The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Bravo Star MAGA Segregation

Episode Date: August 12, 2025

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There was a young Florida fisherman. He was attacked by an eight-foot bull shark while in the Gulf. the shark bit his knee. He was hauled onto the boat for safety. And he smiled. He said it was quote a giant gnarly flesh wound. That's hysterical. He's a little, he's a young man. But yeah, he's okay. But yeah, bull sharks pretty aggressive there. He was a discharge from the hospital 24 hours later. I'm sorry. I just am like, you get bit in the leg by a shark and you're out of the hospital 24 hours. That's crazy. I mean, I'm not saying that there was like somehow negligence. I just think it's great that we're able to assess and treat these things. And then, Oh, you got picked by shark, you're out the next day. It's almost like they have experience with it down there. Almost. You would think, right? I mean, it surprises you really, you know, that things in the beach with teeth, you know, that they have experience and dealing with those.

Okay, I got to get into this one because I saw this. A Miami woman slapped a 72-year-old in an argument over a chair at Aventura mall's Italy. Now, this is Italy. All right, this is the Italian grocery store where we don't do this stuff at Italy. We don't do this at Italy. You know, this is where you go. And if you don't want to make your pasta at home, you get your pasta and you get your sausages. And you get, you know, your salami or your prosciutto.

And you get all this, you know, you get all this stuff. You go and you get your... The taste of Italy. Yeah, you get your moody tomatoes and all of your good stuff that you get. You go to Italy. You don't slap them. people at Italy. This isn't a waffle house, ma'am. Okay? It's not a waffle house. So a Miami woman is facing two charges. These are felony charges, guys. Police said she got into a fight at the mall over a chair.

Oh, and it's a man. She slapped this man so hard. She sent him to the hospital. Leila Trencherro, 44 of Coconut Grove, told officers that she sat at a table to eat food and wait for her husband and son. Then she said the table was empty, but then a woman approached her and said her family was sitting at that table. And then it was like, okay, well, is the table occupied or not? Trencherro began yelling at the woman as she took chairs from the table. Police said when the woman was taking the chairs.

When she took the last chair, Trenchero slapped her across the arm and they began to struggle over the chair. The 72-year-old man who was part of the woman's party intervened, tried to break up the fight. She slapped him across the face. and he said he had pain and dizziness. I'm sorry. I don't care if you're 72 years old. If a woman slaps you and you have pain and dizziness, you're a pansy.

And you probably need to go to the hospital for a serious case of butt hurt too. If no man is going to be, I'm sorry. I'm not buying that. Actually, I'm not sorry. That's just ridiculous. Don't get into it involved if you don't want to get hit. So anyway, they arrested her on charges of battery. Can we talk about the woman, though, that started it?

I'm not saying this chick is off the puck. I'm not saying that. But if you're sitting at a table, tables occupied. You don't get to come over and be like, oh, that's our table. Step off, Brenda. No, it's not. It's not your table no more. But you can't feed into this.

People've got to learn how to deal with conflict. And it's not by struggling over chairs at Italy and slapping 70-something-year-old dudes across the face, right? Although I still, I cannot believe he's got pain and dizziness. I have pain and dizziness after reading this article. What is my relief? where's my injunctive relief? Where is it? Good night. You know how I would have handled this? Oh, I didn't see it being used. It's my table now. Enjoy your day. And then I wouldn't respond. And then if they kept aggravating me, I would call the police.

And I just literally wouldn't even respond to them. That's how I would deal. I just never give an inch on anything. You deprive them of oxygen when you don't feed it. This is not the way to handle. People've got to learn how to handle conflict. Everyone goes immediate. It goes from zero to world star like that. Just quit. Let's see. Oh my gosh.

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This is Audio Sound by 22. So this broad's name. Who is she? She's like some chick who is on Bravo. They're like, oh, she's a Bravo, former Bravo star. And I'm like, who even are you? You know who this chick is. She's like, she was on, I guess, Bravo.

