The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: We Have Beef

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

Izzy has beef with Roy, and Roy has been with Witty. We dive into the loud noise and Matthew Tkachuk related controversies. Then, Maxx Crosby's tattoos lead us to some questions about the intimate moments in the Crosby household, and Lucy is ready for college football Week 0. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. I have a beef to pick with Roy. What I do this time. It's not this time, because I'm not sleeping this time, but wait.

What? I'll explain. And don't worry, this is not some sort of detailed a mean dream recollection, because those are crazy. Roy, there's some times where I'm listening to the show, and I may be drift off into sleep, right? I've got my buds in my ears, I'm drifting off.

That's rude. And you, I know. When? Probably usually when Pablo's talking, I think. No, but like when, when during the day, would one have an air pod in and follow sleep listening to a podcast? I'd last night did it listening to a podcast.

Is that weirder than shouting? How are you listening to your podcast? Yes. You can't follow sleep listening to a podcast. But like, not with air pods in. Unless you're on to your podcast. Yes. You can't fall asleep listening to a podcast. But like not with AirPods in, unless you're on a plane, then it makes sense. What if I'm just sleeping on my back? Like at night, then you're sorry.

No, I'm probably the only afternoon in the last night. Do you wake up and take them out? Or like, yeah, yeah, I've actually like, I've been a couple of times I've woken up and just threw them off and then had to go find them. I read an industry blurb that the sector that's seeing the most growth within audio podcasts is like white noise podcasts, podcasts that help you

actually go to sleep. I'll meet some white noise. I've graduated from just an app on my phone to just running like my little Bose speaker overnight with a YouTube app or YouTube thing. I've just 10 hours straight of thundering. How is this a growth area though? Because there's a finite amount of just 10 hours straight of thundering. How is this a growth area though, because there's a finite amount of white noise.

Once there's one thing of white noise, do you need more? I'm gonna show you my app. How many white noises do you grow through this and see the amounts of random noises that you could fall asleep to? There's like a dry or spinning. There's like a... What's the funny thing about one of those?

I've graduated a few times. I have a hatch. No. I judge it because times. I have a hatch. I judge it because the slightest sound drives me crazy. Like one of the things, my wife, if she goes shopping and she has like a plastic bag filled with clothes like on the floor and the fans hitting it, I'll occasionally hear like the wind whip against it and I'll have to put the bag in the closet

because I need to. I see nuts, yeah. So I always judge these people that go to sleep listening to podcasts because I couldn't wrap my head around it. But there were a lot of people that listened to us and we put them to sleep. I should be clear, I'm falling asleep during the day.

I'm just sort of on the couch. Maybe I've finished around the horn and I just need a second to recover. Listening to the show and drift off into sleep. And multiple times Roy, you have jared me out of my nap with your over the top reactions. And man, just back off the mic for a second. Like you have scared me out of sleep, Roy. I have been sitting there and I just jump and I'm like, what the hell is that? And then I go back and I listen to the joke and it was nowhere near as

funny at that reaction. Wow. Wow. Wow. I know it was your thing for a little bit. Whoa. But just a little bit less like regularly. So Roy, so that some of us can sleep. Yeah. On the podcast. It's great. I will take that on the advice. So Roy is that some of us can sleep. Yeah, that on the podcast is played. I will take that under advisement. So Roy is like... Chris, what did we tell you about doing impressions of Black men? Oh, no.

Yeah, don't do that. Goddamn. There's gonna be a split wedding on a day's... Gosh darn it. Roy is like the least like Mike hungry person here. And what you're saying is he should speak less. What I'm saying is it feels like Roy got a raise and is trying to speak more to live up to the race.

Roy didn't even raise. Because I used to love, yeah, I know that, trust me. I used to love when Roy would just slide in with a random chubby checker. But now it's just a little louder, is all I'm saying. It could be more, just not as loud. I was, some of us are trying to nap.

I would go the complete opposite direction, Roy. Hold on. We should be programming the show based on when people are trying to nap. Exactly, exactly. This is a very new section of the art. Or you should be programming the show with what makes the sound people happy.

