The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: Close My Eyes

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

A Democrat called into C-SPAN to shock the host by saying he was going to close his eyes and vote for Trump. Meanwhile, John Fetterman still does not GAF during his appearances on Meet The Press.Please visit our great sponsors:Black Rifle Coffeehttps://blackriflecoffee.com/danaUse code DANA to save 20% on your next order.  Byrnahttps://byrna.com/danaVisit today for 10% off and get the protection you need.  Cozy Earthhttps://cozyearth.com/danaGet the ultimate in comfort at up to 40% off with code DANA. Hillsdalehttps://danaforhillsdale.comVisit DanaForHillsdale.com to pick your new favorite podcast today on the Hillsdale College Podcast Network.  KelTechttps://KelTecWeapons.comInnovation. Performance. Keltec. Learn more at KelTecWeapons.com today.Patriot Mobilehttps://patriotmobile.com/danaGet a free month of service with code Dana.ReadyWise https://readywise.comUse promo code Dana20 to save 20% on any regularly priced item.Tax Network USAhttps://TNUSA.com/DANADon’t let the IRS control your life—empower yourself with Tax Network USA. Visit TNUSA.com/DANA

Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast, sponsored by KELTEC. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Can I just say I just don't know if there's a better intro than Simple Mind's New Gold Dream. I mean, it's such a great intro. Oh, love it.

Maybe some love and rocket stuff. I don't know. All right. Let's see. Okay, this is, I've got to, I've got to immediately get into this. This is the steak knives lady. I got to take her first. Lady's steak knife.

That's what we're calling her. A Florida woman attacks and throws steak knives at a dude because he left her at a bar. I feel like I would leave her there too. You know, she seems the type. A Florida woman was taken to jail. She attacked it with steak knives and a bottle opener at a Flager County home last week. Dale. D-L-E-E-N?

D-A-I-L-E-E-N? D-L-L-L-E-N? D-L-L-L-L-L-E-N? dialing? I don't know. Keller, 34, was arrested on charges of aggravated battery and domestic battery. So they were called to her house because she was attacking a dude.

She's crying on her mugshot. She looks really remorseful. The guy said it started he left Keller at a bar because he wanted to leave and she didn't. Then they met up with each other later that night. She grabbed three steak knives and a bottle opener and began attacking him. She threw a steak knife at him as he hid behind a chair. And when he tried

to disarm her, she stabbed him in the forearm with the bottle opener. Then she threw two knives at him when he tried to run away, striking him in the back and in his ear. Sounds like she's pretty good throwing knives. Like, why is she not doing axe throwing? Like, get her to a bar to do axe throwing, which is where you want to go.

Don't encourage that. Yeah. She's taken into custody. She's on $12,500 bond. But I'm just saying, can I just go back to that for a minute? I mean, she got him every time. She's throwing them knives and she's, don't do that. He may have been a big target. He may have been a big target.

Because it's not like she was inebriated and she's still hitting the marks. That's all I'm saying. Like if I was picking somebody for my axe throwing team, you know, or darts, I'd be like, she's with me. I'm just saying. She can't be right now because she's literally in jail, but you know what I mean. Let's see. Two Florida men were arrested for catching a baby gator and then they kept it in a cooler to eat. I'm actually sad for a gator.

I can't even believe this. This is in Tallahassee. They're all the way up in Tallahassee, the gators. Oh, they've been accused of eating a baby. Gator in Lake Talquin and keeping it alive in a cooler to eat later at home. That is so mean. They got charged because they took a gator without a license and they accused each other of wanting to eat the gator. But they're in trouble. I kind of feel bad for that little gator. Little gator. It's my new rat name. Stick with us. Third hour coming up.

