The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Big Suey: YORMARK!

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

It's time to get back to the wheel of topics with a couple more football topics in play including ACC realignment and Reggie Bush vs. the NCAA. Mike Ryan loses his mind over Brett Yormark and the Big 12 eating the ACC's lunch. Plus, what are the songs and movies of the summer? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network. Welcome to the big suite, presented by Giraffe King. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries

that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar. Before we spin the wheel again, we need to add a couple of categories on Twitter, a couple of topics.

We've got already the Jimmy Butler at the US Open with the ball kids. We've got Sandia Cantata versus a water cooler. I wanted to add two Reggie Bush versus the NCAA, which is an interesting talker. And the ACC is back, baby. So we'll throw those on the wheel. Why don't you give it a spin, Lucy?

A-C-C. Hasn't stopped yet. Well, they're back. Well, they're not. It was a really good effort by me. The wheels just got the pies are very large slices. It was like a way to catch a saw. It looked like it was gonna go to the next thing,

but it stayed. Yeah, no, that was definitely accurate. And the ACC is not back. I don't want to go as far as saying that, but a few weeks ago, we talked about how Sanford, Cal and SMU were looking at joining the ACC in those talks, fell apart. They're back on and it's looking like it's a thing

that's really going to happen now. Which is so stupid. Dan Berkall and SMU. Yeah. As in, two teams located in California, one in Dallas in the Atlantic Coast conference. It's going to happen because the ACC has basically found a way to add a bunch of revenue without spending any money because SMU is coming in saying, you don't have to pay us our like conference payout for seven years. SMU is playing for free for seven years

and then Cal and Stanford are taking a 30% chunk instead of the full, you know, 100% of what they be paid. Just desperate to be part of a conference. There's so desperate to be a part of a Power Five conference. And that leftover money that's not going to SMU Cal Stanford is going to be split among the remaining ACC schools

Which will most likely be incentive base which most likely means it's going to go to schools that are really good at football A.K.A. Florida state and Clemson so that they do not leave and right so it's gonna keep them from having a wandering eye because they're getting extra money from these other teams And those other teams from the Pact 12 NSMU aren't just left dangling in the win. What's going to try to? What's going to keep them there is how punitive the release clauses are. But a lot of this saber-addling, particularly from how public FSU has been in terms of putting it out there

that they're seeking private equity to the tune of half a billion dollars. It's impossible to raise that much money for these schools. For SMU, as a Mucca probably do it, but it's funny, they're gonna be in the conference for seven years and by year three, they're gonna try to buy themselves out of a deal

that they haven't seen any revenue for. I don't know what it is about this conference that makes school sign bad deals. That's a terrible deal for SMU. But I think right now, what you're seeing in the play out in the public eye is we're still working with our attorneys finding ways to sue our way out of this bad deal,

but in the meantime, we're going to get more money because we are the draw. And that's what Florida State is looking for, a bigger chunk of the revenue share. That's what Miami is looking for. That's what Clemson is looking for too. Those are the headliners and right, rightfully so, the recent enough national champions in the sport, FSU and Clemson, he been mind that they're, they're part, they're about half of this contingent with Miami and UNC. There's really, don't forget them, they snuck their way in there. Which is really pushing this agenda for, which is, hey, we are not happy with this

terrible deal. I think all of this restructuring college football, correct me if you think differently, It's just a placeholder. Oh yeah. It's going to be even messier and crazier five years from now. I think we're gonna get to a spy where it's just the big tin and the SEC. It's gonna be the Fox Conference and the ESPN Conference and then those conferences will oh yeah pretty much they're gonna break up into little divisions that look more like the conferences we are used to seeing. That's to be more geographic. So it won't be regional conferences. And nothing to do with geography just have everything to do with television rights.

It will be the ESC inside and the other. Well, that's the appeal. We're yet that point. But that's the appeal in bringing in Stanford, Cal and Dallas and SMU and that these are in huge football programs, especially in football is the reason why they're making all of these moves, but they are massive media markets. You open up the Bay Area, and you open up the Dallas metropolitan area,

that is huge for a deal that's already set in stone though. It's bad. It does bring in more revenue because they're in these bigger media markets, so maybe it's satiates programs like FSU Clemson, Miami and C. Satan, North Carolina, but it does not stop them from exploring their options to leave. Only if they call it them.

