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Episode Date: June 2, 2026

"The Beatles are litigious." We'll get to A.J. Brown and Myles Garrett in a minute, but Jason Benetti got things rolling last night on the Tigers broadcast by slipping FOUR Greg Cote catchphrases onto the air, but there is some major controversy surrounding his usage. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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But today is a big day for the show. and for Boog's charity. And so when I tell the audience, go find Benetti's game. Detroit is playing Tampa Bay. Go find Boog's game. The Cubs are playing, and he broadcast Cubs games,

if you want to hear the broadcast infiltrated by Cody catchphrases, because they've already started doing it. Benetti did how many last night because he was just warming up. But I'm telling you, I'm scared of how much Benetti's going to cost me. And the reason I went $100 with him

is because he's capable of doing all 40 in like four innings because he's a crazy person. Boog respects baseball too much. He's only going to do three or four here, so I'll give him $500. Benetti's matching every time he does it, so we've got some sort of cost control. So the issue here with the Benetti, when there is four that he played yesterday that he said, two have some controversy behind them. What?

Yeah. Wait a minute, but Boog's had some controversy behind you. I know. Boog's only done one, Roy, can you get me Boogs, please? Boog has only done one of these. and what was supposed to be, Boog's rate is $500 per catchphrase, $1,000 if he sings it.

And He-Haw-3 was $1,000 because with the Badae up, it is sung. But Boog ended up getting not $1,000 because he did it this way. You know, the plate umpire will drop his signature like, he-haw-3 or whatever. See, or whatever disrespects the bidet up. It sure does. It does.

Roy, don't. Don't look at me that way it does. Or whatever. He's scared of it. He's not respecting the game enough. He's doing or whatever is him being self-conscious of I'm doing a little joke and I'm a little scared. And I've disrespected sacred baseball. Yeah, it's an insult to the catchphrase countdown.

Look, play it again so people can hear him leak confidence at the end of that and not give you the bidet of, give you an or whatever. You know, the plate umpire will drop his signature like, he-haw, three or whatever. Put it on the poll, did Boog disrespect the Badey up? What's the controversy around the first, the two of the, four, two of the Benetti's are clean. Two of the Benetti's will recognize laugh at and love. I'm concerned now that I listen to Boogs and you guys are criticizing that one the way that you are, that all of these are going to get criticized. An ability to squeeze these catchphrases into a broadcast with any sort of natural cadence is a feat.

and to me, I have no controversy around any of them. But Tony was yelling to me. Jeremy, this is the top of the food chain on baseball broadcasting. Not now, ever. These two guys go in the ever category of this. It may be hard for us to do. Be hard for somebody who doesn't know anything about a construction business to run a construction business. Who would do that?

That'd be silly. But these are the best we've got. like these two guys, and so you're telling me I'm going to be unimpressed by the four of these? Well, Cody, how will Cody feel about the four of these? I think that, well, Cody loves everything that involves him whatsoever. So he's going to love all four. For me, there's at least two of them that we're all going to agree. Well done.

The other two, we'll see. I have a hard line, though, when it comes to people not representing correctly, what is my intellectual property. You thought the Badae up was disrespected, correct? When he says, He-Haw 3, I think you said that was worth 500, and then you heard it, and you knocked it down to 400. What was supposed to be worth $1,000, you're saying, is now just $400. Boog cost, booge cost people with ALS $600. I think we can say that.

Yes, he did. You know, the only solution here really is to, pardon me, He-Haw 3 or whatever. This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stugats podcast. This is a big day today, and I do wonder, is it going to be easy for our audience to find raise tigers and whoever it is the Cubs are playing today? Because Boog and Jason Benetti are going to pollute their broadcasts with a bunch of Greg Cody catchphrases. We do not know how many. As we continue to raise money today, Project Mainstreet.org.