In an era where daily election headlines and political turmoil can create a sense of unrest, having a peaceful retreat is more important than ever. Cozy Earth's exceptional products can be instrumental in helping you establish a sanctuary within your own home. Their sheet set is a standout favorite of mine. You get unmatched comfort and a nice soothing touch. You can create your own sanctuary with Cozy Earth's best-selling bamboo sheet set made from 100% premium viscos from bamboo. The softness of their sheets and the quality of their materials will truly elevate your space and turn your bedroom into a cozy haven. And if you're seeking to transform your living environment into a serene escape, Cozy Earth also offers the perfect solution to create that tranquil home

that you've been longing for. With a 10-year guarantee, these sheets are a long-lasting investment in quality. So get the ultimate in comfort and up to 40% off at cozyearth.com slash Dana and use codena. Don't forget to tell them that I sent you in the post-purchase survey and you can get free socks. That's cozyEarth.com slash Dana and use co-dana to get up to 40% off. through the hourglass. So are the days of the United States. Roger in Kansas on the line for Democrats. Good morning, Roger. She's so awkward. Yes, I have a, where my main issue, I'm going to close my eyes, and then I'm going to vote for closed borders. I'm going to vote for less taxes.

I'm going to vote for more reasonable energy costs. And if you vote, close your eyes and vote that way, it's a pretty simple choice because both candidates have a history. So you just vote on that. And I don't have to tell you who I'm voting for. Well, she just looked confused. There. She's like, wait a minute. Where's this going?

I was actually confused right. I said, I'm going to close my eyes. And I'm like, oh, boy, what are we going? where we're going. There are a lot of people who feel that way. And there are a lot of people more so than are more, there are more people like this than there are people who are supremely devoted to one candidate or the other. And to an extent, neither party understands that, to be honest with you, Democrats don't get it and a lot of Republicans don't get it. That's why you know, people are telling Republicans, talk about these issues.

When you talk about these issues, man, you're winning people over right and left. When you're sticking to the hits, when you're sticking to what you want to do to counter the deluge at the border, when you're sticking to what you're going to do to defeat inflation, when you're sticking to making tax cuts permanent, when you're sticking to do you like your health care, you can actually keep it instead of trying to, because that's one of the other things we're going to talk about. Kamala Harris wants to just eliminate all private plans entirely. I mean, I don't know if we've all been on government care, but it's horrible. It is really bad. It's like, might as well just not have it. It's so bad. And you do lose your doctors because I've lost three of them, thanks to Obamacare.

So great. So when people sit here and tell me, that doesn't have it, that's, that, my truth is, no, that's the truth. So that's the other thing you got to consider. People don't want a pain arm and a leg for health insurance for their families. and then be denied access to specialists and the doctors that they've been going to their whole life. They don't want to have to pay more. Those are the issues that you hit.

That's the stuff that you talk about. And Democrats aren't doing that, as we can see. And that's one of the reasons why they are struggling with a lot of independence. But you still have this narrative of, I think people are believed that either side is wholly completely tribal and partisan to one candidate or the other. And it's not like that. And people are overlooking that huge, huge demographic of people right in the middle who are kind of looking to the right and left. And they're not happy with either choice.

But when you talk to them about the issues, they're like this guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course I want all these things. Okay, then. that's why I think it's Republicans need to make it less about names and more about issues. Let the issues be the names. Right? Let

reducing and eliminating illegal immigration be the name. Let lower taxes be the name. That's what you need to do. That's how they have to do this. Meanwhile, Democrats, what are Democrats talking about? I mean, I literally don't even know. What are there, they've got Joe Biden stuff and then she's what, is she going to actually debate? I know they got a VP debate coming up next week. And we'll see. We'll see how that works. Coming up, we've got the latest Israel in Lebanon going after Hezbollah. And I don't know, we'll see what happens. They finally,

I think you're going to, they need to completely just exclude the United States from the process of decision making on that, or influence on that. Also, I've got some polling for you. There's measures on favorability, on momentum, and we got to talk about voter canvassing. Republicans have been behind the ball on voter canvassing and are still behind the ball on it. That is a huge problem. And if anybody watched the results coming in in 2012 as I did live that night and then having to go on television, it is, I'm terrified that we're going to have a repeat of that. And this, you don't think that canvassing and getting these voters out of important. This is what gets Republicans every time. So we have to talk about this.

