The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Barista Bargaining

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

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Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I am really mad at this dude. A Florida man was arrested Tuesday because he shot his neighbor's cow multiple times because he was angry that it had jumped over his fence. It was a two-year-old calf that had at least five gunshot wounds. She had been shot in the chest, the abdomen, or the guts, the rear legs.

everything. The animal was lying on the ground, struggling to move in a lot of pain as the deputies approached, and it had to be euthanized. And the cow's owner said to his neighbor, Hung Trin, T-R-I-N-H-54, was angry. Oh, man, and he used a 22, like an absolute pansy. Hung Tren, major Florida man pansy, used a 22 to go and shoot this calf. So he's charged with animal cruelty. I personally think he ought to be dragged behind a truck, but that's me. A grand theft of a commercial farm animal, according to the sheriff's office. And I'm glad that the sheriff, Carmine Marseino, went hard on it and was like, we're not going to tolerate this. Because it's a farming community, number one.

I mean, there's a lot of cattle ranchers in this area. And I like the way police handled it, but this infuriates me. That's so ignorant. That is so ignorant. It jumped your fence. Oh, use your little, use your little sissy boy, 22, to. go out and handle the cowly uh let's see oh man bites dog dog bites man coyote attacks florida man and a shocking junkyard incident i'm uh it's a i can't get this to open of course of course it would

yeah we're gonna have to probably have to i don't think we're gonna be able to get this one yeah well i can't get that either because yay yeah safari i know anyway but i'm mad about the guy that So the coyote, he attacked a Florida man, shocking junkyard incident. It was on Tuesday. And the guy was going about his usual routine. And he saw this like disoriented, rough-looking coyote. And it wandered into his lot. And then it just lunged at him.

He said it, he goes, it didn't just bite and run that it held onto his arm. And they had a call for the, you know, wildlife, et cetera. But that, I mean, that sounds rabid in those instances. They didn't follow up on that, but I'm sure that they checked it out. They're mad because they have a that Starbucks baristas who are picketing because of a dress code. I'm trying to understand why they're upset. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash, with you. And that's right.

What are the, what's wrong with the uniform? Nothing. Like what are they, I don't understand. They said that they're, they're protesting. testing the dress code per AP because it requires them to wear a solid black shirt and khaki black or blue denim bottoms. And then they, under the previous dress code, they could wear a broader range of darker colors. They said they want their green aprons to stand out. And a Starbucks workers united said the dress code should be subject to collective bargaining. Starbucks, they said it has

lost its way. Instead of listening to baristas who make, oh my gosh, are you, instead of making, listening to baristas who make the Starbucks experience what it is. Wait, what is the Starbucks experience? Hold up. What is the Starbucks experience? My favorite is the names purposefully not being right, which I think is a gimmick. Do you ever see the thing where the guy was like, my name is Mark with a C and they put Kark on the cup? Yeah. And like, like, what else? Like when you wait for forever for your overroasted beans, right? Is that what it is? Or, I mean, I'm just curious. Like it's, I don't know. I don't get it. You're, it's, you're serving coffee. You're a barista. When I was a waitress throughout college, I had to wear like darker slacks.

I got a uniform shirt, but I had to wear dark colored slacks and dark tennis shoes. I could not wear bright colors. And I went with it because that was the rule. Businesses have the right to go. we want to make sure our branding stands out. And if you don't like it, dear sweet heavens, go get another job because it's amazing. There's so many coffee places in the United States, Cain? There's so many coffee places in the United States. It's not like a heritage thing.

I have to work at Starbucks because my grandmother worked at Starbucks and her grandmother worked at Starbucks. You make a coffee. It's very simple. somebody goes Customers don't care what color our clothes are I don't care about hearing someone bitch About having to wear a certain attire

To make coffee I just I don't care They said that they're being criticized because they Sell styles of Starbucks branded clothing That employees can't wear And Starbucks said it would give

Two free black t-shirts to each employee When it announced the dress code That's what I got when I worked at Hula hands Oh I did I was slinging that Tady soup I worked at hula hands. I had to wear black tennis shoes and they were not the attractive kind. They were like nursing home tennis shoes and black trousers and I had like a maroon shirt.

