The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Tooth Hurty

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

Lionel Messi is doing things that are making Stugotz want to pay attention to soccer. Dan, Mike, and the crew dive into Messi's early success, multi-cultural appeal, and how crazy it is that he's playing in Fort Lauderdale. Then, Stugotz can't keep track of his upcoming dentist appointments, and it might be the death of Billy. Plus, Amin Elhassan is rushing into the studio, David Samson is on the zoom, and Adnan Virk is nowhere to be found. Can we actually get to our Top 5 Cameron Diaz movies, or will we only hear about Jessica's trip to Ireland? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. It has been a national story and an international story to God's. Lin-El Messi changing what soccer feels like in Miami. And I don't know if it's happened in America yet,

but I don't know how it could have gotten a whole lot better than it's gone so far for Miami. You have to understand this has been a disaster franchise, a whole lot of obstacles. David Beckham, four years, was trying to get something off of the ground here. They couldn't get land, they couldn't get ownership that was consistent or the idea of a future to make locally, internationally a market that has had soccer since the Fort Lauderdale strikers in the 80s when Pele was playing back there with the Cosmos. This is wanted to be a soccer market for a long time.

It is more international than almost any place in America. It is like the Caribbean, it's adjacent to the United States, but we are, Miami is Latin America in a lot of ways built by Latin America, a gateway through America. It's not quite America, and it's not quite Latin America. It's between the two and soccer and baseball. We were said, we were told again and again, you put those in that market, it can't fail. There are so many Latin people there And of course if you put the best player ever at the height of his powers and he scores goals in every game

You have a legitimate phenomenon. They have wallpapered the city with his image everywhere I go People are wearing those pink messy jerseys. I can't imagine how much money that is making because everywhere I go There's somebody wearing one of those jerseys. I told you earlier this week, $200 million in revenue this year. That's crazy in that sport. This was a nowhere franchise. And now, in the most expensive real estate market in the United States, even though insurance companies are about to leave here more of them

because we've got the most expensive land, but we are not going to be able to insure it very soon because of what these hurricanes and climate change are going to do to Florida. In the middle of all this, the greatest hockey player, a greatest soccer player ever comes over here, scores goals right and left, and now they're going to get their stadium allegedly but I don't think that in all of this enthusiasm because he's playing in Fort Lauderdale's together. He's playing by like a 7-11 in a swamp somewhere that has had- We do it. No, but I mean it's crazy. Like soccer has been there before but it makes no sense that the greatest player in the world is playing at a campground.

But they're gonna, it doesn't make any, and LeBron and Serena and everybody's coming in and everything. He's the hottest ticket and you go over there and he's near a strip mall. I mean, it's absurd. It's not, it's not the height of professionalism. And yet, because he has come here and done this, they are now going to get a parcel of land that is going to make this a monster franchise. Like a monster. They, I thought this thing was going to cave this every soccer team that comes down here fails. This one with Beckham was on the precipice of it. What will it take to fix it? Only the greatest player in the world and the greatest player ever.

At the age of 37 or 38, it's amazing to have those massive expectations and to be able to exceed them. I'm serious, like I don't love soccer, but Messi came in with enormous expectations and has somehow exceeded all the expectations we had for Messi when he joined this team. I don't know if anyone cares in any other state and any other market, I'm certain some people do. I'm also certain most people don't know if anyone cares in any other state and any other market. I'm certain some people do.

I'm also certain most people don't, but down here it's been fantastic. And I only care about the effects of it down here. But here's another thing. Lands a stadium, then God bless them. But no, that's why Becca brought them here. No, it has landed the stadium and they're going to build it and it's an enormous and very valuable piece of land

that makes the franchise matter right away if the land isn't swallowed by ocean. And if planes don't crash because it shouldn't be there, where they're putting it, those lights shouldn't be there. I mean, they're literally next to an airport right now in Fort Lauderdale. I think that'll be fine. Allegedly, you keep talking about this.