Today is Lou Gehrig Day. And at one o'clock, Boog Shambi has a live auction that goes up. up with a number of great prizes. And so we're going to lead you up to all of that because Boug is trying to break a record in the amount of money that he makes as baseball actually genuflex today on behalf of this cause that Bougchambi. It's very important to Bukhambi. You can imagine, right? Not hard to imagine seeing a friend, someone you love, trapped inside their body and then walking them home all the way. You can imagine that would change you to watch that. And Boug has poured his heart into this in a way.

that's substantive and has created a giant charity, something that really does important work. So we're going to help him with that today. And he's going to help us, you know, the way he does or whatever. He's going to probably disrespect us in our show because baseball is very important and it's very serious. And it's the national pastime. And so to get a he-haw three on a broadcast is an achievement. That golden voice, a Hall of Fame baseball broadcasting voice. So it would be disrespectful to this show if he doesn't infiltrate properly catchphrases on a day he's trying to raise money for maybe the worst disease of humankind.

Correct. Okay. I think the issue is that it has to be done in the way that the author intended, right? The letter of the law. If Greg Cody says it a certain way, they got to say it a certain way. That's good, Tony. Greg will rule and tell us whether it was done sufficiently or not, correct? That's what we will do.

because I understand what it is that Zaz is doing, and you know where he just led me, right? Where he just led me is I started saying to myself, really, do we want to do the show where we compare whether it is the worst of the diseases? Oh, yeah, no, I know you already went there. Shout out to everyone in the comments section. That is already trying to come up with worst diseases.

Glad your life has led you here. That is my opinion. I do think it's worse. Okay, it may indeed be the worst, but I didn't think it appropriate. I'm sort of the managing editor here. It's a competition. It is a horrible thing because you're fully aware of what your body cannot do. it is torturous. There is a Steve Gleason documentary that made me cry basically for the entire film.

This is a horrific affliction. Okay. For those of you who do not know, because, yes, it's horrific. And just watching my brother die the last 10 months, sort of body, you know, rotting, decomposing, needing, you know, three doctors to hold them up to go to the bathroom, didn't seem as bad to me as what this disease is at the end. because you're just trapped inside. And it seems, if we're going to do comparison shopping, and I don't feel like we should,

but whatever Parkinson's is seems truly, truly terrible in terms of how slowly your entire body and soul get eaten up. But to be trapped inside your own body does seem to be a special kind of horrific. And so that's what we're bringing awareness to today and attention to because Boog watched that with one of his best friends. It crushed him and it moved him

and it changed him being around the entirety of that experience. I also want to get to seismic things in football. But is it malaria? Is it the Spanish flu? Is it rabies? Or is it bubonic plague? Greg, you've been around covering all of these. Your thoughts.

I don't like the dirty demon of debate throwing it to Greg. I want Tony, Jeremy, Sondon. somebody else, get me another angel, okay? If we're gonna, if we're gonna do this. What, the angels are gonna espouse the virtues? Hi, Dan, it's me. Of ALS. Just get me another angel.

Hi, Dan. Good to be here as the only one who really believes in this around here. What were we talking about? I was too busy doing other stuff. No, see, that's not how they, no. No, no. We don't talk about death and sickness up here, Dan. I don't know if you know that or not.

Everything's perfect. Talk about a no-win topic. to discuss is the worst as he's doing it that way. That's why he's doing it that way. There's no way to do it. You can't, I mean, somebody got, some poor fellow out there has bone cancer and he's going, what about me? You just can't win this argument.

He wanted to just make that joke. Yeah, a lot of people down here with that. I mean, there are so many great diseases throughout time. AOLS though, Mount Rushmore. let's map it out. Zaz. You know what's funniest about that, Mike? What's funniest about that is not you throwing it to Zaz

instead of having an angel just naturally argue. It's that they've put up and preview again and again. My inner monologue phase, because they can't tell the difference between that and the dirty demon in debate. They're distracting me. I'm not even staring at the same heart performance. No, they just heard this.

Yeah. Roy, do you have, the weakest of the Benetti's. I don't want, I want this to escalate. I've been gone for a while. I want this to escalate. I want the weakest of the Benetti's first. Is the weakest also the most controversial?

