The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: The Nutmobile

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

What's the most publicly embarrassed you've ever been? Then, Stugotz uses non-stop loaner cars, we determine the difference between blimps and zeppelins, and Billy Corgan and Bill Burr might be brothers. Plus, would you want to drive The Nut Mobile or The Weiner Mobile? Tubi or not Tubi, that is the question. Also, Greg doesn't know anything about horoscopes, and names in sports that sound like cars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This is a clear cut end to the Butler-Heat relationship. This relationship has been over. I want to get my joy back. I'm happy here, off the court. But I want to be back to someone dominant. Can you get your joy back here on the court? Probably not. Jimmy Butler's got a treat he's demanding Doesn't want to play for a spoo Dominic, can you get your joy back here on the court? Probably not. Dennis Riley's gotten way too up for his shit Jimmy Bucket ain't just gonna stand there in the corner

And y'all he's 35, no he ain't gettin' any younger He's lost a couple steps, no longer alpha or a killer Best reveal the situation that you caught up in her He's done this almost everywhere else that he's been How can we be surprised that he's doing it again? Now we can test the market for an old malcontent To wanna talk or think about all of the money that we spent in Says he'd pay for Atlanta? Just not the heat Maybe even for Toronto? Just not the heat I know I keep saying that, you know,

I'm not a fan of the hip hop, but I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop.

I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop. I'm a fan of the hip hop. or blazer just not that he says he'll play anywhere just not that he I know I keep saying that people are sick of this Jimmy Butler story. I just want to put in front of you the idea because I don't know some more how the rest of you have felt about what are your greatest public embarrassments, the worst you have ever felt in public because people are laughing at you. The reason I bring it up is because of the part of this that I'm interested in most now, which isn't Jeremy was saying during the break to me, he was saying it's crazy to see someone burn up all of the collateral they have with the fan base at the end and I'm like it's what Damien

Lillard wasn't willing to do. Right. And this is why he didn't want to do it. He doesn't want to ruin the five years but I'm asking you what do you imagine after Pat Riley's resume is what it is with the added bonus of this, he's 78 years old. There is no reason for him to keep doing what he is doing, except it's everything he is. It's who he is. His identity is never being embarrassed like this in public by I don't have the power like that that's a dinosaur in basketball now he

wrought it and now it threatens at the end to try and make him extinct because he's still leaning into oh yeah yo you're gonna do that okay here's another suspension and and here's another suspension and watch how unpleasant it is to come to work every day. Oh do you realize what you're fighting here Jimmy? Because all of the conflict in this furnace this building that feeds us to get us to Boston all of that conflict now turns against you because as you Donna says you're either all in or you're all out and they got somebody in the building walking around who's clearly all out and I'm like how does that land with someone who's 78 and more than Mark Andrews as an immortal like how does that legitimately land to

be publicly to have the thing that you are publicly embarrassed you're about you will respect me in this sport. I'm still doing this approaching 80 even though I've won for six decades. Everywhere I've ever been and damn sure he believes he's the reason for the winning. You could say it's the players and he'd say it's an awful lot of different players in an awful lot of different cities and the only one who's always around the winning is me. So he's Belichick and Butler's not Brady. And even when Brady didn't like Belichick,

Brady didn't do this in public. Like there was not an attack and a disrespect of who Belichick is and the identity and the principles he believes in that is basically urinating on mid-court. Like that court's name after him now and it's basically just pissing on mid-court and that that part's super interesting to me. Who wins when it's the dinosaur of authority against everything that's been empowered

by the last 15 years of Heat basketball. But Jimmy's not attacking Riley personally with this is he? It's just he wants to get paid and he's not paying him. Has Jimmy been coming out like going at Riley? It's more- Like Riley's a bad dude. Like I haven't heard that. It's more just like pay me or I'm outta here. Oh, I understand what you're saying. I'm saying this is personal

the moment you embarrass his organization. I'm not, yeah, no, it's not any words on it. It's your being the antithesis to what it is that I demand. Like my core principles on how it is I arrive at excellence, you don't abide by them anymore, even though they've benefited you for five years. The part that I'm saying to you guys is whatever Jimmy Butler's ego is here, Riley's is larger. But maybe Jimmy is hurt here, Dan.

