The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Alec Baldwin's Car Crash Conspiracy

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Let's see. A Florida man claimed that he had a bomb at Home Depot, but it wasn't a bomb. It was just some detergent, literally stolen tied bottles. That's all that it was. It's so disappointed.

point. I'm kidding. 37-year-old Florida man Timothy Avel is accused of making a bomb threat at Home Depot. He said he had an explosive device in his backpack, but instead authorities only found tied bottles. So he's in trouble because he was threatening everyone with a fake bomb and you give to scroll all the way to down to the bottom of the article to find out that he was accused of stealing $25 worth of items because nobody at the Florida Sun Sentinel can write a story where they had the lead balanced and give you all the information you need in the first paragraph like they're supposed to. So he's charged to make an account of one count false report and a bond set at 7,500. And he was also told to stay away from Home Depot.

$7,500, $7,500. That's for the false. That's pretty crazy. Let's see here. This, oh, I don't want to do the sad dog one. Oh, no, no, no. Let's instead talk about a Florida man who built a fortress of tires around his Marion County property. Yeah.

apparently built it's a black fortress its walls are made of stacks and stacks and stacks of all kinds of tires over 1,500 tires actually maybe up to 2,000 tires the guy Derek Peoples

surrounded his entire property with stacks of tires each tires filled with dirt, mulch and even horse manure and he began lining his driveway with them too and it's kind of funny.

It's, yeah, that, it's apparently what, Kane? Well, the story, I mean, in the story it shows, because if I was a neighbor, I'd be really upset. Because when these things fill up with water, it becomes this breeding ground for mosquitoes. Mosquitoes. It even attracts rats because of the scraps they were throwing in there. So, yeah, I'd be a little upset about it. Apparently, I didn't realize they have, like, an issue in this area with tire disposal. Why?

They should just probably send them to. What, Minnesota, so that Tim Wals and his wife can smell? In the scrap heap that's down there in this area, since by the 2000s, they had 300 million used tires thrown on that annually. That's insane. And they fill up with rainwater and, as you said, it creates all this stuff. So this guy has like this way to, I don't know if it's going to be helpful, like I said, but, you know, that's what he ended up doing. Let's see here. We also, oh, no, we already read that one.

Yeah, Tim Wals does love, his wife loves the smell of it. the burning tires. That's true. This Florida man attacked his wife because she wouldn't go to Chili's with him. Florida man with a prior battery conviction was arrested because he attacked his wife inside of their home because she would not go to Chili's for dinner. And they got that casso that's delicious at Chili's. So she contacted Marion County Sheriff's office last week and she told them that her husband, 56-year-old Jerome Vilea, had battered her. She said that he got upset and began to yell because she was like, I don't want to eat at Chili's. Now, normally, women are like, I don't know, where do you want to eat? At least she had a place that she didn't want to go to eat.

But she said that he began throwing items inside their bedroom. And then he grabbed her by the back of her head and hit her all this stuff. And so they noted in the report, she was screaming for help. and she did have bruising, so he was arrested. He's scheduled to appear in court this week. He was booked into Marion County Jail. He posted Bond, and he's got a lot of charges that he's facing. I mean, there probably are more restaurants than Chili's around. I'm just saying that you don't have to resort to not talking about this one as well.

Also, not talking about this one. Also, everybody, we did read the thermos of the rectum story. We do not need that scent anymore. I just put one in Slack for you. I think they'll work well. in the past couple days, 19 times. I mean, I appreciate everybody's eye. And then also a, what is a cheeseburgering incident?

It's a drive-by cheeseburgering incident. Florida Man was arrested. I don't, okay, so a drive-by cheeseburgering. I'm reading this piece. They said it happened with the Atlantis Gentleman's Club. Ooh. A former strip club employee. he was arrested for a drive-by cheeseburgering

outside of the establishment. So apparently what, you throw food at a place and that's what it, why would you do that to a perfectly good cheeseburger? That sounds delicious. That's where you go to learn how to be a gentleman, right? Yeah, that's it. They do lessons, they do gentlemen lessons there at the gentleman's club.

That's right. It's important. Yeah, it's like cotillion, right? You learn, you get your gentleman's lessons there. Sure. We'll take that. We got more on the way. Third hour coming up. Don't go anywhere. More of the program coming up. Our partners that bring you the program. The folks at all family pharmacy love the folks at all family pharmacy.

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Cut 27 is the incident as reported. Well, but there's there's the his version. and then there's the recorded version. Now, before we played for the people, Alec Baldwin was driving his Land Rover wrongly, I think. And he ended up, what did he hit? I thought he just hit a tree bit. The way he described it.

