The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: The Foul Wolverine On The Prowl (feat. Dusty May)

Episode Date: March 24, 2026

"I'm fascinated by the Waymo." Dusty May is well on his way to winning a National Title at Michigan, so we spend the majority of our time with him sending Zas into a driverless car, forcing him to talk about Boca Raton, and playing a game of May or May Not where Dan seemingly has no idea how to ask a question. Also, did you know Dan grew up in a market? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Levittsard show is presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings, the crown is yours. Greg, you're going to need your headsets in order to hear Dusty May and everything he has to say.

He's going to join us here in a minute. but there's not been enough room in the first hour for Greg who had an all-star Hall of Fame performance last week and got sick and now has returned. And the reason primarily is Zaz and the way that he fills up a room with the personality that ESPN Radio is now using all times, day and nights because they love Zazlo, but it's going to his head in ways that make me uncomfortable. And I've also heard the audience on using the hockey penalties too much. So I'm going to start distributing other kinds of penalties, different ones. and because Zaz hasn't paid the fine bucket in several times now. That's not good, Zazzo. Even though he finally paid something last night,

the fine bucket is something. I'm going to penalize him for not paying enough fines recently with something that scares him, and we'll get to Dusty May in a second. Zazzo, you know about paying that debt? It says Zaslow $200 on the board there. You're out to lunch if you think I'm paying $200. Okay, well, we're going to penalize you now in another way.

The fine bucket is presented by MoneyLine. Download the MoneyLine app or visit. at moneyline.com to learn more. Moneyline, make money easy. No comedy in the world is greater than one of your friends slightly. I nailed that. Well, see, Dusty May is there. He's waiting for us. He heard and Chris got scared because we got a potential champion on our hands here. College basketball has been mad at local locally, and it's at least in part because of the way this guy helped build it locally

over the last three years. But Zaslo, before we go, I don't know how Dusty May distributes discipline. This is the way that I'm going to do it. He's got a great. fear here of these driverless cars. You've got to pay $5 fine and you've got to go outside and take the driverless car somewhere. Oh, we're doing the Waymo. Like now? Yeah, right now. Go now. Go get a Waymo. They're all over the place in Miami. There's no human driver. Zaslo doesn't trust them. Put it on the poll at LeBotardt Show. Do you trust driverless cars? Yes or no. Waymo. Tell them to speed up. Five. Tell the driver to speed up when you get in We'll see how these cards work. Send a cameraman with him. Get out of here, Zaslow. Dusty, thank you for joining us. Sorry for wasting some of your precious time. It's a busy time, and we appreciate you rejoining us. How do you punish players? And what do you think of that as somebody who's not paying fines?

Well, we've contemplated the fine system and decided to stay away from it. Before we rang guys, and then we got a memo from the Big Ten office because of some, I guess, football instances that we're not allowed to put. punish guys through running anymore. So we just basically ask them to follow an honor system and hold each other accountable with our old, with our old rule violation running amounts. So we have been pretty compliant, though. No, you didn't hear what he said. I mean is shocked behind you. Chris is saying, ah, sprints. They've taken sprints from you, coach. What? They've taken sprints from you. You can't run them extra sprints? Correct. Not for punishment. We can run them for sprints. if we think they need extra conditioning.

So there have been times when you've heard coaches say, you know what, guys, I think we look like we're not quite in good enough shape or this player who happened to be late for a bus has to run to get in better shape, but not for punishment. Dusty, you snuck a few punishments in there. We're not told anybody, right?

That was just a hard practice that day, and everybody knew it's Bob's fault. Well, if we could go back and talk about the driverless cars, I trust those cars much more than I trust the drivers back in Boca. Oh, yeah, good call. Put it on the poll at Levitard show. What do you trust more, the driverless car or driver in Boca?

What do you miss and what don't you miss about South Florida? Well, I miss the sun and the blue skies the most. I don't miss the summer heat. I didn't realize how hot it was until I moved up here in the summers and how nice and mild it is. How did this go compared to how you thought it was going to go? We didn't think it would happen this quickly. We thought it would be a little bit longer of a rebuild.

but we hit the right guys in year one, which allowed us to, I guess, have an identity and have something to sell going forward. And now we have one of the most talented teams in the country. Dusty, I'm not sure how honest the coach is allowed to be, but when you're coaching FAAU, Fowl on the Prow back in 2023 to the Final Four, that's embarrassing what you just did there.

