The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: The Nolan-Cruise War

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

Beginning with a Parade of Gasbags that includes a sound Dan believes belongs on the pantheon of sports overreaction, Dan, Stu, Amin, and the crew take a look back at the Heat and Panthers runs and ask: Can't we just remember the joy? Do we have to immediately criticize? Then, Adnan Virk and David Samson join us for their Top 5 Movie Endings in History. Adnan and David's lists spark an intense debate in the Shipping Container about Christopher Nolan movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. This is Sposed Time, though, I'm telling you. This is what we're gonna look back on 20 years from now. This was Sposed Time. I agree, yes.

Sposed was watching film, he's making adjustments, Malone is just yelling at his players. Play hard. More effort! Play better deep-fair. More effort! There you go, coach. I'm waiting for one time for Mark Jackson or Jeff Fengundi to tell me that a coach on the other team has done something all I hear is

Sposed zone Sposed starting Kevin Love. I haven't heard anything Mike Malone has done what you got adjustments Michael Malone Setting ass up Sposed Sposed Setting ass up so get ready. Yeah right now it's coming. They asked us is set. I'm with you all the way up. Bow is running circles around these other coaches in this place. Chris, but Mike Malone was really good, Michael. Excuse me. He doesn't like Mike.

Jokish? No, he's going to get into false trouble. He has never faced a team in the play of like the hit. You know what I mean? Close. He has weak ankles. That's another thing. Altitude.

All-time great player. Bla bla bla. The heater back. So I know that thing. Altitude, all-time great player. Blah, blah, blah. The heater back. Put some bass in your voice and believe in your voice. I believe. You can see that this crowd here is hoisting babies into the air. The nuggets are a really good team.

They're an overwhelming team. They should be the favorites. They are the favorites. They have everything. But the heat have Jimmy Butler. Well, this is the argument Stugots has been making here for three days. Any time I say, oh, best net rating since the Warriors in 2018, Stugots is answers. Yeah, but Jimmy, I don't think they're overwhelming.

I have made fun for a couple of years of the way that Nick's fans, they spill into the streets Outside the mecca when they win a single playoff game. I am putting in that same pantheon a Single finals victory with Jeremy Tashay yelling. They are hoisting babies in the air The phrase hoisting babies in the air to celebrate a single finals victory in a series that would end up for one. And then the camera pans slowly over to let's see one solitary baby in the ground in the way. All right, go sit in the penalty box for two minutes. I mean he's having a rough time. He's drinking too much when he's in Miami too. They were hoisting babies. It was accurate. It happened. And you know what? A finals win as an eight seed. I think it was right for fans to celebrate. It was a big deal at even the series.

I think it was also his birthday if I remember correctly. So it was like it was my excited and extra energy that day. Uh Jeremy, a lot of people have enjoyed you. I mean you went crazy and at one point you were making arguments on behalf of why Jimmy would have been better as a part of the big three than LeBron. That's a thing that I'm giving away. We got three more gas bags. That's a thing that happened. And then you just fled.

You ran at some point here in the last three days, you ran into and hid behind some hills. I think that's a punchline to gas bags three. I mean, it was, it was crazy. You went crazy with I told you so. And there was a single baby being hoisted. I didn't see multiple babies. Multiple babies. You can go check the tape down there was a single baby being hoisted I didn't see multiple babies. Multiple babies you can go check the tape down there was there babies being hoisted.

I I believe that he was there but again I just chronicled for you the ways in which he's a fool. So yes he was there but I did not see babies being thrown in the air. All takes pre Josh heart diving into Jimmy Butler's ankle We're correct post that all right Maybe I overstepped a little bit well, let me let me ask the question I said his ankle is fine Jeremy. Oh sure of the hockey players Those sounded like more legitimate injuries. It takes a minute to impress my grind to not say hey if you're out there

You got to play and sternum's and oblique tears and. No broken sternum is gnarly. gnarly. That's a car accident in jury. Well, I would say high ankle sprains are pretty gnarly as well to play basketball with. But sternum in that sport, then they have the game tying goal and game two or game three. I can't think of the sport where a broken sternum does. It's really effective. I can't give a that sport.

