The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: Top 5 NFL Teams You Don't Want To See Come Playoff Time

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

We need to get to Tony's Top 5 while he's dressed as Cuban Santa at our Toy Drive, but Rose is there and she has completely stolen the show. And while we laugh at her remarkable pronunciations, at least we're being subtle. Then, Tony finally gets to his Top 5 full of the ghosts of Christmas past, 40 burgers, and the population of Whoville. Plus, Mike is like a dog with a bone on the plot of Miss Congeniality 2, the Florida Panthers won a big one last night, and we finally get to a discussion about Wicked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Baby, I can tell you that I'm pissed that it rose with the spray Oh, she sounded like a goose who stepped on with heels Yeah, even though Rose wasn't doomed There's Harry and Lucy laughing Even though I wasn't doomed, there's Harry and Lucy laughing. Wow, I've got a what some of the lyrics are, which hurts me because I am so moved with that song that I will tell you,

I have not felt music like that in about five years, where it just really reaches me, her pain of like, oh no, why did they pepper spray Rose? And in the back row, I'm looking at Lucy. And she's gazing at the heavens with a radiant smile on her face at her friend being pepper sprayed. It was funny.

And look, Rose was in pain for about 10 minutes. And then it was just funny. I think Rose is a phenomenal singer. However, I've become used to it because she sings all the time. And I don't actually love that because we'll be in the car, I'll be playing music, and Rose will be singing a completely different song than what we're listening to in the car. She will be singing a different song, usually Florence and the Machine, and we have to say, hey, Rose, can you stop? All right Lucy let me help me right now produce a live what I'm trying to do

here a live radio and television moment okay help me do this produce this segment with me because I've got Rose out here we're a bit of a gorilla outfit okay we're telling Ricky Williams yesterday that he's got a rain down holy hell on the University of Texas so that you can get into a game. You said that, I didn't say that. I know I said that. You said that. We got Cuban Santa over at Flanagan's over here and he might steal your toys, he might

take your gift cards, he wants your cash. I don't think we're doing this legally or well so far and I don't trust the technology and his mustache and beard don't work right, but Rose is holding the camera and he's in front of the camera. Can we flip-flop them so I can ask Rose some questions here? And we're trying to do a toy drive at Flanagan's. We're trying to get people out there in the next couple of hours.

Can I talk to Rose, Lucy, and try to make you giggle? Oh, thank you, this is gonna be so good. So Lucy, here's, look how happy, okay, yes, please, just, I want Lucy Cam here. I wanna isolate, please, give me all Lucy Cam here uh... so lucy here's what i look how happy okay yes please just i want lucy cam here i want to isolate please give me all lucy cam here just as she smiles and looks at rose because the question i want to ask rose thank you rose for helping us in production from what i'm imagining is a problem parking lot because this is not the most

glamorous flanagan's but it's one of the legendaries and rose can you hear me okay i can hear can you say the name please of the uh... famous the italian name of the person who has been accused of uh... killing a c e o in the street over health care symbolism you okay now that has better it was It was better than you were doing yesterday. I think you've

been practicing. I think you've been cheating for this moment. Can you try again? I want to. Can you try again? Can you be worse? Really me Johnny Really me Jimmy. Yeah, they're Yes, thank you, okay, thank you Rose I appreciate it Luigi man, Gioni Mision Now we're getting it. Luigi Mangioni.

Luigi Mangioni. Luigi Mangioni. Luigi Mangioni. I think she nailed it. Yeah, Mangioni bro. Let's try this one. I'm a Spanish. I I speak I speak Italian Eric man, Jeannie Oh, that's Jeannie

Luigi man, Jeannie Luigi, Miggie Connie me Johnny me. You know me Frank That's a tough one Frank of Frank of a win stallio Good wait say that again Frank. What a little notto. Yeah Frank have on not though. Yeah, Rose. Did you know Travis Homer's a bear? What got it? What? Louise you man, Gioni Luigi my neon it bear. What? Got it. What? Luigi Mangioni. Luigi Mangioni. Luigi Mangioni. Manino Funoni. Ciao la bella. Buongiorno. Come visit her at the Flanagan's in Coconut Grove and

drop off a toy. Don't just visit her. That'd be weird. Luigi Mangione. Luigi Mangione. That's how you do it. There you go. Adrian Wojnarowski. It's kinda, Winsu can't even say it, it's tough. Try it. Adrian this, Adrian Wins, say it again, sorry. Adrienne Wojnarowski, I think.