Because I just got somebody in my ear saying, I'm not like, Roy, you can go deal with them. But is he, this is a problem with a particular way that you nap. Like, don't have airpods in when you nap. That's insane. I didn't like to put my airpods in. I'm playing on the nap thing, which is you put the phone on your belly, you like having it on the daily.

Right, so turn on the daily. And then you said you can set a sleep timer. Perfect napping pod. I do have a sleep noise. No. But you put on the sleep timer, you should definitely do this. If you're gonna, if you're gonna nod off with the podcast on, set a sleep timer for like eight minutes.

So then by the time you can sleep in eight minutes, you're gonna nod. No, no, no. The average human, like, falls asleep between like three and seven minutes. No, I am not average. Not in real. There's no way. Well, it's even about 30 seconds this way. No way.

What a blessing. Well, my beef with Roy, just, it's not really a beef, right? I wish that I could fall asleep in 30 seconds. 30. Yeah, he said he could fall asleep in 30. There's apparently something you can do, like if you press against your wrist, like something like really hard multiple times in it.

I gotta look it up. Could we also die that way? Or are there like, isn't like this the whole plot of a Denzel Washington movie that's coming out, which is like, there's a scene where he like, take someone's hand, it's like pressing on the one point and then, I mean, there's a three?

I don't think that's true. There's no deeper sleep than death. I'll always say this, people love that's asleep. That's only because they know they're gonna wake up. Should try Demarol. Yeah. Too loud, right? But you're right.

No, run, this is funny because my transition is to Roy's beef. So apparently we have kept Whitty here for another hour because you have a beef with Chris Whittingham. I hope it's just more detailed than the bigger beef in mine, because mine wasn't really that serious. It is, it's been about a year and a couple of weeks since possibly one of the worst sports takes I've ever heard.

So about two weeks before Whitties last birthday. Yeah. Yannis is a two? No. Wow, that's not even it. No, this is a bad forgot about that one. The Panthers made a terrible trade for me. The So Florida they made the playoffs the results. Okay, let's hear these yes, let's hear the results on the player who

Accumulated fewer regular season boy There's about 30 fewer regular season Okay, you're looking at a video of yourself by the way, where is not even I was looking at Roy because when Roy's when Roy is there I guess I could look at I would look at my That's further using more side profile if I look at Roy I've met you could talk finished the regularly season 40 goals 69 assists. I would look at it. That's further. You're seeing more side profile. If I look at Roy. All right. Matthew Kitchock finished the regular season. 40 goals 69 assists.

Yes. That's fewer points than Jonathan Hubert. Oh, it was 115. I've been to around. You were 22. This season, John Hubert. 15 goals. What do you assist 55?

What were his what were his points in 2021? 2022. We're not talking about the previous season. We're talking about. We're comparing their Florida panther. No, we're talking. No, we're talking about these two play. We are talking about this. This is not how we're talking about terrible

to leagues. Cutting, it's a matter of. Give it to me again, Roy. Give me the stats and tell me why Whitney has to capitulate. At least it's an inner mind. On something with every single hair of that widow's beat. I don't know.

I had a not a one in the playoffs. What John DeHubert. Oh, didn't I plan? Oh, Matt DeCochuck 11 goals. 13 assists 24 points. Yeah, what happened in the Stanley Cup final? This is a made the Stanley Cup final. Oh, what happened? This is what I'm talking about. This is a lead. Oh, I have to worry. Somebody just now at 10 23 Eastern time woke up from an accidental nap because I hope they wake up. The here this apology. He's not the only one.

They're sleeping padded at all. Why are you yelling at Roy? Because of the women's world cup. You just raised your voice. Yeah, why are you waking yourself up from a nap? I'm not at a Roy level. See, I'm defending Roy. And yet somehow, he's the one that's going after me.

That's what I was doing with him. No, this is a different subject now. We've gone to my subject. Okay, and you owe all of us in this room and all the Pantist fans in the nation. Give me those numbers again. You're my number's square. Don't worry about me.

But wait, give me those numbers again. You pretend you're recording for a sleep sound machine and you're going to put people to sleep with these statistics. Okay. ASMR. ASMR. You put them asleep. In regular season, Attica Chucks scored 40 had 69 assists, and 109 points on John

Nuhubado for the Caggery Flames scored 15 goals, 40 assists, and 55 points. In the playoffs, Matti Cacock had 11 goals, 13 assists for 24 points. John Nuhubado and the playoffs did not play. Whoa! In 2021-2022, the... John, the one who were dumb. Florida Panthers said 30 goals, 85 assists, and 115 points. As the Florida Panthers won the president's trophy. Which season do you prefer Whitty in recent Panthers?