I mean, I feel like you can't even play chess with that. broken sternum does this really affect you. That sport, I mean. I feel like you can't even play chess with that. I mean, it was reported. Matthew could chuck after scoring the game tying goal and being on the ice for the game winning goal, er, rowically returning. Before game four had to be helped out of bed by his brother, Brady could chuck because he just couldn't muster up the energy. He needed assistance putting on his pads and putting on his jersey.

That's like legendary stuff right there. And because they're in Aidseed, I do think it gets remembered. Normally everyone just laughs at the runner up and we do that all or nothing type thing. But these two teams do in this simultaneously. I think it kind of took away from the massive achievements because we had to divide our attention.

Because this is stuff, it's happened once in hockey where the team actually lifted the cup as an AC. But this is a stuff that you talk about in movies. It's not, it only happens in video games. Two ACs simultaneously doing this, and running through the teams that they did, can't overstate that they beat the greatest regular season hockey team of all time,

and they were down three one, down a goal at a minute left and found a way despite everybody getting hurt in that series. Well, that's what you guys were talking about earlier, like the idea that it's already time to just reflect on how enjoyable this was like the last two months this run losing in these championships doesn't take away from that no different than like in 2020 when we needed a welcomed distraction and the heat went on the run to the the bubble finals, which everybody immediately wanted to criticize. It's all bubble frauds and break this down and break that down.

Like for me, I'm at least for the next week. Give me a week to be able to just reflect on how fun this has all been. I would say in general that there has been, and you've heard me say this, a real coarsening, real, real sharp sandpaper coarsening of sports coverage. Rip this guy, crush this guy, be meaner than the next person to get out of in front so you can be Steven A Smith. The next Shannon Sharp or Skip Bayless, how do you get attention? Be meaner, be crueler, be more cynical. And in the coarsening of that, I do believes to God's it all was birthed a long time ago by sports

radio. It infected and killed newspapers. It infected and altered sports television and sports television debate. It gave me life. And in so doing, there's first place and everyone else's losers. There, it gave you a living for real. Like your legitimate on, I win every year because I can criticize everybody. There's only one winner. It's so much easier to criticize. And when I'm telling you today, in this market, after a lifetime spent making my own career

here, the emotion is not a bad one for me. Like them getting to where they got it told you at the time, I'm good. Like this is the best that this can feel, all of it, and if they end up losing, I'm really grateful that the city I care about and the market I care about, that these people did something totally unexpected,

something that at every turn, they made me happy to be wrong every time because all I was doing every time was, you can't win that, you can't beat Janice, you can't beat the Boston Bruins, you can't do it. It's not possible and again and again, I'm watching my television in disbelief because babies are being hoisted in the air.

It's right for the organizations to feel a sense of disappointment. Oh, we almost got there, we came in second. It's right for the organizations to feel a sense of disappointment. Oh, we almost got there. We came in second. Let's go into the next season, motivated already thinking about the players and the people who came up short and what ultimately was their goal. But for fans, like, I'm not going to remember the way that the heat role players struggled in the finals.

I'll remember Max Struce leading the heat back against the Bulls to get them to the playoffs. I'll remember Kayla Martin hitting a shot over Yannis and playing crazy against the Celtics. I'll remember Gabe Vincent essentially stepping in and being Tyler hero and being a go to score for the heat first stretch. Like that's how I'll remember this because they brought those memories and we're not going to forget it just because they didn't win this specific. If the expectations, that's why you're feeling the way you feel today. Yeah, right.

It's the unexpected. I feel like a loser. If you take that. I feel like a loser. I feel like a loser. This were like the president. I did feel like a loser after they got swept by the lightning last playoff run, but the A.C. does mitigate the hurt.

And it certainly hurts. On the heat side, thank God they beat the Celtics. Yeah. Because I'd be in misery. But as long as they got the banter advantage over New York and Boston, then God, they beat the Celtics. Yeah. Because I'd be in misery. But as long as they got the banter advantage over New York and Boston, that's, if we're gonna go out, that's the way I wanna go out. You're gonna remember Max Drew's bad shooting.