Adrienne Wojnarowski. Yeah. This is fun, she has an accent. She has an accent. That's the game we're playing right on the line. That is the game, right on the, and bring us your toys. At least we're being subtle with it, that's where we earn the points.

So subtle. Rose, hand the microphone to Cuban Santa Claus over there. Bring him your cash, your gift cards, and your gifts for toys, your toys for kids. Yeah, you're talking. At 45 minutes, though, when they open. Yes, so Tony, tell people to come on out. This is an old-style radio.

Stugatsch, you remember when we used to do these? Oh, I love them. Yes, it's a radio remote in the streets of Miami. Gather around Miami, we're asking for your toys. Come meet Cuban Santa Tony. Today we are at the Flanigans in Coconut Grove, the famous one. There it is, look at that.

Look at that, Tony's top five. Rose, get behind the camera. Tony's top five. We're get behind the camera. Tony's top five. We're going live. So we got toy drive and live content that Mike Schur was making fun of yesterday. Man, that's a high compliment, guys. We skipped past those around here.

Mike Schur knows of Tony's top five. And he thinks it's ridiculous that Tony's top five has such basic observations. And I accused Mike Schur of not getting the show. I accused Mike Schur, he was insulted. Mike Schur, a comedy genius, a giant. He did not get the show because of course, Tony's Top 5 are the most obvious things.

Of course, he's at a Flanagan's parking lot. He's got his two round puddles. He's asking for toys and he's giving you Those are puddles of pee No, come on dad. I am telling you I love Plug the decorative thing behind Tony by mistake I just unplugged the decorative thing behind Tony by mistake. I have spent so many nights in that Flanagan. I mean... Rose just unplugged something that does not belong

to her at Flanagan's. Oh Jesus. That's not part of our promotion, that just does. Look, Flanagan gave us a space in a parking lot, we're collecting toys, don't make us look like fools. Go support Tony, get some, look, take our incompetence, ride it into the sky. If you support this kind of content live on television capable of falling into a puddle and electrocuting Tony

Bring your toys save Cuban Santa's life He's got it man We're trying to force it and we probably fell on the wrong side of it and then she's just organically making magic on her own. No, look at her. I missed that. I've not seen that as video content. I have not seen that since Billy fell over. Tony, get out of the way. No, Tony, get out of the way. This is her segment now.

Tony, get out of the way. Stay right there. Get out of the way. Boom. Yeah. I can't see Tony anymore. segment now. Tony get out of the way! Stay right there. Get out of the way! Podcasters got to take our word for this one. She's my favorite person on the planet. Plug it back in, Rose. No, no, don't plug it back in, Rose. You got this. Oh my gosh. This is great.

Alright, Tony can come back. Alright, Tony, come on back. She's legitimately pleading for help. She lost her hat too. Tony, you there? There we go. Alright, Tony, give it to us All right Walt Tony's top five where's Tony's top five Thank you all right Tony's top five is brought to you by branches

You're gonna hate that visual. Untuck it. You might want to get up there. You're better now. Better now. Alright, sorry about that Tony. We have to look out for our guy. We have a Jeremy sign we can play. Alright, number five. Go ahead, Tony. It was nice to see the

vestiges of the Aaron Rodgers to Devonte Adams connection this week like the ghost of Christmas past It was fun Hmm I Hate them Is Dan there is he alive? I am Dan. He's on the floor. He's laughing at Rose So let's move on to number four Tony. So you were excited about Devante Adams Aaron Rodgers They turn back the clock. It made me them both. It was just next year. Yeah

It was just nice to see like oh, that's what it used to look like. That's right That's what it was supposed to look like gotcha. Okay, it was fun. Yeah number four Lions in the bad spot of losing not only the battle, but did they also lose the war? Makes you think a lot of guys got injured during that Bills game. David Montgomery out for the season, a couple D linemen, a couple of corners. All of a sudden that team's not as deep as it used to be. It's a good loss though, Tom. It is.