2021-2022. Really? Just in general, I hate Wilder. I found it more successful. Why do you do this to yourself? You genuinely don't mind me. How do you think you're so pertinent to a whole?

I'm with Whiti. He won't give you his stuff. I think Mike kicked me out of the puck chat. Yeah, puck Whiti. But how long is he doing it? Is it still called that?

How long were you happy in 2021-22 with that season? A lot. I mean, I know it's puck Dale Talon because Marseille won the most valuable. Yeah, my guy, because Marseille won the uh yeah my guide out of the Marseille and then how long were you unhappy and one

series? How long were you happy this season? It wasn't until they actually made the playoffs. It wasn't until like game six and so you're talking about three or four weeks of happy. How low were the lows last season? There was just one low. And how it felt after the entire off how low how low is the low of watching Matthew could chuck get hurt in the Stanley Cup final because he had completely irritated the entire Las Vegas Golden Knights to the point where they wanted to injure him. How low is the low you go to one Stanley Cup final game finally in your life and you leave early

because they're going to lose anyway and you get scammed by an Uber. It is such a bad faith argument that Chris Whittingham is engaged and I can't even look at him. I totally checked out on this. And I appreciate Roy because Roy wants, Roy wants Witting to capitulate as many do. I've been trying to get Witting to capitulate on this for the better part of six months. He refuses.

It's the most stubborn he's ever been. He doesn't put his $5. And he's so fat face usually. He knows he's got a losing argument and he will not give anybody the satisfaction to the point that he was rooting against the Florida Panthers. He keeps grabbing his teeth. That's his move.

The Florida Panthers are my 31st favorite hockey team now. Wow. What? He does not like being wrong. Actively dislike them. He was the first. Actively dislike them. The first is the Calgary Flames actually.

God, he's famous. I have a question for Izzy. Please. What's that, Bill? Because you said something earlier where you were saying that Roy overreacted to a mean or something like that, and it kind of got me thinking, where do you rank yourself amongst the co-hosts?

Wow. Give me the list. Who do we consider the co-hosts? OK, well, there's Pablo who was in last week. There's a mean. Well, it means kind of permanent, not the co-hosts? Okay, well, there's Pablo who was in last week. There's a mean. Well, it means kind of permanent, not a co-host. Greg Cody. A bit of an oddball.

Dominique, Greg Cody. Samson. Oh, I'm a book Samson. Uh, I think I leave that. I think I leave that. Who's ranking is this? His ranking. He views himself here.

Okay. So, like, if you saw, like, the podcast description for the show and you saw Izzy as co-hosting today, you as a listener, where would you be? That would be weird if Izzy wouldn't listen. I am. Yeah, I am. Izzy is.

Isn't weird because I never listen back to myself. Like, the only thing that I've listened back to myself was Chris' favorite podcast four years of heat. And that's because I had to listen to every single word to make sure there was no mistakes in there. And then I was like, you know what? Not bad, I sound pretty decent. But I don't listen to anything that I had to listen to every single word to make sure there was no mistakes in there. And then I was like, you know what? Not bad. I sound pretty decent. But I don't listen to anything that I listen to, that I do.

But if you want me to rank them, currently because it's obviously a moving list, it's going to be 5 to 1 or 1 to 5. I'm going 1 to 5. Okay, so this is the top. Is it the top? This is the top. And to me, because there's so much responsibility here, I gotta go Pablo Tori, he's gotten really good at it, even though he tries to talk to you. I'm gonna go...

Religion and space and all this stuff randomly. I mean, Greg Cody is constantly my favorite. He's not, because you put Pablo on the point. Second favorite, yeah. Well, I mean, you imagine Greg Cody driving the show. And then I've gotta go, me and Fox is a tie. So that's what tied for third. So we miss a nice.

And I was a. Stugotson Samson. Well, the stugots, well, um, I'm going to have to go. Well, at this point, he is a guest co-host. Say sorry, buddy.

