The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - VIVA MAS VEGAS DAY 2: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz LIVE from Las Vegas! Part 2

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

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time ever in a fashion that stuns me. Free drinks in Vegas. Frinks. That's the historic thing that we're going to do. No. Buddy, we don't even use free drinks. Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan. Thank you, Dan you dad no really thank you dan this I can't

believe this Billy told me Billy told me in the cabana and I was thrilled because I have found it so glorious to see my friend here happier than I've ever seen him on these videos. Yeah. As a crooner, as a Vegas act who can now say he's played Vegas musically. Yeah. The singing sports writer. How about that? How about that? Billy tells me that we have for this live studio audience. It's not for anybody at home.

You're the only ones who get this. At first time ever, a live back in my day. Sorry. But it's other than the Gramercy. Yeah, but it's a Friday. Yeah, but you know what? With the time zone change, it's like a Tuesday is a Friday. That's not how that works Well, they don't have clocks. I don't have clocks. They get casinos to disorient you so yeah, it's the rear front And it feels like a Tuesday correct. Yeah, that's you get it. That's why we're here right? What is the subject matter? That's Vegas spoiler alert. Oh, right? Here's your guy. Shut up imaging back in my day I'm gonna say it point blank the old Vegas was better. Oh

This used to be an exotic destination with a real mystique because it was the only place in America to legally bet on sport You felt a little naughty coming here daring. I preferred the sad Vegas I don't need the Bellagio dancing fountains or the sphere with its immersive entertainment. Don't need the Super Bowl or all the sports teams here now. Don't need the Gaudi win casino or an Adele residency at Caesars or a hotel that looks like a Dorito chipper of Anishin Gondola ride. I want to ride back to the Vegas of Yor when Frank and Dean and Sammy played the smoke-filled Cobra Room at the Sands, Frank under a sharp crete fedora, Dino with a scotch and one paw and a lit cigarette and the other, Sammy snapping his fingers

even when there was no music. I want the derelict splendor of the castaways, the dunes and the Riviera. I want it all, you can eat buffet for $3.95. Diverticulitis be damned! My own trio, the He-Haul 3, we played Vegas concurrent with the Rat Pack, but we weren't as big as the Gag Pack, but we had our following. We invented the Vegas residency back then.

We did a two-week run at the old Howard Johnson Motor Lodge and Casino off Old Fremont even bigger than that we were the opening act for a while for Saul Anka Paul's bitter older brother I want that Vegas back the old Vegas with the wood paneled room where octogenarian women and dolly parton wigs slwn to a 960 pound Elvis impersonator who'd never let this bar go longer. Breathe. Yes, yes, yes. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's it, look, hold on, hold on.

This is extra time. Half time of the back of my day. Half time. Thank you. Okay, that was... I was legitimately scared there for a second. Look, that's a long time to be alone at a microphone reading. Thank you.

You were doing it very well. Let's take a break. Your stamina, your writing is excellent. Let's slow it down, slow it down so that we can enjoy every word of this. No one's ever gotten this. You are the first. Like, let's go. Carry him home.

Carry him home. Thank you. On the West Coast, most are sure it's late. On a Friday. Okay. I want the old school slot machines where all you needed was three sevens or cherries and you didn't push a button, you had tactile involvement. Yes.

Pulling the black ball knob down so that it felt like you were losing money slower. The drive-thru chapels. Now that's an old Vegas fixture that's still around because nothing conveys your serious about your commitment like a quick wedding ceremony played for laughs. Speaking of marriage, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. It used to be true. It was the adulterous capital. A man could bring his second family here. I never had a problem. That was before smartphones made every guy two tables over a potential black male photographer.

Bring back old, sad Vegas. Bring back the coparoon at the sands. Ashew the slots button for the black knob. And get rid of smartphones and give me back my privacy. I'm Greg Cody and that's how it was back in my day. Yeah! Look at that! Proud of a lion, folks.

What a bot! Boy! How about this? Thank you, Greg. Thank you, all. Thank you, Greg. I love you all. Thank you.

I lost my voice. Who needs me? Okay. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure. I am you all. Thank you. I lost my voice. Who needs me? Okay. I am pretty sure. I am pretty sure.

Greg Cody thinks he now has a future career in Vegas as a crooner and writing entertainer and an act that can do many things. I'll tell you what, thank you for bringing up the pride of a lion. That's not what he did. Oh, oh he didn he didn't okay because you know this book it's cheaper than suga's book it has a right it's written by an actual writer yeah you know I mean you know quasi the lion writes better than suga stuff and that you know so I don't know nothing I love you two gods but you know this is an actual book please go out and buy it because ron mcgill needs the money okay

i i i i need to get a lot of some help from the group this might not be the best time to do it why is the guy with the sign back i love that guy he doesn't even have the mcgill sign up right yes expel him don't put them up no you're you're you're ruining so many shots yes like yes what a wonderful sign. Look, we've got to do better as a crowd. This person can't just keep getting back

into good position. It's a beautifully crafted sign. There needs to be a punishment. But the thing that I wanted to sink into for a second is that I'm pretty sure I now have beef with Wu Tang. Oh, boy. Woof. Well Well you're talking to a member here so you can... Yeah, honor I remember. Yeah. I'm waiting for those Wu Tang honorary member residual checks. Okay. Can we relive for a second? Just I really suffered this. Are you

sure you want to? Do we have to? Yes. Well here's why. It was going so well. I know. Well because there were two things that happened after the bad thing that happened that embarrassed me that makes me think it is now elevated to beef hmm So I'm I was the interviewer I was scared of for seven days because I'm told they may or may not come all seven of them and then six of them arrived But I've had memorized who the seven are and I don't know a couple of them and mathematics isn't an, and he's not a member of Wu Tang, but he'll also be there. And then we start the interview and I ask you God a question

without realizing that you God is not there. Wolf. Yeah, that was tough. That was tough to bounce back from. That's right. And you took it like a champ to. I didn't bounce back from it. No, you didn't. I did not. I stank into my chair.

