The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: We Just Delivered The News

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

A team falling apart, a fist pump, a National Anthem, a ghost, a legend, a hat, and a song. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Quervil. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo, Quervil.com, please drink responsibly. Quervil. Welcome to the Big Suey presented by draft kings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan LeBattard podcast.

I'm sorry. I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.

And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. I'm wondering how it is that folks think all of this feels to someone like Eric Spolstra. I mean, I know that the wheels have fallen off of the Miami Heat, but at the center of it is a man who's, over the last 15 years, nobody's reputation has been improved more by being around the Miami Things than Eric Spolstra has. Widely regarded throughout the sport as the best at coaching.

This season has been an apocalypse. Bam Adebayo is a mystery. I don't understand why I'm ever watching an NBA game where he's two for seven. I don't know, I don't understand how that is happening and what happened to a team that I'm gonna say revolutionized basketball or was trying to play a positionless basketball at a time that the sport was changing and now the the era of that collapses at the finish line with Portland having a better record than the Heat but where where Spolstra is in the middle of that who's never seemed like a joy he's a bit

of a mystery figure right because he's boring on purpose talks the Spolstra is in the middle of that who's never seemed like a joy He's a bit of a mystery figure right because he's boring on purpose talks the Spolstra cliches But you know underneath a Miami Heat lifer loyalist and there's some misery and being in that cooker Like it's that the pursuit of it is 80 hours a week I believe it was Pat who said there's winning and then there's misery misery. And clearly they're not winning right now, so. But it's not just that, it's that the whole thing has collapsed. Like there's that, and it doesn't mean that they can't get other players,

but the two that they were building around, they're out there and still in the fourth quarter, they can't do anything. Last night's different than some of these other games, I think. Like last night they just got outplayed. The Clippers are a better team, they got outplayed from the jump,

and they never really had a chance in that game. The games that you look at where you wonder what's going on. It's the games against the Hornets. It's the games against the Bulls. And in both of those games, it's floundering down the stretch, but really what it is is building up a 15 to 20 point lead early in the game,

and not having the firepower to put it away and hold onto those leads in the second and third quarter. It's when you're up and you can't step on another team's neck and end a game, and that's because of the dysfunction that we've seen offensively and particularly defensively for this team, but the problem's really been they can't get Tyler Hero and Bam Adebayo to play well on the same night or for the same stretch. Hero was elite as a three point shooter,

as a scoring guard up until February, and then since the start of February, excluding last night, he's shooting under 30% from three. In fact, basically since then, Bam Adabayo has played some of the best offensive basketball of his career. It's totally disjointed and despite the fact that these guys obviously are getting along better than they did

while Jimmy was here. They stink. They stink, they stink right now. Nobody cares that they get along better. Well, I mean. They stink, nobody cares. They're more paying from you, Dan. I know, I know.

The ones who started that. I know, I know. Nobody cares that they get along better. Nobody cares that they've got a nicer workplace. Wait, that's a scoop? They got rid of Jimmy and everyone's happier? That's a scoop? Okay.

The Warriors got Jimmy and they're happier too? Understood. Well, they got newlywed Jimmy. Yeah. Honeymoon Jimmy. They got contract signed, ink dried Jimmy. Yeah, give it like 30 games sprint, 30 games in the, it's perfect.

This is the, this couldn't have worked out better for Jimmy despite not wanting to actually go there from the beginning. It could work out better. Well, when they win. When they win it all, then it's like the ultimate. Then it's perfect. Then it becomes the crowning achievement, right?

Because if you think of his departure from here, reputationally, I don't know why, because it's not the first time, but reputationally, he kind of took a hit, right? So if you go to Golden State and then breathe life, revitalize what looked like a dead season for them, and help Steph Curry get his fifth title, which then A, separates him from LeBron, but B, puts him on that pedestal with Magic and Kobe and some of these other kind of top 10-esque names, then Jimmy Butler becomes like almost bigger folklore

than he was even before, having taken this team to the finals twice. Then it turns into Jimmy Butler, what a swell guy. No, no doubt. And I'm kind of rooting for that narrative. It's all right. You can kind of know more if you're plugged in as to what actually happened there.

