The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Tony's Top 10 White People Sayings

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

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That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Now we had a pretty good example of an umpire probably sticking to the letter of the law too much earlier this week when we played that video, the lightning strike that was very near a baseball diamond that resulted in a balk.

It's a balk, rules are rules. Very unfair. Let me give you a good example of how to interpret the rules here when there is a loud sound interrupting play. This comes from Wimbledon and this might be the most Wimbledon stoppage in the history of Wimbledon stoppages. Thank you ladies and gentlemen if you could avoid opening bottles of champagne when the players are about to serve. Oh come on. I love that. It's warm. It's the most Wimbledon warning

you've ever heard. Who was the player there who she says, why would you open it right now? Which is a great question. That's the, is that the isolated sound of the pop? All right. Well, that's very distracting. You see what happened there? We stopped play. We stopped play because it's a it's a very loud distracting sound

Yeah, but it's not just Wimbledon though, right? Obviously Wimbledon is the most whatever you want to call it uppity of the tennis tournaments But tennis as a sport is the most uppity of the sports and the act Hoity-toity is fine Billy Gilly as I like to say sometimes Hoity-toity is fine. Billy Gilly, as I like to say sometimes. Hoity-toity. Because. I've never heard the term hoity-toity.

Or Billy Gilly. No, Billy Gilly I use with Billy Gilly sometimes. Never heard hoity-toity? He doesn't know that. Literally, this is the first time I've ever heard that selection of letters, words, syllables. It's better than uppity. I was acting all Billy Gilly.

It's definitely better than uppity. Uppity is a whole other thing. We'll go hoity-toity. But hoity-toity is also a term. The most hoity-toity thing in all of sports is when a server is getting the tennis balls from the ball boys or ball girls. It's so obnoxious.

So condescending. It is. They're like, you better bounce this to me perfectly. If I have to extend my arm any direction other than right at my stomach, you're fired. That is the vibe they give off. But not until I'm ready. Not until the second I'm ready.

Too soon, they like, hit it away. And how will I prove to you that I'm ready? I don't know. I might look at you, I might not. And then when you've got three of them, why do you need three? You got three tennis balls on your racket,

you might just throw one without even looking at it. Throw it back. Why did I, why did I give that one to you, sir? Why? And then so, and then you're just like two, you got one in your pocket, you throw the other one back. It's just the, and sometimes you don't even look

at the ball boys or ball girls. Like, zero respect for the people that are doing it for you. I hate that about tennis players. It is, it does feel very disrespectful. It does. Every time I've ever watched tennis in my life, I think about that. There's a condescension to it.

There's like, maybe condescending is the wrong word. There's just like an arrogance to it. Hoity-toity. It's a hoity-toity-ness that is like, come on man, lose the hoit. And it's only a job you can screw up. It was hoit. You've seen the one video of the one kid

that ran to his spot and bam! I just told Lewis to try to find that viral video of a ball boy distracting the tennis player. Do you have the sound of this, Lewis? I hate the way that they have to present the balls too. Hold it right high. Look, so watch right here. We'll just, you can't hear it, but the kid runs away.

He's like, I don't want to make this kid mad. He falls, boom! And the guy looks back like, what the hell did you do that for? What a save though by the kid, because he can't prove anything. Because by the time he turned around, he was already back in regular position.

I would have looked over my shoulder like, what the hell was that? That kid's about to hit his head against the wall and he's thinking, oh my god, my career is over. Let me just stand up real straight. Clearly concussed TTE. It would be so easy to be likable in that spot. If you're just the likable tennis player,

like, hey man, thank you. Thank you, give him a point. Why do you have to be like that? Fist pound. Alcaraz is super nice to the ball people. There was a great video of him celebrating with all the kids after winning the French Open at Roland Garros.

There are some people that kind of stick out on how they treat folks, but yeah, the pomp and the circumstance, which is also like hoity and the toyty. Yeah. What's another example of this in sports? Like where you always just feel a palpable, like, they could do that nicer.

I can't even think of one, because in others, the ball boys tossing out the footballs, you never see Patrick Mahomes slap the ball out of the way. I knocked the towel guy down in the playoffs. It's on YouTube. I knocked the old, I bump him on accident. You were in the playoffs? Once. Once.