He hit a mailbox too? Big fat tree. Yeah, and I think he also took out a mailbox. He really didn't know what he hit, does he? So he was with his brother. If you processed that, came? His brother is the father-in-law of Justin B. I'm today years old.

Today years old. Yeah. So he crashed his range rover. Is this him talking about it? I know we get the CCTV footage too. So this is the story of it. Go ahead and play this and then, oh boy. Crashed his car right into a tree in the Hamptons.

And you're like, how in the world? That's him and his brother. So that's Justin Bieber's father-in-law came. Yeah. So I don't know what they're. crashed it into a tree. Now he was asked what happened. What did he say that?

He tried to blame a trash truck? Yeah, he didn't want to bore us with the details. But this is what he said about it. But this morning, I was in this car accident. A guy cut me off in a truck. Big garbage truck. I mean, a garbage truck the size of a whale. I've never seen a garbage truck.

It must have been something commercial for like taking away material. of construction or something. It was the biggest garbage truck I've ever seen any. Anyway, I won't go into the details now and bore you, but to avoid hitting him, I hit a tree, I had a big, fat tree and crushed my car, my wife's car. I crushed my wife's car. I feel bad about that, but it's all fine and I'm fine and my brother's fine and blah-bety-bop. Congratulations to everybody on the film festival. Hmm. Now, yeah, so he said it was a big garbage truck that caused him to crash his wife's car. And you had the CCTV footage.

So this is, this was like a security camera that ended up capturing some of this of what happened. And I guess you could say the road conditions were what, what road conditions? Yeah, you can kind of see the roads were a little wet there. And this is the front of this giant whale-sized commercial. So that's the front of it. Do you know of any non-commercial trash trucks? But anyway. Yeah, no, it's not like a private citizen's trash truck.

So this is, it happens. happening. So this is them driving. This is the front of the trash truck driving down the road. It's already going straight down the road. No problems. No problems. Then all of a sudden look to the right of the screen. Uh-huh. So I honestly think that I feel like Alec Baldwin drove like an idiot, I think. Because if you have a trash truck in front of you, guys, you're on a two-lane road like this. If you're, unless you're riding its backside, which it seemed like you kind of may have been, and this is just me, you know, looking at the footage. If you're on, let's just use our brains.

If you're on a two-lane road and you're behind a trash truck and there's trash cans on the side of the road, smart people go, huh, that trash truck is probably going to stop and pick up those people's trash. Just saying that probably is how it's going to go, right? So the trash truck did what trash trucks do. And it looked like he was just a regular. Has he never ever been outside of his like gilded temple, his gilded palace, his castle? I don't know. His whatever, wherever his giant high horses. Has he never been outside of his gilded cage?

I don't know. How you say compound. How you say compound, his wife. How you say a cool company? Well, you were born in Boston, Hillary. You're Irish. You tell us. So.

So it, and that tree, that car hit the tree, that, it seemed like he just ran right into it. To me, it seemed like if you could not even break and you were going that fast when you hit a tree, you probably may not have been paying attention. That's just me. No one was injured. And there apparently wasn't a summons issue, because he never gets in trouble. I mean, you can, you know how Trump joked about how he could shoot someone in Manhattan and get away with it? Well, Alec Baldwin can shoot someone on a movie set and get away with it.

So there you go. I'm just saying. So to me, I'm like, how do you, how do you not, I just don't understand how you do that? You're behind a trash truck. I'm going to offer a potential definition of what we saw. Okay. That may be more in line with what Alec Baldwin was saying. Now, this trash truck took a right turn on this two lane road.

Now, he, Alec could have been traveling fast, which it appears he was, traveling. probably faster than he should have been. And it looks like the trash truck noticed him approaching from behind quickly and was wanting to get out of the way so that he could pass. But it was already too late because Alec Baldwin decided to go to the right of the truck to avoid the truck. And then when the truck went more right, Alec was pushed off into the yard area and ran into that tree.

I just think it was collecting trash. And he was like, I don't, I mean, I know, but if you look at the video, I don't see any trash cans near there. Maybe, but it looked like the truck was... Then he had to have been riding so close he couldn't stop. Sorry, but... Yeah, like he was approaching too fast.