I'm gonna remember over 10. Yeah. I remember the 4% from open shots or whatever he said. You're never gonna forget that. Speaking of someone who grew up in Nick's fan and grew up in New York John Starks is 94 finals people still talk about okay, but that was two for 18 He went in a in a game in a game, but it wasn't a game there's different expectations with

Max True John Starks undrafted player John Starks is Max No, but I mean two decades. I mean the expectation the expectations for the next with Jordan out of the league was to win a championship. No, and it was game seven. They got close. It's not like you were sitting there saying the way you were through both the Denver and Vegas series. This team that you're up against, they're better than you are. No matter how hopeful you are, the arguments on behalf of the Panthers and Heat were all

shitty. They were all the magic toolbox of Spowe, grit and hard, right up until you run into a giant who doesn't care that much about his work, but is better than every time. Dan, I had nuggets and six. I always thought that Denver Nuggets were gonna win, but I'm telling you right now, if Max Drew's hit shots, that's a different series.

Wide open shots, like Tony pointed out. It's not the OV hit shots. Wide open shots, that's only reason you're out there. Yeah, there were both AIDS seeds, but I mean, I picked Florida to be Boston in the first round. And I thought that Florida was playing better hockey than what the heat did in beating Milwaukee was just that was who could have seen that coming.

They were overwhelming underdogs. Who is a bigger underdog in their series? Panthers or heat? In the finals. Yeah, the heat. You think they were no no I'm telling you from the play were yeah, the nuggets were minus 360 and Vegas was minus 140 entering that season. The difference of trafficking sports. The biggest dog that the heat were was against the box Yes, they were plus 1200

I will say again. I really would have enjoyed the finals if it had been Milwaukee against Denver plus 1200, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, calle llevamos todos a cieras, pero lo más aterradores no saberen que... Conciar, huir de las personas que os piden que mireis. Si queréis seguir convido. Birdbox Barcelona, estreno en Netflix el 14 de julio. Te atreves a ver. Don Levatard, la perea no era de la casa de la casa. Deh, deh, excuse mi. Don't live a TARD that bear was not on house death deck. Excuse me. I was gonna say desk. I meant deck. I botched it terrible $2

penalty box two minutes See it home for the day walk to the ocean. What do you want me to do? Superbowl wait, Dan. I didn't ask for any of this and I have no money Aqua stoo gots walk to the ocean. I walked to the ocean. I Get out of here. Walk to the ocean. I- Why? Walk to the ocean. I really have no money. Get out of here. Get out of here. I'll do the show without you. I don't like this.

This is the Don Limita show with the Stugats. I value the movie opinions of both of these men, even though they are very different about how they arrive at their opinions and they have very different opinions and they rarely agree on much of anything when it comes to the movies because they experience film differently. A mean is still trying to get in the game here with Sinifob on the movie front, but he does not have a segment here. The host of nothing personal David Samson does and Adnan Burke does as the host of CineFile. Thank

you for joining us gentlemen. I want to start today with Best Movie Endings Ever. Okay. Top 5 Best Movie Endings Ever. Mike, why are you, uh, is this a spoiler warning because movie endings are kind of a big deal? Of course, there's a spoiler warning, but I'm going to guess guys, just from your lists of top five best movie endings ever, how many of them are recent? Like what is for both a Samson? The most recent one on your list is about what year? Uh, at least 10 years old.

Okay. Addent. There's no spoiler alert allowed for me a year is the maximum. Addent, how about you? The most recent of your choices is about what year? 16 years, 2007. I would, David, I think we're good with spoilers. Play on.

All right. Thank you, Mike, for being vigilant about everybody except the people in the audience who really are going to get mad because they haven't seen these movies in the last 10 or 16 years and are still going to be furious. Who are we we gonna start with? Let's start with David because his list is usually the most appalling. Number five, David. Felma and Louise. When you have a movie of two people holding hands and going off a cliff, you're thinking, wow, that is a partnership that I would love to be a part of a connection that I would crave to have

and I've never had. That's not. That's not. That's not, man, why are you taking your head? As usual, Dan, it's just the schmaltz and sediment of samsin comes out. It's a movie about female serial killers. He's making his sense, like, it's a killer.