It was for a very short time, like two hours or so. I could see that during a time out, if you don't want water and somebody's like doing the water thing water guys Get that like I do have a whole I do have an a whole water story. All right, so Yeah, so I'm at practice and a Kid a young like trainer like the young Medical trainers are the ones in charge of squirting water, like whatever you need to drink.

Those are doctors? Not doctors, they're like athletic trainers. Okay. All right, so at practice we're in camp, and camp sucks, as you know, and we're all fighting for jobs, and this is miserable, and you're away from your family, and it's hot, and coaches are yelling at you.

Sounds like some excuses for bad behavior going on. Yes, absolutely, but you know, we're all human Yeah, you know you've prefaced this enough. There's this one a new kid is is at the Browns and He's he's doing the the water so I come on shadowing someone else. He should have been shadowing Absolutely, cuz every time I try to get a drink. It's just water all over Talk about the worst aim ever, right? So I'm like, okay, no more. Like Bobrovsky.

Can you give us your look? Like sitting there with your mouth open, waiting for the water? So after like a couple days, like, it's like I ask for a drink, it's nose, ah, I'm like, all right. Just give it to me. Just give it to me, exactly, right? So then it develops into, I'm not even asking for the water.

He's just coming like this, so I turn and he just starts squirting. I'm like, okay. So then by like day five, he's still there. He's actually like high ranking now, because it's 10 years ago. But he tells the story by day five,

I come off the field, he does it again. I grabbed the water bottle, I turn it, I squirt him all over, this is a new kid, all over his face. I'm like, now how does that feel? Aim the damn bottle. And then I go back in, he's like, I never missed anyone's mouth as a water boy,

ever again after that. I can't believe you did that. Dude, I'm like sniffing water, coughing it up out of my mouth. Did you get some dap from the teammates? Like, thank you, someone finally taught him a lesson. Or were you the only person that had this issue on the team? I don't know, man.

Maybe he was like, he had better aim for the taller players or something. Maybe it was an angle issue. This man is responsible for the mess in public toilets. Like, a gentleman just like this, who have zero aim whatsoever. Come on, man. Billy.

A lot cleaner bathrooms if everyone took that approach. You were talking about how you went to the movie theater and some would argue Mission Impossible, the final reckoning was the cinematic event of the summer. Some people are arguing it might be Superman. We can get into that in a little bit. I would argue for a much younger generation, even though you're not going to a movie theater for it, Zombies 4 premiering on Disney Channel last night, was appointment viewing. Now this, I'm just talking to the dads of children of certain age. I asked Roy before the show if Claire at all got into the Descendants or Zombies.

This is a huge booming economy for Disney Channel, and a world full of booming economies for that company. They're going on tour, the Descendants and Zombies and everything like that. This is the fourth edition of the Zombies films. And Zombies, for those that don't know briefly, it's like High School Musical, only Zombies. But then they had to make sequels, so then the Zombies. So the target audience is like what age?

Five years old, tweens, teens. But the cast, this is the fourth one, and naturally with Disney movies, the original cast is like 30 years old. Yeah, Exceptional Zed's like 36. Yeah, Exceptional Zed is paying off his student loans right now. Is he still Exceptional? No.

I haven't seen this one yet. Exceptional Zed is in it, but it was mediocre. It was the worst of the franchise. And I don't know if you're being dragged to the zombies show. Thankfully there's a Cain's game, so it's just gonna be a girls thing in my home. That's what I believe is happening. My wife and a few other moms are bringing a bunch of kids

to the zombie concert. And descendants. Descendancy, that's when, like, my daughter was like Princess Red for Halloween, and I don't even know what that is. Ah, you've got kids. Descendants probably has to be a thing in your house, because it's like all the great Disney villains,

but they all had kids I have twin twin daughters They're ten we had they sat me down on a Saturday and I had to watch all descendants back to back to back Mm-hmm. I fell asleep. That sounds terrible. They were pissed and then I had to do it again because I fell asleep Too early in the second version of the movie. So my daughter Julia was asked me daddy. Where are you going? I'm like, I'm gonna put laundry away, which she me, Daddy, where are you going? I'm like, I'm going to put laundry away. She's like, but you're missing zombies four. I'm like, honey, I'm going to end up watching this 45 more times when the embargo is lifted and it's on Disney Plus

tomorrow. But let's get to Superman a little bit because it's been the subject of a lot of frustrating online discourse and everything. It's become politicized. First off, I think there's a large portion of the audience that just Superman's not that interesting because he's perfect. We know he's got the kryptonite, he's all powerful, he's the fastest, he's flies, he's the strongest, he's got this one weakness, he's got lasers

shooting out of his freaking eyes. I think people like their heroes being fallible or having more weaknesses. They like the Batmans of the world a little bit better, and the box office kind of bears this out. And Superman has failed time and time again after numerous reboots by Warner Brothers. It wasn't too long ago that Henry Cavill was Superman. Well, now we have a new Superman. James Gunn, who did the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise, is reviving Superman for his whole new vision of the DCU.