Would you guys say that the weakest is the most controversial? Jeremy, you listened to them. You scouted them out as the weakest, the most controversial? Does there other controversies and other ones? I think that ultimately each one of these has its own merit. I would just start in chronological order personally. Because I think the first one has... I was asking...

I know you do a different show. I want to do the show I want to do. And so what I want is the weakest of these. Roy, you decide because I'd like to know... I just want... I want to escalate here. I believe he was workshopping an angel. Why would you...

I totally saw what happened. I just need what I need here. And I didn't want... I know that none of you three were listening to me. I know. I mean, they were trying to produce on the fly. I know. Maybe we should cut some slack.

This is not the, no, no, this is not. No, no, this is not. No, this is the inner monologue. What are you doing? Roy, play what you believe to be the weakest one. So tomorrow, visit a participating Arby's location and get a free small order of early prize. Who won? You all did. First pitch, foul the way. Oh, no.

Who won? Not even close. Who won? I see what you mean. He just went who won. You can't do that. Yeah, that's it. You can't do that?

It's a desiccation. He worked it into an Arby's read. He went, who won? It was like hidden. No, it is. It's too hidden. Look, listen again. So the catchphrase, what number is, who won?

I think it was number 29. I'm doing that from memory. Wow. If you got that right. Who won was number 26. Oh, that. It was so close. Damn.

I mean, you want to update it now? Do you want to update it? I mean, I can. I'm not done ripping his version of who won. Okay, but, okay. the who won, this is not sufficient. He's got to sing it because these are worth $500. So if he does it, $500 if he does it,

and $1,000 if he does any of the ones that are meant to be sung. Did he try to get a half rate there by not singing a phrase that it needs to be sung? What happened here? So tomorrow, visit a participating RB's location and get a free small order of early fries. Who won? You all did. First pitch, foul away.

Now, to his defense, I don't think he knows the Keynes that you say it. This is a production problem. Somebody should have told him that he had to say it that way. It's not just, yes. I mean, he needed to be working with somebody. Yes, you can't just send him phrases. We've ruined this already. So tomorrow, visit a participating RB's location and get a free small order of early prize.

Who won? You all did. Discretion. All right. All right. All right. Secretion. While it is an egregious production error that nobody said to Benetti that he had to sing who won, it is a production feat.

That you guys left in all the ambient sound around a baseball game that had the mention of curly fries in it instead of just going to the phrase. Because that's one of the funniest things that's going to happen in these broadcasts today's. You're going to hear Benetti and Boot be exceptional at their jobs. Paint a tapestry. and then they're going to stick something in the middle of what they're doing, because they're just practicing here. Today's game day. They have not learned how to do this.

We need to get in Benetti's ear, and we need to tell them which of these need to be sung. But give me the second of these, and let's see. What is that one worth, by the way? $100 for a phrase, $200 for a sung phrase. According to Greg Cody, what's that worth? $50. Okay, so let's get the tally going now.

Let's get video. Please produce for me some sort of graphic board that allows me to keep a tally during the show today, and let's do this sort of telethon style. The telethon is dead, right? It's not even endangered. No, you bring it back. It's extinct, correct?

The telethon is, okay. All right, so you guys keep this tally right, because I don't trust this, because already, see, this is what happens with my money. Already, we are at $450, and look at what the tally is here. It's $2,100 on the graphic. Like, I'm not going to keep track of this, and you guys can't be trusted to keep track of this.

Predating to me. All right. You guys need to update this 1940 Microsoft graphic here so that it can tabulate correctly. On my chicken scratch, I've got Jason Benetti with a $50 for who won, according to Greg. All right, Tony, I'm putting you in charge of this. Thank you. You know, you're a hustler, and I'm afraid some of this money is going to get stolen. If Benetti or Boog want to give me a call, I will give them a private tutorial. They're very busy today.

