The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: The Secret Wing Slumber Party

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

Mike loves to hate on Deion Sanders, and he gets to do so after his team was the only one in the Shipping Container to win this weekend. We hear from loud coaches Dan Lanning of Oregon and Ryan Day of Ohio State. Then, HOW 'BOUT THOSE MARLINS? Plus, we dive into Dan's wife's reaction to the quad box, the origin of "put some mustard on it," and Raheem Mostert's TD celebration. Also, Damien Woody is here to share the BTS of the sleepover at Mike Greenberg's house the night of the Aaron Rodgers injury, praise the Dolphins' offense, and lament the continued demise of the Jets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to the big sui! Presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Danlebittard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Getting back to what I was saying about the Miami Hurricanes and Mike Ryan falling asleep with a smile on his face. On Saturday night, he was maximum hater of Deon Sanders. Said it flatly, said I hate him, I hate what's happening. Was jealous of what was happening there, was threatened, was bothered by Warren Sapp

and Michael Irvin and the rock, all University of Miami guys. What do you say, what do you shake in your head know about? You were bothered by this. Dan, no, you're projecting again. I understood where people were coming from. I'm not gonna go at the rock for supporting the school. He didn't go to, that'd be stupid of me and hypocritical.

But it was having a little bit fun with the notion that we're celebrating beyond Sanders even though he's eking out one point victories as a 24 point favorite and I did really get a huge chuckle out of the promos for the USC Colorado game in the middle of NFL program and calling it the biggest football game of the year kind of of forgetting that at halftime, the Colorado Buffalo's had minus 40 rushing yards. That smile was the one dance talking about. Colorado Buffalo's, it's gonna take a minute. And I think we all got carried away because that first win at TCU was so important

to establishing the culture. And I have very little doubt that Colorado will matter henceforth, as long as Dion Sanders is there. But we were breathless, that it takes a while to build up the trenches. And that is a very tiny Colorado team on the inside. And I really enjoyed how much Oregon talked about it, entering this game, being landing

at a really funny pregame speech. And I was really curious to see how Deon Sanders would deal with the first bit of adversity he's had to face at Colorado. Who would he point fingers at? And if the loss to Oregon is any indication, this is gonna get real nasty around loss number four. But here's Deon Sanders after the game. I don't think it's a target on that back.

I just think this is just, teams are trying to beat me. They're not trying to beat our team. They keep forgetting, I'm not playing anymore. I had a great career. I'm serious. I got to go jack it ain't back. So I'm good, but that's what it really is. I don't think they get any extra satisfaction, you know, it is what it is.

And I signed up for it, so let's go. Now they don't make it tough on our team. He's a grown man. I'm not out there. If I was out there playing against every coach I played against, we would be totally dominant. That's right. That's right. Also, is he not paying attention? Oh. There's a massive target on their backs. Well, I do love that after three wins, me, me, me, and then after the loss, why they're trying to beat me? This is on the kid.

Beat the kids. Well, they did. I know. Beat them up and down. Day landing. Did he release? Like, they must have released that pre-game speech. They knew they did. I know. Beat them up and down. Day landing. Did he release, like, they must have released that pregame speech. They knew they were going to win. They know the size advantages that they have up front. And landing was somebody who I'm assuming

their social media team put this out, right, Mike? That they released this video that we're going to go to in a second. He gave the television network full access to that speech. He gave them no access leading up to the game and then gave them full access because he knew he was going to unleash it. He had, well now that the writer's strike is over, I imagine he got one early to cook this one up. Rooted in substance, not flash, rooted in substance. Today we talk with our pads.

You don't feel your helmet right every moment. The Cinderella story is over, man. Right? They're fighting for clicks, we're fighting for wins. There's a difference. Right? There's a difference. Right? This game ain't going to be playing Hollywood. It's going to be playing on the grass. Right? It's going to be playing on the grass. Let's go. The Spittled came out of his mouth. You talk with your helmet. Great. You talk with your the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the And that is the most watch game he'll have all season. Also, he said that they're all substance. Don't they have like 52 jerseys and like no national championships?

It just seems like if there's any besides Colorado, who's a flashy team that has a really one much. Don't they also have like an ornate barber shop in their $7 billion locker room? Because they're funded by Nike who's found it. Substance. Phil Knight calls plays from a sky box. Not my favorite spittle soaked interview though. Because Ryan Day had my favorite moment. The best of the sports season.