And then you called Lucy Iowa. Yeah, you totally got my name. I accused... I can't change my nickname. Wayne Newton of having a surgically altered face. That was great. Whoa! Left field, too.

No, you didn't accuse him. Oh, there you. You said I accused him of that. Mike says he clearly dyes his hair. And then Dan goes, you know what? Mike, you're right. He does do work on his face. You called him a compiler also.

He's 81 and he looks great. He did do that, Billy. You're right. That was crazy. Wayne was waiting right here. That was Billy, though, wasn't it? Someone said compiler right before Wayne. That was Billy.

That was this guy over here. Billy said it was false. Probably a beef with Wayne sooner than I think about it because he comes up on stage and I say 165 albums and Billy says compiler privately in our headsets 50,000 shows. So understand. So I'm told Ghostface is coming, but I don't think Ghostface was there. I have Rayquan's photo, but he has a beard and it doesn't look like I remember these guys from 30 years ago and so after we've had this shame I feel terrible one of the members of Mute comes up to me shakes my hand and says what's my name whoa oh my we've done the interview now you gotta keep mine I couldn't hear what

they were saying we had tech issues I couldn't hear what they were saying we had tech issues I didn't hear the first hour Excuse us It really does it sounds like you're cracking up the excuse me. Yeah, no, of course I am but again I'm now shaking hands with a member of Wu Tang I disrespected both you god and all of them because I can't tell you got apart from master You got it wrong because I can't tell you got apart from master. You got it wrong. That's the killer.

That's correct. And he says to me, what's my name? And I'm sitting in the handshake. He lets the silence sit there for 10 seconds. And what do you do if you're me there? Like what? Turn around and run. I don't know his name.

You hit him with your dad, eh? The poppy. Eh? Dan, I feel like you're just leaning like, you know, your name. And then you hit him in the back and you keep it moving. Yeah. There you go. Or what do I need to tell you? Or you go a man who needs no introduction. Yeah. Right. Iowa.

The Hawkeyes. So he says, Capodana to me. I should have known that he wasn't on the list. He wasn't any of the seven names I had memorized. It was a surprise entrant in the womb. But you God was not there. You're already rattled. I'm falling apart because I was supposed to come out with a joke and my mic didn't work.

That man had a tube of toothpaste in his hand. That was weird. It was crazy because Dan we did the Dan walk out with the mic working 42 times the day before it was the only thing we rehearse Yeah And so I come out to a big circus show the biggest we've ever done and the first step out of the gate is Mike doesn't work Yeah, you know it's funny That's always the only part that the microphone catches. My mic's not working.

It'd be a great time while you say that for the mic to actually not be working. But no, we caught that part when it was abundantly clear that it wasn't working, but just to reinforce it. The only thing that you hear pristine audio wise is Dan saying, this isn't working. My question to you all, I've got this right. I'm not, not interpreting the language correctly. What's my name as a question begins beef. Does it not? Yeah, it does. If it's going to make me sit in it and I don't know your name.

I think the polite answer is I'm not going to take a quiz. That is your move. That is move. I think the polite answer is I'm not going to take a quiz. That is your move. That's his move. This is it. Any time I ask my dad who any baseball player is this, he's just like, I'm not taking a quiz. Unless he knows the answer, then he will take a quiz. Now you have your way out, dude. What have you observed from your father this week?

Because it has made me truly joyous to see you see him this happy. It's the happiest I've ever seen a mentor and friend because he gets to perform these cheesy acts in Vegas. He's been living out. You've been living out a dream. Have you not? This has been a dream come true for you this week. Legitimately has been cool for me. I know I'm going to do the zany stuff, but it's been super all of this has been super cool this week hanging out with all the crew and what's happening right now. This is just a whole new mind.

Thank you. Platitude. Yeah. And you're better at this than I am. I started feeling something in my stomach. I was like, what is that feeling? I think it's the tequila shots I had with. Let's shake out of this perfor party.

Are those feelings that I started getting there? That was weird, dude. I just had a moment. It's all right. There's going to be Tums people here later. We'll meet you up. Oh, God, I love some Tums. This is going to be Bloody Mary people here later as well.

You know, this week, this week, this feels like a week in Vegas because, you know, I haven't lost anyone yet. Listen, this has been a really special way. I've done a lot in my life. I have to say I've written a book, The Pride of a Lion with Ron DeVille, a lot of kawase growing up at Zoo Miami. I'm a baseball hall of fame voter. I'm an eight time PFI champion. I'm a league bowler. Okay, I'm a league bowler. So I've done a lot in my life. But to be able to say legitimately now that, yeah, I performed live in Vegas. It's just a thrill.