No, Foll All on the Prowl is a compliment because the Owls. He just wanted to say foul out of head, and Dussie can back up. It's a known rallying crowd for it. You can get to the rest of your question, but it was embarrassing that you just sang the coach your song. I'm really incredible. Okay. Dusty, when you're in the final four in 23, you have to be thinking to yourself, okay, I'm not long for this job. I have earned a promotion. I'm going into a blue blood program right now. Is that correct?

I mean, how on us can you be there? No, actually, at that moment when our guys all decided to stay, between that and my oldest son was going into a senior year of high school, we decided, unless it was the Lakers, We weren't leaving FAAU under any circumstances. And we also wanted to give it a year to see what we could kind of become. You know, you see some of these low mid-major programs evolve quickly and become almost high major programs with resources and facilities. And so we wanted to see how quickly we could grow it. And we realized it was going to take a long time to get it to where it needs to be

to sustain like high, high-level success, top 20 type success. And then there were just a few jobs that came open in the following year that we thought would be too tough to pass up. and Michigan was one of them. Greg, I'm sorry to do this to you, but your son just spit in my ear some producing criticism of that question. I mean, this guy's in the Sweet 16 with Michigan. We're asking him something about three years ago.

He's the big 10 coach of the year. He's the national coach of the year. And you're asking him about Boca. Hey, you left FAA. It's like, yeah, two years ago. That's the foundation of Dusty Mayors. You just wanted to say foul out on the prowl unnecessarily. Like, you just, you're just.

The echoes of Boca Raton shine in Michigan. today. He's right about that. Dusty knows. Look at the smile on his face. He knows. Dusty, was this right before you lose in the conference tournament at the end? I was willing to make the argument that you just got done with the greatest regular season and tournament postseason of Michigan's career. In school history, there had never been a run like this over the regular season, but you lost the last game. What happened?

Purdue played really, really well. The style of play, the type of game, wasn't conducive for us. And we were in foul trouble, and they just dominated us in the paint. And that's something that hasn't happened this year. But Purdue is playing at a different level now. You know, they were the preseason number one team in the country. They have two first team, all in preseason, first team, all American players. And they just hadn't found their stride.

And just recently, they've really, as Miami and some other teams saw in the tournament, they're playing at a high, high level right now. Hey, coach, you guys have Alabama coming up here in the Sweet 16. How much of your time has spent prepping for the opponent versus just internal kind of working on your own stuff? Probably 60-40 with Alabama. They're a tough cover. We match up really well in some areas, but also there's some things they could exploit if we don't do a better job than we have at times this year. As far as defending the five out, defending the three-point shot.

So we'll spend 70% of our time probably working on the Alabama scouting and 30% just cleaning up some stuff and then adding a few wrinkles here and there. We still feel like we have a – because our team's only been together one year, we still have some things we can figure out and add and improve on even in a short term. Can you give us some guidance here on the business of what you do and how much it's changed? I want to play some sound for you of Kelvin Samson, who's pretty good at what he does and his team is really good, saying how recruiting is right now. We have a very poor athletic department.

We're poor. You know, we're poor when I got here, and we're still poor. We probably have the lowest budget of anybody in power four, you know. And, you know, the way our recruiting is going, we have to stop at some point because we don't have enough money to keep bringing in really good players. And that's not easy for us to do. people ask about recruiting

you know teams that have the best recruiting classes usually have the most money that's the way it is today is it Dusty to an extent yes now though if you

lose it's simply because you don't have enough money and that's it's the tired song everyone at Power 5 has a reasonable amount of money there are some that have a lot. And it's cyclical.

We're meeting if we get our donors to provide enough NIL for us to have a really good team. And we underperform or we don't spend the money wisely, then the money will be gone. I think that's the hardest part that you never really know exactly what you're going to have. In year one at Michigan, we had, I'm certain we were much lower than them and in NIL spending. This year, we got to the point where we're competitive with just about anyone. We're obviously not near the top, but we're competitive and where we felt like we needed to be. Our athletic department is not broke. We have, I think there are a few schools that have a lot of fundraising going on.

But we also are a school that tries to be good at everything. And so that's tough as well. We have obviously a football powerhouse. Our women's basketball team is one of the best teams in the country. Our hockey team is number one in the country. Dusty, I'm sorry, I've got to stop you imperfectly and politically and correct to do so as soon as you start talking about the women, but we've got a live report here.