This I take that you don't think planes are gonna crash into the city. The lights shouldn't be there, Billy. The mics confidence and I think they're going to be fine as great because they did have to get it cleared with the FAA as well as the building being put up right next to ours, which is going to be the tallest building in Miami and it's like over a thousand feet tall and it's in the direct pathway of the Northwesternly approach into Miami-Dade International Airport. The part though that I wanted to talk about

as it relates to all of this to Gatsby, because it is a funny sports story for our times, just all of it. Everything I just mentioned, Messi's gonna save everything in Miami, and it's been crazy to watch. But what's happening there when I'm watching it, and I keep seeing him scoring,

and I see this, the interaction with the teammates to Gatsby, because this is a joyous time in his career. As he runs around the field, what I'm thinking to myself is he realizes in the middle of this particular insanity, holy shit, I'm not just winning here, I'm winning at everything. Listen to the cash registers,

and he looks like he's having joy playing in what is a league that is well beneath his talents. It also seems like he's thinking, hey, the guys I play against in this league, they suck. He's got joy because he's winning in every single way. This wins for Apple, this wins for Adidas, this wins for his partnerships. God, how can he win more than he just already wanted the world cop?

I've missed you over the last few weeks because while you were gone, it was the height of messy excelling and winning the clubs first trophy and then getting to a final on another trophy suit gots throughout like I don't know how many people outside of this market care. Mostream game on Paramount Plus was US OpenCops semi-final between FC Cincinnati and Inter Miami and he's setting records left and right with viewership. Apple is for surpassed what their internal hopes for

and projections were with subs and keep in mind. They've got an international subscription model, which means someone in Argentina can just subscribe to MLS season pass. And that counts. And Messi gets a cut of all that. It's been beautiful to watch because you mentioned that a quenon have gotten off to a better start

and that's not just the success. These games have been wildly entertaining. They have been great. And yeah, is MLS beneath them? Clearly he's shrolled in and dominated. But dominated everywhere. He's lean on Messi. He's the greatest of all time. and dominated, but dominated everywhere. He's, he's, he's lean on Messi. He's the greatest of all time.

He dominated at the World Cup. I know, but he is doing things on a soccer field. I've never seen him do. You don't watch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think it's soccer suddenly. I'll get at it here. He played in more sense. He converts at 100% clips. He's not believable. He played with John. He ended in years. He was clip.

Here's the pass. The goal of Rumi has, there's no way he gets that when he's playing in the World Cup. It's one of the one 81-a-1s. Stugant. Anyone that ballooned thing. He's never what he's what it wants. Oh, it's recent one.

Caught myself quickly at the end there. Thank you. I love this team goal that they're showing. Stugant's go sit in the penalty box. For what? For saying, Lionel Messi has never had a given go. No, no, no. I said, given goes, I'll take the rest of our day.

Just get out of here. I said, given goes don't happen this easily in international soccer. I'll tell you why. I watched. It's too got to look. What I'm not going to let you do is come to the Lionel Messi party and you're only taking, you're taking from 20 years

of soccer's dead, I don't care, soccer sucks, one goal of game, soccer sucks, and this is an exciting thing in Miami and you're now pretending that you care when you're not watching anything and you're now pretending that you care when you're not watching anything and you're just saying he's playing the best soccer of his career when this is his entire career against everybody because he's the best we've ever seen. The part of this story that I love the most is someone who cares about this region is

do you understand the history of sports in this market? How rare it is for all the different cultures to care about the team that is winning. For all of these people in this community who live together, who are wearing the jerseys all over the place, for all of them to come together on one thing, I know they say sports unite, not Miami. Yeah. Okay, the Panthers are winning the championship where they were winning it, and the heat and

the dolphins come in the middle somewhere between all the culture. If you are taking social media metrics, the conversation, marketing, eyes, you can make a case right now that inner Miami is the most important soccer franchise in North, central and South America right now. No insult to Boka juniors and River played and some of the big clubs down in Brazil in terms of social media metrics. Right now, this is a club that's being talked about the most and we just touched on the stadium

and the stadium is my favorite part about this story because I was at the airport two days ago and as I was leaving the airport, I passed by Freedom Park. And it's overgrown, it's melt-reused, it's an unkept golf course, and it looks a little scary, kind of like how Lockhart Stadium did before they did the construction. And I got an alert shortly thereafter that said, from Inter Miami, construction has begun on Freedom Park. You want to take a guess when that stadium is going to be ready?

Well, this is where I was headed with all the things happening in Miami way too soon. Well, this is this is wait a minute, but I don't think messy nose or apple or anyone knows this part is coming. You cannot trust Miami contractors with what's coming next of this career. Are you shitting me? you cannot build a stadium there by 2025. 2025. You cannot, that's not possible. You're almost done with 2023. No way. Like that place, that construction began in which I drove past, and I didn't see a single crane,

now that, Naria shovel, I didn't see a single thing, that would, that. I'm not going in it. In fairness, DRVP and K Stadium was ready in eight minutes. Yeah, but that was all pre-fab construction. And I think the days of openly questioning Horay Moss should maybe have like, I wouldn't doubt him. Okay, look, no, wait a minute.