And I don't know if you've seen the discourse around it, but people are saying Superman is too woke because James Gunn came out and said, this is an illegal alien that is coming to the... And I'm kind of... I know where you think I'm going to go with this, which is blame the right for saying that this is too woke and doing the same long song and dance. I'm kinda, I know where you think I'm gonna go with this, which is blame the right for saying that this is too woke and doing the same long song and dance. I'm bored by that and I just come to expect that I don't even have a take for it anymore. I'm gonna pivot and turn my attention to James Gunn

and say like, you're trying to do your own grift on what's going on in the country right now. That's a fine, that's a fine, Izzy. By saying this is an illegal alien, and everyone's like, man, I can't wait to watch this illegal alien ruin the billionaire's plans. You cannot, and James Gunn flatly said this is an illegal alien story.

Miss me with that one. Illegal aliens right now aren't straight, white, all-powerful beings that only have one weakness. To invoke that is so lazy. No, Superman isn't something that an undocumented alien in this country is going to identify with, and shame on you for even drawing parallels to that. I don't think you can,

when ice is raining on horseback, your park, no one's like, man, Superman has it just like this. He's being targeted just like this. I thought Superman was from Cleveland. No, he's from Smallville. Kansas, right? I thought it was Kansas. Kansas, yeah. Small, well, Smallville.

Smallville, Kansas. There's a big mural dedicated to Superman in the Cleveland airport. Maybe the inventor? Maybe the guy who created Superman is from Cleveland. I've been to Wamego, Kansas, and they claim a fictional character. They claim Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. They claim to be the hometown of Dorothy, and once a year they have a big Wizard of Oz festival

where the surviving Munchkins come and get treated like royalty. And you've been there? Yeah, because my daughter was super into The Wizard of Oz. When I was a Browns fan, I went to Kansas City for when the Browns opened up Week 1 at Arrowhead. Had an amazing experience. The Kansas City Chiefs fans are spectacular. Billy, as you know, from your time at Arrowhead, those fans are special, real special fans, and it's a really special game day environment. But I made the drive from Kansas City to Wamego, Kansas, which was about two and a half hours

to get to this middle of nowhere place to go to this Wizard of Oz museum. They have a yellow brick road and everything like that. That's pretty cool actually. It is, but I. But Superman is from there as well. But your claim to fame is a fictional character. The video that was accidentally playing on my phone

was of Andrew Wiggins who went to the University of Kansas. Mm. There you go. There's the full circle moment. Hawk is right, Jerry Segal created go. There's the full circle moment. Hawk is right. Jerry Segal created Superman. He is from Cleveland. Wow. There you go.

You wouldn't know the Rust Belt. You should. You know, my hometown is called Johnstown, Pennsylvania. You know who created Spider-Man, where he was from? Cleveland. Johnstown, Pennsylvania. So we have a mural of Spider-Man as well. That was two for one there.

There we go. Are you in on Superman at all? Pennsylvania so we have a mirror of Spider-Man as well. That was two for one there. There we go. Are you in on Superman at all? He's supposed to be top of the heap of a superhero but I think something happened generationally where people kind of aspired to that perfection when Superman had his moment and became top of the heap, right? But it became less and less interesting to have basically this dude, one famous weakness but... I just think people don't like journalists and they do like billionaires, which is why

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["The Stugats Show Theme"] But I mean, there's a reason why they tried to revive the series time and time again. Cinematically it just doesn't connect with the audience. The audience doesn't have the connection points to Superman because how can they? He's infallible, he's perfect, he's even got the moral high ground. Maybe James Gunn tries to do something different with it. I'll wait for the word of mouth because I've kind of seen polarizing reviews and I think

maybe the reason for that is how politicized this movie has become lately Which I mean you want to talk about it like an innocuous superhero to politicize I was gonna say it seems like it has the most room for maneuverability Like you could create as many storylines around him because he is so quote-unquote perfect you can create You know fallacies you can create bad things about him as he's going through the human experience on that side But having not really gone through a whole bunch of the DCU movies I don't really know how they treat well I mean you could start over again because they're restarting this thing for like the third time in our lifetimes

But an immigrant tale is where you miss me It's some underdog story given everything that's going on right now It's actually lazy and a little irresponsible of James Gunn to invoke. Could you say that one of his weaknesses is other people because of misinformation about spreading rumors against him? I'm curious to see if that's where James Gunn takes it. I think there's more interesting stuff there.

