The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: An Airline Karen From Hell

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

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Wow. There's no way. Okay. Anyway, I guess way. Central Florida man is arrested for peeping into neighbors' homes. Of course he is. An Auburndale man was arrested and accused of peeping into the homes of two female neighbors, residents of a mobile home park where he resided apparently. His name's Tyler Mountain, 28 years old.

They said he was surreptitiously recording and taking photographs of people in their homes using his cell phone. And that, I mean, they got, they got him on voyeurism and some other stuff. But he would peep inside and then he would get, I mean, he was like on the porch or on the back. porch or like right up against the window trying to get like video footage and photographs and that. He was booked in a Polk County Jail charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling two counts, voyeurism, stalking, loitering, and prowling. And also in November of 23, he exposed himself twice to two different women. So he's lucky that he's alive because I see you all my property doing that.

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Yeah. Are they like picking times or places where they think that nobody? Because I absolutely will mark a dude for doings, for like praying on women like this and minors. No way, man. Let's see this. Oh, let's do this one. Driver shoots fireworks from his car while doing donuts in Orlando Street. I thought this was America.

This, it doesn't really seem that crazy, except, you know, you can't be driving on the streets like this. Like, you'd take an old beater car into a cornfield, old cornfield and do this. We just had a story yesterday of an old man dying from fireworks, so it's pretty serious. Yeah, you got to be careful with that stuff. So these people, they were launching them from a moving vehicle while doing donuts in a busy intersection. That's okay. You can't be doing that. You can't be getting on Michael Bay in the middle of an intersection.

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The chat is that rumble. And Channel 347, the simulcast of the radio program. It's already tough when you're flying, right? You're on an aluminum tube and you're in the sky. And I just get real antsy when I'm in, feel like I'm being held captive with a bunch of people. I don't even know how I'm going to do a cruise later. The academic thing with MRC going up to Norway.

I mean, it's not like I can scale up the size of a fjord to get away or anything. But being on a plane, like, where else you're going to go? Like, open the door and fall to the ground? Like, where else you're going to go? Hide in the bathroom? Hide in the laboratory. So I get it. When it's time to get off the plane, people want to get off, especially if you have connecting flights. That can be tricky. Or if you got to use the loo. Because using the restroom on the plane is probably one of the nastiest things ever next to riding the subway New York. It's horrible. They're always so bad. Like, you got to use it first and then just give it up. then you just give it to God after that because that's, you know, only he can help after that point.

So I get it. You want to get off the plane, right? But I think there's like ways to be polite about it. But also, people don't want to be polite in today's society for whatever reason. It feels like there's less of it. I think there's less of it because people are tired of putting up with stuff. They're just tired. People are just tired. There's too much. There's too much happening. So Audio 7 by 17, this is at Fort Lauderdale, a Hollywood international airport. This woman went on a tirade because she was getting criticized by passengers for getting up and moving forward to get off the plane before the passengers in front of her were able to get off. Now, I don't know how all of this kicked off because, you know, it's always we have all of these, it's like Bigfoot. We have phones and all these video recording things, but, you know, nobody gets Bigfoot.

So I don't know exactly how bad it got to get to this point. but audio something about 17 this is what happened right now watch it's just your mouth I want to wait for the people who fry me to get up this how we do it my god you're all whining for no reason let the people go wow I hold it's get up the way you want to you're just the cavern and that's just the way it is

just deal with it people my god why don't you all shut up it's not affecting any of you You guys are so funny. You're the Karens about it because you're the ones. You're the ones who make a noise. Nobody's probably if not even in your position. I'm sorry, do you have my permission to record me? Oh, now she's going to have.

Yep, because you've never said one. I can tell you have. Oh, yes, I can. Give him your house. That guy wouldn't even do nothing. He'd just sit back there and she gets me. You can be a dress, no, you're not going to insult someone because of an accent. Don't put your finger.

Don't put your finger. Okay. This is a low IQ. Yeah, it is. You ain't going to change this. I love when they say eight and they talk about low IQ. I use AIDS and I'm in a doctoral program. Oh my gosh.