Booge doesn't have any time today. But today is the biggest day of Boog's year. Okay. You know, get his priorities straight. You know, he's got a penalty. What about cholera? Proceed with the heliphone. $400 for the first phrase is agreed upon.

The he-ha, the flawed he-ha. It was flawed. What is the max on? A thousand. Greg, I keep explaining this to the audience, hoping you'll hear it. A thousand is the maximum. I would give him... Me maximum.

I would give him 400 for that. game. And it's $50 for Benetti. How about this one? What is this one worth? AJ preaches this since he's been here. We can't worry about that. We have to concentrate on today's game. Let's do whatever we can and fire up for this game. And it certainly seems like the Tigers have done that. Yeah, I mean, you're not going to be able to, like, in the middle of a losing streak,

go to AA and play AA teams. Like, you're not going to scrant. I actually thought he was setting up. You're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmel. I was getting excited. Yeah. Okay. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

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Stugats. Oh, it's a good call. Thank you. And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like you're not tailing it to a particular name. You know, all that jazz, you know, you don't got to do that. You're just a generic call. Up and away.

That kind of swing, that kind of thing. This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugats. The screen got cut off a little bit. I didn't hear the entire word. That's it. It's just, that's where it ended. There was, that's, that's, what's it worth? And he didn't say it in the way that you're supposed to.

Again, yet again. He made an effort, though. Is that controversial? Is that? Yeah, of course he's making an effort. We're paying him for it. He's making an effort. He forced Scranton in there.

But he didn't say it the way that you got to say it. It was close enough for me. Was it? Yeah. It wasn't for me. I heard an effort in Scranton that I did not hear in who won. Yeah, it's controversial because, again, and maybe that's on us. I don't think he knows, say, scrim.

I don't think he just thinks that he's supposed to pick him. We need to get on the phone with him before this game. In fact, I suggest you guys call him. So I suggest we try to get him on today, and I suggest we reprimand him for those two and try to get doovers or refunds or something. Like, I don't know how this works. So what did we give Benetti for this last one for the Scrant? But he's saying full. Look, Cody decides here, but I don't, I think that's, that was terrible.

No, no. You're not going to be able to, like, in the middle of a losing streak, go to AA and play AA teams. Like, you're not going to Scrant. I heard effort there. Okay. The max is 100, right? Yes. That's an $85 scrant.

Oh, dear God. That's how we're going to start doing this. Okay. He said it, 85. You're going to put video to, you're going to make this. This is going to have cents in it by the end, right? It's going to have, it's like he's going to give $44 and $33. And some Bitcoin.

There's no sense to this. No. None whatsoever. I was just gearing up for another Greg Cody. First now. We just had something happened that has never happened before. the history of the show, which is Roy played the Kauai Leonard laugh at the exact same time I was playing the Loser Game Show sound. So one of us is wrong and you guys got to decide who's

right because we played the same game. Who won? Greg or me? I can't vote for myself. Who won? You all did. You all bang. He's right about that. That's another Greg Cody. First down. Wow. Thank you, Billy. Play the third of the Benetti sounds. This is going to become messy mat. Play the third of the...

This is going to cost me so much. As Torque will stand in, oh, boy. Just a sinker that just gets away up and in. It just looks extremely bad after you've hitting four home runs. As always, driver comfort is paramount. And the Tigers have two on with one out here in the fifth. Flawlessly done. Yeah, that's great.

That's good. That's good. Fabulous. I'm going to give him a bonus. I'm going to give him 110 for that. It was very, very nicely done. Okay. All right, again, project mainstreet.org is where it is that you go. And they're going to be doing this all day.

And can I get you guys to stop producing the angel and the demon long enough to tell me how easy it is to get the raised tigers? game for people because I think Benetti's going to do this 25 times today. And I think it's going to make you want to watch Ray's Tigers. You should have wanted to watch last night. Tigers 10, 9, my beloved rays are as good as the Yankees. And they're not spending any money. They're better than the Yankees. MLB.tv.

