The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: So On And So Forth... (feat. Domonique Foxworth)

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

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The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Lebitard show is,

presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Dominic Foxworth is with us here. I saw that he had some things to say about what the dolphins are doing, so I am interested in his expertise. And I will also tell you that overnight, the WNBA collectively bargained, the settlement that will allow everything to go further with peace.

So the WNBA, the details aren't out yet, so I'm not going to be able to talk about it intelligently because I don't know. who got over on whom. Maybe Dominique can help us there. But I also thought of Dominique because I saw that the NFL union has gotten a new head with J.C. Treader. And there are two human beings in my life that I've met from the world of football that I thought could run that union in the correct way, being human, moral, upstanding, and really fighting for the players. It's Trace Armstrong and Dominique Foxworth. And I don't know if he wanted that job or how interested he was. I did

see some reports that, you know, he was considered. But I wanted that job so badly for you even. I don't know what happened there, but I wanted you to be running that union because you would help that union. Those two names are totally random, not because they're my friends or anything. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't got much to say on that. You hit me with debating switch.

I got a text saying you wanted to yell at me about the dolphins. Then I get on here and I have to talk about controversial union issues that, I mean, it was a job that I, before, but the decisions were made that were made, and I wasn't the one who got the job. So, like, I'm happy to support the players in any way I possibly can. And I don't have any inside information on the basketball union. But to speak into the fact or the desire to, like, support and protect players, I think that's where my opinions on the dolphin situation in any team that feels to be, like,

shortchating their players in certain situations, that drive comes from there. And I think sometimes it might even annoy the players because the suggesting, is that some players aren't good enough, but it does feel like that's not what I'm saying, as much as it's that I don't like organizations that seem to want to bottom out in order to have success because football is much different than other sports. Your career is really dependent on the people around you,

and it's very short. And I know from experience, if you're not on a good roster at the right time, and everything that you've sacrificed and worked for, it kind of gets thrown by the wayside. And that frustrates me, and very few people, I think, are willing to call the teams to task, because most of us are like smart enough to be like,

oh, but I see the reason why they're doing it, which is like, cool. I think if ins justifies the means, you can see the reason why a lot of people do a lot of unethical things. So you object to what the dolphins are doing because they're tearing it down, and they're going to have 11 draft picks, and they're going to have seven in the top 100 in this draft,

and they've got to clean up the finances of this because they've got more dead cap money than anybody. So the business of it, you understand, but you're offended by the idea of it, No, I mean, I think I certainly understand the strategy behind it. It's a strategy that they employed before and they've employed a number of times and it's yet to work. So I think that that's also part of it that frustrates me is it hasn't really been proven the work in the NFL. You see most of the teams that have success in NFL are teams that are well built and ready to be successful.

And then they input a quarterback who's okay, pretty good or great. And then that quarterback has time to develop and get better. Like it tends not to be the case that you just draft this. guy and he saves your organization. It's rare and it feels like everyone wants to play the lottery rather than work hard and build up a roster. And to be fair to the Dolphins, it's not clear that they're doing that right now. I just know that I got a lot of attention for saying it the last time that they did it. So it just brought it all back to the surface again. Like I get in isolation. You're not in championship contention. Waddle someone you're going to have to

resign eventually. I can get a first and a third form right now that makes sense. But it's super problematic for like Malik Willis. He's worked really hard. He seems like he's got a chance. He comes there and then you start to trade away his best options. And it seems kind of clear that you're angling for a first round draft pick

next year in a draft that people think is quarterback heavy. And that just kind of sucks to me in my mind where it's like, all right, this guy has a chance. There's a got lots of guys on that roster that are good and feel like they have a chance. And you are not doing everything you can for them to be successful. You're doing

and everything you can to set up to get a draft pick next year, which, again, to be fair to the Dolphins, maybe it's not what they're doing, but it sure looks like. Do they owe telling Malik Willis beforehand we're going to trade Waddle? Absolutely. I mean, it's also possible that they didn't know that they were going to do it and the deal change. But, like, I think you owe these guys as much information as possible.

