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Episode Date: November 18, 2025

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of the drunk guy in the story and drop it in slack before I could do anything so Christopher Johnson he's 44 years old Florida man was caught driving into oncoming highway traffic according to a video he faces charges of DUI DWS LS

I don't know what that one is but probably driving while literally stupid. I don't know. He was taken into custody. He was seen driving straight up into oncoming traffic. Lady Lake Police. Police got a ton of calls about a red Ford car swerving, crossing lanes, almost striking a ton of other cars. Yeah. He couldn't even stand on his own. Officers saw tons of open containers, many of which still had alcohol. It's like he didn't even finish his drink. It's like, that bothers me. Like, finish one drink before you open another, but that's the least of these concerns right now. But he wasn't able to stand without help. You want to know what his

blood alcohol, what his breast sample was? Oh, boy. Point two, four, five. Oh, man. That's three times. That's insane. The legal limit. And, uh, one officer asked him to keep his eyes on the officer's finger. They were doing the sobriety check. And Johnson goes, this is where I've always had a problem it's actually hard to follow and um the officer says okay well um we do believe you're impaired and then he said well i had a couple drinks earlier in the night and he they looked he had all these prior convictions for DUI oh also suspended license yeah so he got he got in big time trouble but apparently he was driving like if you put a toddler behind the wheel of a car and gave him a pixie stick and just let him go.

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Sorry, sirs. It was 36 hours in the Gator's house. and I'm watching body cam video dudes this is straight up like in the swamp like they're not going to find you if you get lost out there the 37 year old man Earl Dory

he fled in a stolen vehicle ran over stopsticks abandoned the vehicle and then he ran off into the swamp and then during the pursuit deputy said he pointed a gun at them and then pointed it at his own head threatening to harm himself

he has one sock and that was it well he had boxers a sweatshirt and he was wearing an sock So they had a canine chasing down Then they lost sight of him Like I don't know if this guy's like superhuman or what They said he was he went into the swat 36 hours

They finally got him And uh Dory said he was thirsty And his legs hurt So he got booked on aggravated assault And law enforcement possession of weapon by convicted felon fleeing Oh he had lots of meth I know that's super surprising So meth up

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Feige the few of Paul and Nicotine through chton HSE. Poon slash Viping on HHSI. Goodness. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. You can listen coast to coast terrestrially. We're all over these United States and also digitally as well, Channel 347 DirecTV. Joining us now. He's got a brand new book out. And I actually just saw that he was in, I think the Oval Office yesterday, with POTUS signing it. The book is the revolution of common sense, which we need. How Donald Trump stormed Washington and fought for Western civilization. What a great title, especially after watching that press conference, the author, CNN contributor, host of the Scott Jenner. Jennings radio show. Scott Jennings, he joins us now via video. Scott, it's such a pleasure. I've never, we've never, like, formally met, but now we kind of have. So congrats on the book.

Nothing like a first conversation to be done in front of thousands of people. I know. Thank you for having me to day. I mean, it's the American way. I got to ask you, especially considering, you know, the content and the focus of your book, I wanted to get your reaction to that press conference because it is not easy. You're balancing MBS, the Saudi, that you're trying to make amenable to the Abraham Accords. You're pushing out, you know, the Islamism of Qatar and Iran. You have UAE. You have Saudi Arabia.

Then you're also balancing, you know, your ally Israel. You're dealing with a super hostile press who's trying to make, you know, this Muslim brotherhood supporting jihadists to be like this everyday journalist. It was very interesting. I thought Trump handled it very well. And I think it marks like another new beginning for relations with the Middle East. And I wanted to get your thoughts on all this. I know you talk about it quite a bit.

Absolutely. Well, what the president is trying to do is nothing short of miraculous, and that's forge a real peace in the Middle East like we've never seen before. He's already started. He got the living hostages back from Gaza, which was a miracle and worthy of the Nobel Peace Prize. He got all the Arab states to join in his peace plan for Gaza, which, by the way, passed unanimously at the United Nations Security Council yesterday. And now he wants Saudi Arabia to join the Abraham Accords, which if they join, that's opens the floodgates for all the other Arab states to join, and that'll bind everybody in the region together economically and from a perspective of their own security. So he's juggling some really large issues, and then he has the press come along in the Oval Office today and try to throw all sorts of sand in the gears of this, and he kept focused on what's important, and that's lasting peace in the Middle East. He needs the Saudis to continue to buy into the economic partnership of the United States, which they have, announcing a $1 trillion investment, a defense partnership with the United States. We're selling them F-35s now. And this long-term Abraham Accor's