Maybe he did all the things that Riley and Spoh told him to do, and he turned in to the best form of Jimmy Butler that we've ever seen. He's been to the finals. He's been to the conference finals. He has done things that we didn't anticipate Jimmy Butler could do and now he wants to get paid for him and they're unwilling to pay him. So he's not like he came here on some contract that was valuable while they had it and then they never paid him more money. They paid him more money and in the new version of the CBA they're not willing to give him what is essentially the Kobe contract with the Lakers, right? Like that's their concern with it. I think Jimmy's game will actually age gracefully.

Like I think if he ends up in the right situation, he's going to be fine. But they don't want to pay him for past performance, they wanted to see this season, can you continue to prove to us that you can be that guy that leads a team there or else we're going to use flexibility and move on. And now it's just a really, really ugly divorce from Jimmy Butler's most productive of his four marriages. Let me show the audience a couple of tweets here. One is the first that Chris Cody says has ever gone viral for him. Chris Cody has never in his history of just sending out his

thoughts. Down the middle Chris has never had a tweet go viral. What is the tweet that you recently had go viral and why did it go viral? It's a benign tweet, I thought. So with all last week, Big Cat from Pardon My Take is getting a lot of crap about, it was revealed, he's from Boston even though he's a big Bears fan. The internet was just freaking out about people

and their allegiances and can you switch teams. So I put out a very benign tweet. I wrote, normalize switching sports allegiances. Which is not even something I necessarily, it was really just trolling the whole situation in the internet. And this thing took off 18.4 million views. By far my biggest, most viral tweet ever,

even more viral than my tweet when I announced my departure from ESPN because that one was very viral as well. But it's really just crazy to me because it's just a benign statement. Hey, I should be allowed to switch allegiances and man, the internet not happy with me. I saw some guys say they wanted to shoot you.

Oh my God. And that had 200,000 likes. If you want a good laugh, peruse through the quotes. It's just like, this guy's not a real man. This guy doesn't get it. I'd punch this guy in the face if I saw him right here. It's a lot of that, but hey, viral is viral. And if you were wondering,

how does your life change when you go viral? My 18.4 million impressions that I got on Twitter gained me 22 followers. Wow, big day. Congratulations. Big day. I want to show you guys another tweet that made me laugh because I don't know if you guys have realized this, but since being publicly punched in the face, Jordan Poole hasn't said

very much publicly that is disparaging about Draymond Green. Talk about being embarrassed in public, by the way, when video leaks of you just being punched in the face by a teammate. It can short circuit your entire career, that embarrassment. So Jordan Poole writes on Twitter of his former Warriors teammates, I love most of the guys over there.

And then, sneaking into the comments, Draymond Green, I really am sorry. Draymond Green has done several podcasts, I think a docu-series, if I'm not mistaken, about everything that's happening here. Jordan Poole hasn't commented, and Draymond Green's just chasing him around the internet. Hey, I'm really sorry that my anger got the best of me.

Like, it helped me win those championships, and I know it ran off to Rand and made me punch you in the face, but we really used it for a long time for good, and I really am sorry. It's funny to see, I he is do you and I believe that Jordan pool will never forgive it. He's in Washington. The team is so bad so bad trade Kyle Kuzma.

They're gonna get worse. It's addition by subtraction. I have to make a correction by the way mash took place in Korea, but it aired during the time of the Vietnam War so it was sort of commenting on both. Greg you should have known that I feel like as a MASH fan. Right I just don't know what the acronym stands for. Have we ever investigated that? Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. Okay. And the asterisks were actually added by the network. That's not an Army nomenclature. They just were like, oh, this is cute.