Oh, that's a big deal. A lawyer. I don't say eight. You can. You're racist. I'm a doctor. Oh my God, for what? Do you even know what racist means?

Oh my gosh. Wait, you're white. Because that's racist. Maybe xenophobic. You're talking about. accent maybe get the vocabulary right when we get off this plane i'll meet you out there with my bar car everybody everybody's insurable i'm sorry but everybody on this plane is insufferable they're all horrible everyone is horrible if i was the pilot i would have dove it into the ocean like

m-mm-mm-gown doing mankind of favor oh my gosh where to even start she was trying to get off the she wanted to get off the plane before every i've been I've seen that before. Most of the time people are nice. The only time that I ever said anything on a plane when people were trying to rush forward was actually my oldest son was with me. Can't remember where we were going, but there was an elderly lady who was right across the aisle from us. And she was like really elderly. And apparently like talked to her a little bit.

She, her husband had passed earlier that year. She was going to see her sister whose children had placed her sister in a nursing facility. So I'm already like my heart is already hurting for this lady, right? And we helped her put her suitcase up and helped her get, you know, situated because she had, she wasn't, she didn't have mobility issues, but she was like 80 something. She was very, she's still an independent lady, sharp as attack. And she had every right to fly. But, you know, just have a little consideration, right?

So when the plane landed and everyone's getting up and my son was actually making sure she got up and had her tote bag, there was a younger woman. and then people just started coming forward. And one woman literally pushed past her to get to the front and almost knocked this woman on the other two passengers in the seat. And then everyone else, it was like, Mur, Mur, they saw this one lady going up. And I'm, you know, I'm like immediately trying to help this elderly lady because the flight attendants were in the front. They're opening the door. They're not right there in your section.

And I'm like, this woman is going to get trampled. And all these people came up. So I got up and I was like, can you please wait? I'm still trying to literally get her up from the aisle. And this was probably like in 2009, 2010. And they kept pushing. So finally I lost my cool. And I did yell at people.

I was like, can you guys just chill the hell out for five seconds? I'm like, we're all going to the same place. I'm like, can I let her get up first? Because she got knocked down by one of you. And I was so mad that they didn't even notice that this woman was literally knocked over in the aisle. And I made sure she got out before us. So if they were going to like try to run her down again, at least they would hit me and my child first. But, you know, getting off the plane and she, she was just slow getting up. She wasn't like slow walking. It was just, you know, she's 80 something.

And I was just like, and I think the people realized what happened and they saw her kind of trying to get out of it. Because when you fall in between those aisles, you know how hard that is to get, if you're not 80s. It's like hard to get up anyway, because you're on your stuff. You can't move this you can't get up it's awkward and i think they realize oh my gosh we got to chill we knocked this little lady down um and then they were fine after that but i literally did have to yell at people that's the only time i ever did otherwise i just don't care i'm not in a rush to get off the plane i always whenever we have connecting flights there's only been one time that it's been close because there was nothing else but i always give myself tons of time if i got a connecting flight

somewhere a i avoid connecting flights but if i have to take one i always give myself tons of time And not everybody can prepare that, you know, plan that far in advance, but just try. But, I mean, what is it going to save you a couple of minutes to rush forward, if that? This doesn't make any sense. But the problem with this is that I don't know if she had a connecting flight. I don't know. She could have been a heck of a lot nicer. And everybody else could have been, but she didn't say Kane at any point that she had a connecting flight that she had to get to or anything like that.

She was just like, you know, whatever. I mean, why? Lady lie. If I had a connecting flight, I would say, yeah, all right, you guys, you got me. But, you know, I have a connecting flight. So that's why I got up here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've been on planes where they're like, if you don't have a connecting flight, you know, can you let other people go forward?