It's their entire lives. Like, I know we, in the moment, I think we are reluctant to appreciate how significant this time, period is. But like you've trained your whole life for this. You're not prepared necessarily in a way to do very much else. The point was like all of us who've gone to this professional athlete route is that you make your big hit here. And what you do for the rest of your life, you figure that out later. But the point is the reason why you sacrifice and you've committed so much and you've foregone other opportunities is because this is your big chance. And for Malik Willis, this deal was like, all right, this is my big chance to show that I'm a starting caliber quarterback

and to get that humongous deal or a humongous extension here or humongous deal elsewhere, like, this is my opportunity. And rather than giving me all the tools that you possibly can for me to have success for this opportunity, you sign me to this deal, and then you get rid of the best receiver that I have. And I know they want to build around HM, but we'll see what happens to the rest of that team. If someone else comes along and offers a good deal

for quality offensive alignment that they have, I'd be surprised that if the dolphins aren't looking to stockpile more picks in the first round next year so they can get one of these quarterbacks whom they'll really invest in. Greg, they had to have told Malik Willis what the plan was, right? Malik Willis had to have known before making the decision. It was a pursuit for his talents, and they had to sell them on that vision. You would assume. I would think they did, but I think at the time they signed Malik Willis,

maybe they didn't know that they were going to get a one and a three for, for Waddle, which even though it's a low one and a three at the number 30, it's still a nice haul for Jalen Waddle, I think. But Dominique, I wanted to ask you, if the dolphins are overtly angling for the number one or a very high draft pick, tantamount to tanking is the suggestion, would they have spent to get the number one free agent quarterback? Yeah, I mean, they didn't spend a lot. I think Malik Willis went for a lot less than people anticipated, and I think you're right,

going after a quarterback like that suggests that they're not trying to completely bottom out. And I think I was trying to make it clear that this was more about the dolphins like sparking this idea and this conversation. I'm not blaming the dolphins of tanking in the same way that I did last time. And I was wrong last time. Like Brian Flores would not let

them tank. That team was much better than I thought they should be. They were so much better that the ownership who did want them to tank was pretty pissed that Brian Flores turned it around. And it still doesn't change the fact that I believe that it's not fair to the players. So like whether they're tanking

or not, I think any system that incentivizes you, I guess to be honest with you, the thing that frustrates me more than anything is that we do use the incentives to justify people's behavior, which I don't really appreciate. There was a place for shame

at some point, like some things you wouldn't do just because you were so embarrassed by it. We're not there anymore because it feels like so much of our sports view and culture all think that we are super smart sports GMs and we're like, oh, but it makes sense. Just because it makes sense, doesn't mean it doesn't suck. And it sucks when you have to watch teams that you know don't want to win, you know don't care. At least when I was growing up,

they had the dignity to pretend like they wanted to be good. And this probably becomes more of an NBA conversation than an NFL conversation because it doesn't seem like much as much of a problem in NFL. But when you see it happening, it's hard for me not to be a former player and to be someone who views the game through the eyes of the player. It's hard for me not to look at Malik Willis and feel like, damn, that sucks. This is a lot. This is a lot. one shot and it seems like they don't really want them to succeed, which is why when we talked about the cults on my show, I kind

of was like, I get why everyone's knocking the cult for signing Daniel Jones, but Daniel Jones went out there and played on a broken leg because they felt like they needed him to. And then he tore his Achilles in part because he was doing that. And now he got an extension and we're supposed to be mad. Like, when it happened to Baker Mayfield,

we were like, oh, it's really messed up that the Browns didn't pay Baker Mayfield. But like, yeah, pay the man. He went out there on a broken damn and did the best that he could and popped his Achilles. Now afterwards, you don't have as many options. Maybe they should have gone after Malik Willis. But I do kind of feel like it's okay to expect these organizations to be decent.

We should not always just like forgive them and say, but I get why they did that. It feels a lot like saying that the revenue from a big company justifies them laying everybody off or justifies them doing other shortcuts to make more money. Sometimes things are just messed up. And it's okay to say it's messed up. And I think paying Daniel Jones, despite that maybe his talent isn't at the level that you think it should be. Like, I think that's fine.