Look, Messi doesn't buy you that much. It seems beyond belief. Guys, there's like a literal like cement archway that's been dangling over whatever street that is US Route 1 for like three years. Just dangling concrete archway. That was supposed to be open last year. And then overnight the city was like,

ah, psych, there is one cause way that will get you to Miami Beach. They have to fix 11 of the bridges there because you know, sea change and stuff. They're saying it's going to be soon. It is not going to be soon. They said initially it was going to be soon and then it became 11 years later. No chance that stadium gets built. No chance that stadium gets built by Miami contractors by a time that messy can play in it. Masa, I mean, he does have a construction background, but I would say without hyperbole,

finishing this stadium in time for the 2025 season is way more difficult and impossible than getting Lionel Messi. That's true. Yeah. And I think they're playing, they're playing fast and loose with 2025. It could be ready for the 2025 season. They can totally backload that schedule. Mike, if it is ready for the 2025 season, you can't put people in it.

It's gonna be made of paper, mishay. You can't trust the construction on that. We had a building fall here. Our land is being eroded by sea. That land is actually toxic too. It's built by toxic. And there's that. We're gonna poison messy. And then the walls are gonna fall on him and it's how it's gonna get ruined. Don Lebatard. Trist and Shal.

Stugats. Trist and Shal. This is the Don Lebatard show with a Stugats. I can't handle the pace that everything around here is happening. It is chaos. I am getting battered here because I've got stugots hurting. He's had to take care of his mouth for many, many years. It's his career. He had never has. He's afraid of the dentist. He didn't want to go yesterday.

And finally, he is taking care of his mouth, which is filled with cigarette smoke. Because he hasn't taken care of the thing that he needs to take care of to protect his career. And yesterday, he finally got something taken care of. Did you go under general anesthesia? Were you totally under? You were very scared about the whole thing.

So I went. I went with the expectation of them taking one wisdom tooth out. She had to take two out because she needed to take two out to get to the gum. She has gum work to do. That is next week, okay? My dentist needs to fill a cap, which he can't do unless she took the second wisdom tooth out yesterday. So I had two taken out yesterday.

I was not knocked out. I just was numbed up a little bit. Joe Thomas, you claim to be a tough guy? You were not. I did what you were afraid to do. Okay. Joe Thomas said to get knocked out. Don't even think about it.

I went with the local stuff then. It was good. It was fine. I haven't had a cigarette since two thirty yesterday afternoon. Right before I walked into that appointment. And I'm telling you, I'm craving and I'm telling you I'm craving I'm in a bad move I am in a foul move and drugged up and and I'm drugged up and pain and might have to leave early we've called in a mean I mean is a separate set of problems right I mean is

at what's wrong Billy one thing at a time why would you have to leave early today you said you're feeling fine I mean once these meds wear off, it's going to be a different game. Okay, and let's just get ahead of this now because you said you need gum work done next week. What day is that and what time is that? The gum work next week. Actually, I have a follow-up next week, Thursday. Okay, then the gum work the following week. Why are you laughing, Mike? Because of the chaos that comes right here. I have a right here. Wait, wait, what are you gonna do?

Wait a minute. Mike is laughing. They give you appointment cards. They're nice. Stuk in. I have no idea. football season is about to start. A lot of tickets. We're a dysfunctional family. We are really dysfunctional. Billy has two kids. The joy has been sucked from his life by this job and chasing around God bless football.

He wants to just take care of his kids and be a dad and he's got to chase two gods around the world. And I think Mike is enjoying the chaos that is the partnership of God Bless Football. They own it together, they are in partnership. It's a monster skyrocketing success. Stugots and Billy together on God Bless Football. But Billy hates what Stugots does

with they need the season starting next week. Stugat is having all sorts of mouth surgery that's going to make him waste. It's slur his way through interviews on God bless football. What times your follow up next week? I think 2.30. 2.30 and what time are you going to need to leave the show? It's too early. What time are you going to need to leave the show?

I should be good full show. I'm off Thursdays actually. That's why I made it for them. Yeah, that's why you made it. You get me off Thursdays's are you doing a dentist pun on purpose what do you mean two thirty uh... now i wish i was that's what that would have been he's drugged up he's not quite himself that would have been the way to do that but you should see all the drugs in my backpack right now you want some well this is one of the problems that I have. Thank you, Billy, for bringing in all of these copies.