And give yourself over to the narrative and be happy for the guy. I do hope that Heat fans rally around him and root for him in the playoffs. It ended so ugly and it was so counterculture to how the Heat operate that maybe that's not gonna happen and it's unfortunate because that guy, given his performances in the playoffs previously,

especially in this uniform, I want him to get the title so that can't be held against him. You're wondering how it's gonna go in the playoffs. I'm wondering how it's gonna go 12 days from now across the street because the Heat are floundering. They're losing all these games. The team is frustrated when they're missing open shots, when they're on a run, you can kind of hear

smattered boos in the crowd. Like the fans are very frustrated right now watching the product and 12 days from now, Jimmy Butler and the Golden State Warriors are gonna show up in this crowd. Like the fans are very frustrated right now watching the product in 12 days from now. Jimmy Butler and the Golden State Warriors are going to show up in this arena. That's going to be one of the regular season games to watch of the year, regardless of how the heat are playing. Cause it's going to feel and I'm intrigued to see the way that the crowd reacts. Right. I think you're going to have a mixed group. Honestly, I'm interested in attending that game. When is it? Wait, is it 25th Tuesday the 25th. Oh, it's a Tuesday

I can make that yeah, I'll give them a standing ovation. I hope they do do the tribute video. I guess that's a bigger They gotta do a 100% Petty it is such a bad look. Chris, look at me. That would be terrible. They're not doing a good video. I'll bet on that. I'll bet you $100.

Man, that is raw. They might give you a moment in a time out where they show a graphic. I highly doubt that there's a fully produced video and the circumstances that have happened in the last few weeks with both franchises have only made it less likely. I wouldn't have expected it regardless the way it was sabotaged. Revolting. I hope they're not even entertaining that. You've got to be the bigger person in this situation. He's a legend. He deserves to get his jersey retired. I understand that it's a conversation for another day. Whatever the problem is between the organization and the player that's fine

This heat fan base has a relationship with Jimmy that I think can see past how it ended and you given that moment And if it turns out to be booze let that happen, too But you give the opportunity for the fans to speak, you know That's they put out a statement already on social when he left like they did the thanks Jimmy Yeah, I mean they wouldn't buy your math guys done that either I'm telling you there's a snowflakes chance in hell that they have a tribute video. Like you said, they might acknowledge him.

Maybe in the intros, the player intros, typically the player intros, as well as, out of guard from Davidson and Steph Curry and blah blah blah, and from the Tomball Texas, Jimmy Butler. They did that with Max Struce when he was here recently as well. They'll do that.

They're not doing a tribute. First quarter video. Jessica, why are you smirking? I mean, yeah. Like they did it for Max Streus. Well, no, that's what they did with Max Streus. My expectation would be that they would do the same thing. They might give him the Jimmy Butler,

let everybody applaud. And they might do a thank you Jimmy graphic, the same one you saw on social media. But honestly, they haven't, they don't normally get tribute videos for anyone that hasn't Won it but long. I look at how far we've fallen I'm just this team was in the finals two years ago, and now we're debating what the video boards gonna do with Jimmy Butler I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed that we are a show now that talks for ten minutes about did he double tap the ball

Did he touch it with this toe on an instant replay. I know. I know, but the silliness of it, the ridiculousness of. Poor Witte. I mean, you guys know what you just did to him, right? Yeah, that was unfortunate. You have him on to celebrate him.

He's got this great job. He's internationally famous, world renowned, Chris Wittingham, and then you just drag him back down. We didn't make him do it. You could have let it slide Chris. Can we get Juju to put on the poll? What's more embarrassing the fist pump from Jeremy or the slurp from you? All right, so take me through this.

Okay, we're here now. So Jeremy, I do not want you to feel alone with this. Okay, you're allowed. You don't. No, no, you. Just delivered the news. I wanna know. just delivered the news. Yeah, you I want I want to know Who's in the production truck telling you that in your earpiece

Third question Jeremy thanks I mean, this is wrong. Let the man feel good about himself after a job well done. And there's pressure on the job and you shouldn't be embarrassed that that vulnerability is just you feeling good about yourself because you did your job well. But what had you done well that produced that as your response?

At some jobs, you could feel good about yourself. Which interview was that? I wanna go back and watch it. No, I don't want that. We should watch that interview to see what he fist-pumped. Okay, so here's, if we really wanna get into the weeds, because I think that's what this show has become today, over at the Kaseya Center,

when you're interviewing post-game, traditionally for the last forever, those interviews have just been over the air on TV. And this season, halfway through this season, there was a decision made that now these interviews are gonna go out throughout the arena. And so it changes the perspective of how you conduct an interview.