You know, it is. I'm not even being facetious. Like, I'm not even playing that for a laugh. It's just cool. You know, it's a cheap thrill. So, thank you all for making it happen. You guys are the greatest. You guys, these fans, your show fans are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest.

You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys are the greatest. You guys, these fans, your show fans are the greatest. I spoke to a lot of you yesterday after the show.

Some of the stories you guys tell about how much this show means to you. It really, you know, I got emotional several times talking to a lot of you. And I'm not even lying. It's, it's, you guys are special and we appreciate it. Thank you. I didn't get that. They just yelled foot at me. OK. They just had heaters with me. It's uncomfortable to be in that emotional skin showing gratitude for people who would. I didn't like it. It was a little love.

Talk to all of you when this is over and hopefully I get to hear your stories. But try to keep them under 30 seconds though. No that never happens. It is ass dance. You guys got to keep it under 30 seconds. It's all up to them.

Dan's got a long line guys. Come on. Yeah. Make it quick. I'll tell you why. It's a long line and I hope to shake all of your hands and take pictures with you. I do not take for granted that many of you fly in from places in this streaming economy when you can have any entertainment because you'd catch us

wherever we go. And not everybody gets that and so we're happy to perform for you even though this is wildly uncomfortable for me and many of you will also tell me from this most intimate of space that we brought you through a dark time and you now do that for me who has lost his brother and needs the laughter here so that I can feel better about the silliness that we do every day. So thank you genuinely. Are we going to do Super Bowl predictions today? Oh, we are. Yep. Because it's Friday and we did the thing.

We broke my frustrated. We haven't talked about the game enough. We'll get to the game. I have my top five Vegas acts if anyone's interested. Oh, that's that's a way to cut through the emotion. Thank you. Oh, well, I, Mike. Cheating.

Oh, well, I should be Dan acting like he knew the names of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan yesterday. Number five. Cheating. Dead and Company. Number four. Snorting cocaine. Number three.

The act of adultery. It's the same as cheating. Oh, there's no other different types of cheating, Dan. We went over this. Number two, Eric Sander and Winston. It's the cheating in adultery. And number one, Greg Coat and the He-Haul Three. Yeah!

Wow, ahead of Wayne Newton. That's terrific. Thank you so much. Well learned. Does anyone have any good Greg Coatie stories from the week before we get out of here with him before he leaves? We were at a bar last night. Mike was doing a DJ set and he and Yeti had to leave because Greg had to get home early

because he needed to rest his voice. Well, Yeti told Greg, we're leaving right now. You need to protect your voice. Somehow they didn't care about Jeremy. They were like, Jeremy, you can stay. Right. So we were walking back on Freeman under there. What's that big thing on everything's lit up?

It's like a cavalcade. What's that called? You'll find it. Feature at Freeman. Yeah, that thing. LED. And those three guys in the pool earlier today without the shirts like the buff guys that you guys were referring to Those I swear are the three half naked cowboys on Fremont those guys back there today

Is is any am I right? Did anybody see that? They're the same guy, right? They're the same guys Okay, I just wanted to give them to people put their thumb up Like I don't think that's any kind of confirmation. Yeah, there's crazy people on that prom For the best stories from Greg Cody is a topless none Stories not told by Greg Cody about Greg Cody. Yeah, we get him out of here a couple but I'm not telling them him out of here. I have a couple but I'm not telling him. Baby! That's my guy. You know what I'm saying? We don't. No, I'm caught. You know what? I hadn't left the hotel until last night. I'm a very quiet man. Yes. You know, I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife despite that gratuitous line in back in my day that I wrote. You know, I wish you were here my wife. I really miss her. No, I don't. That's the thing about might be in marriage you know you're not

allowed to say i don't miss my wife i've been gone two days i've been gone long enough to miss my wife i'm sorry i call her i'm gonna follow her for thirty seconds you know what am i gonna say? alright we'll see ya alright and then you know i'm gonna see her in two days i was jumping Charlie, good. And that's it. That kind of thing.

Exactly. That kind of thing. So you miss her or you don't miss her? But, hey, mind. Oh, I miss her, you know, I wish you were here, you know, but no, I mean, come on. Yeah, no. I've been married for like 40 years, 43 years, why?

I'm allowed to be away from my wife. And you know what? She doesn't miss me, I guarantee you that. I guarantee you that. It's a break for her. She's on vacation without me there. You kidding me? And you know it.

Baby, and you know it. And you know it. Baby, and you know it. And you know it. Baby, and you know it. That kind of thing. Bab That's a kind of thing, baby That's a kind of thing, baby It doesn't go as well, that kind of thing, champ

You did it I know, I got a thing Caratop, next Start spreading the news, NFCM Day Offensive players of the week The Moorman and Italian in New York, New York. Wilson's soaking with a mom, just the tip Tommy DeVito's the man, forget about it These offensive lines, protecting all day They'll actually get some passes off In old New York

If they can't make it there They'll make it anywhere Gabba Cool New York New York Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Let's give it up for JuJu Connie Salute to my dog Jeremy Tashay dog, I love you brother Also give it up for JuJu Connie! Salute to my dawg Jeremy Tashay. I love you brother.