Zaz is on the street and the Waymo. This driverless car does not wait for anybody. Zazlo, give Dusty some play-by-play here. Hurry up. I see it behind you. Coach, I don't know if you've ever been in one of these cars, these Waymos. You know how you could tell that it's yours? It's because it's the car that doesn't have a driver. I mean, I'm about to get into this car with no driver.

I'm a little bit nervous because this is not my style. I don't like this, but we're going to go to South Beach. Zasel, how did you decide this morning to drive? dress for work the way you're dressed with the backward cap a t-shirt you're embarrassing you look like radio you can't be more professional than this wrong with what I'm doing here get in the car

go ahead you're wasting Dusty's time and he doesn't have very much do you do you have a question for him or we're just going to be amid your fear because he doesn't want to actually do this good shot here Dusty do you have any questions for him or the Waymo driver no I'm excited to watch okay we'll sit here for a second with the big

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Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com slash dLB. That's betterh-E-L-P.com slash D-L-B. Hey, Roy, buddy. You know that energy shift when the game gets good, and everybody, altogether, in unison, knows to stand up on their feet? Oh, absolutely, Mike. Yeah, you've been at many. big time sporting events, you know that moment quite well. That's what it's like when you take your

first sip of Cuervo. Oh, delicious. It's the signal that says, we're not checking the time anymore, pal. It's when small talk turns into stories. Quervo, man, it's at high five, a random stranger effect. That's right. The game is popping. You're hugging people you never met before. That's the kind of energy that Cuervo brings. It's so smooth, so delicious. That's the Quervo effect. Keep it, Quervo. Don Lebatard. I've never stepped foot on that campus. If you told me right now, your life depends on it.

Go to Santa Fe University and just take a picture. Stugats. I would die. I don't know where it is. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. Do you want to play Dusty a game of May or May Not where I ask you questions and you tell me whether or not while Zaslo gives us some play by play? Oh, look, we got music for May or May Not. To sweeten the pot.

Yeah, it makes it so much better. I mean, he could decide to or not, though. It's public domain music. All right, he's going to decide to do it. A yes and kind of guy. May or I may not put pineapples on pizza. Am I answered? Yes.

I may. Wow. Ooh, okay. Look at that. Shocking admission. Terrible question. But he's saying he may, so he still might not. No, he's saying, no, that's a confirmation.

A may is a yes in this game. You're not understand the game. Coach, you certainly understand the game, right? Correct, yes. Okay, he's got no problem even with my first question. Chris, your conditioning looks like it's lacking. We need some sprints in here, ASAP. May I or may not?

Oh, boy. We'll get it together. We'll rally. May I or may I not put mustard on a hot dog? May. Of course. How about ketchup? That's far more controversial.

may not there you go but he's still like a man Roman no that's overall it's around that Borch belt may not means no I'm Roy he's he seems unsure

that's that Borch belt May fascinated by the way Mo yeah so am I so my Zaslow give the coach an update here Saslow do you feel safe

I got my seat belt on so what's the worst that could happen right it's a driverless It can drive into the sea, and now you're trapped with your seatbelt. What do you mean? What's the worst thing that can happen? A drowning death at the bottom of the Miami Beach.

Take a left turn into a building. The worst thing that can happen is it takes you to the CVS in the Bahamas. Strange. This is not awkward at all. It's going well. Another question, Dano. Dusty asked for me to throw it to jazz, and I let him executive produce the segment. He's a leader.

He's a number one seed. He deserves my respect if he wants to grab the control. Still in the tournament. technically he threw it to Zaz himself May or may I not Shampoo in the pool May Yeah

Took a sign with it too Dusty May A pride of Boga right on Fowlowl on the prowl Fowl on the prowl Your son was singing it to you He was just delighted with his own He was listening to the sound in his

head. Wonderful. Hey, Zaslow, you're passing my condo in about two minutes. Straight ahead. Do the left. Oh, really? It's not dox him. Uh, Zaz, can you tell us how you're feeling right now? Are you afraid?

I have a little bit of butterflies in my stomach. I'll be honest with you, because I don't know, like the driver, oh, I guess I shouldn't say driver. There's no driver. It's just, I don't know. It's rather jarring, man. Like, the three of us were here and there's... Srippy. No.

driver. Oh, Jaguar. Is it a jack? It is a jack? They're all jags. Nice car. I didn't know that. Very nice wheels.