It's the loss you want at this time. He lost like six guys. Yeah, but it allows Dan Campbell. He lost like six guys again. It doesn't matter. Good loss loss it allows him to humble his team and hit the reset button it's the time to get hurt too headed into the playoffs this isn't when you want to get hurt yeah now you have three four weeks to get out to circle the wagons he's out for the year well but is it the full

year never a good time there's only two weeks left in the year so he has to he has to have MCL for three. He's out for like six months. Well, he can achieve all things through Christ. Number three, Tony. Yes, yes, but not this one. All right, number three. I can't wait for the Chiefs to pull off a Christmas miracle

by making Carson Wentz look like the MVP now that Patrick Mah Holmes is hurt. Billy has some thoughts on Carson Wentz and Nick Foles. That's for later. Billy, we're going to go full circle later. He's just laughing to himself about those thoughts apparently. Foles circle. We'll talk about it later. We'll discuss it later. Carson Wentz has a chance to go full circle, but we'll talk about it later

Number two a total. Yeah. Yeah. No, I like that. Yeah number two You're tucked away in bed It's Christmas Eve. It's nighttime about 1130 close to midnight. You hear a pitter-patter on the roof You're like what what could that be? All of a sudden, you kind of sneak out of your bedroom, you're walking down the hall, you hear somebody inside next to the Christmas tree, you hear some toys rattling, you hear something, you're like, could that be?

There's no way. You kind of like look over the corner of the wall, right? The hallway, you kind of look over, and you see the outline of jolly old Saint Nick, and you're like, oh my God, I can't believe he's real. You kind of take a step over to see, is that really him? And then he tells you there's one for you right there, kid. Turn around. All of a sudden a little tiny box right where you were.

How did he know you were there? How did he know to put the box there? All of a sudden you open up the box. What is it? It's a 40 burger. You look at it. You're like a 40 burger. You look at it you're like a 40 burger. All the sudden Santa turns around. Guess who Santa is? Baker Mayfield. Oh wow. He tells you. Yeah. Here come the Bucks. It was a long way to go for a 40 burger. It was a wordy number two, Tony. It was. I mean. Pat McAfee says the Bucks can beat anybody. They can. They can beat anybody. tone. It was, I mean, Pat McAfee says the bucks can beat anybody. They can, they can beat any check at that schedule. I mean, the bucks are going, they're

going to go into the playoffs on like an eight game winning streak. They are. They, I mean, then they beat in the lines of full strength in the lions and the Eagles. Yep. Good team. Number one. So he said they're on their way number one We were talking a couple weeks ago about who's who right where the Packers of who when they lost the Lions who's who? Well, I'm here to tell you the whoville population is six. There are six people six teams in whoville. Okay My bad my beard is getting onto the microphone. It's okay. There's six six teams in Whoville right now the Buffalo Bills Residents of Whoville the Philadelphia Eagles residents of Whoville the Detroit Lions still residents of Whoville Kansas City Chiefs residents of Whoville Baltimore Ravens resident of Who'sville

and Just sneaking in right into the gun. Dan? Oh, Dan, you're there? Yeah, well, Tony, see, here's the thing, Tony. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. This has never happened before in the history of the show. Not in 20 years. Hoosville?

I have never before seen a segment stolen so effortlessly from someone as Rose just stole this segment from you. Rose just, what was happening behind you is the funniest thing this show has ever done. Dan, we dug ourselves out of that awkwardness and we're giving Tony a shine. Not to throw it back in his face and have him spiral. He just told a story about Baker Mayfield.

Tell Dan about the 40 burger. Yeah, do the whole story again. Do it again. Do it again. Number two. Number two, Tony. I think there were three all of a sudden. There's a pitter patter on the roof.

What night is it? You looked around a wall. We went from Lucy's roaring with laughter to Tony's solo drum act of there's a pitter patter on the wall and the big joke at the end is Baker Mayfield had a 40 burger. You didn't hear it correctly. Tony, number two. And later we're going full circle.

Yeah, full circle. Well that was a joke. Full circle. Did I not say it? I think I get it. Because he got, you know, he didn't get to win the Super Bowl like Foles did, now it's his turn, full circle. I think I just ruined it. We'll play the game later though. Jeez.

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it was hard to follow number two tony no i'm not doing that what nice last resident of whoville oh whoville not doing it yeah last resident of whoville the packers whoville population of six. Whoville, the Packers just snuck under the gun. They have that look, Tony. They have that look. Packers are good.