It's nothing wrong with it because the man put himself out there. It's okay to expect organizations to be decent. Give me a gold, silver, and bronze medalist from among these choices on athletes whose names sound most like an R&B singer. I want your bronze, silver, and gold medalist from this group of candidates. Colston Loveland. Heinz Ward, Jalen Hertz, Luther Burden, Ruben Drones, Zay Flowers, Jimmy Fox, Richard Love Lady. Luther Burton, I feel like Luther Burden is not singing love songs, it's all unrequited love. Like, Luther Burton is a scorn singer.

Like, he always put in the album all after he's got his heartbroken, right? Luther Byrne don't got no deep love songs where he's deep in it. I think, and yeah, Jalen Hertz, I think falls in that category, too. His debut album, Love Hurts? I know, yeah. I know you wanted gold, silver, and bronze, but what jumped out to me more than anything was what type of music they would make. And, I mean, Colston Loveland, that boy making sex songs.

He'd make it all the sex songs. The most graphic, Jodicy-esque joints that are telling you all of the detail. That's Dick Love Lady. or Jimmy Fox. Oh, yeah. They are making the nasty stuff. Part of a group with Greg Cody who also sings.

It also is a pro at the nasty stuff. Maybe. Okay. We've gone too far now. What about Marcus Colson? That's a good one. Now we're some parts else. Stroh Miles Swift.

Oh, no, that's a bad R&B name. You don't want nothing Swift if you're doing R&B. We had this conversation before. No, we take it to pop. We did. We had the conversation about Stroh Miles Swift. No, we did. We had a conversation about trying to be too fast.

Take your time, Dan. All right? Oh, that conversation. Okay, yeah. Yes, I had a tutorial. He had a blackboard out, everything. And he was also writing on something. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?

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Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.

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and my man gave out some limp dat. Oh, no. Damn, damn, damn. Stugats. I disowned him. I threw him right under the bus. I was like, whose kid is that out here dishing out, limp, dapp? This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats.

So Jalen Waddle, when I say to you, these are the only receivers in the league who have more total yards than Waddle since Waddle entered the league. Justin Jefferson, Jamar Chase, C.D. Lamb, I'm on Ross St. Brown, Devante Adams, Tyreek Hill. A.J. Brown, Stefan Diggs, DJ Moore. Disentangle for me what Waddle was made or not made by Tyreek Hill, because the Dolphins have two players there in the top 10, but it didn't feel like they had two number one receivers. Yeah, I think Waddle, yeah, it's clear. Tyree Hill is a, was a special talent. We'll see what he is after he comes back from the injury. But I think Jalen Wadle is similar to Tyreek, and he's not as, like, strong.

But he's able to run all the routes in even like, about. bunch of the orbit motion and reverses and all that stuff that the Broncos want to do, the deep crosses, the deep overs, those deep routes that they want to do, because they're not a real intermediate passing team. Jalen Waddle be perfect there. I think the situation is also like, and this goes back to where we started. Like the situation tells you a lot about the results that you're going to get from the player. And I think obviously the situation in Miami has been up and down.

So it's hard for me to project because you can put together a tape of Waddle in the NFL and say this guy is a true number one. But he's been there the whole time with the quarterback that I think that most of us recognized that they had to do some things to support him and he wasn't as good in a receiver. That's one of the greatest that ever lived. So I think it's hard to really project the level of talent that Waddle has. But I can see him going out to Denver and having incredible season because they do all the stuff that he wants to do and he does well.

And they have a quarterback who, when he is accurate on the deep ball, is as good as anybody in football. How does Dominic Foxworth feel about the 10-day cruise? I'm not a cruise guy at all. I mean, my people in boats, if a white man say get on the boat, I'm good, bro. I don't know how to respond to that. Ten days is a long time, to your point.

They said it was 10 days, Greg. They tell you it's 10 days. Four hundred years, Greg. Okay. Four hundred years. Four hundred years. I hear you. Don't you do that, Greg.

Greg, you don't do that. Greg, I'm sorry, Greg, I'm sorry. Oh. Minor penalty, two minutes. Accidental racism. What? You can't, you can't mimic talking like Dominique. Can't do it.

You can't do that. That's not allowed. That's not what you, that's what just happened, correct? Yeah, can't do it, Greg. Can't do it, huh? Zazz? What? Zazz?

The, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, be respectful. Look, this, Dominique did this on purpose, okay? Not since David Samson. had this reaction to being asked about Cuba. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, have you startled someone the way Dominique just did by making crews into a slave ship

and just totally disorienting an old man? What Dominique did there was cruel. It was unfair. Cruel. I, I, quiet. All Greg wanted to do was talk about the drink package, phone and the sun, and then a slider comes out of you. And then a slider comes out of that.

the way and he's like, whoa, we're not a fastball. That was not a slider. The old man wasn't ready for that. He's in the kitchen right now. So you guys have decided that you're going to jump on me. Like as I look around there, you decided that the way to react to this is to tell me that I'm wrong. That's what we're

doing? No, I did not do that. Dan also said he can use the N-word last week. Whoa, that's not in any way true. It is. It is. What you got to say about this ass? We got a pass. Tony was happy about it. I don't like what's happening with the inner monologue where it's now planting contaminated corrupt laws. You're the one that said it.

I'm the one that has to rationalize it. I'm allowed to use the N-word. That's editing. What? He said it. What? Not AI. It's exactly what he said.

Those words came out of Dan Lebitard's mouth. I'm allowed to use the N-word. Dan. Were you in Key West? Yeah. On a boat, bilking the company money. Interesting timing. What?

Yeah. We haven't seen anything come out of Key West. What's the content? Where is it? Check YouTube. Dry snitching. That's a wet snitching. You spent six days in the keys. Afflection!

You went for a weekend to the Keys and got on a boat. I don't know what to do with that. It was his boat. It wasn't his boat. I mean, but I mean, it was only one person on there. He could have whoop their ass if he needed to. That's what it comes down to. Yeah, that's true.

Mike, you haven't been paying any attention to what we're doing here because you've just been giggling with Tony back there. unleash upon the American public, whatever it is you two have been scheming. Dominique, we have a brand new game. White actors that sound like they're about to drop a fire R&B album. We begin. John C. Riley. The visuals contaminate that one.

Two. Channing Tatum. Rob Lowe. Chris Pine. Luke Perry. Cody Foster. Eric Stone Street. Keanu Reeves.

Tommy Lee Jones. And Vern Troyer. I feel like is there... I kind of feel like it's just names. Like, you do something that don't sound like it because it just kind of... Am I just bad at this game?

Because I feel like we could imagine that just about anybody with a name that doesn't sounds silly, it could be an R&B singer, right? No, Eric Stone Street. That's a four-star thing. Yeah, that's fair. Fair point. Fair point. Fair point. Like Black Street. That was a good group. Greg, are you okay now?

Yeah. So did you want to talk more about your 10-day cruise with Dominique, who seemed to be crews judging you from what I can tell? I don't know why he'd judge me. It was a beautiful cruise, lovely cruise, some might say. Went to the Caribbean Islands, five of them. and it was glorious. It was just glorious. Then again, when you spend that much money on a vacation,

you're predisposed to think you had a great time just to have gotten your money's worth. So I don't know how much of that comes into play. For me, I really did have a great time, though. Dominique, is three Bloody Mary's to start the morning on the cruise a little too much. That was just breakfast every morning. No, not for Greg, man. You do whatever you want, buddy.

Like, enjoy yourself. Thank you. I'm not a cruise guy in general. Like aside from the original reason why I don't like cruises. Like, I just don't like being like, I don't know. It feels like you're captured in some way. Just take me to an island or take me to a city I want to go to and let me go. I can go do what I want to do.

All the things that you do on a cruise ship can't you do it like in a city? I'm just not much for being out on the water, I guess. Captured? I didn't say it. You did say it. I'm repeating you. What do you mean you didn't say it? Nah.

You said it. I said capture. I was talking about. on a computer where you have to like do the little test to make sure you're not a computer. Oh yeah. You know what I'm talking about? I am told. I am told right now from our video offices that Tony, you mock Roy and you said he didn't produce anything from Key West.

He went there for six days and I'm told we have the content now. Wow. We're getting beaten by a bunch of children. And that concludes. That can't conclude. What is this? We're weapons? He was there for six days.