No, they should explore their options to leave. Like, even if Stanford and Cal are there, it really doesn't add much. They should absolutely try to leave. It's just gonna take a long time because that thing is set in stone and something I think about with Stanford all the time that if this had happened like 10 years ago,

Stanford would be in the big 10 right now. No doubt. It's so wild just how much it's based off of football alone. Recent form. Yeah, which is shocking because Stanford is without a doubt the best athletic program in the country and they cannot find a home. Yes, it's only based on recent form

and that is also the social capital of being talked about. The FSU is considered lead dog in this because FSU comes in with a hot preseason ranking coming off in a admittedly good year. But no foresight, no view on the ceiling. North Carolina is a diamond. If they are cooking correctly, people aren't projecting future success, Miami historically has proven they can get there. If Miami is good, all of a sudden, they're the crown jewel of this package. I do find it odd how recent all this stuff is. Gotta get Oregon in there.

Gotta get Oregon. In the history of college football, Oregon's success is fairly concentrated and fairly recent right now. And Oregon's taking precedent over schools like Cal and Stanford, if you view it through the prism of the history of college football, it seems rather absurd. So I kind of want to continue painting this picture of what this is supposed to look like. If it just becomes effectively, like you said, Lucy, two conferences, right?

Let's call them the ESPN conference and the Fox conference. So they're on different channels, right? Geographically, it doesn't really matter where they could be, right? And so one group and largely plays each other, maybe occasionally plays the other side, and the other group plays each other, maybe occasionally plays the other side, and they sort of dwindle their way down to what,

like maybe 12 teams in a playoff, then they play each other, and in this situation, right? Because of NIL, these players are all getting paid, and the better ones seem to get paid a little bit more than the other ones. It's the NFL. It is.

It's the exact same thing and we're just working our way to that. And I also don't think you have enough foresight in calling it the ESPN and Fox conference because by the time those conferences roll around, they'll be acquired by bigger corporations. This is going to come down to Blue Text versus Green Text conference. That's what it's going to be. That's right versus Apple. It's going to be Google versus Apple. Roy, do you feel like an underdog in this fight?

Because I am. That's it. Well, you're not allowed in the group chat that are talking about these conferences. Man, really sucks to be one of those Florida schools in a bad conference right now without any money. It has sucks to be you. I would take your victory lap.

And I think the ACC should look around in total embarrassment in that the leadership there is not existing. For Brett Yormark to just saunter into the room. It's insane. For Brett Yormark to saunter into this room, not knowing anything about college football and kick the ass. It's unbelievable. Of the ACC, it is a huge indictment on everything. If you aren't frustrated already, if you aren't puzzled why only recently they decided to move their company headquarter,

their conference headquarters to a major city with an international airport. If you're confused by all of that, be confused by no thing greater than Brett Yornmark, a Yornmark running into college football and kicking all your asses. Yorn making his mark. No, he's killing it. Not as good as the hair in one. What's going on with a hair and thing, by the way, because I saw, Juju posted highlights on social media.

He did away with the flamingo emojis, but you put it, you typed out blue hair and I was wondering where the blue came from. Hey, me too. You not know their colors, they're famously pink. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm little therapy. I was wondering where the blue came from. Hey, me too. You not know their colors are famously pink. Look, I told you, I'm just going to be able to come up on his shoes. That's the problem. Oh, that is my inter Miami pink shoes. I think you can still do the flamingo emoji. I was just providing some backstory that you weren't aware of.

It's fine. Their players, their players on a team that have the flamingo emoji in their bios. Okay. We're back. We're back. I mean, we're not exactly back because Blue Heron was very confusing. I was like, is that the actual breed of Heron? And I didn't know this the entire time.

I was trying my best. It was not a bad try. It was not a bad try. Should we spin the wheel again or should we stay here? Because look, this is a version of Mike that I don't really mind. Like everybody else thinks he gets like obnoxious when he talks about U.M. and the ACC and all that. Like I don't know about three quarters of what the hell he just said, but I like the way he delivered it.

And it does it. It may be like, yeah. You are pork. No, I get it. I know. I just didn't need to hear it louder. I do. I do. I actually do. He just didn't need to hear it louder. I do. I do. You're just trying to see me. Whoa. I'm doing my best to detach the Miami bias in this

because it's something that's close to my heart. Like leaving the ACC has been my life's work for the last four years. And I'm increasingly frustrated by this to the point that get out of here with Sanford and Cal and SMU. That does nothing for me. That makes us look bad.

That's your ideal end game then for you and like how does it play out perfectly for you? Big 10, how's it going? Big 10, let's go. Big 10, big 10, big 10. Get me out of here. Why did we sign this deal and I understand every, every president approved this. I'm mad at those people too, but it's a terrible deal. Vanger bill is making $30 more million.

