The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Chipotle ICE Meltdown!

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Starting point is 00:01:37 This was just a couple of days ago in Brevard County. There's video of it as well where a plane crashed down from above onto a car as the woman in it was driving down this busy Florida interstate. And that is the video of it. somebody just happened to get the video. Can you imagine? Now look at how fast that came up on that car too. I mean, you would only have maybe like a second to react. By the time you saw that plane in your rearview mirror to the time that it landed on you,

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Starting point is 00:02:38 They remained on scene. They are looking into the investigation. I mean, that's what I think people are told to find a highway or stretch of land to land on if there's a problem. So I think that there are, and it was a multi-engine aircraft, specifically a beachcraft 55 baron, according to flight aware. And it crashed down on this Toyota Camry, 23 Toyota Camry. And it was trying to make an emergency landing. Apparently, according to WESH Channel 2, there was an engine issue. They reported engine issues to the, to Burr-Ber-Ber air traffic control.

Starting point is 00:03:10 And that's, yeah, so thankfully no one was seriously injured. But that is terrifying. Well, I mean, you don't even have time to get over. You have no time to get out of the way from that. A Florida man Went hog wild On a Palm Beach Street

Starting point is 00:03:26 He records videos of himself Eating raw animal meat For social media content Because why not And he was arrested Monday of this week Because he cut open a dead hog And bit into its flesh

Starting point is 00:03:37 That's Good luck with that He brought it to a public sidewalk And that's a super fiend area, Palm Beach. It was like near Marlago. That's super fans. And apparently began tearing chunks out of the animal through a slit in its neck. And a female saw it. She called the cops. She, because they thought he was cutting up a German shepherd, which I don't know how you get that, but okay. Like, have these people seen animals? I don't. And so they, police, they found probable

Starting point is 00:04:12 cause because it was a potential biohazard because it had blood and guts all over the sidewalk. So he was booked in the county jail, $2,000 bond. He pled not guilty to a misdemeanor. And he said it was minuscule, et cetera. I just don't know what the point is. He goes that the consumption of raw animal parts was a traditional African diet and Spartans drank pig blood.

Starting point is 00:04:34 Okay, well, you know, you can do that not in the street. Right. I don't understand how your content suffers if you did it like a normal person on your own property and not like out in the middle of the street. That doesn't make any sense. You're, that's not a flex. No.

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Starting point is 00:07:47 Go eat somewhere else. Go to f*** a cracker barrel. Take your racist asses to cracker barrel. I want to know what this lady looks like because the camera, she's, you know, has the camera pointed the opposite way. She's,

Starting point is 00:08:07 this crazy woman is going nuclear on ice at Chipotle. Or as Al would say chippole Ciginore Weaver Still my favorite I I gotta say

Starting point is 00:08:26 I really want to know what she looks like She sounds unhealthy Let me just go that far She kind of sounds You know a little unhealthy Gotta say Gotta say So I

Starting point is 00:08:39 Just who goes into a restaurant like this. First off, get over your damn self. She goes into a restaurant and those dudes are just eating at Chippole, by the way. Got to say it like Al Sharpton. They're just eating at Chippole. And she walks in there and is creating all these problems. And look, other people are looking at her like, what are you doing? No one else is in this. She's by herself. If we don't get no justice, they don't get no peace. Bish. Be quiet. Ruin and people. They're eating at Chippole for crying out loud. What would you do? I would be mad if somebody started interrupt in my meal.

Starting point is 00:09:16 I mean, I'd be finishing my meal. But I think I would joyfully finish it just to enrage them further. I mean, it's up to the restaurant owner, in my opinion. But, yeah, if there was any sort of direct encounter, she'd be regretting

Starting point is 00:09:32 that she'd attempted. She'd be F. Owen. Man, if that was a Waffle House, that was a Waffle House, it wouldn't be going over so well. No. I don't think that you would have that many polite people.

Starting point is 00:09:47 Somebody'd be flipping over the counter. They'd be covering some other than them hash browns and flipping over the counter to whoop you down. That's how that would go. But she went insane. I was watching this video and she's just like stormed in there. By the way, what kind of food is Chipotle? Well, it resembles Mexican.

