The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Best Actor(ess)?!

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

Dana Loesch shares her thoughts on a biological man, Karla Sofía Gascón, being nominated for "Best Actress" at this year’s Academy Awards. Meanwhile, Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Nancy Mace get into it at a Committee hearing.Please visit our great sponsors:All Family Pharmacyhttps://AllFamilyPharmacy.com/DanaUse code Dana10 for 10% off your entire order. Byrnahttps://byrna.com/dana2025 is a great time to think about your self-defense options.  Visit Byrna.com/Dana to receive 10% off your purchase.  GoldcoGet your free Gold and Silver kit and see if your order qualifies for a 10% instant match in bonus silver.  Visit https://DanaLikesGold.com HumanNhttps://humann.comSupport your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels with Superberine by HumanN.  Find it now at your local Sam’s Club next to SuperBeets Heart Chews.  KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comInnovation. Performance. Keltec. Learn more at KelTecWeapons.com today.Native Pathhttps://GetNativePath.com/DanaStock up on NativePath Collagen for up to 45% off, plus free shipping!Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/DanaMake the switch today and get a FREE MONTH of service with promo code Dana at PatriotMobile.com/Dana.ReadyWisehttps://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on your entire purchase.Relief Factorhttps://relieffactor.comTurn the clock back on pain with Relief Factor.  Get their 3 week quick start for only $19.95 today! Call 1-800-4-RELIEF or visit ReliefFactor.com  Tax Network USAhttps://TNUSA.com/DANADon’t let the IRS’s aggressive tactics control your life empower yourself with Tax Network USA’s support.  Call 1(800)958-1000 or visit TNUSA.com/DANA

Dana Lashes of Sur Truth podcast, sponsored by Keltec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. So I'm trying to understand. So this is an NBC2 local affiliate out there in Florida. Cape Coral man was arrested after he claimed that his house was poisoned and attempted to break into another house. How do you poison a house? The victim was seen trying to open a lock sliding door.

on the back of the home. The victim said he confronted the guy, told him that he was armed. And that's when the intruder ran away from the scene before officers arrived. The guy, Antonio Cruz, Appariccio, he was attempting to gain entry into a home. He was yelling for help saying his house was poisoned. They actually had a tasing to get him under control. And they found his wallet at a separate residence. So he got charged, a couple charges, burglary resisting with violence.

Yeah, that's That's kind of freaky. Just I didn't even, I mean, obviously They probably did a mental health check on him. This, let's see. Ooh, I got a couple of other ones. This is, oh, a Florida woman was arrested after she accidentally texted a sheriff's

department instead of her drug dealer. That can happen, I'm sure, to people like Octavia Wells, they're 41 years old. She sent a text message trying to get fentanyl before leaving town. Apparently, though, she accidentally texted an narcotics investigator within the sheriff's office. And, oh, boy, the investigator adeptly engaged her in conversation, masquerading as her drug dealer, arranged to meet with her. She went to the gas station thinking she was meeting her drug dealer. And instead, she was met with a team of investigators.

And she was taken into custody because they, they charged with the whole. whole bunch of stuff. And I don't know if like buying with the intent to distribute was part of it. But this, let's see, a couple of, there's a Lee County man that got in trouble for slashing tires following a road rage incident. 37 year old Matthew Tobler. He was slashing tires of a vehicle, according to Lee County Sheriff's office. And he was making obscene gestures, hand gestures at nearby motorist. And when, a victim said that he, why would you approach the vehicle? There was an incident, a vehicle, the victim approached that Tobler's vehicle. He got out of the car, began threatening him with a knife, and then started slashing his tires before leaving the scene.

So they were able to take, I mean, what the hell is wrong with, what is, I'm going to tell you what? People can't drive, that is for sure. I've got some stories. I actually have a story that happened to me over Christmas that I'll share when I'm able to share it. But yeah, people cannot drive. and let's see Saudi Arabia is pressing a Floridian well a man in Florida

to give up his U.S. citizenship over critical tweets. It's a Florida retiree. He made social media post-critical of the Crown Prince and because Saudi Arabia doesn't have the same kind of speech. Interesting. Our partners are bringing you the program.