economic and security relationship that'll bind the region together. This is all Trump's idea. This is all his legacy in the Middle East. And as you heard, he's going to stay focused on that, not let the press try to divide us from, you know, an important ally in the region, which is Saudi Arabia. Yeah. And I, just the snide tone that the reporter had. And I thought he played it off very well. And, you know, you bring up with the Abraham Accords and the reshaping of the Middle East and what that power dynamic looks like. I don't know that I don't think any other president has had that kind of impact in the Middle East as Trump has. No. Look, a lot of presidents have made promises to Israel and never kept them. This president did. A lot of other presidents have said they wanted peace in the Middle East and they have meetings and they have summits and then, you know, nothing ever happens. We go back to fighting. Iran develops a nuclear weapon. You know, Hamas flourishes. Only President Trump work with our ally, Israel, to defeat Iran and to defeat Iran's terror proxies and to prep the region for long-term peace. He did not put American soldiers in harm's way, but he did engage. at the exact right time to get us into a situation where we are today, which is Israel is in a strong position, and Iran is in a weak position. Look, that's good for the whole world. If you believe in Western civilization, having Iran on the way down and Israel and its Arab partners who want peace and security in the Middle East on the way up, that's a good thing. Trump maneuvered all of this. And it's not just to the benefit of Israel. It's to the benefit of the United States. And I think, I think the whole world.

We're talking to Scott Jennings, whose new book, Revolution of Common Sense, How Donald Trump Storm Washington, and fought for Western civilization, which is out today. One quick thing, and then I'm going to ask about the Epstein stuff, all of the drama with Democrats. One quick thing that POTUS mentioned, too, that I thought was really sharp. And I, when he was visiting Saudi Arabia, spring, and they had that huge rollout for him and, you know, this great reception. And he was speaking at one of the business events over there. And he talked about rolling back these sanctions on Syria. And MBS stood up in a place. and all these other Arab leaders did. And then, Scott, I know you remember after that when we had the joint strikes with Israel on Iran, Syria closed their airspace. Like something we have never seen before. This partner previously of Iran decided, nope, no more. And I know that they have a new leader. And I know he comes from a background of brutality. But that is a different area. It's not the United States. It's geopolitics. I thought that and Trump brought that back up again. And I was hoping sort of that more of the reporters there, Scott, kind of like come back to that because that was major that was so huge when that happened i mean

talking about redefining that entire area just your last quick thought on that before i get into the epstein stuff well on the middle east you got to play the hand you're dealt and the hand we're dealt in syria right now is a better hand than we had and yes i agree with you the new president of syria has a shady background i mean we got a 10 million dollar bounty on this guy's head at one point uh sorry we got some we got some sound going on in here but but uh yeah but the But the point is, we now have somebody who wants to work with us on peace before we didn't have that. Separating Iran from its former allies, that was strategically a great thing. Yeah, you, I read, actually I saw a video of you earlier where you deconstructed the narrative that has been coming from the press about the Epstein story and how it really is such a major distraction.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Scott, but I would just think if ever there was anything to come out about Trump with us. wouldn't they have done it before the guy became president? Like, why would you wait until after he becomes president? Totally. It doesn't make any sense. Totally. Look, if there was something to know about Donald Trump, we'd know it. That's number one.

Number two, I'll tell you what we're finding out. There's something to be known about Democrats. I mean, look, Larry Summers, the former president of Harvard, Bill Clinton's Treasury Secretary, is soliciting dating advice from Epstein. That's number one. Stacey Plaskett, a member of the Democratic House conference, getting programmed by Epstein after he was a convicted sex trafficker. she's getting in like text message from me say this say this these are democrats this has nothing to do

with don't trump so the democrats have wanted to try to tie up donald trump with this story they may be careful what they wish for here because i think a lot more democrats had a lot more to do with epstein than donald trump ever did there's not a shred of evidence don't trump ever knew anything or did anything untoward or unethical or worse that's what the democrat narrative is but i think it's going to blow up in their face if you're if you're objective and you look at what we're know right now. A lot more Democrats had ties to Epstein than Donald Trump ever did. Exactly. And it seemed to me just from looking at some of the earlier materials, it sounded like he was a whistleblower on Epstein. He banned him from Marlago and he was the one who told

the FBI, this guy's his skis. Totally. He excommunicated Jeffrey Epstein from Marlago and from his life. Howard Lutnik, who is the Commerce Secretary. He did a podcast the other day talking about how he one time went to Jeffrey Epstein's apartment. It was, they were neighbors, and he looked around and he walked out and he said, I'm never coming back here again. All of the Trump people knew and got rid of Epstein out of their life. It was the Democrats after Epstein was convicted, who continued to communicate with him, take instructions from him, work with him, and basically it was all in service of hating Donald Trump