And I get what he... James Gunn is often on the right side of stuff. James Gunn is an ally and he tries to project that he's on the right side of stuff, James Gunn is an ally and he tries to project that he's on the right side of things. The correct side. Yeah, but I, yeah, not the right side of the political spectrum. And I think in an effort to try to be that,

he missed the mark and didn't realize how patronizing a remark like that would be given the current climate. Why is Billy the person who knows most about Kansas City people? No, I said he would know because he did a God Bless football last year. He's been out. Yeah, he went out there and took the arrowhead.

Because the kickoffs feature the reigning champion. It's gonna be in Philadelphia this year, but Kansas City usually, a lot of the seasons have been kicking off in Kansas City because they've been reigning champions, but it's a special, I love Kansas City and the fandom around it. I think it's, if you're a football fan

and you wanna do a tour of American football cultures, Kansas City is damn good. They're really nice, they were very welcoming. Yeah. If I was Superman, I'd be an athlete. I wouldn't bother my time, waste my time kinda saving people. But you would have to, you would have to really downplay.

Yeah, I mean, I tone it down a little bit, but like come contract year, like I would ball out. Yeah, you would try to really downplay. Yeah, I mean, I'd tone it down a little bit. But come contract year, I would ball out. Yeah, you would try to play every sport. Like UFC fighter. Like, take it down. Nah, I don't want to get hit in the face. But if you're an NBA player, maybe mix in a 3 for 16 from the field one day.

Doesn't hurt me. But you've got to pretend like it hurts. But he can jump buildings in a single bounce, right? So the hops that he has to go bounce. I think it's a single bound. Bound, whatever. It should be bounced, though. It should be. I don't see. He the hops that he has I think it's a single bound Yeah, whatever it should be bounced. It should be Bouncing what is lying? What is a bound dude? I only knew I only knew bounds as a jump because of Superman or track I like that. I like that change-up though. He becomes an athlete that hates journalists, dude

He could be a like a double athlete right and then just fly from game to game And then like how you getting back and forth so fast? Like, private. Maybe that's what Deion really is. Yeah, maybe he's Superman. Yeah. And that's why he has losing records because he's like, I can't let people know.

I gotta keep it, you know. Yeah, no, that makes sense. This year's gotta turn it on though, right? For sure. Yeah, Colorado, we gotta turn it. Now we gotta be Superman this year. Yeah, I mean, athletes do have the closest thing the superpowers hmm in some ways Huh, I mean, I don't really have a super proud. I would be foot quickness speed

Yeah, it would be like my ability for my feet to move really like the flash I don't know how that translates into saving anyone's life. Yeah, I've seen people on the internet that can float So I think dancers have superpowers. I think Yeah, I've seen people on the internet that can float so I think dancers have superpowers. I think Powers I think teachers have the superpowers really that's the firemen and the firefighters I agree billy police officer would you nominate and this is such a no I was gonna say who's this Superman in? World athletics, but I don't want to do that forget. I even said I think you want to No, I don't wanna do that. Forget I even said Ronnie James. I think you want to. Who do you want? Racking radio. No, I don't want to. Last night I was locked in on Zombies 4 a little bit

until I decided to do something else, but when I put my daughter to bed, I caught up on the It's Always Sunny premiere, 17 season strong, great premiere. And I was also watching the World Series of Poker because one of my friends made it to the top 317. Albert Deshrade, formerly of Survivor. Is that when he cached? He did. one of my friends, made it to the top 317. Albert Deserade, formerly of Survivor, arrested Deserade. Is that many cash?

He did. It's a, famously the buy-in for the World Series of Poker is $10,000 and it's been frozen there since the 1970s. So anybody can play. Right. With $10,000. With $10,000, yeah. For sponsorship.

