The Dana Show with Dana Loesch - Absurd Truth: CNN's Non-Binary Gen Z Translator

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

CNN brought on a "Nonbinary Lesbian" to explain the "vibes" the kids were feeling after President Trump's State of the Union. Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi claims that she was NEVER in Congress for the money. Humannhttps://HumanN.comSupport your heart health. Grab HumanN Turmeric Chews at Sam’s Club right now. Noble Goldhttps://NobleGoldInvestments.com/DanaThis is the year to create a more stable financial future.  Open a qualified account with Noble Gold and receive a 3 oz Silver Virtue coin free. Subscribe today and stay in the loop on all things news with The Dana Show. Follow us here for more daily clips, updates, and commentary:YoutubeFacebookInstagramXMore InfoWebsite

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but this headline is kind of funny A handcuffed Florida woman was caught eating cocaine that was hidden inside of her pants Okay this is where I don't know about drugs Maybe I should ask Tucker Carlson Do you eat cocaine or snort?

I thought you snorted it No, you snort it And then, you know, like Hunter, remember Hunter even just described this to us how he does it, where you just, if there's some you see on the table, you just do like that. And then you do a little. And you put, you just kind of rub it on your teeth with it? Yeah, kind of. What does that do? What does that do?

Well, cocaine was used back in the day in dental work to numb your gums. So that's what that is. Well, you say back in the day, like how far back in the day? A hundred years. Oh, okay. I'm like, not like the 90s. They were putting it in Coca-Cola. I read that, but I didn't know that you put it in your mouth like that and it would numb.

Yeah. But they don't do that for the numbing aspect. Not anymore. It's Novakene now. Well, no, I mean, like the drug people. Oh, no, they still do that. Because that makes them high? Little scraps.

Oh, that's crazy. I miss that part with infant baby Hunter, who is the Democrats version of the Carlson's. Anyway, so we're on the same thing. That's redundant. The woman got, she went to Chow Town with her cocaine. She was in trouble, obviously, handcuffed. And this was in Brevard County. She had thrown a cinder block through someone's car.

By the way, News Channel 6, fix your dumbass website. Your pop-ups are killing my soul so bad that I want to go find your web developer and drag them behind a truck. You know, rhetorically speaking. So she threw a cinder block through somebody's car and they arrested her. the woman came. Her name is Diamond Osborne. Spell Diamond.

D-I-A-M-O-N-D. D-I-A-M-O-A-N-D. That's not how you spell. Not how you spell Diamond. I mean, Diamond Osborne's name. It's D-Y-M-O-N-D. Oh. Well, that makes sense.

She was, yeah, she threw a cinderblock. There's somebody's windshield. And nobody actually knows why, according to the story. So they took her to jail. She was cuffed, and I guess she had her, well, no, oh my gosh, I can't, can I say what the sheriff said. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

No, no, I'm saying it. I'm saying it now. I'm saying it. I'm just saying you can say it. She had a bag of cocaine hidden in her jail purse. The sheriff said. Or what? Jail purse.

Okay. Yeah. It was on the catwalk in Milan, Milan Fashion Week, the jail purse. She admitted that even though she was handcuffed behind her back while being transported, She was still able to maneuver her hands enough to not to nash on some cocaine that she had concealed in her bridges. Oh, man. And, yeah, she, she, when they asked her where it was, she had said that it was in her personal place. What, her house?

No. Her personal lady place. Yeah, that's when we go back to the jail purse. So she's on, she is held still. her bond was 8,000, so yeah, she looks like a Rugrats character. So that's, yeah. Let's see, another woman whose lash extensions are way too long. Her name is Sandra Friedel, 46.

She was booked for felony, grand theft, and Boca Raton because she stole a Chanel purse at the meat market. I don't even know what that is. What is the meat market? Florida people are going to tell me, instantly. But she went through and then walked out of the restaurant with it. So I guess it's somebody else's bag. And can you imagine? I mean, because the thing is, I guess what she had stolen was almost $8,000. And it had debit cards and a license and all that stuff. And so they got it. She went and now it's grant theft because of the price of the bag because the monetary value

elevated it. So dang. That's pretty wow. Let's see. We also have, oh, Volusia County man was busted. He was trying to flush all his dope down the toilet before the cops got him in Volusia County. So he's behind bars. He had the police showed up with a search warrant. Antoine Tillman. He was in the driveway. Saw the cops, ran back inside, ran in the house, locked the door. Like that was going to do it. He, they told him to come out. He bolted out the back door. A brief chase ensued. He was taken into custody. And then when they went inside because they were executing a warrant and going through his house, they found tons of cocaine. He was trying to shove everything. You can't flush a gun, but apparently he also tried doing that. I'm not making this up.