Starting point is 00:10:12 that's not except it's not a Mexican place yeah it's not really a Mexican it's kind of like text mex or Arizona Mexico I do know that my Hispanic friends do not consider it to be a Mexican restaurant that is a fact I know that much yeah if if we are like

Starting point is 00:10:32 hey let's go to a Mexican restaurant tonight Chipotle is not going to be on the suggested list if you want them to give you a look of utter bewilderment you do that go you suggest a Taco Bell and a Chipotle. Watch a look you get. They're nice, so they're not going to be like, you stupid. But they're going to give you a look.

Starting point is 00:10:50 It's just not what it is. It's not. Yeah. That's like having a to tautino's and thinking you're getting a napolee pizza. Not the same. It's from Italy. It's fragile.

Starting point is 00:11:03 I first thought it was that Jennifer Welch lady. Her face is so fra. I'm not like judging the ladies and getting Botox, but I'm just saying you don't need to freeze your whole face, especially when it's like purse like an anus. You don't really need to freeze it in that form, you know, in perpetuity. I'm saying the things that you guys are thinking. Don't do that to me.

Starting point is 00:11:24 Don't be doing that to me. Y'all are thinking it. Kane over here trying to act like he's, come on, you thought it first. I can't hide the cringe sometimes. Succulent Chinese meal. Just trying to enjoy it. Isn't that what Jennifer Welch, lady and I only know it because I'm looking at her name here she's the one I'm talking about like

Starting point is 00:11:44 she can't raise her eyebrows the only thing she can't raise her eyebrows the only thing she can do is just like open her eyes real big again I'm trying not to be mean but I and I don't I'm not begrudging I know we got ladies in the audience but I'm just saying you don't need to be freezing it up to the point where you can't even emote to where you just got to make your eyes pop out of your head for expression it's not the same thing but isn't she one of the people who was like don't you don't get to eat it Mexican Russian restaurants or something like that hasn't she isn't she want to why does that become the talking point right now she also said you should go to only cracker barrel so this sounds like a hefty big boned girl in the video she's just basically repeating that you know frozen-faced interior designer right yeah she learned it from watching her learned it from watching you every i don't know i'm trying oh my gosh i'm trying to be so nice because it's so close to christmas and the fates are testing me the owners of the these restaurants, whether it's a Mexican restaurant or not, they don't care who's in there to spend

Starting point is 00:12:46 money and eat their food. They literally don't care. Now, there will be some, you know, business owners that have pushed ICE out. I've seen those videos where they don't allow ICE into their business completely legal to do. That's fine unless they're there for a federal operation or something. Yeah. And again, and they only, and really, the people that they're detaining are people who have committed multiple crimes. They commit the crime of also entering illegally, but then they keep committing crimes. And I realize that the left is trying to tell everyone a different story, but that's, I mean, if you go and look at the people that have been detained and then deported, do you really want some of those people? Like, I, there was a guy who had, how do you get

Starting point is 00:13:26 five DUIs? How does that happen? By being let go after the fourth one? Can you, if you're, and I don't, again, I don't know how that whole, I don't know if it's like a three strikes in your out thing, but if you, so if you have DUIs, don't you get your license suspended and don't they I mean aren't you like arrested and doesn't it isn't it an enhanced charge because it's a repeat offense I thought so that's what I thought too so how did there was a guy who was it was caught he was caught near Houston and deported and he had five DUIs he had been deported twice previously how do you have how do you get five DUIs and I'm and like he could have killed people I mean some of them have come here illegally and then they drink and drive

Starting point is 00:14:09 and oh my gosh. So when they're going and apprehending these people, they're, I mean, people can criticize Trump all they want, but you've got to be honest about it. They're getting those people. Those, and they're not just dangerous to, you know, to one specific demographic. They're dangerous to everybody,

Starting point is 00:14:32 including legal immigrants and people who join the American family and are Hispanic. I mean, come on. I don't know. Why is it always these? like progressive white broads that do this stuff. Right? It's the progressive white broads that are with the immigration. It's the progressive white broads that are like, we like Candace because it's like they're trying to prove that they're not racist by going over the top with this stuff. Liberal white women are the worst. Dude, as we head into the holidays, it's not just about gifts.