I've got a little future on them on DraftKings Sportsbook. Oh, wow. Packers to win the whole thing. Just a little sprinkling that I had in August, baby. Got a good little price on it. So, again, your Whoville population. Listen to me. Bills, Eagles, Lions, Eagles Lions wait Packers Ray wait

This is if in a cut look look I need to aggressively Make Draft Kings understand in a contract here that if the holidays are not filled with Cuban Santas telling you what to bet on this game from a parking lot outside of a bar if that if Feldman and the others don't turn this into Tony making some money the next 10 days as Cuban Santa gives you gambling advice, we will have failed as a company. We will have failed as a partnership. Tony, make it happen. I want you make it. I want it raining money on Cuban Santa. They're selling rose now. now sorry we've moved on cash and toys what do you want to tell people about what they can do here for the next couple of

hours Tony before we go back out to Rose later to see if she could say it can pronounce Luigi Mangione absolutely Dan 2721 Bird Avenue we're here at the Flanagan's in Coconut Grove we We're accepting all toys. Yes. We're accepting all toys unwrapped gift cards for kids that are a little bit older. Bring those. We'll put them right here in this box and you're supporting an amazing cause with the Branches charity. Thank you Tony. It is Branches. It is BranchesFL.org if you want to just in a really easy way. I know I know many of you may not be able to get over to the places we're talking about our show is

now you know on all over the place so you but if you want to help with what it is that we're doing you can participate with branchesfl.org if you're local you can drop off things unwrapped toys at Corner Coffee here at the Elser 398 Northeast 5th Street, Monday through Friday, 7 a.m. to 2 p.m. The next couple of days we're going to be out at Vivo where we were for the watch party. And that's very convenient because you can just pull up to that location and it's in a mall. So if you don't have a toy with you, walk in the mall, grab a toy and bring it

to Vivo. And so we're going to make this real easy over the next few days. We're trying to do this, you know, in an old style radio remote thing over the next three days where we gather somewhere. And if fans of this show, you have a couple of days to gather or wanna just bring us stuff physically,

we would love to relay your happiness to kids during what can be a tough time. Tony mentioned two teams there, the Lions and the Bucks. First with the Lions, Dan Campbell said after the game, that loss is exactly what we needed. Okay. I told you, Dan. I mean, Dan Campbell loves a good loss.

We told you this last week that this was a must-lose for both teams and that one of them was gonna get adversity of this, and Dan Campbell today on 97.1, the ticket said, quote, this is exactly what we needed. Sometimes you gotta get punched in the mouth and remember what it used to be like to really appreciate And I think Campbell today on 97.1, the ticket said, quote, this is exactly what we needed. Sometimes you gotta get punched in the mouth and remember what it used to be like to really appreciate where you are.

And we'll do that. Yep. Okay, so one thing I wanted to do, Stugats, because of what Billy is doing there and what you guys are doing in general, we have gotten to the point of the season where you really like making the confidence statements of knowing something when you say 15 weeks in hey you know what I know

the Bucs can beat anybody and the Packers can beat anybody yeah that's what I got for you they can beat anybody and those are two new teams to the they beat anybody group the Rams to yeah that that Packers who's who performance actually paved the way for the Rams to host a playoff game and beat anybody. I actually have my top five teams you don't want to see come playoff time. How about that?

In fairness to Dan, Tony knew that in August. He just didn't tell us. That's right. All right, Tony struggled through that segment. And Lucy, holy, I mean, what Rose does to make you laugh, I can't believe that the outtakes aren't filled with things that Rose has done to make you laugh. Do you want me to sing it like Jeremy?

She's filming, she's holding the camera, so she's not like. I know, but that was unbelievable what was happening behind Tony that entire segment. I could not have gotten paid actors to make that look like that. She is so unintentionally funny. We were at the, when we were at the Big Ten Championship

game, we're watching the game. I look over at Rosa just watching Netflix during the game on her computer. One time Harry and I asked her what her favorite American comedy movie was and she said Miss Congeniality 2. Yeah. What? The second one.

She is- Wait, what's in two? What's two? I don't know, you gotta ask Rose.iality 2. What? The second one. She is- Wait, what's in 2? What's 2? I don't know, you gotta ask Rose. She loves it. Mike? Yeah, she's like, you're not gonna believe this. We're going back to you. You're going back to another pageant.

