The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Canada Gonna Canada

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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I want to come back to the... the story. We just had it briefly in headlines. And thankfully, this is Canada and not the United States. But the headline is the town was fined because they refused to celebrate Pride Month. It's a town of 1,300 people. So it's a small town. The town, interestingly enough, is named Emo. It's in Ontario. And they violated the Ontario Human Rights Code that the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario established. And they said that their great offense. I mean, when you think that somebody violated, just pause for a minute. When you hear that somebody violated like some kind of human rights code, you think, wow, that sounds pretty serious, right? I mean, human rights? Super serious.

What did they do? Oh, it says here that they in the month of June did not proclaim that month, pride month. I'm sorry, what? Oh, and they all also were cited because they did not, they had failure to fly an LGBQ to whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, rainbow flag. It's a $10,000 fine, excuse me, and all of the officials in Emo are required to complete mandatory human rights training. See. Yeah, Kaine, what's your question? Who did they pay it to? Like the fine.

Who's first one set the fine? I don't know. The article doesn't actually say. The city has to pay the city? Like, what? They got a fine. Ontario, maybe. Like the province of Ontario?

So they chose not to celebrate. Well, it's not that they didn't celebrate. They just were like, we're not going to put up these tacky flags. Right. Because they are tacky. But they didn't celebrate to the standard of whoever is criticizing them. Well, I mean, if your question is, did they have a parade and fly the flags and send everyone out? in leather dominatrix gear with ball gags like the gimp from Pulp Fiction to go out and have like a full-on, you know.

Stop painting pictures. A street festival of sex capades. Then you're correct. They did not do that. There were no street sex capades celebrating pride over how you choose to do it behind closed doors. And that costs money. I mean, where's the, like, you can have pride in a little. a sin, by the way. So I think it's

ironic that they're being fine for not celebrating literal sin, which is pride. But whatever. But why is that a thing? Like, why do you got, oh, if you didn't fly the flag, you didn't affirm how someone has to sex? It's Canada, so they're not going to fight it. They're going to probably apologize and offer

some maple syrup. I don't know. The maple leaf people up there. Oh, hey, we're so sorry, eh. We forgot to fly the flag, eh? But are they paying the federal government? Are they paying... Well, I No, no, it's probably Ontario. It's probably, I don't know.

It's the Ontario people. I don't know. I don't know who these people are. The Canadians up there. They issue fines because somebody didn't fly. The town was asked to fly the alphabet rainbow flag for a week of your choosing. I choose no weeks. There's my choosing.

Yeah. Yeah, you didn't say I had to choose a week. So the language part is on use, Lick. I think there's some legal wiggle room here. I mean, where are the straight people flags at? Right. Where's that at? What do we get?

It's just the Canadian flag. I mean, I just don't think that you're going to be appropriating the rainbow. First off, that's appropriation. And I was told that was wrong. So you're appropriating the rainbow from the Christians. So let's stop there. Let's stop. That's taken from Noah's time.

So come up with your own thing. We've got to have a straight person's flag then. And then do you get like the straight person to four spear or whatever? Or what about the straight person for? flag and then don't you get like an extra buff that goes along with it? Like like spaghetti and meatballs, this straight person or this straight person can successfully eat at a mommy if it's three beans in without having to take two bites. Like how particular does it get?

I'm a medium rare steak flag. Yeah. Like the well done people out. Get out. You can't live in America. I don't care if you were born and raised your six generations. We'll deport you somewhere. Don't bring that well done flag over here.

Yeah. No well done nothing. well done is only for like jobs not meat so I don't know I just oh so they said that there's a group called the borderland pride group which sounds like a bunch of terrorist twinks I'm going to be honest with you so I love I just love it they're they're very upset they said in a single 12 month period they did not receive they did not see a single week where the flag was flown they said that Emo ignored their repeated requests, so they got mad about it. And they said that they need to take Human Rights 101.

I think I'm going to lead a human rights course. I'm going to offer it on the Internet. I'm going to offer a human rights course. So if someone offends you, you punch them. Joking. No, I'm joking. It's totally serious. I just, this stuff is so dumb.

And then I get mad because I'm like, why didn't I get into this? I would love to just fleece the left, right? I could make it up and make up a company, right? Go in there and I'm going to offer you human rights courses. Now, just make it ridiculous and they'll go along with it because they're the left. They're too terrified to be seen as going against the grain. The desire to be so homogenous has killed any desire for individuality at all. So they are terrified.

They're terrified to poke a head up. No, they got to go with it. So I feel like that would, you know, no one would ask anything, King, because then I could be like, are you assuming all of these things about me? What? And then, oh, no, they don't want to be offended. And then we could also form an ancillary, like, human rights council that we can cite people and then just pay ourselves from the fines. It sounds like you're trying to make government bigger. It sounds like I just came up with a damn great job. And I'll, and that's what it sounds like. Look, I'm a capitalist. If I can make money off of somebody's stupidity like that on the left, all I'm all for it. High fives. High five and all the angels. If you're looking for a convenient, affordable way to access medications and treatments you can trust. All family pharmacy has you covered, whether it's the flu or parasites, cancer support, or general well-being, all family pharmacy's online service makes getting the medications you need hassle-free. With all family, it's simple.

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So there's a town that got fined because it didn't celebrate Pride Month. And if you're like, wait a minute, was this town in Canada, Dana? I would say why yes. It was the maple syrupian. up to the north, the maple syrippians. It was a rural town on the border of Ontario, Minnesota, in Canada. It was fine for refusing to celebrate Pride Month in June. Yeah, you got to go out there and, like, sling the salami or something like that to celebrate.