Yeah. And I would just like to thank Al Golden. Oh, defensive coordinator for the fighting Irish. The two final plays of that game, you thought your defense was good enough to just have 10 players out on the field. Fa nominal. It was great.

We will get to that video in a second. Stu got late in that game. I think Ohio State converted a third and nine, a fourth and seven, and a third and 19. And then at the end, Al Golden just sent twice 10 players onto the field out of a time out. It was breathtaking. Marcus Reeman, though, and his defense said, I noticed the second time, but I decided

I didn't want to give them the half yard. I decided to give them the half yard. I decided to give them the extra down. There was definitely someone while it was happening, not him. He's lying about that, but there was definitely someone who noticed, right? Like the two players that should have been there, like one or the back, whatever, like looked at each other, like, uh... The other team noticed they ran it where the defender was supposed to be. Well, but on Notre Dame side, for sure, someone was aware it was happening before they lost the game

And they're like I'm not saying anything if you don't say anything because like we need to go down with the ship on this one Like one of us is bleep this up like we can't we can't admit this problem We just have to hope that this turns out the right way right? All right, so you can see on the screen here Stugots where it is Ohio State is gonna run the ball because Because Marcus didn't want to give him a half yard. Oh, golden. Oh, to you, Jim. The gift that keeps on giving, I'll go all

that. What did the game is on the line? It's a goal line. You don't even have your plan. What are you doing? Is that the smile you're talking about, Dan? He was thrilled because all, I I mean Jessica must have been suffering this I was told she was coming in today and then all of a sudden she vanished. No, no, she was she was supposed to be on the schedule today

And now Tony got a A ball called up from the bullpen buddy. I'm always here. Thank you Tony I appreciate that I again tell the audience on YouTube Tony and Juju are doing it differently immediately after games. You should check them out immediately after NFL games on Sunday. Thousands of people are doing so. But beyond Notre Dame embarrassing itself at the end, Stu got's, I think I'm with Mike on my favorite thing of the weekend was not just this Ryan Day in same sound because he was so happy to win after the game. But the fact that he was going after what an 86 year old Lou Holtz had said to someone on the Pat McAfee show wearing a Lou Holtz mask and impersonating the list of Lou Holtz.

So he's furious. He is furious about 86 year old Lou Holtz accusing his team, his school of a lack of grit. And here's Ryan Day giving the single most interesting interview right after the game he's ever given. Like I like to know where Lou Holtz is right now. What he said about our team. What he said about our team, I cannot believe. This is a tough team right here. We're proud to be from Ohio.

It's always been Ohio against the world. And it'll continue to be Ohio against the world. But I'll tell you what, I love those kids. We got a tough team. A tough team. Like I like to know where Lou Holtz is right now. No one cares where Lou Holtz is right now. Like sleeping.

He's not even a sailor. He's 86 years old. Well he was at the game. He was probably feet away from him. Sleeping. A tough team. A tough team. What do you say to a bad team?

I cannot believe. Do you have to be like emotionally and mentally unstable to be a head coach? Yes, yes. Yeah, I cannot believe it's deeply unhealthy. I like to know where Lou holds his right now. Also his his hair very dark. He claims that it's natural. We ask about my job. Let's go. The bird is dark to ask him straight up to his face and he coaches no way. That's real. He swears. Yes. Give me the entire sound dark. Asking straight up to his face, and he coaches no way. That's it. He swears. Yes.

Give me the entire sound again, again. I continue to be a high old guy for. Again, no, I need to explain to people. On the Pat McAfee show, it was someone wearing an old man's bank robber mask of lulals, speaking with an exaggerated list. And it was benign. Too lulals. It was so benign.

He's like, I have respect for what I was saying. You scoech, I know how I was saying. If you look at their losses, they've lost the tougher team, which is like pretty accurate. With Luhol. Like I like to know where Luhol's is right now. When he said about our team,

when he said about our team, I cannot believe this is a tough team right here. We're proud to be from Ohio. It's always been Ohio against the world. And it'll continue to be Ohio against the world. But I'll tell you what, I love those kids. We got a tough team. Is the noise behind him getting louder?

