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We typically do this earlier in the week, but we have some house cleaning to do. And this is one of my favorite segments, the boldest take of the week, Chris. Do you have that queued up? Oh, I have it queued up. It's the boldest take of the week, presented by Boost Mobile, the newest 5G network in the country.

Bill here. My bold take is hammocks, overrated. Sure, 15 minute nap here, 20 minute nap there on vacation. $150 later, get one for the house. Nothing but a patio ornament. I'll hang up on this. Hey guys, this is Jake on a mobile. Just wanted to see, when someone says

we're like peanut butter and jelly, what would you rather be? I think I'd rather be the peanut butter. I'll hang up and listen. Hey guys, this is Kermit the Frog and this is my limited fix you got dismissing Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes. Go ahead Andy Reid, I dare you.

Cause you think Patrick Mahomes is gonna be something that your other quarterback is not, huh? Hey Doug from Omaha, here's my strike free call. Hey Rock! Pat McAfee looks like the guy who test swings the clubs at Topgolf while telling the server that they're not quite as nice as the ones in his bag at home. You should have seen that man crash the board. He could play the five that he's usually played at the four.

Well he don't play the game no more. Was pretty good for a white guy. Made all over three point tries and also blocked shots. Get back just race the fence. Pick third in the draft. Jay hawks two nuggets. I'm told that he was great as a big to stretch the floor. Hey it's JJ from Immobile. My boldest take is, of all the foods that you can spill on the floor, I think the hardest to pick up is shredded lettuce. I'll think up a lesson. I'm gonna say, bit of a dip in form. We gotta get better there. I think there's still some more meat on this Aroneckblad bone ale. But the general vibe that I got is people were trying to coax him into saying, yeah, we're going to run

it back three feet, and he didn't quite take the bait, which is a little concerning. These conversations do happen quickly. It's an unfortunate part of the business. While they're celebrating a cup, you make it that long, it means you have less time to have these uncomfortable conversations. By the way, Connor McDavid, if I'm an Oilers fan, not the most encouraging of press conferences there. But Aaron Echblad, he's still young. And I know this is a guy that has battled through injuries. It feels like he's been in the league for 30 years. He's a guy that's battled through injuries, and he may have taken some performance enhancing drugs to recover from those injuries.

And he turned around in his late 20s and played some of the best hockey of his career. And if we're, I'm not, and I have no idea their cap situation, they could always make a trade. I think if we're actually looking at guys that trade, and this is not a popular opinion given the postseason that he had,

Carter Verhege, your postseason leader in points. Look, that contract during the regular season looked like it was immediately bad. And he is a big game player. Whoa. Lays sneaky lumber. But if you're looking at a guy to potentially move and create space on your roster, look,

I know defensively he actually is sneaky good, does some things that guys like Mackie and Jesper don't. In the playoffs. Right, in the playoffs especially. But I do think some of the offensive production, if you put Mackie on the line with Bennett and Kuchuk, I don't think there's a drop off in your offensive production from that winger spot.

I really don't. And I love Carter Verhege, and he was immense this postseason. But it seems as though that's just putting it off to the side, floating something else out there if you need some cap relief, because this is a salary cap sport. But the prevailing theory is you need to pick two

out of the three, Brad Marchand, Sam Bennett, who seems, you've already reported, that's done and dusted, eight for eight. That's great, he's already said that he's not going to be able to. Oh, I haven't reported the terms. Well, eight for eight, he was chaining eight more years. So it seems as though those rumors are true.

I've done some digging around there. That seems to be the number. Echlad, you know, he can make a lot of money. Okay, so let's, well, hold on. Let's start here. I know Carolina is definitely interested in Aaron Echlad. All right, let's start here. What is a reasonable price

for the Panthers to offer Aaron Echblad, who's coming off of $8 million a year? $6 million per year. He hasn't done anything outside of performance enhancing drugs to say that headed into his 30 years of age season that he deserves a pay cut. If Darnell Nurse makes $8.50, he canard, who would get, Eckblatt can get that. Bouchard was defensively an embarrassment.