Are you so shiny still with the drugs? Here are all of his appointments with Randy Corn and Robert J. Miller. He's got a lot of... Nice plug. He's got a lot of... Get it for free. You should be a couple of grand, yes, today.

This is what you should do. This is what you should do in the chair. You should do a live spot for these guys and their dentistry. You're afraid of dentistry. You should do some commercial work while you're getting sedated and ruining your career. Somehow winning. Somehow winning while not taking care of your mouth or your career or God bless football with you and Billy on together.

These there's no way he's making these appointments. What do you mean? There's no way you're making these appointments. What do you mean? There's no way you're making these appointments. Go ahead, go through. All right, so you have an appointment that is allegedly at 9.15 p.m. Yeah. Obviously, that can't be right. Obviously, it's a cleaning 9.50. Put it on the pole. Please, Judeo-Atlant Levitatar show? Have you ever had a dental cleaning at 915 p.m. Has anyone has anyone ever had as anyone ever had a dental cleaning at 915 p.m. Also just looking at a calendar, which is what one does when they make appointments

These Thursday appointments that you have on the 20th and 27th are both on Wednesdays Oh, and they're in the middle of the show these Thursday appointments that you have on the 20th and 27th are both on Wednesdays. Oh, and they're in the middle of the show. Huh. So 927, 8 to 10, Mike, I will not be here. I'm a long cleaning, isn't it? I want it two hours. I need to get it.

I got the corn, let's go. To God's football season is about to start. Yeah. Our numbers jump through the roof, like everyone's does when football gets here. I need to get to Jessica and Lucy on college football because they're really excited and you should be really excited. I don't know what this board's gonna be in 10 years

because you can't be this greedy about everything, can you? And still keep the charm of everything you were, but maybe you can. Maybe we love football that much that will dispense with the fraud of regional identities and be like, yeah, we pay our guys the most and we get the best athletes. These are all Wednesdays.

Yeah, but one's at night. I mean, okay. So after hours, this is one thing that I'm, this is one thing I'm dealing with. And next Thursday's appointment is actually next Tuesday. Oh, really? Yeah, but in the afternoon, Billy, can you guys can the ship and continue? Look, man, it's been a rough, rough patch for me. Okay. Can you guys help me not have the business ruined by everything that's happening right now around here where I have two gods, God, God, bless football and it's a monster success

And it's it's great that it's produced by Billy and they have a partnership that works. It hasn't been signed yet It's waiting. Oh, no months for that His workstation right now is a mess. He's got appointment cards and powerball slips I'm everywhere. Oh Oh yeah, I got to check the powerball numbers. That's right. Yeah, let's find out if he's never coming back. What was the first number? He has been the last two days. He's been trying to get the 387 million that allows him to retire because he hasn't been retired for the last three years. The power bowl is his most sound get rich quick scheme yet. First, number four. Put it on the pole at LeBetard show. I have a four is a four is the power

ball scheme. What'd you call it? Jessica, the the most honest way for him to arrive at get rich quick. Yeah, this is the most sound. The second time. That was Mike, you said it, not just. The point is. It's the same other voice. Second number. Six.

We have a six. Yeah, but is it the same? But not matched up with the four. It's matched up with a two. I have a four to 16. The dramatic. That's close. The dramatic intention of this needs to slow down.

You need to slow down. I do want to learn whether or not he's retired. He would quit, right? On the spot. Now 55 double nickel. Billy, you don't think that if he wins, you're stuck with him, man. Mike, you're stuck with me, Billy. Mike, were you in deed laughing at Billy headed into God bless football season with this with this happening? Yeah. Don Levitard. Why are you guys blurting out safety names? Oh, it's the best game ever. Little while ago, we were talking about an art Pollard. And now I think we're just playing a game in the studio where we're just naming safeties. Yeah.

Kind of like the 90s baseball player game. Like a couple of minutes ago, I just blurted out Brock Marion. Oh, great work. And it made a few people happy. Yep. Two guts Bob Sanders. Yeah, you know, he was early in the list.

Classic. Very cathartic. Yeah. Adam Archelletta. Not a good safety. Oh, but a great name in a name. He had a run. Name alone. Sounds like he should be better. Adam was a good safety for a few years. Did someone say Brock Marion? Yeah. So that's where this was a gambit. Hey, listen, I'm struggling with memories. I get older. is the down libertar show with his two gods. It's not just stew guns.