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Starting point is 00:18:44 um and then we got cane laughs but those are the first people we're calling when things go sideways uh and then channel 3 47 direct tv it's only been a few years you know can't remember nothing youtube those where it's at uh and of course facebook x find us uh substack chapter inverse definitely, because I got some good stuff up there. Can we, so this is what I'm mad about. Not mad, I'm aggravated. Every year. By the time we get to

Starting point is 00:19:12 the end of the year, everybody's tired, right? Everybody's tired. Everybody's, you know, you're fed up. And especially with the hyper-political insanity everywhere. You know, you're just kind of over it, right? I mean, when they started coming after

Starting point is 00:19:30 a baby, it's cold outside, I was ready, are ready to like get my hive scum shives out and start wow wow wow i think you're the only person who got that reference cane thank you but um now now they're going after jingle bells oh my gosh i can't even first off it's pretty secular jingle bells right it's jingle bells jingle bells and that you know all that stuff i feel like uh sally from the from peanuts But that's what it's about. I mean, it's jingle bells for crying out loud. It's one of the most innocuous songs.

Starting point is 00:20:08 It's jingle bells, horses in the snow, pulling the sleigh, et cetera. So this piece, I saw it from New York Post originally, and it's in your prep, if you get the prep, says she put this on Instagram. And it's a guy in a Christmas sweater and a Santa hat. And apparently the guy who did the song, this is the video. His name is James Lord Pierpont. He apparently did the song back in 1650. And the guy says, this is where a racist Confederate soldier wrote jingle bells to make fun of black people. And it has its origins in bigoted minstrel shows that were popular at the time.

Starting point is 00:20:53 This is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of. I mean, one horse opened sleigh. That was the original title, by the way. And it was first played in Boston in the 1850s. I can't believe I have to learn this kind of stuff. Kane, this is so goofy. It was this Boston Music Publishing House that first did it, that first published it. And the guy wrote this guy who, James Lord Pierpont, wrote the music and lyrics, et cetera, et cetera.

Starting point is 00:21:30 His sister married some rich dude, blah, blah, blah. the guy wasn't the best guy you know, the composer he kind of had a temper but he was the son of a big abolitionist the jingle bells composer

Starting point is 00:21:43 his dad was a big abolitionist it's weird how she doesn't get that part right and he was incredibly he was rebellious he kind of rebelled against his dad but I mean why are we going this far back

Starting point is 00:21:57 to talk about jingle flipping bells I just think that Joy Reid is this the most basic white bitch I've ever, ever seen in my life, just sit around on her fat entitled backside, trying to invent things to get upset about. That is just the height of first world problemism. It is the height of it.

Starting point is 00:22:19 What am I going to get mad about today? Let's see. Oh my gosh. Jingle bells. What? It's 2025. You're talking about something in 18. 1850s can be whatever you want it to be.

Starting point is 00:22:36 But she, her whole industry is racial grievance. I mean, she's, she's, you know, she's a little bit older version of Candace Owens, right? It's all about racial grievance because that's how she got started just a couple of years ago. So with Joy Reed, if Joy Reed wasn't bitching about being a victim, she wouldn't be able to make no money. That's what this is. It's almost like, you know, a stage show of a different sort. so now what are we not supposed she puts us up on instagram for what purpose other than just to be incredibly divisive i mean this is one of the most i'm not going to say karen anymore by the way i'm

Starting point is 00:23:15 going to say kandas this is like the most candace thing ever and she's like oh my gosh you know that's what the song is about she's i feel like she's trying to be more and more over the top to make up for the fact that she, you know, she had her show canceled because nobody watched it, not even her own family, apparently. And she has to think of something, anything to just, you know, to sound controversial because controversy is news and she can stay in the news cycle if she is delivering that controversy. It is so incredibly tired and cliched. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast.

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The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Chipotle ICE Meltdown!

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