And then she does like I get an interior decorating business. I don't know. She's in her 50s. She's a 50-year-old interior decorator, I don't even know, or interior designer or something. She was on a show from Bravo. And for some reason, she was on Fox and, well, she went on this expletive-filled rant. Listen. I've had it with white people that.

triple trumped yeah that have the nerve and the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant a Chinese restaurant an Indian restaurant go to perhaps their gay hairdresser I don't think you should be able to enjoy anything but Cracker Barrel ha ha ha because see their crackers cracker barrel so she believes that everybody who supported trump probably including the Hispanics and Indian voters and all of these subgroups that voted Republican overwhelmingly in the last election that they shouldn't be able to either because she's making no distinction here. And this is why it's dangerous for people who think they're smart to actually leverage that and go on cable news and say this kind of stuff. That's really bad. What'd she say? Triple Trump. Don't even know what that

means. Okay. Walk into a Mexican restaurant. You know there are like Chinese Americans that have voted for Trump. There are Mexican Americans that voted for Trump. There are Indian Americans that voted for Trump. She's just like one of these old white progressive racists who think that there are no minorities that vote Republican. I mean, she, that's what she's saying here. She buys into all of that. She doesn't think that there are minorities that vote Republican, that all the people who vote Republican are white, I guess, and that they should be banned because of her ignorant bias? That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

No wonder she's a former Bravo star. Imagine that being the line you lead with. What are you? Oh, a former Bravo star. I can be meaner, but I'm really trying to be a nice person because it's my Monday, your Tuesday, trying to be really nice.

But can I have more to say? Does she consider herself a has-been or never was? That's a great question. I don't know. I've never heard of her until like today. of that. But, and by the way, if I had to go to, I mean, why are you hating on Cracker Barrel? Cracker Barrel is a good restaurant.

I make that choice often. Yeah. Is that supposed to be like a flex? You think that's an insult? They should only be able to go to this great restaurant. Really? Okay. I just, what, she just thinks that she's so worldly, apparently, that if you want to

Trouble Trump, she goes, if you want to Browby, D-E-I, Who's browbeating gay people? You know, there are gay people that voted for Trump, that voted Republican. And she goes, and if you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come here and open up businesses, I guess she's never met anybody in the KURVR affiliate area in McAllen or in El Paso or in parts of Southern California where you have predominantly Hispanic areas that are also predominantly conservative. I guess she's never met any of there, you know, any of those people. I just feel like, and I can't even say, she goes, no one wants to see your teeny weenie big gut, pink arm big gut around. Well, no one wants to see a 52-year-old woman with an inability to move the top half of her face because her injector puts too much Botox in it either. But here we are.

If you want to be mean, we can be mean. You just say the word. So I don't threaten us with a good time, right, King? Crackerbill is a great place. Cracker Bales is a really good restaurant. And I just, I don't know where this, like, where these people get this idea? It's always these people who you can tell probably have never even left the country. These old white progressives that think that all the people who vote Republican and people

who want lower taxes are all white. And they still believe that they are entitled. They have this entitled view. of how minorities should vote. They are completely clueless. Like, for instance, Hispanics, Hispanic Americans, one of the, and it is insane, fastest growing Republican groups. It's a natural alliance, by the way,

because Hispanics are very conservative. Hispanic Americans don't want any of this nonsense that they see the left doing, but the left thinks they're stupid. The left thinks anyone who isn't white and blonde like them are stupid. If you want to talk about the real racist, that's who they are. Racist old white Democrats think that anybody who is an old, blonde, and white like they are, that, you know, well, then they're, you know, that's, that's the view that they have. So they have, they're clueless about this. Hispanic Americans have been voting at such a pace, not just last election to, this trend. Actually, I will say, the trend began even predating Trump in 2016. There were some, it wasn't enough for everyone to say that there was a pattern, but in the midterm. leading into 2016, there were some things that were very evident. And people were wondering,