He was going to be a doucheer and pass on the shoulder. He was traveling fast while that truck was making a right. I think he was going to pass on the shoulder. Yeah, I think that was the original. Like a dangerous D-bag. That's what I think he was doing. I don't understand the speed going on. I can't tell you how many times I've been buying.

been behind a trash truck or whatever. A giant commercial vehicle. I've never seen these commercial vehicles before. Oh my gosh. What does it matter with you? You and your wife are nuts. But I've never and I've been behind them on two lane roads where you've had to stop.

They get trash or whatever. That's just the nature of it. You never, I don't care what, even if they're not stopping, you just always want to give yourself time to put your brakes on. And if you see a truck that size, you know that they're not speedy. or quick these trucks anyway, no matter what the situation.

So if you see ahead of you, one is making a ride and going to be in your lane, you're going to immediately want to slow down. Immediately, not try and pass it, like you said, some D-bag would. It's just public safety. I'm curious as to what Juan thinks because Juan's Mr. Careful over there.

I can't imagine Juan driving his car like that. No, he would slow down. He would slow down. He would see, Juan looks ahead. and he sees what kind of obstacles are potentially there because that's what normal people do. He is not a normal person. He seems like he's an entitled lunatic.

That's what he seems like. I just, yeah, drives his wife's Rangerover. And then he's, oh, it's not a bit, because clearly this is going to be his fault. And they have photos too that they've taken. And I just don't, I'm sorry, I'm looking at the photos. And I'm just like, I don't get how. This is not, by the way, this is a regular trash truck.

There's a picture of the trash truck. It's a regular trash truck. What is he talking about? What kind of lunatic is like, I've never seen a trash truck before? Our trash trucks look like this. These are just regular trash trucks, you absolute lunatic. They're regular trash trucks. In my estimation, in my opinion, he was driving like a D-bag because he's a D-bag lunatic.

who has a temper issue and his anger issues. And he, I think, maybe he thought he was going to pass this dude on the right and couldn't do it and ran into a damn tree. That's what it seems like. Because this is a regular trash truck. Listening to him, just throw that up there if you can see. I tried to, I think I put the image up there. Yeah. Cain, that's a, that's a trash truck in your neighborhood.

That's exactly the one that looks like the one Trump drove during his campaign. It looks just like the one. Yeah, exactly. The same size. Juan is showing you now, right now, look at that, look at that. That is a regular trash truck. As big as a whale. It's as big as a whale.

I've never seen a trash truck so big, said Alec Baldwin. It seemed like he was going to pass him on the right. That is exact. I mean, I just can't. And for him to go, like to intimate that it was the trash truck's problem for being an unusual trash truck, this guy's a nut. Can you imagine being their neighbors or having anything to do with them at all whatsoever? They're so weird. They're just so weird.

People, like he has a perpetual grudge and she wants to be famous. I just, I don't get it. So, yeah, it cut him off. You're behind it. How did it cut you off? You're behind the damn thing. None of this makes sense. I didn't pull the trigger.

It just magically appeared in her chest. What? Do you magically, like, for example, do you have more attention when the roads are wet? Like, are you more careful? Or do you still drive as recklessly as you want on dry pavement as it is when it's wet? Like, why don't you exercise more as Alec Baldwin a little more safety precautions when the pavement's wet? I agree. But I completely agree with you, and I think you're right.

It just seems like another example of him not wanting to take accountability. It's always everything else's fault. That truck that I was following too closely from behind probably cut me off. Oh my gosh. If you were anybody else, you had probably been cited, especially if that was somebody's property. It seemed like that wasn't that in somebody's front yard? Good night. Just stupid.

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She said that it's important that she speaks and stands with him on this because they're the real victims on this and all. You know, little social, little soche and big tish. Sounds like a horrible duo, like a rab duo name. Oh my gosh. Apparently something's poisoning dolphin brains. near Miami. It could be an Alzheimer's warning for humans. I'm also wondering if it's

affecting some of the left. It's a study. They're asking what, nobody knows. They're asking what's poisoning? Nobody knows. It's a clickbait headline. That's absolutely stupid and mind-numbing to read. But they're talking about Indian River Lagoon. They have a brain toxin that's named after some numbers and letters.

Toxin levels were roughly 3,000 times higher during the algae bloom months. I don't like the word algae bloom. That just sounds slimy. They said dolphin's brain the same Alzheimer's related proteins and gene activity seeing humans, and they may be warning us about a neurotoxin risk. You think? Great job coming to that conclusion. If the dolphins are being affected, probably other things, including people, will too. Americans are not going to be charged extra to recline their seats on flights in a major cabin shakeup.