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dude Carla Sophia Gascon it's ma'am and gascon the movie has gotten 13 nominations and this guy got nominated for an Oscar oh he did he did. Mr. Carla got nominated for an Oscar. Oh, but there's a catch. Mr. Carla got nominated for Best Actress Oscar. She sounds hideous. Well, she's a guy, so. Yeah. Best Actress Oscar. Yeah. And that was after the 2020 change in policy. when the Academy of Motion Pictures, Arts and Sciences, they wanted inclusion and all this stuff. And you have to have Academy Inclusion Standards and, you know, things like that. So Amelia Perez has, you know, 13 nominations. And one of those is a dude who's up for best actress.

And Glad was not happy. They said that it is a step backwards for trans representation. They're mad because they said that the representations in Amelia Prys. Perez, I'm reading their statement, are considered tropes in the portrayal of the trans community. If you're trans, you're already playing to a trope. You're a living trope. I mean, I'm not, if you want to do what you want to do on your own time, that's fine, but don't gaslight me. You're a trope.

You are patterning your identity after stereotypical characteristics. and in most cases they are greatly exaggerated to a caricature effect. That's a trope. You embody trope in order to be trans. And so the, so Glad was saying that they were upset with it. The alphabet, so one of the memes that's going around, was it the Simpsons? I can't remember if there's The Simpsons.

So they have, there's this gift where everybody puts their hands in a circle, you know, and then somebody has a peg in the center and somebody else's hand scoots the stick away. So it's all, that's the LGBT hands. And then the T comes in there and all the LGBs brush the T away. That's the, that's the, there's a reason for that because they're livid. So the academy is like patting itself on the back for this. And now you got to do. who is up for best actress. I kind of hope he wins just because they all deserve it.

I hope the women deserve to be robbed for even going along with us. So that's fine. They, it's, I, the guys that do, now here's the other thing, and Kane noted this. That Mr. Carla milkshake ducked himself, didn't he? Because Mr. Carla, I'm pulling this up,

got really mad at the, people in the gay and trans community that were criticizing his either performance in the film or his nomination for Best Actress. And the man known as Mr. Carlo went off and I can't even read the statement. Yeah, it was basically go do something unflattering, to yourself, you unflattering, That's, yeah. That's to the extent of it. And apparently used, they got mad because he used slurs.

What? Can you, if you're trans, can you get in trouble for using a trans slur? Like, if you're trans, can you say tranny? If you're a mechanic, can you say tranny? You know, talking about the same. So this, I want to see this, just, I hope this explodes. I would watch the Oscars for that. Just to watch them all fight over.

that little gold statue, the golden calf, as it were. I'd watch the Oscars for that. Would you? Just to watch them melt down over a clearly a dude. That dude looks like that chick on TikTok who runs down Republican women's appearances. Looks just like her. Face frozen, baboon ass lips. I mean, it just boom, right there.

Anyway, you're right? I hate everything. So, just saying, I want to see them. completely devolved into a slap fight at that. Achieving vibrant youthful skin doesn't have to be complicated. With the power of native path collagen, you can nourish your body from within and enhance not just your skin, but also your hair, your nails. By incorporating native path collagen into your daily routine, you can promote a plump radiant complexion, reduce signs of aging, and boost your overall vitality, all without any unnecessary fillers or additives. Native path collagen has only

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick 5. Oh, let's see here. All right. First up, this intoxicated patron who is outside of an adult gentleman's place, really gentleman, bit a police officer's thumb, got super in trouble. He all, he doesn't look. He doesn't look sad about it.

It's from Pennsylvania. Intoxicated man charged with felony assault. He, like, bit the whole thumb off. How do you butt? What kind of jaws and teeth do you have that you can just chomp like that? That's actually kind of terrifying. Think about it. Did it happen when he got tased?

No. That would make sense. I mean, they were trying to get him in a cruiser. He placed his head through the sliding plexiglass partition and began shouting. And then he bit the officer's thumb, leaned all his body went into the back, rear seat causing more pain. Yeah, the guy, they had to taser him a ton apparently to get him to release.

And then he had to go to the hospital and like get part of it read. That's like terrifying. Hey, uh, let's see. This, uh, ooh, the ultimate selfie has claimed 480 lives. I don't know why people do. Let him do it. It's like, uh, self-cleaning ovens.