So is the university of Miami. Vanger billed. Indiana Rutgers, Purdue, I'll make a way for money. What's going on with Rutgers? They're out of money, but they're still making money. Everyone is making money. Except for Rutgers. Except for Rutgers.

They, I don't know what really happened there. They just have not been able to spend their money from the big deal 10 deal right. And it just hasn't worked out for them in any way, shape or form. They're calling it the worst realignment move and college football history, which yeah, no shit. But they weren't they have a winning hand.

They're in the big 10. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. They've messed it up so bad. Rutgers athletics are also pretty bad across the board, like everyone is bad. It seems like they were just being carried by the conference. They've messed it up so bad. Rutgers athletics are also pretty bad across the board, like everyone is bad. It seems like they were just being carried by the conference. They had a moment and then they just kind of get

piggybacked at the conference. It basically was just deployed to get the New York market, which I guess has been helpful in the long run of the Big Ten has gotten amazing TV deals, but outside of that Rutgers really doesn't add any value. And they're like, broke as hell. Whatever conference we, the University of Miami end up in, just please let it be the blue text conference.

Did you mention this earlier, and I really just wanna get to the bottom of this, can you lift up one of those shoes, Izzy? I wanna see if this looks like Jeroines nipples. Let's see here. Throw up the, the Rogan nipple picture. Can we do a little side by side ski here? I thought we had, we were ready for this.

All right, we're losing fans by the minute all right here We go all right now little side there's one nipple are now can I see the shoe? There we go Right He's right. Canny. Yeah, but. Yeah. Nipples on my feet, like I'm Joe Rogan.

There you go, Mike. That shirt is amazing though. That shirt is tailored and quaffed perfectly to your shape. To your shape. So you'd rather me walk around barefoot with this outfit on, and it'll be more Miami than having Joe Rogan miss big nipples.

Is that that? Grit of death punishment. Hold, is he shoes like that for an entire show? We'll attach these to your nipples, and we'll be the Joe Rogan. What if I undid an extra button here? And when Is he shoes like that for an entire show? We'll attach these to your nipples and we'll be the Joe Rogan.

What if I undid an extra button here and when Lucy cannot participate? Yeah, no, thank you. Pass for me. Lucy and Jazzy can skip this punishment. Been a long week for Lucy. Think I might go Joe Rogan for Halloween. Don't let a tart. What the hell, look at him now. Just Jack White doing Elvis and Dewey Cox.

Still gots. She hits it out a little park. Harry Carey is what it is. It's wolf Harold doing Harry and Elvis occasionally. Look out now. This is the Don Lebertar show with this two gots. Some of you might have missed some sad news that broke.

I think we're going on two weeks now. DJ Casper passed away and while that name may not instantly ring a bell, the Chacha slide might. You've heard it at every wedding you've ever attended. It is a, you didn't do the Chacha slide. It was on my no playlist. Really? I respect that. I mean,'t do the Chacha slide? It was on my no playlist. Really? I respect that.

I mean, everyone likes the Chacha slide. I mean, I was maybe, I chose like one or two choreographed, you know, tell me what to do, dance songs, but the wobble. The wobble. The wobble was one of them. It was not chosen by me. I forget what the other one was doing.

Electric slide? No, we didn't have electric slide. Everyone likes to say wiki, wiki, wiki. It's a classic. Macarena? I honestly, give me a second. I'm trying to remember which one it was. Uh, soldier boy. Cupid shuffle. The Cupid shuffle. The Cupid shuffle. That's what it was. It's Cupid shuffle. Unfortunately, I almost vetoed that one too,

but I figure we have to have a couple. Okay, but even if you haven't heard this out of wedding for whatever reason or it's on your no playlist, if you go to a sporting event, everybody clap your hands. Come on, y'all. for whatever reason or it's on your no playlist if you go to a sporting event everybody clap your hands. about it and the artist behind that track passed away. And one of the things, after seeing that I revisited the song, one of the things that always kind of stuck with me the last few times I heard it, is it starts with, this is the Casper Slide Part 2. And I guess curious, because it's not called the Casper Slide Part 2, it's called the Cuban shuffle. Is there a Casper Slide Part 2. It's called the the Cuban shuffle. Right. Is there a Casper Slide Part 1? Because if there is, like he's indicating, in terms of the pantheon of greatest sequels ever made, it's got to be top of the mountain.