Don Lebertard. I've pulled up the urban dictionary definition of Zaddy. Yeah. And it says here, they find handsome and sexy ass intelligent man that makes you smile and drip every time you see him. What? I absolutely treated listening to you read that. Still gots.

Hell yeah. My Zaddy is all of that. Damn, Zaddyetti got all my lips smiling you can't do this perspective of a 20 year old woman. I'm winning him. I'm winning.

I'm winning him. I'm winning him. That's being great. It's a perspective of a 20 year old woman. I'm winning him. I'm winning him. I'm winning him. I'm winning him.

I'm winning him. That's being great. It's a perspective of a 20 year old woman. I'm winning him. I'm winning him. I'm winning him. I'm winning him. I'm winning him.

I'm winning him. I'm winning him. That's being great. It's a perspective of a 20 year old woman. I'm winning him. I'm winning him. and I've seen it a few times, but Max Crosby's body. Have you seen Max Crosby? He's a Las Vegas Rader, he's a defensive lineman, and he is covered in some of the most detailed, oh, this is one of those situations where they could have used a photo, right? One of the most detailed tattoos I've ever seen, it's just his entire body covered in like,

what I remember mostly is just faces, just images of people, including like Michael Jordan, just a bunch of like randomly random people, probably not random, but a bunch of people on his body, and I can't help but think in these situations like, yes, it's cool to have, you know, the most unique tattoos in the world, like you take off your shirt and you're super recognizable,

blah, blah, blah. But my mind immediately goes to sex. And so it is Chris' based on that nod. My mind immediately goes to sex. And I just can't imagine having sex with a human and then looking up and their child is staring back at you from their chest. And it's all just a bit much. And I get like it looks good, but there are chest. And it's all just a bit much. And I get like, it looks good,

but there are private moments where it's just, and then like, where does it stop? It's a bit much. I'm not a fan. I think there's a level of looking into your child's eyes that probably you don't want happening in that moment. I just can't imagine it's something that is much of a turn-on to be like making eye contact with Michael Jordan as

You're like screaming. I'm looking at a picture. By the way, you're absolutely right. It's Incredible work by this tattoo artist, but there's screaming Kobe Bryant in there. Yeah Kobe Bryant like Kobe Bryant is screaming in your face while you are up Wait, where's Kobe Bryant on the body? He's kind of like below the left nipple So I can't do it. I can't stop staring at his left nipple. Right, exactly. That's what I'm looking at too. Yeah, like both nipples are frankly hilarious.

The right one's more hidden. The left one is the perfect. The left one is oddly out there. The right one might be worse because the right nipple looks like it's coming out of his daughter's one-seeing. It does! But like, how does one, with the left nipple?

It's a lot of pressure if you're having sex with this person and every time you look up it says be legendary. How am I supposed to finish this time? One cannot tattoo a nipple, correct? I don't know. Apparently not because I feel like it would have happened here. But yeah, it sticks out like a sore thumb here. It's ridiculous how nipple, how odd his, yeah. How odd his nipple is.

But yeah, it's, you're right. The baby one is unbelievable. It's gotta be a lights off situation with him now for the rest of his life. These are all photos you put up in your, like, in your home office in your wardrobe. I imagine his wife like asks him him to cover the baby's face. Just put your right hand here.

Maybe she puts the hand there. I don't know how there might have to be a winning the poo situation. Honestly, I think this gotta be a shirt. He's always gonna be wearing a shirt. I'm glad you said winning because a lot of people just sometimes say poo and they think they owe you poo bear.

And you wanna say that in a poo situation here, it would have been totally different. People are in, what? You just have to do not follow that. I'm following, I think. I'm wondering how we got there. Well, people are into some freaky stuff. And I just don't want to do something freaky

and then look up and see your daughter's face smiling at me. It's a safe rule. I feel like speaking of nipples. I mean, Jesus, what are we doing here? Why am I looking at Joe Rogan's nipples now? Is that the last week those are the nipples that those are nipples? Those are like doubled up pencil erasers Those are terrible. So it's week zero in college football. I was gonna go with speaking I was gonna go and speak of influencers, but either way it was gonna get back to Lucy

College footballs back. I'm back. There's no stop. No Notre Dame Navy. Oh my God. Well, you are here, but Jess is not here. What's on the docket, we're here. I'm super sad. Miss her already. She is in Ireland for Notre Dame Navy. This is actually kind of a crappy week zero,

but it doesn't really matter. It's an appetizer for the season. I'll take anything at this point. So Notre Dame Navy's big. We'll also see USC play. Well, we won't. It's on Pack 12 Network. So no one's gonna see that.