Meanwhile, Aaron Eckblatt defensively was a solver for this team. And everyone's counting on him to take a pay cut. He's made a lot of money in his career. This is a guy that's made like what? Roy, close to $60 million in his career. Aaron Eckblatt is not underpaid by any stretch of the imagination.

Maybe he wants to continue winning, but that is not the vibe that I caught from Aaron Echblad. There's a guy that can make a big, fat contract. And you look at a team like Carolina, who I happen to know, done some reporting on this, is very interested in signing Aaron Echblad and will offer him more money than Florida can. Yeah, I think that's it, man. I think he's gone. I think this works both ways. I wonder how you feel, okay, where, all right, they just won back to back Stanley Cups. Is that a good thing for him to stay or is that a reason for him to leave? I can make the case on both sides.

You want to stay because man, we just won two Stanley Cups. It's amazing. Let's win a third one. This is so much fun. I love it here. You can't leave when you're on top. And then there's the other side of it where it's like, all right, I just won two Stanley Cups.

I've done that, I have that in my career. It's so rare for anyone to win, ah, Stanley Cup. I just won back to back Stanley Cups. Like, mission complete, the Panther Select to be number one overall in the draft. We just won two Stanley Cups. I need to make sure that I get that one last huge payday. I could see making a case for both sides.

And it kind of feels like the Seth Jones move was kind of like the replacement in waiting for- I thought the writing was on the wall when they made the Seth Jones strike. It's impossible to keep, like they've done a really good job of keeping this core together, but look along the way, you've had to make tough decisions. Brandon Montor in a similar position, cashed in big time. I think Aaron Echblad has a big fat contract still out there in the free agent market if he wants it. He's coming off of- You don't think the PD suspension ruined that at all?

No, he came back and he was stellar. Isn't Bill Zito's argument, hey, we paid you a lot of money for some bad hockey. Time for you, we scratched your back when you were bad. Now take a little cut here. What about no state tax? That's always working for you. I listen to a lot of Edmonton Oilers podcasts after they lost because I'm really fascinating with this team.

Like, I thought this team was better, and they were, but not when they match up against the Panthers. Remember how fast Edmonton looked compared to Florida last year? And Florida is a slow team. Oh, remember if we were on four on four, it was a disaster. but not when they match up against the Panthers. Remember how fast Edmonton looked compared to Florida last year, and Florida's a slow team. Oh, remember if we were on four on four, it was a disaster. It was a disaster every time. That speed, Florida looked like the quicker team of the two.

You have McDavid, who has blazing speed. You have Connor Brown, who straight line speed is a problem, but not really the test that they were on Florida last year. Florida did such a good job defending them. I just, unfortunate because he did so well, he acquitted himself nicely. This is a guy that's been a little frustrating in this time when he's battled through injuries. But the vibe, the general vibe that I got, Bennett stays, Marshawn wants to say, and Bill Zito has already said, like, I'll buy a Dairy Queen to keep this guy.

If the Panthers only keep one of the three, that's a bad offseason. Yeah, it is. That's a bad offseason. I mean, I trust Zito in that spot to fill in those holes, but you have to keep two out of three. I'm not crazy about this number that's being floated for Brad Marshawn.

And I know, look, he was awesome. It was a great trade great what's the number trade five million a year for a dude that's 37 like if he gets at somewhere else I don't think that we were shaking in our boots over Brad Marshawn. What's the number that Boston offered him which he turned down and then they traded him? I think they were offering like three and a half right? I think I was in the neighborhood of four. It was in the neighborhood of four different tax situation over there, I think. I don't think we should be spending that kind of money, too.

I'd rather that money go to Echblad, who's a guy that's been here for about a dozen years. That's why I would rather go to Echblad, too. I feel like if you're deciding, okay, I can only keep one of them. Do I spend the money on Echblad? Do I spend the money on Marchand? I think when you have this culture that you preach about, you know, how special the team is and the character is, we love what Marshann did, but if it comes down

between the two of them, you can't give Marshann the money that you would've given Ekblad, that he would've stayed if you gave him, like that, I think it sends a poor message to do that. But it seems like Zito can fill in like, these defensemen. He just finds them. We got Seth Jones, natural replacements, big body.