It's $30 a month for MLB.tv. If you purchase it, you can get a free month of ESPN unlimited. What do we break a window? Can we figure out of... Out-market games. That's the way you get it. Everything's expensive. Is there not a...

Is there not a weight? If you have team over... I'm not going to last this show. This is just... It's too much. As always, driver comfort is paramount. This is a dream coming true. The only thing better would be

if Vin Scully came back from the dead and said, Very good! The only thing... The only thing. Who won. Who won? But you're not going to Scrant. You don't sing who won.

You don't sing it. You just say, who won? You don't go who won. I mean, it's like two different phrases. We'll get to A.J. Brown and Miles Garrett in a second. Get the catchphrases ready. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm always ready.

Are you going to be okay? Because when we make you laugh, it's when you cough, and that's when the problematic breathing starts, and now this is a sprint. It's a sprint. So are you going to be okay? Yeah, I'm ready. You're sure you're.

ready? I've never been readier. Hell unready. Go ahead. When I was looking at you and you were listening to Driver Comfort is Paramount, the last two weeks you've been tickled like I have rarely seen. That is ground zero of your narcissism. To hear

in a baseball game a phrase that you created that's ridiculous and has no place in the game. As always, driver comfort is paramount. In a classic baseball announcer voice. I can't make him it's going to be hard. You will make him laugh. I will bet I'll add another

thousand dollars to this that every time you hit him with that particular sound during the show, we should be on his face because it's going to be like tickling him. As always, driver comfort is paramount. He's never going to get tired of it. I'm promising you. It's perfect. Okay, let's see. Is it as good as this one?

Yandi Diaz's double. He slipped out there on the warning track in left field and then on this one coming in, hard to get the first out, dragon kicking up all kinds of dust. That is the very definition of catch-as-catch can. Okay.

I mean, it didn't make any sense his use of it. He worked it in flawlessly now. He did, but it was a little bit of a non-sequitur. I don't know. A non-sequitur? It was a great catch in the outfield. They're describing this great catch, and he says, that's the definition. That is the very definition of catch-catch-catch can.

Okay, you know what? I'm coming around. All right. You didn't know what the play was. because you were too busy in the narcissism of driver comforts. Look, I know this human being, okay? Yes. And this is as happy as he gets right here.

Why? Because me, Maximum. It is all about me. We are tickling and delighting him. It was well done in context. I take away my non-sequent. No, let's play it again and just understand that you're listening to him describing, or his partner is describing a great catch being made.

Yandi Diaz's double. slipped out there on the warning track in left field and then on this one coming in hard to get the first out dragging kicking up all kinds of dust that is the very definition of catch as catch can yeah no that's brilliant it's optimum uh... 125 dollars wow one twenty

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Like unquestionably will tickle you all show long. You gave it $10. You didn't love the catch and you gave it $25. And by the time we end up in hour two or three, you're going to be giving $200 tips. You never know. Mumpch? The dirty demon of debate did not want to step on the catchphrase.

He's never been left silent. The dirty demon of debate has never been speechless. Well, like, we went five minutes about sing-songy and getting the right tone, and he just, like, no-sold his, like, key catchphrase. He said, well, you never know. What? Because he didn't know to do it. He did that by accident.

That's the accidental comedy that is Greg Cody. He didn't do it because he didn't know he was saying it. Yes or no? Maybe. You never know. You never know. I gave you the... You never know.

He's trying really hard. And no matter what he does, I think it's a great effort. Who's this false prophet? One day I'll see him. You don't think you're not an angel. Get out of here. You belong with the other guy. Hey.

We'll get to Miles Garrett and AJ Brown in a second. I have the tabulation for Greg Cody. He gave $50 for who won? He gave $85 for Scranton. $110 for Driver Comfort is paramount. $125 for Catch's Catch Can. That's $370. Also, $410 because of $10% fee for me.