But it's a mild week zero. It's just something to just sort of get them. You please, which appetizers are these? Like right now, if you're describing week zero as appetizers at a restaurant, not great appetizers, but middle of the road. What are we eating here in this weekend? Moji six?

No, shut your mouth. No, we're not gonna do that. Not shows, but middle of the road. What are we eating here in this weekend? Moji six? No, shut your mouth. No, we're not gonna do that. Those nachos, that's right. That's individual ones. It's like one, you know, it's not a mountain of nachos. It's like the chilies nachos. No one wants that. It's like a gluten-free pretzel

and you can taste that it's gluten-free. Oh, what about just like a regular pretzel but they don't bring you beer cheese. They just bring you mustard. Oh, that's good too. Or you're like, there's something more, like it's fine, but there's something more out there, and that's weak one.

What are your Saturdays like? They're intense. Are they? Yeah, so I lived in LA before this, RIP, and... Oh, because of the earthquake, because of the earthquake and the flood, and you know, that stuff. Which West Coast time was elite for college football,

because I'd wake up at like 8 a.m. I would get, I have one TV and then I have a little TV and then I have an iPad, so I'd do three games at once. Then I'd have my computer up so I could tweet fast. And then I would also scroll Twitter on my phone as well, because you need multiple screens. And then I would just switch back and forth. I really wouldn't move that much.

I wear compression socks, so I don't get blood clots. Like you're a nurse? I like that. Level of preparation. It's very intense. Is it because you're standing and applauding a lot? It's because I'm just I'm not moving at all. No, you want to keep the flow. I want to keep the flow of blood. Yeah, okay. And so then I'll door dash food like twice. I'll usually make breakfast, but now that I'm East Coast, I'm not that excited for it. Really? Yeah, because it starts at noon, so I have all this time in the morning,

and I don't really like college game day anymore. I don't. Lee Corso is on his last leg. Like it makes me so white. It makes me so sad to see him out there when I'm like, he let him rest. Let him take a break. Not peacefully, just.

No, just like snap. But it seems like he likes to do it. Yeah, but it's like, it can be hard to watch at times. When he was like, I am my hot take, if someone from the SEC won't win the SEC Championship game, you're like, oh. Well, they'll see what's to go straight from working to death.

No, I don't want to have to die. I just want to rest in the sense of like, go on vacation, like go to the beach, hang out with your family, just relax. When you guys think of noon, game day's over, we're going to a crappy noon ESPN game. What do we think of? I'm sorry, yeah, I'm sorry.

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So if I wanted to go see my friends then I could so wait So this is the last year of packed 12 after dark then yeah pretty much now It's like we'll have like the odd big 10 game that takes that takes place at 10 o'clock at night But for the most part like 10 o'clock college football Eastern time. It's kind of dying Yeah, no, it's not well, it's like I guess it's sort of nice for me now that I live on the East Coast again But like I love packed 12 after dark like that is sicko hours. That is the best stuff on TV Yeah, like Washington state. Oh my god. That is just awesome. That's quality product Do you invite people over to do this with you or like you're just you and your compression socks

with DoorDash? I don't really want people there. Like I've had people there once and I'm like, you're, this is my moment. Yeah, I don't want to have worries about. I have people once. Well, no, because then you feel like you have to host presumably like I have business to tell.

Don't we going out to a bar either. I don't want somebody come up and talk to me. I try to watch Iowa Rutgers. Watching people, watching sports around people largely overrated. Yeah, but you don't want somebody come up and talk to me. I try to watch Iowa Rutgers. Watching sports around people largely overrated. Yeah, but you don't have to host. If I'm bringing people over for Saturday called football, it's not a normal party where I have to walk. It's, I'm planted down, you're sitting somewhere

where watching. And go help yourself. Yeah, like if you want chips, go get chips. You want a drink, go get a drink. Like, I've, no, you have, you're gonna have the run of my house. I can't do that. I'm talking to me though.