And it's like, I don't, you know, I don't have an issue. I'm not in a rush to get off the plane. And I, my husband likes to get off the plane like as soon as possible. But I'm like, oh, chill. We don't got to be in a rush. It's all good. It's all good. Clearly, some people got places they got to be.

it just let it go. It doesn't really bug me. But what bugs me is like when I see older people like that lady, I don't know if I've ever been that mad in public in a long time, like ever. I was so mad for her. I just could not believe that someone just like powered through and just, I mean, literally knocked her in between the seats. Like she was butt up and her, I mean, almost like a downward dog position.

They had knocked her in that seat. And it was really awkward for her to get up. And the other seatmate passengers, the other passengers in her row were trying to help her. I'm trying to help her. But everybody on that plane was just not helping the situation, not helping the situation. Clearly she felt entitled. She was snotty.

You know, the point where it went really downhills where the other lady was like, I'm an endocrat program. Oh my gosh, nobody cares. Just stop. Stop. Don't engage with stupid because stupid loves it. And stupid feeds off it. You do not have to, I always tell everybody, you do not have to attend.

every fight to which you are invited. You do not have to. Just let it. Some people just need to show their backsides. Let them do it. But it just got, and I'm like, there's kids on this flight. I felt bad for the one dude who was just sitting there eating snacks. Did you see him? He was the only guy who would not bother his soul on this flight. He's sitting there just eating his snacks and she turns around and starts at him. I was like, that poor man, he's eating his snacks, probably in them plane, whatever, the plane trail mix? Do they even offer it to the people with peanut allergies get upset? I don't know.

The whole thing is just, just too much. Yeah, that dude was my spirit animal. Right. I'm the same way. If people are in a rush and they just let them go. If you're in the plane and you're not in a rush to get off the plane, having three or four more people in front of you as you're herded off the plane through the jet bridge is not, you're not going to get a special award.

You're not gaining anything. Yeah, they're not going to be at the end of the. thing like you were the first stuff here's a million dollars you guys are losers because you didn't get off the plane first no one's doing that there's not those types of rewards no i'm 20th in line i'm 15th i'm a better person put that on my tombstone first off the plane you know just but it it just yeah i and i don't like being in um crowds where you're jostling like that i don't oh man i can't stand it. So I will totally just chill. Let them let it let them go by and then do what I got to do. Right. And because I already have, I pack light anyway. I already have all my stuff. I only ever do

carry on. So it's like one and one and I'm out. But there are a lot of nice people that I'll, they'll see you because if you don't go, then it's like the current of people just and then you just, you know, you just sit there until the whole plane gets off. But every now and then there are people nice enough that are like, oh my gosh, go ahead and go. Like you're sitting here ready to go. I'm just not going to like fight with people to get off the plane because I don't have that much patience in life so I like to reserve it. You know what I mean? For like the times that it would really would matter, right? Like picking up an elderly woman who gets knocked over in the aisle. That's, you know, things like that. But this, I see things like this and it makes me not want to fly.

I already don't like it. But I don't know what I'm going to do on this cruise, guys. I don't even know. I was looking at the boat, the boat ship. I don't know. I literally, all of everything I know about getting on boats is from lakes, fishing, canoes, and then having a power, little power boat, like in the exhumas and going, you know, driving around that. And I know how to, I know how to navigate. I know how to read nautical maps because there was no way I was taking my family out in the open ocean without ever being able to do that, because insane. But we're on a big boat and came. We're going to be in the fjords, which is basically like, there's no ground. It's just you look around it. It's water and rocks. That's it. Shear cliffs.

that goats couldn't even get on. Like a goat couldn't even, like one of those weird ones, couldn't even get up there. It's not a carnival cruise you're going on. No, no. It's, I think you'll be okay. I don't know. I think you'll be all right. All I'm worried about, like, food poisoning and everybody having diarrhea and like,

yeah. Oh, God. I mean, I guess those are valid concerns. Or, like, what if, oh, my gosh, I don't know. What if the boat? What if there's a drunk captain? That happened. You guys remember that story.