because they hate Donald Trump that much. They decided to align themselves with a convicted sex trafficker in the hopes of somehow trying to take Donald Trump down. Well, they never did. They never did take him down, but I think they're going to have a lot of mud on themselves when all of a sudden done here. I cannot believe this Stacey Plaskett business

is not a bigger story. She's getting instructions from Epstein about what to say in a congressional hearing and then just reading it off her phone? That's crazy. And not a single concern from the press. That didn't come up in that White House press. Last question for you,

you talked about Marjorie Taylor. Taylor Green. We're talking about some of the people have been critical of Trump. I'm worried that there are some who are going to try to do these like soft broadsides against POTUS as he gets closer and closer towards the end of his second term. And I'm kind of wondering if that's not what some of this is. I've seen Marjorie Taylor Green referred to as Marjorie Cheney Green, which, you know, kind of funny. But I wanted to get your thoughts on this because I'm trying to figure out why she's so upset with him other than the fact that he won't endorse her for the Senate race. Look, I met with the president in the Oval Office yesterday. I gave me a copy of my book, by the way. and signed one for him, and he signed one for me, and that was fun. But we talked about Marjorie Taylor Green. And bottom line is, back in the summer, she wanted to run for statewide office in Georgia. He heard about it. He saw a poll.

He sent her the poll. The poll said she was going to get humiliated. She was down 20 points to John Ossoff. He didn't hurt her publicly. He did it discreetly. He did it privately. But he was giving her information. He was trying to do her a favor.

And since that moment, she has opposed him on the Middle East. She opposed him on taking out the Iran nukes. She's opposed him on deportation. She's gone on the view and attacked Donald Trump. I mean, she is following the well-worn path, and you know the rule, Dana. The easiest way to get on television in Washington, D.C. as a Republican, is to crap on Trump and crap on your own party. And that's what Marjorie Taylor Green is doing right now after he has made her. She's nothing without Donald Trump, all because he tried to do her a favor and save her and the Republican Party from a humiliation in Georgia. That's it. She's become a policy and a political opponent of the president.

And it's sad, and I wish she wouldn't. But, of course, we've seen a lot of Republicans do that. over the years we have we have the book is uh i mean this is a great especially for all the news today a revolution of common sense you're looking at all the entire revolt against i mean really the swamp everything happening in dc i mean you've looked at you looked at deregulation you looked at everything in this and i think it's great to have not enough people spike the football and you wrote a book where you did it so that's amazing we needed to do that well the president used that phrase in his inaugural address in January and I thought boy that'd make a great title for a book I met with

him in February he decided to cooperate I spent time with him Marco Rubio Scott Bessent Elon Musk has some eye-popping quotes in this thing you know it's interesting I've been planning my book tour you know there's a few places in America where you call and say hey we need to facilitate the purchase of a couple of hundred books for an event where you help us and they won't do it and you know I funny I hear liberals the complaint about book bans all the time we've run into a more than a handful of bookstores out there places that would not stock the Scott Jennings' Donald Trump book. And so just know that some of the left out there, they don't want the truth out there. And the truth is Donald Trump hit

Washington before it got out of bed, 200 executive orders on day one, passed a big beautiful bill, eight peace agreements around the world. He's having an amazing presidency. They're trying to tie him down on this Epstein garbage, but the guy's fulfilling the promises that he ran and won on last November. There you go. Scott Jennings, a revolution of common sense. Enjoy watching you on CNN. the only person I will watch on CNN. Just saying that, you're very entertaining. You do such a great job representing our values. So we appreciate what you do. Congrats on the books and good to see you. I'd love to have you back. Thanks, Dana. See you later. So everybody's been there eating clean, taking supplements, but you still feel off. Your gut feels out of balance. Maybe you're low on

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Japan's relations with China have sunk to a new low. They're experiencing their most intense diplomatic tensions in years. This after, Beijing issued economic warnings in response by the new Japanese Prime Minister about a potential Taiwan conflict. And they had said previously any Chinese use of force against Taiwan could be considered a situation

threatening Japan's survival. So China doesn't like it when harsh language is used against them, but they want to be able to use harsh language against everyone else. I really feel like the Japanese Prime Minister will just take them and beat them about up and down their eastern seaboard. So maybe they don't want to do that. Just saying, just saying. But

very interesting, very interesting, though. Beijing, they've been launching some broadsides against Japan in terms of their propaganda and their media narratives. Also, this is gross. Lab-grown milk is disgusting. If you have to drink lab-grown milk, you don't need milk. What is that? That's stupid. Can we just stop?