And it had to be long sleeve. I can't even wear short sleeve. My stuff had to be long sleeve and it had to be a button down shirt. That's what I had to wear. It was really unfortunate in August. So the apparently fewer than less than one percent of Starbucks workers are even participating in the strikes. I'm just, I'm sorry. This is such a first world entitled.

rat problem. Can you, is it possible to, I don't want to protest. I just want to make fun of people in a picket line style. Can you, if someone's like doing that for this, can you just make fun of them while they're doing it? Like, oh, I'm so sad. I don't get to wear what I want to wear it work. Man, how do you think doctors and nurses feel? And they got to wear scrubs to operate on brains and stuff. Wow. You're making coffee. Now, if you don't like it, you can go work at Duncan or I even know what their uniform requirements are, or a million of these other little coffee places. Do you think it's like a bragging point? Wait, here's a question I have.

This ought to be, honestly, like a Christopher guest documentary called barista. I just came up with it right now in my head, where it's like Bestin Show that made fun of dog shows and Parker Posey was in it and it's hysterical. But it's like for barista. So is it, and the reason I am asking this, is it because do they view being a barista? at Starbucks is like snooty. Like, oh, you work at Duncan. I'm a barista at Starbucks. Is that, Steve, you're a millennial.

Is that a thing? Do you know anybody who's a barista? Is that literally look like that? I mean, it's a fancy word for a coffee house employee who literally pulls espresso. You know what's funny? Is that the only people I know that are still working that type of job

look exactly like that? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, is there, I would be more, I don't know, like I just, I'm wondering what the specific complaint about the dress code is because they haven't stated it. They said, we're against a dress code, but they haven't stated what about that dress code is unpleasant or whatever it is they're standing against. It's not what we want, Kane. Right. That's literally all they're saying.

Yeah. I don't get it. I, I, they don't like long sleeves, like they don't like black shirts. They haven't said anything about what the dress code is and what their actual objections are. They're just objecting to the idea of a company having a dress code. This is a waste of time. So barista is based on, it originated in Italy. It's like, you know, it's a, it's a person that makes the coffee, right?

And it's, it's an Italian term. And I'm sorry, but I've been to Italian coffee shops in Italy. And I've been to Starbucks. what you're doing is not the same. It is not. Don't sit here and try to sell me the stale-ass lemon pound cake and your over-roasted beans and be like, no, I'm a barista. You're pulling coffee.

It's not the same. It is not the same experience. I mean, I would like to think that some of the actual baristas that are in Italy, like when they're pulling espresso, if they think it smells bad or burnt or stale, they're, I'm not serving this. You don't even give us an affigato. Stop it.

Oh. So mad. I have to wear these clothes to serve coffee. So less than 1% are protesting. You cannot make fun of this stuff enough. Good night. And they're mad about it. And I'm, I don't know.

Clearly I'm missing something. I apparently, I don't know. We all are. I just think that there's maybe, I don't know. Like it's, they said that, yeah, it should have been collective bargaining. Shut up. go work somewhere else then

I can't man okay so sidebar because this really puts me in the frame of mind I've been watching this sci-fi show basically about an alien invasion I don't really like watching a lot of TV but it has to be engaging and if your first

60 seconds isn't good I'm not watching like if I take a bite of food and it tastes bad I will spit it on my plate and I will not eat it I'm like you know life's too short you know what I'm saying like if I had bad coffee I'll be like this tastes like Satan made it and I'll slide it back over. Anyway, so I've been watching

this show. It's called the Eternot. And it's, is it on Netflix? I can't remember. Yeah, it's on Netflix. It's an Argentinian show based in Argentina. So there's subtitles. Never do a dub, ever. Dubs suck. They're horrible. But the show

is called The Eternot. And it's non-woke at all. There's no woke, but it is so good. It's very brilliantly done. and my kids, one of my kids in particular, because I was talking about like, man, if this was happening, I would already be like a warlord and I would have all this like shut down and I'd have a gate and I'd have blah blah blah blah blah rolling out and like people are resources, you know, harvest and you know and my son was like you're not allowed out of the house.

And I just, this makes me want to fast forward into that world, right? all the asteroids, smod, everything else. Let's just get right to it, right? But this kind of stuff. It puts me right there. I'm like, this stuff wouldn't fly. Like, if you're, if, if, it's not enough for you to be concerned about during

Armageddon, then maybe don't get upset about it right now. Right? I feel like that's a pretty good measure. Use the Armageddon yardstick. Are you going to be mad about this if you have, if you're dealing with an alien invasion and a pole reversal? Because if not, shut up. Armageddon Yardstick is a dope band name. Dude, right?

That is actually a pretty good band name. Now that I think about it. But the Eaternot is fabulous. It's so good. It's such a good. Oh, it's so good. But anyway, I'm like, I could swing that. I mean, sure, I'll fight aliens and whatever.