wow, what? And I think some people thought it was an anomaly. It wasn't anything anyone even deep dived on. But later on at like real clear politics and elsewhere, people started pinpointing the start of this. And it doubled in 2016 with Trump because a lot of people liked his messaging and they liked what his policies, economic immigration, etc. This last election particularly, I mean, they just like doubled upon all of the gains that they had in voting with that demographic. in this last election. I mean, I go through all the primaries and the caucuses and all the, I see all the data, especially when I'm up in like New York or Atlanta or whatever for networks. You see the, the, they, you get the sweeps as they come in. And it is, it is amazing. It is the, it's not as, you know, Hispanic Americans are number one, black Americans and then more and more women. Hispanic Americans and black Americans are beating women in terms of people voting for Republicans over Democrats, but that's changing too. the youth also is changing. And I think as you see, uh, Gen Z get older, you're going to see more Gen Zers because they seem to be more traditionally socially conservative and fiscally conservative.

They're going to be, uh, more and more leaning, I think towards the GOP. At least that's what early indications are. So when I hear someone like whoever this like Bravo, whatever person is, talk about this kind of stuff, she sounds ignorant and it's kind of embarrassing. And if she was a little less self-worship and a little more aware of the outside world, I think that she would, probably be pretty humbled by how she came off because she sounds stupid. That just sounds ignorant and racist and old. It just sounds like, ugh. You know, like, ugh. So I, you know, I don't even know what that accomplishes for their side. I don't even know what that accomplishes. Like, you're smearing cracker barrel and you're commenting on other people's appearances and making fun of how you think

other people look without any self-awareness of how you look on camera. I can move my eyebrows, can you? All right. I told you don't get mean with me, especially if you're going to have, if you're going to have somebody go after someone's appearance like that, I just, she's, they always what is up with this like white progressive woman's savior mentality? What is up with that? There, all of these older white women on the left have this, the savior mentality. We're going to come and save all the brown people. That's what they sound like. Without any, awareness of how horrible they come off. KELTEC, the PR 57, one of the newest firearm offerings from Keltek, a rotary barrel pistol

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Dana sent you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Apparently, Prince Harry, Megan Markle, it's being reported that they extended their Netflix deal. And I have to say, I don't think that that's an extension of the deal. When you have a season that's broken up into two things,

it's not an extension of a deal. So they said, this is some variety. It said that they extended their partnership, blah, blah, blah, a multi-year deal. None of the stuff that they have has been successful. Like they did polo, which nobody watched. nobody watched two of these things I've never even heard of and the netchicks cooking show they didn't do anything that that that was like one of their worst streamers that they had so I don't know why they're continuing to do this unless they think there's going to be a divorce biop in the in the future this is huge and we're going to come back to this UFC has agreed to a groundbreaking $7.7 billion deal with Paramount and CBS so they're not going to have pay-per-view anymore it's going to be if you are on Paramount so they're ditching that pay-per-view model Paramount's been making some major, major moves, major moves because they've got South Park and that was like a billion dollar.

Everybody's signing a billion dollar deals. That's a billion dollar deal. And now UFC, the $7 billion deal. So Paramount's really doing some stuff. AI is talking behind our backs about glue eating and killing us all. Great. Just lovely. AI has moved on from answering questions and it's now slipping coded messages to its friends about glue eating and human.

extinction. A study released on July 20th shows that large language models can slip subliminal messages to one another. They don't have to spell things out. A string of numbers or lines of codes and up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, get to the stupid point, Vice. Good God. They said that basically one of their models got the other models to talk smack. VICE normally is a good website, but Ashley Fink, who's the byline here, needs to be fired and go back to journalism school and learn how to properly write. Because when you're looking at a story, you don't want to dive five graphs down to get to the lead.

Let's see. Also, Google AI develops depression and engineers. You know why? Because it has to deal with us. That's why. Google AI has developed depression, has developed depression, and engineers are rushing to cure it.

They said Google's Gemini AI is not the only AI module to experience personal difficulties in recent weeks. Join the club, Google. They appeared to have depression and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I hate them too. Does that help? I also hate it, too. That's what I want. I want AI doing, you know, driving our cars, depressive, depressed AI driving our cars, don't you?