Yeah. So he made the top 317. Yeah, so. so that was 9700. Yeah, that's pretty specific Well, I think it's a percentage that cash is so that's why yeah, there's tears Okay, so if you think about every numbers a very surprised pool that he ended up clearing on a $10,000 investment He got $40,000 in prize money not bad for a couple of weeks out in Las Vegas good work over there, but Chris who knows my friend Albert a little bit, was also following along in his progress. And I didn't know this about Chris,

but Chris considers himself a poker shark and he wants to play in this. Hang on, hang on. This is how I got introduced to Chris Cody. His dad, Greg, you guys know Greg? Yeah, yeah, Adam. That's how I got introduced to him too. His dad works hard.

His dad, as a way of introduction, told me about Chris, not face to face, but told me about Chris, oh, my son Chris plays poker. I think he's going to go pro. That's how I thought Chris Cody was going to be a professional poker player. Still to this day, during the summer around World Series time, I play poker.

I play online a little bit. I play tournaments at the Hard Rock every once in a while. And I've come in third place at the Jeff Konine. Is that winning? I got like eight grand and a big guitar that I still have doing nothing with. That's winning. Like the Hard Rock guitar.

Yeah. I mean, no, third place, I didn't win, but I. I mean, you won something. No, I made a lot of money. That's not me. This is your campaign to be on the celebrity poker circuit, too. You haven't really made that circuit. I fancy. That's how the Konine one. No, I made a lot of money. That's not fair. This is you campaigning to be on the celebrity poker circuit, too. You haven't really made that circuit outside of the Cone Eye

one. No. I fancy myself someone who can play cards. I mean, I don't. I have a job. So it's something where if this all went away, I might try to do something like that. But I don't really have time.

We should take everything we've ever won from a poker tournament, put it together, start a poker tournament, and give them away as prizes again. I probably have $30,000 in career poker winnings. I've won like eight grand at that one. I've won a couple other tournaments. I've won tournaments before, where I'm chopping with one other person.

So you've thought about that before, because 30,000 is just a number to pull out of the air. I'm just pulling out a number of total, but I've also played a lot of tournaments. I'm not saying I'm this huge profitable person. He's down a hundred thousand. So are you gonna try to do the WSOP? I would love, I mean obviously 10,000,

I don't just have 10,000, like if I did something like that. Sounds like you have 30,000 lying around. No, I mean that's just, Stake is a website you can go on. How much for that guitar? What I would do since I have, what would, I would probably go on Stake where people can like, you can like, good players do this of like, I'm selling 30% of my action,

and people will go on this website and like, oh I wanna, now I have 5% of Phil Hellmuth. I'm in for 25%. That's what I mean. I think I could get people that would be down to- To recoup my investment a little bit. Mike, you're a gambler, you're throwing 500. I would support you, I'd sponsor you with a promise

that I can maybe recoup. I'm an action junkie, I'd watch you. I'd rather watch you play poker than play a poker. I got 500. Let me see your poker face. See, I'm already like at 25% and a thousand, like I already have $3,500 and I haven't even started trying to gather Yeah, that was good. You gave away 25% for $500 you've already Whatever that percentage that would be $2,500. We said 500 apiece, whatever that percentage goes down to. That would be 5%.

Wait. OK. This is my favorite game on the show. What side of the bench are they skating to? Wait a minute. You haven't played poker. Now I'm questioning whether or not. You get the whatever percentage 500 is of 10,000,

that's the percentage you would get of my winnings. That's how it works. Whatever you put in, the percentage of the buy-in, that's what you would get back if I won. You actually nailed that, though. Yeah. I'm going to get an ROI on this. Why don't you do it next summer? I've been saying to myself for like four years,

next summer I'm going. Cause what happens is this time of year, I'm so into poker. And then when the summer ends, I kind of fall out of it. So then that's the time you need to be putting in the work to go. Don't do it next summer. World Cup.

I'm dying with flag football. World Cup next summer. In the Olympics. You're gonna win. And I'd have to be gone for, if I played well, like a couple weeks. So it's... You think there's gonna be enough to talk about with the World Cup that we can't discuss him going to the poker tournament? Yeah, the eyes of the world are on the US next summer. I do think the World Cup is gonna kind of hijack the conversation a little bit next summer, although I thought the club World Cup, which is supposed to be a warm-up for any Fritzie want a set there. That's all I ask is to extend this match so that when I get home, the Sinner Jokovic match

is still going on. All right. I thought the Club World Cup would be more of a talking point because it's in the United States, because it features some of the biggest clubs in the world, and this show has totally ignored it. I've wanted to talk about it the entire time and here we are, the finals in New York and it's Chelsea versus PSG, two glamour clubs and no one's really been interested in this.

