The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Baldwin Gets BERATED

Episode Date: March 19, 2025

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and then contracted a rare biothreat, like, bacteria. Oh, what? What? Actually, I'm fine with eating wild meat. I mean, I have family that would eat it off the side of the road. I'm not kidding. I've had wildhog before. Yeah, but I'm like, I think that you need to also, as part of,

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K-E-L-T-E-C-Weapons.com, tell them Dana sent you. It's just also cringe. Not as cringe as Alec Baldwin getting told off by his wife, though. Golly. We need some time on this one. All right. So, first off, this is, it's Audio Somebody 23. This was at, they have a reality show.

The Baldwin's have a reality show that they're doing. and Alec Baldwin, as you know, everybody knows what happened with Rust. I just think it's in such bad taste for them to be doing this right now, but whatever. So his wife Hillary, but she doesn't call herself Hillary anymore. How did he say her name? Hilaria. That's not even our name. She's a white girl from Boston.

Hilaria. Yeah, her name's Hillary, and she just decided, I guess, to change her name. But she was born and raised in Boston. and they were at the red carpet event for their reality show. I don't even know what it's called, and I don't care. So they were at this red carpet, like a premier event. And they were both being interviewed by a reporter because it's a reality show about them and their family. He really deserves her.

Really does. Watch this. We want more of this. Season two, do we know anything? The I Laria show. No, no, I think we're going to. We're going to see, you know, it's, we're going to see how it feels to have it be out there. It's going to be great.

You're a winner. Oh my God, when I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. This is why, yes, we'll have to, like, just cut him out of the show. No, I mean, I think this is a really raw show, and it's very real, and we took a lot of chances. Oh, Cain. First off, she can speak English now. She's great at it.

She's so fluent. She is. She's really fluent with her English. Move over Melania Trump. This Spanish girl is great at being American. Jim, Christmas. Remember the show when she, if we can find, well, we probably can't because it's Today Show and NBC will probably give us a copyright violation. She's on the NBC show, some like Today Show, and she was doing a cooking thing. And she was, had a thick Spanish accent. And she's like, how you said cucumber? She's like trying to, how, what's it? You just said it. You just said it. You just said it. you dumbie, you just said cucumber. How you said cucumber? It was so ridiculous. So that's exactly what she did. We're like, you were born in Boston.

Like you grew up in America. So you're, look, her parents vacationed in Spain a lot. And I guess she loved the Spanish culture so much. She lied about being Spanish. I can't, man. I can't. That's like when you go to the Caribbean and you get your hair braided, like you see little girls get their hair braided or,

whatever. It's like you just don't, you know, you don't become a black Caribbean Islander. You know, you just don't go, you know what I'm saying? Like you don't go, I'm not going to go to Mexico and be like, I'm Mexican now. I get it's not how that works, right? Oh my gosh, you have it. I think Juan found that. Cucumber audio. Juan comes in clutch. It is one of the few ingredients. We have tomatoes. We have, um, what is saying? Cucumber? Cucumbers. Oh my gosh. What in the world? Oh, I am so dead. Oh my gosh, I'm cringing to death.

How you say cucumber? What's the English for? What? Just a pre-pickle. Oh, so anyway, they had this. They're having their red carpet event, and she just turns around and bites his out. Can I play this? Can we play this one more time?

Because he just like, I feel, was he trolling her in the beginning? It's the hilarious show. Like, it's just all about her. That's how I interpreted that. The Illaria show. No, no, I think we're going to see, you know, we're going to see how it feels to have it be out there. It's going to be great. You're a winner.

Oh, my God, when I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. This is why, yes, we'll have to, like, just cut him out of the show. Now, I mean, I think this is a really raw show, and it's very real, and we took a lot of chances. I want to slap her. That's so mean. He's, like, pumping you up, and she's like, when I'm talking to, you're like, when I'm talking. you're not talking. When I'm talking, I'm talking. Oh my gosh, you wouldn't even be here if I wasn't

talking. Girl, shut up. Oh my gosh. He deserves her. I think he met his match. He just found the female version of himself. Okay, so I was at an event in New York City. It's the only event of its kind that I went to. I get really awkward. So, you know, obviously I sit behind the mic and I talk to you guys every day and Kane can attest to this. It's like a different beast when you're out in meat space, right? And I do not do well at these like cocktail events, so I don't go to them. I don't do well because I just say whatever comes into my head and it's so awkward for everybody. And I don't know. I hate small talk. I don't know how to do small talk. And so we were at this event in New York and I saw them. And I was standing with, now don't get weird about it. I was seen