Put it on the poll at Levitart show. Did you know the Waymo was a jag? Oh, there's the Freedom Tower over on the left. All right, so it's going. I found these things to be when I've watched them more responsible than most at right turns and whatnot. I don't know how these things don't get short-circuited, though. Wouldn't that be the fear?

Yeah, let's not talk about that while I'm in the Waymo. Thank you. All right. May or may I not pee in the pool, Dusty May. May not pee in the pool. Okay, but because you're going to shampoo in it. You don't want your energy. It's a classic coach. I bathe in the pool.

Dusty, good luck. We know you have to get out of here. We will have you back on, though, to play May or May I not and whatever else. If you win the championship, you'll make this deal with us now. We miss you. Don, I look forward to it. Guys, I appreciate you. Have me on.

Thank you, sir. Thank you. Okay. See, coach. Hey, guys. He was good. This is why we can't book guests. Because you guys bring this guy in.

He's having a great season. He's coach of the year. And we spent half of it just talking about Zaz, which, by the way, that Waymo's making laps around the building. That whole time, all they did was just do one big ass lap around the block. Nobody wanted that segment to work out more than Dusty May. I will take whatever. blame there is to give. I haven't felt quite

like this since we were trying to do a cigarette boat at the same time that a daily show correspondent was on with us and got mad at us. Ronnie Ching. Yeah, he got mad at us. The driver, my Waymo driver, he stopped for

people to cross the crosswalk. How dare he? How does it know not to run people over? Yeah, it's the cameras, it's the technology. Magic. And so far, there haven't been any incidents yet, right? I know with some of these robots locally,

there's been a bright line hit, one of them. I don't know if it was a Waymo or one of these food carts or, I don't know. But Waymo hasn't had any issues, but that would be the fear. And here's also the thing, Dan. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but like people, they're staring at us. And it should. Yeah, because you don't have a driver because there's not a driver. And there's a camera person.

Literally everyone we passed by is just staring at us. Is it, is anything talking to you? telling you anything, asking you anything? Does a computer ask you anything? No, no, we just told it where we want to go and it's taking me. I kind of like that because when I get into Ubers, I hate having to talk to the driver. I'm not here to make friends. Well, most of them here don't speak English.

Like most of them... Okay, but I travel a lot, Dan. I'm not sure if you're aware of that. So I take Uber often and I don't care about talking to the drivers. Again, I'm not trying to make friends, trying to make money. And so I kind of like this. What you're saying is it's easy. This is easier than Uber.

you just told the thing to take you somewhere and you don't have to explain it to someone who doesn't speak English. Well, I'm trading off, I guess I'm making a trade here. You know, I'm trading away potential safety for comfort level. Saz, how's the temperature in there? Like, what if you get cold? Can you control the air? What's the matter with you?

You don't think there are buttons here to control the AC? I don't know. I mean, just... Hold on. You're not going to call Chris's question dumb when you said, how does it know not to run people over? You think they would have a car on the street that just runs people over left and right.

Yeah, not understanding having trouble understanding how a car that doesn't have a driver knows to not run people over is a valid concern. Zazzo, hop in the front seat and take the wheel. Make a statement for human empowerment.

I'm the captain now. This is how you prove you're not a cuck. Zaz, you saying potential safety. Don't ever say that. Afraid to do it. I'm going to guess that Waymo's are safer than South Florida drivers. Like, I don't think that's even up for dispute. Waymo safer.

I got to be honest with you here. This Waymo is taken like the worst route. Well, why did it go in circles around the Freedom Tower? Is that true? Was that the accusation that was made? Was it inefficient? Is it not going directly to where it is you need to go? Right now, it's a little bit of.

inefficient. Like, it's one of those deals where, you know, like when you put in the GPS or in the ways and it tells you, you know, the shortest way to get somewhere, but it's like you're taking a million back roast. Just get on the damn highway. Get me to where I'm going. That's what I feel like, you know? Tell the car to start doing screeching tires. I want to hear spin donuts. Greg, you sound like an old drum. Yeah, that's what you want me to do. Greg, you sound like an old drunk. I don't want to hear spin donuts. Greg, it's the most... It's redundant, by the way. Can I tell you guys what just happened? It's a synonym.