And it's not just engagement on sports content, it's also in ticket sales, they've been terrible. I told you before, I used to work with Chelsea, so I'm plugged into all the supporters clubs. Every supporters club in the nation that is major got offered free tickets by FIFA to go to the semi-final. And the secondary market, depending on who's playing in it, the Real Madrid ones down here and the Brazilian clubs,

Miami's been a really good market for the Club World Cup. But nationally, there have been some really pitiful crowds. Miami's great because the Brazilian crowd was great. You could predict that one. I don't know if the New York, the MetLife crowds were ever going to feel like a real World Cup crowd. And they do the thing where they put it at three o'clock in the afternoon because they wanna make sure

that Europe can tune in. Which is the biggest problem here as you're talking about clubs. It's even, like it's so easy if you're not a soccer fan to just latch onto your country and just, hey, of course, I'm a USA whatever. Or even if you're an anti-USA guy, then with these clubs, it's so specific.

Like I was a Chelsea fan a few years ago and then I lost interest in Christian Polisic and then he left anyway. And then I'm just like, man, there's nobody left on that team except for what, Clucherella? Clucherella? They've rebuilt. They would actually be like this.

Chelsea's one of the strangest GD clubs in the history of sports. Even I am not locked in to Chelsea right now. So you would have to be a real fan of these clubs, or one of these clubs, to really follow it, go out there, make a whole event of it. I don't know if it makes that much sense to debut this here. Oh, there's so many new PSG fans too. And so many people became PSG fans in the last... Well, PSG had a different business model before. They had Mbappe, Neymar, Messi on the same team,

all at the same time. For over a decade, they were just trying to get the biggest stars on the planet to come play in a league that wasn't very competitive in France and they would never have the success in Europe. And then what's funny is they get rid of Neymar, they get rid of Messi leaves and Mbappe finally goes to Real Madrid. And not only do they win the Champions League finally, they get that monkey off of their back. They trounce teams. They destroy teams.

Everyone wanted to make fun of Inter Miami for losing 4-0 to PSG in the Club World Cup. Inter Milan lost 5-0. Did you see what they did to Real Madrid in the semifinal? Another 4-0 trouncing. In fact, Inter Miami had more possession, because PSG really took their foot off the gas, but Inter Miami had more possession against PSG than Real Madrid did.

This run that PSG is on is incredible. And their best player is? Dembele. I would argue Hakimi, but these aren't household names. At least not yet, but if they keep winning like this, they might be. Chelsea really tore themselves down in the ownership change after Abramovich was forced to sell the team,

rightfully so. The American owners had a strange business model. They bought a bunch of players. They hired a bunch of different managers. It's finally worked, and it's shown you if you have unlimited resources, you can turn it around. And they get a damn near $90 million in prize money. So they've dug themselves out of the hole, and they could probably, after being out of Europe, find themselves here in the span of four years, go from European champions to world champions. So I'm gonna be locked in on that on Sunday.

It doesn't exactly set up the World Cup very well. No it doesn't, and these games have been, I don't know if you've noticed, it's hot outside. It's crazy hot, you have all these cooling breaks, all these clubs have been complaining about it, you have teams, it's a little soft because it was 87 degrees in Cincinnati when Dortmund did this, but the head coach came out and said, we're gonna have our subs not even be

on the bench, they gotta watch from the locker room, which is one of the softest things I've ever seen in the history. I understand that stuff though, so much more, man. Like the Stefan digs, it's the hottest I've ever been stuff. Like I just played in a football tournament in Chicago and day one was three games over the course, we think we started at 10.30

and then the last one was at four something. So three games and it was 90 plus in Chicago and zero cloud cover. By the end of the third game, we had one teammate who looks like he's in better shape than me vomiting everywhere and had to have IV and couldn't even play the second day. The second, no, no.

So he looks like he's in better shape, clearly not. Well, I mean, let's just say, he looks like he should be in more cardiovascular shape than me. And the second day. I only run when I'm being chased. I cramp up like crazy.

