The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Stugotz's OnlyFans

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

We rehash the reasons why David Samson killed Mike's love of the Marlins, and Billy and Jeremy discuss the rollercoaster of a season coming down to the final week. Then, the crew has informed Stugotz he could make money on OnlyFans, and he is in. Plus, Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container join the Dan Patrick Show to discuss the Miami Dolphins and how Dan can continue to be an objective journalist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But I don't know what to do with those tall salads and scrambled eggs. Kelsey Grammer returns in Frazier. Life's calling again. New series now streaming on Paramount Plus. Welcome to the big swi! Presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar.

Baseball hates David now. David is an outcast. He is a pariah in baseball. People who have people he thought were his friends in baseball are no longer stuck. Is that accurate, David? Do you have information? Yes.

What that he's hated? I have information that his friends in baseball don't like what he is doing outside of baseball. And you know that, I'm not telling you something you don't know. But of course you're not just talking to me right now. That's correct. It's a private conversation. I just wanted to say, sometimes we try in the correct. It's a private conversation. Sometimes we try

in the show. There are no private things. There's private conversations. And then all of a sudden, they're on your life. What do you think has hurt enough that you like who you were and you've made some growth since leaving your post? But what do you think has hurt your ability to get back in the game if you wanted to? The experience that you had down here in South Florida and how you were made, successfully made out to be a villain and you played your role in that too. I'm not absolving you of that or what you're doing in the media space. They're the latter. So what, what, what baseball likes and what many people like is that the secrets,

remain secrets because they believe they insult you. The irony is that you think I'm the one who's ruined it for you. And I actually view it differently. I respect you as a fan now more than I ever did as a team president and more than anybody in any sport job does because I'm willing to tell you really what's happening and then let you make your own decision and you may not like it, but don't you want to know how the sausage is made? I appreciate the clips that I see of nothing personal with David Samson. There is an honesty and sometimes it lands very serribrily and it's hard to process. And honestly, you can do a lot with messaging in terms of saying, this is how I used to

think. I think you do yourself a lot of favors if you detach yourself from the corporate think because when you deliver it in such a blunt fashion, it's almost as if you still believe those things with conviction. So I would, I'm producing you here live on the air. He believes in making money, Mike. I understand. He believes in capitalism.

But it doesn't do him any favors. Mike is talking about where your likability is on how it is that you get listeners when you're telling the truth david cares uh... david almost that thank you again this to god's i'm not surprised i'm not surprised in any way that your every angle is that david should grab as much money as he can take no one's advice from any angle cuz sports is greed and corporate uh... greed wins i understand what your view point is on

this but we just had a conversation between a man who was in power and a child fan who died somewhere killed by the way he ran that baseball team he's very much still i've on the way no but you know the child in mike is a sports fan however that felt about the marlott's man that was his favorite team he'd like help he'll tell you all about jeff09 Mr. Marlin who played for nine teams. Oh, it is because of Josh Johnson It was a no it was a broken again. We're gonna do this again But it was a Toronto trade it was a Toronto trade because they said that he was the days of nickel and diming and and Being this transient franchise that you you couldn't have an attachment to players were done

Ifs ago no, I understand but I'm just explaining to the audience because we do have new listeners, some, and I'm trying to explain to them because I'm trying to be more inclusive. That's where you guys lost me. And when you look at it, it's just a drop in a bucket. In fact, they won that trade, but what it's signified to fans that rallied behind this cause to help use some public funds to build a stadium. It did. It's sung. And I felt like I got got to get back to the original point, though, putting messie on the back of white jerseys is not going to stop a single person

from going to see, you know, messy play in Miami. Well, the, the important thing here and the difference between what Dave did and, and what intermiami is doing is the name on the back is messy. You know, if David brought to town, Mike Trout, I think we'd let it slip. You know, the name that they're putting on the back that they're trying to squeeze every dime out of is messy. Arguably the greatest player ever. I get it. And you don't want it cheapened as

well. But I would say to you, Billy, where like to me, this part's really interesting locally, okay? The Marlins have been fighting for so long, so long to get this region's attention and fandom still doesn't work down here. This is a good week of baseball. The last month of baseball is people who care about baseball really care about what's happening. They can't draw a crowd. Why? Because you killed Mike and you've killed the hope and Billy. Billy's just scared of everything. They're gonna trade his shortstop during the game today. Billy is so scarred. I would take a trade of the shortstop. Billy is so scarred and scared that he's scared to care about this team again because every

time these guys have cared about this team, David, every time they've cared about this team, it's felt like betrayal. So it's hard to trust that you can enjoy something. You guys have put a lot on David. You're welcome. It's a joke. Can you get over? Are you blaming me for the small crowds the last week of the Marlon season?