Let me explain to you guys what just happened so you understand. That was wild. No, Chris, I'm going to explain to you the surreal show we do with your dad and what just happened because I don't think you noticed. Because Zaz is in a car far away that has a driverless wheel, he is shouting at Zaz as you would if you were shouting at him outside. It's the closest he's been to the microphone in 18 months because he thinks Zaz can hear him better if he shouts it at him. straight into the microphone because he's talking to the computer screen because he thinks he's shouting into the future. That's what just happened with your father.

He's never been that engaged with the microphone in 21 years doing this with him. Thank you. Can we also talk about when the coach was talking about, you know, being down in South Florida and everything. And Chris is like, say foul all on the prowl. When he was pro shampoo, I'm like, I fed my dad, say foul out on the prowl. It's 14 times. My dad's just like, yeah.

Say it! Can we reap? Get that. Just get that 45 seconds for me. And please show me if you could. Tell me there was a camera on Chris Cody as he threw papers in the air because he tried to give his dad an Alleyoop easiest joke in the world seven times. But his dad was strutting around the wrestling ring. Just enjoying still that he got to sing foul out on the prowl and ask his shitty FAU question.

And then I'm like, say it. And he finally said it. And it was just, God. For the listeners. who cannot see what happened. If you've ever watched a Seinfeld episode where George tells Jerry, hey, if someone calls, answer,

Vandalie Industries, and then Kramer answers, and George is running out the bathroom with his pants around his legs and talking about, Spandalli Industries! Say Vandalea Industries! That's exactly the energy Chris had. Say, Falau and Brown! Say, Fall Al-A-O-N-Brown!

Please get me that video. I want to watch all of that again together. I believe, though, this Waymo's got an issue because it's taking Zazz way too long to go four blocks. Are they going in circles over there? Why would the Waymo get in the lane that has the cones because of construction? Oh, cut the line.

I like that. You are three blocks from the hotel, Zaz. You haven't moved anywhere. He definitely did a circle. No, it had to be more than a circle. The entire time Zaz has been on, he has gone now three blocks, and he's been moving the entire time. The lights out here. It's just confused.

You know the really ugly arches? It is confused. It's confused here. Is that a green light or is that no light? The lights out. He should be in that right light and turn it to the beach. Oh, no. You're just going to wait forever.

It's confused. It's going to sit. The light is. And there's, it says on the screen here, our team is working to get you moving. What team? No team there. I'm sitting in the middle of running here. I can see you.

The computers. The computers have not. accounted for Miami being Miami. Of course. Oh, he's moving now. Of course, there would be a light. Now we're getting on the highways. Now I'm concerned.

Now I don't feel safe. Okay, no, it got you out of, that's a bigger jam. Oh, we're getting on the highway now. Zaz, that was a bigger jam than any of the other jams. Miami being Miami and just a light being out and an important intersection, that could have short-circuited the thing because there were cars moving past you. Zaz, you should be there already. You should be there.

You're five minutes. Yeah, we're just sitting in the middle of the road. You've, the entire time we were on the air wasting Dusty May's time. You've been going in circles. You've been doing this for the better part of 30 minutes. Have you not? You've gone three blocks. Yeah, I've been in this car for about an hour and a half now.

It says that we are 12 minutes away. Yes, well, it's a straight shot. You will go past, this is lovely here. This is a lovely area. He's holding onto that door with his left hand so hard. All right. It says, how do you? feel about how everything's going because you're now going, are you going exactly 55 miles an hour?

That's a 40 zone, actually. That's a 40 zone, I think. Yeah, we're going 45 right now. We're just approaching the tunnel now. So we're getting close to South Beach. How uncomfortable is Fuentes? Because you said there were three people in the car with you. It looks like you're alone. The whole thing, the whole thing really feels like it's from the future. Yeah, well, I'm not alone, all right. You know, I got Fuentes next to me. He's looking like the seat's a little tight for him, though, to be perfectly honest.

It's a little scrunched up together. I'm comfortable, though that's what's important. Okay, yeah, it's a little tight. How is Rose doing? It seems like it's uncomfortable. I don't know. She's in the other room there. Tell her I say, hey.

Oh, man. We have our Waymo camera person there. It's actually not a real person. It's just a camera person. All right. So, Zad, you're pretty close, and you're going to the place. We swear Scarface. I told this story earlier, Greg.

There's a famous strip on Ocean Drive. We were talking about Miami Vice yesterday. This used to be an entirely dead area. And then Scarface and Miami Vice gave the city a certain image nationally. And on Ocean Drive is the little hotel where the Colombian drug lords tried to chainsaw Al Pacino and his friend. And it was going to be an X-rated movie. and they made the arguments to Hollywood, no, we don't see Buzzsaw touch flesh, and so you're going to that hotel now, which, of course, is a pharmacy, correct?