Also give it up for Yedda Blonde man. That boy be putting in work for these songs brother. Gabbago New York, New York God damn it. We got some more trivia to get to. But first before we do that, all of y'all head over to the Tom's owner lounge. The Tom to Tom's home. Tom's over here with my's owner lounge. The Tom to Tom's home. Tom's over here with my dog Lucy. Look at her. Fresh in here. Give Lucy a round of applause. You know what I

mean? They're gonna be open today from uh what at the Bites casino from 12 noon to 6 p.m. today. They could have seen me a long time ago. They just sent it to me. So I'm reading it off my phone. You'll be able to play free games and win exclusive prizes even simple. Whoa everyone. y'all ain't got a simple nobody's taste if y'all don't want to. But check out my sister Lucy and come over here ASAP man. Check her out. They're gonna be here for 12 to 6. You did me. Now the first concession. You did. What's your name? My sister with the bubble coat. Hey, you talking about? Katherine? Katherine, where you from? Seattle.

Your breath don't stink. Hey, I got a couple questions for you. To test your knowledge of the show, ma'am. Anything you want to get off your chest while you up here? Kyle, love you. Hey, Kyle. Mystery crate. Mystery crate every Friday. Every Friday you did with Mike Fuentes right here in the orange hat.

You dig it. All right. What color is Billie's favorite hoodie? It dirty as hell too much to do if you smell on it. Gray? Gray? Gray. Ah, incorrect.

If you feel me, what's the correct answer? A bit doubt. It's red. If we're gonna get you another chance to redome yourself. Redome yourself, hey, you talking about. Stugots is always there, but also never there. A riddle for her ass. True.

That ain't no damn true. It's a call to lacrosse myths for ladies and gentlemen. She's too strike-seeing. Do not strike out, man. At least file, tip this off to the side. What, oh, now I gotta give you that one. What animal is Ron McGill's favorite animal? Security, get his ass up outta here.

What, is it a cougar shirt? My boy got on some, don't do that, I ain't no sketch. All right. An eagle. It's a heartbeat eagle. We have no losers here. You still winning the prize. Salute to these ladies. Give her a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.

Please give her a round of applause because she got all her questions wrong. You did. Salute to my dog. What's up, my brother? Hey. What's your name, brother? You did. So little to my doubt. What's up my brother? Hey, tell me about it.

Yes sir. How we doing? What's your name brother? David Liu. David Liu, who you want to shout out today? Shout out Brooke and the circuit team. You got to know Brooke. You got to know you shout out the circuit team.

Much love everywhere you go. You got to know it. So I got a question for you. What celebrity do we always call when asking Dan's favorite color? Tim Kirchin? Absolutely not. Scryte one down.

Do anybody out watch this show? Rick Springfield, that damn it. I got another one. What is Roy's favorite response on Twitter? Your mama. Hey! Salute to my daughter, Roy. You did the hockey show is popping right now.

Him and David Dork. All righty. Name three of Jessica's Montana's favorite teams. Bears. Notre Dame. Notre Dame what? Fighting Irish. Hold on, security.

Get this mother. I'm finna kick your ass. Get him outta here. Ain't no cheating over here, man. And the Clemson Tigers. You got them right, brother. Yes, give him, give this man a round of applause. Man, get the hell up outta here, man.

Appreciate your time, brother. Let's go, brother. Yes, sir. We got no more contestants. We ain't got no more damn contestants. So I'm gonna thank all y'all myself. I appreciate all y'all for your time and your energy. Dan appreciates you more than anything. He tell all of us too damn much. But y'all thank you so much man. Back to the show. Quality sleep can help boost your reaction time, recovery time and performance. That's

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Boom. Stugats. Such a lane for you. Just everything in college football is awesome. Any single thing that happens, she gets deliriously happy about. Don't you miss viewing sports through that prism though? Like I'm envious of Lucy.

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only one talks so that doesn't count. That doesn't count. He know Penn and Teller have been long, but only one talks. So that doesn't count. That doesn't count. He's standing. That's a good dig, right? He's just standing there. Do nothing. Show up. Dress up. I come here, man. Oh, yeah. StuGuySpokes.com, everyone. Thank you. $29.99. The Luxor Hotel is where you've been. You've seen Vegas change a lot. Yes. Yes. But I don't want to ask you about that. What I want to hotel is where you've been you've seen Vegas change a lot yes But I don't want to ask you about that what I want to do is condemn you condemn you had a great cut I had a great I had a great comeback for that one Not too late. No, you didn't want to See that's seen the growth. I've seen the growth of Vegas

You know you go to check in your room to say your room's not ready They said you cleaning in it said no, we're building it see that would have been a great comeback if you'd set it up right already for it really care about it right this is the last interview I'm dead this is what I'm mad about I'm gonna share an intimacy with the audience here and a little bit of a betrayal okay this is my friend I love him he's wildly talented you should see a show he is a whore who is given the best of his comedy to seventy radio stations around the world on radio row the last two days

and what we get is the broken remains of the business who has no voice left comes and gives me the crumbs of his comedy because he's too busy talking to minnesota well it was big it was e-s-p-n's all these big stations. How do you say no to that? Boom. God damn. You know, yeah, you know, I love you. You know, I love you. I'm just kidding. But yeah,

it was fun. No, it was fun. I've been looking for a ticket too. I don't have a ticket for the games. I'll be trying to get a ticket. So you were doing 70 years? This is my last, my last, my last attempt to get a ticket. You're hoping we have one for you. You think we have one? You do have one? No, well, if I may explain here, just so that you know what this person is in Vegas, many years ago Guns N' Roses was opening some giant thing here, and we did not, he did not have

any tickets, and he said his ID was his face. And then we pulled into the biggest show in town and he parked where he wanted to and went everywhere with his face. And now he can't get a Super Bowl ticket because Las Vegas has gotten so big that he can't even get in the room with the NFL because they don't respect Vegas the way they need to. I should probably call Guns and Roses and see if they can get me into it. I got into Guns and Roses.