I could hang with that. But at least I won't have, you know, people complaining that they have to wear a certain kind of shirt while they're pulling coffee at the Starbucks. would you want somebody like that making your food? I don't care about the attire of the person who's making my food. I don't either. I don't care what a company is a little dispute they have with their people.

I just, why is it $13 for like a regular, you know, I don't get coffee at Starbucks because, you know. It took me like two visits to figure out the difference between Venti and Grande. Because Grande is supposed to be large. That's what Grande means. And then Vente is only 20. and it's like, uh, that's not very large.

Well, you're not supposed to have that much coffee. But Venti's the largest. Like nobody drinks. Like, that's, Starbucks made giant,

you know, garbage sizes, like normal. It's not supposed to be like that. Like, your coffee should not be cold by the time you get to the end of it. That's bad.

I agree with that. That means you've been given too much, and that's stupid. But I always like more coffee. I'm not against, then you can have several different shots of it. I like espresso or just like an Americano. I want it black and bitter like my heart.

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They said that they're protesting the dress code per AP. Because it requires them to wear a solid black shirt and khaki black or blue denim bottoms. And then they, under the previous dress code, they could wear a broader range of darker colors. They said they want their green aprons to stand out. And a Starbucks workers united said the dress code should be, blah, subject to collective bargaining. Starbucks, they said, has lost its way. Instead of listening to baristas who make, oh my gosh, are you, instead of making, listening to baristas who make the Starbucks experience what it is. Wait, what is the Starbucks experience?

Hold up. What is the Starbucks experience? My favorite is the names purposefully not being right, which I think is a gimmick. Do you ever see the thing where the guy was like, my name is Mark with a C, and they put kark on the cup? Yeah. And like what else? Like when you wait for forever for your overroasted beans, right?

Is that what it is? Or, I mean, I'm just curious. Like it's, I don't know. I don't get it. You're serving coffee. You're a barista. When I was a waitress throughout college, I had to wear like darker slacks. I got a uniform shirt, but I had to wear dark colored slacks and dark tennis shoes. I could not wear bright colors. And I went with it because that was the rule. Businesses have the right to go. We want to make sure our branding stands out. And if you don't like it, dear sweet heavens, go get another job because it's amazing. There's so many coffee places in the United States, Kane. There's, I There's so many coffee places in the United States. It's not like a heritage thing.

I have to work at Starbucks because my grandmother worked at Starbucks and her grandmother worked at Starbucks. You make a coffee. It's very simple. Somebody goes, customers don't care what color our clothes are. I don't care about hearing someone bitch about having to wear a certain attire to make coffee. They said that they're being criticized because they sell star. of Starbucks-branded clothing that employees can't wear.

And Starbucks said it would give two free black t-shirts to each employee when it announced the dress code. That's what I got when I worked at Hula Hans. Oh, I did. I was slinging that Tadie Soup. I worked at hula hands. I had to wear black tennis shoes and they were not the attractive kind. They were like nursing home tennis shoes and black trousers and I had like a maroon shirt. And it had to be long sleeve.

I can't even wear short sleeve. My stuff had to be long sleeve and it had to be a button-down shirt. That's what I had to wear. it was really unfortunate in August so the apparently fewer than less than 1% of Starbucks workers

are even participating in the strikes I'm just I'm sorry this is such a first world entitled brat problem can you is it is it possible to I don't want to protest I just want to make fun of people in a picket line style can you if someone's like doing that for this

can you just make fun of them while they're doing it like oh I'm so sad I don't get to wear what I want to wear it work. Man, how do you think doctors and nurses feel? And they got to wear scrubs to operate on brains and stuff. Wow. You're making coffee. Now, if you don't like it, you can go work at Duncan, or I even know what their uniform requirements are, or a million of these other little coffee places. Do you think it's like a bragging point? Wait, here's a question I have. This ought to be, honestly, like a Christopher guest documentary called Barista. I just came up with it right on my head.

where it's like a best in show that made fun of dog shows and Parker Posey was in it and it's hysterical. But it's like for barista. So is it, and the reason I am asking this, is it because do they view being a barista at Starbucks as like snooty? Like, oh, you work at Duncan. I'm a barista at Starbucks. Is that, Steve, you're a millennial. Is that a thing? Is it, do you know anybody who's a barista?