So $4.10 day. So this is going to raise a lot of money, I hope, with the audience for what Boog is doing today. Project Mainstreet.org is where you go. and it is a day-long effort. All of baseball is doing it, and we are kicking it off because there is not yet any baseball being played today. Now, you rounded up on that 10% fee, right?

11% fee. We do a credit card processing fee also. Tony, you know that moment at a party or a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks. I know it well. It's usually when I show up. Everybody goes crazy. Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it,

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It's a Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. Stugats. Here's your guide. Greg Cody. We're back in my day. Okay, here it is. Okay, here it is.

Sorry. Adultery. Oh. We are back. We're waiting for this one. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats. Zaslow, you have worked with Boog for a long time, and he gave you your first start in this career,

and when I tell you that this is the closest thing that Boog has to his heart, that this is the thing that he moves mountains to get the famous, powerful people to help with something that generally not a whole thing. whole lot of people can help with. And when you're talking about ALS, you are talking about, I don't know how many of you have gone through the gauntlet that is grief.

But this one, the watching of a friend die like this will change someone at their core to watch the soul extinguished. And so people who are living with this day to day, caretakers for these people, they need money they need help because they need help doing all of the things as their body becomes a prison. So we're asking you to support project mainstreet.org. But I just, before we get to Cody's catchphrases, I did want to ask Zaz just about his relationship with Boog because I want people to understand the humanity behind this project. Yeah, it's, I remember it was, it was a little more than 20 years ago. It was pretty early on when I started working with Boog where he had to take some time away

because he had to go to his friend's funeral. And, you know, he was, this was his childhood friend, and they noticed that their friend was starting to, you know, behave weird, and he got diagnosed with ALS. And, of course, it's a terrible, terrible way to see someone die. And so he created Project Main Street with his friends to honor their friend. And every, you know, for the first few years, I would go up, and we'd go to the benefit, you know, playing a softball game.

Mike Lowell is my double play in-field teammate. And they raise a lot of money, not for finding a cure for ALS. There is no cure. God willing, there will be one day. But it's to raise money to make people who are living with ALS be a little bit more comfortable. Because as you could imagine, it's incredibly expensive, you know, the chair and all of it. So there's some really great items here, Project Mainstreet.org. For instance, you could bid on tickets to a sold-out Noah Khan concert at Wrigley Field.

you can call play by play with Boog on Markey Sports Network. Boog has become friends with Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam. Pearl Jam signed guitar, poster, all kinds of memorabilia. So you go to projectmanethrie.org and there's some really, or you could also bid at cubs.com slash ALS auction. And there's some really incredible items. And this is a really important cause. Yeah.

So someone we love, this is their life's work. Okay. When I tell you what you will feel and see today is that Boog spends the entire year. collecting the power of baseball, all of it. Do this for me, do this for me, do this for me. These guys get asked for everything all the time, and everyone's always asking him for something. This is the day Boog goes all over baseball,

every relationship he has ever made, and it's like, I need you to do this for charity. I need you to do this for charity. And this is his biggest day, and I don't know that the day gets more attention anywhere than it does today with baseball. So help us, help Boog, with Project Mainstreet.org

we'll be giving you more information as the show goes on. But let's do your catchphrases here, and we will get to A.J. Brown and Miles Garrett. All right. The catchphrase countdown. Number 60. I'm Fullerton. Vern Fuller. 59. Where's my click? Click. 58. Hey, butterfinger. 57. Punt. 56. Scranton. 55. I'm busy in a one-arm paper hanger.

54. George up. George. 53. I'm the kind of guy that 52, ball on the jack. 51 hey hey with a monkeys baby 50 thank you billy 49 i love him like a pet 48 who made it a salad 47 we're rolling now uh 46 your brain beating me 45 let's go states 44 driver comfort is paramount 43 dummy up save up 42 catches catch can 41 doesn't make it right 40 so on and so forth 39 very good 38 the little league theory 37 nice hat asshole 36 The others, they all learn from me. 35, don't go shower and try to please me. 34, look at that jerk.