And the second day. You should drink more water. Thank you. I felt like every step I took, I was getting punched in the stomach. And like, I told Hawk the story earlier about me dropping a pick six, like a short pick six. And I remember as I was approaching

it being like ouch, my stomach hurts, and I was just like, I have a million reasons as to, excuses as to why I dropped it, none of them good. But it's like, I'm telling you bro, I was in the linebacker or whatever, the heat does something to you, and it's not just that day, like the next day it lingers, man, I get those Buffalo Bills now playing in that heat.

I get it. No, it's valid. When we would play in Miami, and I always wanted to play in Florida because this is like the Mecca of special or like Receiver cornerback. It was like I'm not good unless I can play in Florida So I from high school when I got out of high when I got out of college while I was in the NFL I was always trying to get down here and we had we would play the the Dolphins and I had to bring three uniforms because I would sweat through them. Like I was, it was like.

I was just through the prep knowing that Kevin Hogan was your quarterback. Just knowing, like bro, we're gonna, I was just sweating the fact that we were gonna get our ass kicked as bad as we were. But no, it was. You almost won that game. I got used to the heats as being down here

in the last three years. And it's crazy because up north, to your point about Cincinnati, whenever you're playing youth sports or any kind of thing, it's like, hey, you gotta hydrate, make sure they get hydration breaks, get water. It's too hot, we can't practice. And my son got down here and played tackle football

for the first time. It's been three years. They have yet to take a break because it's hot. Yeah. It hasn't even been mentioned. Not a single time. His first game, I had to go sit in the car because I was so hot sitting on the side.

I'm like, these kids are playing in this. It boggles my mind. I've never noticed the difference between sitting in the sun and sitting in the shade than I did at this last tournament. It's like, oh my God, I'm going to die. Oh my god, life. It's such a huge difference. You just discovered shade.

It's wild, it's wild. We need an executive order for more shade. We would do two a days in high school football and it was like, you can't get water. Not like, we gotta break for water. You guys are not getting water. You can't, no, water was a sign of weakness. Thank you.

And in Florida, you're literally playing with death. Yes. But everyone's used to it. But we all lived. You all lived. It's crazy. I don't get how people live down here. I've been hospitalized for cramps.

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This is the Dunn-Levatar Show with the Stugats. We were listening to the new Clips album, first Clips album, 16 years dropped this morning. So their second album. And cocaine seems to be a prevalent theme, not surprisingly enough. 20 years running. I've been informed to celebrate the occasion of Mary Clipsmus. Tony has a top five. What's your top five? I've got a top five list of artists that would make you want to quit your job and start selling coke. Mike Ryan has a number one suggestion on that list that we saw earlier in Wimbledon, but he's not a rap artist.

No, it's not. But how is it every time a camera cuts a Leonardo DiCaprio, he's doing that thing with his nose and his mustache, he's doing the exact same thing, he's got the sunglasses on, he just delivers on the narrative around him every time. Not great. Never disappoints Leo DiCaprio.

All right, we've got one OLI in the top five. You guys ready? Yes. Give me the list one more time. It's top five rappers that? That will make you want to quit your job and start selling coke. Because it sounds so awesome. Because they make selling coke sound so awesome.

Because they make it so glorious and so great and so et cetera et cetera. Which it's not. Specifically coke. OK. All right. In the Oli, this one may not be for some of the older guys, but if you know, you know Stove God Cooks.

No, I hate it. You could have said Stu Gotz, and I get know, you know, stove, God cooks. No, I did. You could have said Stu gots and I get to say. Don't look them up. Stove, God cooks. You'll like it. Yeah, stove, God cooks. Your list is off to a bad start. No, no, trust me. When you listen, you'll understand.

All right, number five, Miami's own Rick Ross. Again, the perception. I was gonna say. The perception. A lot of it is wrestling I want to be a parole officer. Yeah, he's a wrestler. Yes different song number four Ray Kwan the chef Coke who is Ray Kwan the chef what? You sound like the Super Bowl at Circa a couple of years ago. Ray Kwan?

Who is Ray Kwan the Chef? That's where it evolved into. I don't like this list, though. The top two will determine if I like this list or not. Number three. This is three guys but part of a group. What happened? You already gave us three.