I have to deal with it is also a mean is now rushing in here. Stugots is sedated drugged up might have to leave soon. David Samson is at the appointed place at the appointed time. Always responsible. He is on time. Atten and Burke is not. Atten Burke is the host of Cinefile, very important baseball person, and he is late, and we cannot find him. So we will do this segment with or without him. But that's over there. A mean is now coming into the room. And I have not talked to him since I went away, grieving the death of my brother.

A whole lot of people came around here and really supported what we were doing. A mean, one of them flying in, doing heroic work for MetalLark Media. Oddball is a genuine hit. I mean, it's found its voice. They're funny. They're strange. They're different. They're oddballs.

They're oddballs. Not strange. Well, this is why you're strange. This is odd balls. They're odd balls. Not strange. Well, this is why you're strange. This is what we haven't talked to you in awhile. While I was grieving texts, emails, social media, what the hell happened when a mean and is he were in charge? What happened between them? Why hasn't the show discussed it?

Why haven't they apologized? Why haven't they apologized, why haven't they explained it, so that's what I'm dealing with over here. It's not just drugs to God, it's not just adenants late, it's a mean and easy when the show is left in their care, doing something, I don't know what it is, I haven't talked to him about it, I haven't talked to Izzy about it, but everyone's demanding that I comment, that I speak on behalf of Metal Arc Media and every time I leave the show with a meme who's doing good work at Metal Arc Media something like this happens when he's around it.

Something. I don't, I mean we got David here so I'd rather do that than talk about whatever it is that is. I don't mean to punish you in public or reprimand you in public but what am I doing? Like you're supposed to help me. Everybody came down here. Dominique and Izzy and I mean flying in to help Dan. Izzy didn't have to fly in there. To help Dan, Dan's hurting. Quick drive. You took the bright line with Chris.

But I'm getting all weekend. Levitard, when are you gonna comment on what happened Thursday? And my response is, what happened Thursday? Izzy shoes ruined the mood. That's what happened. Yeah. I still know what happened. Who was here Thursday? I went to the clips of more. Oh. You're doing it right. All right, Jessica. And then it's not here. And we'll get the David's movies in a second. But go ahead, give me something on Ireland because you've been changed by this experience. You are an altered human being.

I had the most amazing. It was Dan, it was the trip of a lifetime. Me and Leaman, seven days in Ireland, we went to Galway, we went to the Cliffs of Moore, we saw Conimara, we saw the Barack Obama travel plaza in the middle of Ireland, we went to Dublin and we saw Notre Dame beat the crap out of Navy, although I do respect the troops. It was just the best time of my life. Wait, what happened in rugby?

Notre Dame lost to Navy 78-0 in rugby. Wow, maybe won the weekend as I can. Maybe, maybe a Very European of you. Maybe you are the defending national champions in rugby. They were very good. Couldn't see a thing. I love when the rugby guys, by the way, when they pick each other up, it's so cute.

When they're like, oh, like again, then they catch the ball really high up, and then they drop them. That's the cutest thing in the world. I love it. I love rugby. Dan, it was just the moment. I hate French fries for dinner.

French fries for lunch. French fries for breakfast. You can do that here. They have so, no. There hate French fries for dinner. French fries for lunch. French fries for breakfast. You can do that here. They have so, no, there's French fries everywhere there. They call them chips. Why? I don't know and I don't care. I loved it. And I came back with this beautiful, beautiful,

irish, full blanket that I took a wonderful nap in last night. Dan, it was the time of my life. Thank you to on location for sending me in Lehman to Ireland. I had a lot of stuff. Well, I was the time of my life. Thank you to on location for sending me and Lehman to Ireland. I had a lot of stuff. Well, we used to have a lot of fun. They sent Liam with spots.