What? And she's like, what? They ran it back? I did this once before. O-L-I, O-L-I, I have a top five. Okay, all right. That's how you do it, Jeremy. Teach the man something. I have to do it like that? I mean- Yes five That's how you do it Jeremy teach the man I just do it like that Yes, let's see. Yeah, I think it'll fall apart

I think that that's as well as you can number five number five the Denver Broncos So let's say what's the list top five teams you don't want to see come playoff time What's the list? Top five teams you don't want to see come playoff time. OK. Number four. It's Stu got storming his way into the segment with a Christmas song to knock Jeremy and Tony out of the way on This Is How You Do It, Kids.

Number four. The Rams. They do not want to see that team come Christmas time. It's just one syllable, I guess. It's tough. Number three. Number three. I think it's going. Number three, number three. I think it's gonna fall apart.

The Green Bay Packers. That's not bad, not bad. Number four was my favorite, just Rams. Rams sports talk. Number two, number two, the Minnesota Vikings. No one thinks they're any good, I mean, why? No one thinks they're any good. I mean, why? Number one, number one, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Yes. Alright, so it's a different version of the same game set a different way. Dan, they've won four straight. They're going to win their next three. If you look at the schedule, it's Dallas, it's Carolina, and the Saints.

You do not want Baker Mayfield in the first round. Baker, because some teams like to ease into the playoffs, Baker doesn't ease into anything. Okay, I would like very much. I have an important announcement to make. Rose just texted me and said Miss Congeniality 2 is not about going back, it's about Sandra Bullock's character saving her friend who was kidnapped by accident. What? She got me. The rare. It's about Sandra Bullock's character saving her friend who was kidnapped by accident

She got me the rare. I Haven't seen Miss Congeniality 2. I'm sorry So Rose has you you you got it all wrong? You you were talking a language here and Mike Ryan came in trying to support with with faux fake You didn't have it right on Miss Congeniality 2? I took a guess that they decided to repeat the formula, the wildly successful Miss Congeniality 1, and I missed the mark. Well, that I apologize.

I think this is why Lucy was saying the randomness of that being your favorite comedy of all time, like that, Jessica's response. English comedy, she gets really mad when you say it's her favorite comedy of all time. Okay, but I saw you two. You sure there isn't a beauty pageant? Because Sister Act Two back in the habit

was kind of like different, but also similar, in that she was still a nun. I didn't understand why it is that you were showing movies to Rose yesterday, and you were trying to get her to explain things. I was watching you and Rose, and I'm saying, if someone were filming this, this would be a hysterical language barrier moment where Lucy and Rose are trying to enjoy laughter at the same time but they're

not enjoying things at the same time but Lucy is finding Rose being frustrated by trying to explain why this is funny funny. Well so she showed us a clip which was just Sandra Bullock chasing down Dolly Parton. And she was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. And I was like, Rose, this isn't that funny. And then she said, okay, I have a great idea. I'll show you and Jeremy

this really funny Spanish TV show, but it doesn't have English subtitles. And Jeremy and I don't speak Spanish. She said, don't worry, I'll translate it for you. So she showed us the trailer, she translated the first five seconds and then just couldn't stop laughing throughout the rest of the trailer.

So Jeremy and I were like, hey, we have no idea what is happening here or what's going on, but she was like, you have to be able to tell, it's funny. And that's pretty much all my conversations with Rose. You guys have traversed the language. She's fighting through it all with an accent and she is uproariously funny and now she has replaced Chris Cody in most capable of producing a surprise. This is now two times we've gone to her where she is trying to help out and everything is funnier than what came before it.

She's a natural born star and she's a singer and she's collecting toys with Cuban Santa Tony who better have a gambling sponsorship by the end of this segment. Or I walk DraftKings. Hold on a second, what? What happened? Let's not hitch our wagon to Tony.

Yeah, we're not doing that. I think we need to strap ourselves. That's how we ended up out of ESPN. Cuban Santa, I think we need to ride Cuban Santa's top five into the sky. Let's take a vote. I thought Cuban Santa was gonna be wearing shorts and we'd see some balls.