with Mark Tessen and Don Lemon's boyfriend. Yeah, it's a weird thing. And I dared them. I was like, do you guys double dog dare me to go out to Aldwin? Like, we were school kids. Like, do you double dog dare me to go out to Alec Baldwin? And in fact, I think it was far as friend Megan's, Megan Kelly, her book launch. And they're like, oh my gosh, yes, do it, yes, do it. Like Don Lemon wouldn't even go up and talk to him. So I went up and I introduced myself and I told him I liked his body of work, particularly

royal tendon-bound. She just stood there. And he was real rude and gruff. she just stood there and did like the one of where they look you up and down. I'm like, I could like bench press you. Stop it. She was like not going to speak. And he was just, you know, very dismissive, which I anticipated him being.

I only did it just for Mark Tison and Don Lemon's boyfriend. That's the only reason I did it. Because we were in the corner and we were just having fun. But, you know, you can read a lot about people in a couple of seconds. But I thought those two were made for each other because they had the equal equal amounts of just total snobbishness, right? Lorraine makes a good point that he has to have a woman, though, long term that can put him in his place.

She is just insufferably annoying. In sufferably, I can't even imagine, because my, you know, my husband says a lot of nice things about me. I can't imagine being on the red carpet and turning to him and going, I'm talking, you're not talking. This other part of me would literally probably like apparate outside of my body and slap myself. That's just so, that's not, it wasn't funny. And did you see the little awkward moment at the end when she's bringing her hands on? Like she knew it looked bad. And she's just trying to like

find some equilibrium. She knew that it looked bad. Also, why are you dressed like a green screen? You know, four foot three dress like a green screen. Four foot three dress like a green screen. Isn't it the millennial thing to do? Anyway, I don't, I don't get it. So it was, and he just walks away. He just walks the way after it, walks away after it. I think he deserves her. He deserves her, right? You can see on his face, I deserve this. Does she know, my husband made this point?

Does she know that he shoots women? Someone better tell her. I know, better tell a girl. Good night. I mean, I do wish them a lot of years of togetherness. You're so nice. I know. Look how nice you are. I'm not saying anything about that. You're so nice.

I feel good about it. Look at you. Are you going to go home and lay her head on your nice, soft pillow and go to go to sleep knowing that you're such a good person. Yeah. That's my thoughts of their togetherness. Well, I'm not and I think it's hysterical. They're going to kill each other.

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Yeah, yeah. We, uh, it's King's birthday. So we're just going crazy on break. We haven't even started yet. So, you know, we're just going crazy on break. All right, first up, we've got, I wish it was all aliens. I wish it was all like amazing stuff from the JFK files, but it's not.

We do have a New Jersey mayor who got arrested for being drunk as a skunk on St. Patty's Day with her toddler in a car. We do got that. They was accused of driving drunk with her toddler in the car on St. Patrick's Day. The Lumberton mayor, Gina LaBlaca, admitted to drinking before she got behind the wheel to pick up her two-year-old son at daycare on Monday. And then a bi-stander took video. She's a 45-year-old Democrat. Girl was swerving all over the road. She almost hit a utility pole

and they shared it with police. Then they located the vehicle in question at her house and they found an open container of alcohol a toddler strapped in the rear passenger seat and she said she's going to seek treatment for addition and get help. Is it addiction or is it just like you're making bad choices and you want to say it's addiction

so you don't have to actually take responsibility for it? I don't know. Gold sets another. Get your gold. gold. Gold. Gold sets another record as a safe choice. Dana likes gold.com. Get your goal from Goldco. They set another record as the safe choice. Front month gold futures have continued to set records. Investors maintaining a risk off appetite ahead of the reserve feds meeting tomorrow. Today, really? Right? Today. No, it's

tomorrow. Tomorrow. They make the decision today. Yeah, they make the decision today. Okay, that's right. I thought, okay, I was like, I thought that was wrong. But they said that it's up now for six consecutive seasons. We're going to find out some big news this week. I know. Are they, I mean, they told us that inflation was imaginary. So why are they having to do all this stuff? I don't know. What's up, Denny's favorite fan restaurant closes after 26 years.

Is the chain cut? What? Denny's is closing everything? No! This was the restaurant of my youth. No! I would go. What?

These in New York are being closed, at least. Oh, well, yeah. Because I mean, who doesn't all have a good moon's over in Miami, right? The industry is buckling under the weight of economic pressure. And obviously, consumers are like, we're broke, we're nervous. We don't want to spend anymore. But they said that Syracuse, a bunch of New York locations are closing. I feel like they're winding down to everything personally.