Lehman, not Liam. Liam, whatever. That's a fun to me. That's a blast. Speaking of the cutest things in the world, David Simpson is wearing the most adorable polo right now, and it is nothing personal merch. Travel to the website right now and get you some

nothing personal. So do it to my brother, David. You know, I'm also available on Camio if you want. Okay, if we're gonna, if we're gonna do it that way up, huh? Okay, if, uh-uh, got one right now. Really? Got an active one. Are the Camios indeed drying up because you missed just

money that was laying on the floor all over cameo they're all subscribing to my exclusive ex account at michael ryan ruis for less than a couple of coffee and now same handle on instagram behind the paywall we do the same thing for me but i never post anything people still pay that's a terrible you can pay me to come to your country and do social media content for you i just have to bring Lehman The thing that I want to do right now is because Adnan has soiled what this segment is supposed to be Cameron Diaz It's Cameron Diaz's 50th birthday

Today the big 50 happy birthday to her I don't care Good luck. We are going to get to top five Camerandia's movies of all time, but I would like Juju, again, I don't know why you felt the need to do that, but perhaps because you're forever helpful, you're always supportive of everybody.

You decided to sell, you endorsed the fashion choice of David Samson. The highest honor around here is for Juju to say what you're what he rarely says about anybody around here, what you're wearing looks good. Dan, he was trying to get us back on track because you now have four minutes to get to two top fives and you weren't the polished professional there. Juju was. It is Adnan's fault and her means fault and stugots. I can't do the show under these conditions.

Rapid fire. Let's go. Samson number five. The holiday. Which list is this? The terrible one. All the day's a great movie about changing places and realizing that you can find love.

Adnan, what was that? It's gonna be a theme. What was that scene? What was that sound, dad, man? That was an audible, oh, like, kind of like, it's not quite the exhale that Andy Lee does when he's urinating, but it was a similar feeling of disgust.

And then your mic is not plugged in. You're a disaster. I do. That's two weeks in a row. You know what? We're only getting sent to stop five. Penalty, you're out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get, what? We're only getting penalty part five. Penalty part five. Get out of here.

Get out of here. Get out of here. Get, get, nope, you're out of here. Cine file. Your hoser. No. Get out of here. I'm gonna stick around the mic button.

Get out of here. Oh, I tried it. I would not suggest it. Yeah, the rail. I had to keep that. Come on. Video, kick them out. And the microphone is working by talking into a microphone that's not even on.

Get rid of it. Punctuality is neck. Everything. Get him out of here that Samson's top 5 only today. I can't believe it. Get into New York. Get into New York in. Number 4.

There's something about Mary. Any time you can have a comedy with Ben Stiller and Brett Farve, you're doing something right. It was funny, it changed hair gel forever. There's something about Mary, number four. Things of New York, speaking of the Irish. Number three. Jesus.

Shrek. Rare for me to put an animated movie in a top five list of anybody, but I could picture camera Diaz. I could hear camera Diaz and Eddie Murphy vehicle to be sure, but track number three. It's like my vehicle, but yeah. Number two. Hold on a second. Hold on.

Maybe this might be. Hold on. We're on the clock. Hold on. Yeah, I gotta go. The reason I say this is because this is a movie segment you're supposed to do opposite ad men, but he's irresponsible, unprofessional, useless.

Just fundamentally useless. How was he still here? Kick him out. Check. I'm back there. He's still sitting. He's a centiphyl. Check out centiphyl.

Is a list is better. While it lasts. Centiphyl. Check. Check it out. We're supposed to be doing a movie segment between the two of you, but because he's not here and it sounds sucks,

I have to turn to a mean here to do the movie segment. Your objection was what to what Samson just said. Oh, no, he said he called Shrek in any Murphy vehicle, and it was a Mike Myers vehicle, but any Murphy definitely had a nice supporting role in it important side track Next number we've got a new movie podcast. Good. We had we had a podcast in Cinefo. Yeah, what's that? No, it's no longer here, but but David. I'm interested in here the rest of your list

Uh-huh if you want to talk like Michael Cain Number two Vanilla sky why is he still here? Why is Edman still here? If you want to talk like Michael Cain, this is not the same. This is a few words at a talk. You can't do that every week, Edman. No one cares. It's old. It's his old disease. Get it, get it. No, turn his sound off. My bunch line was, say, a microphone has to work if you want to talk about Michael Cain.

Back to you, David, with a phenomenal shirt. Number two. And the number one camera D.S. movie of all time is What Happens in Vegas? What? Wow. That's a movie where two people end up by circumstance of money having to pretend they're in love

with Dennis Miller as the judge. It turns out they're not in love, but then they fall in love, and that is my kind of story. That movie is awful. No night and day. This makes Dennis Miller's work and money and I feel so any worthy. That's how bad.

I can't believe your number one, Samson. I can't believe that you like that movie that's watch that movie 50 times Maybe more. I love how it makes me feel Jesus I am genuinely stunned by that That movie is dog shit. Okay Bye!