I'm just saying I'm just saying just something to do with that. Oh my David I'm I'm simply saying that the way this team has run you lost at least Mike I don't know when the last time he was at a game so he this season he'd be in a crowd Yeah, he's also in a daily Marlon's chat that very irritating. Mike is fine. Billy's not scared. I need to be in that chat so I can follow his part. Look, in this back row, there are three passionate Marlins fans. And I would like to meet their excitement because that playoff run and that sport is really fun. I feel nothing. It's just, that's how I know.

I know it when the Browns lose on Monday night in laughable fashion that it doesn't say with me. I know, I'm over that. And I don't care in the slightest. I want my friends to be happy. I'll watch the Playoff series, but I'm dead silent in that chat because I don't know what's going on,

because I don't care. Hazus Lazardo doesn't get your juices flowing. I don't know who that is. You know that as you get for Markland. As you get older, it is not unheard of that your affinity decreases as you get distracted by life, as you are a parent, as you are running a court.

Oh, no, I have to be more judicious with my fan with, as I've coined that, but when the Browns got taken off my plate, I just took that portion of care and I applied it to an existing passion that was there for the Miami Hurricanes. I haven't stopped being a Miami Heat fan. Now I would like them to get a superstar

for once laying the whale. But- I can't believe the whales. The whales. The whales. The whales. They're about to lose them. We're gonna kill you.

We're gonna kill you. We're gonna kill you. We're gonna kill you. We can't believe we land the whale. Yeah. I mean, we hear these tails of Pat Riley. Yeah, just Yeah, just just please he's doing everything that you could possibly want for the super land the whale If he was the godfather of an actual mafia, I mean, she's I know why I love the panthers

I look look the panthers still this the panthers did plenty to shake me off the branch. I'm still here Lamb like a little kitty cat hanging on to that thing. Yeah me off the branch. I'm still here. Like a little kitty cat hanging onto that thing. I hope you make up dead. This is what you lost though. It's, to me, it's funny. There are a number of things I want to get to with Samson, including Manfred talking openly about, yeah, we'll have a simoncass one day where you just touch your screen and make bets. We're going to do awesome. We're going to do that soon. I want to talk about that, bad ally. This is a little unfair, what we do to David. We come here, we talk to Mark Marlins,

and it's just like, it always gets back to David. This is all your fault. No, but we can do, listen. It's not Dave. Here, here. If you did have the ridiculous take, he says he has nothing to do with the crowds at Marlins Park, and that's not true.

I only, my point on this, man, I can't make it more obvious than this Samson ran a team in this market coldly Professionally tried to make money and did at the end 1.2 billion dollars leap you Miami at my 50th birthday In there the big five of in there Mike Ryan grew up baseball in this town. We were major league. We got baseball Billy grew up here Roy grew up here Chris grew up baseball in this town we were major league we got baseball billy grew up here Roy grew up here Chris grew up here my grinds still consumes emotionally unreasonably unusual amount of sports the marlin's don't make the cut for him they don't he does not know that they have a hard throwing lefty who throws 96 miles an hour starts games and is going to be

their second starter in the playoffs if they make it because he's stopped caring and if you've lost him you've killed something that has value because it's not just him no mics had to make choices as he gets older and he loves soccer and he loves the panthers and he loves the heat and the gains and like for himself I can yes that's part of it no no it wasn't because that's car from what david did i mean come on what no i've just look i know your pathological iron the air but i'm being truthful when i say i he killed my passion with that one movie knows it and and we've had several conversations about that off the air he knows exactly why no it's not

because i've gotten older and my daughter replaced the marlins it's because i flatly don't care anymore. And that hurts to say this week because Chris and Jeremy and Billy, it's the biggest week since when in baseball. Like when's the last time? Was it when David owned them in 2003? During the pandemic, I mean, like during the pandemic,

they made that playoff right. But in a run after 162 games, where you serious that playoff. Yeah, but you wanted to disc credit it, but it was. Well, they were just 30 and 31 that season, some mutant season, fair enough, but it didn't feel like this. I mean, but we celebrate the heat championship