It's now a pharmacy? Yeah, it's a CVS. All right. So that's the one near the Fifth Street gym, right? Yeah, yeah, it's relatively close. But you remember the guy staggered into the street? Like, it was considered the most graphic, to turn an R movie into an X-rated movie, was that scene. The Buzz Saw scene in it, that stuff was happening in Miami back then.

Greg, you grew up in that Miami. Well, I grew up in that Broward County, about 30 miles north. I'm saying in the 80s, you raised your kids in the Miami where that could happen in a local hotel room. Oh, yeah, for sure. The drug wars allowed, there were people in strip malls in the street gunned down because it was the wild wild west. Yeah, every table had a mountain a chalk on it, except it wasn't chalk. So that is where Zaz is going. Zaz, you tell us when you're there and we'll check back in with you, okay?

We're passing Star Islands right now, Dan. Yeah, so that's the richest stuff we've got over there. Bezos and everybody else is trying to buy everything for $150 million plus. I got five on it. What does that mean? $5. That means I'm getting in on it. Greg, can you explain yourself?

Zaz would have been so frustrated with you if he had seen your son, this has never happened here before. Have you guys seen this happen before? where Chris Cody gets so frustrated with his father that because he was yelling a joke at him that only works if he's the one that makes it. The rest of us making it doesn't make it funny. He's got to make the joke. But he's too busy dancing to,

oh, coach like my foul l on the prowl. That he didn't hear that he just was... It's very frustrating. It's delightful. I mean, coach could be studying tape right now instead he's answering foul owl on the prowl questions. I know. Well,

Zaslo is driving in a car being driven by the invisible man from a Ralph Ellison novel. All right. I don't know what those two have to do with each other. Craig, Craig, you haven't been very good today, okay? And I want to play for you an example of this. You were very good. You're very good last week, but you just made your son. Amin, has he ever thrown his papers up in the air before?

He had a big stack of papers. I have no idea from the way that he does this show that he had done anything in the way of planning or organization. So to see him back there, throw seven papers up in the way, but I don't think he reads and he proved at the start of that segment that he doesn't know how to. Him throwing

seven papers up in the air frustrated because his dad wouldn't take the easiest joke. I've never seen it before. Dan, desperation. Like he was so desperate for it to happen for that plane to land and instead Greg Cody just careened into the ocean. Because he was like hearing me say it and like

celebrating like I was saying it on air. No, just for you. Say it. 10-day Tony. What's up, Mike? It's NBA playoff time. Finally. Yeah, yeah.

The NBA playoffs are here. Every possession feels like someone's season is on the line. Because it is? It's all about drama. And now, there's baseball on every night? We're back into baseball? We are? Every random Tuesday feels like October when you're into the sport as much as we are.

Which is why I texted you the other night, 10-day, Tony. Hey, I got a couple of Miller lights. I got all the games. on why don't you come over pal guess what i did you came over i hauled over there you hold over there but not before you stopped by a convenient place to pick up some miller light they sell it pretty much anywhere they have beer you had the white cans i brought over the brown bottle oh oh oh we had ourselves a time how many times did we jump up off the couch and cheers every time we looked at each other took a sip said yeah bud this is exactly where we need to be we made the right call that's why

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You think you're big time? But you're going to die. Big time. That is my infamous scale of one to ten. That's a, that's a 7.6. Solid. Good job, Dad. Good job.

That's a suing nominee right there. This is the Dan Labarthur show with the Stugats. Kurt and Zaz. We'll get back to you in a second. We evidently have a replay. And Greg, I want you to see it so that you can see, because I haven't seen it, I just lived it, I felt it, and I felt for your son. He's in charge of the thing back there. It flies off the rails sometimes and offends the celebrities.

The show's hard to book because of stupidities like that. The thing back there. I actually am presuming, yeah, it's hard to book because of other people. I'm presuming when doing that, and I have a blind spot here, admittedly, because I can't wait to hear from Coogler at the end of this. I have a blind spot about I totally assumed from the very start because Dusty May was a friend of the show the last time and because he's local

and because he understands that we he knows what our show is that he was in on the joke I presumed it without asking him well he was in on the attempt at a joke to say joke suggests that we landed it I imagine he leaves that kind of just shaking his head smiling

and then like the Michigan program's like well that was a waste of time oh damn still How much has changed down there, huh? All right. What times a citrus bull against Bama? Because people wanted a serious interview. I loved it.