Yes. Is he getting fired up and more and more fired up till a squeaky place is where he gets to because of the noise behind him? Like, I like to know where Louz is right now. What a game. What if that game was trash and then the final 10 minutes happen and it was a movie. Thank you, Al Golden. Like I like to know where the 11th guy is right now.

Also Ryan Daze from New Hampshire. Billy, this is a fun week of baseball. The Marlins have the pirates, they have the Mets, and they're a game back. They're a game back. The Cubs have been hitting the ball a ton. I don't know what the rest of the schedule is for. They've only got, they're not going to catch Arizona. So the Cubs is who they have to catch.

I believe the Cubs play the braids now, which should be good for the Marlins unless the braids decide to play baseball, and then it's not necessary, or unless they decide to take it off, because they're already in. Are they a game and a half back of Arizona? Yeah, they could still. Yeah, but they're not gonna jump to team.

It's basically down to the Marlins and Cubs because the Reds have kind of fallen out of it a little bit. I mean, there's six games left, so anything can't happen, because no one, it seems, for the past couple of weeks has really wanted to run away with this thing. But these Marlins, man, they just can't get a break

because first they have it at the beginning of the season when they're doing well, they have the heat going on a run championship. Now, they have the Dolphins and what should be like, kind of like the boring part of the season, scoring 70 points. No one is just, they can't get the attention on themselves and no one can stay healthy. Everyone's hurt. They keep hurting themselves. Luis Araya's last week, No one is just, they can't get the attention on themselves. And no one can stay healthy. Everyone's hurt.

They keep hurting themselves. Luis Araya's last week, his friend is ankle, stepping on a ball during batting practice and then twisted it again, walking down the steps because the lights were off because the clothes were was coming in.

Like, they just can't win it, see. It is fair to, and you can criticize me. I'm a Marlins fan and I didn't go. It's fair to criticize Marlins fans this past weekend, right? It was a no well Saturday last home stand of the season I didn't had to good crowd the upper deck was open Yeah, upper deck was open kind of full not a bad not a bad showing and by the way

I yes, it would be fair. They should you would say the viewers are good the Brewers are a playoff team If the Marlins made the playoffs theoretically that could have been a preview of the first round of the playoffs The Brewers will be in the Marlins man up playing the brewers in the playoffs if they survive. So it was a good, fun, almost playoff weekend for the Marlins. They end up winning the series. The first game was a disaster. They give 12 runs in an inning. So that was an ugly game, obviously.

But they took care of business. They won the series, won the next two games, had a nice little Saturday and Sunday out of the fish there, Dano. This is where they stun me, okay? Because they are in positions to God's now to fatten up against mechs and pirates that don't have anything to play for. The place that they've stunned me is they stayed in it while injured, going through and mowing through

the dodgers, the brewers, and the brave. That was the big stretch for them. Well, and they struggled against the Mets, which is why this is kind of like worry. So I'm like, oh my God, are they gonna do this again? And here's the thing that is kind of a downer is even if they pull this off, they're not going to be going into the postseason

anywhere near full strength, right? They're losing, they're starting, they're two of their best starting pictures, right? But Sandy's coming back. Is it kind of coming back? No, he got re-enjured. Yeah, so he had a minor, he's, yeah, rehab star, where you got forearm sortness.

So he has now shut down for the year. Yurias shut down for the year. He's not going to be playing anymore. Not, we don't know what his availability would have been in the postseason anyways, because of the fact he has like an innings limit. We assume, because it's his first season. But yeah, they're not healthy.

They're going into it, you know, down. So if they go in, let's say they make the playoffs and they lose the first round of people like, oh, typical Marlins, whatever. Making the playoffs is a great season for that. Oh, this is the first time I believe since 2000, it's already been like 2010 that they won 80 games in a season, 2012, something like that. It's already a success. Yeah, no, this has been a great season for them. It's just kind of a shame because you see

what could have been had they stayed healthy and had people played up to what we were expecting. It's insane. So as Dan mentioned, they have the bets in the pirates. The cops have the braves and the brewers. Like I like your chances here, Billy. I mean, yeah, but you never, you never know. I never know because again, you have injuries. You don't know what's going to play out. And also these pirates seem to be a little thorn in the side of people. Huh? What they did to the Reds this weekend, Reds were up and the Reds are still in it. Reds were up nine to nothing. The pirates came back and beat them in that game. Feisty.