I took you with me. You haven't gotten tickets. How can you not get tickets in this city? I don't know. People ask this is a mysterious question. I don't know. But I'm trying, right? I mean, I was going to ask the commissioner yesterday,

but I thought that was odd. He was like, how are you? I was like, I need a ticket. So you're not going to get into the game? I'm a whore, but not that kind of a whore. Vegas is going to come into your city, and you, a Vegas legend, isn a whore, not a whore, but not that kind of a whore. Vegas is gonna come into your city and you, a Vegas legend, isn't going to be able to get into the game.

I might, yeah, it's not over yet. We have another day. But it disrespects you. There are some shows that have viewerships that are probably, you know, that, I'm not talking about you. Some of the ones that I've done that are working on it, we got a couple of people working on it.

It disrespects you to not get you a ticket does it not yeah yes very sad right now I know I'm very sad I am broken I have no voice left and this is it what have you been doing by a freezing pool this is a great gig by the way all the side with heat and that all they're bringing you tea and cookies we're trying to do it different than radio We're trying to do it different than radio We're trying to do it with carrot. I find out why miss. He's already been having sex He's just fucking nasty nester. He's going over here and then he comes and gives me the crumbs of this Yeah, but they're good crumbs. They're good crumbs. I love the crumbs of like a chip bag when you like tilt

Back to you, Daniel. What's wrong with having sex with radio robot the way carrot up on bratty event. Yeah, thank you It's a good sex. Huh? Was it good sex? It was great. I was involved. It was great. I'm Great and bad I come every time It was great. I'm great and bad. I come every time. That's how I look at it. There you go. And I drink smart water.

You're performing at the Luxor. Six out of seven now. I'm with Wu Tang. I miss Wu Tang apparently. I miss Wu Tang in Wayne Newton. How would that happen? That's an excellent question. Well, that was yesterday. You missed.

Oh, I thought there was today. I thought, okay. How would I had to go, by the way? Awkwardly. I asked a question of you God and you God wasn't there. Oh, no, I've done that with, oh God, I've done that. I called, I called new kids on the block backstreet boys. Like right in front of me. So, oh my God, I was trying to get your show tonight. And they said, what show? And I said,

you had a show at the, at the Manila Bay. And they said, no. I said, yeah, I was going and they got my, my assistants like, dude's wrong band. Like, Oh my God. But they were like, cool man. Yeah, next time they didn't even correct me. They were like, yeah next time See your assistant's name is Jeff. Yeah, he's sitting right down there. He's Jeff porno Jeff porch porch porno Jeff My man fist me hey Jeff How was that porno Jeff? Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Porn. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Porn.

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Porn. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Porn. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Porn. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. Porn.

Why is he Porn-o, Jeff? I think he used to work in porn. Oh. But not behind the scenes. Not yet. He wasn't, yeah, he was wrapping up rings and chipping them. He wasn't, he wasn't yeah, he was he was wrapping up rings and shipping him. He wasn't he wasn't wearing him Creatively how how is it that you do the same act for 30 years comedy changes a lot you get

Other comedians like to look down on the prop comic who's like for 30 years in Vegas like and now it's more competitive than ever Younger people and you're still doing it. How do you do it six out of seven nights a week without your stamina just drying up? No, no, I you know it's a fun it's a fun job. I mean you get and you get there's so much you could there every day is a new topic. I mean you can't not come up with new jokes, you know. Trump, right? And Trump, we just read both teams are red. How do you do both teams are red? I made red. No one made red. This is this is Trump with a cold, by the way, with no voice. Trump is fucking on radio.

No president's had red. I made red. I made water. No one's ever watered before I was president. Yeah, you just come up with Joe. You know, it's easy to come up with a topic and do it. it, you know, they're gonna put 70,000 people in the stadium for the suit, both 70,000 people with only one usher. How do you do that? How do you, how do you get, how do you do that? This is a week, a joke for one day. And that's a good joke.

That way. How many other people got it on radio? Right. Right. I've been working on my craft. I'm like, I did. You made the usher joke last. I got here. I got it all polished up for you.

That had to be like the 36th time he said that joke in the last 24 hours. Give me a number. Number one. How many times? Number of times you made that joke. How many times have I done that bit? Yes. Oh, this week? Yes. Last two days. Yes. Well, it's a week. It's a week.

It's only funny for the last two days. So I probably, I probably did it 70 times. But I executed it really good that time. I really did. The best I've ever done it. But yeah. Then yeah, you just throw in a little bit of this. You know, ones that are good for this week, you know, topical, right? I would love your Trump for the next three minutes. Okay. Just three minutes. I can do it all day.