You're trying to play to the crowd. You're trying to get one of the players to acknowledge the crowd. That's sort of part of the ying and the yang, the balance of what this is. You're trying to get real answers. You're also trying to get energy. And the first couple of times that I did this,

I struggled. I didn't hold the mic close enough so there's a little bit of feedback because it's a different thing than when you're doing the interview for TV and those mics are less sensitive. I felt the pressure and the nerves and in this scenario, it was the first time it went smooth.

I got, I think this might have been an interview with Tyler Hero and got him to chuckle about an All-Star game. I just felt good about myself. I'm allowed to feel good about myself. This place refuses to let that happen by way of example 22 time Emmy award winner Jason Jackson never got to do this right right? He's a trendsetter. He's a Trailblazer a pioneer. I have a new song if you want it Did you already make it? Yeah, it's ready. It's about video team. All right, so no he was no

He was singing before the show. It was nice to watch. It was actually because it's not just that metal arc will crush your spirit when you are otherwise happy. Sometimes they birth an environment, or an environment is birthed that produces Jeremy wants to partake in song, and song he's confident in.

So no? Confidence strong. I felt confident until you guys did what you've done for the last 45 minutes, making fun of me, and I'm not sure if we have it ready quite yet, because I needed to make sure that everyone has the lyrics, because this is an important song, I really put my heart into it.

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Before we talk about Jeremy's song, can we talk about another song that went viral many, many moons ago? I mean, do you remember when the Blazers had an anthem singer start singing the national anthem a couple decades ago? Yeah, she was like 12 years old. And Mo Cheeks came up and helped her get through it and the crowd sang along. Last night before the Knicks-Blazers game, they invited her back and Mocheeks was at the game and they let her redeem herself.

Thank you for that. Wow, babe. Happy ending to what was a very embarrassing but heartfelt moment. It was one of the- You just delivered the news. Yeah, it was one of the original internet feel good moments, right?

Because she was struggling and like you could, you know, we've all been there, right? Where someone's gonna sing the national anthem and it's like, it's not going well and that little murmur happens. I mean, no, hold on. I mean, Mo Cheeks had a distinguished, either borderline Hall of Fame career,

Mo Cheeks was a great player. This is what I associate him. I associate him with a moment of kindness, even though I loved his Sixers teams, and like I grew up on some of the basketball Mo Cheeks was playing, and I associate him with a tender moment where somebody was falling apart,

and hell, I felt like Mo Cheeks got contracts after the kindness of that moment. So I do, yeah, I definitely think it extended his tenure in Portland, because it was such a feel-good moment. But yeah,, yeah, I think, I definitely think it extended his tenure in Portland because it was such a feel-good moment. But yeah, to the people listening who know, like what are you guys talking about? The girl comes to sing National Anthem at the Blazers game, Mo Cheeks is the head coach, she's struggling to, she's probably about 12 or 13 years old, she's very young, and you can see the confidence drain out of her, kind of like Jeremy, when we started making fun of her. She was 13 and

Twilight's last gleaming, everything went downhill after that. Yeah, and so Mo Cheeks goes out there and he puts his arm around her and he helps her sing through it, even though he's not a good singer either, and then the crowd starts singing the national anthem together. And the girl starts crying,

but it's like a kind of a crying of tears of joy, because everyone came to her aid rather than do the thing which is point and laugh, which is what we did to Carl Lewis like a decade before that. But the point is it was such a feel good moment. It was on every new show. We really didn't go viral because there wasn't a viral internet thing. And also Dan I think you're right like because Mo Cheeks at that point his tenure was a little choppy.

I think it bought him some goodwill that allowed him a little bit more time in that market to be the head coach. So Jessica. Mo Cheeks is on the Knicks staff now. There you go. And they're playing at Portland, the game that Dan knows that McElbridge

is the one that game winner, but didn't know where it happened. It happened at Portland. And bang! There you go. And do we have that video? I'm assuming we don't. Oh, we can get it easily, but it was a moment.

I mean, this woman is now 22 years older. I think this was in 2003 when the original Anthem fail happened. So she comes out and now she's an adult. The passage of time. Man, dude, I saw Goran Dragich yesterday. And obviously he's retired and he comes out, he games here and there. And I'm sitting there and it's me and him

and a front office guy from another team. And we're talking and he's talking about the first time I came to America, I mean, it was the guy that picked me up in the airport. And like, you know, we started talking about like summer league, he missed his first summer league because he had to negotiate a buyout, but then the second summer league,

I was like, yes, I remember, it was you and Robin Lopez, and Robin Lopez, because he got teed up, cussing out the refs, started his new, his solution was, instead of cussing out the refs directly, I'm gonna go to Brook Lopez and sit in court side and start cussing him out. Like, can you ever believe this? And the front office guy is like, it feels like yesterday, doesn't it?