Oh yeah. What is the Casper Slide Part 1? Can anyone provide an answer for? There is an answer to this if you'd like a mic. Wow. I would love to know that. To me, this is one of life's great mystery. So it turns out that the original Chacha slide, the Casper Slide Part One, was written for an aerobics routine for DJ Casper's nephew who worked as a personal trainer at Bally's Total Fitness.

Oh! In 1998. He said he quickly received requests to perform the song at local parties and dance clubs in thus in 2000. The Casper Slide Part 2, the Chacha Slide, was born. So it was a reimagining of the Chacha Slide Part 1? That's how it seemed. So in this article from Variety, it says,

Casper, whose birth name was Willie Perry Jr. was born and raised in Chicago. The Chacha slide originally released under the title Casper Slide Part One was made in 1998 for his personal trainer, Neffius Arrobic. Arrobic's class, after the song gained traction in local fitness clubs, he released a new version in 2000. That is actually really interesting answer behind this one great mystery metal art media Let's make our own aerobic song a sap

COB Carl well, this is sort of like the This is sort of like planted to the base right now becoming so big right like the the re-imagined 90s Eurovision song That's that's blowing up on Tik Tok right out of the base It's sort of like that where there's this song that I imagine there will be a follow up to Planet of the Base in the same sort of way where, oh, this started as a joke and now we'll release an even bigger song. Can we go old? So there are those, like, can we go 80s?

Can we go like Richard Simmons, Olivia Newton, John, like theme? And just to reimagine one of those. I already got the short shorts. You know, I saw a story that someone put out there the top 10 songs, the top 10 songs of the summer. Someone asked me the other day, what would you consider 10 songs of the summer. Someone asked me the other day, what would you consider the song of the summer?

Fox asked me this, and I was like, that one that's always behind the IG Reels, Maketba. Maketba, partner song. Like, I would suggest that's the song of the summer. Yeah, okay. Julie's a Barbie. Do Alipa? The Barbie song.

Dance the night away. So I sparled that. In doing this, I googled like songs of the summer and dude, I didn't recognize any of the artists outside of the artist sitting atop the list that I saw. And apparently Kylie Minogue has a massive hit out right now. I did not know this. Did you know it?

It's not a replayed old hit. It's a brand new one. No, no, no, like Let me find the name of this. But yeah, Kylie Minogue, keep in mind, Kylie Minogue had a lot of hits before the one hit here. It was just hits abroad. She was a big star over in Europe and in- I've never heard of this person.

Kylie Minogue never in my life. Yes, you have. Who's Kylie Minogue? Can't be from Street Fighter. Number one, and number two, can't get you out of my head la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Dude, no, that's really, no. No, no, no, no. I'm not the best saying song ever. I'm not immediately apologized publicly to everyone I apologize to Kylie Minogue. I should have known he were. Songs of the summer. Why is it coming up sound of freedom?

I was also looking at box office Mojo because I'm very curious by the the barbenheimer effect and how it was great for the box office but bad for movies that mis time they release. Primarily Mission Impossible, which is slated to lose a hundred million dollars at the box office, Indiana Jones, also a victim of poor timing and not being able to have adequate

IMX screens for, that was Tom Cruise's big deal. He's like, how can you let Oppenheimer take all the IMX screens? What about endless summer? It's got summer in the title. It's got connection to Barbie, doesn't it? Oh wait, no, it's just pink. If you mean by Gunner, I mean, you think he's a rat or not, hey, the song is going.

So like, I don't want to be so myopic in looking at the songs of the summer or the box office because one of the things that I saw in the box office, the world box office was fast and furious, whatever they're on. Is it X, Fast X, relative disappointment here in the States. Still a humongous brand internationally. I was like, why, so wait, there was an original Dungeons and Dragons? I didn't know this, but it's because it boomed internationally and that was still the case for this recent sequel.

If you look at the biggest movies in the box office of 2023, Sound of Freedom is cracking that top 10. And if you look at domestic versus global, their entire box office is domestic. Not a single dollar from abroad. What does FastX sound like a laxative? I think I had some FastX this morning. Oh yeah, I saw. that coffee is going well. Lucy Rodin, who was your favorite musical artist?

Led Zeppelin. Oh wow. Do you all hate Gretaman? I don't hate Gretaman Fleet. I appreciate the fact that someone's kind of trying to keep that sound of a music like relevant. They're just flowery Led Zeppelin. Like that's what their music sounds like to me.

I don't dislike it, but Led Zeppelin's always gonna be my favorite. I mean, it's very clearly derivative, very clearly ripoff. Have you seen Robert, have you seen Robert plan talking about Greta Venn? Well, not a fan. Yeah, I wouldn't be a fan because they're like absolutely just copying the Led Zeppelin sound.