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But I'm not down the film on the reason number five. Good. Mike, I need some production to help here just with Adnan and Samson in this regard. I believe, and it's not just the dog that's distracting them, I believe that Tony and Jessica have no interest in what these people are talking about because they don't care about movies that are this old. I don't know what bitches is, is that a movie is a show?

What is it? I don't believe they care in any way about Thelman Louise and I don't know what the classics are where we age out culturally on some of this stuff. The moment they said 16 years, bbf, you just lost 40%. That one's like 40 years old, I think. I don't even know.

Okay, so number four, David. My personal favorite, war of the roses. The good ones. Yeah. Oh, if you've not heard of war of the roses, it's a movie that I took my ex-wife to the night we got engaged. It's about a couple who gets divorced,

where ends up... At least. Wait a minute. That can't be true. That can't be true. The night you got engaged, you went to see the most famous movie ever about divorce. Because I wanted it to be clear

that I didn't want to end that way. Oh, of course. Little did I know. Yeah. That's an amazing sentence. I proposed to my now ex-wife at or around, or the Rosie. I like, I love the idea that David didn't know what the movie was about. I said, oh, Rose, is that romantic?

A Kathleen Turner. Oh, no. I didn't know what it was about. It was totally purposeful. Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas worked together a couple of times, right? Remainting the stone. What was your favorite on-screen pairing?

Was it War of the Roses? Yes, with Jewel of the Nile second, romancing the stone third. What? They were a power couple. They were a power couple back in the day. Did you just break our wall because you're offended by Jewel of the Nile being-

Over romancing the stone? It's one of the worst, Jewel of the Nile over romancing the stone. It's one of the worst jewel in our world's sequels in movie history. It's awful. It's not even the top 10. I mean, it's awful. Romance in the song was a good movie. Jewel of the Nile was just blah. I'll put.

It's why you're not in the segment. Number three. It's why there are movie experts and you are doing a Cinepho-bon-bad movie. Well, that's I know bad movies, Dan. Jule of the Niles a bad movie. Number, and listen, I'm with the meat on this. He is right that Jule of Niles knocked him, but I got a backup Samson. War the Rose is fantastic and it does have a killer ending.

I've noticed just a lot of it. Shandelier and Pro. Number three, Samson. Number three is the end of the departed and I hate to put a score sassy movie on this but the Sorry forgot the music but we're short on time already the end of the departed when you realize that someone is getting what is coming to them And it happens with the medical school hospital boots on by mark wallberg killing Matt Damon. That is a killer ending more so than even more of the roses. Okay. I've been on synophobe and I mean notes because I defended the department and I

didn't mock you with the department and the best thing that I mean pointed out is the ending isn't great. Now the actual double crossing the murders I'm with you David, but the last shot is so bad. So bad. So bad. So bad. The little rat. The last shot of a rat. Data could not have been more on the nose. More obvious. It was a terrible visual shot from our greatest visual master, a genius in Scorsese departed number three. No way. Samson, a rat skittering across the screen because Matt Damon's a rat,

like that was awful. It's his list. And I mean, no mean no that's that's a good point I saw that movie when I was like in sixth grade and I did like the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at the screen meme because I like got what was going on and that's a bad sign when like fifth graders are like I get the subtlety of this shot it should I can't believe you're allowed to see such a violent movie in elementary school. Okay. Number two. Sorry, wait.

Number two. I will never forget and I try to relive this ending. It's the ending of Castaway where Tom Hanks looks and is trying to decide which direction his life is going to go. Will he follow the winged, the golden wings? Adnan, you say one word about the end of Castaway. Just one word. I like it.

It's just either you haven't seen it. What is it? What is it? What is it? I can't believe David went less subtle than the deported ending. Then Tom Hanks' life had a literal crossroads. Yeah. It is so obvious.