I don't even know why. Honestly, airlines are such a scam. They really are. It's aviation experts are slamming it. WestJet, for instance, they're being modernized and they're catering to be. people who have different budgets. And so now, uh, you, uh, are going to be charged on WestJet. You're going to apparently be charged if you lean your seat back. Oh, can we arrest people then if they take their shoes off on the flight? If it's not a red eye, if it's not longer than two hours, don't be doing that. Stick with us more in store. Speaking of Portland and this is so gross. I talked about this on waters yesterday. Just a man, no, don't imagine it. What's the weather in Portland, cane like what's the temps out there i thought it was cold up in portland i mean judging by some of what was

seen it had to been pretty chilly so the uh portland bike riders they all got naked and they did you i don't want to ask if you saw it they decided they have a naked bike ride and then at one point to protest i don't remember they all like put their bikes down and laid in the middle of the road did you see that like a score of fat naked naked people, just laying all on the road. Horribly nude, die-in. Like very uncomfortably nude. They call it a die-in.

They were all outside, but they were all at a die-in. Wait, a die-in? That's so dumb. That's so dumb. They were demonstrating against federal troops. And how did they do? I mean, the photos are so bad. Oh, my gosh.

How do they? Okay, I have a question. I don't understand the people who are naked, and then they wore a clear poncho right what's the point of that doesn't make any sense to me so they they apparently do this they have the naked bike ride apparently i don't know every year i'm learning about that today and it's a tradition oh for the love and i'm gonna try to get through it's always nastiest people it just all the photos look like they smell like feet it's just so bad just smells like feet and dirty old public bathroom.

That's what it's what the photos look like they smell like. Anyway, they usually do this, but they decided to make it happen later. And they said they called another nude ride so they could protest the president sending in the National Guard to protect the federal buildings that these nut jobs keep attacking. And so they decided to protest like that. And then they got off their bikes at one point and laid down on the pavement in a quote-unquote die-in. Why can't they just do what normal people do if they're dissatisfied? Right? If you're dissatisfied, you lodge a complaint or you, if you feel that you must protest, you don't go and show the whole albatross.

I don't know. Out to the world. There's no, I don't even think it's a question of human. I don't think that there's any self-awareness of any of these individuals, really. But there's certain things that it's like Seinfeld. It is literally a Seinfeld episode. There's certain things that you should just not do when you're naked. And that's the correct pronunciation.

Again, speak in God's tongue. That's Southern Missouri, any KKID. There's certain things that you shouldn't do when you are unclothed, like crouching, kicking, things like that, riding a bike? Writing a bike? I hate writing bikes. Well, I take it back. When I was a kid, it was fun.

Now I'm like, why am I doing this? And I don't like, I have an issue with rude bicyclists. The ones who realize that, you know, there are bike lanes and they've discovered them. I have less of a problem with those people. But this looked, can you imagine, Kane being behind not just a bicyclist, but a naked, chunky bicyclist,

which most of these people probably don't ride bikes, judging just visually. No, I don't want to imagine that. And I don't like the fact that you've now put that visual. How is that not indecent exposure? It is. If you're in a grocery store and you drop trial and you're like, hey, lady. And, you know.

But their legal safety net is the fact that it's a protest. So, wait a minute. You can't. Wait a minute. Do I understand you correctly? You can do whatever you want. So long is it's draped with the veneer of protest. Yes.

You also have to be in a leftist city that's run by a bunch of leftist city council. But yes. So, I mean, you could, you know, do whatever. As long as, you know, it's a protest. Yes. That's interesting. I wonder how far that goes in those cities. Yeah.

I just can't believe so many people thought, yeah, I'm going to go do this. It's 50 degrees. I'm going to get naked and go ride a bike. Ew. I don't even like to walk barefoot. Like a public bathroom. Would you walk barefoot in a public bathroom? I don't even use buffets.

So, no. These guys are laying naked on public streets. What is the sign that says this is Rip City? Like Rest in Peace City? Yeah, or let her rip Tater Chip. Just flatulence all day. I mean, I don't know. These people have no.

Gosh, I feel sorry for their children. Oh, my gosh. Just so inappropriate. So inappropriate. If you've seen the videos of all of these people, there's like literally hundreds. I mean, there's probably a thousand people plus doing this, which just shows you how many mentally ill people are in this area. And they're so upset because they're like,

we don't want federal troops coming in our city. Okay, that's easy. Stop attacking federal buildings. Tadda! Stop attacking federal agents. Tadda! Super easy to do that. Wow, I just solved your problem.

You're welcome. Now, here's my invoice for $5,000. I mean, that's that simple. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.