Quitters. These Reds, I didn't say it. You said it. Chris Cody, give me 30 seconds of your best dolphin material as the Dark Knight, please. As the Dark Knight, I want your best dolphin analysis. Finish us out on this hour strong. Rachel, this team hasn't even destroyed yet.

The defense is still playing at a sea level. You got that you get that up to an A level. You got a you got a Super Bowl contender. I wasn't prepared to do this as Batman. I had plenty of stuff to say, but it's difficult to formulate sentences. Well, in this tone. Hey, oh shit.

I like cursing! I started again. I go sit in the penalty box. What a tough team! What a choked out! A tough team! And boosting homegrown innovations, its electricity generated right here at home. From a newable hydro to nuclear, our lowest carbon energy source.

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She hits it out a little bit. Park. Harry Carey is doing it. It's Wolf Harrel doing Harry and Elvis occasionally. Look out now. This is the Don Lebertar Show with this two Gats. There were three funny things that happened during football viewing this weekend for me as it relates to my wife who couldn't possibly care less about what is happening on the

television. One of them is that I'm trying to explain to her during a college football game. That is the single greatest catch I've ever seen. Really? I will show it to you in a second in the event that you have not seen it, because you'd know what I was talking about.

It is not an absurd thing. It is not a prisoner of the moment thing to say that I witnessed the best catch better than the O'Dell Beckham catch in a Monday night game that I have ever seen. We'll show to you that in a second. But trying to answer her question of why it is that the red zone music has to be so theatrically operatic,

like so giant in scale. They're in the red zone. To somebody who doesn't understand, though, yes, but it's not even there in the red zone. It's just the channel before it starts is a symphony of the most, do, do, do, do. Just the most giant music you have ever heard.

It is the correct music to have before seven hours of commercial free football, but she was confused by both that and she legitimately came into the room and was startled by the amount of stimuli in what I had to explain to her. Yeah, that's a quad box. She came in and she was like, my God, because on one channel there was a touch down on another channel. Most of it was doing Stugatz's surfboard celebration. And on another screen was just Bill Belichek looking totally wet and disheveled with again. No ability to

shave himself, cuts over his lip where he tried to get the mustache. But the other thing that I could not explain to her, Stuga. The Octobox? Well, no. The Octobox she didn't walk in on. She would be really confused by that. She actually... Wait until she gets a hold of that one. She exclaimed at the quad box. She said the phrase, oh my god, in a bedroom, the way that she's never said it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, baby. Shocked by it. But the part I couldn't explain to her, because she's always making fun of the announcers.

This one's to God's from the lead team at CBS. Somebody said, I think it was Nant. That throw had some mustard on it. And Romo's elaboration was, and some ketchup too. And that makes no sense to somebody, who doesn't watch football and doesn't know what, what does that mean? Like she tried, I couldn't explain it to her.

What does it mean to have mustard on a football? I could tell her that means he threw it hard, but why does it have mustard on it stumped? It's just a perfectly prepared pass. Yes, a little extra spiceumped. It's just a perfectly prepared pass. Yes. A little extra spice. It's mustard. It's good. I don't know.

Is that the best mustard? It's not French. I mean, is that the best mustard? What's the best mustard? I just told you. But is it? I'm asking spicy brown. I mean, I love it.

I'm asking the audience what's the best mustard? I'm asking the shipping container. What is the's the best mustard? I'm asking the shipping container, what is the best of the mustard? I'm also asking everybody, why is that a phrase? What does it mean? I could not explain to my wife that putting some mustard on it is a stupid thing to say and putting some ketchup on it is a dumb elaboration.

Let's go to the greatest catch I've ever seen. Okay. I don't think this is an exaggeration of any kind to say in the Florida football game, University of Florida's to got against, was it Charlotte? They were playing Charlotte. They were. We only have a still shot to got.