We have animals and protein and all of this stuff here. We don't need to do all of these things. It's cow frie. This is gross. I don't want to read this. Gross. Who wants that? Thankfully, I don't think it's in the United States.

I think it's India right now, but yeah. I don't care. Nobody wants it anywhere. That's disgusting. I mean, I'm not even a milk drinker, and that's... No. They said that it's... And it's going to be in Israel, too. They're going to offer it in Israel. They're offering in India, Israel.

They're offering it in several places. It is... I don't eat lab grown in any... Cow-free milk. It's a food tech startup. I don't like the terms food tech together. That's like robot food. That's what robots eat.

I don't know. But they said that it's... It's Calfrey, 3% fat milk, and they have a vanilla-flavored version that's also going to be available under their new milk label. So I'll have grown fat. Yeah, nobody wants that. Wall Street in Extreme Fear, as stocks plunge again amid fears of the world's biggest company. Might be a dud. This is coming from the Wall Street Journal and Daily Mail.

They had a lot of selling that hit Wall Street yesterday. A lot of people were hit by Dallas 1.2, S&P 500. NASDAQ lost under just 1%. Bitcoin slid. Well, I mean, the economy's bad. What else we want me to say? Correction. It's everybody was told.

Peter Thiel's fund offloaded Navidia. The techs, see, is there going to be like a bottom dropout in this? Yeah, just in the tech sector, from what I understand. AI's bubble is for real, and I think it's going to pop. And we're already seeing the signs. Yeah. Yeah, we already, yeah, exactly. I don't know.

I just, with some of that stuff, We had these two from yesterday, so I'm going to move on. This, they said, so MBS is going to be at the White House. We have audio, well, we're going to talk about Trump lashing out at a reporter, and everybody's trying to get upset over that as well. Also, WhatsApp has a security flaw that exposes three and a half billion phone numbers. A simple WhatsApp, I don't really, I don't use WhatsApp. I only use WhatsApp when I'm, like, traveling overseas.

And if I'm trying to, like, plan something. So that's literally the only time I've ever used it Because everybody over there in Europe uses WhatsApp But they said that 3.5 billion phone numbers Were exposed Apparently it's like their biggest ever Like security flaw their security breach there So let's see here also

A wife of an astronaut pled guilty to falsely alleging a crime in space Summer Warden lied to federal agents When she accused her spouse of illegally accessing her bank account from space. She faces up to five years in prison and a half a million dollar fine. Fine for that. She's an intelligence officer in the Air Force.

And from the article, from the New York Times, it sounds like her spouse is a woman, so it seems like they're lesbians. But she said that the other lady accessed her bank account. From space, like illegally? Like, that's, I mean, you're, that's pretty hard. core. A little bit of faith no more. I feel like that right now. This is actually perfect, by the way. Perfect track. For those of you watching, you can't hear it because of the licensing,

but for those listening, terrestrially, you can hear it. Welcome back to the program. I try not to get into a lot of them. Like these new people that get online and they're like, politics began the day I started my ex account. And there have been people who, I feel like this one guy looks like the Timu Matt Walsh. I don't know who this guy's Joel Webbon. I don't even know. I don't want to say his name anymore because he's probably going to hyperventilate it. He's him getting 15 minutes.

Gag me. But I cannot stand these tough dudes when they're just for men, beards. And I like facial hair, but you know what I mean? You know, they're like manscape to the point where you're questioning their sexuality. And they get up and they try. to lecture you about Christianity while not living at themselves, right? I don't, Christians are imperfect, but I think if you're going to call yourself a pastor or try to be a shepherd, then you need to be more, less imperfect than the next person, you know, or at least make an effort

to be. Anyway, I just ended up seeing this. It was a documentary, a documentary. It's basically a, a I don't know how to put this there's no I can't say that I'm going through my sorry my mental roll-a-x of how I want to describe it and I can't describe it in any of the ways I was thinking Kane

because it's none of them are appropriate for air it's basically like some dudes sitting around and there are none of them have ever lifted weights and they're all talking about how they're just so hardcore and this is what Christian nationalism is and they're talking about Christian nationalism and I saw this from the

on B. One of the guys over there, Joel Barry said, if Christopher Guest, and you know Christopher guest, he's the guy who did Best in Show. Oh my gosh, what's the one that he did? That's the spinal tap. He did Spinal Tap Best in Show, which was hysterical. And Barry said, if Christopher Guest wrote a