I'm not even, this is Local 10. I'm not making this up. So yeah, he, oh, and he was also apparently selling meth and trying to flush meth, cocaine, fentanyl, and a large gun. They retrieved from the tarlet. So there you go. That's what is that? What is that? Who does that? He was probably really desperate and he's in jail. He's being held. He didn't make bond. He's probably really desperate if you're going to

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We had, okay, I'm kind of distracted because I was sharing with Kane, this earthquake revelation on break. As we were getting ready, I'm going to set up this audio for you coming up. I'm going to set this audio up for you, and then we're going to expand on that. but it this dovetails in with it. I grew up my whole life thinking that Morgan Fairchild was gay. My whole life I thought she was. I thought she was like the lipstick lesbian, right? Which now sounds like an ex name, like a Twitter name, or like a podcast or something.

But there's probably one. And she's not. And Kane doesn't believe me. Did you Google it? No, I'm not. She's not. She played Marla, the girlfriend of Sandra Burns. Hard's character on Roseanne in the 90s.

And yeah, that's what it is. But she apparently was not, and she's been in other alphabet stuff. But she's not. I did not know that. I thought my entire life that she was. Who knew? Who knew? So just, you know, well, working Fairchild knew.

But. It feels like a Mandela effect thing for me. Yeah, I think. Because I feel like she was the original lipstick. I did too. But apparently we are all wrong. You're right. it is like the Mandela effect because we all believe this.

We're like, oh, yeah, Morgan Farron. Yeah. So the reason I'm talking about this is because of this audio. I've got to set this up. I'm going to read it how it is on the rundown. Okay. CNN brings on a non-binary lesbian to explain the vibes that children were feeling after President Trump's state of the union, status maxing, gesture, maxing, and aura mocking. Let's go ahead and play.

Are those the names of children? I don't know. I mean, it could be in today's society. Cut 26, please. Generally, the kids describe this as status maxing, jester maxing, and aura-mogging. Okay. Yes, so let me break that down for you.

So, jester maxing is like playing to the crowd and being trying to get people, you know, like, a gesture would. Status maxing is aligning himself with people like the men's hockey team and, like, his success and trying to status max. These things are seen as very uncool by the kids, by the way. And then aura-mogging is when you take the shine of someone who's actually quite successful or good, maybe some of his guests, maybe the World War II veterans he honored, maybe again the men's hockey team, and you are aura-mogging.

You are stealing their shine for yourself because you do not inhibit yourself the aura alone. So that was a vibe. Okay, so here's my question. Aside from all of the new language that we're hearing, what is it on binary lesbian? I couldn't get past that because I'm like, wait, are you just not satisfied with being a regular old lesbian? Like, why are you? Why do you have to?

It's like being, no, no, that's not bread. That's artisanal bread, which, you know what I mean? Is it because it's not a thing anymore? And so people feel like they've got to make it extra Astericky? I don't know. Astericky, by the way, would be a great DJ name. for DJ Fun Uncle, like on the side to do another side project. Just totally had.

Astor Ricky. But I don't understand why. Like, because non-binary, how can you be a lesbian and also non-binary? Isn't that the same? Tough with the logical. Either you're non-binary or your binary. It seems like a binary system. I mean, really, you're, there's, it's binary.

There's no such, so you're pretending that there's a third option, which is not binary. Is that what they mean? Like, no, I'm non-binary. I'm the third one. Which is? Yeah. What is that? I just, this is where I get, I can't stand the language.

By the way, I'm going to warn you guys. I'm going to use the words maxing, monging, and all of that to the point where the, uh, Gen Alpha doesn't want to use them anymore. I am going to just constantly be like, you're non-binary lesbian maxing right now with, you know, you're a bitch maxing. Or stop just or maugging, you know, my aura farm. I don't know. Like what?

That sounds right. ARAFARM also sounds like a subsidiary of Summer's Eve, but that's a whole other thing too. So it's, so apparently, mauging came from alpha male of the group, Amog, and that's, you make somebody else look inferior by comparison. That's what that means. I mean, or you could just say, as I just did, using words. It's also that. But the vibes, first off, I don't believe anybody that talks like that, watch the, state of the union unless they were forced to because of their parents. I don't believe that they did.

But also, again, going back to the nod, can we just stop with the nod? Just be a regular old lesbian. Why are you, you got to be special about, no, I'm going to be an extra special lesbian. Can't just be a regular, broke basic lesbian. Got to be non-bionaire. What? I can't stand all. I can't keep track of it anymore. Apparently there's like 11ty frillion different subsidiaries of that. I just can't keep up. And it's not our fault. because people keep adding stuff to this ridiculous alphabet smorgas board every damn day. I can't. But yeah, we're just going to use this like looks maxing. Looks, yeah.