And I'm gonna try and explain this to the audience. The video right now or the still shot is on youtube and you can look at it right now stugots uh... where a wide receiver up here so all about fifteen yards from the quarterback is running straight down the field and then with his right arm and only his right arm at the maximum of his extension he grabs the ball with one gloveved hand and then gets drilled immediately because the ball was dropped in among four defenders, gets drilled immediately and hangs

on to the ball, even though he got sandwiched between two defenders. Can I credibly, Mike, I sent this to a handful of people over the weekend. They all had the same reaction that I did. And these are football fans who have seen football. They're like, hold your shit. That's the best catch I've ever seen. And I'm like, that is the proper reaction to that catch. And receivers are doing that stuff more and more often. All of these guys, Travis Hunter during warmups, all of these guys can catch the ball with one hand,

but catching it at your maximum extension with one hand, when, and this is the other part of it that is difficult to got. That's not the hand that you would catch a pass that's over your head with with one hand over hand. I remember years ago, Mark Bavaro, a tight end, caught a ball that was very close to the ground with one hand by snatching it inches off the ground with one hand, but when it is thrown over your head, you wait for it to drop into a hand as opposed to snatching it right out of the sky as if you have sp... you know, spider webs on your hand.

You don't normally meet that at the peak of your jump and catch it with one hand. Yes, it falls into the other hand. You're right. That's great analysis by you. You've really dissected this past. Well, because it's the greatest one I've ever seen, I can't believe that I'm saying that about a catch I saw in the first quarter of a seven nothing game. Again, Charlotte, it was a 15-yard pass. Like what I'm saying makes no sense. Yeah, the Gators. No. Just watching that game. Well, it was so much great football

on the high light. Oh, I wasn't watching that game. It came in as a highlight in one of the other games. Big Charlotte 49ers fan. I had Washington state Oregon state. They're good. Packed well at best conference in America. Yeah. How much college football would you like to break down today beyond? I mean, I'm laughing at beyond Sanders. I said after Ryan Day did his thing, looking for Lou Holtzz that this might actually be the college football Saturday that we get to in the first couple of segments on Monday that's not drowned out by the NFL and the Dolphin scored 70 points. So there goes that.

But like why that we gave this player Purcell is that is that his name? I'm glad we gave him his flowers because, because when you take into account the hit, he got sandwiched as you mentioned between two DBs. And his hands aren't that big. He's not a big guy. That might be better than the OBJ catch. And it's the gloves. I mean, you don't wanna say it,

but those gloves, I mean, you can hang from a building on those gloves. Billy, I want you to try to catch the ball overhanded, not underhand like Dan was talking about because the old Del Beckham thing, you kind of sandwiched like a basket on his hand. This is going up to the apex and then grabbing it from the top like a claw machine. But Billy's saying do it without the gloves. I want him to do it. I want him to do it with the gloves. Stick them, Billy. Huh? Yeah.

Billy is Stugat's God bless football head. Raheem Mostert on he of the four touchdowns this weekend. One of the dolphin on he of the four touchdowns this weekend, one of the dolphin running backs who had four touchdowns. Honestly, the poor performer of the two running backs if we're looking at the stats, which is crazy to say. Who's the other? A-chain.

We already did this. Where'd it go from, though? We already take you to say that. We already did this. He's Christ Johnson fast. He's one of the fastest players in the league. Billy Stugatz is claiming that on God Bless Football, most are promised you guys a certain celebration and did it.

And we haven't had anyone do that since Terrell Owens did it for us when he was taking requests from our audience and then turning them into celebrations. Is that what happened? Did he do a surfboard? There were plenty of opportunities for him to celebrate things. Was he doing that after promising it to you on God Bless Football? Well, to be completely honest with you,

I don't know if he's done that celebration before. He has. Okay, so there he goes. We've talked to him about surfing. He's a big surfer, right? I saw most of it do that plenty in San Francisco. So we've discussed, yeah, we were talking about surfing and celebrations and everything. Yeah, well, so you guys wanted to quickly take credit

for it. What I asked him and what we asked him to do was to have a surfboard hidden somewhere on the sidelines the way Joe Horn had a cell phone hit in the way that, you know, Ocho Sinko used to hide signs and bring out a surfboard and have his teammates hold him above their head on a surfboard and have him surf on that and he's dangerous. He didn't want to commit to that, but you know, he surfed. We're getting there though. I feel like, but well, you, you also better believe Dan,

this two guys has already been bothering him about coming back after four touchdowns. He's coming back. Okay, there you go. He says he's been texting him, but again, you can't believe all the things to God says because he told me that most are did that for him. I thought he did. I mean, I had no idea he did it in San Francisco. I mean, it's odd that we asked him to do it

and then he did some sort of surfing celebration, you know, on Sunday. Now he's banned from the show. I mean, let's see. I don't want him this week. Because I thought he did it just for us. I mean, I did. I'm disappointed.