I brought it to me because they're just hitting over the head of the giant animal like look This guy overcame all this right. He talked to a volleyball He lost Wilson his best friend who's a volleyball, but now he just sees a girl like cowboy hat And he says you know, maybe life's gonna work out. Okay. I just replied at all Always be aware of the girl and the cowboy hat. Your life will not be okay. Samson, your thoughts here? I have those wings tattooed on me. Wow.

Wow. You really believe in this. Oh. Adnan. Adnan. For all of you people, Dan, here's the problem. You put this group of people together and they're prone just to make fun of the list. But when you're watching the end of Castaway,

how do you not reflect internally on what your life choices are and what you could be doing better, worse, or differently as the clock is running out? I hated the ending of Castaway. It wasn't a heavy ending. Forbill in it. Number one, David.

You're just shaking your head at my face because everyone's cast away. It can't be worse. My favorite. My favorite movie ending is a movie called Chances R. Chances R. Ryan O'Neill and Sybil Shepard and Robert Downey Jr. Mary

Stewart Masterson and it ends. It's a time travel movie sort of about rebirth and it ends with a wedding and it ends with someone being able to figure out what true love is and acknowledging that the life they have is the life they want even though it's not what they expected. It's got one of the great movie soundtrack songs of all time by Sharon Peter Satterra called After All Chances Are and that movie I've watched the end of no exaggeration well over 200 times. And then Danny, stop it. I've never seen chances. I've heard it, but I'm also aware of it.

It was work. I give you the number one movie in a ball time. Suddenly I've got work to do here. I won't see it 200 times. Maybe I'll see it once. And that will suffice. It sounds like the movie, David should have taken his wife to after he got engaged Or Catholic Do not put my ex-wife's name in your mouth And then what is your list look like let's begin with number five, please Well the better list is always there. Number five is the sixth sense. Totally predictive.

I see dead people. I mean, you're not talking that ending. I mean, it's really starting to be phenomenal on that entire summer. It put M Night Shyamalan on the map. It put Frusbo's back on the map. The shot of the wedding ring. And the horror and look on Haley Joel Osman, David,

the sixth sense killer. And I just feel like you Google best endings for critics to say. So we'll see what the rest of your list number four, the Shawshank redemption. He did. Ultimate story of male friendship. Okay. Red was here. Get busy living or get busy dying.

You're goddamn right. Morgan Freeman on the bus. A voice that belongs out of the Smithsonian. He seized him, Robins in the beach. The quintessential film, but male friendship. You won't get a dry eye in the house when you're watching the Shawshank Redemption. Put it on the pole. Please, Jude, you put it on the pole. Please get busy living or get busy dying. You're goddamn right. Yes or no. Number three. Number three is there will be blood. I drink or milkshake. I drink it up. Ah, what are you doing? Daniel DeLuis goes way, way, way over the top. It makes a holy pain

and it beats the crap of the Paul DeL. It's one of the greatest, most memorable movie endings ever. There will be blood and there was a whole lot Paul Dana. It's one of the greatest, most memorable movie endings ever. They're only blood and there was a whole lot of blood. And this PT Anderson classic one of the best movies in the last 20 years. We can pre-tape this segment, Dan. We really not have us need to be here for that, Dan. Number two.

Thosablaco. Oh, maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. Soon for the rest of your life. What about us? We'll always have Paris. Alright? Here's looking at you, kid.

Here's looking at you, Sam, say, come on. Pass up on all that on the ending. Number one, Ed. Number one is the usual suspects. Yeah. I'm telling you, it's Kai's our suspect. He will not get a better ending than Kevin Spacey. Figure out his hand is okay.

Liding his cigarette away we go. The lip goes away. It's a good less, David. It's an indisputably good less. No less dance, huh? I'm not telling you that. For both of you guys, no inception with the spinning top. Inception would be close to my list.

I'm putting together a list of worst movie endings ever. And like Leo de Caprio is like three terrible endings. You know my conception? Here's the inception ending that I like, that if it happened in 2007 with Lincoln Park playing at the end of it, because I've gone through so much with Inception, it's an almost an impossible movie to follow and I've done it.