I'm not kidding. The small Japanese city of Otaru, they're hiring security guards to manage tourists because tourists are like falling off bridges and being stupid. But there's also the Grand Canyon. Apparently that's the world's deadliest selfie spot. People literally fall off the rocks into the canyon all the damn time. I did not know it was so prevalent.

They said that apparently between 2008 and 2021 alone, almost 400 people and selfie accidents have fallen like to their deaths. Really? Somebody's campaign coffers really are struggling right now. So she's going to keep saying trans, trans, trans so that people will feel threatened. And child, listen, I want to tell me whether or not. Do not call me a child. I am no child.

I want to find out which of those emails actually have. I am reclaiming my time. You will not do that. I am not a child. I am reclaiming my time. If you want to take it outside. Mr. Chairman and committee. I'm not.

Now look, I'm not, I'm not necessarily. I would say a fan girl of Nancy Mays. But I'm not going to lie. First off, don't sit here and slay Mace for that. Every single time, somebody is acting a fool. Every single time we got videos, somebody being a fool

and one of these here in like the chamber like this, Jasmine Crockett, who's from Dallas, is always one of them. Always one of them. Every damn time. It is always her. And that's who it was. Jasmine Crockett, and it was Nancy Mace. Welcome back to the

program, bottom of this third hour. And she's like, child, you know, whatever. And then she has the audacity. She's the victim, don't you know? Jasmine, I was pulling up this tweet. What did she say? Oh, she goes, that's what she wrote. She goes, if you want to see the

difference between House Stems and House GF, hey, watch this. Today I introduced an amendment to reinstate the Oversight Subcommittee on Civil Rights and Civil Liberties. Oh, wait, sidebar. Oh, now you want oversight? And then she goes, my Republican colleague threatened to physically fight me about it. Oh my gosh. Well, first off, you were a condescending to her. And if, because Jasmine Crockett behaved like a condescending brat is why. And when you were speaking to her, she thinks that this makes her look good. And I just feel like, you know, people are tired of it. They just, I think it's like Mace and others were just tired of it. So Mace said, we can take it outside. Now she didn't say she's going to fight her. She just said we can, you know, like talk about it outside, maybe. Or it was cash me outside. How about now? I mean, I mean, I.

I mean, maybe, you know, was, could be. But I don't know. I've got questions, namely, why is all of her hair on one side of her head? But that's number one. But number two, why does she always do this? They always instigate. And then when they get it back, they act like victims. Now, some people are saying, well, this is, you know, so unbecoming of these representatives.

so unbecoming of them. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. This is where I, it is not unbecoming. If you, if you put some noise to bed, that's not unbecoming to finally just, I get aggravated about that because sometimes I stay real quiet, even in the face of, you know,

unrelenting nonsense. And then finally, when I do strike back, because I'm always harsh, then the, oh, it's so mean. Well, you should have been saying something when these people were trying to instigate. So I don't know. I don't really think Mace is in the wrong here, do you?

Kane? I don't think she's in the wrong at all. Why are some of the right clutching their pearls? I mean, for some of the stuff, like, when she wore the letter A on her sweater, I was like, geez. Did you wear that because it's tight? Come on. On this, she's not the wrong.

I particularly love the giant cross earrings. I felt like they added some pizzazz to the whole scene. You know what I'm saying? I got some too, but they would get caught in my turtleneck today, which I'm going to wear in perpetuity right now until it stops being freezing. You can't fight in those earrings. Oh, yeah, you can. Oh, you take them out.

I don't recommend. Oh, well, there it is. Son, you take them out. Don't you call me, son? I'm a grown man. Do you want to just take this outside? Oh, my gosh. Child.

I don't know if I would have said what May said. I would have been like, okay, listen up. I'd have maybe just like throwing it back in that way. I don't know if I would have been like, let's go outside. That was like her first response. Oh yeah? Let's go outside.

Man, her and Crockett just Crockett never stops. Ever. She's from Dallas. I forget who she replaced. Somebody worthless. I can't remember. So that was, I saw that.

I'm like, yeah, she's really Mesa really isn't in the wrong here. Not really. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.