It does, I still look at Goran as like, this little kid coming off a plane from Slovenia, learning American culture and learning things and getting his driver's license. And meanwhile, he's a guy with gray hair and kids who are grown up and stuff like that. Julia Dale is a woman now. Who's Julia Dale?

Who's Julia Dale? Legend. Is that the girl that was singing the national anthem? growing up and stuff like that. Julia Dale is a woman now. Who's Julia Dale? Who's Julia Dale? Legend. Cute one. Is that the girl that was singing the national anthem? For the Miami Heat. Anytime the Miami Heat needed a dub, they put Julia Dale.

Yeah, she was a little girl, now she's a woman. We had the trumpet guy in Phoenix. Dr. Jesse, what was Dr. Jesse last time? We have Roberto Luongo on the drum, possibly Dan, and Julia Dale on the anthem. They won that game, right, Danny? I know you left early. Goran Dragic is an old person.

Dude, it's crazy. They did win that game. We haven't even talked about Mike walking out of the Bruins after all that Marchand talk that we did. The Bruins scored three goals in the third period against the Panthers. And it's the first time, like, when do the Panthers ever lose when they have a two goal lead in the third period, especially in regulation? And- It's the first time, like, when do the Panthers ever lose

when they have a two goal lead in the third period, especially in regulation? Doesn't happen, I'm telling you. We invited something evil into our franchise and we immediately paid for it, guys. I don't like this one bit. Oh, it's juju and not PEDs. No, this is all juju.

I bet you even- Juju's postgame. Echflad doesn't even test positive for it. If this wasn't in the stars. Mike's feeling haunted right now. The universe has decided that this is a bad thing. There are compromises made in the pursuit of glory and Mike says that bringing on the haunted remains of Brad Marchand is bringing in a double agent meant on a nefarious behavior

that begins with his spirit haunting the team as it returns to Boston. And they wasted a lot of money flying him back and forth for no good reason. Can we play that song by Jeremy? I can't believe that Ray Hudson stole that clip from Winningham. Ray Hudson's an old man. Ray Hudson. Ray Hudson's still a legend. He's got to be older than 70. Is he not? I think so. Yeah, he's definitely a legend. And Witty's also done enough games with him that he's picked up this tick, I've noticed, whenever I hang out with Witty. He always goes like, oh.

And it took me a couple of times. He did it another time. Anytime he's reacting to something on TV, he goes, oh. I'm like, are you doing Ray Hudson right now? And he absolutely is. That's a Ray Hudson thing. Oh. Are you in any way jealous that he is now friends with Ray Hudson right now and he absolutely is. That's a Ray Hudson thing. Are you in any way jealous that he is now friends

with Ray Hudson and you love some of the things? Ray Hudson's the greatest color commentary voice for me, at least based out of America. Europeans can have their opinion, but readily available voices on the biggest games. If you wanted to watch La Liga when Messi and Ronaldo were going at it, the soundtrack to that was Phil Shane, who worked at 790 with us as an update anchor at the time, and

Ray Hudson. Ray Hudson, who has roots in this community, dating back to the Fort Lauderdale Strikers, was a great manager for the Miami Fusion, as he liked to call them. So he is a South Florida guy, even though he's from Europe. But yeah, Ray Hudson, to me, that's an all-time GOAT. The fact that Witte is at the top of the profession, calling the Madrid Derby, Darby, you'd correct me and slap me on my wrist.

Yeah, but what position is he in, professional broadcasting slurper? I mean, that's really cool. I'm so proud of Witte. He's always been really good. He's gotten better and better. For him to be calling the Madrid Derby and the Champions League Knockout stage

on Paramount Plus alongside Ray Hudson, that's amazing for the guy. Ray Hudson, number 10 on the Greg Cody Show list, top 100 guests. Where did I end up, by the way? Wait, what was Witty? Witty is on there. I gotta find him.

I gotta scroll. I mean, let me see where you ended up. Bodewell. I was the first guest, by the way, in the history of The Greg Cody Show. That's an amazing trivia nugget. I'm seeing here in the mid-30s. Mid-30s?