Is it easier in Zito's mind? Okay, I keep Bennett, I keep Marshon. That offense, I can find. I'm not saying he can find another Ekblad, but it seems like. I think it's the other way around. Really? I think it's the other way around. Remember going into the season

before they traded for Seth Jones. What were we saying? Like, whoa, they need another defenseman. But he found a Nate Schmidt. You know what I mean? Like, I just feel like defensemen, they're cheap. No, I'm talking about middle of the season. Middle of the season, it was like, we need another defenseman. We need another blue liner. And that was a huge acquisition, an acquisition in consequence. And everybody would applaud and call Seth Jones one of the great deadline acquisitions of all time. We're not for a guy that finished second in the cons, Smythe. Real quick, I want to change

gears because yesterday there was a really cool game locally down here. If you're an Inter Miami fan, they were playing up in Atlanta, a three o'clock game in the Club World Cup. Prior to now, it was short-lived because they were the first team from the Americas to beat a European team in a true competition, like in a competitive match. They're friendlies, you know, Chelsea has lost to New York Red Bulls in the past, but in terms of a competitive match, no team from North or South America had ever beaten a team from Europe. Inter Miami did so, and not only did they do so, they came back from a 1-0 hole, really terrible penalty that they

gave away in the first couple of minutes, awful first half of football, they come back, Messi was brilliant in that second half, the entire team really was great, and then they turned to the Dark Arts and they salted that game away. Porto, the team that they beat, let's talk about this team. That's a good team? That's a real good team, I mean third in the Portuguese league this year, domestically a down year for Porto, but this is a team that has two European championships to their name.

It's a team that won the Champions League this century. So they're a team of prestige, no one. I mean, Inter Miami entered that game a pretty hefty underdog, and now they're all but through in the group to get out of this group, which is a very difficult one. They have a big time game. I bought tickets after Inter Miami came back.

Well, they had a draw and a win so far, right? Yes, they drew Al Ali. They beat Porto, which was probably their toughest competition in terms of prestige, reputation, and top to bottom talent. Bob Menace is an incredible team out of Brazil. They're going to be tough. That's going to be an incredible atmosphere.

And is that the last group play game? It is. And Inter Miami are pretty much through unless Al Ali beat Porto and beat them by a couple of goals and make up a goal differential. This year, FIFA actually got it right, credit to FIFA. They've done a couple of good things here. I like what the referees are doing in terms of talking to the crowd with the VAR. Made Anthony Taylor palatable for once in his life.

But the first tiebreaker in the group this year is head to head. And Inter Miami have a huge head to head victory over Porto. So in all likelihood, Inter Miami are going through the group. Now it's a big deal to get through this group and be first because you want the better matchup. Now they cease being the only team from the Americas to beat a European team in a competitive fixture because the very next match, the reigning Champions League winner, PSG lost to Botafogo, a team from Brazil, one-zero at the Rose Bowl,

an incredible upset, one of the great upsets in club soccer. But this Club World Cup has been delivering, and I can't even imagine the atmosphere that is going to Hard Rock Stadium on Monday because both these teams need it. They want to win the group. Neither team has really punched their ticket yet. It's in all likelihood they're both through, but this is going to be brilliant and Messi by the way continues to deliver on expectations.

This is a big deal to get out of this group. That is a major achievement and I know most people will be like, bah, win the club world cup. You're going up against, like, hell, teams from Saudi Arabia have a half a billion dollar budget. This is a team, like, one of the dudes has two torn ACLs. Should I go to that on Monday? Is that gonna be a big game? I think it's gonna be, uh, uh.

That's a big game? Uh, uh, that's a big game. Don't look now, but I think that is going to be a big time game coming your way. Did you say don't look now? Yeah, I did For a new game Don't look now. I like this game. Don't look now Presented by smirnoff you weren't at 11 with us the world's number one vodka. What is your voice?