He was there for six days. The keys don't even open until Friday. Everybody knows that. He says, I got to go Tuesday. What? How is there not more content than that? That's what you put on YouTube? Yeah.

Six days. Half a second a day. Good job. I support your teammates. Nice way to go. Well, said. Appreciate you. Now, when you guys want to go, you want to go built the company,

Dan's going to be tough for you. You guys got a good day up. Adaboy. Good job. Let my boy cook. You sound dumb. Yeah, we love that. Keep going.

He's trying to support me. I disagree. vehemently. Way to go. So, Dominique, you were crackling like crazy, and I don't know if we're going to keep you or you're gone because your Zoom connection allowed them to just make fun of you. You were owned during that segment because your computer betrayed you because. He tried to dunk on us and you sounded like an idiot. He was dunked on you.

He thought he was done it on you. Speechless. Dominique Foxworth Show with Charlie Kravitz. Oh, Christ, man. We got to let him go, I guess, right? I mean, if its connection's not working, we can't keep him, right? Go download the new Vern Troier. Okay, see you later.

I would have liked to have talked to you about other things. Just keep him back there doing that the entire segment. That won't annoy anybody. Just haven't pop in occasionally, throw in three seconds of Roy, and boom, we got to got magic. We've got our next contract. Throw it all together. We'll mix and match. We can make chicken salad out of anything. You give us a bad computer. You give us Roy.

Give him six days in Key West. He comes back with three seconds of work. And a second place finish. Was it second? He didn't say he finished second. Oh, not even second. Did he finish second? Did he finish second? I just knew he didn't finish first. That's all I knew to. We finished third in the turkey category. Ah. Oh, the sad category. You're the first turkey in my heart.

The saddest of the categories. Third in the turkey category. The kids beat them. That's why it has to be the saddest category. Put it on the poll at Levitard show. The entire thing was rigged. If you go to Key West for six days and you finish third in the turkey category against the kids. A turkey category.

I would have just said third. No, no. The turkey category. Yes, four meats. One of them was turkey. We're third. Third in the turkey category is the trophy. That's not his worst finish.

That's the best finish. We have six days of work, three seconds of content, and a bronze medal for turkey. Well said, Dominic. The NFLPA, he's smarter than anybody. I'm allowed to use the N. I didn't say that. Yeah, you deflected off at that point. That's not AI.

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Stugats. Here's your guy. Greg Cody with Back in My Day. Okay. Here it is. Sorry. Adultery. Oh.

Yeah. We are back. That is. For this one. This is the Dan Levitar show with these two gods. You missed a lot, Dad. You did miss a lot, Greg. And Zadz was saying to me that he thought we were remiss.

Sometimes he scolds me after segments, and he thought that we did a bad job in the first hour because we didn't talk to you enough about your vacation, about how big you lived while you were away from us. I will say that that is, if you're talking about money, that's probably one of the more expensive vacations we've taken, mainly because we've never been on a 10-day cruise. It's always maxed out at 7.

And so it seemed like a long time. You know, I'm always the kind of guy that... I'm the kind of guy that one number was that. I'm the kind of ranked up there, like mid-30s, maybe. How many? Do we have? Do we have some new ones? We do have some new ones. I forgot to bring the list. I have a good excuse.

I've been ill, I've been weather beaten, I've been cruise addled, so I don't have my... Been on vacation. I've been a vacation, working my ass off. I've been cruise addled. Where's Greg? He's cruise addled. Everybody knows that. You know, it takes a life out of you.

But Christopher will look it up. Wow. He just gave you the four sausage food. The ultimate. I mean, you know, he's... Look at how sad Mike Ryan got, because Mike Ryan just saw a... right there, the one segment that has worked consistently. Yeah.

And we've had to browbeat him on air. We browbeat him. Wow. Bring in your catchphrases. I got no brows left. Why do we need brows? Have you seen somebody without? That's why we need them.

Want to shave yours? Mike Brown. I would shave my brows if all of the rest of you did. No. Royalty. I'm sorry. My name got mentioned, no. No?

Okay. I'll keep it out of my mouth. All right. Hey, yo. Your glasses are foggy. I know they are. It is warm in here, though, to his point, it is warm in here. Don't Chris to cut that off.