No, but it had potential, no doubt. We fell short, but like, I thought it was fine. Well, but no, no, no. I want to approach this from a content standpoint, and I want to ask a mean, and I want to ask Greg Cody if we're going to dissect this particular, this autopsy. What about Sigfried? right now in the opinions of Sigmund or Roy, what I am interested in before we get back to the Waymo, is when we do that interview with Dusty Mae, you guys know, I mean, we've done this enough, right? 21 years. I don't love talking to the coaches because they come on and they say their things and it's sales and its platitudes and people do eat it up. They gobble it up, especially if you're a coach of the moment. But coaching interviews to me, I hate them. I hate them. God, I hope he's not listening right now.

No, but not his, no, so he comes up. Look, this is a worthy, newsworthy guest. Last year I turned down Kelvin Samson. I got in trouble with Cougler on that one just because the coach interviews are maddening to me. They're professional salesmen, all of them. Calvin's ads that could have been on our show talking about we're poor. That could have been our sound. That's correct.

That's your fault. And so this is the time of the year for them. And furthermore, because I grew up in a market, and you guys know this, where in South Florida all they did this time of here. You're in a market? That tracks, given what we're seeing. Fruit aisle. Birth on aisle 8.

Food aisle. Oh, boy. Food aisle. One of them food aisles. He said fruit. He said fruit. Oh, wow. Still, I mean, popular aisle in a market.

Produce is generally not an aisle. It's like a section, but whatever. You had a bogo. Thank you. In this market where, for 20 years, the University of Miami basketball program, was very frustrated because it couldn't get actually into the game with Leonard Hamilton and a million other coaches. The way that South Florida Sports Radio celebrated this time of year is getting all the Seth Greenbergs of the room, all the salesmen in one room, and they would get on and do

long shows for days with the coaches selling their sports to people. And then Dick Vital comes on with us and gets furious because we say, hey, we think Petino cheats. We think. Okay, come on, Dan. Come on, Dan. And hangs up on our show. That's correct. Because what do you? What? You're not in on the sales, guys? You know, I thought we were all selling this together. You think Dusty May comes on our show and expects to be able to sell Michigan to the nation? You think, like, with, I'm going to do the platitudes versus I'm going to show my personality. I think we're having a different conversation.

For the record, Dussie was great. Awesome. He was the best thing about that. Come back, coach, please. Yeah. You're talking now about coaching interviews in a vacuum. And I think Dussie Mae was very playful and very nice with this time. But what I'm asking Amin and Greg is, do you want me to get the sound on?

This is how we're going to play against Alabama? No, I mean, not necessarily. I think the idea is that we're going to push the envelope within reason and hope that they play along. And sometimes they do like Dusty did. And I think you turning down Calvin Samson was a massive mistake because he's a guy. He's reached the age where it's like, I don't care anymore. I'm not going to do the political thing.

I'm just going to say what I feel. And he could have been a great quote. I think you need to stop judging books by their covers. I personally think we played it right because there's a million other places you can go to hear Dusty May analyze Alabama So let's ask him about leaving FAUU, good call Exactly, that's right

Because he volunteered it by saying he misses Boca right on Hold on Zaz is on Ocean Drive now I can see that familiar strip of land It is one of the most famous And oh look he's pulling up right now Wow Everyone is staring at us Dan there was a woman

she physically grabbed her child's head and manually turned it around to look at the freak show. Yeah, she said, look at that guy with a be in her head. It appears as though you've stopped in a ballet lane, though,

which is an odd place for a drop-off and probably confuses the ballet. Give me a moment. I get out of the car. But is it telling you to get out of the car or take us through here, says? I'm just, I'm very aware of us being at the location

I asked it to take us. know to get out. Okay, but is someone around you telling you to get out just for a second? Because is the car then leaving? Are you coming back on the car as well? How does this work? Are we going to... Well, the car says please exit now. Wow, with an exclamation point. Okay, so before you do that, good follow-up, Greg, is there an exclamation point? That guy right there is taking a picture of us. It's not creepy at all. Are you going to come back in that car as you get out? Is the car then going to abandon you. Are we going to televise

your return? I think his car is going to dip. Okay. Get out then and show us where the famous Scarface scene happened. Take us on a little tour. Would you please? Yep. Give me a second. Hitchhike back. Yeah, he can just Uber. Or take a taxi.