So you banned him from the show? He seemed like it was such a, like, listen, it's the first time he had heard that idea and it listen, it's the first time he had heard that idea and it seemed like it was the first time he had heard that idea and he was doing it specifically for God Bless football. That's the way I like to think about it. I did ask him to surf into the end zone. I don't think he could do that.

I did ask him to surf into the end zone. Well, Tyree killed, kind of just jumped into the crowd and was just waiting around awkwardly for fans to kind of come up to him and then start jumping up and down. That's the other thing. This team is not only fun, not only entertaining, but oh my god. Dan, if you go to those games and I'm not a big fan of going to a dolphin game, but when you have Hill jumping into the stands and leading that kind of cheer, what an experience for

dolphin fans. If you Google Raheem Mohsert surfing celebration, you'll realize that it's his signature celebration. He's done many interviews talking about how he loves doing this. Did he actually have you convinced that this was the first time he was going to do it? Yes. Yes. I wanted to ask you something else that I heard the broadcasters say during the commanders games to Gants. I don't know if people know how much time the broadcasters waste talking to all of these coaches and players before the game to have like a couple of

kernels or nuggets so that they can say the following which is what they said during this broadcast somehow because if you saw the commanders game which is what they said during this broadcast somehow. Because if you saw the commander's game, this is not the sentence you would come away with. We met with Biannemy on Friday and came away very impressed. And what I'm asking you is just one time in the history of broadcasting have you ever heard. We came, we met with somebody on Friday and came away very unimpressed. Just one guy is no business, no team. Just one time, that guy's terrible, man.

We met with him on Friday and he's more on. Like just wildly unimpressed, anybody, you can't, right? Cause you're lead partners and you're basically only giving me that information to tell me that you talked to him. It's the only reason to tell me, hey, basically what you're saying is, boss is I was working Friday. You sent me with an expensive account

out here to watch foreign receptions. It also buys you credibility with the audience. But does it? That you spoke to the coach. It would buy me, it would buy more for me if you said you were unimpressed. I'm like that, that person's really credible, they actually tell the truth. We spoke to the enemy and we walked away and realized why he's never been hired as a head coach. At Public Mobile, we do things differently.

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This is the Dan Lebatar show with a Stugats. The The The Always enjoy talking to this guy, although the state of the jets must have him in a real state of misery Damien Woody can be found across the espn platforms on the following shows throughout the week get up first take fantasy football now daily wager and sports center because the espn is actively trying to kill him thank you Damien you agree i guess i

do agree it's obvious to anyone watching, you understand that when they lay people off, the people that they keep, Damien, are going to have to work a whole lot more on all of their platforms, covering football. And the Jets Misery right now is a special kind of thing. So without spending too much time on this, although I think we can do the entire segment on this, I would like for you to take me into my Greenberg's home and describe all of the details before, during and after the Aaron Rogers injury. I want you to paint a picture for us of all the things that were happening there, please. And it's nice to see you again. Thank you for joining

us. Yeah, absolutely. First of all, I was, you know, the police was on point. It was fantastic. Greeny hit me up was like big, big dog. Whatever you want to eat, it's on you. So I tried to spare him a little bit. I spared his pockets a little bit

because I was gonna go crazy with the spread and everything. So I just got like some nachos. So stuff that you just eat, watching football. No wing, because you didn't want anything related to Buffalo on the menu pizza, stuff like that beer, all that type of stuff. We had a really good crowd there. Dominique was there.