I know Manosphere that's been used for a long time. But looks maxing is somebody who's like more attractive than the other person that they're in the frame with. This is such a hyper online thing. This is also hyper online. Oh my gosh. And then apparently you can steal someone's aura if you frame mug them. meaning you, which I would think is the same thing as looks maxing, isn't it? If you're frame-mogging, that means you're already, so a lot of this is just like stupid

redundant. Yeah, actually, there is some overlap. It's like those, the Venn diagram stuff. It's not even that. It's the same circle. There's like not even, you know, it's the same circle. Good night. So, I don't know.

This whole thing is just, it's wild and I don't. But I was trying to understand the purpose of this person having this huge thing about, well, these are the vibes that they were failing, you know, status. I just, that doesn't even make any sense. The guy who was on set, he looked like he just could not believe what he was hearing. He just kept laughing. He thought it was hysterical. He thought it was absolutely hysterical.

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So the inventor of Squatty Potty, Robert Edwards, who was on Shark Tank, was arrested in Utah for child pornography. He's apparently partnered to a guy and is co-parenting four kids, and he apparently was arrested with a lot of it. That's disgusting, and he needs to be put to death instantly. I mean, but it is the Squatty Potty.

I mean, I get, you know, I'm not surprised. You know what I'm saying? I'm not surprised. It's not separate, though. I'm like, oh, now it makes sense. He's a freak. And that's his product. You know, I'm just saying.

Let's see. Oh, my gosh. Mr. Beast, who's a weirdo, and I think came out of nowhere as like a studio trick, has some really questionable suss perverts working for him. He's, uh, now his editor's been accused of insider trading on, uh, Kalshi. and this is they've

yeah and apparently there's no remorse either but an editor for him has been referred to federal regulators for making insider bets on calci the prediction market I'm not surprised by that either he's got some really weirdo people that Pelosi's walking around all free yeah exactly Jasmine Crockett is leading James Tala Rico by double digits right now okay this is a Texas Tribune poll now at full admission

I haven't broken this down but I mean, think about it, though. I mean, it's James Telerico. He comes from the same factory that made John Ossuff and Beto O'Rourke. It's like the Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton of the political world. They're the same guy. They're all the same.

The peabooty juice, they're all the same people. They're the same people. Just, you know, FYI. Also, let's see here. Mike Johnson says that the Gonzalez allegations are going to play out in the primary next week. So I get what he's saying.

he's trying not to make too big of a mess, and it's not that he's protecting Gonzalez. But the primary is six days away. So what better way? If this guy's not going to resign, then all the people who are out there supporting Herrera, they need to come out hard and, you know, make sure you're winning.

Make sure that you are winning in this primary, because this is going to be the way to do it. Teens are over superheroes, and they want to see more, whatever this is, connected masculinity on screen. What is that? I think it's more of an empathetic style of masculinity is what they're, when you're connected to

someone. They said young people, they want to see fathers enjoying parenting, fathers showing love to kids, and young people are not just asking for better dads. They're asking for a reimagining of how men show up in the lives of others. It's not a reimagining. That's just being a good parent. Stop acting like that's a new thing. New label.

I know. When you act like it's a new thing, you're not helping it become like, really. rediscovered or restored by acting like it's never existed before. So that's, you know, that's kind of important, I think. Yeah, I mean, the connected parenting. I mean, you could also say that with any parent, with, you know, mothering, fathering, et cetera. Let's see here. Oh, and apparently a Texas, this is in Texas, a Waterburger manager beat a customer with a trash bag after they were attacked.

This is actually kind of amazing. Oh, sorry, with a trash can. Like, held it up over his head and beat this dude with it. This is, like, Waffle House level, F-A-F-O, right? And, I mean, it was in Dallas, DFW. So it happened. A 41-year-old was ordered out of the restaurant. He vowed to return later and then assault the manager.

And then he came back in and attacked, and the manager retaliated with a trash can, like a boss. Stick with us. We got a lot more in store. And it's the only position. It's the only position, a speaker of the House of Congress that is mentioned in the Constitution of the United States. At the time, I was, too, the highest paid person on Capitol Hill as a woman. That was a big deal. Not that I was there for the money.

Really? Hmm. Yeah. That's, uh... Nobody believes that. Nobody believes it. Nobody believes that at all. Nobody believes it at all.