And then we're also going to get Gina Jackson made a claim about Kamala Harris and the left lost their minds this weekend. So she kind of walked it back, sort of. It's Keltec. The P-15 is the smallest, thinnest, double-stack 9mm on the market. And you should definitely check it out if you haven't. They have two versions, the metal version and the polymer version. And the metal version, it's beautiful, has these walnut panels on it. The polymer version's got that gator grip texture. It is a really awesome, super concealable firearm. It is literally the lightest one that I have, lightest and thinness that I have that's nine millimeter. You're not losing any stopping power. You have ultra concealability. It comes with two magazines. One's the standard 15 round with minimal

pinky extension. The other is a flesh fit double stack mag that holds 12. Strike or fire reliability, great trigger pull and lifetime warranty. From the inventors of the microcompact pistol category, It's Keltec. Innovation Performance, Keltec, learn more at Keltecweapons.com. That's K-E-L-T-E-C-Weapons.com. It's the P-15. Tell them Dana sent you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So apparently there's incidents of GPS spoofing.

It used to happen quite a bit. Now it's like a 400% increase according to an OPS group report. GPS spoofing occurs when fake radio signals are used to interfere. override a legitimate one. It's a cyber attack. And now there's a lot of discussion as to whether or not foreign entities, you know, hostile entities could use this as a way of cyber attacks against the United States. So have fun on your flights. Think about that the next time you're flying. No, no fear. No, no worries. Let's see. Cards Against Humanity sues space X and then ledges invasion of land on the U.S.-Mexico border. Cards Against Humanity. This is

Okay. They sued SpaceX saying that Musk's firm illegally took over a plot of land on the U.S.-Mexico border that the party game company bought in 2017. They were trying to stop what they said was Trump's attempt to build the wall. I've never played this game. No, I've never played cards against because it sounds stupid and I've never played it. If I wanted to play a game, I'm going to play a game like Risk or Monopoly, where I can shake everybody down or take over all your land. So this is, it's true. They, they, they, they, they, they, I didn't know that Cards Against Humanity were a bunch of but-hurt progressives. Did you know that? So you're putting money in the pocket of Marxists. But they bought this land as a way to stop Trump's attempt to build a wall. Well, I mean, I would then, I would just out of spite, even though I don't believe in him in a domain. But the left does, I would exploit that. And then I would take it and use that to take their land.

Let's see here. Metabolism and diet, they say, are linked to the root of bipolar depression. This also seems like kind of a duh issue. scientists in Edinburgh say that they have studied the link between healthy diets and the prevalence of bipolar depression. And they've looked at hundreds of thousands of people. It's a pretty wide-reaching study. It was done by the Vizuki Foundation and the UK Research and Innovation and Agency.

And so they're looking at the relationship between that and other metabolic disorders. So very interesting. Emmanuel Macron, who is, he's the first. French Marxist with the hot for teacher wife. Remember, he married his teacher. He unveiled a new right-wing French government. Remember, the Marxist over in France lost in the last election. So they had a snap general election, delivered a hung parliament. Now they have a new lineup. Their prime minister, Michel Barnier, it's a huge shift to the right. Even though they did have a lot of the parliamentary seats, there were some seats that were kept or won by the left-wing alliance. They have a lot

more centrist and people on the right. So it's a fractured parliament. It'll be very interesting to see what they do. Trump says that if he doesn't win in 2024, he's not going to run again in 2008. That will be it. And I think that that's the right choice to make. I mean, regardless, I mean, he's termed out, even if we're going to have to have another big giant election in 28 because he's turned out. But if he doesn't win, he says he's not going to run again. And I think it would be crazy at this point to do it. The, oh, this is interesting. This guy, that Anchorage Man, who was arrested for making threats against the Supreme Court justices. He's been released. Yeah, the 20, after 22 crimes and hundreds of messages, he's been