Yeah, they did good work. Is the asterisk a punctuation? Yeah, of course it is. It counts as punctuation. I just don't think of it as a punctuation. I think of it as something sort of numerical for some reason. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you guys to. Dumb of you.

Yeah, I feel like a real fool for this. Something you put next to a Tainted Championship. It's a symbol, I think you're right. It's a, I don't, it doesn't. I think it's grammatical. Like if you list the Heisman winners, you see OJ Simpson, that one means murder. Yeah, I mean, it's a symbol that you can reference

what you're using the asterisk for for something else. Yeah. There you go. Put it on the poll, is the asterisk for for something else. Yeah, there you go Put it on the pole is the asterisk considered punctuation. I wanted to ask you guys in this economy Okay, if it is a good job There is a job open right now that I wonder if any of you would want I saw Patton Oswald doing a bit Recently and it wasn't a bit because it happened to him

But it was part of his act where he was saying that the planters nut people sent him their car wanting him an offer to use the the planters nutmobile to take him somewhere and evidently the driver of that thing now is a paid position. It has benefits and what do you think that job would pay and would you want the job or does it depend on the pay? Do you think it would be fun to drive the planter's nutmobile? Actually, I know someone who used to drive the wienermobile. That was my high school car.

Yeah, I was waiting for that. It's like a one year contract and you just drive it around. Usually it's people that have just graduated college and you're just an ambassador for the Wiener Mobile and you meet people. They drove it to Sports Illustrated once because they were in Manhattan and Charlotte and I went and like met them

and took pictures in the Wiener Mobile. Very interesting. They go to sporting events and all these sorts of different things. And they're just like yeah we're we're here on behalf of the wiener mobile take pictures with our giant wiener how much do you think that job should pay what would what would load what would not the wiener mobile the nutmobile very little peanuts. 45,000 dollars so yeah that's what it pays peanuts 45,000 dollars I don't know and I imagine also peanuts right? One would assume that you would get some sort of benefit can we get some more

it should be one of the perks more information on this job yes because one would assume that peanuts would also some sort of benefit. Can we get some more? It should be one of the perks, Dan. More information on this job, yes, because one would assume that peanuts would also be part of the payment, but $45,000, is that enough for any of you to be willing to do that job? Because the novelty would wear off shortly, and then you're just the person who's driving around in a golf cart that's shaped like a peanut.

I mean, do it now or straight out of college? That's a big difference. Like, straight out of college, it seems like a peanut. I mean, do it now or straight out of college? That's a big difference. Like, straight out of college, it seems like a great gig, no? $45,000 a year makes it less than $1,000 a week, which then makes it less than $200 a day before taxes. Do you call your car the Wiener Mobile, Stu? The Jets Golf Cart?

No, I don't I mean yeah you should well why should I do that you what you guys want me to drive around in the wiener mobile yes yes really do let's get it done well Billy asked me this question Billy and I walked in yesterday just genuinely confused because I had a parking brake problem on my car and so i was driving a loner which meant that my car was next to stugats's car which was yet another rental and we are really a loner uh... we have but we're really curious right because you come in here every day

with a different car and i know we've we've asked you about it before you you've sort of explained that it has to do with your daughter's being in town and how many how many cars you you now have and don't have for multiple people but it is jarring to see the number of different cars that you come in with it's it's rarely the same automobile that you're coming in any day or any week and it's weird it feels like you're changing cars every day like Joe Pesci in casino trying to get away from the authorities because there are helicopters chasing him and they've got too many people following him everywhere but I wear the same

clothes every day so I mean I'm not trying to get away from the authorities the car situation is what it is but I have a long drive it is rough rough on the car. So when the kids are home, we rent cars because we don't have enough cars for everyone. So we have to rent cars because they're in college. They have cars in college. They're not driving them home. But on this particular occasion, I hit something on the turnpike going south at like 5.30 in the morning on a Monday and a park came off of my car. I didn't get a flat, nothing. I drove all the way to work but this park came off of my car and it came off perfectly. But I had to bring it into the shop, they had to order the part, the part just got in yesterday, my car will be ready on Monday, you will see another new car on Monday. But that's

the deal, that's why, it's just a loaner. But do they know you by name at the rental car place? Of course they do. Like how does the whole relationship thing work? Because surely you guys have thought this. I'm like Norm there. Chris, you have thought this too, yes? I've got him, this is like a one text,