Is that literally look like that? I mean, it's a fancy word for a coffee house employee who literally pulls espresso. You know what's funny is that the only people I know that are still working that type of job look exactly like that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, is there, I would be more, I don't know, like I just. I'm wondering what the specific complaint about the dress code is because they haven't stated it. They said, we're against a dress code.

But they haven't stated what about that dress code is unplanned. pleasant or whatever it is they're standing against. It's not what we want, Kane. Right. That's literally all they're saying. Yeah. I don't get it. They don't like long sleeves, like they don't like black shirts.

They haven't said anything about what the dress code is and what their actual objections are. They're just objecting to the idea of a company having a dress code. This is a waste of time. So barista is based on it. It originated in Italy. It's like, you know, it's a person that makes the coffee, right? and it's it's an Italian term and I'm sorry but I've been to Italian coffee shops in Italy and I've been to Starbucks's what you're doing is not the same it's not it is not it is not

don't sit here and try to sell me the stale-ass lemon pound cake and you're overroasted beans and be like no I'm a barista you're pulling coffee it's not the same it is not the same experience I mean I would like to think that some of the actual barista that are in Italy, like when they're pulling espresso, if they think it smells bad or burnt or stale, they're, I'm not serving this. You don't even give us an affigado. Stop it. Oh, so mad. I have to wear these clothes to serve coffee. So less than 1% are protesting. You cannot make fun of the stuff enough. Good night. And they're mad about it. And I'm, I don't know. Clearly I'm missing something. I apparently, I don't know.

I just think that there's maybe, I don't know, like it's, they said that, yeah, it should have been collective bargaining. Shut up. Go work somewhere else then. I can't. Man. Okay, so sidebar. Because this really puts me in the frame of mind. I've been watching this sci-fi show basically about an alien invasion.

I don't really like watching a lot of TV, but it has to be engaging. and if your first 60 seconds isn't good, I'm not watching. Like if I take a bite of food and it tastes bad, I will spit it on my plate and I will not eat it. I'm like, you know, life's too short. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I had bad coffee, I'll be like, like, this tastes like Satan made it and I'll slide it back over. Anyway, so I've been watching this show. It's called The Eaternot.

And it's, is it on Netflix? I can't remember. Yeah. Yeah, it's on Netflix. It's an Argentinian show based in Argentina. So there's subtitles. Never do a dub, ever. Dubs suck. They're horrible. But the show is called The Eternot. And it's non-woke at all. There's no woke, but it is so good. It's very brilliantly done. And my kids, one of my kids in particular, because I was talking about like, man, if this was happening, I would already be like a warlord and I would have all this like shut down and I'd have a gate and I'd have blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, rolling out. And my people are resources, you know, harvest. And, you know, and my, you know, and my,

my son was like you're not allowed out of the house and I just this makes me want to fast forward into that world right through all the asteroids smod everything else let's just get right to it right but um this kind of stuff it puts me right there I'm like this stuff wouldn't fly like if you're if it's not enough for you to be concerned about during Armageddon then maybe don't get upset about it right now right I feel like that's a pretty good measure. Use the Armageddon Yardstick. Are you going to be mad about this if you're dealing with

an alien invasion and a pole reversal? Because if not, shut up. Armageddon Yardstick's a dope band name. Dude, right? That is actually a pretty good band name. Now that I think about it. But the Eaternot is fabulous. It's

so good. It's such a good. Oh, it's so good. But anyway, I'm like, I could swing that. I mean, sure, I'll fight aliens and whatever. I can hang. I could hang with that. But at least I won't have, you know, people complaining that they have to wear a certain kind of shirt while they're pulling coffee at the Starbucks. Would you want somebody like that making your food? I don't care about the attire of the person who's making my food. I don't either.

I don't care what a company's little dispute they have with their people. I just, why is it $13 for like a regular, you know? I don't get coffee at Starbucks because, you know. It took me like two visits to figure out the difference between Venti and. Grande because Grande is supposed to be large. That's what Grande means. And then Vente's only 20 and it's like, uh, that's not very large. Well, you're not supposed to have that much coffee. But Vente's the largest. Like nobody drinks like that's, Starbucks made giant, you know, garbage sizes like normal. It's not supposed to be like that. Like your coffee should not be cold by the time you get to the end of it.

That's bad. That means you've been given too much and that's stupid. But I always like more coffee. Then you can have several different shots of it. I like espresso or just like an Americano. I want it black and bitter like my heart. Save your stupid sugar and your milk that just reduces the intensity. Nay. So anyway, I could not get over that story. I was fascinated by that, and I absolutely had to share that with you.

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