I was hoping. Really? That's a callback. Yes, you can't explain that it's a callback. I don't want people to think I'm talking about my jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way I understand that's a bad spot for you Jess that's a bad spot it's fine I did to myself also Mike I'm sorry I you made a comment about Miss Congeniality 2 so I thought you'd seen it so then I put you on the spot and then and he faked it I

was just I'm gonna look I'm like a dog with a bone on this one there's got to be some sort of beauty there is it's called Miss Congeniality to colon armed and fabulous Gracie hunt was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant now Gracie who works for the FBI is Dealing with some very public attention. Thanks to her waltz down the runway Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Regina King. But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pals, Heather Burns, turns up missing

and the FBI is put on the case. Yeah, so Rose texts me back and said, there is not a beauty pageant because Sandra Bullock became the face of the FBI so she couldn't go back as a secret agent because she's too famous now. There has to be a pageant somewhere. There is a pageant.

She's in a pageant dress. Yeah, there has to be a pageant. Maybe she's one of the judges at the pageant. Is one of the- Take my word for it. I've seen it several times. Is one of the possibilities, Mike, in any of the hypotheticals we're exploring that you might be wrong. No, not at all No, I'm telling you there's a pageant in this goddamn movie. It's my favorite American

There has to be a pageant. She's in it. She's got the whole like pageant But you refuse to acknowledge that one of the possibilities I did initially but now I'm a man and I'm doubling down There is 100% a goddamn pageant in this movie. You know what? You've gone now aggressive to lacking confidence. You were cornered by everybody on what your facts were and you've come out aggressively loud, wrong,

and no one trusts your information anymore. You've damaged your credibility with, we all saw it. You were kind of faking your way through that. We all saw it and we didn't support you on it. We all saw it. We were kind of faking your way through that. We all saw it, and we didn't support you on it. We all saw it, we didn't live the lie with you. Rose has texted me that we can do a movie watch day at the office because Mike needs to watch it. I'll be opting out of this one.

Let's do that next week. Yeah, let's do that next week. Yeah. Do it on the 25th. That's a good idea, Billy. I'm free on the 25th. I'm not, Chief Steeler's gonna ruin my Christmas. I've basically seen it with how many clips

Rose has played me. I don't know the plot or anything. So everyone's in the car singing one song and she's just doing Florence at the top of her lungs? That's insane behavior. No, it drives me up a wall, it's either Florence or it's Wicked. Is she wearing headphones?

And Wicked is even worse. Sometimes she has headphones, for Wicked she is just always singing Wicked. Okay, if I may please because there were two places I really wanted to get here okay but I've been trying to get here for about ten days. I really just wanted to talk about the Bears for a minute because I know Jessica's so mad at that she's so mad at the Bears and I really do want to talk as we talk about all the football tough guys I mean the Panthers going in last night to Edmonton with a reminder

like I know but I mean that's a national echo or where you're like look I know we're all gonna check back in in the postseason is gonna get ratcheted to another place but reminding Edmonton on the road okay yeah you can go five goals but we got six for you including including one from behind the net. Like, it was startling to me to watch the juxtaposition of, oh shit, the Heat just lost to the Pistons, and I don't care, I'm over here. I'm over here because they got my attention

last postseason, and I'm watching, like I'm watching what feels like playoff hockey because the Panthers want to remind Edmonton, oh oh if we see you again, if we see you again, you don't get this sport from us just with a good regular season. Right, it was, it was so impressive from this standpoint. They won the cup last year, Edmonton trying to prove something. I believe the Panthers were down 4-2 in that game and they came back to win at 6-5. That's such an impressive win, and they did it in Edmonton. And Reinhardt with one of the best plays, like stealing the puck on one end, taking it the length of the ice, and then putting it...

Did it hit off the Skinner's back? Yeah, he hit it off of Skinner. This is a complete play. Reinhardt's a great two-way player. Doesn't get the attention because he's on the team with Barkov, who was out, by the way. And this was such a huge win because the Oilers came in red hot, five in a row, scoring over five goals a game in that five, and they flatly don't lose when they score over five goals. Panthers haven't been shut out again. The usual part of the calendar where they dip, they go down two goals

and you think it's over, and then they have this incredible performance and that is how you fake something without having watched it. That's amazing. I definitely didn't give up on that game after they went down two goals. Definitely didn't. But the reason I want to get back to the Bears but before I do this because I haven't been able to do this for 10 days and we've got a room that wants to talk about something everybody wants to talk about it and it is not a conversation that it includes us and everyone wants to talk about wicked and i have failed at any point to talk about wicked and mystery crates gonna get it or there is some valuable wicked content around how much the people in that shipping container

care about that jeremy's not here it's gonna exasperate him that this is the day that he is not here because everybody has wanted to talk about this for about 10 days. I actually saw it as a Wicked Virgin. I had never seen the play at all and I was into it. That's what people in Boston call virgins. Yeah.