that same season, or they've been making to the final. Find it in the G. Yeah. The Marlins actually were in the playoff race in 2014, 15, 16, right before Jose Dye, not the last week. Yes. Not, not, there are half game. Oh, Oh, I am aware. Yeah, we had a J Bernet going against Roger Clemens in Houston and we couldn't get that done in two

days. We were within a game though like you know, I'm not playing what happened. This is amazing. I only wish there had been a third wildcard my whole career. That would have been nice. That is great. That that third wildcard edition has changed the sport completely and it's made so many more fans have to pay attention this final week, so many more teams like the Mets have to play like in meaningful games where they can be spoilers. But this is like, you can look at at 2020, right? And you can look back at that run

in that final week and winning in Yankee Stadium and how special that felt to clinch a postseason birth. But there were no fans there and it did feel obviously different. It meant something different to all of us given the circumstances. But when you look at that series, that doesn't feel anything like what this feels like. After 162 games to come down to this final week, it is an unbelievably emotional time as a Marlins fan. And just following along in the group chat chat it seems like there have been several moments this season where it was that was it that was a wrap that seasons over and and they would lose the game after you guys said seasons over and they would lose

it again after that and then two weeks later I'm inexplicably learning about call ups and injuries and and like I'm confused as to why we're still caring it's a shame that you haven't cared about this team because narratively it's been such a fun season where they've overcome injuries, they've overcome their, their Saiyong Award winner having a, a, a, a, a bad year overall in the grand scheme of it. Now he's injured, he's out.

They had a stud come up, who then they had the managing of innings and how does that work out? Now he's hurt, he can't be there for the playoffs. All these plucky guys, a guy who was chasing a batting title, hitting 400, a mammoth of a home run hitter, like there's all these unbelievable storylines with this team, they remind me of the 2003 team

that would be a team you'd be so passionate about. And yet, there's nothing there because what passion is left. Ashley, the situation reminds me of when the Panthers beat the Maple Leafs. That stretch was the end of the season. They just came right back and they made the playoffs. I think the moms can do the same here.

They know what can bring me back. You guys sign a master bony. If I can buy a master bony, I mean, I'd be down. Here's the thing though, you're only hurting yourself. You know what I mean? By choosing not to partake in what's going on,

you're only missing out and costing yourself this. You're making, you're posing and I'm doing anything to David or you know, current Marlon's regime. No, I'm not, you're missing out on a fun time. No, that's fair, but you're posing it as if I'm making an active choice. I feel nothing.

I'm not making a choice. I just keep on living my life. Well, and that was the conversation I was having with a lot of people around the Marlins going into the the final week here where attendance was lacking during the week. And then ultimately had a decent weekend. They were questioning why aren't people here? This has been a fun season. We've offered everything. We've offered every deal. We've offered, you know, $5 burgers for Jake burger. All of these

different things. Why aren't people showing up? And my argument to them was for burger day, I feel like sure, but my argument to them to get people consistently at the end of the year was you got to do it again with the same core and show people that you're not just going to get rid of these names that they fallen in love with. And the Dolphins, you do not score seven. Well, that also need to not make it to the finals. Like it's just everything was working against the Marlins. It is, it is crazy. And you can't need to not be Messing he's not be here, you know, you're all start can't twist his ankle on a ball and batting practice

You can't lose all of your starting rotation And when they have things that are happening that it's like can the meds take care of their field Can anyone be professional like what is going on here when they have the sports the locals The locusts are coming today at this double header today. When they had the local sports calendar to themselves, inner Miami sign, the greatest soccer player ever. Billing prediction, prediction. They're making it, Dan. No, today, today, double, and three games today.

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it's like the one show. Not younger listeners, we have to get better at YouTube I saw an 11-year-old is gonna retire from YouTube in a couple of years because she's like worth $21 million and I thought to myself How does an 11-year-old do video and audio better than our entire 50 adults? I mean you want to start unboxing some presents go for it. I'm sure she has help. Let's do whatever we need to do in order to get the help needed. I'm trying to make it foot girls. What do you want? I hire her.

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They do it for free every day. There's a lot of money. I think Tyson Fury said he does it seven times a day, which is where do you get the time? Tyson Fury, heavyweight champion, although if you're going to be heavyweight champion, put it on the pole, please, that Levitar Show. If you're heavyweight champion, do you have to have the test australen that makes your master base seven time?