Why would you have him hitchhike? It would be funny. Taxi. I'm going to see, Greg. It would be funny. There are still taxis. There are still taxis. The taxi is struggling. The taxi is struggling. A yellow cab? Roy, it's fair to say. It's fair to say the taxi. The taxi has to feel very threatened right now by what we just televised.

The taxi, the taxi was already hurt because of Uber, but there still are taxis on the beach, yes. Shocking to me. And so here goes, all right, so here, the car's going to leave. Goodbye, Waymo. Thank you for all the help. Zaslow, hold on just a second before you

go up there. Can I get a replay of Chris Cody just throwing the papers up in the air, please? May or may I not Why do you keep shampoo in the pool? May. Yeah!

Right here I start feeding him. That's my man. He's feeding you right here. Dusty May. He's feeding you. Say it. Oh, that's why he had his Boca right on. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, finally. No, that's what it was. I missed it the first time. We don't got the papers being thrown up in the air. No, he wanted to shout Boca right on.

and he was just like feeling the top of humor. Like, that's all it was. Greg was really pleased with himself there. I'm an owl. I'm proud of my alum. He's gone on to do great things with the springboard of Bokoai. Zaz, give us the play-by-play of what you're doing right now.

He's not an alum. He didn't go to FAU, Dusty May. Well, I did. I went to FAU for both of us. What happened to you not being a fan and being a journalist and all that stuff? What happened to you not be banging? a drama to Panthers game. I went

to, you never played for the Panthers. I went to FAU. It's where I met my wife. Christopher would not be here if I hadn't gone to FAU. He's right about that. He got your ass. It's like he's been waiting on that one all day long. Just say something.

Say something. You know what that is? That's another great Cody. First out of Scarface. That's a great car right there. Yeah. Dan, it's hot outside. Maybe crying. Yeah, we got our last, I think, good night and good morning of the year in terms of weather.

I think the rest of the way it's going to be baking sun the rest of the way. This is a long walk for you. Why did the car leave you so far away from where it is that you're going? I thought it was leaving you right in the front. Are you in the right place? Yeah, I'm the right place. I recognize this area. See, here's the CVS.

I'm literally next to the CVS now. Start jogging. Get a little exercise in. But that is a good point. Like, it dropped us off like a block. away. It's a great place for you to have stupid driver. Run sprints. Are you tired? Are you winded? You're sore from yesterday's street hockey.

Tired. I'm walking. What's the matter with you? All right. Right here. See it? Oh, look at this. This is the staircase that was used in the filming of Scarface starring Al Pacino and Stephen Bauer and Mary Elizabeth, Massr Antonio, and Michelle Pfeiffer. This scene depicts the chainsaw Massacre and is a world-famous Hollywood landmark. What a movie. Why is the number 1983 in quotes? It says the filming of the

quote 1983 unquote classic movie Scarface It's a fair question Yeah we don't You know We don't do English great

In this town Well neither to you You kept asking May I You or May Oh God That was So good

All right Take us up to the hotel room Or the motel room I guess It was the first one On the right I think But look

Look here Look with the camera It's chained off Hop it. Ah, that's an easy chain to get around. Apparently, we are not allowed to go to the site. Oh, but you can jump over that. Do the limbo.

Okay. You don't, or the limbo. Or under. Okay. Yeah. Scuff law. Eddie play to not put your leg over. Yeah, it's Miami.

You're now trespassing. Nothing bad would happen there. Now Danny's climbing over. They can do the same thing that the jury do. They could buzz saw you. Would you recreate the scene for us? Do you think you can stagger down the staircase and fall down in Ocean Drive? if you've been, you know, what, didn't Tony like, what do he do?

Did he shoot him a couple of times? Or did he, there was some reason that the guy with the chainsaw was staggering down the stairs and overacting the hell out of it? Dan, do you know that the restaurant right next to here, right there? It's called Montana's? I did not know that. Tony Montana's? Good call. I did not know that.

Yeah. Right in there. That's where Tony was about to get chainsawed. This is great podcast. He escaped, though. Okay. I mean, just whispered to me, this is great podcasting. It really doesn't.

It really doesn't work. Oh, I thought. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Good hour from you, Dano. Let's call the time out.