33, it's like a packing house in here. 32. What you learn? 31. He-ha, three, but a yap. 30. I'm not going to take a quiz. 29.

Sassafras. 28. Would we break a window? 27. Hello. 26. Who won? 25.

Trailers for sale of rent. 24. You got to eat a peck of dirt before you die. Three words, we are the Lobos, 22. You're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie, Parmally, 21, Rappi-Cack, 20. Another crisis solved, 19. Nice chatting with you. And now, number 18.

Hold on, this is a new one. Hold on. I think, based on just the comedy and music of that, that I want to put a money ball price for charity. going to get you guys to help me with how much this year before. If either of these two princes of broadcasting sneaks in, you're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmaly. I don't think they can do it.

And I'm asking you, what should I pay? Is that the money ball? It's the white whale. No, I told Boog, if he works at in, I'll give $1,000. All right. Well, okay, what can we get our audience to pledge here if either one of them can work in some? But there have to be, we've got to put rules on it. Like, we got it's got to be worked in totally nonsensically.

Like, it's got to be comedically well-gunned. Yeah. We're going to break down 1990s AOC East. I've got my window. Yeah. Oh, I've been waiting for this one. We are now in the top 20. The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody.

With. Is where all of these break. All of the exclusive, the exclusive, well, it's not an exclusive home, but the exclusive home of the first place you hear. these catchphrases is always the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. Yeah, thank you. And so we are now at number 19. I think this has been such a successful joke that this should have been sponsored and someone should be sponsoring the top 10. Like I really think that this has been something that is hard to do, a joke that works for months. And we're not even in the top 10 yet. And he might

that others. Yeah, it could grow. There's a rumor. Yeah, it could become a top 70. Is it? I'm my control. Our source is reporting. Sources are reporting speculation.

It's totally in your control. Not really. Literally. No, it's a tsunami. You know, it's headed to shore. As always, driver comfort is paramount. Nice hat, asshole. Yeah, no, I dare a broadcaster.

So that one, that one, that one is not possible, right? that one, no, that's a $10,000. Anything's possible. That's, okay, that's $100,000. Like what? To get, so you're saying that how much would I have to get to pay to make it worth to Benetti or Boog to say nice hat asshole on the broadcast? Match the FCC fine. Well, they're not subject to that, but they are subject to their own punishment.

That's not something that goes over the air on a Major League Baseball broadcasts. Maybe A-Hole? We'll take it. Yes. Half credit. Let it be known. We will take A-hole. No, but what should the money ball be?

What? What? I think Bernie Parmally. I think you got that right. That's going to be tough. Yeah, that, it would be unbelievable. I mean, don't go shower and sung. Like, don't go.

Look, I'd like to listen to the whole list again just to see what you guys would vote as the most impossible done correctly. Because you got to get them to sing it too, because you saw how unsatisfying Scranton and who one were, because they've got to be done correctly or you dishonor them. I love the cadence of you're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Pormley and that voice, but it is so nonsensical for any broadcast, even an NFL one, to work that in in 2026 that I think we have to give whoever executes this some grace. It really would be just as difficult to get it into an NFL broadcast. Am I wearing you out?

Should we go to the bullpen and have Roy find other times you've read these catchphrases so that we don't kill you by the post-game show today? No, I prefer to do them live. Okay, so you want to do it? All right, so you guys... Limited fake Spiro, Adidas, would like to give it a try. I got a game. You're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmali and the Jigs.

When he is done with this, we're all going to write down one of these. Your money ball. Choose your money balls here. I want to see if we've got more that are the same that are different. You're going to go to Buffalo with Mo Allie Cox. All right, ready? Yes. Number 60.

I'm Fuller and Vern Fuller. 59. Where's my click, click? 58. Hey, Butterfinger. Up. 57. Punt.

56. Scranton. 55. I'm busy in a one-arm paper hanger. 54. Georgia. Georgia. 53.

I'm the guy that 52, ball on the jack. 51. Hey, hey, where the monkeys, baby. 50. Thank you, Billy. 49. I love him like a pet. 48.