That's what you got to do. You got to actually celebrate Pride Month. You just, like, physically have the sex in the streets. Like, what do you do? No, you put up rainbow. Shut up. Just, God help me. You cannot have me an elected office.

I would be arrested for assault, like instantly. They said that the town of Emo, of course it's called Emo, Emo Ontario. It violated the Ontario Human Rights Code. The town is a population of 1,300 people, 1,300 people, 1,300 persons. Emo did not proclaim June as a Pride Month, and they didn't fly the LGBTQ, whatever the hell, numbers. Why are there numbers now? Rainbow Flag. and in addition to the 10,000 fine, that people from Emo were ordered to complete mandatory human rights training.

Yeah. What does that cost to not celebrate? We're coming back to the story. We're coming back to bookmark this because we have this is we are not even begun. Also, we had the story earlier, this United Healthcare CEO. This dude was on his way to a conference. This was on Avenue of the Americas. I swear to you, I've stayed at this Hilton.

I think I did the estate of the Silton for a book tour. So it's right there. That's what like blows the mind. It's right there in the middle of everything. It's across, it's like right by Rockefeller. It's across from where Jimmy Fallon does his show. It's like a few blocks down from Fox. It's right there in Midtown.

And yeah, it's Ed Hilton. And he apparently, this guy, 50 years old, shot in the chest. It was 6.46 in the morning. He was arriving for a conference. He's the CEO. So it's like his conference. So he arrived. And apparently this guy came up behind.

him in front of everybody and shot him in the chest. And then he got on one of those e-bikes and went away. He had on a backpack and, I mean, he looks like, I don't know, it looks like a professional hit. That's what they were saying. Like, this is like a hit. Like, this was not something that was by chance, like a chance criminal, whatever. So they said that the Christmas tree lighting and all that stuff is apparently still expected to go on. Just everybody, keep your head on a swivel. Trump is going to visit Paris for the Notre Dame. reopening for his first trip abroad. They're going to be doing different things in different days, and he's attending one of them. So did you hear about, I didn't know that there was luxury cannabis.

I mean, I guess you can have artisanal weed. You can have artisanal anything, right? But what makes it artisanal? I mean, it doesn't get much more artisanal than growing in the sequoias with bigfoot, right? I mean, I don't know. Jay-Z had apparently a luxury cannabis company, which is funny to me. And it struggled to sell $50 joints. I'm sorry. Was it now I don't know how. Don't make fun of me.

Shut up. Does it come in like a carton like cigarettes? Do you get like a bunch of the joints or is it just like one? No, I mean, I guess you can buy several, but they don't come in packs like cigarettes. There is a company that does them and they make them look like cigarettes, but they're actually... Or do people make their own?

Yeah, no. People mostly roll their own, but they sell them in pre-rolled. Sorry, do you do like a grape leaf, like with cigars or is it like just like cigarette paper? I'm curious. Yeah, it's cigarette paper. Okay, so were these, I guess, pre-rolled?

Right. Luxury joints. $50. Again, not knowing... I only know like the hysterical stuff that I've ever seen with Cheech and Chong. I mean, I'm assuming they're like that, $50 for one of them? How much does that get you?

What is, what are we talking about here? Yeah, Cheech and Chung is shockingly real life. Oh. That's real life. So you get one joint for $50? No. That's what it says here. No, I know.

$50 for one of his luxury joints. I get that was their effort. But it didn't. It didn't work out, obviously. Yeah, they lost half a billion dollars since they launched. Yeah. How do you lose money on weed? If you do it stupid?

Make it really expensive. This is like one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in my life. They act like, they're like, oh, Sean Carter's a great businessman. Maybe, but not with this, because I'm not even in the pot. And I could have told you, you're selling one little joint for $50. Are you stupid? It's the luxury joint. What is it?

Like, do California condors tal and roll it? Like, how does that work? Are there gold flakes that you smoke? What is it? Apparently, California has a tough legal pot market. I didn't know that either. It's wild. I love that everybody has to deal with bureaucracy.

Like nobody, even the sin industries, I love it. They said that none of the retailers across California and Arizona they don't stock JZ's buds or joints on their online menus. Yeah. And they had, oh my gosh,

this is Kamala level crazy. $575 million that they launched with. And now they're in trouble. They said that Jay Z's monogram products are overpriced and overwhelming. Wow. And see, you never really get rid

of the criminal element. They said California's legal weed sector has been stymied by complex rules, high taxes, competitions from black market traders, wildfires, sliding prices. A lot of people have been pushed into insolvency. But they said that it was mind-boggling the amount of money that was pushed for this. I could have told you immediately that probably not going to work. You're talking about luxury pot. People are broke.

Everybody that is broke. And the people who are going to be doing this are probably not going to be. be like the Jay-Z rich-level people. They're going to be people who think that smoking this makes them J-Z-rich-level. And now they can't afford it because everybody's broke because of the president, Jay-Z endorsed and his administration. So I can't say that. I feel sorry for him.

I don't. I just think it's funny. Like, who thought that, you know what? We're in a time of, uh, it's a lockdown. Let's launch a luxury cannabis company and charge people $50 per joint. What else can you make luxury? Like artisanal wheat. Are you going to do artisanal kefir, cane?

It's pretty artisanal. I don't know how much more artisanal you can make it. It's pretty artisanal on its own. I don't know. Glass bottles preserved from, you know, Quaker. I have no idea what you could do with it. Yeah, that sounds. During a time of inflation, I just don't think that luxury stuff,

especially starting any kind of luxury line is going to make it take off. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.