I can do it all. I am him. I am. You have, totally. You have the things to put through the water. There's all this. Just sit forward though. You have a big support. There's a funny sit forward though. You got a good board. Your idea as he does his 250th consecutive show.

I love this. Just carry the next three minutes. This is a time for you to negotiate my friend. And you'll do it for three minutes. If he gets you a Super Bowl ticket. Okay. All right. Go.

All right. Okay. Three minute routine. And they'll love it. With Trump? If, if, I mean and somehow if if it meets with audience approval Then I have to figure out a way to get you a Super Bowl ticket because You should be in the Super Bowl, but it's got to be like I Mean three minutes of improv you're free styling. Oh god, you're free styling on Trump. That's a lot of pressure

I don't even know if you want it. I don't I don't see I wouldn't want it I wouldn't I I could think of a story, but I gotta do it by Trump a yeah by Trump Mm-hmm. Well, what's the deal Stu got to negotiate the terms? Well, it's three wall He gets a Super Bowl ticket on Dan you have to do Trump for three minutes Trump for three minutes. Just. Two minutes. I mean, he's worked. Down to a pro bowl ticket at this point. Thanks to Ponder.

Just in case we wanted to have it. So I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play, right? Okay. Started to do Trump like this. You could do a character. I'm gonna play. And I sit next to this. This is I sit next to this. This guy, right? And our planes delayed, right? Horrible to Trump unless you just do that. Trump's, Trump's only funny for like, that's it.

You know, this is such a bad spot. We put it after. Yeah, but this is just, we think everybody would assume that's a lie. For that, you know, I made, you know, I made this whole joke. This whole joke was me. So I was at a place. It's hard to do. See, I was going to talk about was I like pussy.

That's what I was going to talk about. That was my whole plan to wear this shirt and said like pussy. And then you were going to give me a ticket. But it's harder now. If I can if I can if I can intertwine the Wu Tang and Wayne knew into the story But I feel like if you hadn't been radio wrote for two straight days. I would have gotten Good

I would have gotten maximum carrot top who's not broken by the week because vacus is broken you the way that it's broken him You're done. Yeah, but I think if I got here the first day, I wouldn't have had that that big powerful joke about usher, you know. I wouldn't have evolved into that beautiful routine. Go see his show at the Luxor. I'm going tonight, by the way. I'm going tonight if anybody wants to go. I should tell you. If anybody needs a ticket to my show, I'll get you one. I'll get you one. I should tell the audience as well, the many of you remember, kicked Colin Cowherd's ass. I did seven straight weeks. The longest run we had best ever beaten by Chris Jericho.

He had no chance. He had seven straight weeks. He beat Colin Cowherd. Kara Top, thank you, sir. Appreciate it. Thanks everybody for a beautiful fun time. Kara Top, Kara, carrot, top. Oh, carrot.

20 more seconds. 20 more seconds. Thanks to Ponder. Thanks to Ponder. 20 more seconds. Oh, the play. Christian Ponder. Yes, he.

How is the things Ponder will fall already and rerun? We'll be back to close things up. Next. Good at running curls, but when his hammy got a tear He saw Fouca standing there, his play diminished Hostile takeover Nakuwa hopped into the car McFay has maybe found a star and then met Stafford Group Him 25 and 2 Oh, there's a brand new kid in town

Out of BYU, they call him Puka Puka, Nakuwa Kidding town out of BYU, they call him Kuka Kuka Nakua His quarterback is not named Tuwa Yeah, he is Kuka Kuka Nakua Fantasy assassin, it's the time to cash in Yeah, it's Kuka

Don't need the gloves. Don't need the gloves. It's too cold, don't need the gloves. Too cold, don't need the gloves. Greg Cody! The four greatest words in the English language. Cody! Do you want to get another McRib? Making the eight greatest words, the legend returns. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.

For a limited time at participating restaurants in Canada. The Dan Lebatard Show with Stugots is brought to you by Bear Aspirant, the official sponsor of Fans Hearts. Dan Lebatard! I actually thought you looked kinda good. Stugots! Thank you. I had the beards grown out a little bit.

I got a little life in my face. I feel like little tan Colorado, San Francisco. Great time. You got life on your face. You got death on your face. I think you got 40 to life on your face. This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugas. Without getting too aggressively grateful here, I will just tell you that the endeavor

of bringing this spaceship up and making it look like this requires the help of a lot of people. Circa, everyone needs to stay here. Everyone needs to stay here. Everyone needs to stay here. Nobody had a better setup than us in this entire Super Bowl week. And that's ridiculous to say. We're just a sports writer and some Miami nonsense.

Chris Cody wants to thank some people though for us. Well. Because he felt a feeling earlier. Well, I think I want to thank you for the first time. He wants to express it. Well, no, I think we've thanked our audience and we're going to thank you guys the first time. I want to express it. Well, no, I think we've thanked our audience, and we're going to thank you guys afterwards when we talk to you.

But we really do need to thank our crew here because of what you're seeing here. And there's no time. There's literally dozens and dozens of people. And I mean this sincerely. So we are going to just all turn on our mics, and we're all going to thank them. Start naming names.

It's the only way to get all the names said. So on the count three, we're gonna just take five seconds and thank our entire crew and you guys just appease us. Okay? This is his worst idea since purring for purring. No, this works. All right.