You guys don't pay the AC bill around here? What's going on? Ridiculous. Outside, it was so cold. You were ham hanging for, what were you? It's like a packing house in here. Look at this podcast comedy team right here. Which country are you representing again?

I'm actually with Ireland. People pointed out Ireland's a banger. We got Bill Burr. We got Andrew Santino. I'm producing that thing. Go listen to 30. 30 through 50. Conan?

On the podcast, neither the executive producer nor the host, remember Greg Cody, any of Greg Cody's catchphrases, and they're making it up so much as they go along that when Chris is walking in, his dad, others, one he's never heard before his dad says, I've made it and said it all my life. And now when his dad goes to his producer for, give me the name of that, you're a ham-hanging hocks? No. You're cold ham, whatever.

It's like a packing house in here. There should be ham. H's hanging on hooks. Get it right. Too many H's in that saying. That's the beauty of alliteration, isn't it? Too many hands hanging on hooks. Exactly.

Thank you. All right, I do have his two from this week. What numbers? Yet he's, oh shit, I need that. You're 30 and 29, I believe. Ireland's getting knocked out on the group stage, Chris. Sorry to tell you. So on and so forth.

Yes. That was one. Thank you. And invent that. I made it my own. What? I say it a lot. I say it routinely.

I didn't like that one. So on and so forth. But that's not yours. That's not like, I'm balling the jack. Who made it the shalid? That one's great. Those are catch phrases.

Look. Who invented so on so forth? Did you not see? Who invented so on and so forth? Who made the salad? The answer is I did. Look, you invented this. Who made it a salad?

And the way he brought. It becomes a catchphrase is that, look, do you, when our show was in its heyday, people Tony's age would gather at parties, and they do jump around to who made her the salad? Who made it the salad? Who made it a salad? Greg, my daughter loves Who made it the salad? She's 14 months old, and I went in and I was like, babe, Greg Cody dropped another banger. And I told her, Who Made her the Salad?

My daughter started laughing out of nowhere. Every time I did it, she laughed harder, Greg Cody. Thank you, Tony. Anytime Italy did anything in the WBC, I was standing on my couch saying, who made it a salad? Nice. Very nice. But that's how a catchphrase works. And now imagine him standing on his couch and so on and so forth. I feel like you guys will like this other one.

I just don't understand how and so on and so forth is better than your other 20. Well, we're only in the 30s. You said 29. I think we're at about 30. We still haven't gotten to. Who won? But like you see, everyone loves who made it a salad. You're saying that so on, so forth is better.

That's my list. Hold on. Greg's offense, like we weren't aware of who made it a salad until this list appeared. Who made it a salad? It was... Oh, wow. That was crazy. I enjoyed that very much. It's like stereo.

Can you tell me, Jeremy, please, so on and so forth. How fossilized the phrase is that... Yeah, who made it at salad? Does it say Greg Cody when you look at it? And so on comes from Old English in the 1500s and so forth comes from the 1700s. So they were separate.

But now they're together, thanks to Greg Cody. Yeah, chronologically, that makes sense, though, that Greg would invent that. Nobody came up with Soforth 200 years later. 200 years. So he's right that from 1,500 to 1,700, nobody was saying, and so on and so forth. They were just saying, and so on. And then when Greg was born in the 1700s. At a joust, he was like, so on and so forth.

Right. That sounds good. Plus, I do what a lot of people don't do, which is I put a little invisible ellipsies on the end of it. You realize that and so forth for 1700s, night Greg Cody was that kind of thing. It was the precursor to that kind of thing. He would just say, and so forth. Right, exactly. Well put. The next one is better.

It's... Well, it has to be because it's ranked higher. You're right. This is said like a parrot. Very good. Well done. He nailed it. Because you have to say it like that. That's an Uncle Dick joint. Yeah. So it's the phrase very good. Very good.

Do you usually at a restaurant? You're eating food. What is wrong with you people? Say it like a parent. Say it like a parent. Very good. Very good. I will try the impersonation in a second, even though they make me very, very self-conscious. I will do this.

You're going to be awful at it. Oh yeah, for sure. For sure. Lips your voice. Look, I promise to do this. I just want to go back to the recreation of what's happening here, because this is some real oral family history, okay? Uncle Dick, one of the straightest of the straightest of the story.