I've done it. I've done it. And I want an ending. Tell me what happens. Don't leave it after all of that, after all that mental gymnastics that I'm doing, tell me what happens. I could tell you what happens. Like honestly what the last scene is,

Michael Cain said, any scene where he's in, that's reality for the Capitol. If he's not in the scene, that means that's a dream. So the fact that he walks in that's reality for the capitol if he's not in the scene that means that's a dream so the fact that he walks in with the kids that indicates that actually happened what i've done also he wears a wedding band in the in the dream and doesn't wear one in real life exactly gentlemen thank you appreciate the time i will do it again next week. Thanks, guys. Don Lebertard.

Ravens, good double up the colds and they are good against every team to accept the Steelers. I mean, so that's a 14 point win there for the Raven. Yeah. Double up, two touchdowns. Spugats. I think double up is a score. Like if the colds have 10 and you double them up, you scored 20.

I don't think double up. That's what you do when I do it differently. Okay, but I don't think that double them up. Like you explained it to me as if I was supposed to. You have your way ahead of my way. I understand, but that's not technically doubling up. Like I think you use the phrase wrong or something happened.

Double up plus four. Yes, exactly. Okay, that's what he meant, of course. Who touched out? You never cease to amaze me. He's amazing. He really is. He's breath-taking in his stupidity.

This is the Daler Batar show with the Stugats. He's amazing. He's amazing. He really is. He's breathtaking in his stupidity. This is the Danelebatar show with the Stugats. And all out of roll has ensued after that Samson ad-Nenn segment because we got into it over inception. And Christopher Nolan's one of my favorite filmmakers and he's got a huge movie coming out and Oppenheimer. I was making the point to a mean, privately that I think Nolan has to show us something because Tenet's stunk, it just stunk.

There were a lot of problems with Tenet. Number one, it's the most confusing movie Nolan has ever made. Still don't get it. And that's saying a lot. Saying a lot for Christopher Nolan. And I didn't think John David Washington was charismatic enough. I thought the high points of that movie was when Robert Pattinson was on screen.

You alleged racism, which was wholly unfair, I felt, and I demand an apology. That was all fair. Yeah, that was all fair. But I was the thing I'm saying to you is, I don't think John David Washington is the reason why that movie wasn't Well received I think the movie reason movie was well received is because it was too gone convoluted a plot I just didn't get I've watched it three times and each time I get more and more confused Maybe I'm just an idiot man good on you for watching it three times. I saw it once This was like high to pandemic. It was the first movie. I risked my life for this.

It was the first, two story. It was the first movie where I said, because they open it in theaters, I said, I think I might risk my life to go watch this movie. Because the trailers were so cool and I'm like, okay, here we go. And then I just like a chicken doubt. I said, I can't do this. It came out on HBO Max and I was like,

oh, this is awesome. And I watched it. And I was like, I Think what I think Nolan lowkey needs this one to work. I like Dunkirk But Jeremy was telling me he didn't like Dunkirk. I didn't even see tenant because Dunkirk to me was one of the most boring movies I've ever seen in my what truly one of the most boring movies I did not I did not care about a single character Not one didn't care about the characters I couldn't find myself here. That's the only reason I cared about him was because he was actually Harry Styles So Jeremy Jeremy my brother you are not alone. I thought Dunkirk visually was stunning He shot in 70 millimeter. It is visually the act of filmmaking. He was it was amazing. As a story, there is no story. Thank you. There is no story in Dunkirk. Dunkirk is there is no story.

No story. They're trying to survive. I mean, Mike's right. Billy, did you have any thoughts? You were making faces. My body just reacts when people talk about like what kind of camera was used to film it and how it was visually stunning. I'm just like, now, okay, here we go. That's why it was the first thing everybody's a cinematographer for a year.