One, two, three. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny.

Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. Jenny. gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you.

I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. I'm gonna throw it to you. Jeff King, Jeff King, Jeff King, Jeff King, Jeff King. Jeff's important. There we nailed it. Thank you guys.

He mentioned Jeff King. I don't know if I can throw it to Jeremy, but Jeremy is mad at He-Haul 3. There's a problem. There's beef. He-Haul 3 is already in trouble of some sort. Jeremy, thank you for all your work. You never got introduced.

You were pantomiming playing instruments earlier. I don't think you were actually playing any of them. You're a very talented person who has been engulfed by this, this team of people who don't think you're that talented and you're full of yourself. Thank you. Why, uh, that's enough, Jeremy. Why, why are you beefing with the other members of He Ha 3? Well, they're both named Greg and I feel like their Gregdom has been really excluding me. They seem to only want to talk about the Greg Cody show with Greg Cody. They say Greg Greg Greg over and over again. We have a certain soloist who only wants to be the center of attention complaining the music That's okay. We can let everybody behind the curtain, but yeah, it's just a little bit of tension And I think I might have to go as a solo active. Oh, okay, I sat

I will do this begrudgingly because Stu gots has and I love him and I've loved him for 20 years He loves this event I hate this event the fact that we're out here is a great joy to me to be able to see him dominate Radio row and as an honor to him right now, the last nine minutes of this emotional week for us, we are going to talk football. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Wow. I mean, the NFL honors were last night. We haven't talked about Lamar Jackson winning

the MVP. I mean, I was very upset about Lamar Jackson winning the MVP. Roy was very upset about Lamar Jackson winning the MVP. Yeah. No, I'm upset because he wasn't unanimous. Aaron Schyde's placed him third. I'm fired. Third. Who do you have first and second?

You saw that AMC championship game, and your takeaway was, oh, this is easily the best. Oh, yeah. Wait a second. I'm not sure what's going on there. Can we talk about this is an amazing football game. Mina was talking yesterday at her live podcast and I do love the build up to one big event.

It's a pop culture epicenter. You have commercialism. You have media. You got usher in the middle of all of it. And you've got also a rematch of a previous Super Bowl with two Really good teams that have been doubted for totally different reasons and the line is super tiny I don't know who's actually going to win it and every year I keep thinking it's not gonna get any bigger than it was remember Dana White and Mark Cuban everyone said said that this wasn't going to get

bigger than it was. And that was 10 years ago. And somehow with the little help of a pop star, it's exploded to the biggest it's ever been. Every passing day, pro football in this country and now across the globe, as there's a week one in Brazil with the Philadelphia Eagles, this is immense. But also it's a really good game. And I don't know who wins it. I was, I, I, this is the way I do it, Mike. I will tell you who's going to win this game. Okay. Game for your life.

Patrick Mahomes or Brock Purdy, because I am not betting against the Chiefs again. I've gone against the chiefs the entire time. I have been wrong the entire time for two years. I have been wrong on this Kansas City chiefs team. I am not going against Patrick. Wait, two years. I mean, Alex Smith take is much older than two years. Five years. I've been wrong about this Kansas City chiefs team. Loud wrong.

Dan, do you have opinions about this football game? When you say this, I think it's funny what you say when you say, I don't know who's going to win, because as we all know, Mike Ryan knows everything. It must be shocking that he doesn't know that this time he doesn't know who's going to win. Most games I know exactly who's going to win. Every other game outside of this. Well, a lot of the Dolphin games this year, I mean, we kind of know. One of the people I should thank before we get out of here,

executive producer for many, many, many, many years. This is his last show. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Mike. So, but to answer your question, because Mike wants to keep it moving.

I asked this to Mina yesterday. I'm like, because I was like, well, let's keep it moving. I asked this to Mina yesterday. I'm like, because Mina knows more than everybody, but you don't know what's going to happen in a football game. Weird things happen. I expect Brock Purdy and the 49ers to be better than Kansas City, but I fear Patrick Mahomes because you don't bet against that dude. The game for your life thing really shook me. Yeah.

Because I was leading SF. But for all we know about football, we're still in the place, well, I like this quarterback better than that quarterback, even though three weeks ago, I kind of thought like he did, there's no way Kansas City wins any football games this postseason.

Like that was three weeks ago, he was having the take of, I want Kansas City in my stadium. And now you're fearing them again. The great ones, the Brady's, that's what they do to you, where you reduce it to his team's not as good, but he beats you anyway. Like, to me, that puts more pressure on him than Taylor Swift or anybody else this week.

Wait a second, you agree with me? Jesus. We were all doubting Kansas City. Who wasn't doubting Kansas City? I mean, if we're doing this thing based off of recent form, I can understand why a lot of people and the public are backing Kansas city because it's not every day you make it to the Super Bowl without playing your best football in San Francisco has not looked good really for several weeks. I think everyone's still carrying that Monday night performance with them when they're trying to evaluate these quarterbacks. And now I'm just, oh, I'm gambling again. So I'm in everything.

I know all about the four string linebacker for Kansas City now. I don't know what you're talking about, but the Duke knows. Bill Barnwell's X Factor. The Duke knows. The Duke is the nation's fourth, the, no, international. What is gonna happen in this football game?