What if there's a drunk captain and they hit something? we capsize and a fjord and then a Lochness monster from Scotland eats us. I don't know. Before he capsize, you just drink with him so that he's not drinking as much. I don't know. I'm just, it's real all family. Like, yes, antibiotics or daily medications, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, all that good stuff. They're bypassing the middleman and making it easy for you to access what you need to stay in good health. And that's what it's all about so that you don't have to find yourself waiting in an urgent care to pay an exorbitant co-pay only to get what you know that you need to get.

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I'm just so tired of these economists that are freaking out. That's the headline right there. It's all you need to know. We talked about the Secret Service thing. Hundreds of am. Oh, this is a crazy story. Okay, check this out. So this lady has received hundreds.

I actually, I think this is over hundreds at this point. of Amazon packages that started showing up at her front porch. And it's so bad, she says it's over a year now. She says it's been hell. It's in San Jose, California. So what happened is somehow she started getting these large boxes filled with car seat covers made by this Chinese company sent to her doorstep. And, I mean, they show up nonstop.

And the mystery of it, apparently it has to do with a Chinese online seller that listed a false U.S. address because Amazon's, Amazon requires listing advertisers to have U.S. addresses. And apparently they gave hers. And so now when these people have been returning them, they're piling up in her garage. The online seller put her address on all their return labels. And they refused to stop it. And everybody's been stuck without refunds.

And I mean, and Amazon told her she could pay to send them back. She's refused delivery on everything that she could. But they're so, they're like piling up. She couldn't even get her handicapped mother that lives with her. out of their car and their wheelchair to the door because they so many boxes they place them there they'll get you know she might get 50 boxes delivered at one time uh at one part of the day so she said that amazon all they offered was a hundred dollar gift balance like a gift card that's it amazon amazon is notorious for being really crappy in certain respects i got to say like this has nothing to do with bezos

that has to do with a business structure i think you know like come on so that's insane uh three and ten in England and in Wales and an abortion. The British are aborting their next generation and they're getting entire, the whole nation's gone. The UK is gone. It is not the same. It never will be the same. Three and ten pregnancies.

They are literally aborting themselves into legend. That's what they're doing. How insane is this? They said it's a record, like really 30% of conceptions were legally aborted in 2022. That was up a year earlier. from 26 and a half, and then a year before that, it was only 20%. So it has been rapidly increasing. It's so, I mean, it's sad.

It's so incredibly sad. But they're literally wiping themselves off of the map. A robot performed surgery on its own for the first time, powered by chat GPT. Now, this is not like, you know, robotic procedures. Apparently, it was like an entire robotic, I don't know how I feel about that. Like, what happens if you lose powers? something, you know, like, I don't know, I guess is it our backup? But it's, uh, it performed a realistic surgery on its own. It removed the gall, a gallbladder, what they said with the expertise of a

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Still, I'm not even getting a Roomba. Speaking of sad. Did you guys see this... It's a Washington Post opinion piece. This is an actual headline. It's up on my Instagram page, too.

The headline says, Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know. Real clowns bring joy to the world, not chaos to Washington. Kane. You have to say that again. You what?

They had, apparently, a clown write an actual editorial over at Washington Post. So Donald Trump's not a clown? Yeah.

And they're like, I know. He should know because Because real clowns bring joy. Real clowns also don't bitch in editorials in the Washington Post or do they. I don't know. Like,

that's what he writes. He's on the board. I cannot believe they did this, but they went all the way. to this guy named Tim Cunningham. He is the board president of Clowns Without Borders, a nonprofit that performs

clown shows for communities facing hardship. Seriously. Mm-hmm. And he writes, Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know. Real clowns bring joy to the world, not chaos to Washington.

Who made him king clown of Mountain? Thank you for editing. Mm. So, this is they he wrote a whole editorial a whole a whole editorial on this he's mad because i guess they said that trump was funny and i don't know he writes quote uh allegation it sounds like somebody writing by the way it's not to interrupt myself it sounds like someone writing a term paper and they're a college freshman allegations that president trump is a clowner's figure are not hard to come by he writes

this is how he starts his piece. Political strategist, James Carvel referred to Trump's administration as a clown show. No, real clowns. None of this qualifies Trump for such a title. I am a clown. And a board president of the nonprofit, clowns without borders.