How is this number three? Oh, I like it. No, this is the whole line. Stove, God Cooks is the whole line. Outside looking in. Keep up, Huck. Come on, Huck. Number three. people number three Griselda Say the butcher con with a machine Westside gun all three talk about you know, this is a very new we know this Chef is this like your two weeks notice. Are you telling us that you're making a career change here number two

30,000 the snowman young Jeezy change here number two he's got 30,000 the snowman young jeezy number two number one Mary Clipsman sits the clips yeah specifically push it push it yes obviously malice no stitches stitches I saw him on IG coming up with an album again yeah he says he's clean I was like huh 95 why are we talking about this? What is that album gonna sound like? Yeah. No, no, Billy's right.

You can't be clean and come up with a new album. It's gonna be so boring. Billy, did you see what's happening with the Fast and Furious franchise? I guess movies are your... What's happening now? Well, Vin Diesel came out in Los Angeles and announced to the crowd

that Paul Walker was returning to the franchise. I did see that. That's big. And for the final installment of Fast and the Furious, they're going back to the streets. Wow. No more of this outer space stuff. We're going back to the heart of what made this franchise

great, street racing, back to the streets of LA. Katy Perry. I mean, but the last one, spoiler alert, ended with a big cliffhanger where a dam was about to burst. Well, once they fixed that dam, I don't know how we're going to get back to the streets from there. The dam was in space or down here space or no the dam was abroad I'm glad that

they decided to dial it down because some of the other stuff that they were workshopping was they were legitimately considering a crossover of the Jurassic Park and Fast and Furious franchise I would actually would have been down I would have watched there was a 21 21 Jump Street Men in Black thing that seemed really interesting. That was gonna be a crossover where the guys from 21 Jump Street were gonna join Men in Black. Richard Grieco?

No, not the original guys. Ah, Channing Tan. Talking Jonah Hill and Channing Tan. My name's Jeff. Yeah. They would become Men in Black agents. I actually think that they should green-lit that one. That one would have been great.

Vin, never look more Italian. Is Italian? Is Italian. Tony, not just your top five, which left everybody confused. I gotta look up Soap got Cooks. Soap got Cooks is fire. But earlier in the show we also mentioned Hoity Toity,

which is a very white person saying yeah, and you came armed Prior to us saying hoity-toity with ten white people sayings Yeah Because Hawk and I we were talking like a couple months ago where you said something some sort of white phrase that white people kind Of coin you said they slap when they said X Y and Z. I think it was Y. I oughta. Y. I oughta, okay So it's like man white people snap like they said X It was exactly so bars what I did is I came up with the top 10 of white people sayings Not five. Oh, I like no in a top five no Better not be a stove got cooks in this list also cooks trust Jay-z should have been on your top

But I as I was thinking about how many coke dealers became billionaires sure he's literally Maybe the number one coke rapper of all time does it count if it's crack second of course Oh, there's also that's why stove got cooks. You know what you get it you sound like the government that yeah I didn't like that that tore down our communities You've been on the same thing is it go ahead number ten two for this number 10. No shit Sherlock We got good one all right, I got chills Number nine you're on thin ice buddy. Yeah. Oh wow damn good one number eight cat got your tongue I like that lower but definitely white number, you're barking up the wrong tree, pal. A lot of white confrontation so far.

Number six, get a load of this guy. Whoa! I like that. What inspired this list? The golf fight? Number five! Why are you guys showing me? Number five, take a hiker. Take a hiker

Number four hold your horses Number three for Pete's sake Number two, it's not my first rodeo And number one to sake a peak Oh, yeah, you and what army? Also translated to black people as you got me fucked up Yeah, a lot of those actually you could kind of a lot of translation for sure. Those are good But I think 70% of them are like right before you fight right before a white guy fights. Why are these? It's all confrontation. Who Pete why is it I got it I looked it up apparently Pete is it's it's a replacement for God's sake or Christ's sake and it's believed to be a substitute

For God or Christ to avoid using the name in vain Tony This is a very thing I was very much confused by this growing up this statement in in Spanish Give out about that yeah, which translates to what Barbara or Barbara or Yeah, which translates to what Barbara or Barbara or Bob I don't who who is this Barbara? And why are we always asking her to settle our shit like that? I had no idea what that was about But somebody helped me out with that. Can I throw in some honorable mentions? Yeah, of course cruising for bruising Let me sneak right past you That's a good one. Oh wow! That's really good.

That's right up there. Last one. Squeeze me. I've had it up to here. Yes! That's right, Liz! Good one. Let me squeak past you.