But like me, rock and roll disco, are my like two favorite music genres, and I don't really get a lot of that. So I'm happy to have any sort of new music to look forward to. So today has a list of songs in the summer, and these are more recognizable. Number one, being Morgan Wallen, who's dominated the charts since his controversy. What's the controversy on Morgan Wallen? Morgan Wallen called a group of people that he was familiar with,

the end word, like he was caught on camera doing this. Cancel culture doesn't exist. He doesn't have word a lot. I also heard he's not a fan of my people either. So, no. He's become, you know, there's, as sound freedom has proved as Donald Trump has proved as Morgan Wallen, has proved there is a business. As Kid Rockestate relevant,

there is a real tangible business model to just lift me up. The number one song in the country right now is that the Richmond North of Richmond, so the totally unknown artist, it's got a very, it knows what its audience is and it knows that its audience is going to prop it up. But that side of the internet was getting very upset with the songwriter from Richmond, North of Richmond, because he dared to say the diversity was a good thing

in an interview a couple days ago. He had the narrative of his song, by the way, it's a great song, it is a good song. Well, I think Morgan Wallen, who I've listened to some of his songs, some of them are good, and young people are entitled to make mistakes, even though this one seemed to have made it repeatedly. He apologized and whatever, like we can get over it, but Morgan Wallen, I saw recently shaved his head.

Oh, don't do that. It looked so bad. Shaped his head and shaved his face, all at the exact same time. All in the face. Looks like Peter Sarsgard playing like a villain role. And Morgan Wallen can't do that, because I know two things about Morgan Wallen, and he just shaved one of them.

Ah, no. So without the mullet, you're just the dude that said the N word that one time. And now you probably look like a guy who says it on the rigs. Yeah, you can't. No guy should ever shave. And just ever.

We have dollar shave. I haven't been back in that. I haven't been clean shave in since high school. If you're going to shave, make sure it's a neckline. And dollar shave club has wonderful utensils that you can use at your disposal to make sure you get that neckline perfect. But men, never shave.

Dollar shave club, shave club, give me to me, Chris. Well said. What do you want me, oh, my bad. Like what do you want me to hit? I shave every day is what I'm trying to tell Dollar Shave Club. I just wanted to ask Juju what he is. Yeah, he got the bone structure and body fat percentage to do it. I'm not talking about people like Izzy, right?

Like if he's not a real person, he was constructing it. That is, Izzy has made out of the valour. That MF are of the valour. That MF are there is not real. Like that is not a real. That's not how people are supposed to age. That's not how the male body is supposed to fill out over time.

I'm talking to you, Joe Public over here. Never shave. He's also doing the thing in the poop chat that he just entered. We get it. You're really regular, Izzy. We get it. Well, is it weird that like there's been a couple of times

where I've been on the shitter and I'm just like, I'm supposed to announce this, but it feels weird. It's just it's weird. I just don't want people to know exactly what I'm doing at the time. Well, we almost got all the way through big sui without talking about the thing. I know, I've only gone once in Sunday.

That's not true. You okay? I mean, did you forget to chime in? Did you forget to report? You can late report. I report, I did say, I think I went Tuesday, but it's been a rough week. I had a Sunday, there was like four of them in one day,

so I cleared out. That's Nashville. We're working its way through your slothing test. Can you block a single person from a group chat? Because I mean, it gives way too many details. A little too opinionated for your first week in the group chat. Just be honest. Speaking of the inward, that's nasty.

Like a slow play at a little bit. How far along are we on getting me on another track? Getting me on the track with you. Oh, we are so close. You don't even realize it. Because we had almost natural real life beef yesterday. And I love the beef. I love the smell of the aroma of someone arguing with me. It brings back the excitement in my life. I get very little arguing with the internet shows. So I refreshing. So it would be like a a diss track where we're both on the same track. Just kind of not dissing each other, but I know I know you got something in you. You feel me as far as spunk as far far as attitude, as far as delivery.

And you see, don't do that, don't go there. You almost about to get off the track. You did it, too. You're the one who's trying to find the word. You can't be saying spunk. I just said it. He's always going to take, he's always going to take the vine if you offer it up. Tushae, Tushae.

Credit to him. Tasha. That was hilarious. But yeah, new album coming soon featuring everybody you know and hey, we might see some cha cha slide. We might be some cute fit shuffles. Salute to Israel. Good to you.