Exactly, right. You know what, I saw Operation Fortune, incredible movie. Jason, stay them. Aubrey Plazik You grand Josh Hartnitt. Huh, I've been watching it. Yeah, I've been waiting three years to watch this movie It's on 2020 was coming out and then something happened the pandemic and then it's like where do we release the release it here to release it there Then it was in theaters for like two weeks and I didn't go in those two weeks I was really upset with my wife That was a major sticking point in our relationship one that that we still are overcoming. But it was available to stream

recently. So I paid the $5.99 and watch it. God, what a movie. Guy Richie. Ever heard of him? Josh Hartman's alive and acting. Yeah, he's in that movie. I described him earlier because I forgot his name as one of those pretty boys. I said, like, oh, it has stayed them. Aubrey Plaza. He granted one of those pretty boys. And then Cougs made fun of me. Like if it was 2002. And I'm like, well, yeah, but still one of those pretty boys. You don't care about how a movie is filmed, not at all. Because I do think that there's something to

shot with IMAX cameras. The one that I never got, and I think Addam made the point. We were talking about hateful hate, which is, I think white golf, easily, Quinn Tarantino's worst movie. You guys are out of your eyes. I'm terrible take. He went out of his way. Get out of it.

Terrible villain. It was just awful. Terrible villain? Yeah, terrible villain. Terrible villain. But he went out of his way to advertise you need to see this on 35 millimeter. And I'm gonna see Oppenheimer on 35 millimeter film

because that's how the director intended. What does that mean? And that's see Barbie. And you can't, yeah, I'm definitely gonna do Barb andheimer on the same intended. What does that mean? And then see Barbie. And you can't, yeah, I'm definitely going to do Barb and Hymer on the same day. We'll get to that in a moment. But you can't do, you have to see this away that I shot it and then do everything in one room.

It's dumb. It's dumb. At least with Oppenheimer, Christopher Nolan commissioned an actual weapon of mass destruction. The Old West. It was bad. Allow me to say this again. Children. For those in the back

Christopher Nolan commissioned an actual weapon of mass destruction because it was cheaper than doing the SFX Yeah, yeah, yeah, he he blows stuff up. Yeah in 35 millimeter So I'm gonna do that and then afterwards a little palette cleanse with Barbie put her on the pole Please do you at Levitage show does Christopher Nolan need to show you something after 10? He's on us, Dan? He's on the cold streak. Okay, give us, give us, he's on the cold streak. Give us the streak.

So he comes out the gate with momentum and Sam Nia Batman begins, prestige dark night, dark night, inception and then dark night rises. A lot of bangers in that list. Interstellar, stunning, but not great. It, look, I'm gonna say this, people said interstellar was amazing.

It took me a long time to watch it. When a father watched it, it's good. I thought it was good. Interstellar is just, okay. Billy, I think when it comes to talking about what film something is shot and or how something is shot, like most people probably don't care about it, but you do notice that it looks different

without maybe understanding why. Like the films, things shot in film look different and you might not be able to articulate like what it is or why, but you feel different watching it. It just looks different. Absolutely. I like art direction. I like cinematography.

I think these things are important. So he went interstellar, then he went donkirk and then he went tenant. And it's a cold street for Christopher Nolan. Okay, okay. Compared to those first giant movies, incidentally, like I understand the expectations that you have for Christopher Nolan,

but what he is doing when you say he's getting an actual weapon of mass destruction, he is making these epic, he is trying to attacking space and whatnot to make the biggest movies ever made. I mean, the most ambitious thing is that he's taking all the iMac screens away from Tom Cruise. And Tom Cruise is that's a crazy story. He wants to back.

There's a cold war going on. There's a movie there. Between Christopher Nolan. Yes, absolutely. Yes. There's a war going on between Tom Cruise and Christopher Nolan because there are only a handful of iMac screens really compared to regular movie theaters. And they're both fighting for the real estate for who gets to control the iMacs.