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He was he went like 140 he went like 240 144 should have went 25 25. That's funny Yeah, do we read into that is this a maturity thing? Yeah, do we yeah? It's incredibly poor judgment I'll give you a good example Zack Edie in May it turned out was doing the same thing going over he got arrested going over a hundred in like a 50 Which was worse than should are nobody cares nobody even talked about it should our Sanders is should our Sanders And he's trying to be the face of a franchise, the quarterback. And he's had a good mini camp. It's incredibly poor judgment.

But where's the line? He's looking really good. Are we okay if he's going 88 miles an hour? Like is this like a? Yes, yes I am. So 23 miles an hour over is fine, but if you go 101 you are immature. I know for me when I'm on the highway

and the speedometer says 90, I start to get nervous. Yeah I go, oh gotta slow this down. That's when I feel like I'm cooking. nervous. Yeah, I go, oh, gotta slow this down. That's when I feel like I'm cooking. What am I, doctor? My car shakes at that point, honestly. My car doesn't allow me to speed. You gotta change your tires if that's the case, yeah. It should be able to go 90.

I keep it so that I can. What? You're checking yourself. Yeah, I keep my car not fully operational so that it prevents me from breaking laws. When it starts rattling rattling you're like whoa it sounds like a man that lives his life a quarter mile at a time yeah that's true sometimes my car can only go a quarter mile you know

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Slash Dan with promo code Dan save 25% at Tommy John dot com slash Dan Don libertard I've never stepped foot on that campus I if you told me right now your life depends on it, go to Santa Fe University and just take a picture. Stugats. I would die. I don't know where it is. This is the Don Lebatard Show with the Stugats. Hey, you guys remember Beat the Streak? When I was in high school and college, this was like a big deal. It was a time. You would have to open up a desktop. Yeah, you had your computer that had like some sort of catastrophic disease

because you were downloading stuff on Kazaa. What was your record? It was presented by Scott's, I think, at the time. I was terrible. Is Scott's still doing it? I had friends that were good at it. I think once I got to like eight. I got to what Baker's does in one time.

Eight? I was bad. Yeah, it was- What'd you get to? I think I got up to 30 one dozen one time. Eight? I was bad. Yeah. What'd you get to? I think I got up to 31 time. Wow. Yeah. I was starting to count the money and then I was looking into like the fine print.

I was like, This is the hit one, right? I worked with 790. Yeah. Cause they have a home run one too. You have to beat Joe DiMaggio's hit streak. And it seems impossible. In fact, it is legitimately in the MLB.

It's proven to be impossible for someone to break. What's the closest anyone ever got to that? I would just go Miguel Cabrera all the time. Remember when Luis Castillo had the 35 legitimately in the MLB, it's proven to be impossible for someone to break. What's the closest anyone ever got to that? I would just go Miguel Cabrera all the time. Remember when Luis Castillo had the 35 in a row? Dan was following him around the nation. Did you know that this game is still around? No.

Beat the Streak, yeah, it's still around. And I don't know if it's captivating a nation the way that it was, Jeremy. Well, it should because of what happened earlier this week. So there was a user and beat the streak named iotank. What was he using? They had picked 50 straight games with a hit. They had gotten to 50.

Now, no one has ever reached 57 straight picks. You win $5.6 million. In the history of this game. In the history of this game, no one's ever done 57 straight picks. You win $5.6 million. In the history of this game. In the history of this game. No one's ever done it. No one's ever done it. No one's ever been able to do it. And 50 is damn close, right?

So you're riding a 50 game hit streak going into Monday night. They picked Oakland, well, not Oakland Athletics, the Athletics rookie, Jacob Wilson against the Astros. And I'm gonna set this up for you. So Wilson was 0 for 3 going into the eighth inning. There's a man on first with one out in this game. And if we can go to the video,

here's what ends up happening with Jacob Wilson. So Jacob Wilson ends up hitting a shallow fly ball to right field. You'll ultimately see the first baseman, the second baseman, and the right fielder all collapsing toward it. You think this ball's gonna be caught. Oh, but it lands in front of the right fielder,

but runner was caught in no man's land. Fielder's choice. Fielder's choice. Hit streak snapped for Io Tank. It ends at 50 after an over three start a bloop lands between three infielders you feel incredible relief and then the runner ends up in no man's land in the middle of first and second and ends up out at second base game 50 can't take Jacob Wilson

he's hitting three sixty cents no you can can't, yeah. Jacob Wilson, no. I'm pretty sure I saw a stat. You find where Albert Poole's is playing somewhere in the Dominican Republic. You see if there's a glitch so you can pick him. You pick Albert Poole's. You go with the Stars. I'm gonna look this up.

But I'm pretty sure Jacob Wilson was their most selected player. Mark Ellis. Ah, Mark Ellis, yeah. Scootero. Wow. I love those scenes. How is this going in Sacramento with the A's?

Great. I think they might stay there. No? They're going to Las Vegas? No, they're building it in Las Vegas. And that's an expensive piece of real estate. But I haven't watched any of these A's games. It's weird that we have two major league franchises playing

in minor league stadiums at the moment. It's weird that we have two major league franchises playing in minor league stadiums at the moment. It's really wild. You saw it, like the rays are inching towards a sail. And also, no one's really talking about this. Jay Moore is the richest comedian in the history of the planet now. Eh. Like, Jeremy, you're looking at me like I got two heads.

Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about. He's with Jeannie Buss. He's married to Jeannie Buss. It's not that actual money. Whoa. Whoa, hold on. What? Tony says that's not actual money. Whoa hold on what? Tony says that's not ten billion dollars. No well it's a valuation of ten billion. It turns out they get like fifteen dollars each. They got four point eight billion, but a valuation of ten. So it's not all ten, it's four point eight. And then you divide that and by the time I mean. Exactly right. If you have a valuation of ten million dollars

you end up at the end of day getting one. Do you even want a billion dollars? I have a correction. It was it was low tank. That was a lowercase L not a capital I. If you have an evaluation of $10 million, you end up at the end of the day getting one. Do you even want a billion dollars? I have a correction. It was low tank that was a lowercase l, not a capital I. I think he's the richest comedian in the history of being a comedian. You guys mourn Seinfeld? Yeah.

Do you know what Seinfeld is? What does Jeannie get from this? At least a Billy. Do you think she clears a Billy? Probably a Le. After which. Got to split it up a couple times. She doesn't play for the Panthers,

so probably not a Billy. Seinfeld's net worth is listed as 1.1 billion. That's crazy. He's got more than Jay Moore. He definitely does. For sure. That's if Jay Moore doesn't sign a prenup, too. Is Jerry Seinfeld really a billionaire?

Is that legit? Is Jeannie? I mean, who knows? Seinfeld really a billionaire is that is that was Jeannie I mean who knows Seinfeld so rich we cut up assets and What you do with a billion dollars as oh man I do so much you'd sign our neck you still be doing game night Yeah, well smite doing that's what I'm asking I don't know I don't know what you sit around do nothing I wonder why like you know Seinfeld comes out. He does his B-movies every once in a while. Why, he's still doing stand-up. What are you doing? Why are you going to Dania for?

You know what? You think you see Seinfeld at the Dania Improv? I could. You know who I have a ton of respect for, Billy? Who? MySpace Tom. Oh, Tom. Because he just got out of it. He got out, got his money.

He became Randy Johnson photographer, goes around the world, just takes pictures. Can't blame him for misinformation. Didn't try to sway any elections or anything like that. Just kind of, you know, I follow him on IG. Like every six months, he'll like post a beach somewhere. Just good vibes. Chill, always. He was in my top eight.

So I feel like we go back a ways. Better job, Tom from MySpace or fired college football coach. SEC football coach. With a buyout. Yeah, SEC football coach with a hefty buyout is a pretty good job. It's the best gig in the world. How often would you redecorate your MySpace page?

I was pretty serious about it. Just the top eight. And my profile song. I miss that, man. To be honest, it taught you how to code. Ranking your friends and hurting feelings. HTML was difficult. And then all of a sudden, you're like, oh, I get it now.

I could just do this and then turn it blue or do that, do this. My background's teal now, how did I do that? I'll never forget the day. I just put beach here. I'll never forget the day that I found out I was Alex's sixth favorite friend. I thought I was top three.

I mean, I've longed for the days where that was the biggest issue with social media. I really do. I missed MySpace. I didn't get in on the way if I was too young. So I was still. You would've crushed it. When My on the way of I was too young So I was still you would have crushed it when my space was over I was I think still in middle school. What would your profile song be right now? Oh right now? Mine would be hold the umbrella

Yeah, that's it you guys want top five richest comedians according to celebrity net worth This is never right sure well. Can we try and fill in the five okay? Okay? I'm Obviously Seinfeld he's on the board. I'm gonna throw Chris Rock in there not on the board Kevin Hart he's on the board number four Seinfeld's number one heart number four we have three more available spots Chappelle Chappelle not on there Malini not on there think older Larry David Gallagher. No Larry David Mel Brooks No, you consider Larry David a comedian see this is like

I don't know how you guys can Adam Sandler's number five He's comedian number three Jay Leno Yeah, number two Ellen DeGeneres what yeah TV show yeah all right someone ask artificial intelligence. This is too old I don't think Jay Leno still in the top five Netflix is but just like Definitely so much money doing tonight show That's old money though. That's old money. Yeah You wasted it. This would be different if it's just money touring for being a comedian so many cars like Ellen

Thank you. Thank you. Joe Rogan. You're right. He's got so many cars. Like Ellen and Jay Leno. Wait, you don't fall down a hill if you don't have money. Thank you, thank you very much. Joe Rogan, you're right, he's gotta be on there. Rogan's up to 350 just on. I guess he's considered a comedian still, right? Joe Rogan? That's what he is, if you ask him. That's how it's started. News radio, yeah, sure.

What are their net worths when you're saying top five? It said Seinfeld was at 900,000, a million. Well, what is like fifth? Like Carrot Top is worth 75 million. I just Xed out. That's what that says? I don't think he is. I mean, I don't think Carrot Top's worth 75 million.

And he might have gotten that in contracts over the course of his, well, he's been in Vegas for like 30 years. There's no way that guy's been good with his money. What? There's no way. Why? You don't see him as a prudent financial savvy guy? No, I don money. What? There's no way. Why?

You don't see him as a prudent, financial, savvy guy? No, I don't. You don't think he's got a good shyster accountant? No, the props. Oh yeah, expensive props. Half that budget you gotta pour right back in, arts and crafts. That repair home.

Prop repair, we're not considering that fact. Maintenance, yeah. There's no way that guy has $75 million. What about Pauly Shore, where's he on the list? Pauly Shore is a sneaky rich one because his family owned the comedy store. So does that count, family money? Yeah, he inherited.

How much money he has? But famously, the comedy store would struggle. They were very much a week to week enterprise. I don't know. I think he actually got a big time dramatic role, too. Well, hold on a second. Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a lot of family money. We don't I don't know. I think he actually got like a big-time dramatic role Well, hold on a second Julie Louie dry face has a lot of family money, but we don't list her Yeah, but she's not a comedian

No, no, but being in a sitcom is not the same as being a comedian Yeah, you have to you have to stand up. You have to do gigs. You have to run gigs actively. Yeah, you have to Do yes, yes within the last year to yeah, no, it's like two years ago. Yeah, you have to play theaters or clubs. Sam is not actively doing it. Yes, he is. Within the last year or two, of course. I saw Sam there like two years ago. No, that's not active. He toured straight up two years. What is active? Like simultaneously as we're doing the show?

This week, yeah. He had a Netflix special. Go do stand-ups, guys. I saw him on tour. Netflix special's different. We're just cashing checks. He did a very emotional number for Chris Farley. Yeah, but that's one of those things where it's like, Adam,

we need you to do a stand-up special, and then we'll green light any of your dumb movies that you want to do. Happy Eekamore's one of those things where it's like, Adam, we need you to do a stand-up special, and then we'll green light any of your dumb movies that you want to do. Happy Gilmore 2? Halloween Town, whatever it's called. You tell me you're not going to watch Happy Gilmore 2? No, I am.