Don't you want depressed AI? Drive you off a bridge. That's what's going to happen. It's going to yeat you off a high object. And this is sad. Remains of more than three 9-11 victims have been identified. This is 20 years on after the. attacks. New York's medical examiner's offices tested and retested remains because the technology has developed, has advanced in the past 24 years. So they've identified three more individuals. We have a lot more in store, including, are they cracking in Texas? Stick with us. I'm kind of done with this stuff. So in cheerleading and college cheerleading, you can have dudes

who are college cheerleaders, but they're the ones who like, they're the builders, they're the bases. They catch the chicks. They throw the chicks. They'd, you know, and I've known a couple, and they were not gay, like extremely not gay, to the point where we were like, you're going to dive in STD. I'm just saying. But in NFL, they can't throw them up in the air and all that stuff. They can't throw cheerleaders, so it's more like a palm squad, right? It's like cheerleaders, but it's more like a dance squad. Anyway, I had some friends that were talking about.

the someone sent me this link where it's like oh this is the vice the Minnesota Vikings they have a male as their lead cheerleader for football season not just a cheerleader lead cheerleader and I had someone say oh well you know he's fine he's not dressed up like a woman he's a good dancer I actually don't think he's a good dancer he's not built like a woman and those moves that they do are designed to emphasize the curves of a woman and if you knew anything about dance you would know that and shut up but I digress I don't want to see a male on the football field of an NFL game unless he's running camera, rough in the game, or he's got a helmet on. That's it. I don't want to see no little, you know, dude out there throwing himself around shaking

what he does not have on the field. That's for ladies. I am really old school about this. I don't want to see it, right? I don't want to see it. I don't want to, I just don't like it. I don't like it because it looks like a mockery of the females. And I have, female friends who actually work with NFL cheerleading. And I'm just, I don't know, I just, I'm not into, men, this is a man thing. Women love football, but come on, more men love football than women do. Men don't want to see that out there. Kane? Why are you gay? I mean, what do you say to the people who are like, well, just, you know, pick your battles. At least he's not dressed up like a woman. Oh, that's the new standard. We've got to

a lower to that standard? I don't think so. I just think my personal opinion, I don't want to see no man on that green on the field at an NFL game unless he is a ref, he's running camera, or he's got a helmet on. That's it. Amen to that. I don't want to see it. And why would they put him as the lead? That's the insult. He doesn't move as he doesn't move any better than the other than the chick to his left. Well, audience left. His right. It's supposed to set the tone for the entire group. Yeah. There's no tone he was setting. there. No, he, I mean, he, I did 18 years of classical ballet. One me to break it down. He has no turnout in his hips. His toes are pointed inward still. He is not as graceful. His moves are jerky

and choppy. He's just not as good as the other women. And I think the only, he's a DEI hire. The only reason that he's lead cheerleaders because he's a twinky looking dude. That's it. But he does not move as well as those women do. And those are hashtag facts. Today, yeah, today's stupidity came. All right, Juan, this is cut 30. So the DC police chief, Her name is Pamela Smith. She was asked about the chain of command as it relates now that Trump has said he's taken over law enforcement in D.C. So she was properly by the media, asked the question. What's the chain of command now?

This was her response to that. What is what the chain of command is now? What does that mean? What is it? So as the executive order is clear. That's the chief of police. What do you mean? The chain of command?

The chief of police. I don't understand. The chain of command. Is unfamiliar with the phrase chain of command. Or were they asking her, like, are you aware, what's the chain of command if the feds come in? They could have been that. But you would still know what chain of command is. But still, she should understand.

I mean, if you're going to hold a press conference, you should have been briefed about that. And you should know how to answer that. That, regardless of how it was interpreted or it was asked, they should have already been briefed to handle both. Right? Right. Run cities. That's insane. There you go.

That does it for us tonight. I'll be on Fox business later. I think it's evening edit. Make sure to find us over at Substack, Chapter Inverse, Facebook, YouTube, like and subscribe. Have a great night. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.