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It's it we have to do it. It does not cheapen us. He must go out this way. Tyra kill is saying He's gonna do porn beat him to it. Yeah, I mean, he looks different. You have to show your penis though. Yeah, no You have to you have to go all the way in you have to you have to just be you know, just 999 a month Really? Well, that's a much East person. He can retire. He will be able to keep our audience our audience You think wait you think our audience. Yes. We'll pay nine dollars to see my penis. To watch him do, perform sexual acts.

Yes. No. They do pay Chris $4.99 a month to follow him on Instagram plus or whatever it's called and he doesn't post any content. That's not true. You guys don't follow me. You don't know what I post. There is a revenue stream here for Stugat. And it's not the only stream

He certainly won't be a seven-time a day stream look at him There is no way that he's able to I think I would love way would love To have stew gots have to have to make the decision of do I want these $50,000 or not? have to have to make the decision of do I want these $50,000 or not? They're just right there. All I have to do is what I'm always doing. I'm always something I'm planning on doing anyway. I think we should make him at the end an actual whore. It is a bit too far. It was all fun until you said that. It is a bit of a distraction. Pre-here, you're sued an athlete, daughter. That's not great. She's got to have to be answering questions about you.

Just her? Yeah. Yeah, everyone else I think would be pretty chill with it. Oh, Emma's good. I don't know if you'll need an agent for this, but there are a few suggestions I have. If you want to talk to me off camera, because you can make a lot of money on OnlyFans.

A ton. It doesn't make you a whore. A ton of money, Stegatts. Not a little bit of money. A lot of money. But you have to do stuff that people like. Right. Not just like laugh or smoke.

Like you have to do things that people pay you to do. And it could involve your calves. It could involve your hands. Or Johnson. Do I have to do it? Yes, they're paid. Do I reserve the right to say no, I will not it could involve... Do I have to do it? Yes, they're paying. Do I reserve the right to say no, I will not do this? You don't have to show me your balls or anything like that, but I'm gonna need to see your belly button.

Yeah. You can't take the money, but you can... It's not like cameo, you can't take the money, you have to actually perform the service. But you can not take the money and not have the... You can't do that on cameo, you have to do it, or else the money goes to a credit or something. I know, but you're not gonna get paid for not doing it, is the point. I understand thato, you have to do it or else the money goes to a credit or something. I know, but you're not going to get paid for not doing it. It's the point. I understand that you want people to just do. No, I understand that.

No, I understand that. That money in your account, but you're going to have to do something shameful. Like a photo shoot here and there. But if I'm not comfortable with the request, can I say no? Yes. Yes. But you can't take the money as my point. Oh, you have to hire a photographer. You're going to have to take some sexy photos by the pool.

You're going to have to do it. It's not really a request thing. it's more like you set a price. And then you have to put out whatever content gets people to stay every month. Both President and CEO of this company are here today, and this is a conversation that's being had. That's right. This would be so good for God bless football,

for publicity, for God bless football. We should started by the pool here at the El Search Hotel today. We should offer people a peak possibly if they pay a certain amount. Just so Stu gots can see how much money is actually available to him. I'll show my butthole. I mean, I don't care.

I don't care. Do you die the hair? I'll say, I mean, is it bleached? I don't even know. Do you dye the hair? Is it bleached? I don't know. Julie, the metal ark is gonna have to pick up metal ark is gonna have to pay a makeup person to bleach his ass Oh, what dye? So he can lie about it. I didn't do it.

I don't know how it got there. Believe me, I wouldn't want to do it. I messed up by Lucie, I love't want to do it. I mean, messed up by Lucie, I love you. This is crazy. Butthole, that's where I draw the line, people. I'm just telling you right now. There's a lot of money in buttholes. Really?

How much more than you make here? What? How long? David. David, I've got a couple of legitimate questions for you. One, what Manfred said about soon there will be baseball gaming, you'll be able to just touch your screen and bet on baseball games and things happening in those baseball games. A commissioner has not gotten that close to gambling.

Nice transition. It's happening now in football. Yes, there is. It's still. Let's get past it. I'm sorry. This is real money I mean, I understand you think there's money in butts, but the money in gambling is far more significant far more than only fans If you want to make money get into the gambling space and what the leagues are acknowledging is that People want a gamble and watch not on two screens. They want to do it on the same screen and there's a business that actually does it and Football has embraced it and baseball is going to also. Every sport, you will be able to watch your game and bet on it in the same screen.