Murdo said the record straight. Oh, and he does. By the way, it took him this long to get to the point. A whole paragraph. You're not a journalist, apparently. He goes, I perform as a professional clown for 24 years. Clown, capital C, is a valuable and varied art form. Panamaines, I'm bored to death already. Acrobatts, magician, get to the point. Vaudeville artists, shut up, get to the point. Oh my gosh. From stage clowns such as

Bill, shut up, just get to the point. Clowns demand years, if not lifetimes of studies. shut up. And he goes, he talks about Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton. You are no Charlie Chaplin, my dude. You are no Buster Keaton. You are a sad, fat-ass dude who is bitching about being a clown in

Washington Post. They wrote a whole editorial about this. Yes, I'm mad because I have to deal with that stuff and talk about it on my show. This is so stupid. Oh my gosh. Kane. Clown is not invention of the modern era.

several ancient indigenous cultures revere sacred clown figures you know all this it's so i mean imagine for example no he didn't uh-huh no he didn't the shoe people celebrate the hyokha an honorable community member who uses humor to shed light on societal problems can i say real quick i don't think this guy's a clown because so far i don't share the common values of healing so far i don't feel like i'm

experiencing a clown right now. So far what you've read. I mean, he sounds, I excuse my Portuguese from earlier. He sounds like a bitter betty. He just sounds so like this. I've seen hundreds of Roiahingya children dance with an ensemble of clowns while their homes and mine are smoldered in the background. Like what in the world?

I mean, if you're going to be a clown, be like funny. Let's find a better metaphor to despise and depose fascism. Okay, I literally thought I have seen people get offended over everything, right? I thought we were at our limit as a society as to what people can be offended about. Really thought we were at that limit. I thought we were there. No, says fate, we're not. And then it gives us this guy.

The unfunniest clown I've ever seen in my life. The worst clown ever. keep clown out of Trumpian comparisons. But you're here. Keep it out of politics. You're literally here politicizing it. What are you talking about? I cannot believe that they publish this.

Yeah, this is woke pennywise. That's what this is. I actually am speechless. I wonder how many hit pieces they write that actually compliment the president for not being a clown. I mean, literally this is a compliment to the president saying he's not a clown. They think this is a hit piece. You're not like this sad sack. He's not, Trump's not like this sad sack.

I am so offended that they call Trump a clown. I mean, he's trying to stake a claim on Clown Mountain. I am offended on behalf of the clowns. It's like he's so excited he has something to get offended over because everybody has something to be offended over these days, right? Everybody's got that something. Even clowns. We need, we need Nika Costa, actually, coming up for headlines. Nika Costa, everybody's got that something. We got to play her because that's exactly what this is. Everybody has there's something, right? That they got to get offended about, at least in today's society. Everybody

has something. This guy's like, I finally got it. You can almost hear him break his own angles as he rushes to get to his computer to peter out this little editorial for Wapo. Oh, I'm offended. I finally got something to be offended about. It's like his, it's like his milestone, right? It's like a girl getting her menstrual cycle. This guy finally found something that he can get offended

about and he's so excited. Oh my gosh. It's a milestone, Kane. Yeah. I cannot believe that we're, I can believe that we're here. This is, this is every now and then you see one of these marks that really affirm that you are in a living idiocracy.

And this is one, another one right here for me right this is another one cane oh and then we get to talk about people fighting on planes coming up you're gonna really enjoy this um because it has to do with yelling and people being mad on a plane and basically any travel situation it's just we're all bringing that to you love that journey for us so that's where we're all going we got a lot more actually to hit escape what are you looking up this guy are you looking at the clown guy he he it's so bad oh my gosh I can't. It's a real editorial. Someone actually was like at Washington Post goes, you know what we need? We need an editorial from a clone. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast.

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