released according to the DOJ. More on that coming up. Senator, you have stood firmly behind Israel, but do you agree with any part of what your colleague, Senator Sanders, said there? No, not, not at all. And I want to be very clear. I thought what Israel chose to do about blowing up the pagers and then walkie-talkies and then after targeting and eliminating membership and leadership of Hezbollah, I absolutely

support that. In fact, if anything, I love it. And Israel demonstrated that they will not allow terrorists not to be held accountable. And I fully support that and it's not about nothing that has what my colleague has said.

Yeah, so he's got a hoodie pass. See, I like that. Why can't all Democrats sound like that? Why is he got to be the only one that makes sense on this? You know, I kind of want to intervene here and tie just a small knot in each of the strings on the side of his hoodie because I noticed on that hoodie it wasn't knotted. And so when he washes it, that string's going to disappear. And it's going to be just annoying to get that out. As like a kindness, you know, for just talking sense. I'd like to, you know, I just got to intervene real quick. Like, you know, make sure you put it on that string so it doesn't disappear up inside your hoodie. Like me sure. So he's got the hoodie pass on that.

He's like, in fact, I think I love it. You knew that they were just, you couldn't see the anchor's faces or the producer's faces, but you knew that they were just going, when he said that. You knew it. You knew it. They were just shocked that he said it. I mean, cut 20 was another moment he had with the same interviewer, which I thought was pretty. And 22.

Yeah, I know. That one I was going to say. Okay, do 20, do 20 then. You have Fetterman as you're today's stupidity? I do. Only because he doubled down after doing what we're about to play now. Okay, go ahead. I know you've talked about this quite a bit.

Vice President Harris, as you know, once supported a ban on fracking when she was running for president in 2020. She even sued the Obama administration to prevent fracking off California's coast. Now she says she will not ban the practice as president. why should voters trust that that is really what the vice president believes? It's so strange why we just keep talking about fracking. Back in 2020, I said that that might be an issue, but it's not going to be a defining issue. And now in 2024, we're still trying to talk about fracking. And now the other side, they're talking about eating cats and geese and dogs and saying absurd things

and talking about how if Trump doesn't win. He said that, you know, you have to blame the Jews on that. absurd things. You know, like having a serious policy conversation. Where's he going now? Right. Okay. So he started off so good. And he just doesn't want to be, he does not want to have to be pitted against Kamala Harris and talking about the fracking thing because that's a big, that's a problem. That's a problem for her. She has that record. That is a problem for her. And we can play 22 if you want. I still, wait. I have so much stupidity to pull. I can't believe. I can I just say that he gets the hoodie past though at least because he was talking right. About the Hamas stuff.

Okay, I'm sorry. It just makes me sad. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. 19. Or 20, sorry. No. Questions for Senator Lindsey Graham, there's no doubt about that.

But to the point, what do you now like about fracking? You say you're not going to ban it. You support it now. They're eating dogs. They're eating cats. You know, again. So, okay. Yes.

And any more on fracking? Well, I want to ask you about the Middle East, actually. Let's move on. Come on. Wait, and he goes any more on fracking? She's like, well, I want to ask you about the Middle East. It's a problem. I mean, I guess that's one way to avoid being pitted against the top of the ticket on your party.

You know, I mean, I'll give him credit. I think he's playing dumb right there. So I'm not going to be totally ignorant to him because he's in a rock and a hard place. And Democrats have been kind of mean to him because he hates terrorists and they just, they like terrorists. So I don't know. But that's pretty wise. All right, folks, that does it for us today. We're going to be back together tomorrow.

Make sure you sign up for the newsletter, Substack, Chapter, and Verse. Find us on YouTube, Facebook, like, and subscribe. I'll be back with you tomorrow. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button

on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.