There's no chance there are 29 more important people than me. I mean, he was the first guest. For all the Joshin that we do on air, I am proud of Jeremy and Chris Wittingham's success. Oh, we're just joshing? Yeah, we're not joshing. Oh, it all hinges on the song, really.

I think it also is worth mentioning that Jeremy's fist bump came after the Heat won on a buzzer beater. Did they? Hmm. I, yeah, so there's some bias being alleged here. Maybe adrenaline. Okay, but those people aren't behaving as if that's a buzzerbeater situation.

So you are biased, you're bought, you're compromised, and it's okay. Thanks. That's coming from Dan Levitard. Thanks, journalist. You don't want that endorsement, Jeff Behr. That is coming from Dan Levitard saying you are too much of a homer about the Miami Heat. This is why Woody Jettison himself away from us. The Marlins and the Heat, you're working for both of them homer about the Miami Heat. This is why Woody Jettisoned himself away from us. The Marlins and the Heat,

you're working for both of them, you're spreading yourself out. Not working for them, working for a network. With them, in conjunction. He covers them, Dan. I'm not asking questions, I'm just asking if you wanna ask questions. He's not banging drums either.

You are asking questions. Bang! Well, I do professionally. And then I fist bump. That is literally what you're doing. So the song that we're going to get to here, this story is the third day on our show, it's rare for that to happen, but it's an obvious place where we can very easily lead the Americas in uniting you and understanding where DEI could have been helpful this just one

time in sports. Just this one time. We understand that you don't want diversity or equality or inclusion, but where it regards the Texas hat, I thought we would have someone in the building, a Hispanic in the building, that would tell you you cannot have a situation where you have a T replace the X in Texas so that it says Teotas, and it's a great hat, and now it's gotta be a more valuable hat, right? It's out of stock, everyone wants these now. This is- Secondary markets going off.

Teotas? They were on eBay listed for $1,000. That doesn't mean anyone bought one that I am aware of for $1 thousand dollars, but there is a market. Yeah, well, I'm just waiting for Shopify to get around on this one. Taitas? What?

So how, that's David Sampson yesterday trying to say, Taitas. Taitas? It's got a question mark on it. Taitas? What's Taitas, precious? Taitas? Boil a mash, I'm stickin' with a stew.

How does that happen? I mean, he explained it to us yesterday, but how do you not have anyone in the front office who can raise a finger somewhere? Somebody Hispanic. Perhaps an executive order. Got rid of DEI. This is why you have an inclusive workforce.

And it's not the only thing that looks bad in Spanish. You know what? Matter of fact, it's not the only thing that looks bad in Spanish. You know what, matter of fact, it's not the only thing that's problematic. The entire division of the AL West is problematic when it comes to this type of hat. We actually had to ask David Sampson, this is amazing. It really is strange. I'm gonna ask him, I don't think I've asked this question.

The former Oakland Athletics, when you were to refer to them this season, they're gonna play games, how will you refer to them? The Sacramento Athletics, right? Because they're playing in Sacramento, right? But that's not what they're being referred to as. Are they changing the name of the team? They are presently, I asked David Sampson this,

and I think Dwayne Kuyper got, there was a threat on awful announcing where he was just beside himself. And by the end of it, he was just like, F it, they should be the Oakland Athletics. They're playing in Sacramento for a couple of seasons here. So they're not in Las Vegas, so you can't refer to them as the Las Vegas A's.

You can't refer to them as the Oakland A's. It would make sense to call them the Sacramento A's, but from a branding standpoint, that's a little confusing. Las Vegas is also a sponsor, so they have a patch on the jersey. The city of Las Vegas, their tourism board took out ads there. They're just the athletics. What do you mean?

Athletics. Wait, hold on. So like if I'm watching ESPN Sunday Night Baseball and it's Yankees at athletics, and the score box is in the top corner and it says N-Y-Y zero. It's gonna say what? It's gonna say A-T-H instead of sack. It's not sack, they're athletics.

Should be the Las Vegas Athletics via Sacramento, formerly of Oakland. All right, do we have the Tetaz song? Tetaz? song. Que estoy usando al traductor de cugo No hablo Espanol But I know Tetas is in how you say it

Unless you're embarrassingly white like David Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us!

Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Tate us! Go peepee! Right now! Taitas! Let's go! Taitas! Chan!

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