The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Top 5 New Nicknames For Maserati Marv | Postgame Show (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

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There's start of the day, start of the day, in this year, start of the day. Start of the day, start of the day, start of the day, and this year, start of the day, start of the day, this year, start of the day, start of the day, this year, start of the day. There are 365 days in a year, in a year. An Indianapolis

Colts cornerback Sous Gardner has not won a game in the United States in 644 days. Back to you, Dana. A lot to get to with Juju here. Before we do so, a bonus observation

for you, Zez. I do wonder how the bucks are going to feel about this given that they've lost nine of their last 11. Negative nine. They paid their Baker-Mayfield. They paid him to be their quarterback. He's got 27 fumbles. The next closest quarterback has 20, and he's got 28 interceptions.

Only Gino Smith has more. He is reckless. He makes a lot of mistakes. And in the sport, you really can't turn the ball over like that anymore. All of it is a real good timing with the new contract that he received. Juju, do you have any bonus observations to put on top of my way too many observations? Yes, sir, man. First of, NFL replay assist is a scam.

I say the whole situation. Yes, sir, salute, man. Brother, why do I have to waste my challenge to review it? But Patrick Mahones just sit over there and walk back to the bench and keep doing this and they review it on their own. I don't get this. What's the rules? Put something in place.

Jazz, what say you? Juju is so spot on. I am at the point. I have no idea when you can challenge when they do the, review and you don't have to use your challenge. I don't know what's going on with the replays anymore. They do it well in college. They do it well in college.

We're an agreement. Well, there are no coaches challenges in college. Just like the referee is going to review stuff. But in the pros, I have no idea what requires you to actually challenge. Well, but it's pretty silly, though, is it not? It's pretty silly to have this done differently in college and in the NFL, but have it obviously be better in college. It doesn't slow the games down so much that they're not doing it correctly.

in college, how could they be doing it better in college than they are in the most lucrative sports league that's ever existed in the history of earth? How is there more transparency when I'm seeing what it is that they're talking about in college than in the NFL? How is that possible?

Juju, do you have a top five list for us? Yes, sir. I definitely do, man. Salute to all my brothers and sisters and everybody who just drafted and took a chance on my brother, Maserati, Marvin, Harry, this year brother and guess what we all are losers for doing so so i got a top five list of new nicknames that we should call mazarin uh-oh you gotta be careful making fun of uh you got to be

careful making fun of him because of his dad yes sir you're the only one bringing up his dad nobody in vote i didn't say that exactly salute to my daddy too we we we ready but look number five minivan marv Warshful die. Zero. I'm talking about zeroes across the board, the Tony Snell way, man. Number four, Mitsubishi Marr. Warshful die.

You know? They're comfortable, but still not a Mazi. Number three, Mazda Mav. Walsda, Salu. Salute. Number two, Miatamar. Wardsfolda. And the number one new nickname for Maserati, Marv.

Motor scooter mire. How is it possible that he's not an impact receiver? Someone makes sense of that for me, please? Anybody? He sucks. Okay, very good. Let's update the polls at Lebitard show. I'm sorry, Dan.

I didn't want, but sometimes the best way to say it is just with two words. He's slow, though. He wasn't in college. He was faster than everybody else in college. When everybody else got faster, he got slower. that means you're not really that fast. Gus Johnson needs to wrap an arm around the shoulder and say, young fella, ha ha!

Put an arm out of it. That was, he did him dirty. At Levitard show, he did him dirty by giving him that nickname. He did him dirty. The reason why we all have this inflated sense of Marvin Harrison Jr. is because of Maserati. He was drafted in the first round. Ha, ha! At Levitart's show on the polls.

Over the middle! If you want to vote on any of the polls, you can do so at any of the polls. you can do so at any time. At Lebitard show, Jude, you update us on the polls, please. Are the Carolina Panthers okay? 80% of the audience says, yes, they are. Oh, shit.

It's calling a tight end, an old rusty truck, a compliment. 73% of the audience says, yes it is. Oh, shit. Are we still making, Todd's. 74% of the audience says, no, we are not. Oh, shit. Who's the most famous of

the Todd's? If you had to go with any Todd, because I immediately go to Breaking Bad. Oh, a fictional character. Wow. But of the famous Todd's...

Stottomeyer. Stottomweyer. I wasn't even doing sports. I'm just telling you all time. You got all-time Todd's to choose from... He stays up there just because of Kiper. Chuck? Yeah. Richard.

I was calling you a dick. How should? That's what I was doing. Mary Todd Lincoln. How should it be pronounced? A-Chane or A-Chann? 69% of the audience says A-Chann. Oh, shit.

How should it be pronounced? E-T-N or A-chan. 70% of the audience says ETN. Oh, shit. It is amazing that that happened. It is amazing. Do you realize I've been listening to NFL football for a long time? The fact that the $375 million guy is so relaxed in the booth that he just lets that fly is a little bit amazing.

It really is. And it's the most human he's ever been. And most relatable he's ever been. Like all of us had the same reaction to seeing that happen to Jaden Daniel. Oh, shit. Does anyone tune into football to watch the kicker? 79% of the audience says no and last poll show. Do you know who Rip Van Winkle is?

63% of the audience says yes and those are your pose. Oh no. What's his deal? What does he do? What do you do? He just sleeps for a long time. He's famous for sleeping. He's a striker for the Dutch.

What's he done? Thank you. Good night, everybody.