mockumentary making fun of Christian nationalist, he couldn't write something funnier than this. Now, when I first saw this clip, and I really don't know who any of these people are, I thought it was satire. I am not kidding you. I thought, wow, somebody really clever is making fun of this leftist identity politic movement

within Christianity. And this is brilliant. I actually, I legitimately thought that Babylon B did it. And then that's why Joel tweeted it out. And I said, be real, you did this. And I actually kind of wasn't joking when I said that. And he was like, I hints this guy did not. He's like, I did not do this. He didn't say it like that. But he's like, I did not do this. I'm like, this is real. And the way they talk is so pretentious and intellectually shallow. And I love making fun of people who try too hard. I'm just going to play it for you. It's like 20 seconds and it's the most cringe thing ever. Go ahead. What do you see that's the greatest threat to Christian nationalism as it's trying to make its roots? Christians? Christians are gay.

and gay. To be more precise. Christianity is a feminized religion. To be more precise. They're fake and gay. To be more precise words that one might say if you were round burgundy and you were trying to sound intelligent and deep intellectually to be precise cane. Dear sir, what is up? first off the mixing on the audio of this the films is heinous like who did the audio for this film because they should be drug behind a truck who did this i say that rhetorically but like who's like yeah let's play this like bad this bad acoustic underneath and then you what is up with the camera angle you just have this one guy who's drowning in all this headroom and he's like so what

what do you think is the biggest threat to Christianity today and then you have the Timu Walsh sitting over there well to be precise crosses legs Christians there

fake and gay to be precise that's so edgy are those synonyms so is gay fake I think he may be misunderstood he didn't ask you to describe yourself. He asked you what you thought to the greatest threat to Christianity was.

I cannot believe that that is a clip. I laughed my head off. That is hysterical. I, you could not, and they're like want to be Christian National. So if you want to know what Christian Nationalist is, it's, I don't even think they know what it is. I feel like they are, they don't understand what trad is. They want to return to trad, but as I've written before on substack, this trend about going trad is without God. So how is it trad? You know what I mean? It's like all about optics and clicks on Instagram. This was like I felt like I was watching naked gun. I mean, there's so many, I can't even can't. That's literally, I can't tell him many times I've laughed my head off at this. What is it? What's the greatest threat? Who's directing this? Can we get some more headroom on

this guy. I just want to feel like, I can, I just don't want to see his chin. I want his chin to be at the bottom of the screen for the viewers. Like he's resting his chin on the cut of the camera. Oh my gosh. Well, it's fake and gay. To be precise. Precisely speaking, of course. Precise. That was probably the chef's kiss of it. 20 seconds and I, that's all I needed, man. All I needed was that. I didn't even know that they were doing. I mean, it just goes to show you a fool will part with his money easily. I didn't even know that they were doing a thing on this.

Did you? If you were to play that for me and not say anything, I would have for sure thought that was the Babylon B. I actually thought it was. Without a doubt, I would have been, no, I would have, like, gobs of money, I would have bet. That was the Babylon B. Oh, my gosh.

And then you've got, I don't know. And I don't know who the interviewer was. I don't want to know. I don't want to know who any of these people are. I really don't. But I'm just like, that's, sounds like that's not a pastor. I've noticed that there are a lot of pastors who are trying to flex in the most unchristian ways. And they're going in with, they're going all in on the national, this, I don't know what Christian nationalism is.

I don't even know. I think that's like saying that, no, I'm a Democratic socialist. It's like sprinkling glitter on a turd, you know, like, me, I'm a Democratic socialist. Like, what do you mean Christian nationalists? What is that? I mean, you're a Christian, you're a member of the kingdom, quit trying to hyphenate it, quit trying to put all this other stuff on it, listen to what Paul said in the gospel, stop doing all this stuff.

You know, just follow Jesus and quit trying to clout chase for the love. To be precise, Kane, it's fake and gay. Do you see what I thought? It's like the T-Moo version of, it's like there's an insufferable, you know, influencer factory out there, cranking out the same day. Dude. The answer to the question just is hilarious. To be precise.

The fake and gay stuff made me laugh. But so the biggest threat. Him taking himself so seriously. It's like, what's the biggest threat to the bard owl? Well, it's. The bard owl. The bard owl is. It's fake and gay.

What is the, uh, what's the biggest threat to American baseball? Baseball players. They're fake and gay, to be precise. and seen oh my gosh i feel like that guy gets high on his own farts he like dutch ovens himself just for the joy of it it's true you know i'm right i mean i could not thanks for tuning in to today's edition of dana lash's absurd truth podcast if you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on apple podcast spotify or wherever you get your podcast This Black Friday, game stream and go full speed with one gig Sky broadband.

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