Ooh, predictions. I thought the teams were going to stop the 49ers. That a boy. 17 points, at least. Sorry, Shanahan's. Blah, blah, blah. Jessica, Lucy, predictions. We're doing it.

I'm surprised you made it. It was actually great. It was great because we gave our predictions. predictions We gave our predictions we did a Dan you missed out on a lot of good content from radio row We all gave our predictions Lucy. What was yours? I just hope everyone has a really good time I hope both teams have a lot of fun. I hope we have fun and I hope rock pretty much this just a little bit Iowa State can't be Iowa can't be Iowa. You certainly can't beat the chiefs I will predict one thing that won't happen if the chiefs win There will not because there's people that think this be a proposal you could take that to the bank I'm with you Chris Cody zero chance that there is a proposal on that field are there actual odds on that Someone else gets engaged then?

Ooh, I had your bets. Swift and Kelsey will not get engaged after the Super Bowl. And what do you think about Chris Jones sack? Wait, I'm sorry. Let me. Yo, excuse me. What do you think about Chris Jones's ability to get a sack in this game? That right tackle for the Niners is a little weak.

I don't know his name, but I know he's not good. We're just regurgitating everything that Mina. get a sack in this game. That right tackle for the Niners is a little weak. I don't know his name, but I know he's not good. We're just regurgitating everything that Mina, Bill Bourne, what Kevin Clark and Dominique. Did you was awkward, by the way, take on her? I if I need to get your pretty. It is indeed. Listen to him. Barcode. And it was a safe take, but I'm sticking with it.

I picked the 49ers to win by three. She did the thing where she went 27-24 whenever there's a score. That's what you guess. It's either 21-28 sometimes. 27-24 is a good one. Oh, Roy. Dan, I feel a legacy game coming on for Patrick Mahomes. You made the dolphin game a legacy. I know. And was it?

And was it? And then the Bill's game and then the Raven's game. Now this is another legacy game for Mahomes.. I think they're gonna be trailing late. Aren't all Super Bowl's legacy games Super Bowl's are legacy right Tony has us in the fourth quarter right now. I've got it in the fourth quarter You know, I didn't remember this. I was watching the last time these two teams played. San Francisco was up with six minutes left. Yeah, bingo, which is what. All they needed to do was not three and out, and Mahomes would have lost.

One throw. Jimmy Gropple had the throw and he didn't make it. But so put us in the fourth quarter. Yes, thank you. Fourth quarter. Allegiant Stadium. Yes. Two minutes left.

Oh, Gooseveast. Two minutes. Patrick Mahomes has the ball. Legacy game. Timeouts. Timeouts. Timeouts. Oh, is this two minutes left? This is post two minute warning Yes, we hit it even. Yes. Okay. So you Time plenty time It's much time expect him to go down the field and win exactly so he's coming out of the timeout with

The two-minute warning with two timeout two timeouts. Okay, good drives down the field and win. Exactly. So he's coming out of the timeout with the two-minute warning with two timeouts. Two timeouts. Okay, good. Drives down the field. Yep. Fourth, they get a holding call on the fourth down. This is very specific. They go back ten yards. This is in fourth and 20. Spoiler alert. The boot is burning. Fourth and 20. Fourth and 20. I love this. He scrambles out get the first down, huh? He runs for first runs for first runs for first down a fourth and 20 Yeah, then throws a touchdown pass to specific could Darius Tony Darius Tony Drink player of the week boy your prediction Roy as I was running my equipment out here Yes, they I saw the maintenance crew and one of the maintenance cars had a bucket on it

And a brand name. I like it on it that brand name Purdy I'm putting my money on a San Francisco 49ers as a sign Gambling I mean exact opposite of Tony's very specific prediction You think we end with purring or what? How do we end can we can we time something musically that is emotional and hits the right notes with He-Ha 3 that is only two members and Greg Cody? I'd rather just purr. I can't open up the club.

We can't open up the club. I can give you a Mike Tomlin splash. That's what I can do. You want to give him a couple sounds? You want to give him a couple sounds? You want to give them a couple sounds? Absolutely not. But I do like the idea of Greg Cody and the He-Ha 3 taking us away. Alright, thank you Las Vegas!

Thank you fans! Thank you fans! Thank you fans! And Draft Kings. Take it away, Greg Cooroo! Hey, a couple of times over the years on the show, I've referred to wanting my outro song, my retirement song to be my favorite song of Jimmy Buffett's.

And we lost him a few months ago, and it's my great honor to sing this song in his honor today so hit it yeti drink it up This one's for you It's been a loving crew I'm sorry it's ending, oh it's sad, but it's true, honey Lake Fruit These moments were left with May you always remember These moments of shame

By few And by few There's wind in our hair And there's water in our shoes Honey, it's been a lovely cruise So let's go cruising You know what? This song I love because it's a song about gratitude and love

And being in the moment and appreciating the moment you're in Thank you all. Thank you, Jimmy Buffett. These moments we're left with May you always remember Remember these moments are shared by few And those harbor lights Lord they're coming into view Interview We'll be done farewell Much too soon So drink it up

This one's for you, honey It's been a lovely cruise Yeah baby, it's been a lovely cruise Oh, darling, it's been a lovely cruise. Thank you all. Thank you. Love you. Let's hear everybody sing this at the top of their lungs. Oh shit, we got no fucking... Trailers for sale or rent.

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