I'll be there in 10, and they put the car out there and it's there when he gets there. Like I think this is like under the table, this is just. You think Stugatz is a VIP client. Scratching backs, like I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine kind of thing. Do think Stu got is a. Scratching backs. A VIP. Like I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine kind of thing. You think Audi is giving me a new car every couple of weeks? I think that you gotta hook up,

like you bought enough cars with them that they're like, we gotta keep this guy happy. Stu needs a loaner. They're like canceling. They wanna smoke him. They're canceling on someone who like reserved that loaner weeks in advance. Stu needs one.

He's saying you're a VIP. That you roll into the rental car place and you are the king of that loaner weeks in advance. Who needs one? He's saying you're a VIP, that you roll into the rental car place and you are the king of that place, that you're throwing around all of the servers there, like at the restaurant where the guy walks in who's super famous, that everyone knows your name and is always giving you the best of the rental car perks. Just dishing out pre-rolls for tips.

I feel like the Nutmobile parking situation alone warrants more than $45,000. If you have to parallel park the nutmobile, good luck. It's a big car. It's not actually just a golf cart. Isn't the wienermobile longer? Yes. Yeah. And I saw a Red Bull car the other day driving along the A1A.

With a Red Bull car the other day driving along the A1A. With like a Red Bull on top, yeah. Yeah, it's really, didn't the, I think the Goodyear Blimp invented that, right? Like, the Goodyear Blimp is the same thing but in the air as the Wienermobile. And I- So the invention you're claiming is just a sponsored vehicle of some sort

famed for being not just a vehicle but famed for giving the corporate sponsor a great deal of fame. You were saying the inventor of that was the Goodyear Blimp, that nowhere before there was there a vehicle that was sponsored by anybody. What was the Goodyear Blimp before the Goodyear Blimp for the vessel category?

Because it's a good question he's asking. I think that, I would also think of that as the most famous of the inventors, but I'm trying to remember what I forgot. I got to see the Goodyear Blimp in person, I think for the first time at the Orange Bowl. It was very special to me. I've never gotten to see that thing.

There's not that many blimps in the world and when you get one nearby, you gotta soak it all in. How many blimps do you imagine there are in the world? It seems like an inefficient vehicle, it's a novelty vehicle. There can't be that many. It's not like six or seven or something. I think the Goodyear blimp is one of three.

I think there's three Goodyear blimps unless that's numbers change. You think Goodyear has half of the blimps in the, on the globe? I think so. That can't be right. That can't be there are six or seven blimps on the entire planet.

I thought they had all of them to be honest with you met life has a blimp Yes, there are about 25 blimps that exist about half of them are still in use also on the measurements of the nutmobile On the wiener mobile same size. Are you talking about Goodyear blimps? So something about blimps, okay, I see that there are four Goodyear blimp. Okay, right one of them must have had a baby But Roy's right. What a visual that's created. The MetLife, the MetLife blimp is a thing. It's a big nut.

MetLife just has one. MetLife looks at Goodyear. Yeah, Snoopy one. It's just mad about, man, you got four hangers for the blimp and we only have one. We feel so inferior to you, Goodyear, as MetLife, because we only have one piddly blimp. You're telling me half, the blimp is endangered then.