Wicked. Wicked. Wicked. But I have one critique, I have one critique. Jeff Goldblum. You're just Jeff Goldblum, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Like he's still, he's playing. What do you mean by that? He's playing the Wizard of Oz and it's like,

I just see Jeff Goldblum. Like I thought that was a bad casting. I just, anytime he's in a role, I just am looking at Jeff Goldblum. There are plenty of actors like this that they're just. My wife loves him. She's, he's one of her favorites. Yeah, he's a zaddy.

I, I'm totally good with the wayblum. There are plenty of actors like this that they're just. My wife loves him. He's one of her favorites. Yeah, he's a zaddy. I'm totally good with the wizard should be a Jeff Goldblum type. So Jeff Goldblum playing himself, I didn't have an issue with it, but I get what you're saying, but I also was a wicked virgin going into it. I love The Wizard of Oz, but I'd never seen the musical. I came away blown away by it, and that's exactly what movies should be.

It felt like a throwback, not just because it was a musical, but you had these practical sets being built, and it took you to another world without this weird greenish hue of special effects clouding everything. It didn't feel like a Marvel movie. It felt like these were things that were rooted in real tangible things, and I loved it.

Any other Wicked Virgins around here? That was a terrible boss. That was daring. It felt like these were things that were rooted in real tangible things and I loved it. Any other Wicked Virgins around here? That was a terrible boss. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I did see it on Broadway. And I think that it's absolutely absurd that we're doing this when Jeremy's not here, when he dressed up as Alpha Bo last week.

Like this is just like, I understand, like he's the annoying guy and his character's annoying and we all are annoyed by him, but this is just mean. Now it's just mean. This is mean, man. I didn't do it on purpose, no? Jessica, wait a minute.

I understand, wait a minute. He played 17 of his songs today. Wait a minute. I understand that you, this is the first day in any of the days that everyone has wanted to talk about Wicked where I have three of the four people in who wanna talk about Wicked on the same day. I've, I, your enthusiasm here,

we can't produce anything other than that Stugat's Wicked bad joke and Chris Cody's bad impersonation there. It seems like the other people in that room know they're Wicked more than Chris Cody, who's a virgin and is already here to tell us that Jeff Goldblum is overrated as an actor. Oh, not as an actor, just in in that role very confident to do that. Why are you assigning the bad joke to me? It was Jess. I mean, I thought it was No, but he called it vicked. Yes, I did do that Well, Jeremy's got a Michael Vick song over there. Yes Michael's song for everything I guess you can't put my dick in a box.

All right, we're reaching now. This is not a Christmas, did he just send that in? Yes, right, just because he's amazing. I guess you can't put my dick in a box. But he is, it is a stretch, I mean. Maybe he's trying to project what we're gonna talk about. He is working really hard today. Is he trying to get a record deal?

What are we doing? Because these used to be funny, like, oh, this person's so, it used to be Taylor. No one could sing, this is a fun, you're bad at singing. Is he trying to get a record deal? What's happening here? We could admit the 201 yesterday was funny. Can we?

I didn't hear it. Can I hear it? I don't even remember that one. What is a 201? I think Rose needs, I think Jeremy wants what Rose now has which is just a natural organic way of singing in a way that delights us instead of annoys us. You better watch out, you better just slide. You better not tackle, I think you might die. To, will you please get down?

To, will you please get down, to will you please get down, to will you please just get down. All right, that's enough of that. Eight more minutes. But it is how I spent the game watching. It is some form of Christmas. Jesus Christ, to will you please get down? I want you guys to imagine me, okay?

Look, now that it's been unmasked, now that I'm clearly a homer who just votes for Cam Ward, I will be honest with you about how I watched the dolphin game on Sunday. This is an honest, it's like this. It's like this. Toad get down! For six and eight! Okay so you can be in the mix with the colts! Get down! It's your brain! Not Henverse! SIGN! It's Christmas! Christmas in the hospital is shitty!

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