutes for two out of the party. Chris too. I just both of them. Chris both of them because you were ineffective in stopping him. I get out of here both of you go father and son. 10 10 minute misconduct. Wow. We're giving those out. I'm getting out of here both of you go father and son 10 10 minute Miss con done We're giving those out He doesn't know where he is and I'm really concerned just like the camera Billy Billy Billy we are I think he's doing great. We're taking advantage of an old man We're taking advantage. He doesn't know where he is. I know, but you gave him a 10 minute major Miss conduct He's an old man taking advantage. He doesn't know where he is. I know, but you gave him a 10 minute major. It's kind of right.

And we have the out the hard network out and two and a half minutes to short the penalty. It's too easy. No, but getting him when he throws back in. We're not going to do better than him in the last one where he's making a sound that he's saying and jack to late the blowhole. That's the best he could do.

We should retire it right there. Like they're waiting when he's when we're trying to be more and more subtle and we've already sent, I mean, out for rim, rim job, 10 minute misconduct. That wasn't me. That is a five. It is not a five.

Cody as well. That's what you were doing. That's what you were doing when he, no one said that though. It not like that. I'd never said those words. You were in the vicinity. Oh, we all that though. It not like that. I'd never said those words. You were in the vicinity. Oh, we all are though.

The dangerous game, Dan. That's correct. And the vicinity is generally how those things go down. Yeah. Well, regardless. Thank you. Tainted Grand. Greg Cody is now out because I do believe we're taking

advantage of an old man. That's what's happening right now. And he's working very hard. Uh, Stugat, my father who has not had that much beer in his life was tired of working every day till the end of his life. He's like, I don't want to do that television show with you anymore. Boy, stop dragging me around. I want to go be with your mother. I don't want to work anymore. We're putting him on a train with his son by the hand. Hair not getting wet. Do you not understand?

We're ushering him toward journalism's nursing home. Do you not understand, Nate? See, it's hospice. It's newspapers. It's the end of this career. Let a dinosaur roam, give him a day off Miami Harold Get someone else to write One column. What would you let us squeeze the rest of the juice out of this old man

Miami Harold give him a night off Thursday night metal on media mixer With broad the word a means media pajama jammy jam Thursday night Well Mike now there's a theme I know we've got to figure out how to throw a couple of parties Oh, but a mean is doing this with a minute's planning versus what's been in the in the works for weeks and months Labs and win would on Wednesday. That's a real party Is it by dollar shape? What your mean says he's not going to be at because he's going to be at the game. Yeah. You got to cover the game.

But you guys, you guys can all dispense with the journalism and just do the party because it's what you prefer to do anyway. No. I'm a professor.