The blimp is officially endangered if there are only 20. I don't think he was ever thriving. Well, no, it wasn't. Stu Gotts, the Empire State Building was actually built so that it could dock a zeppelin at the top of it. This was like the vehicle of the future at one point. Yeah, the Hindenburg. But then they were very dangerous and obviously blew up

and it was not so great. Are there differences between blimps and zeppelins that I don't know about? Are there like 40 zeppelins? Is that a different category or is that just a synonym for blimp? I think zeppelin was like the company, wasn't it? That's why they were called zeppelins. Yeah, they couldn't fly. They were made of lead zeppelin. I knew it was coming. Very heavy vehicle, low mileage. You can imagine. We got liftoff. Oh, no we don't. We're made of lead. Can't fly. Very heavy. I think it costs the Goodyear Blimp like $5,000 to take off every time. Really? Yeah, I think so.

Can we look that up please? And I want to know even though looking things up on the internet can be dangerous. Hey Jeremy. Yes Mike? Have you ever had a fireside conversation during a football Sunday during the winter? Sure. We don't have a lot of fireplaces down here, but I've had the premise of it. I wish I could, but it's South Florida. When it gets down to the 60s, we're like, we're bundled up, but certainly no fireplaces. Still too warm for that, but we do have our football Sundays. And one thing that always makes football Sundays good,

and I know you've had plenty of experience in your life with this, Miller time. Oh yeah, Miller Lite makes the winter better, it makes football Sundays better, it makes even hanging out around you better. Thanks, Mike, that was kind. I appreciate that. You're my friend.

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There is actually. What? Were you not going to tell anyone? In what day? Wait a minute. You guys. guys, it's a Tuesday. Stu gots. Here's your guy. Greg Cody with back in my day.

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and Bill Burr are fooling me but I think it should be bigger news if indeed Bill Burr and Billy Corgan realized recently that they are brothers I think that that's something that if it's if it's real it's something that that should be bigger news but I'm not sure because it happened on Howie Mandel's podcast. I think of Billy Corgan as an amazing interview and someone who is clever enough and funny enough to be in on a bit, and I know Bill Burr is funny enough to be in on a bit. Is this true? I think this is, but you mentioned it's Howie Mandel's podcast and we ran a Dana White clip that seemed very real and the logic was, well, Dana White can't possibly be that good of

an actor. And it turned out, we found out like a month and a half later, Dana was doing a bit. He stormed off threatening to never be on podcasts again. Yeah. He's like, I'm just done. And Howie played it great. Dana did too. And Dana revealed in another interview later on that, no,

Howie came up with this idea. But the seeds of this actually began about a month ago on Howie Mandel's podcast when Billy Corgan was there and he kind of revealed this. We have a clip here, and I hope this clip provides context. But if it doesn't, Billy Corgan revealed that his mother pulled him aside fairly recently and said,

"'Hey, you know that comedian Bill Burr? "'I think he may be your brother.'" And like a whole secret family situation. So Howie Mandel, he surprises Bill Burr with Billy Corgan as he has Bill Burr on the show. And this is what happens. So Billy Corgan was nice enough on my podcast to talk about the fact that he told a story that he had never told before that his father traveled.

My stepmother said to me, do you know who Bill Burr is? Bill Burr might be one of the children that your father sired in his days on being a traveling musician. If you do the math. He was a piece of **** with you. He had two kids this close together and he named them the same **** name. Yeah. He thinks it's different because he's Billy and I'm Bill. Like that's how he told the difference. Well I I was Bill when I was young, but you're right. I mean, you know, but I just would prefer if you just kind of let go around. No, not telling these stories.

Like why did you feel the need to do that? Okay, can I give you the setup on all this? Cause it's his fault. You can do whatever you want. Cause you kind of already did that. Okay, I'm trying to respect. Now you are. Okay, no, wait.

He told me you were cool with me. You're a Cubs fan? That f***ing tracks. Does YouTube give you f***ing awards for setups? Healing fathers who secretly have two families? This is some Dr. Phil s*** going on here. Yeah, thank you. I think that you guys should take a moment.