I feel like it's just not going to start here. I think it's going to be everywhere. But Denny's and Waffle House are where it's at, really. I need to be more emo-rock shows. what was that? They need to do more emo-rock. Oh yeah, they need to have more Mosh pizza Denny's.

Chips and cookies are getting too expensive. Shoppers are buying less. That's a great health plan from, that was Biden's maha. Biden just thought that they could make everything super unaffordable for you and then you would lose weight because you can't afford to eat.

That was how they were approaching it. So it's the poor diet, right? I'm sure, especially if you're a subscriber, you saw the story that I had yesterday evening. A website that features an interactive map that lists all of the names and the addresses and the phone numbers

and the social media details of every Tesla owner in America. And they're demanding that if people want their information removed, that they prove to the people doing this website that they sold their Teslas. before the people running this website take the Tesla owner's sensitive information from said site. I didn't link the site. Now, the cursor

is a Molotov cocktail. What does that tell you, Kane? Birthday boy. That the, I guess the people that hated January 6th, they're all about destruction of property for some reason? No. No, remember, these people, The Tesla folks, the people who were very upset over Big Balls up a Doge, those people, they told us they were very upset about potentially our private information being used.

Remember, they were very upset about this. They said that Big Balls was going to get our Social Security number and just, you know, throw it all over the Internet. like cash money at a strip club. I don't know. That's what they were insinuating. So weird. They were so concerned about our social security numbers the left, Kane.

So concerned. So I haven't seen them talk about this. I would imagine Kane, they're super upset about this. I mean, that would make sense, but they don't make sense. They list on their website, and it was

called Doge Quest. So stupid. on the hunt for a Tesla, this is from their site. Quote, if you're on the hunt for a Tesla to unleash your artistic flare with a spray can, just step outside, no map needed. At DogeQuest, we believe in empowering creative expressions of protest that you can execute from the comfort of your own home. I love executing protest, don't you? I mean, like the act of it, right? They said, DogeQuest neither. And you know what? I think they think that they're being super cute with their language, but they're not. I mean, it's, dude, you're still actionable.

I mean, come on. But, yeah, artistic flurather. You're talking about vandalism. You're talking about destruction of private property. I know that the left has like a very, like, freaky only fans type fetish with destruction as speech, but it's not. And then they list on here. I want my information removed.

Absolutely. I hope that someone signed this email address up for everything. In fact, I'm a shock that I have not done it yet. sidebar when I get emails that I don't want I will sign those people up for everything and you literally will have to close your email account in order you will not be able to use it I will ruin your email account I will sign you up for every god the heaven thing on earth it's not even not even not even a joke I swear to you I do this I am that petty so they have their email up here hmm so they said yeah just provide us with proof that you've sold your Tesla I'm not saying to do any of but it would be super funny because nobody's anonymous on the internet. And it would be just super funny. Yeah, here's a picture of my Tesla in your driveway.

Is I come knock on your door? I'm kidding. I wouldn't. Or would I? No. But they said that, yeah, we only except scan documents in JPEG and PMG formats. And that's, I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, um, extortion.

This is extortion. And this follows a string of now pretty, frequently occurring incidents where leftists have like key teslas and parking lots. They shot up a dealership. They've set fire to dealerships. And the left, like I said, they really, really, really opposed Musk and the spending cuts that Doge had recommended. They were saying, again, big balls is going to go out there. Get our social security numbers.

Sign us up for publishers clearinghouse. I don't know what they thought was going to happen. I mean, these nerds only had, and there was only like a handful of them, they had read only access under NDA of very specific things. But the left is hysterical. Heaven forbid, you cut our spigots that go and fund Act Blue. Heaven forbid. So they falsely accusing Dodge of having all this access when they didn't.

But this was all theater. They didn't really have any actual legitimate concern for people's private information. I mean, if they're willing to use violence and extortion to, as retribution for the type of car someone chooses to buy, I mean, that's, They were all fake. They never cared about it. They sure as hell didn't care about your private information when it was being leaked out by the IRS. I mean, they sure is hell didn't care about your information then.

They sure as hell didn't care about your information when they were going after parents who were speaking up at school board meetings and following them and breaking, I don't know how many laws to classify them as domestic terrorists, you know, surreptitiously under the Patriot Act. So the left has been professionally agitating since against, Musk since even before the election, since even before the election. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.