So if I have it right, Mission Impossible Part 7 Part 1 drops a couple of weeks before Barbanheimer weekend. July 17th. Yeah, so it drops one week before Barbanheimer. And they're just giving Mission Impossible Part 7 Part 1 the screens for thatbonheimer. And they're just giving mission impossible parts, seven part one, the screens for that opening weekend. And Tom Cruz, who saved the movie industry as we know it is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oppenheimer, I don't care if you commissioned a weapon of mass destruction. I jump off a goddamn mountain on a motorcycle. I did that ship myself eight times eight times. He did

that take by the way tickets on sale right now I reserve my seats for mission possible parts seven part one we were talking about Schwarzenegger and Stallone yesterday and I was a conversation point that we that we did not go down is who's the next young up and coming action stars not just that they're all over 50 it's the Tom Cruise is the young one at 60 if we're doing Schwartz and Eggers Stallone and Liam Neeson. I saw him in memory last night. I'm like, why? He's still doing memory file. He's still doing this where he's. But Tom Cruise is the young action star.

But who? No Chris Hemsworth. Need I remind you, Tyler Rigg lives. Yeah. Okay, but I'm sort of doing non-non-marvel. No, but he does universe. Exception. No, but for extraction. But I told you Tyler Rick lives. He's pushing 42, 10s well. Yeah, but he does, he's worried about his future, his mortality because they found like a gene

that he thinks he might start deteriorating, alabruz Willis. So enjoy Chris Hemsworth while we have him. It's Kiano Reeves. Also over 50. That's old, okay. Good news. Mission Impossible is not July 17th.

It's actually July 12th. Still upset about it though, because he wants IMAX screens as long as he had a per. So the daddy's gonna get all the IMAX coverage. It's tough. Chris Pratt. Yeah, but he's in that franchise territory. No, but he does a little stuff.

He's been- He's been. He was good in terminal list. Sudo canceled also. Can I give you like Chris Pratt as canceled? A lot of people don't like this Pratt. Why not? Sudo, his involvement with like some church. I don't, I need to go with him. He didn't mention on a Ferris by name.

If you're Sudo canceled, are you actually canceled? No, he's not canceled. No one's really canceled. Sudo canceled, no one's. They don't like him. I mean, Super Mario brother, just like the biggest movie of the year. If you tweet his name, people will have strong opinions.

Tony Jock. Can I give you an IMAX hack? Like, just sit in the first row of a regular movie theater, and it's the same thing as IMAX. You don't have to find a special IMAX theater. Just sit in like the second or third row. And that's straight up a neck, though. Well, that's what IMAX is.

Yeah, always looking up. Oh my god. One time I went to an IMAX at Sunset Place, and I was actually, it was a science museum in Fort Lauderdale. And I had a bucket of fries back when that was a thing that McDonald's did. You remember that, a bucket of fries? And then I was watching like a roller coaster IMAX.

This was a science museum, so it wasn't for movies. I was so sick I threw up the entire bucket of fries. It's terrible. The first seed in a theater, put it on the pole, please, Judeo Atletha, to show, is the first to seat in the theater, a terrible experience. In the movie theater, Terran Edgerton. Let's do something here with a very short micrion based on the terrible.

Tom Cruise is not short. He's probably talking about. What are you talking about? No, Tom Cruise is seven feet tall. It's funny to see the tricks that they do with the short action stars, where they do the zoomed out shots. So when Vin Diesel's doing something with John Cena, you're like, why are Vin Diesel's knees where John Cena's waist is?

That's not right. Because of the list that David Samson put together, I'm stunned, just legitimately stunned, that Samson's number one movie ending of all time is something that Adnan has never seen. And it felt like he hadn't heard of it either. I'd only heard of the Peter Satera song. I didn't know that was from a movie. What you said was a banger.

I was sort of absolute banger. Satera's got some Peter Satera. What did I? Mike Ryan. No miracle on ice for either of them. Mike Ryan has a list of the top five movie or the worst Worst movie endings of all time number five. All right. I had to pick I mean Leo's got so many of these So Leo's debut on this countdown is shutter island at number five

When he realizes he's the one that was in the insane asylum the whole time Moving number four La la land He's the one that was in the insane asylum the whole time. Spoiler alert. That's awesome. All moving. Number four. La la land. BELL RINGS She has any thoughts on la la land. Oh, love it. But the ending. Oh, make me cry.

Ami too. So good. Cultural appropriation. So good. Number three. No country for old men. Really? Yeah.

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Number one. Marley and me. Don't kill a dog. Love this. Don't kill a dog. Love this.