So Dominique brought some levity to the whole environment and Dan, Graziano, it was a good crowd there. And listen man, the energy before the game, you know, some levity to the whole environment and, you know, Dan Grasiano. It was a good crowd there. And listen, man, the energy before the game was ridiculous. We were all pumped, all psyched, and then literally four snaps into the game. Everything just hit the fan. I'm trying not to use profanity because I don't know how it goes on this show, but it literally everything who just hit the fan

after Aaron Rodgers went down and it literally turned into a whole therapy therapy session with Greenie from that point forward. It didn't even matter that the Jets ended up winning the game. It just turned into a whole therapy session, me trying to convince Greenie not to jump out like a, I guess it was like the six story window when Aaron Rogers went down with that Achilles injury. So the Bob change and the funniest part was Dominique was trying to feel out okay when exactly can I leave because Grini was so pissed he didn't want to be a bad guest, but he was just trying to figure out a way to get the hell out of

there because the mood was just awful. So it was, uh, it was very awkward, but Greeny was a gracious house. Does Greeny actually call you big dog? Uh, Greeny calls me a lot of things. Big wood, big B, big dog, basically anything would have been on being in front of it. That's what he calls me. But I think he's just scared of me because of my size. And he put out the spread, but it sounds like there were a lot

of restrictions. There were, I don't understand. You're not allowed to bring, but it sounds like there were a lot of restrictions. There were, I don't understand. You're not allowed to bring, you're not allowed wings or beer or because that's buffalo. Yeah. No, we had beer. We just couldn't have buffalo wings. I was kind of disappointed that because I don't give a demo about buffalo, but it was some kind of quirky thing with him where he didn't want anything with buffalo there. So, you know, when you're the guy paying for the whole thing, you just got to flow with it, but I did have some Buffalo wings after that. After the game, you know, opposed. Yeah. Yeah, I, well, I found a way to have some wings. You know, I'm a big guy. I'm going to find a way to eat. Don't worry

about that. You wait a minute. So that's big wood. That can't be a good experience sleeping to go from nachos during the game to wings after the game and then going to sleep. That would create someone. It's a tough night, dude. Some unrest. You know, I was very well rested. I mean, I slept in Gritty's daughter.

Like, her daughter is obviously moved out. So I slept in her room and the bed with the accommodations were nice and everything. But yeah, I went to bed full. What do you mean? It was a sleepover? It was, yeah, I slept over. Yeah, but how'd you get the waves in?

How did this happen? How did this smungle the wings in? And were you eating them in his daughter's room? That's play-truth or game? Like what happened? No, like his daughter's room is like, like, all white, like, I didn't want to leave any evidence of that.

Like when you got everything so, so sterile, I didn't want to leave any evidence, but, you know, I found my way to, I found my way to the wings. I found my way to the wings. Do you live to, I snuck up, I had, I had them brought up to me secretly. Okay, but I, so is it,

are you sleeping there because you live too far away and get up as very early in the morning? Is that what's happening there? Like what? What Grini, what Grini was so excited about this thing, he's like, look, we're going to do this whole deal. You're going to come over, you can sleep over if you want because we're going to get up early because of the, you know, the pre-production meeting and all that.

So I said, you know what, screw it. I'm just going gonna sleep over. And Greening's gonna bite me over and have me sleep at his palatial palace. I'm gonna sleep over. Did anyone I did? Did anyone else take him up on that? Yeah, bubble.

Bubble wanted to produce us for the race of life. Bubble was there. Bubble was there sleeping over. Bubble didn't even get up until like the next afternoon. What was the breakfast spread like? We didn't have a breakfast spread. All I had was Starbucks. We had Starbucks the next morning.

So we grabbed in and went in. How are you feeling right now today about the state of the Jets? This has been a lot of suffering for many, many years. 40, didn you are, you are feeling how today, Damien. I'm feeling like the organization is cursed. Like, literally, I just, I tried not to wrap myself, wrap myself with same old jets type of stuff, but I, I'm like, I'm starting to come around to it because literally everything was laid out there for the justice exceed this

year and continue for title. You bring in Aaron Rodgers and grace shade himself with the city and grace shade himself with the organization. He was going to literally be this white night that comes in and save the organization from this

all the the awful quarterback and that we've seen from this organization through all the years and then literally literally it goes up and smoke and all the awful quarterbacking that we've seen from this organization through all the years, and then literally, literally it goes up and smoke and four snaps. That's it. Like how many organizations have this,

like no other organization goes through things like this, but the jets, and it's just unreal. It's unreal. Are you done with Zach Wilson? I've been done. Been done. That dude is not a starting quarterback. Come on, Stu. You know, everyone watching us knows the student is not a starting quarterback.