I think we're on the same page thinking that you're kind of a dick right now. Bill Burr seems like the wrong guy to surprise that. I mean, Bill Burr certainly had word received word of Billy Corgan's appearance and he references like, did you ever think that I kind of knew about this and I never went on a podcast to reveal it? Like I didn't want it out there. Like they leaned into this weird brotherly,

contentious relationship at a certain point, Bill Burr's like, what, you think we're just gonna play catch now to Billy Corgan? Like the whole thing is really captivating and I believe it, it is a little open-ended. You don't get like 100% confirmation that this is real. If it isn't, Howie Mandel's two for two with stunts. But I kind of believe this one, and if I'm a fool, I'm a fool.

Billy Corgan, not the same as the Because Miami host? That might be a little clarification. That's Billy Corgan, yes. Billy Corgan. Well, we don't know how much the father, yes. The father actually traveled and got around. And it seems like he loves that first name. That is such a good acidic line for Bill Burr to spit. You think we're just gonna play catch now. And visually, it's uproarious to just put them next to each other and say, yeah, they're brothers.

Just visually. To make the joke if it's not true, but that was uncomfortable enough. And I've been in at least one uncomfortable situation with Bill Burr. You do not want to be on the wrong end of everything that's happening there. In fact, there are comedians throughout the comic world who love Bill Burr and won't pick up the phone because they're terrified when his rage is coming their way. He is intimidating. Oh my God.

Yeah, your appearance with him and Burr was really uncomfortable. There are so few people doing it at present who have graduated from the Dennis Leary time in comedy to still be doing angry comedy in a way that's likable. He has been so good on the health insurance stuff, and he's been so good as a comedian who connects with every man out there

spitting bile all over the place. You know what I saw the other day that caught me off guard for a couple of reasons. On Tubi, which I don't watch, there was a movie, The Thicket, made by Tubi. I did not know that Tubi made movie. It has Dinklage in it. Juliette Lewis is great in it. It is a Western and it has has commercials but also good in it and it surprised me andrew schultz i've never seen him act before and they were asking him to have a character that

had some range and uh... my wife uh... practically spits at the television as soon as he comes on just his face it's just his face i don't even think it's the comedy. It's just Andrew Schultz's face, which is pretty perfect for a Western, you have to admit, because he looks like somebody who would tie somebody to railroad tracks.

Do you guys watch Tooby at all? I did not know that Tooby was making good movies. I watch all potential partners. I just wasn't from the, I was not. You were sprinting away from Tooby, like you went out of your way to say, hey, hey, I don't watch it. No, I'm just, I'm pointing out I just wasn't from the I was not you were sprinting away from to be like you went out of your way to say hey I don't know. I'm just I'm pointing out that this was a source of discovery for me

I'm not I'm not I'm not meaning to disparage to be I just don't want to watch stuff that has commercials and now you're giving Me a movie that's got Dinklage and Juliette Lewis in it But you're gonna make me watch commercials on it it and I did it because I enjoyed the movie but did you know that Tubi was making its own big movies? I have no idea what I'm watching, where I'm watching it. I've subscribed, I travel so much, I've subscribed to so many things and taken their free trial now I'm paying $29.99 a month. I have no idea.

I agree. You are the everyman here. I mean I'm watching something, I have to ask my wife what channel are we? I still use the word channel. I don't know whether it's Apple TV or Netflix or Tubi, Tubi or not Tubi, as far as I'm concerned. I, I'm lost when it comes to channels. Put it on the poll, Juju, Tubi or not Tubi, spell it T-U-B-I.