Dick, one of the strangest people I've ever met. Oh, you've met him? Oh, my God. You could be so lucky. If Greg Cody, he goes to sleep every day at 4 p.m. If Greg Cody, if Greg Cody didn't get married, he would be a feral dick, Cody. Yeah. Ferrell.

Farrell. Am I wandering around the neighborhood looking for scraps? Like a cat? That's exactly how he meant it. People are leaving food out for you. To answer your question. Where is it the salad? Where is it the salad?

Who made it a salad? Very good. Very good. You've got to do that with your mouth. Very good. Go ahead. Give it a shot. I just, I want to set up the whole thing, though, the table, everything before I get to my very vulnerable punch lot.

Because I'm not confident in my ability to do this as well as you. you are the masters I submit beforehand, but I do want to set it up. You're at a table, and the time that this will appear as a phrase set out of the side of your mouth by your a parrot sound is because was there a parrot in the family? Like, why is there a parrot sound to celebrate delicious food? And why do the Cody brothers say out of their side of their mouth like a parrot when a meal is delicious? Why do they blow a test? You know, garlic breath through a parrot's voice by saying, Perkins!

I think it's Uncle Dick, like, not wanting you to know where it came from. Like, oh, who said that? Very good. Oh, so they're trying to disguise it. Wait, six? So they're trying to disguise it by make it feel like it was coming over from another table. I told you guys the story, right? Rich Donnelly, the third base coach, what he would do to Jim Leeland on the road when he was old.

He'd knock under his desk. And Jim Leeland would always go running to the door. And then every city turned back around and be like, there's a kid's in this place, too. Was we don't smoking cigarettes at the time? It'd be Jim Leland. I imagine either Tidy Whitey's or a robe, right? Had I not told you guys that story?

I love that story. No, I never heard that before. Never heard that one. But old genius champion manager, Jim Leland, from city to city, the hotels were either haunted or haunted by kids who were always, running away whenever Rich Donnelly wanted to go to bed for the night.

It's that poop again. Don't put it out with your boot, Ted. Bring it! Gotta get a little higher. A little more parrot-like. So you and Dick would do this together to throw your voice toward another table so that they would be saying that the food was very good. Yeah, but it's not just about food. It can be used in general usage as well.

you know like if I if Christopher good golf shot yeah if he matches a 280 yard drive right down I'll hear it from Uncle Day like very good yeah something like but also from it it sounds right I'm like it sounds like it's a compliment from the other fairway though because over the years they must have gotten

they must have gotten very good at throwing their voice into the woods somebody in the gallery just said very good like a parrot can someone please do that at a golf tournament so we can play it on the show but that's how a catchphrase work that's why I can't be in so on and so forth. That is a perfect golf shot. Gallery heckle.

Oh, my God. The waste management. Please somebody do it. Do it at the Masters. Yeah, I thought, man, if that happened at the Island Green. You're right there? Oh, he's holding his belly. Greg, you ever use it in the bedroom?

What, very good? Between me and my partner. You're throwing that voice into another room like somebody's watching? Who said that? You're trying to scare her, lean. That's right. Sometimes she'll say it. Yes.

Right after consummation. Where is it? Just mid-Mitch. Hey, come on. Respect. It's your dad. It's funny, though. It's your mom.

Or whoever partner he finds on a cruise. Greg Cody. Warman here. Saying right after consummation, while taking off his glasses and looking, disheveled as if after consummation, and then his hand, sausage hands open to reveal the side of his mouth shouting very good like a parrot? We can't do better than that, not visually. That's troubling. Everything you just did to your son is. is a workplace violation, imagining you emerge with his mother

from a bedroom where both of you are singing like parrots. While listening to the sweet tunes of John C. Riley. That was the best one you guys had. That one was, how was Johnson? You opened. That's why I was first. To get by in. Stone Street is good.

Let's pair Greg Cody's laugh against David Samson's laugh. The hell? It's a parrot laugh. Is LeBron going to play in Miami? Good transition. Farrell. Farrell.

Why would I be saying to myself that that was a good transition? Who's going to call your shot? You felt confident. Honestly, we had the out.