At all. You really, she just, she just didn't go into it for the money, guys. She was never in Congress for the money. I mean, let me look something I'm here. First off, welcome back. Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of the third hour. And let's see.

In essence being in Congress. I'm just, I'm curious. Curious. I'm going to add. So she's added. Ooh. Let's see how. Ooh, she's added a lot of money.

She's added a lot of money to her bank account since she's been in Congress. Wow. And I'm sure it's just because she's really good at finance. And like, yeah, that's what it is. Guys, guys, guys, guys. She literally made over $130 million. It's more than that, actually. Well, I mean, her total net worth is around $2,8.

million and the stock investments that's part of through her husband's firm which is also was driven by insider trading uh wow now when she entered congress in 1987 she and her husband they had about in stocks about six hundred and ten thousand dollars right yeah yeah yeah now hers alone is 130 million combined it's 281 she didn't get into it for the money says nobody ever. The only reason that I would ever run for office is to totally insider trade. I don't care about anything else. Just to make hell for the ATF and insider trade.

What? That doesn't sound like you. I'm being honest. All these people are lying to you. I don't give a rats backside. I would not honestly, I would not, I don't know that I would want to represent anybody that voted for me anyway. But because I'm immediately questioning the decision.

that you made voting for me. But I would totally insider trade. Oh my gosh. I would absolutely abuse government to go after everybody I hated. Oh my gosh, I totally would. I'm not lying. I'm being dead serious.

I'm in my head right now formulating all your campaign commercials. I can just hear them now. Yeah. I mean, it would be like vote for me because we hate the same people and I'll make their lives hell. You know, and it's like Dana for whatever.

It's the only way. Asterisk. Also inside. trade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know what? What I'll do? If you donate a lot to my campaign, I'll give you insider trading tips too. I'm sure this is all highly illegal. But is it though, because Nancy Pelosi can do it. If you're sharing it with everybody, it seems pretty communal. Well, yeah, I mean, for a donation. Right. You know, so it's not, you're not paying me. It's a voluntary donation. You know how you can't really. So like, for instance, one of my favorite shows is anything with Jeremy Clarkson, right?

Love Jeremy Clarkson. I loved, you know, top guy. I loved all of it. it, grand tour, all of it. And I'd watch this dilly squat farm. When they first opened their little dittily squat farm thing, they're, they're, uh, I don't want to say produce stand, because they sold the stuff that they made there and then they also did made honey. And then they had t-shirts and hats for sale. But because it was not something that was made, the t-shirts and hats were made, I think like, I don't know where they, they imported them in. They were not technically in England proper and that's some of their bylaws and everything with chippy norton and all of that they couldn't outright sell them so they had you could get it for a donation so if you donated 15 dollars you'd

get a hat if you donated like 2025 you get the t-shirt see what i mean so for the donation you know you i would give you insider for my campaign i'd give you insider trading tips seems fair to me that seems totally fair and also i would leak everything about aliens everything. Oh my gosh. What do you want to know? Oh, man, I will, I'll be like, what's his face, who shoved it all in my socks. That from the skiff, remember that guy? Oh, man. I see, I can just picture now. Somebody out there is just going to load all this info into AI and you're going to have a boom, a 30-second campaign commercial right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, who was that guy? I can't, now I can't move past this. Remember it was the, the guy, who was it that shoved all the stuff in his socks and then tried to like shuffle out of the skiff, the secured area and he ended up going to jail. Started with an S. Anyway, it's not important. But my whole point is that Nancy Pelosi says, oh, yeah, I just, I didn't go in it for the money. It just fell all on my head, the money. Just fell into my lap, all the money that I made from it.

No, she made so much, like Marjorie Taylor Green. Marjorie Taylor Green went in with $700,000 total and walked out with over $25 million. And then, of course, she waited until after her retirement vested for her benefits vested for Congress. And then two days after she left, she resigned her seat. Hmm. Hmm. And she did that out of protest because she got mad that Trump wouldn't back her absolute loser of a bid for Senate, which was never going to happen. So I don't know.

But Pelosi says, I wasn't in it for the money. So she must be 130 million compared to 610,000 $2,000,000, $281 million compared to $610,000. That's more than 281 times value. And she says she never intended to run for public office, which is a lie.

That's not true either. So I don't know, I'm just saying. Oh, by the way, and this is what, she's always said that her substantial increase in wealth was simply attributed to high-performing well-timed investments. Oh, how did that happen? So wild. I mean, why is she even in Congress?

She could have made so much money going into, like Marjorie Taylor Green. Who knew that Marjorie Taylor Green was a Wall Street whiz? I'm sure it had nothing to do with insider trading or anything like that. I mean, come on, guys. Just saying. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast.