The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - The Family Matter Cast Would Be HOW OLD? | Postgame Show

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

"You were of age, Carl." The entire crew's mind is blown by learning what year Carl Winslow would have been born if Family Matters had premiered today. We also deliver some NBA-themed Against the Spread picks and learn more about the 'interesting' offers Zaslow has received from random strangers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Against the spread is presented by Draft Kings. Draft Kings. The Crown is yours. Mike, what do we got? I have trepidation picking this one, but I'm going to go with Boston to route the 76ers. 76ers got there one. However, my track record, when I back these Boston Celtics,

especially in this first round, I just feel like I'm dancing with two left feet here. But let's go Boston. I think the Boston's can utterance. utterly, utterly put the 76ers to a complete end tonight. So minus 11.5. Oh, again, so it's very. Tony?

I'm going to take the other game in the Easter conference, the Atlanta Hawks against the New York Knicks, Atlanta, getting six points against the Knicks at home. I think Atlanta's going to keep this one close. I'm going to take the six and a half points with the Atlanta Hawks tonight. I mean, did you know that if Family Matters, the show, was made today, Carl and Harriet Winslow would have been born in 1990 and 1992. Shut your mouth. 36 and 34.

Not a chance. They were in their mid-30s in that show? 36 and 34. They would have been born in 1990 and 1992. So Carl is a police captain and he's got a son who's 18 and a daughter who's 17. You saw what he did at Nakatomi Plaza. I mean, you get promoted pretty quick. Do you believe in that and it's all the same universe, the same cinematic universe?

Sure. Why not? What happened there? What happened? Nakatomi Plaza? Well, he was the cop, the first cop on the scene. And then because of his heroics on that day, that's how he got promoted. Yeah. So in another jurisdiction? So they took him from L.A. and they took him over to Chicago. Yeah.

And then he was like, hey, you're the captain here now. Yeah. Like they heard, oh, my God. We heard what you did. You saved John McLean at the end. You hadn't shot your, you hadn't holstered your weapon since you shot that kid. And then you were so brave and you saved Mr. and Mrs. McLean.

We're making you captain. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And another state. It's another state. Yeah. Move back to Chicago. I'm going to knock up my wife

and have a couple of kids quick. Then I'm going to wait years and years and have a daughter who will go up the stairs one day and never come back down and we won't talk about her ever again. That was weird, yeah. And you also got the aunt living there. Yes.

And the nephew. And the nephew, yeah. Comes in on the tricycle at the end of the opening credits. days go by. So he would have joined the force at 18 because he's 36. Uh-huh. He would have had a kid instantly.

Uh-huh. And then another kid right after. Uh-huh. With somebody who's two years younger than him. Yep. Wait a second. It was a different time. Hold on.

Different time. I didn't do the math until just now. Different time. If he's 18 when Eddie is born, that means Harriet. She was only 16, only 16 with eyes that would glow. But she was to you. to fall in love

and I was too young to know except no you weren't too young you were of age Carl again it was like late 50s you know that they were born times were different but not if it was 1992 yeah correct which is the remake

was made today that's how the gamut was the young daughter did go up the stairs and never came back after that what do you guys mean by that I've never seen the show I don't know she did other stuff you never seen family matters nah hell's wrong with you what you know about that Urkel. I know about the Urkel. And I do that.

Yeah, he comes in and does the thing. I'm like, all right, cool, but I never watched it. Her character went into a different direction. Man, I wanted a cool machine so bad. You want it? Wait, what would be Chris's Stefan Urkel? Christoph? Christoph.

It would be reverse. He'd come out smart. Christoph. Zazas would come out and not drinking soda. Being a cuck. Hey, you know we don't say that. Everybody knows I'm not a cuck. All right.

He was giving you some credit. I was giving you credit. You call out of it a cuck. And by the way, by the way, people out there, stop sending me pictures of the hotel rooms with the chair, okay? Stop send those to me. You know what I'm talking about? That would be a rejoined back in the day.

That is what that's for. No, he's right. He's right. I was wondering what that chair was for. I ran into a guy in Vegas when I was in Vegas two months ago. Whoa. He was so happy to see me. He's a big fan of the show.

I thought you were going to say in your hotel rooms. And he recognized me, and one of the first things he said was, he goes, does your hotel room have a chair? I didn't even know just say. You say, yeah? Then you invited him up. That's what we call a fishing line. He was throwing you right there.

Give it a world. A little chum in the water. Then you say, and that's where I sit. I would never sit in that chair. Don't ever say that again. You ever see the one with the command center? The command center is great. Jeremy, we got any polls today?

We do. I just got to scroll to find them. Big fat white face. Big fat white face. Allegedly. We have two polls. Does soup need to be warm? Heart stop.

Yeah. 87% of the audience says yes. Yeah. Otherwise, it's cereal. Heathens. Called gazpacho. Is that the NHL playoffs, babe? 86% of the audience says yes.

I want a final update on, does everybody know, does Jeremy know about that get back? All right, here, hold on. I'll scroll down. A lot of white faces. You got to get by for that one. A lot of white faces. Most of them are jazz. Does Jeremy look like he knows?

about that get back. 66.7% of the audience says no. Pick up sticks. Ah, all right. Again, you're talking about the Beatles song, right?