It's mind-boggling, the marriage between sports and gambling because it's just starting. Just starting and it's going to be, yeah, there's going to be money falling from the heavens all over the place because once you get into the gambling money, Manfred is not different than Samson in how he wants to conquer commerce and he'll sell all the pieces of the game

and the nostalgia will get mad at him maybe some but the changes they've made to baseball are good. Like, indisputably, baseball has fixed some of its problems not growing its fan base Enough, but baseball is a very entertaining watch and manfridge job is to just milk all the commerce out of it And as a regional television package that sells 162 games not 16 like he's got a monster property on his hand Have you ever been to Vegas? The Super Bowl is in Vegas. One of the things that Vegas does that's interesting

is forget the airport slot machines, which is while you're waiting for the plane, you can actually do slot machines. If you ever been to a restaurant or a coffee shop where you can play Kino while you're eating, it's gambling while you're eating and there's a screen at your table. This is happening in Vegas. What in Rome? It's when in Rome. So all there's a screen at your table. Right. This is happening, Vegas.

What in Rome? It's when in Rome. So all that's happened now is people are gambling the more states that legalize it. You're going to be able to gamble everywhere. Florida, when is that happening? I think Florida is now legal. Any second now. Yep.

So starting any second and they probably want to get it done during football. There is nothing that's stopping the tribe from activating it right now. I guess the only latency is making sure that all the tech is there and that they're fully ready to go and fully operational without any hiccups. So this is going to happen. All 50 states will have legal gambling. So therefore wherever you're watching, you will be able to gamble while you're engaged with your sport. And baseball wants the peace because what you know is baseball and the peace because what you know is baseball and the amount of money they get from gambling,

it's only above hockey. It's below basketball and all of them combined or below football. Despite being the face for corporate greed, David Samson is also a hugely giving human being. He gives away a lot of time and money for good causes and Recently raised a lot of money for a running exercise that you did that I want to ask you about But before we do that the crew here when I got here was making fun of how shitty your pregame speech was to a bunch of people Who are about to run together? I have not seen it, but this is David Samson, his teammates getting together before a big run to raise.

Let's say on the front end, thank you. For breakaws. Yeah, breakaws. Yeah, you did good. Yeah, you did well. They have not showed me this video, so let me see what this is and how bad, Mike, to it before we get to it, how bad is the pre-game speech? Look, I did not see this, but it was water cooler talk. And then I saw the video and I get where people are

coming from that this is an awkward way to psych people up. Well thank you so much. We love you. We love you. We've got you. We've all got each other. Let's go. Right now.

One, two, three. Brett. Brett. Brett. Now there was like two false starts there. We got this right now. One, two, three. Brett. One, two, three. Brett. One, two, three, Brett.

You guys say on three on that situation. It's usually Brett on three, Brett on three. One, one, two, three, Brett. You see some of the hands start to come up after the first one, two, three. Now he's gonna tell us what's wrong with Brett. And now you're gonna fall into that. No, no, no, no.

Brett does have parcs. Oh, come on. We know what's wrong. We know already. We know what was wrong. I'm gonna donate to the cause today, but still it was a ridiculous thing. If my hand was there,

if my hand was there, it would have gone up on right now. I would have already gone up. And then he would have said one, two, three, Brett. I would have started malving Brett. And then you went again, and I'm just confused by the whole thing. David, we've got you.

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This is the Don Lebertard show with the Stugats. You know who normally doesn't go to the Super Bowl Dan Lebertard? Dan Lebertard host of Metal Walk Media's The Dan Lebertard show with Stugats. You know who normally doesn't go to the Super Bowl Dan Levitard, Dan Levitard host of Metal Mark Media's The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Goss, and he joins us now in the program. But if I said right now, good morning Dan, but if I said right now, gotta make a decision, the dolphins will be in the Super Bowl and you're going to take your show to Las Vegas. What would that decision be? All right, can I get you to back off?

This is aggressive. I want to linger in the good morning for a second before you come firing at me with three games in or the Dolphins going to be in the Super Bowl. I'll answer that before the end of this segment as a objective journalist and not a fanboy. I will answer that question for you. But I'd like to tell your audience on the front end

at the risk of embarrassing you a mentor and an idol and the best of the dans in this business. I want you to understand how proud I am of you that you have cultivated this audience of family around you and these people that you work with for a long time after telling me in the bowels of a hit arena that you couldn't do this that you can only do television and you couldn't talk for three and four hours a day. I am legitimately proud of the media empire you have built and was genuinely happy when I heard that you were retiring your way in four and a half years as someone who left the

SPN worked in an attic for a while and crushed it got out of there and just crushed it. So I'm proud of you, Dan. I'm sorry if that embarrasses you. Thank you, Dan. I appreciate that. Now, are you taking your show to the Super Bowl and you believe in the dolphins? I hate the Super Bowl.