It's going to be bad. Bad Bunny's in it. But it's not. It's going to be bad. Not great art, I would say. What? You think it's going to be bad? I do.

Yeah. And I feel terrible about that. It's probably going to be disappointing. You guys. It's a nostalgia play. Have you guys seen the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. Have you guys seen the, the Sandler Vanity projects have like fell, fallen like short of expectation.

I kinda like all his movies. I know they're not great and they're not gonna be. No, I like them all. Like, I like all of them. Blended, great movie. Right, Blended's good, like I like them. Hmm. I like them, but they're never,

like I'm never leaving there like. Dick Papadopoulos. That was some moving stuff there. Dick's sporting goods. Yeah. He also made maybe the worst movie of all time in Jack and Jill like maybe truly the worst movie in the history of movies You know we don't have to tell us whether or not that's from Cachino. I Saw Al Pacino without his sunglasses

My god pal ghastly he's aging. Yeah, that guy's old the one with the Pope. I saw that That guy's old. The one with the Pope? I saw that picture. I was like, A-ging, A-ging Billy. There's no S in there. He's not Asian. He's not Asian.

Misunderstood. No, he's Italian. He's Italian. Cause he's Italian. Italian. He's Italian. Tom Havistrow had a stat that sort of played into what we were talking about before

with the ball movement of the Pacers versus the Thunder. What'd you say? He said, the Pacers passed the ball 107 more times than Oklahoma City last night, which means for the series, the Pacers have 705 more passes than Oklahoma City in just six games,

which means their ball movement is just on another level. But while I was watching the game, I had a Bill Simmons take. Is 25 more passes a quarter really that much? Yeah. What? Yeah. 700 over six games is a massive amount.

See, that's what I mean. When it's 700, I'm like, whoa, that's a lot more passing. But then you break it down by quarter, and it's just like. How many possessions do you get in a quarter? If you have like, how many passes per possession are we talking? A ton.

Four passes, five passes, so that's really five extra possessions they're getting. It's a lot, I'm not saying, I'm just saying, is it that crazy? I want everyone to touch a ball. Hell yeah. I'm just trying to undercut you. What about the advantage in the second period?

Skating is the best. Which way do they go? Which way were the Pacers going when those passes happened? The other way. The long, yep, see other way. The long way. The long way, I think you're right. We'll explain it to Zazz later. Have you guys seen that tweet of the new Will Smith song?

Where he's still making songs. He's still making music. And he's like, don't worry everybody, I like girls. Speaking of music, that was what the Bill Simmons take was that Tony I know was really interested in. I was thinking about the Pacers offense. I was thinking about the Pacers offense and I was thinking about on it I was thinking about the Pacers offense and I was thinking about watching the Pacers play and in the style of Bill Simmons I thought watching the Indiana Pacers is like watching a great jazz band and that

Constantly on the edge of whether or not it's constantly on the edge of whether or not, it's constantly on the edge of whether or not everything is gonna fall apart, whether they're gonna stay on key, whether the solos are gonna work, whether each piece is gonna play off each other the right way, but ultimately, with all of these passes, with all of these steals, somebody's always showing up in a passing lane,

somebody's always making the extra pass, somebody's always cutting to the hoop, it reminds me of a great jazz band. They're a lot like a jazz band in that I don't watch them either. I thought he was going to say a jazz team, but of course it was a jazz band. But there was this Twitter account that sped up, like they said the Will Smith song is so close to being great. I'm really glad I interrupted you.

You just either slow it down several BPMs or you speed it up several BPMs. But what they landed on is terrible. But what they landed on is terrible. But what they landed on is bad. But crystal clear, Will, you like girls. Thank you. That was mission accomplished. You convinced us. Hey friends, it's Jerobar here and I'm here to tell you all about Boost Mobile,

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