I, and also put on the poll, did you know that Toobie was making its own independent movies? Juliette Lewis, again, was great in this. She's great in general, but I had never seen her like this. And I don't know that I can give a higher compliment these days the way that they've made our options so specific and removed so many

inconveniences, I don't know that I could give a movie higher praise than, okay, I'll watch it with commercials. If I have to watch it with commercials, I will, because I don't know when this happened to me. I wasn't even aware of it happening to me, but at some point I made the choice very few movies of any kind are ever gonna make me sit through commercials ever again. I don't feel like I chose that. I feel like that was chosen for me by just that the general movement these days to put so many conveniences in front of you that Stu Gotts is gonna get tricked because he can't remember to cancel his free

trial. It is pretty insane if this is indeed true that Billy Corgan and Bill Burr have been brothers this whole time. They're just really talented dudes doing their own thing and in their 50s they find out they're brothers. Their father got around. Like Betty White. That was the joke I was making.

A zeppelin is a type of rigid airship named after the German inventor Ferdinand von Zeppelin, who pioneered rigid airship development at the beginning of the 20th century. So it is a blimp or it's not a blimp? They're similar, but yes. There are 20 of those roaming around zeppelins. So you've got 25 blimps, half of them work,

and you've got 20 or 25 zeppelins, and we don't know how many of those work. Do we know the difference between a blimp and a zeppelin? What kind of distinctions are we making between those two things? I think maybe the frame of it, rigid airship, makes me think that it's- For the zeppelin, yeah.

Yeah, right. But the blimp is also, is it not a rigid airship as well? Like I think of the blimp as almost entirely impractical. No, I think of the blimp as a floaty boy. Yeah. More like a hot air balloon, I think. Yes. In a way. I feel like you could put wheels on a Zeppelin

and drive it on the street, but I wonder if that would be legal. It would not be street legal. It would obviously be legal. It would not be street legal. It would obviously not be street legal. It'd be tough to make a sharp turn. Or any turn. Overhead clearance issues. Yeah, that'd be weird.

Wide loads. Yeah, just a thought. Zeppelin does not own the Goodyear Blimps, by the way. Just to clear that up, so ramble on. Chris Cote, your disgust with your father is so palpable. Way too comfortable. When he gets down, no, but it's how good he is at it. Look, look, don't turn your back on him.

He's the best bleepin' host in the game. There you go. How dare you disrespect your father by expecting him to talk close to a microphone? I mean, it's a giant mic. It should be able to pick me up. Your gems are so good that the microphone should come to you. Gem in it.

I'm a Gemini. I don't even know what that means. I don't know horoscopes. What is a Gemini? Tell us all you know about it. What are you, though? I know I'm a Virgo. You are a Virgo.

Tell us what you know about all of them. Go ahead. I don't follow the horoscope. I'm a Virgo. You are a Virgo. Tell us what you know about all of them. Go ahead. I don't know I don't follow the horoscope. You know I'm not Ricky Williams. I mean I don't do I don't do that kind of thing. Which ones can you name? How many of them can you name? Sagittarius, Capricorn, Virgo, Gemini. Yep. Is Gemini a... Yes. Yes. Your son's one. Congrats.

Um, Pluto? I don't know. I literally can't name them all. Pluto. Pluto. I know you went from like a NASA thing to an outer space thing with Gemini and Pluto there. Ever since Pluto was devalued as a planet,

it gets no respect so I thought I'd name it as a... Unfair to Pluto, right? Yeah, crazy. Bring back Pluto. But what are the other horoscopes? That's not necessary. It's okay. The joke runs its course the moment you get four out of twelve. Betty White was a Capricorn. Wow. I like that. Sounds like a car. Explains a lot. What do you drive? A Capricorn. A Sagittarius. They all sound like cars. They do.

You know, a Gemini. I think Gemini is a car. A Buick Sagittarius. A Taurus is a car. I had Sagittarius as Ford, a Ford Sagittarius. Yeah, no, that's good. I always thought the former NFL commissioner sounded like a car.

I drive a Ford Tagliabue. You know? I mean, there's so many things that sound like one of them. You're so right. The Chevy Tagliabue. Right. That is fantastic, Greg. Thank you.