You know that I hate the Super Bowl. I don't want to go to the Super Bowl. Can you incentivize that I lose a bet with your show somehow? And then we have to go to the Super Bowl. And I'm gonna do it downtown dirty Vegas style because I don't want to do it with all you corporate suckups being out there tied to tied to all those sponsorships and then big guests. I'm going to be off the strip talking to Carrot Top.

Okay. How confident are you in the Dolphins? This is the most overwhelming offense I have ever seen the franchise play, our franchise of Dan Marino, to is getting rid of the ball the way that Tom Brady does in speed with Drew Brees' accuracy and he's got four or five guys on his team that are the fastest in the league. They've been timed to 21, 22 miles an hour. It's a joy to watch, the watch. It's a joy what I'm watching. And we're time for that.

I can't say that about any time I have seen Dolphin football since Marino. It's puns, it's 16, 13 games. So what they are is hopeful and exciting in a way that's gotten everyone's attention through three games. And I would just remind you you a couple of bounces from being one and two All right, let me bring in Stu got's because he can hate on anything. Yeah Stu got's good morning and

Are you all in on the dolphins going to the Super Bowl? Before I get to that day And I also want to say how proud I am For being able to talk for three to four hours a day. I mean, who retires four years in advance and announces the retirement, doesn't retire? I mean, I'm so proud of you. I have. Thank you.

You're a legend. Why don't you guys do this? Why don't you announce your retirement and but say it's going to happen in like five years. Oh, I'm not going to make it that long. Five years? We can barely keep the lights on around here when we're being interviewed by you like last five years. Yeah, last time the lights went out on your end. Five years, were you kidding me? This company is clearly

going to kill me yesterday. We were talking about my will and demand life insurance. Two and a half years. Do I take the over or under what's the bet on getting us to the Super Bowl? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha had more hope for a team than what this team in Miami has given if they have 13 wins, you have to go to the Super Bowl. If they have 13 wins, what if the dolphins aren't in the Super Bowl? I mean, well, no, you have to make the decision. Like you got to make the decision. Oh, you're saying that's the about 13 wins. He has to go to the Super Bowl.

I am, Dan, I am scared to have hope. I just call me day. I did call you Dave. That's a fun. Yeah But you're still proud of me. All right forget about the I mean my brother died his name is Dave. I'm saying it all the time. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't play that card It's a good card to play Dan don't play that card. Ha ha. You're little brother. Dave. He was a great artist. Libos studios.com. You have a brother named Dave Patrick. I do. Yeah. A couple of deepies. Got it up. Yeah. Yeah. But you understand what I'm saying. Look, I'm an objective journalist.

I'm an objective journalist. Are you still a journalist? Yeah. Wow. Okay. That's a good question. He is good at asking the good questions. So good.

All right. Let's see. OK. This is what's funny about that. So Tony Cornheiser respected newspaper columnist. And you know this from a specific angle because the newspaper columnists always look down at TV boy pretty face Vanity guy couldn't do it the way the newspaper guys would absolutely Cornheiser who judged you

He has called himself a yodler for a quarter of a century because ESPN bought all the watchdogs and turned us into Yodeling sellout That would not criticize the company, but am I still a journalist? Yes, I fought for my freedom to get out of ESPN so that I could say whatever the hell I wanted to about ESPN Wow, that's right. I am still out here in these streets fighting next to a true fool lies about dying his beard this morning I did not lie. Do you die your beard? Let me get intentional. I'll get, I don't know.