I know, Sarlane, everyone else has got to put up the face because they don't have any other option right now in the roster. They don't have anyone. So you're going to say that. But clearly, this student is not a starting quarterback out there and I just feel sorry for all these guys. I feel sorry for Garrett Wilson. You know all these guys because I can only imagine like the way Garrett Wilson feels right now going to see the thinking I'm going to pop off. I'm going to be like the offensive player the year. I'm going to put up great numbers and then all of a sudden want to be like the offensive player to you. I'm going to put up great numbers and then all of a sudden, you guys gone. And now you stuck with the same guy that she was mad

as hell with last year in Zagol. Who's better? Bills or dolphins? Dolphins. I think it'd be at dolphins. You like you guys are down there. They look like a bunch of who same bolts out there running around as far as a four about one track team. They are so fast. Mike McDaniel has two of a plan with so much confidence. And once the ball comes out, which it comes out so, you know, so quickly, those guys can score at any point during the game. Anytime that anyone in the old guy touched the ball,

they can score. And so it's fun to watch. Their defense gotta be playing with a lot of joy knowing that their office is going to score a lot of points. Listen, I will pay to watch the Miami Dolphins play football right now. That's how exciting they are. Better offense, chiefs are dolphins. Oh, it's not closest to dolphins. Dolphins have the better off. And you know what? Everyone gets to everyone talks about Tariq Hill and General Lotta who by the way didn't even play yesterday. That was the craziest part about this whole thing

Putting up a 70 burger on Sean Peyton and your second best player didn't even play but I mean The chiefs are still figuring it out. They do that every year seems like the dolphins They're like the the reincarnated great-estore on turf do that every year seem like the dolphins they're like the reincarnated greatest shown turf two point over right now in the national football league you're being accused in my headset by chris kody one of our producers of losing your train of thought they're laughing through it and then finding your footing is that what happened all of the yes it is yes because you know what? It is.

It is because I hate keeping all the superlatives on the Miami dolphins because I hate that organization, but how can you hate on them? You can't hate on the Miami dolphins right now. They're that deal. So yes, I lost my train of thought because I'm disgusted by all the positive things that I said about the dolphins. It hurts you. That is your chief rival, correct?

That I was saying earlier, in the show there is no other rival for the Jets. And so it makes you so mad that you will spit your teeth out if you were a fan telling them to go bleep themselves. You saw this yesterday, correct? Yes, I did. I saw the jet fan that literally losses teeth and disg discuss of what

Zach Wilson in the office was was displaying out there against the Patriots and I would have lost my damn teeth too, watching that mess. You weren't on this team that this happened to with the butt fumble, but I just want to play some McRoud noise around the tunnel, the night of the butt fumble as Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow ran off the field. Let's play that for Damien Woody. The script is not the answer in the script. Terrible! Timo, I want you in the text box! Timo, I want you down! Timo, I'm sorry about this! Timo, I'm sorry!

Timo, I'm sorry! You're so stupid, Timo! Timo, I'm sorry! Timo, you're so stupid! Timo, I'm sorry! Timo, I'm sorry! Timo, I'm sorry! Timo, I'm not even coming out of the house. Garbage! Garbage! Garbage! Garbage! Garbage! Garbage! Garbage!

You're the second half, dude! Let's stop! It's the best quarterback we've ever had. Your thoughts, David Woody. That was actually a tame, a tame jet fans response right there. Like, I've seen a lot worse from jet fans as far as that type of response. That doesn't surprise me at all. That doesn't surprise all. Maybe I don't get that type of response there and there in Miami because it's so chill, but that was actually tank. It's just the soundtrack to the last

40 years of jet football. Hey, Dan, let me ask you a question. How does it feel to watch competent football? I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I'm stunned. I'm stunned this division. I've been watching competent football, but it was the Patriots for the last 20 years. It doesn't come in any other uniform in the AFC East. Yeah, like, like, to have the Miami Dolphins playing the way they're playing and then to watch Mike McDaniel, Like that dude is so awkward and working weird, but I love him. Like I love every all

the weirdness around him and he's just like a mad scientist down there with Miami right now. They're just doing crazy stuff. They're throwing all the shuffle passes, all the madness that most teams dream of and it's working right now. You can see him on get up.

First take fantasy football now daily wager and sports center see him while you can before he has been kills him. Thank you, Damien for being on the show with us. I'll right appreciate you guys, man. Thank you, Damien. Yes, dude.