Put it on the pole, please. A Tagliabue. Yes. Thank you. Put it on the poll, please. A Tagliaboo. Yes. Tags. Put it on the poll, please, at Leviton Show. Would you buy a sports car that was a luxury Tagliaboo? It is a great name, and now I defy the rest of you to come up with a sports name for a car

better than the Tagliaboo. Oh man. I defy all of you to use all of sports names throughout the history of sports names in order to find something better than the Ford Tagliaboo. I think Led Zeppelin was like a play on words, like a Led Zeppelin, a balloon that was gonna be full of lead that would go down.

Yeah, it goes over like a lead balloon. Exactly. Jeremy told me like crazy trivia about Led Zeppelin that I had no idea about. Yeah, before they were officially called Led Zeppelin, when they were kind of creating the origins of the band, Steve Winwood almost ended up the lead singer. I cannot think of a more different lead singer Wow for Led Zeppelin Then Steve Winwood Wow, what about T pain? Okay?

Think another time I saw a TI concert on Saturday TI. How was that in Atlanta? I love TI I think he's super underrated great catalog It was good. He was in a really good era and everybody was on the little Wayne stuff I thought T. I. Was a guy that era I only think of T. I Saving the life of a suicidal Scott snap here at Fountain Blue Hotel. I think it's swagger like us I'm telling you I've got the better story than you do when TI is Rescuing the lead singer of Creed During a dark time now. I'm gonna think about that Steve. Wynne would also be a crazy lead singer for Creed

Steve Wynne would also Before the show Mike Ryan was legitimately thrilled with something that Jeremy said. It doesn't happen very often. And he was thrilled specifically by the sports take that Jeremy has that the MVP conversation, contract conversations, that as value increases in the sport, we're always talking about money, that the MVP should be measured differently than it's presently measured. It's been so difficult to move this big contract

in Jimmy Butler, so I was thinking about value in players. And looking at the MVP race, I was wondering, in every conversation we have about basketball, we talk about the contracts and what they mean to their team as max players. So why don't we talk about their value when we're talking about the most valuable player? So as you look down the MVP odds,

you see Shea Gilder's Alexander right at the top. He's making- He's having a moment right now. He's been unbelievable. I mean, moment right now. He's been unbelievable. I mean, he is unbelievable. Game day and commercial. Making $35.8 million this season. Tires.

Nikola Jokic, second, making $51.4 million. But then you look at Victor Wembenyama, who has the fifth best odds according to DraftKings. And he's making just $12.8 million, averaging 24 points, 11 rebounds, four assists and four blocks per game. You can go down to guys that are off the list. Cade Cunningham, who's leading the Pistons

to the sixth seed in the East, averaging 25 points, six and a half rebounds, almost 10 assists per game. He's making just $14 million. Alperen Schengen, who's led the Houston Rockets to the two seed right now in the Western Conference, he's making just $5.4 million, averaging about 20 and 11 for them. So the question is, is when we're talking about value

instead of most excellent player, and we're talking about the most valuable player, why aren't we taking contracts into account and the production that they're giving you to allow a team to be built around you? You guys got an answer? I think this is a fantastic point of view because I mean it's in the name of the award and because it's a cap sport value is paramount. It's not, it's always associated with greatness. But what truly makes you valuable to a franchise? It's probably greatness and actual value.

Jeremy, it's rare when I'm that impressed with something that you have to say. Oh my God. Thank you. Thank you, I don't know what to do with myself. What do I do with my hands? You shut up, stop talking. Hey Jeremy. Yes Mike? Have you ever had a fireside conversation during football Sunday during the winter?

Sure, we don't have a lot of fireplaces down here, but I've had the premise of it I wish I could but it's South Florida when it gets down to the 60s We're like we're bundled up, but certainly no fireplaces still too warm for that But we do have our football Sundays and one thing that always makes football Sundays good And I know you've had plenty of experience in your life with this Miller time Oh, yeah, Miller light makes the winter better. It makes football Sundays better It makes even hanging out around you better. Thanks Mike. That was kind I appreciate that

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