He's an intern when I asked him how his beard got died. He said he didn't do it. I don't know how it got there. We'll get to it in a second. We'll get to all your hard questions in a second. But I just want for you to understand that I am trying in a difficult media world where we are more politically divided than ever I am trying to still be a fair and honest journalist who cares about the truth impartially

Objectively make some mistakes, but tries to cover the teams like a journalist not like a cheerleader. I'm not gonna be in a position where I'm just convoying for all things, dolphins, just because my city's excited about this. I'm not a Homer or a cheerleader, I am not someone who doesn't know what journalistic principles are. Your entire staff is dancing behind you. They make me look bad all the time I am still afraid of Warren Saap because two gods won't stop saying he has bad breath and Warren Saaps

Blaming that on me. He wants. Yeah, wow. I always get blamed for the things that they do Is the dame Lillard to Miami? Is that off the board now? Again, I'm a journalist, it's not off the board. However, I enjoyed this yesterday, Dan. This was one of my favorite things that happened yesterday. I got aggregated, because I'm not a newsbreaker. God, I hate that it's such a hard job to be the newsbreaker guy. But I do know what's going on with the heat,

because I know I've been in this market for 35 years and there are a lot of people reporting a lot of different things about what this is. Bonafidees. Are you wearing a dolphin cap? Dolphin fan. You're a jets fan. I like it. Fins up.

Yeah. I got aggregated yesterday with this in my mouth because I was giving dolphin, I'm sorry, Miami Heat News and people have called me a not objective heat mouthpiece. And then I'm, you know, that I am compromised. It's not wage, and Adam Schaefter, who are compromised because they are shombs, because they have so many relationships that they're doing the bidding of other teams.

I'm still an objective journalist, but I have true information on what is happening here with the heat and the Portland Trailblazers. And yesterday it got aggregated while I'm wearing a heat mouthpiece and Greg Cody is sitting in shorts on the therapy couch in the corner without explanation. So I'm going to give you the most up to the date information that there is on Dame Lillard to the heat. Are you ready? I am absolutely ready. Got pen in hand and I will transcribe this. Okay, I got to put in the mouthpiece though and I didn't

clean it so. Okay. Okay. So Dame Lillard wants to be here and my heat what him, what only at the very specific price that they have offered Portland, there's not a record for Toronto and Milwaukee can have if there's weather solutions out there for so laddies who's going to cost a lot of money at the end of this contract. They will not overfade. That's coming from an objective journalist. They will not over say for James Miller. So you don't know what to run off and you don't know what I'm walking and you idiot. Clownin in Portland, you said I got literally a long time ago. You hear?

We also do. The whole thing's not good enough to choose from. I know. I know. The line of heat good enough to choose one. I know, I know less. The line of heat are going to get damn fuller. I know less. Wow. I know less, but you're guaranteeing that the heat are getting too much. Let me reveal myself clearly.

The line of heat are going to get Lillard. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! That's all. Damn Lillard. Damn Lebitard. Damn Lebitard. Host of the Menlox Media is the damn Lebitard show with Stugans. Maybe we'll have a dance-off.

Your show versus my show. Let's figure it out. I want to do this. I do want to do this, Dan. How about in Vegas? With the consequences of I have to go to Vegas and suffer Vegas and the Super Bowl and everything else, because I'd like to see you, the audience needs to know, Dan, they really need to know what an amazing career you have had. I know we'll get to do the eulogizing in four and a half years on

what your radio career has been. No, because, man, you know, rare, enough about Dave, I mean, you know, you know, how rare this is Dave for you to have. They're only like 10 or 12 people who get to do this with their own audience. The travels with them and you're one of them and you did that after leaving the beast. You did it. You did it the hardest way and you warned me when I when we left the SPN, man, it's going to be bad for a while. I was suffering in my attic and you were somebody who's got a very high pain threshold. Well, no, you know, fake humility on your part because you guys have done it as well.

Okay, but I'm still I remember that you're like stay on. I mean, well, yeah, you've done done it as well. Um, okay, but I'm still, I remember that. But your lights stay on. I mean, well, yeah, you've done it so much better. And it infuriates me. No, I agree with that. For people you need not 50, you need four. You got four and they're with you for life. They're your family for life.

I got 50. Oh crap. Oh, no, not again. Not again. I got 50 and I can't keep the lights on. Not again. Even when the lights are on, nobody's home. That's not true.

That's not true. We got a lot of people downloading us. Oh, now, okay, there's no false humility. Now we're talking podcast trash. Okay. Well, I'm, no damn. That is lame trash talk man.

I like that podcast trash talk man. It's like the sharks and the jets. Thank you guys. Thank you for joining us if you're still there. Dan Levittar. Dan Levittar. I'm here. All righty.

I'm sure what we accomplished there, but that's the Dan Levittard show with Stu Gods. Yeah, Paul. They can't dance that well. Can they? No, they can't.