Who made it a salad? 47. We're rolling now. Oh, huh? 46, your brain beating me. 45, let's go states. 44, driver comfort is Paramount. 43, dummy up. Say bop.

42, catches, catch, can. 41, doesn't make it right. 40, so on and so forth. 39. Very good. 38, the Little League theory. 37, nice hat, asshole. 36, the others, they all learn from me.

35, don't go showering to try to please me. 34, look at that jerk. 33, it's like a part. packing house in here. 32. What you learn? 31. He-ha, three. Bada'iop. 30. I'm not going to take a quiz. 29. Sassafras. 28. Would we break a window? 27. Hello. 26. Who won? 25. Trailers for sale rent. 24. You got to eat a peck of dirt before you die. 23. Three words. We are the Lobos. 22. You're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie. Pomerly? Rappi-Cack, 20, another crisis solved.

19. Nice chatting with you. Thank you for doing that, old friend. And I say this sincerely, as someone who heard your son yesterday talking about the Greg Cote Olympics that are coming up, and he will not allow you to run 40-yard dash because you're doing it against Uncle Dick. But I will, yes. We will. So I would like at some point here to play an hour of Greg Cody just reading those so that you guys can see how much worse the hello and who won get at the end because of how tired he isn't because he can't keep his stamina up.

And if we were to do 640 today when they start raised tigers, you live broadcasting opposite that you just doing your catchphrases for an hour, by the end of that, what you will sound like is broken. Yeah. I will sound like me at the end of a 40-yard dash against my brother. All right. I want to go around the room here. Tony, what's your money ball here?

The impossible shot, the one that would be worth $2,000. I'm going to lean to number 23, and that's three words. We are the Lobos. I love that. Okay, let's find out which would make him happiest because that should be the money ball. So, Jeremy, what would you vote for here among the best? The money ball. It's definitely you're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Palmer.

I think that has a good chance, Mike. That's yours as well. Co-sign. Okay. Roy, do you have one here? Hey, hey, what a monkeys, baby. I'm with you on this. Because you've got to sing that and get them in trouble. Like, you get, the Beatles are litigious.

Well, those are the monkeys. The monkeys. That's a pretty bad mistake. Davey Jones and that's a pretty bad mistake. It's like the worst mistake in show history. Construction company guys. The Beatles are litigious. The judge would be so confused if the Beatles were suing over that.

Hey, no, we're the monkeys, man. What's the fine on that? It's a bad mistake. Just five bucks, man. It's been a long year. Hollywood change. I got you covered. You're? Rider strike.

That's the tip. Plain in the sky, pandemic. Construction company, man. Hard hat boy. Hard hat boy. I like that. Let's do this. Dance running a construction company right now. There isn't a worst person in humid.

to be heading one up. There are people running the construction company that would not say that I'm running the construction company. My wife's father was a very big and good general contractor in town, and he left an estate.

It is a very good estate, yes. But it has a business, and I don't know anything about construction. What? That's crazy. Wow, I can't believe it. And so what's happening daily to me is a little confusing because Mike likes to joke. Okay, look, I heard yesterday in the meeting Jeremy called the delicate flower. And then I thought to myself, because you guys said this this morning,

there's no one less qualified to be doing anything with a construction company than you, Dan. And I'm just staring at Jeremy. And I'm like, they think I'm worse at this than Jeremy would be? Think about how bad that is for you. Do you get me one of them no-show jobs? I get Hillary Corbyn on that. Yeah. How does the foreman look at you when you're like trying to force Stephen Colbert into the conversation? That was not meant for air.

The Colbert part? What is your money balls at? Who make a salad? Oh, wow. I believe I'm reeling right now, not from the construction company thing, from the mistake of confusing the Beatles and the monkeys. That I have, I've been disoriented since. then of how tragic a mistake that is because my mind's not right. Fabulous.

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