I don't want you to be like, how is your week? Shut up. Shut up. Auburn Arkansas is on be quiet I also just don't have the capability of having people over my home without feeling the intense need to please them Yeah, visitors are stressful very stressful very stressful. Yeah college football Saturdays. They're my day No one else's so the other day when I asked you politely said hey We're gonna have to spend a Saturday college football together and And you said, yeah, you're lying through your teeth like this. Yeah. That is not a good way to start. Well, watch from Izzy's boat. I didn't think you'd

follow through. Wow. Not in a mean way. Just it's gonna take time and like things will come up. I expected you to forget. And that's kind of what I say. Right. If you say no to Izzy once, you're dead to him. Why don't we do it? Why don't we watch her? Like we can watch together on like a like a Friday night game, like a nice Illinois Indiana? Do you remember not too long ago where they showed on the screen a picture of my disgusting busted up face? I did see that. My only thought after that was I better be able to keep

my plans with my friends two weeks from now. Okay, so don't say that I, with all people, you're going back. My plans are going out with Jess and Chris Cody on the boat. And I did not fail them. No, I wasn't thinking you were gonna like bail on me. I was thinking it'd be more of a thing

where like you would just forget about it. Yeah. Can I tell you a story? I was watching it for the night. Is he invited me on his boat one time and I couldn't make it with my wife? Never been invited again. So if you just say, is it is, we have it.

You've been invited a second time. I was. Yeah, now granted, you already knew you were gonna be there, so it was a quick, yeah, I can't make it. I was not invited a second time. Yeah, you were. No, just the ones. I wasn't invited on the initial boat trip.

I was invited on the second one, and then I said, oh, we can't. But let's get to the bottom of this, if we have this happened or not. No, it's fine. To the tech sister, here we go. Look, I'll tell you guys something right now. My body is not in boat shape right now.

I can't be seen in public like this. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure at all. In front of co-workers, no thank you. Yeah, I said that to Chris one time, when he last time I drove out of my body. No, I said that about my body. And he nearly threw me off the boat while it was moving.

I was like, oh, I got dad vibe going on and he was like, yeah, that's a no. I'm not even taking that out. You want to talk about annoying, easy saying that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was like, I got dad vibe going on and he was like, yeah, that's a no. I'm not even taking that out. You want to talk about annoying, he's saying that. It's a no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry at all.

I'm sorry. But you got a great photo out of it with you are a wreck nipple. And a good joke. Oh, Max Crosby. Do you think LeBron's mad that he's not on Max Crosby's torso? Yes.

I think he is. Because like, you've got Michael Jordan there. I get the Kobe Bryant one. But you've got Michael Jordan there. I feel like LeBron's called them and been like, what do I got to do to get on your back? Like maybe like across the back where it says chosen one on him, like do just LeBron.

Legendary, I'm telling you, he has been in contact. I feel like LeBron's not in a lot of tattoos. Like I'm thinking back to like tattoos that people wear out. I can't. No, LeBron's stand-ins different. I can't think of like a famous, like this, LeBron stand them as different. I can't, I can't think of like a famous, like this is LeBron tattooed on someone. You can think of it with like Jordan,

you can think of it with Kobe. Like other than, other than Max Crosby, who else has these tattoos with you? Oh, there's a lot. There's got plenty of tattoos with you. I didn't really have this whole. I didn't really have this whole thing. There's a lot of people that have this whole thing

that have this whole thing. And they're all talent-taplicated. Yeah. I think these days the Jordan stands, I'm sorry, the LeBron stands rather than tattooing onto their body, they will just cut their hair into a design of LeBron's face

and it'll be gone in a week. That's not as permanent, yeah, yeah, it's not living and dying. I think this is where LeBron has served by the fact that he's been on multiple teams. Because I think the LA people don't want it. They don't want to commit to a jersey. Right, exactly.

Well, no, you don't want to commit to it because you're a Cleveland person. You've been burned by LeBron before. Yeah. I think bringing up the Max Crosby topic is making myself move myself down on the list of hosts. Well said.